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00:00Today's the day of my birthday, can't wait to get my present.
00:25If Vic's forgot, I'll have him shot by a gang of filthy Mexican peasants.
00:31Yes!
00:32There he goes, ascending the stairs, look, with some sense of urgency.
00:35Right, do you remember the plan?
00:36Yeah. We grab him, we cut his head off, we put him in a bag and then shove him in the reservoir.
00:40No, no, no, no, we dropped that plan.
00:42Oh, no, I remember.
00:43We pin him down, we plant a rose bush up his arse and feed him frosted until it blooms.
00:47No, that was just me blowing off steam.
00:50Think birthday.
00:51It's his birthday?
00:52Yeah, and?
00:53You've organised a surprise party for him?
00:55Yeah, and you mustn't know anything about it.
00:57And there's a surprised woman coming.
00:59No, there's not a surprised woman.
01:01Bob will be surprised when he finds out who the woman is.
01:04Who is it?
01:05It's Eric's mum, Erica, she's coming over from Norway.
01:08And does Bob still fancy her like it?
01:10I don't know, I never really thought to ask.
01:12Anyway, look, here he comes, descending the stairs, now, with a much more relaxed look on
01:17his face.
01:18Pretend you've forgotten his birthday.
01:22Ta-da!
01:23Two, three, four!
01:24What?
01:25I'll tell you what, I'll run that tableau past you once more, okay?
01:28Ta-da!
01:29Two, three, four!
01:30If you like.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Do you actually know what day it is today?
01:34Day of the Jackal, Day of the Hearthstone, I don't know.
01:35Darren Day!
01:36No, it's my birthday, two, three, four!
01:37Oh, yeah, no, we agreed to forget about that a minute ago.
01:38Yeah.
01:39What?
01:40Oh, well, maybe it's a good thing, actually, when I think back to what happened last year.
01:41Come on, baby, and one, two, three, four!
01:42Yes, lad!
01:43Yeah.
01:44So, if you're forgetting my birthday, that's what I'm saying.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Yeah.
01:49So, if you're forgetting my birthday, that's what I'm saying.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02So, if you're forgetting my birthday, I suppose you haven't got me a present, have you?
02:05Not even the tricycle that I kept dropping in so bad.
02:08Don't laugh at my tricycle.
02:10Father, I have remembered it's your birthday and have a present for you.
02:14Hi.
02:15He's got me one.
02:16Thank you, Eric.
02:17No touching.
02:18Here it is.
02:19Wow, it's massive!
02:21Well, go on, open it, then.
02:23OK.
02:24I wonder what it is.
02:25A missile to be like that?
02:28It's your coffin.
02:29Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and so on.
02:35Yeah, and so on.
02:36No, I like it.
02:38It's not, I mean, it's a thought that counts, Eric.
02:40Yes, and my thought was you've been shot.
02:42With a oozy.
02:45Oh, I can't see.
02:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, I didn't know it would end like this.
02:54No, I understand the thought that you've had there, Eric.
03:00Well, no, I mean, at least you got me a present.
03:03I thought that Vic might have woke me up this morning and given me one, you know.
03:06Well, that's disgusting!
03:08Urgh!
03:09No, I'll do it.
03:10Urgh!
03:11Right, you two, you're not going to ruin my birthday for me.
03:16It's not going to happen.
03:17I've baked myself my own cake, I've bought a present for myself,
03:20and I'm going to open it in peace here in the kitchen.
03:22Go on, out you go.
03:23Go on.
03:24Go on.
03:25What?
03:26Right, where did I hide that present?
03:39Go away, cock face.
03:43Get in your coffin and die.
03:46Eric, Eric's not your dad, it's me, Vic.
03:49Oh, hey, Vic.
03:50Hi.
03:51You look great, man.
03:52Thanks.
03:53You want to come in and bounce around for a bit?
03:56Maybe shoot the shit?
03:58No, not really, no thanks, Eric.
04:01Not today, I don't really want to shoot any shits.
04:03I was just going to tell you that your mum's coming over from Norway for Bob's birthday.
04:08The troller woman?
04:09Yeah?
04:10That's a terrible idea.
04:11She's even worse than him.
04:13If she asks about me, just tell her that I'm dead.
04:15Oh, come on, she can't be as bad as all, lad.
04:18Can't she?
04:19You don't know her, do you?
04:24Right, where did I hide that present?
04:29Cold birthday.
04:30Birthday.
04:31There's my cake out, my warmer.
