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Mockingbird Lane (2012) is a stylish fantasy-comedy reimagining of the beloved classic series The Munsters. Set in a beautifully designed neighborhood filled with quirky characters, the story follows a unique family trying to live an ordinary life while embracing what makes them different. With clever humor, heartfelt moments, and a creative modern twist, this film blends comedy and imagination into an unforgettable viewing experience.   Enjoy Mockingbird Lane (2012) in Full HD, perfect for fans of fantasy comedies, creative storytelling, and family-friendly entertainment.  Mockingbird Lane, Mockingbird Lane 2012, Mockingbird Lane full movie, Mockingbird Lane HD, Mockingbird Lane pilot, The Munsters remake, fantasy comedy, family comedy, reimagined series, creative storytelling, modern classic, funny movie, TV movie, family entertainment, comedy drama, imaginative story, heartwarming film, 2010s movies, cult classic, television special, quirky family, fun movie, lighthearted comedy, full movie HD, English movie, fantasy film, family friendly

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00:00There's not going to be any breakfast tomorrow because somebody ate all of our breakfast food.

00:18Would anybody like to say anything before we discuss community, responsibility, and wildlife honor?

00:24We all know who it was.

00:26Wallace has had a serious eating disorder.

00:29You've all ignored it.

00:30No one's ignoring anything, Huey.

00:32Well, someone gave him an honors patch and personal fitness.

00:37Oh, I didn't see you there.

00:43Ow!

00:44Wallace!

00:45I can hear whatever snack wrappers you have in your pocket crinkling when you hit me.

00:50The crinkle is stay-dry lining.

00:52Also, whatever got into the foods was probably a wild animal.

00:56Like a baby bear.

00:58I saw you hiding in the tall grass eating a box of Colonel Crunch.

01:01He called you out.

01:02That was my Colonel Crunch.

01:04Wasn't me.

01:05I'm allergic to grass.

01:06First, we're surrounded by grass.

01:08So I guess your grass allergies make you hungry.

01:11Second, and third, did you really think you could make us believe there was some mysterious wild baby bear out there in the forest eating all our sugar?

01:20You serious?

01:21Hey!

01:21No!

01:51Ouch!

02:21Where's Eddie Munster?

02:49Shh!

02:51Is it still out there?

03:19It's still out there.

03:23It's still out there.

03:27May I ask why the sudden move?

03:29No.

03:30All right.

03:31Well, this.

03:33It's an emotional property, ideal for any multi-generational family.

03:37They're not just any family.

03:39The sun shines more on this house than any other house in the neighborhood.

03:41It's not a feature we're looking for.

03:43What about that one?

03:45It's a very emotional property for entirely different reasons.

03:55The former owner was a notorious serial killer who poisoned hobos.

04:01I'll take it.

04:03It's not for sale.

04:05They're tearing it down.

04:06But they haven't yet.

04:07That's a horrible place.

04:09Horrible things happened there.

04:11They found dozens of graves in the backyard.

04:13Mm-hmm.

04:15Well, maybe you could buy the lot once the grounds have been cleansed.

04:19My aunt and uncle prefer pre-cleansed.

04:21Miss, there may be dead homeless people in the walls.

04:25Then they found a home after all.

04:55It already smells like home.

05:00This whole move was very abrupt.

05:02A happy confluence of events that happened to coincide with an unfortunate baby bear attack.

05:08A lot of fuss over a baby bear attack?

05:10I don't even remember.

05:11Be glad you don't remember.

05:12It ravaged and tossed your naked body into the shrubs.

05:15And that baby bear is still out there.

05:17We didn't have to leave town.

05:18It wasn't gonna follow me home.

05:20Not right away, but wait 29 days.

05:22What happens in 29 days?

05:24It's about how long it takes for a baby bear to regroup.

05:29I didn't get to say goodbye to anybody.

05:31Moving away is a form of goodbye.

05:33Mm, not really.

05:34Did Grandpa try to eat somebody again?

05:36Is that why we had to leave?

