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00:00Oh, bitch. How dare you not answer my calls. I found the perfect use for you. You're going
00:13to replace your sister and you're going to marry Troy Scott today. And I hear he's a nasty old
00:21peasant. You want me to be a substitute brat? You cannot be serious. Poor sis. You know dad
00:29said we only get the money if one of us marries a Scott. And I have no intention of getting
00:33married. But I do want the money. Your adopted father still needs three more months of treatment.
00:38Refuse this marriage and his medical care stops today.
00:49Fran, I will move to the countryside and marry that man. But I need you to keep your word
00:54and make sure that dad gets all of his treatments. Well, that's just perfect.
00:58Because, uh, the hillbilly aesthetic really belongs to you. And that leaves me open to
01:03marry my billionaire. I wish you a happy, happy life with old McDonald.
01:10Oh, one word about pretending to be Christina to marry him? And daddy's a dead man.
01:17Boss, still no news on the girl you've been searching for all these years.
01:43Keep looking. Oh, and another thing. Here's the information you wanted on Richard's daughter.
01:48Total gold digger. So why are you investigating her?
01:53I'm marrying her today.
01:55You, the richest man on the Upper East Side, marrying a gold digger.
01:59We won't be married for very long. I'm heading to the farm now.
02:03Let's see how long you last, gold digger.
02:08Okay, okay. Come on, Louise. God's health is worth any sacrifice. If it means enduring
02:22this marriage, so be it.
02:28Uh, ha! Uh, excuse me. Um, Mr. Scott's new wife, could you, uh, point me in the direction
02:33of his house?
02:35Ah!
02:42Better not wander off, country mouse. You might become a viper's dinner.
02:48Wait!
02:54What am I going to do now?
02:58Mr. Mitchell!
03:01Oh, my God.
03:03Is he the husband I'm marrying in this Warwood wedding?
03:06It's Mitchell.
03:19Oh.
03:20He's on the line.
03:21It's Mitchell.
03:22I'm Troy Scott.
03:24Your husband.
03:25You're my husband?
03:28Just need your signature real quick.
03:33I don't think he'd be so handsome. If he treats me decently, maybe this arrangement
03:54won't be so bad after all.
03:56Listen here. I agreed to marry you because your father, Richard, saved my life. But I know
04:01what you are. You're a gold digger. Jumping from man to man.
04:06What? No, I'm not one word about pretending to be Christina to marry him. And Daddy's a
04:12dead man.
04:15Fine. I think you can believe whatever you want.
04:17Good. Now that we have that established, why don't we go over my rules? Rule number one.
04:22Spend my money. That's fine. But there will never be love between us. You understand?
04:26All right. You know, I hate to say it. I really don't think there's all that much money to
04:32squander.
04:32Yeah, that makes sense. Someone like you wouldn't understand what authentic,
04:36rustic decor looks like.
04:43Arrogant jerk. But at least he's generous. I wonder if this is his whole savings.
04:48Rule number two. We sleep in separate rooms. I take the master, you can take the guest room.
04:52I could not agree more. But let me add rule number three. Since we clearly cannot stand
04:59each other, let's drop a contract. Three months. Then we'll get a divorce. I'll handle
05:05the fallout. Dad's treatment only has three months left. After that, I am done with this
05:09nightmare. Deal. Three months. Not a day more.
05:12My farmer husband has a maid? That's weird. Mr. Scott, your breakfast is paid.
05:32She's the one who deliberately drenched me yesterday.
05:35What a revolting warning.
05:37Why are you being so rude? You're the one who hasn't apologized for drenching me yesterday.
05:42Apologize. I run this household. You're just a shabby intruder. Go the hell home, hillbilly.
05:49You don't deserve Mr. Scott.
05:51You know what? You can run whatever you want. But I'm Mr. Scott's wife now.
05:58And you know, besides, we're all country folk here. It's not like any one of us is from
06:03the Upper East Side.
