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Doctor Dolittle (1998) is a lighthearted comedy about a doctor who unexpectedly discovers he can communicate with animals. As he adjusts to his surprising new talent, hilarious situations unfold with his furry and feathered friends. Filled with fun moments, charming characters, and a feel-good message, this film is perfect for all ages.
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doctor dolittle, 1998 movie, family comedy, talking animals, eddie murphy, fun film, lighthearted story, animal adventure, kids friendly, comedy classic, feel good movie, animal friends, humorous tale, family entertainment, charming film
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00:00:30I think the great thing about being a kid is, it's so easy to pretend.
00:00:34You can have a conversation with your dog, or a baseball, or a banana.
00:00:39Well, what if it wasn't pretend? What if you could have a conversation?
00:00:43I mean, not with a baseball or a banana, that's ridiculous, but with your dog...
00:00:48I mean, we don't have the same concept of time that, for instance, people do,
00:00:53because you have watches and clocks.
00:00:56But we do know that you go away, and it's not like we don't know that you're gone.
00:01:01So, we don't know exactly how long, no.
00:01:04Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
00:01:08Well, that's just kind of our way of shaking hands.
00:01:12If you really want to get a sense of who somebody is, you gotta sniff their butt.
00:01:16Son, stop talking to the dog. She doesn't understand a word that you're saying.
00:01:21At first, his dad thought, hey, it's just harmless kid stuff.
00:01:24But as time went on, John crossed that fine line between harmless and, you know, just weird.
00:01:29Yeah, just weird.
00:01:30Mr. Galvin. Mr. Doolittle.
00:01:31Mr. Doolittle.
00:01:32This is my son, John.
00:01:33John, this is your new principal, Mr. Galvin.
00:01:36Nice to meet you, John.
00:01:42Oh, boy. That's not good.
00:01:44Nice to meet you.
00:01:45John!
00:01:46It was time to put an end to it.
00:01:51Thank you for coming, Reverend.
00:02:02Leave this boy, devil man.
00:02:05Go now, Satan.
00:02:06Take the serpent's voices with you.
00:02:08I command you to come out of this boy.
00:02:11Come on out of this boy.
00:02:13God, Satan.
00:02:15I'm gonna bite you.
00:02:17No!
00:02:18No!
00:02:19No!
00:02:20No!
00:02:21No!
00:02:22No!
00:02:23No!
00:02:24No!
00:02:25No!
00:02:30He's just my best friend.
00:02:32You'll make some real friends now.
00:02:36From that day on, John Doolittle never spoke to animals again.
00:02:39Someday, you're gonna thank me for this.
00:02:42And after a while, all he could remember was that deep down inside,
00:02:46there was something missing.
00:02:48And just like his dad wanted, he grew up to be a normal, regular guy.
00:02:51You know, miserable.
00:02:53Hey!
00:02:54Hey, get out of here!
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56Ha!
00:02:57Ha!
00:02:58Ha!
00:02:59Ha!
00:03:00Ha!
00:03:01Ha!
00:03:02Ha!
00:03:03Ha!
00:03:04Ha!
00:03:05Ha!
00:03:06Ha!
00:03:07Ha!
00:03:08Ha!
00:03:09Ha!
00:03:10Ha!
00:03:11Ha!
00:03:12Ha!
00:03:13Ha!
00:03:14Ha!
00:03:15Ha!
00:03:16Ha!
00:03:17Ha!
00:03:18Ha!
00:03:19Ha!
00:03:20Oh, look!
00:03:21She's got a giant egg!
00:03:26Good morning, Charisse.
00:03:27My name isn't Charisse.
00:03:28I've changed my name to Paprika.
00:03:30Paprika?
00:03:31Paprika Doolittle.
00:03:32That has a nice ring to it.
00:03:34Not Doolittle, just Paprika.
00:03:37Well, I don't understand that.
00:03:38What is that about?
00:03:39What's Paprika about?
00:03:40You know, salt and pepper, Paprika.
00:03:42Oh, okay, Paprika, I get it.
00:03:45I think Paprika is a beautiful name.
00:03:47Really?
00:03:48Well, I think Paprika sounds like a seasoning.
00:03:52Doolittle.
00:03:53He doesn't take anything we want seriously.
00:03:55Tell me about it.
00:03:56Yes, Mark.
00:03:57Yes, I did go over the proposal.
00:03:58I think it's unbelievable.
00:03:59Okay, I'm on my way in now.
00:04:01All right.
00:04:02Maya, where are you going with that?
00:04:03It's for my swan egg I found in the park.
00:04:05Really?
00:04:06It looks like it would be a good omelet.
00:04:07Dad is going to hatch in the day now.
00:04:09Well, you're going to miss that because you're going to be at camp.
00:04:11But, Dad, I can't go to camp.
00:04:13Because when a baby bird hatches, the first thing it sees it bonds with it.
00:04:16And I want it to be me.
00:04:17You know, Maya, it is not normal or healthy for you to spend all your time at your little experiments.
00:04:21You know what would be a good experiment for you?
00:04:23For you to spend some time with some kids your own age at camp,
00:04:26which is exactly where you're going this Sunday.
00:04:28You're being dropped off at camp.
00:04:29You mean dumping me off?
00:04:30And what about my pet egg?
00:04:32Here.
00:04:33Here's half a dozen pet eggs to take with you to camp.
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37I don't know what all the fuss is about.
00:04:38We went and we bought you that thing anyway.
00:04:40You got a pet.
00:04:41What was that pet rat thing that we bought?
00:04:42A guinea pig.
00:04:43Yeah, we got you the guinea rat and the thing died.
00:04:45And it's not our fault that it died.
00:04:47It didn't die.
00:04:48His name is Roddy and he's in my room.
00:04:50The thing's still alive.
00:04:51So why are you bothering me about this swan?
00:04:52I'm going to work.
00:04:53I'm out of here.
00:04:54Goodbye.
00:04:55Bye-bye.
00:04:56Have a nice day, everybody.
00:04:57Nice day.
00:05:02Johnny.
00:05:03John, Gene has got some qualms about the new proposal.
00:05:07I'd like you very much to talk about that.
00:05:08No room for qualms, Gene.
00:05:09No room for qualms.
00:05:10No qualms.
00:05:11No, there's just one or two.
00:05:12No qualms are bad.
00:05:13Qualms are bad.
00:05:14Listen to Johnny.
00:05:15Qualms are bad.
00:05:16No qualms I'd like to discuss.
00:05:17You know what it is?
00:05:18I'm just afraid that if we let a big company like CalNet take us over, you know, we're not
00:05:24going to be us anymore.
00:05:26You know?
00:05:27We'd be them.
00:05:28Let me explain something to you, Gene.
00:05:30Them has the best hospitals, and them has the best laboratories, and them is going to
00:05:35pay us a very big, giant amount of money.
00:05:37You know what I'm saying?
00:05:38You know, I swear.
00:05:39I swear to God that when I think about the money, I get teary.
00:05:41Huge.
00:05:42Look at me.
00:05:43You see, those are real tears in his eyes.
00:05:45So Saturday morning, we're sitting down with the CalNet people.
00:05:48I'll see you all there.
00:05:49I'm very, very excited about this.
00:05:50Hey, wait.
00:05:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:52Saturday morning.
00:05:53I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
00:05:55Well, don't.
00:05:57You see?
00:05:58You see, it's happening already.
00:05:59What?
00:06:00John, you're being forced to neglect your family.
00:06:03Gene, relax.
00:06:04No such thing.
00:06:06Mrs. O'Brien?
00:06:08Yes.
00:06:09How are you?
00:06:10Not so.
00:06:11Is your tummy still?
00:06:12Uh-huh.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:14Okay.
00:06:15Saturday morning, guys, Gene.
00:06:16No tank tops, please.
00:06:17No tank tops.
00:06:18Mrs. Parkes?
00:06:19Yes, doctor.
00:06:20Mrs. Parkes.
00:06:21Have you eaten shellfish again?
00:06:23Just soft shell crab.
00:06:24And what's the middle word?
00:06:25Shell.
00:06:26Exactly.
00:06:27Rodney's lost.
00:06:28He's not in his cage.
00:06:29Well, y'all got to get going.
00:06:31I'll find your hamster for you.
00:06:32He's a guinea pig.
00:06:33Whatever.
00:06:34It's a rodent.
00:06:35I'll find the rodent.
00:06:36Hey, nutmeg, let's go.
00:06:37You better wipe that look off your face.
