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00:00Wipe that fucking look off your face before I do it for you.
00:07Take off that jacket.
00:11Did you hear what I just said? Take off that jacket.
00:14Come on, just take the fucking jacket off. I'm serious.
00:17Happy now? Now fucking drive.
00:20Put this on.
00:23Okay.
00:26You're all wet, okay?
00:31Why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere.
00:36No, you wouldn't want Sam finding out why you have a cold, right?
00:40Oh, I should not have let this idiot know that Sam is my brother.
00:44Okay, would you just listen for one sec?
00:56Hey, no, no, no, no. Listen, you know, I had a reason for hitting him, okay?
00:59It wasn't like he said.
01:00Whatever. Go be with Rosalie, okay? I'm done with this. I'm done with you.
01:05Just pretend like we never fucking met, okay? Pretend like we don't know each other.
01:10Okay, first off, what the fuck does this have to do with Rosalie? And what do you mean? Let's pretend like we don't know each other.
01:14What the fuck did she say to you?
01:15She told me everything. Bye.
01:18Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing? Huh? What do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you.
01:22You don't have to talk to me anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:26No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up. You're being a fucking...
01:29You're done. You're done.
01:30Hold me down. Stop.
01:32You should've worn my jacket.
01:37Hold me down.
01:40What the fuck did Rosalie tell you?
01:54No, tell me because I want to understand, okay? Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
02:00I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison. God, you fucking bastard, huh? What's that about?
02:06Endure? Yes.
02:07I didn't ask you to come, okay? You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
02:15What? Get the fuck away from me.
02:18You're jealous. You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking terrible.
02:22I don't care what relationship you two have. I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay? I'm done with this shit. I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
02:32So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
02:37What did he just say?
02:38Yes, Rosalie's my sister.
02:41Endure's flash, firecracker. Not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting. Even for me, okay?
02:46God, don't look like that, alright? And don't act like you're not jealous, okay? Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
02:56Jake, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy. There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister! It's you!
03:03You need every single stupid fight every time that I push your buttons. It's because I can't get you out of my head.
03:10You're stubborn. You're inferior. You're everything that I want. I just want you.
03:18You're not playing with me.
03:22If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:33You don't believe me.
03:35You're, you don't believe me.
03:38Thank you, bro.
03:39My pleasure.
03:43I just wanna be here.
03:48What's your thing?
03:49You're right.
03:51You're right.
03:52You're nice.
03:54I'm good at him.
03:56I'm good at him.
03:58I'm good at him.
03:59You're mine.
04:00You're mine.
04:03You're mine.
04:08Good morning.
04:13Good morning.
04:25So when are we going to tell everybody?
04:30That we're together and that you're mine?
04:34You're insane.
04:37No, I'm not.
04:38Sam finds out, I'm dead.
04:41You're probably going to get kicked off the hockey game
04:44if he doesn't break your kneecap first.
04:46Who the fuck are we talking about, Sam?
04:48No, seriously, so what?
04:50So I'm good enough for this, but I'm not good enough to call you mine?
04:54What am I, your fuck buddy?
04:55I don't think so.
04:57Grow up.
04:58If Sam finds out, I'm dead.
05:01So keep this a secret, okay?
05:04Wow, so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman.
05:07Fuck.
05:10Okay, I'm going to work.
05:11Okay, and I'm going to walk you there.
05:12We shouldn't have come in here together.
05:20What if Sam sees us?
05:22God, I shouldn't be so scared of Sam.
05:25I think it's like a TV show.
05:26I think it's like a TV show.
05:27I don't know how much is it.
05:30I'll get you.
05:31I don't know.
05:31I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:33All right, Xavier.
05:47I'm going to save some stamina for the ice.
05:49Keep this up, you're going to be dead by the time you're 30.
05:51Yeah, it'd be worth it, and I'd die happy.
05:55What is this?
05:56You know the rules.
05:57No randoms in the dorms during training.
06:00Oh, trust me, man.
06:01She's not random.
06:03What the hell was that?
06:05No, it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky.
06:07I don't know anything about that.
06:08Not everybody's a goody-two-shoe-lucky sister.
06:10Of course.
06:11Jenny's classy.
06:13And this one looks like she, uh, might stab him.
06:21Are you serious?
06:23You just mentioned me in front of Sam?
06:25Yeah, you met me.
06:30Yes, I have to.
06:32It's my job.
06:34Jenny!
06:35Pants are running into you!
06:36With, uh, him.
06:43Listen to me, Jenny.
06:45Now hang around with this guy.
06:46It's bad news.
06:47Funny.
06:48That's exactly what Sam said about you.
06:50Jenny, about last night,
06:52an emergency board meeting kept me from picking you up.
06:54I wanted to apologize properly.
06:56What is this, huh?
