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00:00I don't know.
00:30I tripped and I couldn't stop. So sorry, ma'am. It's you.
00:43Hi, Watanabe.
00:46Akari Watanabe and Shiori Sakurazaka. I never dreamed these two girls would be mixed up into the life of a dork like me.
00:54So, are you here to get some luck before we're all paired for the marriage practical?
00:58As if... no, wait!
01:02The Marriage Practical.
01:25The part of our high school's curriculum that I can only describe as bananas is about to begin.
01:30Without any of our say, the school pairs us up and makes us live together as a mock-married couple.
01:36Everyone in our class is freaking out about it, but I've got more important things to worry about.
01:41I'm so freaking close. Just a little bit more and the princess is all mine.
01:50Do it for Chloris. Do it for Chloris!
01:52Hell yeah!
01:57Enjoy that 2D bliss while you can, G-Raw.
02:00I wish I could still get my rocks off to a pixelated princess.
02:03My rocks are on, dude. And the crappy art lets the mind roam free.
02:08Look! Roto Saga 7 just dropped and all of its double Ds are in 3D now.
02:12Observe! Princess Chloris in her multi-dimensional glory!
02:16Whoop-dee-freaking-do. I just prefer the simple innocence of her OG model.
02:22I guess it does make it easier to imagine things.
02:25But you can't romance the heroine in the OG, right?
02:29Yo, dweebs!
02:31Huh?
02:33We're trying to walk here.
02:34Uh...
02:35Anything for the beautiful, sweet-smelling goddess Akari Watanabe.
02:47She's a dime piece.
02:48I hate girls who talk like they're on a teen drama.
02:51And ones that show too much skin.
02:52How she treats us cements my desire to stay as far away as possible from her type.
02:56Minami Tenjin.
03:12One look at him and I'm blinded by his otherworldly coolness factor!
03:15I don't swing that way, but this guy is the total package.
03:18For shadow dwellers like us, there's nothing viler than a chat-type tool bag.
03:22Yeah, but they should! Because you're like the coolest ever.
03:25You think so? You're too sweet.
03:30Well, the chick ain't subtle. From heartbeat to heartache in seconds.
03:36Aw, crap. I'll be back for you soon, sweet Cloris.
03:44Hi, Jiro.
03:45Huh?
03:47Time for the practical!
03:49Feeling okay?
03:51To be honest, I'm super nervous!
03:53You nervous too?
03:54Big time. I'm not what you call good with the ladies.
03:58The one girl I can talk to without being weird is her.
04:01My childhood friend and first love.
04:03They say your first one never works out.
04:05And that's okay if things between us can stay how they are.
04:08I get shy around strangers.
04:10I hope that I'm paired with a friend!
04:14Cool. Cool.
04:15Class, I need your attention.
04:18Eyes up front, please.
04:20You'll each receive a partner and a training dorm.
04:23This is where you'll live for the duration of the practical.
04:25It's fully furnished, complete with a kitchen and sensors that will be used to monitor you and your partner.
04:31Installed at vantage points around the living spaces, these sensors will continuously keep track of your lifestyle.
04:37Now the most important part of the lesson.
04:42Each space has two locked bedrooms.
04:44Your fingerprint is your key.
04:46This ensures that only the room's designated occupant may enter.
04:49We need you to keep yourselves under control.
04:58She for real?
05:00Then what's the point of all this crap?
05:04There's five classes, each with 15 guys and 15 girls.
05:08So I've got a 1 in 75 chance.
05:10I hope that I'm paired with a friend.
05:13Who am I kidding?
05:14She has tons of friends and she's not shy around me because she doesn't think of me as a man.
05:18But, if we were to get paired...
05:21Let's check my luck.
05:23If the hero defeats the boss without taking damage, he unlocks the side route to the heroine.
05:28From there, he goes straight through the dungeon and sometimes...
05:34Lancia!
05:36She's the worst!
05:38Well, maybe that was my bad luck for the day.
05:40Only good news from here on out.
05:46Wait!
05:46I'm stuck with you!
05:48This is not ideal, miss!
05:49Believe me!
05:51Huh?
05:52Please release me, madam.
05:54Calm yourself.
05:55Chill with the formal act, robo-nerd.
05:56It's creepy.
05:57Sorry about that.
05:58If you let me go, I'll be cool.
06:00Swear.
06:01Yeah, like you're capable of that.
06:02Let go.
06:05The school set me up with a barf bag.
06:07Yuck.
06:08How'd they come up with this crap pairing anyway?
06:11It makes zero sense!
06:12Hey, I'm a victim of this, too.
06:17What?!
06:17Uh, not that you aren't just lovely, but I kinda had someone else I wanted to be partnered with.
06:23And, based on how you were acting today, you have someone you want, too.
