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Chad Powers Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00this is insane
00:07wait a second georgia's picked the ball up
00:11did he drop that ball before he got to the goal line georgia sure thinks he did
00:16georgia is going to win a championship in the most outrageous improbable painful way
00:23for holiday and the ducks
00:24he couldn't expect this from holiday throughout his career
00:29this is going to haunt him really for the rest of his life
00:32you imagine the nfl as good as holiday is
00:34you want this guy to be the face of your friend
00:37even for holiday this is a new low
00:54power power right now come here
01:05i'm going in
01:07looks like it
01:09all right chad it's time to shine baby
01:11what are you doing coach
01:13jerry's got to take a link
01:16what is this i don't want anyone to see my dingo link
01:19oh no what what why are you squatting
01:24it's easier this way he's not holding my hand
01:26here it comes here comes the tt
01:27oh god it's hot it's like sizzling
01:29just watch where you're aiming please
01:31pressure on the next series
01:32got
01:33fellas what's going on come on we got the ball
01:35i'm still coming out coach i'm coming out coach
01:37wait oh
01:38well do a kegel pitch it off
01:40come on
01:41just be careful
01:42you're great backup
01:46get some signal jerry
01:58this is his urine
02:01it's weird that you're still holding it
02:05i don't know what to do with it
02:09okay
02:14thank you
02:16thanks coach
02:18you're welcome
02:18you're gonna wash your hands
02:39that's another sack taken by jerry dugan
02:48and greg that's the kind of home opener it's been for south georgia here at riverbend stadium
02:52yeah it's been a slog for sure i mean down 13-3 and this catfish offense can't seem to get anything going
02:58jerry come on come on okay
03:00i didn't know i could get hit this much and not die
03:02get back to the skeleton for a long term
03:05don't worry about your skeleton
03:07all right
03:08look we're gonna slow things down
03:09we're gonna make a play our game
03:11all right
03:11take your time out's almost over
03:12should we pray
03:13god's not real son
03:15you get your ass back out there
03:17you are an incredible motivator of young men
03:25thanks coach
03:26start warming up
03:39why
03:40because we're not going to come back with this dink and dunk bullshit from jerry
03:44you're one of the coaches says
03:45i am one of the coaches
03:46it's man
03:49if you're the quarterback you have to find a way to provide a spark to this offense
03:53absolutely south georgia has to come away with points on this drive
03:57you see this formation
04:00cover team man
04:04every time we go twins on third down they're giving us this look
04:06all game
04:07we can expose them
04:11throw the fucking ball
04:17you wish you could play football
04:20why do you think i ran track
04:23gotta compete somehow
04:25unless you won all the races
04:28some of them yeah
04:32made it all the way to olympic qualifying
04:37wow
04:39then on the last turn i uh clipped a hurdle
04:41and
04:42fucked my knee
04:44and my attitude
04:45did never win again
04:49dang it
04:55dang it
04:55yes trad
04:57dang it
04:59hey ricky
05:14Hey, Ricky.
05:16Yeah.
05:18Did your dad ask you to know about powers?
05:20No, but I think he should be warming up.
05:22I think he should stay loose.
05:23Ricky, stay in your own fucking lane.
05:26Go, dude!
05:27Jerry's having a tough enough time tonight.
05:29If he sees you and Sling Blade over here playing catch,
05:32it could get into his head.
05:33Right, because we're about to blow this game wide open.
05:36I got an idea.
05:37Why don't you go find me an empty Gatorade bottle?
05:39Would you do that?
05:40Why?
05:41Because I need a spitter, and it'll give you something to do.
05:43Right?
05:44What are you doing?
06:00What are you doing?
06:01I can see how horny you are from across the field.
06:03I'm not horny.
06:05You are clearly horny for the coach's pog daughter.
06:08I'm gay.
06:09I don't even know what a fucking pog is.
06:11It's a fat-ass white girl.
06:12It behooves me to know.
06:14Obviously, Ricky's got a chip on her shoulder.
06:16So, exploit the pog to get Chad into the game.
06:20You know, I think you just like saying pog.
06:22I do like saying it.
06:24Pog.
06:24Pog.
06:25Pog.