06:05This moron doesn't know Troy's the richest man on the Upper East Side. Funny. I better make
06:09sure she never finds out.
06:20Hi there, sweetheart. What's your name?
06:23You don't know? This is Sam. Mr. Scott's daughter.
06:27What? The man I married yesterday has a daughter? So Troy's married? Or is he still married?
06:37Am I the other woman? Oh my God. I don't need his real life hunting me down over a three-month
06:41fake marriage.
06:42Sam's difficult. Nearly impossible to deal with.
06:45You know, it's not too late to walk away from Mr. Scott.
06:48It's so annoying. Shut up, you idiot.
06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is wrong with you? You cannot hurt a kid like that. Apologize
07:00right now.
07:03I'll do whatever the hell I want. I could grind my heel into your stupid face if I wanted to.
07:09Don't you dare talk to me that way. You hear me? I can't believe Troy would hire a bully
07:19like you. Please, don't feed her. Hate me all you want, but Sam is innocent.
07:27What the hell's going on here?
07:29Mr. Scott, she's terrified. You have to kick this vicious woman out immediately.
07:38No, he can't throw me out. Dad will be cut off from his treatment.
07:41I did not push Sam. She did.
07:43Mr. Scott, she's lying. I've taken care of Sam for years. There's no way I'd ever hurt her.
07:48Sam, sweetie, tell us who hurt you.
07:52Yeah, come on, Sam. Don't be afraid. Just point to who hurt you.
07:54Sorry, Sam. Show me who hurt you.
07:59If you ever lay a finger on Sam again, you will answer to me. You understand?
08:12If you ever lay a finger on Sam again, you will answer to me. You understand?
08:18It's all right, Sam. Come on.
08:20Come on.
08:25Three months.
08:26Three months, and then I can leave this place forever.
08:36That's why Sam was so upset. Her horse was getting ruined.
08:40The doctor says Sam's fine.
08:52I'm glad she's all right.
08:54What?
08:56You want me to pay the doctor bill or something?
08:58Sam came clean.
09:00He didn't push her.
09:01She just got scared, and that's all.
09:02And I...
09:03I'm sorry.
09:05I was a jerk.
09:06Thank you, but, um, what about Ada?
09:09I mean, she said that I pushed Sam.
09:11Well, she's scared, too.
09:12She just misread the situation, that's all.
09:15You really trust her.
09:16Have you ever thought, maybe for a second, that she's...
09:20I don't know, what?
09:22Ada's taken care of Sam for four years.
09:26She's very loyal to her.
09:27Well, you know, you've hated me since the moment I got here.
09:31So I'm just really not all that surprised that you do not believe me.
09:33You know, just because we're talking doesn't mean I'm not still mad at you.
10:01I'm still a witch, so watch out.
10:05Or I'll match it.
10:07Noted.
10:10Look, I am not very good at this, so here.
10:14An unlimited black card?
10:16Spend as much as you want.
10:17I'm terrible at apologies, actually.
10:20Just, if it makes you feel better, just drain my bank account, all right?
10:23I am really sorry.
10:25Please.
10:27Good night.
10:27He's just a farmer.
10:31Why does he always act like he's a billionaire or something?
10:35Wait.
10:36Tomorrow morning, I've got something important to show you.
10:43Ada?
10:45Do you recognize this?
10:46Nope.
10:47Never seen it before.
10:48Well, that's very interesting, because Sam here was really upset that you messed up her little horse.
10:53I have a nurse's degree.
10:54I've worked with children.
10:56And, you know, I know they say things sometimes, so I just wanted to ask you, did you do that?
11:01Okay, maybe I did.
11:02It's a toy.
11:03You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
11:05No.
11:06You got upset and angry, because she was upset and angry that you messed up her toy, so you pushed her down.
11:12I'm not going to let you get away with that.
11:14But, Sam, I don't want you to be scared, but I need you to tell me.
11:19Did she hurt you?
11:23Hey, hey.