06:26You wanted Sakurazaka, no doi.
06:29Ugh!
06:31Dude, it's obvious.
06:34Sucks for you, though.
06:36She'd never go out with your lame ass.
06:38Like you'd know anything about her.
06:40She's sorta plain, but she's a cutie.
06:43How does it feel knowing another man's all up on your crush?
06:49Promise you'll be gentle with me?
06:52Stop that!
06:53I'm not gonna let you disrespect her with your wild speculations.
06:56Buzzkill.
06:57At least I'm not an asshole.
07:01That's bogus!
07:03If we don't get along, we lose points!
07:05Negative ten thousand, this is Jido.
07:07We're on our way.
07:08Cut the shit!
07:09You need to get along with me!
07:11Right now!
07:12That's impossible when you act like such a brat!
07:15Let's off our points and get to A rank so we change our pairing ASAP!
07:19You say that like it's an actual option!
07:23Rad, I'm paired with a rare idiot nerd who didn't pay attention.
07:27You missed this.
07:31At the end of every month, those who score in the top ten, the A rank, will be granted the right to change pairings among themselves.
07:38Really?
07:39There's no way Minami will be anything below A rank, so let's climb on up and switch partners, yeah?
07:45Wait a second, but wouldn't that mean...
07:48Just think about it.
07:49Not a chance.
07:50Why not?
07:52If we're trying to reach A rank, then we would have to...
07:55Dinner's ready.
07:59Looks divine.
08:02Odds are I wouldn't make it out of that alive.
08:04Is the idea of being close to a woman too much for you, Verge?
08:12So what if we have to get tight?
08:14It's gonna be totally worth it.
08:16Bo-bo-bo-boobies!
08:18Boobies on my arm!
08:19Soft yet firm, warm yet cool!
08:20Just tell me you're in and I'll do all I can to be your perfect little wife, Duddy.
08:24Wait a second, are you absolutely 100% sure you're okay with doing stuff like that with
08:28a guy like me?
08:31Yo, check it out, it worked!
08:33Let's keep pushing this thing.
08:36I'm not ready to push yet.
08:38It's my first time with this stuff.
08:39I'm thirsty.
08:40I'm gonna go buy a drink.
08:42I'll take one strawberry milk.
08:44Huh?
08:45We're married now, so you'll buy it for me, won't you?
08:47I guess.
08:58I'm not gonna let some other girl steal Minami away from me.
09:01I'll do whatever it takes.
09:04It's my first time with this stuff too, by the way.
09:12Thank you for going along with my selfish request.
09:17For real?
09:23You know, I'm really happy I was paired with you, Tenjin.
09:26I'm happy that I was paired with you too.
09:28Let's use first names, Shiori.
09:31That'd be nice, Minami.
09:36What's going on?
09:37I thought it'd be fine if things between me and her didn't work out!
09:40Earth to Mega Nerd.
09:47You planning on moping here forever?
09:49I mean, I'm up against Minami, Tenjin.
09:52A buzzkill Virge like me doesn't stand a chance against me at home!
09:54Don't do my voiceover!
09:56Please just let me wallow.
09:58I'm depressed.
10:00Well then, maybe I can cheer you up.
10:05You shouldn't tease people!
10:06It's cruel!
10:08I wasn't teasing you.
10:09Huh?
10:10For real?
10:11A legit wife would comfort her husband, don't you think?
10:14Let's get serious and get to A rank.
10:17Think of it as prep for the real deal.
10:19Come on.
10:20What does real deal mean?
10:22I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
10:27Well, moping around like a sad sack's not gonna do you any good.
10:33Yeah?
10:33It's a lot for me.
10:37I'm not like you.
10:38I'm not experienced.
10:39I'm not experienced.
10:40Huh?
10:41That's totally irrelevant.
10:43If you want something, then go balls to the wall!
10:46Or are you cool staying a Virge forever, Virge?
10:48I'll get it.
10:55Oh, hey!
10:57Yo, what's up?
10:58Wanna hit any road?
11:00Big time.
11:00Let's go now.
11:01I've got places to be.
11:03See ya.
11:04Hold up.
11:05Huh?
11:06You're ditching me while we have negative points?
11:08What am I supposed to do about it?
11:10Is it not obvious?
11:12Give wifey a goodbye kiss.
11:15Was that the setup for a joke about Kisu fish?
11:17Huh?
11:18Not everything is a joke!
11:20Kiss me, dum-dum!
11:22Huh?
11:22Whoa.
11:24Are you ready?
11:25Pure little boy can't handle it, huh?
11:28Rick, I'm getting all antsy.
11:30You seriously reek of virginity.
11:33Break this door down, bro!
11:34Some dudes just can't handle a woman's body.