06:26Jerry Dugan trying to capitalize on this trip to the red zone.
06:30Yeah, the way the game has gone offensively, the last thing...
06:32Trisha, you can't smoke in the suites.
06:36Well, when you paid for the Jumbotron, you can smoke anywhere.
06:40You didn't write that check.
06:42You may have his money, but you are not your daddy.
06:44Oh, Davis.
06:48We're almost at the end of the third quarter.
06:50Don't you...
06:50Don't you need to get to the airport?
06:52Airport?
06:53Mm-hmm.
06:54Don't you always scoot early because your plane's little engine takes so long to warm up?
06:58Now we're comparing jets.
07:01Oh, no.
07:02I have a jet.
07:04You have a Sipian with wings.
07:07Probably a woman pilot.
07:09I do not have a woman pilot.
07:11And what's wrong with a woman pilot?
07:15Nothing.
07:20Let's push it!
07:21Gun double right, 52 zig, Omaha.
07:23Need six, Jerry.
07:24Yeah, and if I'm him, I'm looking at the direction of Nishan Leonard here.
07:29Nishan, Nishan, Nishan.
07:31He floats one over the middle.
07:34God damn.
07:36And it's intercepted in the end zone.
07:38Picked off by Ole Miss.
07:39And Cheryl runs it back to the 30.
07:42That was just an awful pass by Dugan.
07:46Fucking at him.
07:47What'd you say?
07:48Up and at him.
07:49Just to myself.
07:51Fuck.
07:53That's what you're doing.
07:54I lost radio.
08:02Me too.
08:03Yeah?
08:03That's a shit out of bullshit!
08:05God damn it, Nishan!
08:07You get electric to this like a goddamn eel!
08:09Yeah, well, eels ain't electric.
08:10Eels are classically electric!
08:11What, do you ever go to class?
08:12Yo, man, what?
08:13What we be talking about?
08:14We talking about the game, we talking about animal class.
08:16Hey, hey, hey.
08:17Here, here, here.
08:18You guys said it anyway.
08:20Come on.
08:21Okay, y'all.
08:21I'm gonna head out.
08:23Not because my plane engines need time to warm up, okay?
08:28It's just because it's obvious we're gonna lose.
08:30Yeah.
08:30We'll see about that.
08:34Defense!
08:36Defense!
08:37Defense!
08:38Defense!
08:39Defense!
08:39Defense!
08:40Hey, Coach.
08:43What's up?
08:44What's that third down look you saw when you said we could expose your secondary?
08:50What about it?
08:52Do you have a play to expose them?
08:57Yeah.
09:00The, uh, gun right zip, 782, Aggie special.
09:04I don't think Jerry can make that throw.
09:09Uh, you know, you know, at practice, Coach Dobbs said I was mentally retarded, but he said
09:18Jerry's physically retarded.
09:21Okay.
09:22I can make that throw.
09:24One Jerry can't make, I can make it.
09:26Because I think the catfish, we need a different kind of retard.
09:29Uh, you might think so, but, uh, obviously, Coach doesn't.
09:33Yeah, I think he'd listen to you.
09:35I mean, think about it, it's like, inside of your ovaries, you carry the eggs of his grandbaby.
09:39What are you talking, why?
09:41I mean, he'd listen to you because he's your dad.
09:43Out here he's not.
09:44He's not, he's not my dad, and I am not his daughter.
09:48Why?
09:49I mean, it's bad enough that a girl's on the sideline, but she doesn't even deserve her job.
09:53Daddy gave it to her.
09:55He says who?
09:56Everyone in the stadium.
09:57Everyone in the stadium.
09:58Who is that?
10:00All right, sounds like they're just a bunch of...
10:02You don't need to say it again.
10:06All right, let's prove them wrong.
10:09Rick, headsets go on to shit.
10:11Where's the backups?
10:12What?
10:13They're in their equipment room.
10:14All right, can you get them?
10:15Right now?
10:16We're not winning this game without radio.
10:18All right, we'll maybe finish the conversation.
10:20All right, come on in.
10:20All right, let's go.
10:40Hey!
10:40Oh, Ricky, thank God.
10:42What are you doing down here? We're in the middle of a game.