05:37No, not Grandpa.

05:41Whoa!

05:54If we see needed hobos, I can run a fingerprinting patch and find their families.

06:01Hobos don't have families.

06:03Grandpa said I had a condition.

06:05He did, did he?

06:07He said it like he says when he says Marilyn has a condition.

06:11But he said my condition cleared up.

06:13Well, I'm sure it's a different condition.

06:16But I like being normal.

06:18Like Marilyn.

06:19Don't say that in front of Grandpa.

06:21Say you like being like your dad.

06:23I promise it will be just as annoying.

06:26And you do get that condition from me.

06:28Which one of you?

06:30This one of me.

06:36Your heart feels funny.

06:39It's how I know who I am when I'm made of so many different people.

07:00I don't know just Street Fighter.

07:05Oh no, I need one克服 himself.

07:22No, no, no, no, no, no.

07:52No, no, no, no.

08:22Grandpa, cover yourself.

08:27What will the neighbors think?

08:29The neighbors should be more concerned with what I'm thinking.

08:33The neighbors should be more concerned with what I'm thinking.

08:42Oh!

08:43Oh!

08:43Oh, my God.

09:13Hello, Lily.

09:17Hello, Herman.

09:27Welcome to your new home.

09:39I wonder if this would have happened sooner if I breastfed.

09:43I have to assume you're talking about Eddie?

09:57Evidently, it's important.

09:59You were so nervous about holding him after what your sister did to Marilyn.

10:02Well, that was postpartum.

10:03Mothers who breastfeed are closer to their babies.

10:09It's a fact.

10:10A suckling baby changes the mother's brain and makes them love harder.

10:13You couldn't love Eddie any harder.

10:16I could have if I breastfed.

10:17He was just so pink and plump.

10:20You have to stop thinking of him as fragile and or edible.

10:24He's asking questions.

10:26I don't want him to know.

10:27He's going to find out.

10:28We have at least two more baby bear attacks before he gets suspicious.

10:33He needs someone to talk to.

10:34Well, he can talk to Grandpa.

10:36Oh.

10:38I heard that.

10:40Be careful, Herman.

10:43You love too hard.

10:44Are you excited for your new school?

10:56All the new friends you're going to make?

10:57Isn't that exciting?

10:58Why are you small-talking me?

10:59I'm not small-talking.

11:00Well, you're not big-talking.

11:01Why are you wearing that uniform?

11:03We all have our uniforms.

11:04It gives me structure.

11:06This can be a traumatic time in a boy's life.

11:08He needs structure.

11:09Mm-hmm.

11:11Is there something wrong with me?

11:12That is exactly the kind of shame I do not want coming out of your mouth.

11:17The only one in this family who should feel shame is Marilyn, which she carries so beautifully.

11:23Well, I wouldn't change a hair on your body, no matter where they may grow.

11:27Are we having that conversation?

11:28I know all about puberty.

11:30You see, he knows all about puberty.

11:32I just don't want to talk about the changes my body is going through.

11:35We will talk about it later.

11:37We will talk about that later.

11:39We will talk about it later.

11:41What are we talking about now?

11:43What are we talking about now?

11:47All you need to know now is you're not always going to be the same person tomorrow that you are today.

11:53But we will always be your family.

11:56Always.

11:57That's my bus.

11:58Eddie.

12:12Eddie.

12:14You didn't say goodbye.

12:15Walking away is a form of goodbye.

12:16Hey.

12:18I know you're lying to me.

12:20Don't know about what, but you're lying.

12:22I don't think I need to do right.

12:36I, I think I need to.

12:38Oh.

12:38I, I...

12:38Grady!

13:08We found you in the yard.

13:30Creators were having their way with you.

13:32It seems you broke your heart.

13:36Shame on you for being so sentimental.

13:37It's my heart. It's sentimental by definition.

13:40Ruin.

13:41Hey, hey, hey, that's my last original part.

13:43Put it back in. Take this thing out.

13:46This thing is a piece of genius.