11:37You two have fun it in self-anonymous.
11:39Please, woman!
11:41Don't get pissed about this later!
11:57You had me thinking I'd have to pal around with your ghost.
12:01Sorry.
12:02I didn't want to let her get to me, but she was being such a brat!
12:09I only meant a kiss on the cheek.
12:19Come on, Jiro!
12:21Wake up!
12:25Where is she already?
12:26Best keep moving, or I'll kiss you!
12:29I'll take the kiss.
12:31Lay it on me.
12:33You're so silly.
12:37Fine.
12:38What kiss, dude?
12:42You perv.
12:44Get your butt up and help me.
12:46We have a day to live, lazy.
12:48Huh?
12:48It's... morning?
12:49I fell asleep on the couch last night?
12:55Yesterday was something else.
12:56Something amazing.
12:58Don't do this, brain!
12:59We like Shiori!
13:01Piece of crap!
13:03Why are you still sitting there?
13:04Don't test me.
13:08I'm up!
13:08Sorry!
13:09Sorry!
13:10Eventually, we had made it a week.
13:13Anyone here?
13:13Well, hello.
13:23Were you assigned classroom duty, Yakuin?
13:26Nah, but the guy who was asked me to take over today.
13:30I see.
13:31That works out well.
13:32I'd like to speak with you and Watanabe.
13:34Come here after school, please.
13:37It'll just be a quick husband-wife meeting.
13:39Alright.
13:40Alright.
13:43I despise how friggin' happy Shiori attention look.
13:56I figured if I look all depressed, she'd pay more attention to me.
14:00Massive failure on that front.
14:02The thought alone shows how desperate and miserable I am.
14:05It's burned into my mind.
14:07Come here!
14:08Something up, Shiori?
14:10Is this okay?
14:11We are married.
14:12Of course.
14:14But what about that other guy?
14:16Do you mean Jiro?
14:17Don't worry about that.
14:18He's just a childhood friend of mine.
14:20You were so cool, Minami.
14:22I had almost forgotten him.
14:23The imagination is a cruel place.
14:25In retrospect, I definitely should have packed that umbrella.
14:36Don't worry.
14:37I'll share mine with you, broski.
14:39Awesome.
14:40I get to snuggle up next to you?
14:42You're lucky!
14:43Jeez.
14:44When did our lives get so damn boring?
14:47Life's great.
14:48My free gotcha pull this morning landed me a rare character in a swimsuit skin.
14:51Good thing I covered your shift.
14:53Buy me a reward.
14:54No way.
14:55I just started saving up for modding today.
14:58Modding simple art.
14:59Put some respect on my girl's name!
15:01Lady modding.
15:03In the story for this event, my sweet modding cooks the player delicious omurice.
15:08The tasty eggy nectar filled my love meter all the way up to the brim.
15:12But Tomo, you can't really taste it, JPEG.
15:14An image is meant to be savored with the occipital lobe.
15:17You're insane.
15:18That part back there!
15:21Scram, dorks!
15:22You're in my way!
15:24I'm getting home late today.
15:26That's fine, but why?
15:28We're going to karaoke and Minami is coming with!
15:30So he can sing, too.
15:32Deuces!
15:36Hold on just a sec!
15:38What's up?
15:39I remember now.
15:40Teach wants to talk with us in the faculty office.
15:42It's about the practical.
15:44Okay, I guess that should take priority.
15:47Sike, you handle it, dweeb.
15:49Huh?
15:49Hey!
15:51Is she for real?
15:52Just when I thought my day couldn't get worse.
15:55Do you not see how crazy lucky you are?
15:57You've got your cinnamon roll crushing your hot yadu wife!
15:59You're double-fishing me, man!
16:01You're a harem anime blue tag!
16:03Oh, shut up.
16:04I bet I could live off of a cottage beautifully exhaled carbon dioxide.
16:08I've been feeling exactly like carbon dioxide lately.
16:11And that blonde-haired jock is oxygen.
16:13It's absolutely necessary.
16:17This practical isn't about having fun or making a new friend.
16:20It's very important coursework.
16:22Your score has remained at a steady zero for an entire week now.
16:26At this rate, you won't be able to graduate.
16:29Talk with Watanabe and figure out how you can become a happily married couple.
16:32You sound like a total pro, and your English is awesome.
16:38I'm impressed.
16:39I appreciate it.
16:41Unfortunately, that was one of the few songs I'm good at.
16:44Do you know what song you'd like to do?
16:45Of course, I know!
16:47Kana Higashino!
16:48Here.
16:50I've heard you sing, and you're great.
16:52Think so?
16:53Then I'm gonna do my best just for you.
16:55Is it gonna rain forever?
17:02Try being a happy couple when the one you're supposed to be happy with is running around with a real love interest.