07:00Two hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
07:03Flowers with the price hang on them.
07:05Real classy move.
07:06I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms.
07:09I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return because
07:12you get rejected to fucking often.
07:15Jenny, you're smart.
07:17The only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs.
07:21I can up the door for you.
07:24Real opportunities.
07:26Yeah, don't listen to this prick.
07:27Let's go.
07:28Joyce has changed, Jenny.
07:29Especially when better ones come along.
07:31Why don't you take your fucking hand up?
07:32What are you gonna do?
07:33You're gonna smash me in the ground.
07:34I'm gonna smash me in the ground.
07:35I'm gonna do it in some ways.
07:36You suck!
07:37Let go of me!
07:38I'm not going with either of you!
07:40Mr. Vance, it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with an intern.
07:45That's not my job.
07:51The whole Monopoly money thing didn't work, did it?
07:53She'll come around.
07:55Everybody has their price.
07:56Why don't you listen here, you little trust fund brat?
07:58This whole I can buy whatever I want thing, keep it away from Jenny.
08:02She's a human being.
08:03There's something I know so that you can bid on.
08:13Jenny!
08:14Where were you last night?
08:17I went by your room.
08:18I couldn't find you.
08:19I was pulling an all-nighter.
08:21You know, my schedule doesn't make itself.
08:24Oh, I heard about Harrison trying to reveal his investment stuff.
08:29That guy's a shark, okay?
08:30Don't let him drag you into his mess.
08:33Okay.
08:35I have a solo mattress in here to set.
08:38See you around, okay?
08:39See ya.
08:40See ya.
08:58Go!
08:59Go, go, go!
09:13Oh, God!
09:15Oh, yeah, gotcha!
09:17Joe, you alright?
09:19Oh, shit!
09:21Oh!
09:29Oh, my God!
09:33Hey!
09:35Hi!
09:37You gonna tell me who you were voting for?
09:41Me or Sam?
09:43Shut up.
09:45Shut up.
09:47I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
09:51I'm really sorry.
09:53I want you to get hurt.
09:55Okay.
09:57Are you serious?
09:59Give me a kiss.
10:01You're hurt right now.
10:03All I even care about is-
10:05I'm in pain.
10:07I'm hurting.
10:09I'm alone.
10:11Nobody loves me.
10:13No one wants to give me a kiss.
10:15Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
10:17What the fuck is that saying?
10:19Oh, shit.
10:21I need to hide.
10:23What do I do?
10:25Hurry up, hurry up.
10:27Are you working off in there?
10:29Come on.
10:35What's up?
10:37Good.
10:39That hit was harder than I meant it to be.
10:41Yeah, man.
10:42It was a good hit.
10:44I think I'm dying.
10:47Might never play again.
10:48It's okay.
10:49You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
10:51I'm not an apology.
10:53Just team rules.
10:55You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
10:59What, she eats my signal bar or something like that?
11:03I could use a kiss.
11:04Yeah, you wish.
11:05Yeah.
11:06It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
11:08No, I'm okay.
11:09I have my own way of recovering.
11:10You know what I mean?
11:11No.
11:12She's giving a break with you.
11:13She's giving a break with you.
11:15You asshole.
11:16Where do you even find these girls, man?
11:18Yeah.
11:19They're around.
11:20You know what?
11:21I shouldn't even come.
11:22Unbelievable.
11:23He's a guy.
11:25He's a good hit.
11:26Uh-huh.
11:27What the fuck?
11:28Damn, firecracker.
11:29That was way too much.
11:30I just saved you.
11:31And I think I deserve a reward.
11:32Well, what is that?
11:33Why don't you come over tonight and, uh, help me take a bath?
11:36No.
11:37Come on.
11:38Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
11:40No.
11:41Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
11:42No.
11:43Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
11:45No.
11:46No.
11:47No.
11:48No.
11:49No.
11:50No.
11:51No.
11:52No.
11:53No.
11:54No.
11:55No.
11:56You can do the rest yourself.
12:13I think I need more help.
12:26Until I own
12:28I'm so bad for you
12:49I'm so bad for you
12:52Cause I can't be
12:54You're not the one
12:55I can't be
12:57You're not the one
13:00Jenny was still like
13:01Let me see you should be here maybe
13:02Shit, shit, shit
13:09It's him
13:09Hi, hi, hi
13:16Are you okay?
13:19You sound a little weird
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:23I'm good, I'm sorry
13:25I just woke up
13:27Are you sure?
13:28I'll come check right now
13:29I'm good, I'm good
13:33I'm sorry
13:34I'm still really tired
13:35Right, well
13:38Don't sleep in too long
13:41Okay
13:42Okay, I'll see you later
13:45Shut up
13:48You tell her I should buy
13:49No
13:50It's fine now
13:53Okay
13:55Look at you
13:56Look at you
14:02Hey, listen
14:04I got a hell out of town for a couple of days
14:06I got this family thing
14:08But it's nothing
14:09Listen to me
14:10I want you to stay away from here
14:19Some while I'm gone
14:19That fucker is desperate
14:21Okay
14:24Okay
14:25Okay
14:26Okay
14:26Blushing over something, Jenny?