00:06:42That's a little better.
00:06:45Your daughter's trained to a little wise-ass.
00:06:47She's trained to a little you.
00:06:49You know, there's more to this HMO deal than money.
00:06:52You sell, they own you.
00:06:54Lisa, this is gonna be good for us.
00:06:55Watch.
00:06:56I'm so tired of that route.
00:06:59It's always for us, John.
00:07:00But sometimes I don't know who us is.
00:07:02You don't know who us is.
00:07:03Us is us.
00:07:04Me and you and my aunt Charisse, Lisa.
00:07:06Lisa, the more money you have, the more time you get to spend with your family.
00:07:09That's the way it boils down.
00:07:10That's true.
00:07:11And in the meantime, you're just gonna have to make do and be happy with this beautiful fancy sports car you always wanted.
00:07:16Right here, beautiful.
00:07:17Ah, John.
00:07:18You didn't.
00:07:19No, I didn't.
00:07:20The van's around the corner.
00:07:21But I saw how fluttery you got, so don't tell me you don't care about money.
00:07:24Oh, John.
00:07:25You didn't.
00:07:26You didn't.
00:07:27That's not funny.
00:07:28Oh, John.
00:07:29Daddy, you have to find Rodney.
00:07:32I'll find Rodney for you.
00:07:33I'll put down some of that sticky paper.
00:07:35No, don't put down the sticky paper.
00:07:36Oh, Marty.
00:07:37The sticky paper's fine.
00:07:38You peel them right off it and you'll live.
00:07:39I won't do it.
00:07:40I'll tell you what.
00:07:41I will turn the house upside down and I will find Rodney for you.
00:07:44Yes?
00:07:45Okay?
00:07:46Just bring them with you and call me if my egg starts to happen.
00:07:49I will call you if my egg starts to happen.
00:08:14Let's go.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:16Get in there.
00:08:17And you stay in there.
00:08:18Let's go.
00:08:19Get in there.
00:08:20And you stay in there.
00:08:25Let's go.
00:08:26Let's go.
00:08:27Let's go.
00:08:28Get in there.
00:08:29And you stay in there.
00:08:40Do little.
00:08:41Miss Parkas, do you have a death wish?
00:08:43But I took it out of the shell.
00:08:47Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:08:48Sure.
00:08:49You couldn't tell what this was without me.
00:08:50Oh, I know what it was.
00:08:51She was frightened.
00:08:52She wanted her doctor.
00:08:53It's a beautiful day.
00:08:54That's a beautiful thing.
00:08:55You, that's a beautiful thing.
00:08:56That's a beautiful thing.
00:08:57Tell
00:08:57little.
00:09:02Miss Parkas, do you have a death wish?
00:09:03But I took it out of the shell.
00:09:06Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:09:08Sure.
00:09:12Man, you couldn't tell what this was without me.
00:09:14Oh, I know what it was.
00:09:15She was frightened.
00:09:16She wanted her doctor.
00:09:17That's a beautiful thing.
00:09:18That's a beautiful thing?
00:09:20C'est une belle belle chose.
00:09:22C'est une belle chose.
00:09:2326.
00:09:24Vous avez pris tout le temps ici,
00:09:25vous pouvez prendre vos naps
00:09:27dans la brique-lau
00:09:28avec un petit cot.
00:09:29Un petit nooké
00:09:30avec un des internes
00:09:31dans un closet.
00:09:33Je vais avoir un vrai life,
00:09:34et je dirais que vous
00:09:35si vous vous priez
00:09:36en fait un emergency.
00:09:38Si quelqu'un de mes patients
00:09:39est venu en carrément
00:09:39en tête,
00:09:40s'il vous plaît.
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00:09:42le choc a half way up that ass, call me.
00:09:43You understand?
00:09:44Yeah, I understand.
00:09:46So you want me to give her the injection?
00:09:48Well, I would not be a smart ass right now if I was you.
00:09:51I make little smart statements to me
00:09:53at 2 o'clock if you're morning after I can.
00:09:56I'm ready.
00:09:57I wasn't knowin' .
00:10:09Is there something wrong, Doctor?
00:10:10C'est parti.
00:10:12C'est parti.
00:10:14C'est parti.
00:10:16C'est parti.
00:10:18Merci.
00:10:20C'est parti.
00:10:40C'est parti.
00:10:42C'est parti.
00:11:07C'est parti.
00:11:12C'est parti.
00:11:25C'est parti.
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00:18:18Tu n'as pas entendu rien. Je ne peux pas te entendre.
00:18:21Les gens les mots parlent de toi, tu sais ?
00:18:25Tu peux me faire un favor ?
00:18:27Tu peux juste prendre cette main de ma main ?
00:18:30C'est m'étonnant.
00:18:31Tu peux ?
00:18:34Ne vous inquiétez pas, je ne vais pas te blesser.
00:18:43Ah, beaucoup mieux.
00:18:45Bien joué !
00:18:46Merci !
00:18:48remedisante.
00:18:50L'agriculture.
00:18:51Je ne suis pas malheureux.
00:18:53Vous avez assez surprise.
00:18:55C'est un owl.
00:18:57Oui, c'est un énorme.
00:18:58C'est un énorme.
00:19:00Oui, c'est un énorme.
00:19:01Une copine.
00:19:03C'est beau.
00:19:04Non, c'est un énorme.
00:19:05Oh, c'est une大丈夫 !
00:19:06Oh, non !
00:19:07Oh, non, c'est une belle.
00:19:08C'est un énorme.
00:19:09Oh, c'est un énorme.
00:19:10La tuigne.
00:19:11Oh, c'est un énorme.
00:19:12T' prendre la doule.
00:19:13A coup de souci de merde.
00:19:15Bien joué.
00:19:16Je t'en prie en toi.
00:19:17C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:19:47C'est bon, c'est bon.
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00:23:20Hi, honey.
00:23:22Where are you? You all right?
00:23:23Yeah, honey, I'm okay.
00:23:24Are you sure? I was worried.
00:23:25No, really, I just freaked out a little.
00:23:28What's wrong?
00:23:29I got a lot of stress I've been under.
00:23:30From what?
00:23:31You know, the merger and the practice, it's all just kind of come to a head, and I'm sorry.
00:23:36Okay, John, just come back out here, okay?
00:23:39Yeah, I'm on my way out now.
00:23:44Phone hair!
00:23:46Yeah, I've seen you in a few.
00:23:47John?
00:23:49John?
00:23:50Excuse me. We're the stray dogs.
00:24:00Right this way.
00:24:09Hey, buddy.
00:24:10Hey, buddy.
00:24:11Hey, mister.
00:24:15Reckon I won't bite nobody again, huh?
00:24:18I am Kaiser Soze.
00:24:20Wait, wait. I have owners. They've just been out of town for a few, few years.
00:24:27Dead dog walking.
00:24:29Oh, that does not sound good.
00:24:31Hitting your tail off, pal?
00:24:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, thanks a lot. Whoa, that was close, huh? Hey, hey, you got kids. I love kids. Kids, they're the greatest.
00:24:42Kids are great. Tell me what the hell is going on.
00:24:45Hey, you understood me.
00:24:46You don't say. I think I'm going crazy. How come I can understand you talking?
00:24:49I don't know. Maybe you're just weird.
00:24:52Hey, shut up. You're a dog. Dogs can't talk.
00:24:54What the hell do you think barking is? An involuntary spasm?
00:24:57I don't know what barking is. I know you're not barking. And I'm going to be with my family. Excuse me. Good luck to you.
00:25:03That's it?
00:25:03Oh, it must be that truck exhaust or something. Oh, no, everything's going black. Oh, it's not good.
00:25:15Thank you. Oops. Is that the biggest dance you've ever seen?
00:25:33Lie down, Chauncey. Lie down. Lie down, Chauncey!
00:25:40He's deaf. I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.
00:25:47Don't fix me, okay? Please, don't fix me. I won't look at another female ever. I swear.
00:25:55Anything but my manhood, man. Not my manhood. Please, I'm...
00:26:00Yo, baby, what's up? You looking pretty sweet there, sugar. Is it...
00:26:04No, I'm gonna... Please. Please, no. No, no, no, no.
00:26:08Please, I'm begging you.
00:26:12Doolittle. Come on.
00:26:25So, what seems to be the problem?
00:26:28Well, I tell you, doctor, I really think it's pulmonary distress.
00:26:31He might have some fluid on his lungs, too.