04:34Warmer.
04:35Red hot.
04:37I remember.
04:38Yes.
04:39Oh, God.
04:40It's so hot.
04:41Protect the year.
04:42Birthday boy.
04:44Oh, God.
04:51It's so hot.
04:54Protect the year.
04:57Birthday boy.
05:29Nice coffin, that.
05:45Yeah, he'll look nice in that, won't he?
05:47Is Eric Bob's only child?
05:49Yeah. Oh, no, there was another one,
05:51but he's one of them Benjamin Button types.
05:54He's, like, born fully grown,
05:56and then four days later, he just disappeared down the plughole.
06:00Some people say it's still there,
06:02all tangled up with the hairballs and the vozine.
06:06Is this a lie?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Go on, tell us about Eric's mum, then.
06:11Well, it was in Norway.
06:13It was in the 90s.
06:14Nice and up, then.
06:17No, it was the decade, the 90s.
06:19It was a cold, dark winter's night.
06:28Bob was driving around Norway in a covered carriage
06:30displaying a creature that he'd captured in the Congo.
06:33He pulled up at the side of the road
06:35to let the creature out for a piss.
06:39He drove it out using his special whip.
06:42So, the creature came out of the covered carriage
06:51and was startled by the brightness of the harvest moon.
06:59It cried,
07:00and he whipped it again with his special whip.
07:03Shut up!
07:04Shut your mouth, will you?
07:05And tethered the creature to a really strong knell.
07:10Then, Bob sat down to have his evening meal
07:13of a mint arrow.
07:15And as the first bubble hit his palate,
07:18he heard the most beautiful sound
07:20he'd ever heard in his life.
07:21Oh, yes.
07:31Is this a lie?
07:32Yeah.
07:33He was just driving around
07:35selling air conditioning units.
07:38Here he comes now,
07:39walking towards us
07:40with a look on his face
07:41that he doesn't suggest.
07:43All right?
07:44I was just telling Bosch
07:45about how you met Eric's mother.
07:46Eric's mum?
07:47I don't mention her,
07:48especially not on my birthday.
07:49She's a psychopath.
07:51She's...
07:51She had this boat hook
07:53that she used to attack me with.
07:55What are you laughing at?
07:56You ain't funny.
07:58What?
07:59I don't like to cry funny.
08:01And I remember once
08:02she made me dress up
08:03in an elephant costume,
08:05balance a pork pie
08:06on the end of my trunk
08:07and parade around
08:08in front of all the other
08:09trawler men in the market.
08:17I sometimes think, you know,
08:18if she ever tracked me down,
08:19I'd just get ahead of it
08:20and just, like, slip me throat.
08:23I'll take out me gastric band,
08:25you know.
08:27Bang!
08:28No, you can do it.
08:29Bang!
08:31I had a dream.
08:33I was a machine.
08:36Fatigue isn't the future.
08:39I hovered a bit.
08:41Occasionally shit.
08:42Nuts and bolts
08:44and metal
08:45so
08:45Tartanets.
08:51All right, Luke.
08:52Somebody ill?
08:54No, Eric got it for me.
08:55Hey, I like your watch.
08:56It's a spray watch.
08:58I got it off a gypsy lover of mine.
09:00Must be special.
09:01It is.
09:01If you press this button,
09:02it's weed killer.
09:03That button,
09:04antihistamine.
09:06No, sorry.
09:07That button,
09:08antihistamine,
09:09that one weed killer.
09:10Oh, well.
09:10Good drink.
09:11Do you know what's my birthday today?
09:13I do.
09:14I have a present for you.
09:15Present for me?
09:16Yeah, what is it?
09:17It's an advert.
09:18I'm made in Africa in 1972.
09:20Would you like to watch it?
09:22What, a VHS?
09:23Have you poncing around in Africa in 1972?
09:26No, I don't, actually.
09:27I'll have a look.
09:27I want to see it.
09:28Go on, then.
09:29Put it on.
09:36Here it comes.
09:36Right, right, you.
09:37Look, I'm going up to have me berth to a bath.
09:39Keep it quiet, yeah?
09:40When did you film this?
09:4172.
09:42I said, look,
09:43I'm going upstairs to have me berth to a bath.
09:45Keep it nice and quiet, yeah?
09:47There it is, look.
09:53What the hell is that washing-off liquid you're using, darling?
09:56Just a cheap one I got on special offer.
09:59You idiot.
10:01That won't shift that ground in mutton.