14:43Let's see
14:44Give that back
14:45Oh
14:46Xavier's taste is so cheap
14:48We could have something real together
14:51One weekend with me
14:52And I will double the team's investment
14:54Guarantee Sam's fought in the playoffs
14:57Threatening me?
15:00Hey, fuck you!
15:01Oh, no
15:02Help!
15:03Help!
15:04Help!
15:05Help!
15:06Help!
15:07Help!
15:08Help!
15:09Help!
15:10Help!
15:11Jenny
15:12Nobody cares
15:13Don't you know
15:14They'll just think
15:15We're in love
15:15Oh
15:16Get off of me!
15:17Stop!
15:18Scream all you want
15:24Let's give that bitch something to you see us
15:28So Xavier can see
15:30Somebody help me
15:32Help!
15:33Somebody help me
15:34Help!
15:35Somebody help me
15:36Help!
15:37Jenny!
15:38Oh
15:39Oh
15:40Hey
15:41Motherfucker
15:42You
15:43Breathe
15:45Never again
15:46And I will end you
15:48It's not over, sweetheart
15:53Go over, sweetheart
15:54Go over
16:01Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick
16:03Jenny, maybe quit this game
16:05I can't
16:06Jenny, listen
16:07Harrison is our biggest investor
16:10He will come back
16:12I'll come back
16:13I'll make you home
16:14I'll make you home
16:15I'll make you home
16:16I'll make you home
16:17I'll make you home
16:18It's about damn time you showed up
16:32I'm thinking
16:34What do you gotta do
16:36To settle down
16:37Get yourself a proper wife
16:39Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass
16:43With a broken wrist
16:45In an old folks home
16:47Please, Dad
16:48The only settling down Xavier does
16:49Is collapsing into bed after a long night
16:50Well, I found someone
16:51Wait, you're serious?
16:52Yes, I am
16:53Who?
16:54Little Jenny?
16:55God
16:56You know what?
16:57Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment
16:58I'll bring it to you
16:59Deal
17:00Cheers, Pops
17:06Go out of my room
17:27Go out of my room
17:28Jenny? Jenny, where are you right now?
17:56Jenny.
17:58You saw love.
18:05I saw love.
18:08You don't mean Harrison. We didn't.
18:12I know. Harrison is done. I promise.
18:16Hey, get off of me
18:34Come on, you don't want to do this
18:36You know I probably got money
18:46I know that Sam paid you a visit
18:54But I'm not the same
18:57I'm playing by a different set of rules
18:59And I'm fucking ruthless
19:01Go in your journey again
19:04And I will mail your fingers to your family
19:07I swear
19:08I'll make you pay
19:16Big news
19:22Thanks to Moe Cavaliers
19:23I'll be fucking for the season
19:25Yes
19:30Yes
19:31Xavier is our new lead sponsor
19:35Yeah
19:36Oh
19:37Oh
19:38Oh
19:39Why is Xavier looking at you like that
19:44He probably just hates me or something
19:55Hey, listen to me
19:56That fuckboy
19:58Gives you any trouble
19:59Any at all
20:00You tell me
20:01Okay
20:02Okay
20:04We got you
20:06My parents want to meet you
20:24We've talked about this
20:26Yeah, but we can't even make it official
20:28My parents
20:29Hi
20:34It's not that
20:35Okay
20:36Going public
20:37It's a mess
20:37And
20:39Sam's gonna lose it
20:40And
20:42If we break up in a month
20:44And I'm the one that has to explain it to everyone
20:46Wait a minute
20:47So you're already thinking about breaking up with me
20:48No
20:50What am I to you?
20:52Am I your boyfriend
20:53Or am I just some human fucking vibrator?
20:56No
20:57You know you're better than the vibrator
21:00Oh
21:02Oh, wow
21:03So
21:03Well, you really don't see this going anywhere
21:07Do you?
21:11Well
21:12I don't know
21:13I didn't think that this was that serious
21:15So that's how you see me
21:16You just see me as like
21:17Some fuckboy
21:19And you'd rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep Harrison
21:22Than admit that you're with me?
21:24You know what really happened
21:25Well, do I?
21:27Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship
21:29And you're pretending like I don't even exist
21:31Like I'm nothing
21:32So
21:33Whatever
21:33I gotta go
21:34You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this
21:40Handle us
21:42Because I was wrong
21:44Where are you going?