00:26:32Oh, let me guess. You're an M.D.
00:26:35Yes, I am.
00:26:36I can always tell when a real doctor brings in an animal.
00:26:39They, uh, always like to do a little amateur diagnosis.
00:26:41Could you tell him to get away from my butt?
00:26:43If you don't mind. I did go to veterinary school for five years.
00:26:46Is it just me, or is he, uh, hovering around my butt a lot?
00:26:50And unlike an M.D., my patient cannot tell me where it hurts.
00:26:54Listen, seriously, could you tell him my butt is great?
00:26:57So, doctor, if you don't mind.
00:27:01Hey, where does he think he's gonna put that?
00:27:02Look, look, I was faking it, okay?
00:27:04I feel fine.
00:27:06Just don't let him stick that thing up my...
00:27:07Hello!
00:27:08Let's just have a listen to those lungs, shall we?
00:27:11I'm gonna swallow the thermometer, and I don't mean in my mouth.
00:27:14Now, Dr. Fish, maybe I should pull that out a little bit.
00:27:17Don't you touch that.
00:27:18It's heading in.
00:27:19It's going south for the winter.
00:27:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:21Now, you see, I have to interpret what the dog is moaning about.
00:27:27What's to interpret?
00:27:28There's a thermometer.
00:27:30It's in my butt.
00:27:31Take it easy. Beat over a minute.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Yes.
00:27:35Well, there it goes.
00:27:37Butt just swallowed it.
00:27:39Uh, doctor?
00:27:40I'm just guessing, but I think you might have just lost your thermometer.
00:27:43Well, it's gone.
00:27:55Uh, all right, I have three, uh, I have three options.
00:27:59Uh, one, uh, I can manually retrieve it.
00:28:01What's he saying?
00:28:02Options, he wants to retrieve it manually.
00:28:04Pass.
00:28:05Two, give the dog a laxative, and, uh, wait it out, and three, surgically remove it.
00:28:12A laxative or surgery?
00:28:13Laxative!
00:28:14You know, why don't you just give him a laxative?
00:28:16It'll probably come out later on.
00:28:18Never works.
00:28:20So, what would you suggest?
00:28:24I'd like to go in manually.
00:28:31There we go.
00:28:32Oh, my lord.
00:28:34Oh, this is not good.
00:28:36Oh, lassie, go home.
00:28:38Ah, oh, oh, ah, me, ah, oh, oh.
00:28:46Why on earth would a guy go into a line of work like that?
00:28:50All right.
00:28:51That's it for you.
00:28:52Hit the road.
00:28:52Get out of here.
00:28:53What?
00:28:54But I'm, I'm your pet.
00:28:55You are not my pet, and if I were gonna get a pet, I wouldn't get one as annoying as you.
00:28:59Now, get out.
00:28:59Go.
00:29:00Hey, hey, don't worry about it.
00:29:02Look, you sprung me from the joint.
00:29:03You fixed me up.
00:29:04I'm thankful.
00:29:04Yeah, let's go.
00:29:05Don't worry about me.
00:29:07I'll just be going down the road, you know, disappearing without a trace.
00:29:11I hope a car doesn't hit me.
00:29:12Oh, well.
00:29:12One less dog.
00:29:14What's the difference?
00:29:14Doolittle.
00:29:15Hi, Daddy.
00:29:16Hey, baby.
00:29:17How you doing?
00:29:18I'm gonna see you before I go to camp.
00:29:20Honey, I'm really working on you.
00:29:22Ruff!
00:29:23Ruff!
00:29:24Get out of here.
00:29:24Go!
00:29:25Ruff!
00:29:26Daddy, is that a dog?
00:29:27Yeah, that's a dog.
00:29:28Ruff!
00:29:28Only guess what?
00:29:29Daddy got me a dog.
00:29:30Ruff!
00:29:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:32Hey.
00:29:33Daddy, is that what you've been up to?
00:29:35Did you see your sneeze?
00:29:35Ruff!
00:29:35Ruff!
00:29:36Ruff!
00:29:36Oh, you caught me.
00:29:38Ruff!
00:29:38Shoo!
00:29:39What?
00:29:40I have allergies.
00:29:42Yeah, I guess we'll see you at camp.
00:29:45Ruff!
00:29:45Ruff!
00:29:46Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog.
00:29:48He got me a dog.
00:29:49Can you believe it?
00:29:50My own dog.
00:29:54Hi.
00:29:55Look, they're gonna want to know your name.
00:29:57I don't have one.
00:29:59Well, we're gonna have to think of one.
00:30:01Oh, let me see.
00:30:02A little girl once called me.
00:30:03Please, Mommy, not him.
00:30:06How about that?
00:30:06Nah, that's not gonna work.
00:30:08You got red hair.
00:30:09How about Lucy?
00:30:10Lucy.
00:30:11Yes, I like that.
00:30:11Lucy.
00:30:12Good name.
00:30:12Yeah, just one problem.
00:30:14I'm a guy.
00:30:15Really?
00:30:16How about Lucky?
00:30:17Perfect.
00:30:18Lucky, yes.
00:30:19Hi, I'm Lucky.
00:30:21Hey, it works on two levels.
00:30:22I love it.
00:30:23Daddy!
00:30:25Here comes my door to be nice.
00:30:26Oh, you got me a dog.
00:30:28Oh, he's adorable.
00:30:30Oh, you're such a cute dog.
00:30:35What's his name?
00:30:36His name is Lucky.
00:30:37Does he do any tricks?
00:30:38There's a pretty neat trick with a thermometer.
00:30:40It's kind of funny.
00:30:41Hey, baby.
00:30:42Hey, baby.
00:30:43You got her a dog.
00:30:45Yeah, well, I got us a dog.
00:30:48Are you okay?
00:30:49Come on, let's get you all set up here.
00:30:54Oh, look at this nice rabbit on your door.
00:30:58Isn't that nice?
00:31:00Oh, this is nice.
00:31:02What a fun cabin.
00:31:05Oh, you smell the air here?
00:31:09What a wonderful place.
00:31:11What a wonderful camp.
00:31:13Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky?
00:31:17Hey, Maya.
00:31:19Look, here's the deal.
00:31:21You stay here for a little while, have a great time,
00:31:24then Lucky's all yours.
00:31:25Three weeks is a long time.
00:31:27Can I just go home and...
00:31:28No, no, no, no, Cam, no dog.
00:31:35Okay, I'll stay.
00:31:36Listen, you're gonna have a great time here.
00:31:38When you get older, you're gonna thank me
00:31:39because you're gonna have so many friends.
00:31:41You'll see.
00:31:41You'll see.
00:31:43You'll see.
00:31:44What's the matter with you?
00:31:53Everything's going by so fast.
00:31:55Hey, don't you dare throw up in this car.
00:31:57What are you looking at over there?
00:31:59The lines on the road.
00:32:00They're just whipping by.
00:32:02Line, line, line, line, line, line, line.
00:32:05Don't focus on something so close.
00:32:06Look at something further away.
00:32:07Don't look at the lines.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:10Tree.
00:32:11Tree.
00:32:12Tree.
00:32:13Tree.
00:32:13Tree.
00:32:14Tree.
00:32:15Tree.
00:32:16Tree.
00:32:16Tree.
00:32:17Go.
00:32:17Fuck.
00:32:18Sir, did you just...
00:32:20Who knew?
00:32:26Okay, not only could he understand me,
00:32:28but it turns out he's a doctor.
00:32:30Look.
00:32:31Not even a scar.
00:32:32And it hurts so bad.
00:32:35I don't know what I would have done without him.
00:32:37I don't know what I would have done without him.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:38Ooh.
00:32:39Yep.
00:32:41Oh, what a day.
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:44You have knots all over the place.
00:32:47I'm all messed up.
00:32:48I'm falling apart.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:51Ooh.
00:32:53How's that feel?
00:32:54Oh, Mrs. Dillette.
00:32:57Yeah, baby.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:02Excuse me one second, okay?
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:04Just one second.
00:33:07Why?
00:33:08Let's go.
00:33:09What a chip.
00:33:11Mind if I have a little privacy, please?
00:33:14Oh, yeah, but it's fine when people watch us do it, huh?
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:17Fine to turn on the garden hose.
00:33:19Hey, you want a tip on a good position?
00:33:22You were barking.
00:33:24Well, I'm excited.
00:33:26You know, when I get excited, I start making all kinds of sounds.
00:33:29You never barked before.
00:33:31You never barked before.