10:03Use this, you stupid cow.
10:08Lord shifted scouring pad.
10:11Gets to the heart of the mutton.
10:14Hi there, darling.
10:15I'm intolerable.
10:16Yes, you are.
10:17Don't be a moron!
10:20Use Lord shifted scouring pads.
10:23It gets right to the heart of the mutton.
10:28That was brilliant.
10:29How much did you get paid for doing that?
10:30Not a penny.
10:31I was paid in Lombarder lessons.
10:32Ooh.
10:34And masculine.
10:36Ooh, nice.
10:37The party starts in half an hour.
10:38You go off and get your clobber on.
10:39And don't forget the booze.
10:40But what about the food?
10:41There's a pig upstairs in the bathroom.
10:44Is there?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Look, promise me this.
10:46When you're done with it, can I ride it?
10:48Yeah, I'll have it all saddled up and ready for you when you come back.
10:51Oh, God.
10:52Excuse me?
10:53What is that in the bath?
10:55Right, I'm off.
10:57It's a pig.
10:57Yes, but what's it doing in me bath?
11:00Oh, should I know what it's doing?
11:01I'm not psychic.
11:02It's my pig, but I won't hit your twat.
11:06No, that's all right.
11:07Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
11:09Forget about the pig.
11:10Forget about it.
11:11All right.
11:12I'll make sure you get the best birthday bath a man could ever wish for.
11:17So, how's it going then, son?
11:26It's great.
11:26Might be my best birthday bath ever.
11:29Yeah.
11:29Is the water all right?
11:30Warm enough?
11:31Yeah, I reckon.
11:31Try yourself.
11:34Hey, I'm dealing with that.
11:36Hey!
11:37Oh, cheeky.
11:39How about some nice aromatherapy oil?
11:42Oh, yeah.
11:42Go on.
11:42Go on for my birthday.
11:44Here we are.
11:44Look.
11:45Yeah, look here.
11:47Mmm, that's nice, isn't it?
11:49Ooh.
11:50Oh, you can tell it's expensive stuff, Vic.
11:52Yeah, I got it in the town centre.
11:54Town centre?
11:54Will it cost a fortune?
11:55Yeah, not like that cheap stuff you get on the outskirts.
11:58No, this feels good.
12:00And some aromatic bay leaves, eh?
12:03Ooh, put them in.
12:03Ooh.
12:04I hope they don't make me too sentimental.
12:07Hey!
12:08What cheeky, is it?
12:10I'm really enjoying it.
12:12Oh, that'll be Julie.
12:13Look, you enjoy your lovely birthday silk.
12:16Thanks, Vic.
12:17Go on.
12:18Have an apple.
12:20Cheers.
12:21Look it after me.
12:23Mmm.
12:25Hello, Julie.
12:27Oh, I see you've got a pig in the pot.
12:29How delish.
12:30Ooh.
12:31Yes.
12:31Now, Julie, what can I do for you?
12:33Well, now, Vic, I don't know if this is a very good time, but, um...
12:37You see, I've got something to tell you.
12:39Hmm?
12:39I'm pregnant.
12:42Ooh.
12:42And it's yours.
12:44No.
12:44I don't think so.
12:45Yes.
12:46No, no.
12:46Yes.
12:46No, no, no, no, no.
12:47Yes.
12:48No, it isn't.
12:49It isn't.
12:49It can't be.
12:50Silly Billy Bremer, of course I'm not pregnant.
12:53Look!
12:53No, I'm not ready for that sort of commitment.
12:59I don't want him.
13:01Be careful.
13:02Hold him properly.
13:03He'll break his bloody neck.
13:06This is Erica, Bob's ex.
13:08Where is he?
13:10Look, um, Julie, we've got a bit of a problem.
13:13I'll explain everything round at your house.
13:15Right.
13:16Come on, Erica.
13:16We're going to get some booze for baby.
13:19Piece of lust.
13:21Oh, it's good.
13:23Oh, yes.
13:26Right.
13:26Where is he?
13:27Uh, right.
13:28Well, first of all, hello, Erica.
13:30Lonely to meet you.
13:31Bob's told me all about, you know, how you used to be the love of his life.
13:34Where is he?
13:35And how, um, he liked to dress up like an elephant and parade around in front of you.
13:41Oh, this is getting hot.
13:47Vic!
13:48Vic, I can't turn it off.
13:51Vic!
13:52Eric!
13:53Eric!
13:54Vic!