11:27It's okay.
11:28It's okay.
11:29You're fine.
11:31You're fine.
11:32Sam's never been like that with Ada.
11:34The way she hugs Louise, it's like she feels safe with her.
11:41Listen, I don't mean to overstep here.
11:43I'm not going to let Sam out of my sight from now on.
11:45I understand she's your daughter with your ex-wife, but I need to treat her like she's one of my own.
11:50Ex-wife?
11:52Where'd you get that idea?
11:56And Sam's not my daughter.
12:00She's my niece.
12:01Yeah, we moved out here a couple years ago.
12:03Because it's quieter, a little more stable.
12:05This sensory triggers for her.
12:07She lied to me.
12:10All you've done is lied to me.
12:12And that I could overlook, but I watched you push her down with my own eyes.
12:18Ada, did Louise push Sam?
12:20She seems pretty attached to her.
12:22You know, maybe I misunderstood.
12:26Maybe she fell on her own.
12:27But Mr. Scott, remember, I risked my life saving Sam from those kidnappers two years ago.
12:33There's no way I'd ever hurt her.
12:36A hero one day, an abuser the next?
12:38I don't believe her for a second.
12:40Well, Sam is safe either way, so no sense in trying to figure out who's at fault.
12:44But, considering that she's become so attached to Louise, I don't see the need for you to come every day anymore.
12:51What?
12:52No, please.
12:54Well, Sam, what do you say?
12:56Ah, we got things to do, huh?
13:02Bitch, you think you can steal Mr. Scott from me?
13:05Well, I'll make you regret even trying.
13:11Great.
13:12Now, my shower's on the fridge.
13:16Thanks for messing with me.
13:20This is the first time.
13:22There's never been.
13:24Oh, he does have a self-set.
13:27It's kind of cute.
13:28And, you know, decent living conditions are part of our contract.
13:32So, I think I'll just go help myself to his private bathroom.
13:35Yes.
13:42Oh, my God.
14:05Don't wake up, Sam.
14:18I'm going to put my hand down.
14:19You're not going to scream, right?
14:25Uncle Troy.
14:27What the hell?
14:28I'm taking him.
14:30I hear a girl.
14:32I'm coming in.
14:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:35Stay out there.
14:36It was just a TV.
14:38It was just a girl on the TV, all right?
14:40I want to watch TV with you.
14:42No.
14:44Listen, I'll be right out, okay?
14:46Ice cream in a second.
14:54So, just so we're clear, we didn't see anything.
14:57Nothing's going on between us.
14:58Yeah, I wasn't planning on it.
15:00I'll admit, you kind of like what you saw.
15:03Oh, you're a good jerk.
15:18Why are you back?
15:19Don't provoke me.
15:28Oh, boy.
15:30I can't afford to let you in.
15:36But we're bad.
15:40So what's the harm in one more sin?
15:44Take off your halo.
15:47You're beautiful.
15:49I don't care if it tears me apart.
15:52I think we should make the most of it tonight.
16:03My thoughts exactly.
16:03Oh, fuck.
16:24Why am I having sex dreams about my contract wife?
16:29Take it easy, dude.
16:30She's dying in the bathroom.
16:37Let me help you.
16:41Yeah, there's definitely something sexy about my husband.
16:45Good morning.
16:47Good morning.
16:47Good morning.
16:47Was it something that I said?
17:07I made Sam a healthy breakfast.
17:09Just go get it to her.
17:14Hurry up.
17:15Finish your damn breakfast.
17:16You brat.
17:24I said, finish it.
17:32What are you doing?
17:34I'm never going to let you be your same again.
17:36How dare you throw away the breakfast I made.
17:49Oh, you call that breakfast?
17:51Come on, Sam is six.
17:53She's still growing.
17:54She needs a routine.
17:55She needs nutrition.
17:56Not that garbage.
17:57You're just a pathetic country bumpkin.
17:59What gives you the right to question my professional methods?
