00:00Hey, Deedee, throw this cantaloupe away, please.
00:03It's not good.
00:04Yeah, I'm gonna throw out here for the raccoons.
00:06We're gonna have all kinds of garments around this house.
00:09I know that's right.
00:10Exactly.
00:11You know what I heard?
00:13I heard that there's mountain lions.
00:15Mountain lions.
00:16There ain't no mountain lions out here.
00:17You wanna make that bad?
00:19The only lions that exist on planet Earth
00:21are the ones out in Africa.
00:22And if y'all don't know that, you're dumber than I thought.
00:25There are mountain lions, and you're
00:26making a complete idiot out of yourself.
00:29Y'all are the ones trying to convince me
00:31that there's something like a mountain lion.
00:33There are sea lions.
00:33You're telling me that there's a lion in the sea.
00:36And I thought he was so smart.
00:37Hey, hey, hey, good things that go .
00:39Yeah, that's a sea lion.
00:41That's an otter.
00:44Try Uncle John's brothels burrito.
00:47Oh my god, that was good, Johnny.
00:50Johnny, don't fix me one.
00:51OK.
00:52I gotta watch my figure.
00:54Oh, please, what are you worried about?
00:56I have a date.
00:58What?
00:59I went on a dating website.
01:02The hell you say?
01:04I did.
01:05Little P is one of my best friends.
01:08She's my wife-in-law is what I call her.
01:10She was married to my ex-husband.
01:12He was an asshole.
01:14You have fixed yourself up with somebody on the damn internet.
01:19Yeah, and I fixed you up too.
01:21What?
01:22What the hell you say?
01:23Oh, hell.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:25Have some fun, mama.
01:27I hate internet dating.
01:29I mean, you can get hooked up with Jack the damn Ripper.
01:32I don't think he's still alive, but his damn relatives might be.
01:35I'm gonna get you a spray tan.
01:38I'm gonna get your hair fixed.
01:39We're gonna get dressed up, and we're going out for a free dinner.
01:41Won't that be fun?
01:42Hell no.
01:43I'd love to see her have a good time.
01:45If the car's a classic, it still needs to be driven.
01:47Get you flaming y'all, mama, some lobster tail or something.
01:51Now, I'm in with that.
01:52The only reason I go out on a date is to get a good fillet and some tiramisu.
01:59God, I love tiramisu.
02:01Woo-hoo!
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