10:44I know! And we're getting our asses handed to us on a silver platter.
10:48Got one of them round things on top. They lifted up. It's just ass.
10:51Yeah. Well, I gotta get these headsets back to the sideline.
10:54Oh, terrific. That's where I was heading till I got lost.
10:56Oh. I... Can... Can you be on the sideline?
11:00I don't know. Can I?
11:01I... I... I don't really know. I don't... I don't know what the rules are.
11:05I... I... I... I... I don't really know if I give a shit.
11:08Let's go!
11:12You're fast!
11:24That train to one day run from the pork.
11:34Go fish!
11:36Go fish! Come on.
11:42Why do you keep looking at that guy?
11:44Who?
11:44The backup QB Chad something.
11:47Why are you looking at where I'm looking?
11:49Ew, are you fucking him?
11:51No. It's fucking me.
11:54He's, like, extremely ugly.
11:57Got the headsets.
11:59Got them.
12:00Oh, hey, Rick, we actually got these working. We're fine.
12:03Oh.
12:04No worries. Just fuck me, right?
12:06Ouch!
12:06Oh, my gosh.
12:08Kirsten.
12:10Boosters really shouldn't be on the sidelines.
12:11And yet, here I am.
12:13It's the fourth quarter. We can...
12:14Yeah. I want to know how it's going to be different than the other three.
12:16Well, you're going to find out with everybody else.
12:18Now, what are we thinking? Rattle? Third and fourth?
12:20Oh, so we're just going bun again, huh?
12:24We don't have to.
12:28Coach,
12:28When they go cover two-man,
12:31their safeties are lining up really wide.
12:34We can attack the middle of the field vertically.
12:36Well...
12:37Coach, that's not a bad idea,
12:39but, um, Jerry can't make the throw.
12:41I can.
12:43Chad can.
12:45He can do it.
12:47I think, honestly,
12:48no offense, Jerry.
12:50I think we needed
12:51a different kind of
12:52retard at QB.
12:54I do take offense.
12:55You said that really offensively.
12:56Sweetheart,
12:56we're only down
12:58ten points
12:59at the beginning of the fourth quarter.
13:00Okay, but you know when ten points
13:01feels like three,
13:02and you also know when it feels like 21.
13:03This feels like 21.
13:04Okay, so you want to switch quarterbacks
13:06in our open.
13:07I...
13:08So if Chad shits the bed,
13:09then you've ruined Chad
13:10and Jerry.
13:11I'm not going to shit the bed.
13:13You've never played
13:14on a stage this big, okay?
13:16And through no fault of your own,
13:18you could shit the bed.
13:20Oh, you wouldn't even know.
13:21Bed's already covered in shit.
13:22It's Jerry's shit.
13:24You know, the bed's full of turds.
13:26They're falling out.
13:26They're moving their way
13:27in the hallway.
13:28No offense.
13:29Everything you guys are saying
13:30is really offensive.
13:31Okay, okay.
13:32Now the play class.
13:33I am team Ricky Yolt.
13:35Change can be invigorating.
13:36Let's just try to...
13:36This is not
13:37fucking play calling Congress.
13:39I just want to win, Coach.
13:41I want to win.
13:43Look, Jerry
13:44is our quarterback.
13:45I know.
13:45So drop it, sweetheart.
13:47Holy shit,
13:47can you please stop
13:48fucking calling me sweetheart?
13:49Oh my God,
13:50will you get over it?
13:51I call you sweetheart
13:52because...
13:53because I'm your dad.
13:54And you're lucky
13:54that I'm your dad.
13:56Because it's the only reason
13:57I indulge this
13:58insubordinate trap.
13:59We're gonna lose.
14:00We're gonna lose
14:01and you're the only one
14:02who doesn't see it.
14:03Just like with Wendy.
14:06You're done for the night.
14:07Off the field.
14:08Are you serious?
14:09Now!
14:11Fuck!
14:12Time out.
14:12Time out.
14:14And Jake Hudson
14:15has to burn a timeout
14:16at the start of the quarter.
14:18Yeah, what a disaster.
14:19The catfish side...
14:20Give Jerry the play!
14:29Ricky's play?
14:31No.