21:46I can't believe camp's almost over
22:03Tomorrow's game decides who gets the player MVP bid
22:06Samuel and Xavier are going to tear each other apart
22:09I am here for the draw
22:11This idea looks like he really hates you
22:31Is something happened between you two?
22:40Hilarious
22:41Remember you told us not to talk
22:43Shit
22:44Okay, good
22:45Good, that's good
22:46Oh, and
22:47Haven't heard from Harrison
22:49Since I clocked him
22:51I guess he got the message
22:52Gosh, the game is about to start
23:06Hey, Jenny
23:09Coach Chris
23:23Jenny's missing
23:25What's that about Jenny?
23:26She
23:26She was in the hallway
23:28And she just collapsed
23:29And some guy came and dragged her away
23:30Game's canceled
23:32Dad, I need you to find someone for me right now
23:40Finally awake
23:50Finally awake
23:55Where is it?
23:56Let me go
23:57I don't think so
23:58Xavier needs to see us
24:01I need to see what happens after he will win
24:05Ow
24:07Ow
24:11Ow
24:12I want you one
24:13Oh
24:14Oh
24:15Oh
24:16Oh
24:17Oh
24:18Oh
24:19Oh
24:20Hey
24:21Get your fucking hands off of her
24:23Oh
24:24Oh
24:25Oh
24:26Oh
24:27Oh
24:28Oh
24:29Oh
24:30Oh
24:36Oh
24:38Oh
24:39Oh
24:40Oh
24:41Get up
24:42Get up
24:43Trey
24:44You're left
24:45The cops are here
24:46The cops are here
24:46You enjoy prison you fucking asshole
24:57Never again, I swear
25:06See here
25:08So this is why you canceled the game
25:11you
25:13My sister
25:15No, no, I see why I thought it was you sorry. I'm really out of it still
25:21Yeah, I was you know, um, you don't want our the investors to think I wouldn't save one of my employees if they got kidnapped
25:29Whatever the reason
25:34Thank you
25:43Let's go Jim
25:45They did so when's dinner? I just saved your girl
26:08Yeah, well, I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore
26:11Um, I saw your knuckles were bruised
26:24I don't want them to get worse
26:37I don't want them to make it worse
26:42You still think I'm Sam?
26:44Hold on
26:56I just want to make sure that you know that I'm not just bro, right?
26:58Shut up
27:00Shut up
27:02Xavier, listen, I'll fix this
27:06Mom will go in trouble, please
27:08Just stay with me
27:10Even if it's a secret
27:12As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me
27:14We're golden
27:15You've got to be
27:31You're fucking kidding me
27:34Sam!
27:35You're kidding me
27:36You're kidding me
27:36You're kidding me
27:36You're fucking ass
27:37Come on
27:37I knew you were up to something
27:38Stop
27:39Stop
27:41Stop
27:41Stop
27:42It's not
27:42It's
27:43It's
27:43It's
27:47It's
27:48It's
27:48It's
27:48It's
27:48It's okay
27:51And I love him
27:53You love me
27:56Yes, I love you
27:58Danny, I love you, too
28:01I love him
28:03Sirius
28:05My baby sister
28:07And my biggest rival
28:08And the gorgeous
28:09Fuckboy
28:10Who slept with half the leaguer
28:11Now
28:12In love
28:14I won't
28:16Allow it
28:17Well how about this
28:18Let's settle it
28:19You and me
28:19On the ice
28:21Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid
28:24If I win
28:25You stop interfering
28:26MVP's mine
28:27And so is Jenny
28:28Now if you win
28:29I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot
28:31And I'll back off
28:33Until you see how Archie feel better
28:35You better skate like your future depends on it, Xavier
28:39Because it does
28:43Thank you
28:45Thank you
28:49Adam Lowell
28:51Xavier's father
28:55You know when he said he would bring you home someday
28:57I wanted to see for myself
28:59The woman
29:01That could make him commit
29:04Well it's nice to meet you
29:05I'm Jenny
29:08I know
29:11Samuel's your brother
29:12So let me ask you something young lady
29:17You bet no my boy
29:21For your brother
29:21What a big thing about Dazu
29:24I want to make you happy
29:24For your brother
29:25I want to try my soul
29:26I want to try my soul
29:28The original
29:28I want to try my soul
29:28So let me ask you
29:30and I want to try my soul
29:30Xavier Lowe takes the MVP title.
29:44Xavier!
29:53Temporary approval.
29:57One public scandal?
30:00One flirty DM.
30:03I skin you alive.
30:05Okay.
30:14Xavier!
30:15Xavier Lowe, how does it feel like to win the MVP title?
30:18Tell us if the people want to know.
30:22Jay Carter, you're the one who made it.
30:25No T-Picks.
30:26Mr. Lowe, I could never choose between my brother and Xavier.
30:42I love them both.
30:44Help!
31:01Help!
31:03Help!
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