18:02Oh, you're a professional methods.
18:05Like when you wash Sam's clothes with all your dirty, greasy aprons that they stain them forever?
18:09Oh, how about when you carelessly and recklessly ruined her favorite toy?
18:13Oh, come on.
18:14You are so professional.
18:15You know what?
18:18You are so two-faced.
18:21You are all smiles around Troy, but behind closed doors?
18:23You are abusing Sam.
18:25I mean, I think I saw you pinch her the other day.
18:27That is unforgivable.
18:28You are an unforgivable demon.
18:32Bullshit.
18:33You're full of shit.
18:34You pathetic bitch.
18:37You'll say anything to turn Troy against me.
18:40Bad.
18:41You bad.
18:43You ungrateful brat.
18:44How dare you side with someone you've only known for a few days?
18:47Hey.
18:47Hey.
18:49You think you can hurt her and still keep your job?
18:54Mr. Scott believes whatever I tell him.
18:57You'll be the one kicked in the door.
19:00Girl, you have no idea how important I am to him.
19:03Oh, yeah?
19:03Well, I'm afraid you forgot one thing.
19:06What?
19:07Mr. Scott may not be here, but Mrs. Scott sure is.
19:12Yee-haw!
19:13Yeah, look at that.
19:15This country bumping still knows a thing or two about herangling livestock.
19:18All of us didn't even hurt now.
19:19Get it?
19:20You're a psycho bitch.
19:21What are you doing?
19:22Untie me.
19:23No.
19:24You're going to stay like this until Troy gets home.
19:26Can't risk you bullying.
19:27Same again.
19:28Mr. Scott's going to skin you alive.
19:30I run things around here.
19:31Nobody has disrespected me like this before.
19:33Oh, yeah.
19:35Oh, I can't wait to see his reaction to all this.
19:38What the hell is going on here?
19:42What the hell is going on here?
19:44Mr. Scott, thank God you're home.
19:47Do you see?
19:47Your new wife is bullying me.
19:49She keeps targeting me.
19:51Louise, explain yourself.
19:53She is lying again.
19:55Okay, she made Sam a breakfast that was going to hurt her stomach.
19:57And when I tried to make her something good, she threw it in the trash.
20:00Don't listen to her.
20:01I never threw away anybody's breakfast.
20:08She messed up.
20:10Mr. Scott, you've got to believe me.
20:16Have you forgotten that I risked my life saving Sam from those kidnappers?
20:21I would never hurt her.
20:22Louise must have forced Sam to lie.
20:25Great.
20:31Guess he's not going to believe me again.
20:34Look, I am grateful for all that you've done for Sam over the years.
20:40But I believe that she's telling the truth.
20:43And I also believe my wife.
20:45Mr. Scott, I was tied up like a turkey.
20:49How can you trust someone you barely know?
20:51Some country hick.
20:52Louise is my wife.
20:54Okay?
20:55And she's in charge here.
20:56And since you have trouble respecting her,
20:59I think it's time for you to find somewhere else to live.
21:02Mr. Scott.
21:03I mean it.
21:03You've got ten minutes to pack your bags.
21:05And if you ever disrespect Louise again,
21:07you might as well look for a new job, too.
21:13He believes me.
21:14Ann said that I'm in charge.
21:16He called me his wife.
21:18Go run upstairs.
21:27Go play.
21:29I have something for you.
21:33These aren't going to explode, are they?
21:38You don't hate me that much, do you?
21:39I just wanted to say thank you for making Sam a proper meal.
21:48This is an embroidered V by the famous Danish royal designers.
21:55How did you get this?
21:56This is like a million dollars in cash.
22:09This and the dress.
22:11You didn't rob someone, did you?
22:13Why do you always assume I'm broke?
22:15This is all mine.
22:16Earned fair and square.
22:18Trust me.
22:18What is this?
22:19Is cash like your superpower?
22:22Oh, look at me.
22:23Poor old farm girl, finally saved by her very own cash crusader.