13:48Put my heart back in and clean it first.

13:52Please.

13:53This doesn't feel like me.

14:00You're too attached to how things were.

14:02Only were is now werewolf.

14:05And he knows I'm lying to him.

14:06He can smell your deceit.

14:09You've never raised a werewolf.

14:10I have.

14:11Have you raised one successfully?

14:13My son Leslie was born covered in hair.

14:17I know exactly how to raise him.

14:18You hired nannies to raise him and then you let him eat the nannies.

14:22That's what they were hired for.

14:24I know exactly how to raise Eddie.

14:27You were never a monster until I made you a monster.

14:30Eddie was born one.

14:31There's nothing you ever have done or can do as a parent that would change them.

14:36You ready?

14:38Sneer?

14:43Hang in there.

14:44Tell Eddie there is no baby bear.

14:56And say goodbye to your heart.

14:58Because when it goes, and it will go,

15:00all the king's horses and all the king's men will never put Humpty together again.

15:04I preferred it when the village was further away and we had a moat.

15:31Fast mulch were made of good manners and filled with congeniality.

15:40Then I shall make cookies.

15:46Cookies?

15:47Cookies?

16:01Cookies?

16:03Cookies?

16:13Cookies?

16:25Hello.

16:26My name is Marilyn.

16:27Hello.

16:28This is my grandpa.

16:29Grandpa?

16:30Hello.

16:31You must call me Dee.

16:32We just moved in across the street.

16:34Yes, I know. The Hobo Murder House.

16:37Pardon me if I don't take any food from you or invite you into my home.

16:41Who is it?

16:42Hobo Murder House!

16:44Stop.

16:48Welcome to the neighborhood.

16:49I'm Tim.

16:51My wife Marie.

16:54Cookie?

16:55Cookie?

17:00They're bloody good, aren't they?

17:02That is some cookie.

17:04Timothy, uh...

17:06We just moved in.

17:09You just said we just moved in.

17:10Were you planning on staying?

17:11I was hoping on staying.

17:12Were you planning on me not staying?

17:14Yes. I was going to miss you, of course.

17:16But I was also going to be quite pleased you weren't here.

17:19I'm touched that you'd miss me.

17:20Marilyn, I adore you.

17:22I was the one that talked your mother out of eating you.

17:24But you cannot stay.

17:26Why not?

17:27Aren't you enrolled in higher education somewhere?

17:30I transferred my class credits.

17:31Campus accommodation.

17:32It's a community college.

17:33Marilyn, you're not hearing me.

17:35I'm going to start drinking again.

17:38Now that Eddie is in the family way,

17:39I think me not drinking would just give out the wrong message.

17:42Like drinking is bad?

17:44Honestly, your mother wanting a baby

17:46and then wanting to eat that baby

17:48was just embarrassing.

17:49I'd rather not have all that rummaging through my head

17:52when I'm trying to have a drink.

17:54Timothy, your house is a palace.

17:57Your wife is interesting.

18:00Would you like to come in?

18:02Can you, of your own free will,

18:04rephrase that as a statement?

18:07Please come in?

18:08Don't mind if I do.

18:11Welcome to my lovely home.

18:13Green, I love green.

18:14You know what I love about being a wildlife explorer?

18:22Everything.

18:23But it starts with the uniform.

18:24The explorer uniform is our superhero costume.

18:27This neckerchief is a cape.

18:29Those patches are the armor of experience and adventure.

18:32How many patches do you have?

18:34All of them.

18:35Hey, Eddie.

18:36This is my dad.

18:38Ah, Mr. Munster.

18:40Oh, I like your necklace.

18:41Is that it?

18:41What is that?

18:42My son-in-law would forget his head if it wasn't sewn on.

18:45It's a, it's a thing.

18:48This is Eddie's grandpa.

18:51Grandpa?

18:52I have a disease.

18:55Zoe, do you like camping, Eddie?

18:56Eddie likes to run wild in the wild, if you know what I mean.

19:00Yes.