14:31What if it lies
14:39on a divorce, Coach?
14:39Sure, sure.
14:40Truly.
14:41You cannot be here right now.
14:43You need to go.
14:44Folks have been telling me
14:45all night what I can't do.
14:47I want you to know
14:47what I can do
14:48if I have to.
14:52Fire your heart, Chris.
14:55Fire your heart, Chris.
14:59Fire your heart, Chris.
15:01Fire your heart, Chris.
15:05Hey, Coach.
15:06You all right?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Yeah, that was
15:09an awesome interaction,
15:10both personally,
15:12professionally,
15:12in front of fucking everyone.
15:14I...
15:14I didn't mean for it
15:16to go that way.
15:17That wasn't...
15:17That wasn't you.
15:18That was...
15:18That was me.
15:19That was my ship.
15:20That's...
15:21That's what I do.
15:22I lose.
15:23I fucking lose
15:24and then I just melt down
15:25and from the jaws of defeat
15:27I snatch more defeat.
15:31I had it.
15:33Losing sucks.
15:34Didn't you just start
15:35playing organized football?
15:38What have you lost, Jack?
15:42Enough.
15:43I know what it's like
15:50to just want to win again.
15:55We might have come
15:56on the wrong team.
16:06Jake Hudson talking
16:07to his daughter, Ricky,
16:08who's an offensive assistant
16:09for the Catfish.
16:11The play clock is running
16:12and running and running
16:13and it looked like
16:14they were totally oblivious to him.
16:15And the temperature,
16:16I think, turning up
16:17on that hot seat
16:18that Jake Hudson's on
16:19right now
16:19here in Riverbend Stadium.
16:20Oh my god, he came at me so fast.
16:41I honestly thought
16:41he was going to attack me.
16:43Mother, father!
16:43So Jerry Dugan is down
16:56and it looks like
16:57Jake Hudson's going to have to turn
16:59to the backup quarterback,
17:00Chad Powers.
17:01How can Jesus let this happen?
17:03Chad!
17:04You got it.
17:05Where is it?
17:06Chad.
17:07I know.
17:09I know I told you that.
17:11You weren't ready.
17:12But screw that.
17:14You were born for this moment.
17:17Try to remember
17:17eight-year-old Chad Powers
17:20with the arm of an M61 Vulcan
17:22from when footballs
17:23through a tire swing.
17:24Every up, every down,
17:26every choice, every mistake
17:27carried you here
17:29to this spot
17:30where you belong.
17:33Life is a river, son.
17:39Tonight,
17:41you become a catfish.
17:49Are you going to say
17:51something weird?
17:58Yeah, that's one of my
18:00four-year-old fish.
18:01Number two,
18:03Chad Powers.
18:05Out.
18:06Lee.
18:08Second down,
18:1010,
18:10four-year-old catfish.
18:12Hi, Chad.
18:13We're going to go
18:13gun trip right,
18:14wide left, smash boat.
18:20Guys,
18:21it's me now.
18:25Gun.
18:26Shrimp drive,
18:27wide left,
18:28smash boat.
18:29All one.
18:30Ready.
18:31Ready.
18:32Chad Powers is a bit
18:33of an unknown.
18:35And all we know
18:36about Powers
18:37is that he won
18:38the backup job
18:39in an open tryout
18:39just a couple weeks ago.
18:40Come on, Ross.
18:47$1.80.
18:48$1.80.
18:48$1.80.
18:49$1.80.
18:49$1.80.
18:50$1.80.
18:50$1.80.
18:50$1.80.
18:55Powers is under pressure.
18:57Give me this.
18:57He rolls away from it
18:58as the defense closes in
19:00and he had to
19:00throw it away.
19:01Powers is looking
19:10at third and long
19:11and it feels like
19:12this game is
19:13hanging in the balance.
19:17$1.80.
19:19$1.80.
19:23Get it to Nishan.
19:26Fires over the middle
19:27and it's caught.
19:28Nishan Leonard
19:29a big first stop.
19:30What a throw
19:33by Powers.
19:34First down,
19:35Packers.
19:36Go, go, go.
19:37Hit in the open
19:38Leonard and stride.