00:33:32You never barked before.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:42Hello.
00:33:45You duck.
00:33:46We got trouble here.
00:33:47Let's go.
00:33:48Let's go.
00:33:49No, no.
00:33:50You're taking the ducks.
00:33:51How's it going?
00:33:52Me?
00:33:53Ouch.
00:33:54All right.
00:33:55I'll get the ducks.
00:33:55You're all in here.
00:34:01Hey.
00:34:02What's going on out there?
00:34:04Um, uh, Mark just showed up, so I'm gonna have to, uh, go over the proposal.
00:34:07We have to go over a few things in the proposal.
00:34:09Come on.
00:34:09Let's roll it.
00:34:10Don't do that.
00:34:11Lucky's out here.
00:34:11He wants to be taking for a walk first, so I gotta take Lucky for a walk.
00:34:14Then I gotta deal with Mark.
00:34:15Great.
00:34:16I'll see you in the morning.
00:34:17I'll be the one cooking breakfast.
00:34:19Not tomorrow.
00:34:19I'll be the one cooking breakfast, so I'll be the one cooking breakfast.
00:34:49You're having too many liquids, and I think that you're old enough to be able to hold it
00:34:52in, so going back to bed.
00:34:54Dad, I have to go.
00:34:58Lucky's in the bathroom right now.
00:35:01The dog is using the bathroom?
00:35:13Let me go in here and make sure you put the seat down, and it's your turn, okay?
00:35:16Don't you move from there.
00:35:17Don't you move.
00:35:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:35:21I heard a knocking.
00:35:22Hey.
00:35:23One quack.
00:35:24One quack.
00:35:26Hey.
00:35:29Here's the toilet is all.
00:35:32Dan, like y'all like it, ready for you.
00:35:35No little sprinklers on it or anything.
00:35:38It's just waiting for you to come and do your thing.
00:35:40Dad, I don't need adult supervision.
00:35:46Somebody get this thing off me.
00:35:50Get this thing off me.
00:35:51Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:35:52Hey, take it easy.
00:35:54Don't get it.
00:35:58Night, Dad.
00:35:59Oh, good night.
00:36:00Night, honey.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04What you almost made happen?
00:36:06Let's go.
00:36:06Let's go.
00:36:06What I almost made happen.
00:36:08What did I do?
00:36:09Let's do it.
00:36:09Beep, beep.
00:36:10Oh, no.
00:36:10Where the sheep?
00:36:12Not these ones.
00:36:13Hold, hold, hold.
00:36:13What are you doing?
00:36:14Where are you going?
00:36:14Hooks out.
00:36:15Hooks out.
00:36:15Top dog.
00:36:16Sorry.
00:36:16Sorry, I'm late.
00:36:17I'm late.
00:36:17Good evening, doctor.
00:36:19Oh, no, no.
00:36:20No, you're going to have to take your fat ass back.
00:36:22No, I don't.
00:36:24Oh, my God.
00:36:25What a zoo.
00:36:25Hmm.
00:36:26Obviously not a kosher establishment.
00:36:27Everybody just...
00:36:28All right.
00:36:28Where are the chicks?
00:36:29Oh, I'm cool.
00:36:30What's going on?
00:36:48What is all this?
00:36:51I don't know.
00:36:52You know, tell a friend.
00:36:54Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, doc.
00:36:57Our butts hurt.
00:37:00Okay, let's do this.
00:37:02Watch your droppings.
00:37:03Tonight, this is the house of love.
00:37:06East coast, west coast.
00:37:07Let's unite in Brooklyn and the house.
00:37:10This should take care of the inflammation.
00:37:11The only problem is who you're going to get to wipe it on for.
00:37:14Does Brad Pitt need a goat?
00:37:16It's not really something you should be ashamed of.
00:37:18It happens to most men occasionally.
00:37:20Probably under a lot of pressure.
00:37:21He's not under pressure.
00:37:23He's not attracted to me because I'm just a pigeon.
00:37:26He's a self-hating pigeon.
00:37:28Oh, that is not true.
00:37:29Ask him what he does all day.
00:37:31Go ahead, ask him.
00:37:32I sit in a tree by myself.
00:37:34It's because he's too good to eat with the rest of us when the old people feed us in the park.
00:37:38Can I say something?
00:37:39And the way he stares at a robin's breast, it's enough to make you sick.
00:37:43They're orange.
00:37:44I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.
00:37:46They're orange.
00:37:46You're not a robin.
00:37:47You're not a dove or a hawk.
00:37:49You're a pigeon and I'm a pigeon.
00:37:50And I've been sitting on a nest with three eggs and they're going to be pigeons too.
00:37:55But may I ask you something?
00:37:57If I turn this way, don't I look a little like a blue jay?
00:38:00The problem with your equilibrium might be due to any ear infection.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:04Oh.
00:38:06Or maybe due to this.
00:38:07I'm a social drinker.
00:38:10Very social.
00:38:12Stand up.
00:38:13Stand up.
00:38:14Let me see you touch your nose and raise your leg.
00:38:16Nose?
00:38:17Leg.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:21Oh, no.
00:38:22I think you're wasted.
00:38:23What?
00:38:23Let me see you walk this line.
00:38:24Oh, my goodness.
00:38:26Oh, la, la.
00:38:29You have a drinking problem and I suggest that you stop drinking because I think you might
00:38:34be an alcoholic.
00:38:35Really?
00:38:35Nobody likes a drunk monkey.
00:38:37Sorry.
00:38:38What you're suffering from is called obsessive compulsive behavior.
00:38:42Throw the ball.
00:38:42Throw the ball.
00:38:43Throw the ball.
00:38:43If ever you want the ball, I want you to think about something else.
00:38:46Just don't say anything more.
00:38:47Don't throw the ball.
00:38:48Can you relax your mind?
00:38:50This is the way it works.
00:38:50You're the person.
00:38:51You throw the ball.
00:38:52I'm the dog.
00:38:53I get it.
00:38:53Simple as that.
00:38:54Oh, look at you going.
00:38:55I swear.
00:38:56I'll pee on your car.
00:38:57Please.
00:38:57It's very irritating, this ball thing.
00:38:59Please.
00:38:59Please.
00:38:59Shut up and throw the ball.
00:39:01Am I alone here?
00:39:02Am I all by myself?
00:39:04Am I in another universe?
00:39:06Throw the damn ball.
00:39:07You can't save them all, Hasselhoff.
00:39:18Hey, is there a doctor in the house?
00:39:22Right up here above your head.
00:39:23Hey, doc.
00:39:24Look, they're going to kick me off the forest.
00:39:26I'm as blind as a bat.
00:39:27What do you say?
00:39:28Can you help me?
00:39:28Okay, just give me a minute, all right?
00:39:30All right.
00:39:31You can be quiet.
00:39:31Sorry.
00:39:32Tell me what you think of these.
00:39:38Holy road, apples.
00:39:39I can see.
00:39:40No desk job for me.
00:39:42Thanks a million, doc.
00:39:43You are most welcome.
00:39:45This is going to be great.
00:39:46I'll make lieutenant.
00:39:47Nothing can stop me.
00:39:48Nothing.
00:39:49Oh, look at that.
00:39:50A donut shop.
00:39:51What?
00:39:51What a night.
00:39:52I mean, all those animals.
00:39:53You know what?
00:39:54I bet you it's just the tip of the iceberg, and word gets around what's going on.
00:39:57The doctor, you must help us quick.
00:39:59What happened?
00:39:59What are you talking about?
00:40:00It is all my fault.
00:40:01I should not have let him out.
00:40:03Hey, hey, all right.
00:40:03Now calm down, sir.
00:40:04It's circus tiger.
00:40:04He will jump.
00:40:05Didn't I tell you you should stop drinking?
00:40:07Oh, drinking?
00:40:07I give it up.
00:40:08That's better.
00:40:09Come on, let's go.
00:40:10Wait for me.
00:40:10You don't know where it is.
00:40:12And now on the day I end it all, I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady, my rhinestone
00:40:18collar, and my wet dry shaver.
00:40:20I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing.
00:40:22It's too late for you, Jack.
00:40:24You're a short...
00:40:24Hey, get out of there.
00:40:26You're right in my landing space.
00:40:28Man.
00:40:28See if you're lying on your feet, roadkill.
00:40:30Why don't you blood-sucking vermin take a break, all right?
00:40:33Mmm, blood-sucking.
00:40:35Look out below.
00:40:36You're lucky.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:37Come on, what?
