Tuck3r and Dal3 vs Ev!l (2010) Full Movie HD

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This Movie is a clever comedy about two kindhearted friends on a vacation in the woods, who are mistaken for troublemakers by a group of college students. As misunderstandings spiral out of control, chaos and hilarity unfold. With sharp humor and a creative twist on classic tropes, this film delivers laughs, heart, and a surprising amount of charm.

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00:04:39You know something?

00:04:41You're right, Tuck.

00:04:43I'm gonna do it.

00:04:44All right.

00:04:45I'm gonna do it right now.

00:04:46All right, hold up, hold up, hold up.

00:04:48Whatever you say, just smile and laugh.

00:04:52That shows confidence.

00:04:54Smile and laugh.

00:04:56Okay.

00:04:58Do it.

00:04:59All right.

00:05:09You guys, uh, going camping?

00:05:22Hey.

00:05:23Now, look, we don't want any trouble, all right?

00:05:26So just...

00:05:27Back off.

00:05:28Okay, okay, okay.

00:05:29I'm sorry.

00:05:32Get in the truck.

00:05:34It's like a good-looking cooler.

00:05:38Uh...

00:05:48I told you, Tucker.

00:05:50I'm a zero with the ladies.

00:05:54They hate my face.

00:05:56Come on.

00:06:04I ain't like you, Tucker.

00:06:05No, I mean, I can't talk to the lady fuck the way you can.

00:06:08No one can.

00:06:09I mean, you know, I always get all stupid,

00:06:12and my hands get clammy,

00:06:13and I just act like a big, fat idiot.

00:06:15You know what your problem is?

00:06:16You got an inferiority complex.

00:06:19No, I don't.

00:06:20Yeah, yeah.

00:06:21No.

00:06:22Let me tell you something.

00:06:23Life is short.

00:06:24You gotta go after what you want.

00:06:25Uh-huh.

00:06:27Cause you sure as hell ain't gonna just fall right in your lap.

00:06:30That's true, I reckon.

00:06:31Oh, shit.

00:06:32What are you doing?

00:06:33Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

00:06:34What?

00:06:35We got a cop.

00:06:36Oh, I got you.

00:06:37Oh, I got a rag.

00:06:38Here, Tucker.

00:06:39Move your arm.

00:06:40He's pulling over.

00:06:42Get up, Dale.

00:06:43He can't.

00:06:44Dale, he's coming.

00:06:45Okay.

00:06:46No, it's stuck on my sleeve.

00:06:47Get up.

00:06:48My hand is stuck on my sleeve.

00:06:49Unstuck it, then.

00:06:50He's out of his car.

00:06:51He's out of his car.

00:06:52He's out of his car.

00:06:53He's coming.

00:06:54Tucker.

00:06:55Get up.

00:06:58Get up.

00:06:59Uh...

00:07:02Howdy, officer.

00:07:03Hey.

00:07:04It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

00:07:06Yeah.

00:07:07License, please.

00:07:09Uh, I lost my wallet a couple weeks back.

00:07:12New one is in the mail.

00:07:16Temporary.

00:07:17Where are you two headed?

00:07:20We are headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake.

00:07:25I sank every penny I had into it.

00:07:27Me and Dale here, we're gonna go fix her up.

00:07:29Maybe do a little fishing.

00:07:30Do a little fishing.

00:07:31He's been striking out with the ladies.

00:07:33I figure a little man time might do him some good.

00:07:38They're eating nothing up there but pain and suffering

00:07:41on a scale you can't even imagine.

00:07:47I pulled you over because you got a broken turn signal.

00:07:50Oh, yes, sir.

00:07:53See that you, uh...

00:07:57Get that fixed.

00:07:59That was very helpful.

00:08:07Man, that was tense.

00:08:09That dude's weird.

00:08:10There he goes.

00:08:12Bye.

00:08:15God, you look at him.

00:08:16You know what his problem is?

00:08:17He was jealous.

00:08:18Because he can't afford a place of his own.

00:08:20Uh...

00:08:22Well...

00:08:25Here's to the good life, huh?

00:08:28Oh, yeah.

00:08:29To the good life, man.

00:08:30Look at this little truck right here.

00:08:31I know. I know.

00:08:32Is that ours?

00:08:33Wow.

00:08:34Another one right there.

00:08:35Oh.

00:08:36Oh.

00:08:37Oh.

00:08:38Oh.

00:08:39Oh.

00:08:40Oh.

00:08:41Oh.

00:08:42Oh.

00:08:43Oh.

00:08:45Oh.

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00:08:47Oh.

00:08:48Oh.

00:08:49Oh.

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00:08:54Oh.

00:08:59Oh.

00:09:00Oh.

00:09:01Oh.

00:09:02Oh.

00:09:04Oh.

00:09:05Oh.

00:09:06Oh.

00:09:11Oh...

00:09:12Oh.

00:09:13Oh.

00:09:14Oh, my God.

00:09:15C'est parfait. Et ce qu'ils n'ont appelé ça ? Un fixer-upper ?

00:09:19Ouais.

00:09:21All right, allons-y aller voir ça.

00:09:23Ouais.

00:09:24Je ne peux pas croire que c'est notre. Oh mon Dieu !

00:09:35C'est juste un peu dure.

00:09:37C'est une maison.

00:09:45C'est un peu dure.

00:09:47C'est un peu dure.

00:09:49Qui est-ce qui a vivait ?

00:09:51C'est un peu dure.

00:09:53Un peu dure.

00:09:55Un peu dure.

00:09:57C'est un peu dure.

00:09:59C'est un peu dure.

00:10:05Chubby's Chili Dog Depot.

00:10:07Buy 3,

00:10:09get 2, free,

00:10:11no expiration date.

00:10:13Score.

00:10:15Tucker, look.

00:10:16They got my favorite board game here, too.

00:10:19You know what ?

00:10:21I'll tell you something, Dale.

00:10:23I cannot believe that I am standing in my own vacation home right now.

00:10:27You know something ?

00:10:29Dreams really do come true.

00:10:31Oh, oh my God !

00:10:35Oh !

00:10:36Well, I guess we should fix that.

00:10:38Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:10:40You can't get off of me now.

00:10:43You have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick, but you never do it.

00:10:46Are you gay ?

00:10:47Yes.

00:10:48Really ?

00:10:49Are you serious ?

00:10:50What ?

00:10:51You guys wanna hear a scary story ?

00:10:52No !

00:10:53Chuck, no !

00:10:54Absolutely not !

00:10:55That's not funny.

00:10:56Guys, it's happened to my cousins, I think.

00:10:59You fuckers wanna hear a real story ?

00:11:02Huh ?

00:11:03Huh ?

00:11:06This story happened right here.

00:11:09Right in these very woods.

00:11:14It was 20 years ago today.

00:11:22The Memorial Day Massacre.

00:11:24How a bunch of college kids, just like us, they came out here to have a good time.

00:11:33But little did they know, that they weren't the only ones in these here woods.

00:11:40?

00:11:42Hey man, what the hell are you doing ?

00:12:06Yea ! Put that back on !

00:12:07C'est l'air.

00:12:09Non, non, non, non, non, c'est cool, c'est cool.

00:12:11Je l'aime.

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