19:39And just like that
19:41the stadium crowd here
19:42will be a big
19:43back into it.
19:46All right, Chad.
19:47We're going Longhorn.
19:47All right, boys.
19:49We're going Longhorn.
19:50We're going Longhorn
19:50on one.
19:51On one.
19:52Ready.
19:52Go.
19:54Sometimes the backup
19:55quarterback is
19:56the spark a team
19:57needs.
20:00180.
20:01180.
20:03180 is it?
20:09He's looking to pass.
20:12He's going to take off.
20:14Oh, shit.
20:15On you can snap,
20:16train with him.
20:16Here we go.
20:18Power.
20:19Go Power.
20:20They're not going to get him.
20:22Touchdown,
20:32Catfish.
20:36And that's
20:37Chad Power
20:38for the...
20:39What the fuck are you doing?
20:48Go Power!
20:49Go Power!
20:49Go Power!
20:49Go Power!
20:49Go Power!
20:50Go Power!
20:51Go Power!
20:51Go Power!
20:51Go Power!
20:52Oh, Mom!
20:54Oh!
20:55The Catfish still down
20:56by three
20:57and the clock
20:57is winding down.
20:59They've got to find
20:59a way to get
21:00the ball back.
21:04Ole Miss hands it off
21:05to Mitchell
21:06and he gets
21:07stopped
21:07and the ball
21:08is about...
21:08That's our ball.
21:09That's our ball.
21:10The ball's free.
21:11I'm not sure
21:12who has it.
21:13Catfish ball.
21:14Catfish ball.
21:17South Georgia
21:18comes away
21:19with the ball.
21:20Fuck yeah.
21:21Oh, my goodness.
21:22Let's go!
21:23Let's go!
21:26All right.
21:26Chad Powers has the catfish
21:28at the Ole Miss 40,
21:29but it's third and long
21:30and the clock is under a minute.
21:32You know Jake Hudson
21:33really wishes
21:34he had that wasted time out back.
21:36All right, Chad.
21:36Gun,
21:37deuce right,
21:3850,
21:39Charlie Dagger.
21:40Gun, deuce right,
21:4150,
21:41Charlie Dagger
21:42We're on one.
21:43On one.
21:43Ready.
21:44Ready.
21:46Can Chad Powers
21:48pull off a miracle?
21:50There it is.
22:05What's happening, Chad?
22:06If he's not
22:08snapping the ball,
22:09I don't understand
22:09what he's doing.
22:10The clock is running.
22:13Run the plate
22:14we call, Chad.
22:15What's happening?
22:16Is he having an episode?
22:17I don't know, coach.
22:18Coach, we got 20 seconds
22:19of time out.
22:23All right, easy,
22:24easy, easy.
22:26We're going
22:26to Aggie's vessel.
22:27Aggie's vessel.
22:28Aggie's vessel.
22:29Did he just call
22:30his own audible?
22:31What's he doing?
22:32Is that Aggie?
22:36It's Ricky's vessel.
22:38It's all annoying.
22:39Really doesn't have
22:40time to do that.
22:41I know the fuck
22:42he's saying
22:42it's an evil.
22:44If you ever
22:45fucking do this again,
22:46I will kill you.
22:48But right now,
22:50win this bitch.
22:52Set!
22:55Power's in the gun.
22:56It all comes down to this.
22:57180, set!
23:02Let's it fly
23:07toward the end zone!
23:11Touchdown!
23:12Fuck!
23:13Fuck!
23:15No!
23:17We've all won it!
23:19No!
23:20Oh, my God!
23:25Yeah!
23:26No!
23:28That's it!
23:29No!
23:30No!
23:30No!
23:32What the fuck is that guy?
24:02Why are you celebrating?
24:25I am.
24:32Go fish.
24:40Go fish.
24:44Go fish.
25:02Go fish.
25:10Go fish.
25:12Go fish.
25:18Go fish.
25:20Go fish.
25:22Go fish.
25:30Go fish.
25:32Go fish.
25:33Go fish.
25:34Go fish.
25:36We're all waiting for the time to be right, just to take you along, baby, get ready.
25:42We're all waiting.
26:12We're all waiting for the time to be right, just to take you along, baby, get ready.
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