13:55Vic!
13:56I'm swelling up here!
13:58Vic!
13:59Vic!
13:59Look, now, Erica, I know you've come a long way from Norway, but there's been a bit of a change of plan.
14:05Oh, change of plan.
14:06What fun.
14:06Hmm.
14:07Something's happened.
14:08Something's definitely happened.
14:09Well, spit it out.
14:10It's not as if he's dead, is it?
14:11Yes, that's it.
14:12Yes, that's it.
14:13He's dead.
14:15Bob's dead.
14:18Dead?
14:18How dare he?
14:19I kill him.
14:20That was my job.
14:21He's dead.
14:23He's dead, dead, dead.
14:25He's dead.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh!
14:30How could he die so young-ish?
14:36Oh, God!
14:39He's dead!
14:41I can't believe it!
14:44Let's go see in a minute.
14:48He's dead!
14:51He was awful!
14:53He was terrible!
14:54Vic?
14:55Yes?
14:56Vic, you need to pull yourself together.
14:57Oh, God! He's dead!
15:01Come on, then. That's better, isn't it?
15:03It's woken you are.
15:04Thank you, Julie.
15:05OK, that's all right. Now, calm down.
15:07Look, Julie, listen.
15:08Yes?
15:09Bob's not really dead.
15:10Look, we're just pretending.
15:11I'm just...
15:12I'm just...
15:13I'm just...
15:14Oh!
15:15Oh, that's...
15:16That's very clever.
15:17It's gripped me!
15:18I'm bloating!
15:19Vic!
15:20Oh!
15:22So, you say he's dead.
15:25This all seems very, very convenient.
15:30So, tell me, how did he die exactly?
15:35Oh, you old, it was a Saturday.
15:37Mm-hm.
15:38It was all the Saturdays.
15:39It was all of them the bitches.
15:40Come on, this is you!
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16:00I would very much like to see his cadaver and put my Fanny on his eye.
16:04I beg your pardon? You want to put what on his eye?
16:07Fennig, it's a German coin to give safe passage to the afterlife.
16:11Where does he lay?
16:12He's next door. In his coffin. In his coffin.
16:17And he'll be ready for viewing in about ten minutes.
16:23So, you poor woman, you must be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very upset about Bob's death.
16:30Very? I wanted to do it myself!
16:33Ah!
16:39There's a metal turtle in the kitchen, Bob. Where's the turtle spray?
16:43It's me, you moron. I've swollen up and got trapped in the vise-like grip of this tub.
16:48Right, hang on.
16:51Shit, it's a metal turtle. Hold on, I get through.
16:54Bosh, it's all right. It's Bob. He's swollen up and bloated and trapped inside the galvanised tub.
16:59Can you do something, please? I've got a bay leaf stuck in me crack.
17:03There's a bay leaf in his arse.
17:05You need to lift me up and shake me out. Come on!
17:07We need to lift him up and shake him out. Come on, all of us.
17:09Lift him up and shake him out.
17:11I need a run-up. Come on!
17:17I need a run-up. Come on!
17:19I need a run-up. Come on!
17:21I need a run-up. Come on!
17:23AAAAAAaargh!
17:25Ooooooh!
17:32Scuddle scuddle scuddle scuddle scuddle scuddle scuddle up the wall he goes!
17:35Over your ass! Where would your wrist?
17:37Nobody really knows!
17:39Quick! Get the thunderbolt to start to metamorphisise!
17:42Morphousize
17:52Thank you, lads. No problem at all you twat. Whoa, I nearly met some more more for size then
18:00Thanks love Bob
18:02I've done something terrible really. I've invited Eric's mom over and she's here
18:08You've done what? She'll kill me but you undiluted asshole. Oh come on I'm not an arsehole. I mean would an arsehole be able to do this?
18:21I guess not, but it's all right. I told you were dead. Yeah, well
18:25I will be if she sees me. She hasn't got that boat up with her has she?
18:30Yeah, yeah, look look look Bob
18:32We can pull this off you get into that coffin that Eric gave you pretend to be dead when she comes around has a look at you
18:37She'll think you're dead and clear off and she'll be out of your life forever. It's the best scenario that could ever happen
18:42Do you know I like it? Let's do it. Yeah, right. Howie son into the coffin. There you go
18:48You've done this before right now, then I've got to warn you when she comes around
18:52She wants to put a fanny on your eyes. She wants to put what on me eye fennig. It's a German coin for good luck
18:57Oh, right
18:58Right, what's going on Bob's dead. Okay. Do you want a cup of tea?