22:27It's lunchtime.
22:39Why hasn't Troy come up yet?
22:46Oh.
22:48It must be horse washing day.
22:50Oh, he must have been stuck helping out and not had time to come up.
22:53You know, maybe it's time to fulfill my obligations as Mr. Scott's dutiful wife.
23:07Anthony, what do we got?
23:09Horse's software looking good and systems are moving at optimal capacity.
23:12Awesome.
23:13Thanks for the update.
23:17Hey.
23:18Troy boy.
23:19Where's your wife?
23:20You know, down this part, it's tradition for wives to accompany their husbands.
23:26Especially on wash day.
23:27Where is she?
23:28Well, she didn't say what she was doing, but I just assumed she has better things going on.
23:32Ah, don't buy it, man.
23:34Come on.
23:35It's past noon.
23:37No sign of the lunch.
23:39Where's the missus?
23:41Mr. Scott, I brought your lunch.
23:44Pasta salad, extra mayonnaise just for you.
23:46And I was wrong to argue with Mrs. Scott, but I promise it won't happen again.
23:52Can I please move back in?
23:53Now there's a thoughtful woman there, huh?
23:56That she treats you better than your wife does.
23:59You are correct.
24:01Mrs. Scott never cared about him.
24:04She's selfish and lazy.
24:06She doesn't do laundry.
24:08I bet her clothes stink.
24:09And she never cooks.
24:11She can't tell salt from sugar.
24:12Oh, great.
24:13That's enough.
24:14Mr. Scott, I'm just being honest.
24:16Everyone can see, Louise doesn't deserve you.
24:19Well, well, well.
24:20You sure do have a lot to say about me behind my back.
24:25Well, well, well.
24:27You sure do have a lot to say about me behind my back.
24:31Oh, is this Croy's new wife?
24:35Good Lord, she looks like an angel.
24:37She's lovely.
24:39Like a princess.
24:40You look amazing.
24:42But you didn't have to come down here with all this.
24:44Thank you for noticing.
24:46But I just thought I'd bring you some lunch.
24:50I just thought I'd bring you some lunch.
24:53Here.
24:54I made this.
24:55Oh, thank you.
24:57And this is for you.
24:59Thought I'd bring you something to, you know, fuel your day.
25:02And the beer is just a little treat.
25:04Oh.
25:06Delicious.
25:07Troy boy couldn't ask for a better wife.
25:12And thank you so much for the lunch.
25:16It's wonderful.
25:16And you know what?
25:18I wanted to give something to you.
25:20A gift.
25:20A gift?
25:23Mm-hmm.
25:23Well, um, were you going to give me a big old bouquet tied up with a bow?
25:28Well, there's no bow on it, but you see this ranch?
25:32All the horses and everything on it.
25:35It's yours.
25:38All hundred acres and everything on it.
25:40It's yours.
25:41It's yours.
25:41Has he lost it?
25:46Why does he always act like he owns the world?
25:50Maybe this will keep him quiet and stop all the crazy talk.
25:53You know, thank you so much for the present.
25:57Here.
25:57Here.
26:11Fuck.
26:20Why am I thinking about that sex dream right now?
26:23Are you okay?
26:24Yeah.
26:25I'm fine.
26:27I should probably get back to washing the horses.
26:32Well, let me help you.
26:34You know a lot about washing horses?
26:36No.
26:38I'm sure you could teach me.
26:41Keep your eyes on the horse, not me.
26:56Sorry, I thought, um, watching the teacher be a part of Lavin.
27:00Well, I guess you're clever, then.
27:03I guess you got this.
27:04You may try it yourself.
27:11I don't think I know.
27:17Get out of here!
27:23Snake.
27:24Oh, come on.
27:25I mean it.
27:26There's a snake.
27:31Come on.
27:33Come on.
27:34I didn't realize part of today's lesson plan was jumping in your teacher's arms.