00:40:38Come on.
00:40:39We got to go up there.
00:40:39Are you crazy?
00:40:41That's a tiger.
00:40:42I'm jumping now.
00:40:43Oh, you come on.
00:40:44Don't try and stop me.
00:40:45Coming right up.
00:40:46One order of men.
00:40:48Side of dog.
00:40:49Oh, I need a drink.
00:40:52Goodbye, cruel world.
00:40:54Oh, no.
00:40:55I just remembered.
00:40:56I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon.
00:40:59One of the few animals that enjoy that kind of thing.
00:41:02Hi.
00:41:03Hey, who are you?
00:41:05I'm Doolittle.
00:41:06Yeah, well, get out of here.
00:41:07I'm in a lot of pain, and I'm going to jump.
00:41:09Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:10Take it easy now.
00:41:11Listen, I'm a doctor.
00:41:12Maybe I can help you.
00:41:13I don't need a doctor.
00:41:15I need a miracle.
00:41:16I'm a train wreck.
00:41:18I have headaches, nausea.
00:41:20The worst thing is this double vision.
00:41:22Oh, what's the use?
00:41:24It's not like anybody cares about tigers anyway, you know?
00:41:27Stop you being silly.
00:41:28Listen, there have been lots and lots and lots of lovable tigers.
00:41:30Yeah?
00:41:31Name one.
00:41:34How about Tony?
00:41:36Tony the serial tiger?
00:41:38What?
00:41:38I didn't hear you come up with anything.
00:41:41Oh, remember that song, Eye of the Tiger, from Rocky III?
00:41:45It's the eye of the tiger.
00:41:47It's the...
00:41:47That one from Rocky III, where Rocky was fighting Mr. T, couldn't beat Mr. T.
00:41:53Then Apollo Creed played Eye of the Tiger for him.
00:41:55He went back and beat the snot out of Mr. T because of Eye of the Tiger, because of that song.
00:41:59It moved him inside.
00:42:01Not Eye of the Moose, not Eye of the Bull, Eye of the Tiger.
00:42:04That's it.
00:42:05I'm jumping.
00:42:06No, no, no, don't jump.
00:42:06Jump, jump, you big pussy.
00:42:08Come on, you little scaredy cat.
00:42:10I'll catch you.
00:42:11Not.
00:42:12Didn't I say, take a break?
00:42:14Ah!
00:42:15All right, Doc.
00:42:16Then you jump.
00:42:18Why do you want to help me?
00:42:20Because I'm the only one who can.
00:42:22I don't know, maybe it's my destiny.
00:42:23And maybe it's your destiny to be the one tiger that everybody remembers.
00:42:26Why else would I be here talking to you?
00:42:28Because the drunk monkey can't keep his mouth shut.
00:42:32Are you going to let me help you?
00:42:33What if you can't?
00:42:36If I can't help you, then you can eat me and Lucky.
00:42:39Yeah, or just him.
00:42:40Really.
00:42:42Will you take me back to the circus?
00:42:43I will take you back to the circus.
00:42:45All right.
00:42:46But don't think I wasn't going to jump, because I was.
00:42:49I sure hope you're a better doctor than you are a singer.
00:42:53Good job, Doc.
00:42:55Although, you've got to admit, you know, seeing a tiger jump five stories would have been really,
00:42:58really cool.
00:42:59I heard that.
00:43:02Hey, Dr. D.
00:43:03Johnny D.
00:43:04Three o'clock, CalNet.
00:43:06Meeting to go over the agreement.
00:43:07You're going to be there?
00:43:07You're not going to believe what I got for us, buddy.
00:43:09Corporate cars.
00:43:10Every two years.
00:43:12What's going on?
00:43:12Why aren't you paying attention to me?
00:43:14Atlas at Feline Anatomy for Veterinarians.
00:43:16But, John, we treat humans at our practice.
00:43:19Hey, Mark, sit down a second.
00:43:21Just a minute.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:24Do you remember when we first started out?
00:43:26We had those little crummy offices in the worst neighborhood in town, and we got paid
00:43:30almost no money.
00:43:31I've blocked it out.
00:43:32Have you really?
00:43:33I guess so, yeah.
00:43:35Those were the most exciting times to me, you know?
00:43:37It was like you couldn't wait to come to work because you felt like you were making a difference,
00:43:41you know?
00:43:41And last night, I had to treat some emergencies.
00:43:45And I was challenged, and it was difficult, and I kind of, I got the same kind of rush
00:43:50I had back then.
00:43:51I felt like I was doing something, you know?
00:43:53I felt like I was making a difference, and I started thinking that maybe here, I'm not
00:43:57giving my patients the right amount of attention.
00:44:02John, do me a favor.
00:44:02Don't ever confide in me, okay?
00:44:04I'm utterly useless in these areas.
00:44:05I'm a very self-absorbed man.
00:44:06You want to get Gene in here?
00:44:08Let's get Gino in here.
00:44:08Hey, Gino.
00:44:09Hey, Mark.
00:44:09Gene, get in here.
00:44:10You did your job just by pretending you were listening for 30 seconds.
00:44:13It was very helpful to me.
00:44:15Anytime.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:18CalNet, three o'clock.
00:44:19Three o'clock sharp.
00:44:21CalNet.
00:44:30This is Dr. Fish.
00:44:32Hello, is this the author of Feline Illnesses and Diseases?
00:44:35Yes, it is.
00:44:36You've read my book?
00:44:37Have I read your book?
00:44:39Guys, sleep with your book next to my bed.
00:44:40It's my Bible.
00:44:42Well, some people consider it the definitive work on cats, but, uh, Bible, uh, I, I, well,
00:44:50no, I can, I can see your point.
00:44:53Dr. Fish, I have a very, very sick, very, very big cat, and I'm concerned that it might
00:44:59be something really serious, because his vision's impaired, and he seems to be in a lot of pain.
00:45:04Well, unfortunately, if it is in the head, there's only two options.
00:45:08One is surgery, and the other is, uh, putting it down.
00:45:11I have no idea how I'm going to do this.
00:45:16I'm going to try to take care of you.
00:45:19I promise.
00:45:20Just hurry back.
00:45:22Every minute you're gone, I'm one minute closer to death.
00:45:25I just might hang myself by my underpants.
00:45:28I can get underpants.
00:45:31Not really.
00:45:32He blew off the Callaway meeting.
00:45:34I don't care about that.
00:45:35I just, I need to speak with John.
00:45:38Listen, you wouldn't believe what's going on here.
00:45:40Oh, Doc, Doc!
00:45:47Help me.
00:45:47You gotta help me.
00:45:48He's dead.
00:45:48He's laying there dead.
00:45:49You gotta help me.
00:45:51He's not dead.
00:45:53Oh, no, no, don't go, buddy, old pal, friend of mine.
00:45:55You gotta help him.
00:45:56Oh, really?
00:45:57Why is that?
00:45:58Why?
00:45:58Because, because, because you're the man.
00:46:00You're the man.
00:46:01Oh, I'm the man now.
00:46:02I thought I was the guy the other day that you wanted to get bubonic.
00:46:04I ain't going thirsty like now.
00:46:06I was just kidding.
00:46:07You and I were ripping, Dr. Sirius.
00:46:09Come on.
00:46:09Goodbye, world.
00:46:12I smell flowers.
00:46:13I'm begging you.
00:46:14Don't let him die.
00:46:16Don't let my body go.
00:46:17I'm sinking fast.
00:46:20John?
00:46:21Hey, Mark, hi.
00:46:22Where the hell have you been?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Callaway, the meeting.
00:46:25Oh, I had an emergency.
00:46:26Excuse me.
00:46:26Sorry.
00:46:27Oh, excuse you.
00:46:30Oh, hang in there, brother.
00:46:31Does it hurt when I do this?
00:46:33It ain't no day at the dump.
00:46:34If he dies, I don't know what I'll do.
00:46:36You drag me outside and eat me.
00:46:38Only out of respect.
00:46:39Guys, you want to be quiet?
00:46:42I can't hear why you're talking.
00:46:43Sorry, Doc.
00:46:44John.
00:46:46Uh-oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:47He said he was suffering from severe abdominal cramps.
00:46:51He said?
00:46:52You know I wouldn't be working on this rat unless it was an emergency.
00:46:55Come take a look for yourself.
00:46:56What happened, Doc?
00:47:00I think he's gone into arrest.
00:47:01What?
00:47:01I don't feel a pulse.
00:47:02Oh, my God.