19:00Wildlife revelry's just around the corner.

19:03Might see some of your old friends.

19:04Did you say what your old pack number was?

19:06Do the packs have numbers?

19:09Yeah, they're sewn right on your...

19:11He just doesn't have one.

19:13Must have fallen off.

19:15Gravity, eh?

19:18Mr. Munster, can I talk to you?

19:21I'm not a suspicious person by nature,

19:25but I'm assuming there's a reason

19:28you don't want me to know Eddie's old pack number.

19:30Pack 110.

19:31Pack 110.

19:33He doesn't remember that night.

19:36What does he remember?

19:37Just what we told him.

19:38Lies, mostly.

19:40He knows there was a baby bear.

19:41I don't remember the baby bear.

19:45Oh, my heart feels for the boy.

19:47Does it?

19:48Stop.

19:48Who is that?

20:08That's my mom.

20:09Would you heart just skip a beat?

20:26We all must know our place

20:28in the circle of life.

20:31The deer eats the grass,

20:32and someday when the deer dies,

20:34he'll fertilize the ground

20:36so more grass will grow

20:37so more deer can eat.

20:39Are you sure there's a patch for this?

20:41It's the circle of life, bitch.

20:43There is an important intermediary step

20:46that we are missing here.

20:47The deer eats the grass

20:49and then is itself eaten.

20:51And then the thing that ate it dies

20:53and fertilizes the ground

20:54so more grass can grow,

20:55so more deer can eat,

20:56and then be eaten.

20:58But some deer can live long lives.

21:02Nope.

21:02Also, as an intermediary step,

21:10sometimes deer want to be eaten.

21:13They're depressed and lonely,

21:15so that lion's doing the deer

21:17every favor.

21:19That deer didn't look depressed.

21:21Oh, I know.

21:21I thought I saw it smile.

21:23Does anything eat the lion?

21:27Grandpa.

21:28Okay.

21:30It's nature.

21:31Mom, I think something's wrong with Grandpa.

21:49He took off all of his clothes

21:50and then he ate a lion.

21:52You weren't at the zoo, were you?

21:53The forest.

21:54Grandpa and Marilyn were teaching me

21:56about the circle of life

21:57and suicidal deer.

21:58and the circle of life

22:00is a violent shape.

22:02It is when Grandpa's drawing it.

22:05Your Grandpa's just

22:06trying to help you understand

22:08there's an order to life

22:09so you don't hate the baby bears

22:12when they attack.

22:13I don't hate that baby bear.

22:14It was probably hungry and confused.

22:16That's exactly right.

22:18That baby bear

22:20was so confused

22:21it couldn't possibly know

22:23what it was doing.

22:23It's not like it wandered

22:25into a populated area

22:26which reminds me

22:28if Grandpa's gonna start drinking again

22:30don't you think

22:31we should warn the neighbors?

22:32Marilyn told you.

22:33Grandpa told me

22:34when he ate a lion.

22:35I think he wanted me

22:36to see him eat that lion

22:37so I can get used to him

22:38eating something big.

22:41The thing Grandpa wants you

22:43to know about the circle of life

22:44is that he happens

22:48to be standing

22:49outside of it.

22:51Are you inside

22:52or outside?

22:54Well

22:54I am my father's daughter.

22:58You wouldn't try

22:58to eat somebody

22:59would you mom?

23:00It would be natural

23:01if I did.

23:03It's in my nature

23:04to eat

23:05and not be eaten.

23:08Would you?

23:10I try my best not to.

23:12I'm glad

23:14I'm not like you.

23:36What I'm about to say

23:37I will say calmly

23:38with even tempered civility

23:40however

23:40you should interpret

23:41my politeness

23:42as severe

23:42disapproval.

23:44Why is that man

23:45painting the house?

23:46What people will do

23:47for a cookie.

23:48And what did you put

23:49in those cookies?

23:51I might have cut myself

23:52whilst baking.

23:53Don't turn the neighbors

23:54into your blood slaves.