19:03Come on, hold on. If Bob's dead, can I have his rum? No, you can't
19:07Oh
19:08Ow!
19:09Behave yourself, Will. Yeah, I'm just pretending to be dead
19:14I'm just pretending to be dead, yeah? Eric's mum's coming round and if she finds me here alive, she'll kill me anyway
19:21Now behave
19:22Look, look, here they are now
19:23Shhh!
19:24Shhh!
19:25Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thank you and good night
19:33Oh, hello, erm, Bosch, this is Eric's mum, Erica
19:39Good day, you twat
19:41So, ladies, if you'd like to gather around, here's the lad and as you can see, he's as dead as a doornut
19:48She's killed him
19:56Oh, sweetheart, my old shipmate
20:02You poor, poor, poor man
20:05What a shame
20:06You poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor man
20:10Goodbye and good riddance
20:13Hmm, hmm, well, thank you, Erica
20:16Those kind words
20:17Now, I think it's probably appropriate now for us to tell and share some of our favourite memories of Bob
20:22Bosch
20:24No, there's nothing
20:26Come on, there must be something you said or did
20:29No, there's nothing like that at all
20:31Julie
20:32Erm
20:34No
20:37Nothing
20:38No, nothing
20:39What about you, Vic?
20:40Well, I do remember him once saying he wanted to do a forward roll but he never got around to it
20:44Oh, I've remembered something
20:46I remember this morning he said he was going to have a bath
20:49Typical Bob
20:51Typical Bob always saying he's going to have a bath
20:54Just like Bob
20:55Lovely memories
20:56Right, well, Erica, I expect you've got a submarine to catch so you'd better get ahead of the traffic
21:00Goodbye, off you go
21:01Come on
21:02Here's the booze
21:04What's this nonsense?
21:06Erm
21:07Bob's dead
21:10What of a stroke?
21:14No
21:15Dead
21:17But he was only having a bath this
21:19What am I going to do without him?
21:21Bob
21:22My life's not worth living
21:24Who the hell are you?
21:25You're beautiful
21:27The most beautiful woman I've seen outside of Africa
21:31You want to make love and drink some booze?
21:33No, babe
21:34Erica's got a submarine to catch
21:36I'm not in a rush
21:38Let's have a pro petroleum and sand off
21:40Give me that butter
21:43Yes
21:45Erica, you don't want to miss the tide
21:48Father
21:49I'm sorry I always treated you so badly
21:52It was just my way of showing how much I loved you
22:00He's gone
22:01He's gone
22:02Better learn how to face it
22:04He's gone
22:05I paid the devil to replace him
22:08He's gone
22:09What went wrong?
22:11Bye-bye father
22:12I'm going to miss you
22:16Bye-bye father
22:17I'm going to miss you
22:18I'm going to miss you
22:19Crap
22:21Crap
22:26сделать nails in the dead man's chest
22:30Yo ho, the bastard's dead
22:32I'm pushing over board and fight it to the fish
22:36Yo ho, the bastard's dead
22:37Hoorayy!
22:39Just get rid of her.
22:41Bob, Bob, oh, it's brilliant party in there.
22:44She's hilarious.
22:45Look, look, I brought you a bit of the icing from your birthday cake.
22:48It's a beat.
22:49Might be for Bob or a birthday, I don't know.
22:51Yeah, or a bastard like in your little song.
22:53Yeah, it might be, yeah.
22:55Skip it down.
22:56Do you know what?
22:57It's a bit boring out of you.
22:58I'm going to get back to the party if you don't mind.
23:00I don't want to miss anything.
23:01Just get...
23:02Did you hear the tale of the terrible man?
23:05The terrible, terrible, terrible man.
23:07He wiped his arse with a frying pan.
23:10The terrible, terrible, terrible man.
23:12Yes!
23:13Yes!
23:14Hey, Erica, Erica, tell us another one of your filthy jokes
23:17about the Norwegian police force.
23:19All right, well, in a minute.
23:20Yay!
23:21Ooh!
23:22Ooh!
23:23Ooh!
23:24Ooh!
23:25Now I'm interested.
23:27I know you're alive,
23:29and I'll be back in a minute
23:32to finish you off.
23:34Ooh!
23:35Ooh!
23:36Ooh!
23:37Ooh!
23:38Ooh!
23:39Ooh!
23:40Ooh!