00:47:03He's a goner.
00:47:03He's a goner.
00:47:04He's not breathing.
00:47:05He's not breathing.
00:47:05Johnny.
00:47:06Hey, Mark, maybe we should shock him, huh?
00:47:08I don't know.
00:47:09The paddle's gonna be too big.
00:47:10Come on.
00:47:10We're gonna have to give him CPR.
00:47:12You know how to do CPR?
00:47:13CPR?
00:47:13I can't even spell it.
00:47:17No, I can't even.
00:47:18Look, there, Doc.
00:47:19No, Doc.
00:47:19No, Jaya.
00:47:20Oh, for God's sakes.
00:47:21You didn't even whine him or dine him, Doc.
00:47:23No, no, Doc, Doc.
00:47:24No, I think my friend would rather die.
00:47:25He'd rather die.
00:47:26No.
00:47:27No tongue, Doc.
00:47:28Eek.
00:47:30Come on.
00:47:31Oh, Doc, come on.
00:47:32Doc, do something.
00:47:32I got no pulse.
00:47:33John.
00:47:34Lisa, not now.
00:47:34I'm trying to save somebody here.
00:47:36Honey.
00:47:36Hey, Lisa, please.
00:47:40I'm hungry.
00:47:42It's a false alarm.
00:47:43A false alarm?
00:47:45There's nothing wrong with him.
00:47:45He just has gas.
00:47:46Whoa, you're telling me.
00:47:48He just had gas.
00:47:50You're back.
00:47:51He's got gas.
00:47:52I don't care if you stink.
00:47:53I love you, pal.
00:47:54Thanks, little buddy.
00:47:55I felt your presence.
00:47:58Lisa, stop looking at me like that.
00:48:06John, do a little.
00:48:10Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution?
00:48:15Number one in our medical school class.
00:48:18Not that I'm jealous, John.
00:48:20Someone had to finish first.
00:48:23Someone had to finish last, too.
00:48:27So, John, you talk to animals now, do you?
00:48:31Would you like to tell me about it?
00:48:33Or would you rather tell my friend here, Bettelheim?
00:48:36I don't need to talk to you, Cat Blaine.
00:48:38Why?
00:48:38Do you think that he would talk back to you?
00:48:41You know, he just might.
00:48:43And what would he say?
00:48:45I'd say you were a butthead.
00:48:51I really like this cat.
00:48:54He's recommending you stay here a minimum of ten days.
00:48:57You really think I need to be here for that long?
00:49:03You said that you can talk to animals.
00:49:06You know, I could really hear them.
00:49:09Hey, you can.
00:49:13You've got to believe me.
00:49:16I can't.
00:49:28Here you go.
00:49:29Your medicine.
00:49:29I can get you anything you need, you know, inside.
00:49:39I can get you saucers or coasters or anything.
00:49:42Chips or nuts, anything you need.
00:49:43I can get you anything you need.
00:49:43Hey, listen, if you have any extra medication, I can really use it.
00:49:45You know, they're not following me, are they?
00:49:46You haven't seen it.
00:49:46Whoa!
00:49:49Now, what is all this?
00:49:50This is to prove to me and the rest of the world that you can actually talk to animals.
00:49:57Now, the orangutan is attached to this brainwave monitor.
00:50:02Normally, he responds to visual stimulation.
00:50:05But, since you have got the gift of gab, you won't need pictures to make him respond, will you?
00:50:11Get acquainted, John.
00:50:15Okay, listen.
00:50:17I need your help.
00:50:18I need you to make that needle over there move.
00:50:20Because if you don't, they're going to make me stay here forever.
00:50:23Okay?
00:50:24So just make the little needle jump.
00:50:26Come on.
00:50:30I know you can hear me now, so don't play.
00:50:32This is very serious right now.
00:50:35I guess he's just not a big talker, John.
00:50:38But can you break?
00:50:39Say something, please.
00:50:52Please escort Dr. Doolittle back to his room.
00:50:56Thank you.
00:51:00Adios.
00:51:00Y muchas gracias por nada.
00:51:03Wait a minute.
00:51:03You speak Spanish?
00:51:04Yo hablo, tú hablas.
00:51:06That's why I couldn't understand.
00:51:07You think you're slinky.
00:51:08You got a monkey from south of the border.
00:51:09That's why I couldn't...
00:51:10Go.
00:51:11Turn that machine back off.
00:51:11I got it.
00:51:12Me llamo ese...
00:51:13I said, let's go.
00:51:13Me llamo, um...
00:51:14Move, me...
00:51:16Hey, ¿tu conoces Will Smith?
00:51:20I'm worried, John.
00:51:22What are you trying to fool, man?
00:51:23You're not worried about me.
00:51:24You're worried about CalNet.
00:51:25That's what you're worried about.
00:51:27John, I admit it.
00:51:29I want the money.
00:51:30I'm not ashamed of that.
00:51:32Look, here's what I want you to do for me.
00:51:35I want you to just stop barking and chirping for one day.
00:51:38Because if you do that, I'm pretty sure you can get out of here.
00:51:41That would be a really good idea, because Callaway called me, and he said that if you're not back by Friday for the press conference, it deals off.
00:51:49If you would do that for me, Johnny, I'll buy you a rat farm, and you can burp and fart those little rats till you pass out.
00:51:58But let's just get it signed.
00:52:00Okay, my shot, my shot.
00:52:09Pick it up.
00:52:10Pick the phone up, please.
00:52:12Hi, we're not here.
00:52:13Leave a message.
00:52:13Hey, hi, it's me.
00:52:19I'm really starting to miss you guys.
00:52:22I'm starting to wonder what I'm doing here, too.
00:52:26I don't know.
00:52:26Maybe you were right.
00:52:27Maybe this whole thing was just my imagination.
00:52:29Hey, honey.
00:52:30Feeling better?
00:52:31Who's this?
00:52:31I'll give you a hint.
00:52:32I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make 500 babies a year.
00:52:36Rodney, get back in your cage.
00:52:38Hey, Doc, what's up with that trap behind the fridge?
00:52:41You're trying to kill me?
00:52:42Hey, never mind that.
00:52:43You get your little furry ass back in your cage, Rodney.
00:52:45Right now.
00:52:46I don't want your droppings of...
00:52:47Bye-bye.
00:52:50My son, Rodney.
00:52:52Little hairy boy sleeps in the cage.
00:52:54I have to keep him in the cage.
00:52:55I see his hygiene problem.
00:52:58He's not coming back.
00:53:01I can't believe I fell for it.
00:53:04Oh, boy.
00:53:05I'm getting dizzy.
00:53:07Man, you don't look so good.
00:53:08Yeah, look who's talking.
00:53:09What do the three of you know?
00:53:12Uh-uh.
00:53:13I'm in bad shape.
00:53:16Ow, my head.
00:53:17What kind of a name is Ed for a horse?
00:53:20What kind of a name is Wilbur for a man?
00:53:23Peanut butter.
00:53:24That's how they got the horse to move his lips.
00:53:25They gave him peanut butter.
00:53:26In the back of the mouth.
00:53:28I disagree, sir.
00:53:29Side to side.
00:53:30Look, look, look.
00:53:31See his jaw.
00:53:31There he is.
00:53:32Yes.
00:53:33Yes.
00:53:34He's not talking.
00:53:35That's who he is.
00:53:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:37Oh, only I knew what my wife wanted.
00:53:41Uh, finish what you're talking about.
00:53:42Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:43No, no, no, full teeth.
00:53:45Full teeth.
00:53:46No, I can do that.
00:53:47Doc, out here.
00:53:49Doc, hey, over here.
00:53:50What are you doing here?
00:53:55What are you doing here?
00:53:59You're unbelievable.
00:54:00I crossed three freeways at night, no less, to come to rescue you.
00:54:04And all I get is, what are you doing here?
00:54:06This isn't a prison.
00:54:07It's a clinic.
00:54:07Look, the tiger's in bad shape.
00:54:09The tiger?
00:54:10The tiger?
00:54:10Hey, listen, forget the tiger.
00:54:12You know, you got, let me tell you something.
00:54:13I had a perfect life until you came along and started talking to me.
00:54:16Now I'm sitting here in a robe and slippers discussing Mr. Ed with these guys.
00:54:19You've ruined my life enough.
00:54:20I don't want to talk anymore.
00:54:21Just go away, just get out of here, please, go.
00:54:23This is crazy.
00:54:25Oh, I get it.