27:46Oh, well, maybe I'm just ready for the advanced class.
27:56Take it.
27:57Yes?
28:01Mr. Scott, I'm hurt.
28:03I need you right now.
28:05Please help me.
28:06Okay, I will be right there.
28:11Go on, before your conscience eats you.
28:13I will be back tonight, I promise.
28:17Go buy yourself something.
28:19It'll make me happy.
28:20I'll see you tonight.
28:21Right, I can take Sam to have some fun.
28:31Oh, wow, look at this mall.
28:34Welcome, Mr. Scott.
28:37Shopping on the top floor.
28:39Your uncle really tries to impress me, huh?
28:42Putting on quite a show.
28:43Uncle's very rich.
28:49Well, he's being very generous.
28:51But, uh, we can't spend all his money.
28:54He works very hard for that.
28:55And we need it for the whole family.
28:57But promise me you'll be grateful, okay?
29:03Well, the doctor says that you're fine.
29:05So I'm going to head home.
29:07That's just cut.
29:07I don't feel so good.
29:09Please, stay with me.
29:11Look, I can't stay here all night.
29:14Louie.
29:17Sam will get upset if I'm not home.
29:19But I will have Bob stay here with you.
29:22Mr. Scott, I know I'm a pain in the ass.
29:25But I don't have anybody else.
29:27You've always been so kind to me.
29:30I'm not asking you to love me.
29:33I just don't want you to pull away.
29:36We're not having this conversation, okay?
29:39I am married.
29:40We both know your marriage isn't real.
29:43How do you know that?
29:46Louise told me.
29:48She said she'll never love you.
29:51Three months of pretending.
29:52That's all I am to her.
29:54Don't throw away what we have when she'll be gone in a few months.
29:57I'm only asking for one night.
29:59Just stay with me through the worst of it.
30:01I'm worried about Sam.
30:03I've taken care of her for four years.
30:05She needs me.
30:07Fine.
30:08I will stay.
30:11With Troy staying here tonight,
30:13Louise, you're fucking finished.
30:16When you said hello to the world,
30:23I knew you were going to be someone that I want to see.
30:27For all of your tininess couldn't be sky.
30:29It's Uncle Troy.
30:32Coming back.
30:33Yeah, he should be here soon.
30:39Um, that's strange.
30:43Hey, how about you stay right here?
30:44I'm going to go check that out, okay?
30:46You're a good girl.
30:59Be a good girl.
31:00Stop playing or I'm going to kill them after me now.
31:02No.
31:03Who is this man?
31:04Is he after me?
31:06I don't see you, though.
31:08You can do whatever you want to me,
31:11but don't you dare switch that girl.
31:13Okay, who's sick?
31:14No more questions.
31:15This is what you get for crossing the wrong person.
31:18There ain't no way out for you now.
31:21I need to stay calm.
31:22I can't let him hurt Sam.
31:23Oh, please, God, let this call go through.
31:26Good, Sam.
31:27Stay hidden.
31:28I hope you're safe there.
31:29Don't move.
31:31Don't move.
31:36Don't move.
31:40What the fuck just hit me?
31:43Good job.
31:45Find you.
31:45Get down.
31:46Okay?
31:46Stay hidden.
31:47Oh.
31:47Who the hell sent you?
32:08What do you want?
32:09Some lady paid me to fuck you, okay?
32:11Couldn't resist.
32:13Opportunity.
32:13It's Ada again.
32:15I know it.
32:23Yeah, darling.
32:24Tell me how much you like that.
32:25Oh, good night, Chris.
32:28Don't move.
32:30Don't move.
32:31Don't move.
32:31Don't move.
32:32Don't move.
32:32You think you can touch my wife?
32:39You're bleeding.
32:40You're bleeding.
32:41Are you all right?
32:42I'm fine.
32:44You all right?
32:45Did I hurt you?
32:46I'm all right.
32:46Don't you worry about me.
32:47Okay, you'll give.
32:48Good.