23:56So you came all the way

23:56out here just to complain

23:57about helpful neighbors?

23:59This is about Eddie.

24:00So it's an open

24:01honest dialogue

24:01with my grandson

24:02you disapprove of.

24:03You're not being open

24:04and honest

24:05you're being weird

24:06and confusing.

24:07You ate a lion

24:07while naked.

24:08The lion was naked

24:09it seemed polite.

24:11Eddie is a sensitive

24:13young man.

24:17You shouldn't be too hard on yourself

24:18for bringing him up that way.

24:20You didn't know.

24:21How could you?

24:22After Marilyn

24:23we all assumed the worst.

24:24He was born just like I was.

24:26Yeah and that's the worst

24:27we were assuming.

24:29My son

24:30and my heart

24:32are the only two pieces of me

24:34that ever really felt

24:35like they were mine.

24:36And now

24:36Eddie's different

24:37and

24:38I have a broken heart.

24:41Well we all know

24:42where we can get another one

24:43don't we?

24:44Healthy as hell

24:45feels for Eddie

24:46skips a beat for Lily

24:46all of it.

24:48What would we tell Eddie?

24:51The truth.

24:52That I stole the heart

24:53of his wildlife pack leader

24:55that you exsanguinated.

24:57Well he'd learn

24:58a brand new word

24:59for starters

24:59and I'd be very curious

25:01to his views on the subject.

25:03I don't know

25:04what you're waiting for

25:04it's not as if

25:05a brand new heart

25:05is just going to drop

25:06out of the skies

25:06is it?

25:12Go again.

25:13Clear.

25:13I don't understand

25:18any of this.

25:20I couldn't get him

25:21to sweep the front porch

25:23and he works himself

25:24to death

25:24painting the neighbor's house.

25:27The strangest thing

25:28about grieving

25:29is realizing

25:30that a loved one's death

25:31really isn't that

25:32big of a deal.

25:35Why would you

25:36say that to me?

25:38Have you had a cookie?

25:39I am gluten free.

25:42Marie

25:42Your husband's death

25:44is like a Greek tragedy.

25:46Wasn't it Agamemnon

25:47that fell from a ladder?

25:48Shut up!

25:50Shut up!

25:51We've got a pulse.

25:52He's alive.

25:53Tim?

25:54Tim?

25:56Marie?

25:59Perfectly good heart.

26:00You called an ambulance.

26:09Good evening.

26:10Hi there.

26:11Herman,

26:12it's for you.

26:25I'm very happy

26:26that we can have

26:27this little chat

26:27before dinner.

26:29I suppose everyone

26:30knows you've come

26:31a visit here.

26:32No.

26:33No?

26:34No what?

26:34No wife,

26:37no children?

26:38My wife was barren.

26:40Ever since she died,

26:41the wildlife explorer

26:43is really the only

26:43socializing that I do.

26:48Marriage and mortality.

26:50To death do us part.

26:52I have had many brides.

26:55All dead now.

26:56But we keep in touch.

27:00I feel Wendy Jo

27:01with me every day.

27:03Lovely as that sentiment is,

27:05and it really is just

27:06so nice.

27:08Have you ever thought

27:09of opening your heart

27:10to new possibilities?

27:11Oh, no.

27:12I couldn't.

27:14Stephen,

27:14it's not as if

27:14Wendy Jo's gonna crawl up

27:16out of the grave

27:17and stop you from

27:17loving and being loved.

27:19She was cremated

27:20and entombed.

27:23Old school, eh?

27:25That's it.

27:28Now,

27:29Stephen,

27:30I have not been

27:32entirely honest with you.

27:34Uh-oh.

27:35It's Herman.

27:36He's sick,

27:37sick man.

27:38What's wrong with Herman?

27:39He's dying.

27:41It is his heart.

27:43And he's mortified

27:44at the thought

27:45of leaving Lily

27:45and Eddie

27:46who had a husband

27:47and father respectively.

27:49Poor Herman.

27:52Poor Lily.

27:53Herman will be dead soon.