00:54:26Now it's crazy to want to save a tiger's life.
00:54:28Listen, tigers die every day.
00:54:30It's called nature.
00:54:31Let me tell you a little about nature.
00:54:33I'm a dog, and I act like a dog.
00:54:35I don't try to be anybody else.
00:54:37We are who we are, and you are a doctor who can talk to animals.
00:54:41That's who you are.
00:54:42That is not who I am.
00:54:44Stop lying to yourself.
00:54:46Didn't I tell you to get out of here?
00:54:47Get out of here.
00:54:48Go.
00:54:48Get out of here.
00:54:49Get out of here.
00:54:50Fine.
00:54:50Stop coming around here and talking to me.
00:54:52With pleasure.
00:54:53You better not come back.
00:54:55Ah!
00:54:57Bonehead.
00:54:58That's all of y'all.
00:55:00Leave me alone.
00:55:01Stop talking to me.
00:55:02Ruined his life.
00:55:03That's a laugh.
00:55:04Ah!
00:55:06Ah!
00:55:08Ah!
00:55:09Ah!
00:55:19Ah!
00:55:19Okay, Blaine, look, I want to go home.
00:55:27Oh, so soon?
00:55:28I missed the field trip to the zoo?
00:55:30Listen, I know you've always hated me since medical school.
00:55:33Listen, we are both adults.
00:55:35Now let's put that all behind us.
00:55:36We both have families, and I want to get back to my family.
00:55:38How do I do that?
00:55:40Well, it's very simple.
00:55:41Stop talking to animals, John.
00:55:44Simple.
00:55:45All right, listen, you're right.
00:55:47I made a mistake.
00:55:48Maybe it was a case of temporary insanity.
00:55:50Maybe I was working too hard.
00:55:51But whatever it was, it's over, and I don't talk to animals anymore.
00:55:55I'm not convinced.
00:55:57But we'll talk again in a month or so, okay?
00:56:01Tell you what, Blaine.
00:56:02You sign my release form, and I won't tell our fellow doctor friends about that little pink tutu you keep in your closet.
00:56:09With the thong back.
00:56:10Daddy's home.
00:56:23Daddy?
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:24Hey, Daddy.
00:56:25Hey, beautiful.
00:56:25How are you?
00:56:26Oh, I'm fine.
00:56:28Hey, baby.
00:56:29What?
00:56:31Why didn't you call me?
00:56:33I don't want to surprise you.
00:56:35Hey, why aren't you in camp, young lady?
00:56:38Mom brought her home.
00:56:40I didn't fit in.
00:56:45Well, you're just going to have to try a little harder next year.
00:56:47Come and give me a hug.
00:56:48I missed you.
00:56:50That is a baby, huh?
00:56:51Honey?
00:56:52Hmm?
00:56:52Did they know that you left?
00:56:55No, I escaped.
00:56:56Of course they know I left.
00:56:57They released me.
00:56:58They told me I was better.
00:56:58Time to come home and spend some time with my family.
00:57:01Are you not talking to me?
00:57:03You're sure you're okay?
00:57:04Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:57:06Because I got scared, you know, wondering when you were coming home.
00:57:09Well, I am back, and I'm fine, and everything's going to be just like it was in the old days.
00:57:14Okay, I know what you're doing.
00:57:16Well, two can play that game.
00:57:18I don't have to listen to you either.
00:57:19You know, honey, I was thinking maybe we should get rid of that dog.
00:57:22I ain't listening to him coming home empty-handed.
00:57:25Don't tell me there wasn't a gift shop at the Lunar Bin.
00:57:27Diane, please call down the radiology and give me the x-rays of Mr. Galvin.
00:57:32Also, check with Mrs. Rivers to see if she can switch her appointment to 315.
00:57:36I may need to call in Gene for a consultation.
00:57:38Yes, doctor.
00:57:39Gene, can you check your schedule and see if you have time for a 315 consultant?
00:57:43Sure.
00:57:44Good.
00:57:45And, Mark, just get back any of the tests on Mr. Freeman here.
00:57:47I think they're coming in this afternoon, Johnny.
00:57:50Good.
00:57:51Keep me informed, okay?
00:57:52Hey, doc, do you think I should get my beak done?
00:57:56Shh.
00:57:57Hey.
00:57:58Call somebody for maintenance and tell me to put in some permanent screens or set some traps.
00:58:03This is a doctor's office, not a zoo.
00:58:06He's back.
00:58:08We're gonna be rich.
00:58:12This is where he lives, and this is where he exercises.
00:58:17Does he do aerobics?
00:58:19Yeah, the guinea pig aerobics.
00:58:21Hey, hey, hey, put that thing away.
00:58:25We don't have time.
00:58:25You're gonna get your dress dirty.
00:58:26Pop, will you help out, please?
00:58:27I can't be late for this thing.
00:58:29But Rodney wants to come.
00:58:30Absolutely not.
00:58:31Rodney cannot come.
00:58:32This is a press conference for people.
00:58:33No animals allowed.
00:58:34No Rodney.
00:58:34No way.
00:58:35Why don't you tell him he can't come, then?
00:58:36He'll listen to you.
00:58:38No, I'm not going to tell him he can't come.
00:58:43Help out.
00:58:47Come on, Pop.
00:58:49Can I tell you a secret?
00:58:50Yes.
00:58:53When Mommy called and told me what happened to Daddy, I wasn't afraid.
00:58:57I was happy because I believed that he can talk to animals.
00:59:01Because I wanted Dad to be weird, like me.
00:59:04Is that wrong?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06No, it's not wrong.
00:59:07It's just, sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
00:59:11Honey.
00:59:12He loves you.
00:59:13I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me.
00:59:18And I really want him to.
00:59:21I'm going to try to do things his way, Grandpa.
00:59:23Don't stop doing stupid experiments.
00:59:30No, Maia.
00:59:33Don't stop your experiments.
00:59:36Sometimes, Daddies are the ones who need to change.
00:59:41Let me park this car.
00:59:55All right.
00:59:56Come on, girls.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:59Maia.
01:00:00Let me talk to you a second.
01:00:02Keep me in there in a second.
01:00:03Okay.
01:00:03Hey, listen.
01:00:08I don't think your egg is a stupid idea.
01:00:10I think it's kind of cool.
01:00:11You do?
01:00:12Yes, I do.
01:00:13You have curiosity and you got a lot of good ideas,
01:00:15and that's what makes you special.
01:00:17You mean weird.
01:00:18No, I didn't say weird.
01:00:19It's special.
01:00:21And, you know, being weird is not such a bad thing.
01:00:23A lot of the greatest people in history were considered weird
01:00:25when they came on the scene, you know.
01:00:27Like who?
01:00:28Lots of people.
01:00:29Albert Einstein.
01:00:30When he showed up with his crazy hair,
01:00:32people thought he was weird.
01:00:33You know, a guy that's smart that was weird to people.
01:00:36And Muhammad Ali, when he showed up on the scene,
01:00:38saying what Rowdy was going to knock out people in
01:00:39and screaming, I'm the greatest.
01:00:40People thought that was strange, you know.
01:00:42Kind of weird.
01:00:43Super weird.
01:00:44And Jonah Vark, she heard voices.
01:00:46Like you, Dad?
01:00:49Yeah, like me.
01:00:52Listen, this is what I'm trying to tell you.
01:00:54No matter what happens,
01:00:56you be who you are,
01:00:58and you love who you are.
01:01:01Because I love you.
01:01:03Let me kiss you.
01:01:09Yes.
01:01:10You know, Dad, you're a great person.
01:01:12Oh, thank you.
01:01:13And a weird one, too.
01:01:16You, Dad.
01:01:17Okay.
01:01:17That was beautiful, man.
01:01:31Hey, Lucky, what are you doing here?
01:01:34Do you have a tissue?
01:01:35Yes, I do.
01:01:36Right in the back, in that pocket over there.
01:01:39Hey, listen.
01:01:40I'm sorry I ignored you back at the house.
01:01:42You were the one who said be who you are, and you were right.
01:01:49You put me back in touch with a part of me that I'd forgotten years ago, Lucky.
01:01:52Can you take it easy for a second?
01:01:56I'm trying to say something.
01:01:58Well, then just say it.
01:01:59I'm trying to say it.
01:02:01What do you think I'm trying to say?
01:02:03I love you, Lucky.
01:02:04Oh, no, no.
01:02:05That's not what I'm trying to say to you.
01:02:06Oh, yes, it is.