23:41Ooh!
23:42Ooh!
23:43Ooh!
23:44Ooh!
23:45Ooh!
23:46Ooh!
23:47Ooh!
23:48Ooh!
23:49What the F's happened here like?
23:50She's fallen down the effing stairs.
23:53Did you push her?
23:54No, she fell down the effing stairs!
23:56Did you shoot her?
23:58Look, Vic, I don't care how far you lean over.
24:00She fell down the effing stairs!
24:02What the hell's happened here?
24:04She fell down the effing stairs.
24:06Whoa!
24:07Vampire...
24:08Zombie!
24:09Ooh!
24:10Could you calm down?
24:11I was just pretending to be dead
24:13so that she wouldn't kill me.
24:14Did you bludgeon her?
24:16No.
24:17She fell down the effing stairs.
24:20Oh, no, I don't care how far you all lean over.
24:23I'm telling you the truth.
24:25All right, stand aside.
24:26I'm a paraplegic.
24:30I'll check for a pulse.
24:34Hey, beef, mate,
24:35I'm not sure that's the traditional way of checking for a pulse.
24:38You might want to try the neck, mate.
24:40All right.
24:41Stand aside.
24:43Backy girl.
24:44Feather still.
24:45That's sufficient.
24:47I shall administer the kiss of life.
24:51Oh!
24:52Mmm!
24:53Mmm!
24:54Mmm!
24:55Mmm!
24:56Mmm!
24:57Oh, Christ!
24:58Mmm!
24:59Yes, please!
25:00Mmm!
25:01Mmm!
25:02Just what I want.
25:03Mmm!
25:04Mmm!
25:05Oh, God!
25:06Mmm!
25:07Mmm!
25:08Mmm!
25:09Mmm!
25:10Mwah!
25:11She's dead.
25:12Hey!
25:13I hope you reckon we should get rid of her.
25:15Let's chop her up and stick her behind a sports centre.
25:17Why don't we dry her out and smoke her?
25:19Yes?
25:20I could take her back to my place.
25:21She's still warm.
25:26Martin?
25:27What do you think?
25:28Phone the relevant authorities and tell them everything?
25:32Oh, where's the fun in that, Martin, you coconut?
25:35Look!
25:36Seriously.
25:37She's a troller woman.
25:38We should give her the send-off that she deserves.
25:41Thank you, Bosch.
25:42Right.
25:43So that was me birthday then, yeah?
25:44No presents, apart from the coffin that Eric got me.
25:45No party, apart from the one you lad when I was dead.
25:48And I bet one of you had a cack in the microwave, didn't you, whilst you did it?
25:50Yeah.
25:51Thought so.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Go on.
25:54Get out.
25:55I'm going to enjoy what's left of my birthday on my own.
25:56Go on.
25:57Get out.
25:58Go on.
25:59Get out.
26:00Go on, Bosch.
26:01Go on.
26:02I'm going to enjoy what's left of my birthday on my own.
26:03Go on.
26:04Get out.
26:05Go on.
26:06Get out.
26:07I'm going to enjoy what's left of my birthday on my own.
26:08Go on.
26:09Get out.
26:10Go on, Bosch.
26:11I'm going to enjoy what's left of my birthday watching Hugh Laurie play the character House.
26:25Hi, Hugh.
26:28You know, I bet you get brilliant birthdays, don't you?
26:33Yeah, I bet your mates get you, like, they're dressing Caribbean outfits and reggae music.
26:38Terrible tennis.
26:40Probably get a tricycle as well, I imagine.
26:42Eh, Hugh?
26:43Probably.
26:50Oh, I've had enough of this.
26:52Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
26:56Right, you pack of ba-
27:00Vic?
27:01Julie?
27:03Hi!
27:04Hi!
27:05Hi!
27:06You're a twat.
27:07A tricycle!
27:08Yes!
27:09But where's Vic?
27:11It's my favourite character, reggae-worn, the school worker.
27:15War in a babylon.
27:17Tribal, war in a babylon.
27:21Musical out there.
27:24I'll be sleighed out there.
27:26This has been my best birthday ever!
27:32Ah!
27:35Didn't we have a lovely day?
27:37A death, a birth and a boreal.
27:39So what happens next?
27:40Let's do a G.
27:41And please, and Bob with his birthday wig.
27:44What do you think?
27:45Not bad!
27:46Racist!
27:47Futuristic!
27:48Ah!
27:51Thank you!
28:03Thank you!
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