17:08Hey.
17:09I'm a little worn out from singing.
17:13Can we take a breather in the next room?
17:17Curse you, brain!
17:18Get me out of here.
17:22I'll suffer through the rain, grab a convenience store dinner, and head home.
17:25Hi there.
17:26You're up here pretty late.
17:28Shio?
17:28I mean, Sakurazaka?
17:29What are you doing here?
17:31We had a committee meeting today.
17:33May I sit by you?
17:34Yeah, sure.
17:39There's no end in sight, is there?
17:41I think not.
17:43I forgot my umbrella.
17:46Ah, I see.
17:48Oops, my bad.
17:57I thought that was a real bug.
17:59Fair, it's a very lifelike doodle.
18:02When I first got here, there was a huge one.
18:05I thought it was back to get me.
18:07Sorry.
18:08It's all good.
18:08Just surprised me.
18:10Wait, then maybe.
18:12Hey, so, uh, Sakurazaka?
18:19Jiro.
18:20You know me.
18:21He was my first name.
18:23Call me Shiori, just like you did when we were young.
18:29Would you mind?
18:31What is this?
18:32Is she trying to tell me something?
18:33I have no idea what's going on, but if there's one thing I'm sure of, this is the time to be brave.
18:42Shiori.
18:44Minami?
18:46You're done?
18:47I thought you'd be out late doing karaoke.
18:52Brought your umbrella.
18:53It occurred to me I saw it sitting in the entryway this morning.
18:56It's pretty small.
18:58You two should go ahead.
18:59I'm not very busy tonight, so I think I'll wait it out a little while longer here.
19:03You sure?
19:04Absolutely.
19:05I'll be a-okay.
19:07See ya, Sakurazaka.
19:08Be safe.
19:09Uh.
19:11Uh.
19:26I'm saving you.
19:36Look happy, please.
19:41Ugh, this sucks.
19:43Sharing an umbrella is supposed to be flirty and romantic.
19:46You screwed up the perfect opportunity to run off with your crush and have some lovey-dovey alone time.
19:51If you weren't such a complete and utter weenie, I'd be sharing an umbrella with Minami right now.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:58You're gonna have to grow a pair quick if you wanna date this girl.
20:02I'm sorry.
20:05No, sir.
20:08Giving up is not allowed.
20:10For the both of our sakes, you're gonna give it your all.
20:14Got that?
20:15Yes.
20:16Who's a good boy?
20:19Jeez.
20:20I got the feeling that was her way of trying to help me.
20:22I really am a weenie.
20:24Rain's chilling out.
20:27Looks like it.
20:28Not to be complainy, but I'm starving.
20:31Same.
20:32Convenience store food?
20:34Mm-mm.
20:35Hm?
20:35I've got a plan.
20:43Dinner's ready.
20:45Not setting up her eyes!
20:48Looks yummy, huh?
20:49Uh, uh-huh.
20:52Uh, hold on.
20:53You've gotta take the ketchup slow.
20:56It gets messy when it spurts out too quick.
21:00Wait, not there.
21:01Be a little more gentle.
21:04Yes, that's so good.
21:11Every bite is filled with my love.
21:13Eat up.
21:14Thanks!
21:16Of course I will!
21:20Yum!
21:21I'm like a rock star chef.
21:24I'll chow down too.
21:25Wait!
21:26Uh-huh.
21:29Just say, uh...
21:31Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that.
21:37Dude!
21:38Go along with it!
21:39This is super embarrassing for me!
21:42Jeez.
21:43I'm done being sexy.
21:44That's seriously good!
21:52I told you I rock!
22:05That's sick.
22:06Lady Madin made you curry over us.
22:09Thanks for the save.
22:11The save from what?
22:12What was that?
22:13Why is my...
22:14Why is my heart pounding so fast?
22:17I don't understand.
22:19I don't understand.
22:44I know.
22:44I'm like...
22:45I'm like...
22:47It's so good.
22:48I'm like...
22:49Oh...
22:49I want to do this...
22:50I don't know...
22:51It's so good.
22:52I want to know...
22:53I want to know what to do
22:57When there's a change in the future
23:01I know what to do
23:04I don't know what to do
23:08I don't want to play this way
23:10I don't want to play it
23:14I want to play it in the same way
23:18I want to love it
23:22I've been so blessed, I've been so blessed
23:27I've been so blessed and I've been so blessed
23:52Watanabe emerges from her room with an even sexier expression than usual.
23:56Why could that be?
23:57The mystery was quickly solved.
24:00Th-that voice!
24:02My body moved of its own accord despite knowing it was wrong!
24:05Of course that's it!
24:06I'm embarrassed at myself for imagining differently!
24:08Next time, imagined but not real!
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