01:02:07That is not what I'm trying to tell you.
01:02:09Oh, come on.
01:02:10Deep down inside, that's exactly what you want to say.
01:02:13Come on, now.
01:02:14You'll feel a lot better.
01:02:15Come on.
01:02:16Let it out.
01:02:17Go ahead.
01:02:18You know it.
01:02:19I know it.
01:02:19I love you.
01:02:21You love me?
01:02:23I'm going to need another tissue.
01:02:25Where are we off to?
01:02:27We are off to ruin my life.
01:02:31Wake up.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:35Hey, Doc.
01:02:37You came back.
01:02:38You need help.
01:02:39I want to take you to get some tests.
01:02:41Tests?
01:02:42That's good, right?
01:02:43Tests?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:45Oh.
01:02:47I hate these stairs.
01:02:49Take good care of them, Doc.
01:02:51He's our star.
01:02:52You'll be okay.
01:02:55Come on, get in.
01:02:58Wait a minute.
01:03:00The dog gets to ride up front.
01:03:02Hey, could you stop looking at me like I'm a side dish?
01:03:04Oh, don't flatter yourself.
01:03:06Hey, you two guys, shut up.
01:03:07Quiet.
01:03:08Hey, look.
01:03:09Jerry.
01:03:10Did you tip your voice down?
01:03:11He's a big fan.
01:03:12Hey, Jerry.
01:03:13How you doing, dude?
01:03:15Just going for some tests.
01:03:17Hey, hey.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19I told you they'd get away.
01:03:24No thanks to you.
01:03:25No thanks to me?
01:03:27Three armed guards versus a pigeon?
01:03:29That's a fair fight.
01:03:32He's not at home, and he's not answering his page.
01:03:35He's starting to get worried.
01:03:37Mom.
01:03:38Yes?
01:03:38Guess who Maya brought to the party.
01:03:42Robbie.
01:03:43Oh, Robbie.
01:03:44There you are.
01:03:45Ronnie.
01:03:46Oh, man.
01:03:46Where the hell is Doolittle?
01:03:48You know, I just talked to him.
01:03:50He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child.
01:03:53You know, that is so, John.
01:03:54It's so typical of the man who just, he just cares.
01:03:57Weller, take your lips off my butt long enough to hear what I'm going to say.
01:04:02Hey, if Doolittle's not here in ten minutes, I'm pulling the plug.
01:04:09You're really not going to have to do that.
01:04:10He's at the orphanage, sir, and he's going to be here in five minutes.
01:04:13I hope so.
01:04:14Yeah, he really will be.
01:04:15He's going to be here in five minutes.
01:04:17Peace.
01:04:18Aw, hey.
01:04:20Where's the kitchen at?
01:04:22I've got to get in here.
01:04:23Where's the food?
01:04:26Rodney?
01:04:27Uh-oh.
01:04:28She's coming to get me.
01:04:30Rodney?
01:04:35Rodney?
01:04:39Rodney?
01:04:40Who's Rodney?
01:04:41Sorry.
01:04:44Rodney?
01:04:45This ain't no kitchen.
01:04:50Smell bad.
01:04:51Must be cooking chitlins.
01:04:56Hey, what's this for?
01:04:59What are you fucking saying?
01:05:02I'm going to help you.
01:05:03Hey, what's that for?
01:05:08I can't swim.
01:05:09I can't swim.
01:05:14Yes!
01:05:15Sell!
01:05:21Where you going?
01:05:22Get me out of here!
01:05:24Hey!
01:05:27Somebody get the lights and black number.
01:05:30I have just been violated.
01:05:33Oh!
01:05:34Oh!
01:05:34Oh!
01:05:39Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:06:09C'est parti !
01:06:39C'est parti !
01:07:09C'est parti !
01:07:39C'est parti !
01:08:09C'est parti !
01:09:09C'est parti !
01:09:39And thank you all for being so patient.
01:09:43As you all know, the practice of medicine and the business of medicine have been undergoing very big changes in this country.
01:09:52We at CalNet strive to be at the forefront of these changes.
01:09:55That is why I'm proud to announce the acquisition of one of San Francisco...
01:10:00C'est parti !
01:10:06C'est parti !
01:10:11C'est parti !
01:10:17C'est parti !
01:10:18C'est parti !
01:10:23C'est parti !
01:10:28C'est parti !
01:10:34C'est parti !
01:10:39C'est parti !
01:10:40C'est parti !
01:10:45C'est parti !
01:10:51C'est parti !
01:10:51C'est parti !
01:10:52C'est parti !
01:10:52C'est parti !
01:10:53C'est parti !
01:10:54C'est parti !
01:10:54C'est parti !
01:10:55C'est parti !
01:10:56C'est parti !
01:10:57C'est parti !
01:10:58C'est parti !
01:10:59C'est parti !
01:11:00C'est parti !
01:11:00Fordaacar powcreat Ask
01:11:01C'est parti !
01:11:01C'est parti !
01:11:02C'est parti !
01:11:05De coups !
01:11:06C'est parti !
01:11:08C'est parti !
01:11:08C'est partie !
01:11:09C'est parti !
01:11:10What the hell is this ?
01:11:13C'est parti !
01:11:14One, two, three, four !
01:11:16You ain't getting through the story !
01:11:17nichtτό peu !
01:11:19C'est parti !
01:11:20Mglauf nanoiez !
01:11:22Bir is murder !
01:11:23Free Willy !
01:11:25Pigs go home !
01:11:26Pigs go home !
01:11:28PIGS GO HOME !
01:11:30Non, non, pas vous, le police !
01:11:32Wow, c'est génial !
01:11:34Vous êtes OK ?
01:11:36Le mec est venu très dur, mais...
01:11:38vous êtes en train de serrage.
01:11:40Oh, j'ai tellement de calme !
01:11:42Je vais vous donner un local.
01:11:44Ce n'est pas grave.
01:11:46Je me sens un petit peu de pression,
01:11:48un petit peu de pression,
01:11:50c'est tout.
01:11:52OK ?
01:11:54Il ne peut pas faire ça.
01:11:58Il pense qu'il peut parler à des animaux.
01:12:00Il peut parler à des animaux.
01:12:02Il peut parler à des animaux.
01:12:04Il allait à quand il était jeune.
01:12:06Je ne savais pas quoi faire.
01:12:08Qu'est-ce que tu disais, Dad ?
01:12:10Je pensais que c'était un handicap.
01:12:12Mais c'est un cadeau, Lisa.
01:12:14Tu crois-tu ?
01:12:16C'est pour toi-même.
01:12:18C'est un handicap.
01:12:20Je ne sais pas si tu as l'alertes.
01:12:22Tu sais si tu as l'alertes.
01:12:24Si tu as l'alertes dans ta poids ou dans ta droite.
01:12:26J'ai jamais fait cette operation ?
01:12:28Oui, oui.
01:12:30Oui, en médicale.
01:12:32Mais c'était un cadeau.
01:12:34Mais ma professeur me a fait un bon travail
01:12:36que si mon patient était mort,
01:12:38il aurait été de l'alertes.
01:12:40C'est très confortant, Doc.
01:12:42C'est comme ça.
01:12:44C'est comme ça.
01:12:46C'est comme ça.
01:12:48C'est comme ça.
01:12:50C'est comme ça.
01:12:51C'est un magnifique sight.
01:12:52C'est une collection d'animaux
01:12:54qui auparavant
01:12:55a fait que nous auparons
01:12:56à la fin de l'alertes
01:12:57de l'alertes.
01:12:58C'est, apparemment,
01:13:00où l'alertes de l'alertes.
01:13:02OK, c'est ouvert.
01:13:03Jean, l'irrigue, s'il vous plaît.
01:13:10All right, Jake.
01:13:11So, be alert.
01:13:12Tell me if you feel anything.
01:13:13Anything at all.
01:13:14You feel anything now?
01:13:15No.
01:13:16Just the same old pain.
01:13:19How about now?
01:13:20You feeling any numbness at all?
01:13:24I can't.
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:27Just relax and listen to the sound of my voice, OK?
01:13:30I'm scared.
01:13:31Don't be scared.
01:13:32I'm not gonna let you go.
01:13:34John?
01:13:38What did he say?
01:13:40He says he's a little scared.
01:13:41He says he's a little scared.
01:13:43I don't know.
01:13:44He doesn't want to take it.
01:13:45He walks out.
01:13:46He's a little scared.
01:13:47I'm scared.
01:13:48Wow.
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