27:55His suffering will be over.

27:56It is Lily

27:57that must go on

27:57alone

27:59with her demons.

28:01It does get very lonely.

28:03Yeah.

28:06You are

28:07a widower.

28:10Lily is

28:11almost a widow.

28:12A widow in waiting.

28:13A widow elect.

28:15Do not be angry with me

28:16for just thinking

28:16of the future.

28:17It seems all of a sudden

28:19since her husband

28:20is still alive.

28:21He could go

28:22at any moment.

28:24I'm simply asking you

28:25to think of a kindred spirit

28:27and open up your chest.

28:29Your heart.

28:30I didn't mean for me

28:38to be a surprise.

28:40I meant for you

28:40to be a surprise.

28:42Your surprises

28:43make me nervous.

28:46This is a lot of meat.

28:49Stephen.

28:51A widower, huh?

28:52It's very hard

28:53to come back

28:54from something like that,

28:55isn't it, Stephen?

28:55Not so hard

28:56you wouldn't have

28:57lots to live for,

28:58though, right, Steve?

29:01The Wildlife Explorer

29:03Honor Patch

29:03helped put it all

29:04in perspective.

29:05Which one?

29:06The genealogy patch.

29:07One of the requirements

29:08is you make a family tree.

29:10Eddie, you ever

29:11make a family tree?

29:12We tried it,

29:13but it took too long.

29:14Grandpa's been alive forever.

29:17It's a real nice way

29:18to remember everyone

29:19who's ever been a branch.

29:20even though

29:22they may be gone.

29:25My branch is still here?

29:27Your branch

29:28will always be there

29:29on your tree.

29:32You all have made me

29:33feel so at home.

29:35I feel like I'm sitting down

29:36having dinner

29:36with my own family.

29:38Part of you is.

29:43Herman, a word?

29:50Why is that man

29:59in our house?

30:00I was going to

30:01take his heart

30:02and Grandpa

30:03wants to drink his blood.

30:04Are either of those things

30:06going to happen

30:06in the dining room tonight?

30:07I don't know

30:08may not be the answer

30:09you're looking for.

30:10Herman,

30:11neither of those things

30:12will happen in the dining room

30:13tonight or in front of Eddie

30:15ever.

30:15I agree.

30:16That should be our goal.

30:16We have to tell Eddie

30:21what he is.

30:22Yes.

30:24I mean you have to tell him.

30:25Shouldn't we both

30:26tell Eddie?

30:27I don't want him

30:28to look at me

30:28how he's going to look at me

30:29when he finds out

30:30he's going to be like me.

30:33I don't have the heart

30:34to tell him.

30:36I'm not sure I do either.

30:41Oh, Herman.

30:44What's wrong with your heart?

30:45I loved you hard.

30:46I really liked

30:49how this heart felt

30:50feels about you

30:52about Eddie

30:53to a lesser extent Marilyn

30:55to a much lesser extent Grandpa.

30:58I'm afraid of feeling differently.

31:03Well, I can survive

31:05feeling differently

31:06as long as we feel

31:08like a family.

31:08easy to lose your appetite

31:30when you're worried

31:31about your dad.

31:32I don't eat meat.

31:34Since when?

31:35Since whenever the last time

31:36I ate meat was

31:37which will be the last time

31:38I will ever eat meat.

31:40No, no, no, no, no.

31:42We monsters are meat eaters.

31:44I've been for centuries.

31:46You too, young lady.

31:48Now this little lad

31:49at the same temperature

31:51he was

31:51when he was running around.

31:54Tuck in.

31:54I'm not eating it.

31:55You're not having any vegetables

31:56until you eat your meat.

32:02Edward,

32:02stop playing with your food.

32:04I will if you will.

32:07That is a gross cliché

32:08and it is beneath you.

32:10My grandpa's gonna eat you.

32:12Is that happening tonight?

32:13Hmm?

32:19Kids.

32:19You'll find another heart, Herman.

32:35Eddie has so few roll lungs

32:36and we can't let grandpa

32:37eat any of them.

32:40Eddie,

32:41you don't really think

32:42your grandpa's gonna eat me,

32:43do you?

32:43Yeah.

32:44Nobody is eating Steve.

32:46Steve,

32:47this is always awkward

32:48to ask of a guest,

32:49even an unexpected one.

32:50Do you want me to leave?

32:51Would you?

32:52Family matters.

32:55Herman,

32:56I understand.

32:59You gotta get to those things

33:00the way you can.

33:00Most disappointing,

33:02Eddie was going to learn

33:03a new word.

33:07Marilyn,

33:07would you mind

33:08showing Steve the door?

33:09Grandpa and I

33:10need to speak privately.

33:11Uh, Eddie,

33:12that talk we were going

33:13to talk about later,

33:15let's talk about right now.

33:16Just you and me.

33:17Daddy, sit.

33:19Steve,

33:19we will see you

33:20at the next

33:21Wildlife Explorer meeting.

33:22Good night.

33:23And God bless.

33:25Ha, ha, ha.

33:26Fat chance.

33:28See you later, Steve.

33:30So nice to meet you.

33:43Yeah.

33:44Run!

33:44What?

33:49Grandpa!

33:50Grandpa!

33:50Grandpa?

33:53No, no, no, no, no!

33:54No, no, Grandpa!

33:55Stop it!

33:57Stop it!

33:58This is not how you treat company.

34:01This is an alien

34:02that's expressly forbid

34:03you eating anyone

34:04in the house.

34:06Stop it!

34:07Stop it!

34:08Stop it!

34:09He's a kid!

34:09Stop it!

34:23No, no, no, no!

34:29We did it!

34:30Go!

34:30We don't need to have this talk.

34:44I already know about embarrassing dreams and growing hair in strange places.

34:48What about growing hair everywhere?

34:51Where else does it grow?

34:53There was no baby bear.

34:56What was it?

34:58You.

35:00What?

35:02You're the baby bear.

35:06You told me I was ravaged and tossed naked into the shrubs.

35:11Actually, you ravaged and ran naked through the shrubs.

35:16You're a monster, not a monster.

35:20Eddie, look at me.

35:22Did I hurt anybody?

35:24There were a few scratches worth the price of the campfire anecdote.

35:27You didn't do anything worse than turn into a werewolf.

35:32There isn't anything worse.

35:36I love you, Eddie.

35:38You have nothing to be ashamed of.

35:40You have something to be careful of.

35:41I don't want to be a monster.

35:47I want to be a vegetarian.

35:50You don't have to be like any monster there is.

35:54Except Eddie Munster.

35:55Who doesn't eat meat?

35:58I can't be a vegetarian werewolf.

36:00You can be a vegetarian when you can help it, and when you can't, that problem we'll solve together.

36:09Oh, no.

36:24Oh, no.

36:24Now, when I was a young boy,

36:47After age of five

36:51My mother sent me a bee

36:54The greatest man alive

36:58But now I'm a man

37:01I made 21

37:04I want you to believe me, honey

37:08We're having lots of fun

37:12Et voilà

37:13Good as new

37:16I know I am

37:18I'm a man

37:22I'm a full-blown man

37:25I'm a man

37:28I'm a rolling stone

37:32Think of it like that dog at your last school who could smell seizures

37:40That kid had a condition

37:42You have a condition

37:44A dog with a vest tells everybody I have a condition

37:47Nobody's got a dog like this

37:49You'll be the envy of all your... everyone

37:51That's like telling a disabled person their wheelchair looks fun

37:54Next full moon, you'll have a pet who'll watch over you

37:58So you won't hurt yourself or anybody else

38:00Will he watch over you, too?

38:02Yes, he'll watch over me, too

38:04A dog can't stop a werewolf from eating somebody

38:10But I think this won't be...

38:20Outro music

38:32Outro music

38:35Do I get to keep him?

39:05That's some bad hat, Harry.

39:35Do I get to keep him?

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