32:50I guess I need some answers.
32:51Where's that tool?
32:52Who sent you?
32:54I don't know.
32:55Last chance.
33:03Give me a name!
33:05I don't even know her name.
33:07She just told me that the house is going empty.
33:11And fuck your wife.
33:15I'm only asking for one night.
33:18Just stay with me through the worst of it.
33:21Ada, you were the only one who knew I wouldn't be here tonight.
33:25Bring Ada here.
33:30Now.
33:34Here you go, boss.
33:36Mr. Scott, what was so urgent?
33:39You know him?
33:41Never seen him before in my life.
33:43You know her?
33:45Eli will be fertilizing my fields before morning.
33:51She hired me to attack your wife.
33:53I don't know you.
33:55Why are you lying about me?
33:57Mr. Scott, you can't actually believe him.
34:02I remember.
34:06He kidnapped me.
34:07All right.
34:08Okay.
34:10Okay, Sam.
34:10Are you sure?
34:11Breaking and entering?
34:13Kidnapping?
34:14Attempted assault?
34:15With this long list of crimes you committed?
34:16Kid, I'd be so surprised if you ever saw the daylight again.
34:19Nope.
34:20It wasn't me.
34:21It was Ada.
34:22She behind all of it.
34:24Bullshit.
34:25I don't even know who you are.
34:28Louise is setting me up.
34:29Mr. Scott, think about it.
34:30We never had any problems before she came along.
34:33All this trouble started with her.
34:34I swear, this kidnapper has nothing to do with me.
34:37Just send him to jail.
34:39You backstabbing little bitch.
34:41You gonna cut me loose like that?
34:43It ain't happening.
34:44Mr. Scott, she hired me to kidnap your kid.
34:48And then she wanted to extort 40 million.
34:50Yeah.
34:51But the police showed up fast.
34:52So she pretended like she saved the girl.
34:56You're full of shit.
34:57I would never...
34:58Oh, okay.
34:58Well, I guess that answers some questions for me now.
35:01Would you mind if I load up your sleeve?
35:06I always wondered why Sam was so scared of Ada.
35:09She's been hurting her behind our backs.
35:11Just so she can get what she wanted.
35:13You know, I thought I walked in on you pinching her a few times,
35:16but I wasn't sure what I saw.
35:17Now we know.
35:18You've been abusing her behind our backs for years.
35:21You got anything else you want to explain?
35:25Please, give me another chance.
35:28I know what I did was wrong,
35:30but I only did it because I love you.
35:32Get off of me.
35:34You will never hurt this family again.
35:35You understand?
35:36Your life as you fucking know it is over.
35:38The police are coming.
35:40Enjoy prison.
35:42Family?
35:43He said.
35:48Sam's already asleep.
35:54That hurts, doesn't it?
35:56I'm so sorry.
35:56Here, let me, um, let me help.
35:59Uh, you know what?
36:00It stings.
36:01Maybe we shouldn't.
36:01No.
36:02Your treatment already got delayed because of this whole ordeal.
36:05You gotta put something on it now or it might get infected.
36:10Sorry.
36:10Sorry.
36:11I'm flamed.
36:12I never thought I'd find someone who cared so much about me.
36:16I can't get used to this.
36:23Um, okay.
36:25I saw on the calendar that Sam's birthday's coming up.
36:29Thought I'd plan a little something for us.
36:32You know, I'd really love if you'd join us.
36:34Um, go all out.
36:35All right?
36:36Spare no expense.
36:37We'll cover everything.
36:38Okay, wow.
36:41Uh, you really are talking like a billionaire.
36:49Hey.
36:50Boss, that girl you've been looking for?
36:52She was recently seen in Springtown.
36:54I'll keep you posted.
36:56Springtown?
36:57Isn't that Louise's hometown?
36:59And your wife reserved two rooms at your resort for next weekend.
37:03So that's the nothing fancy surprise Louise mentioned.
37:06Look, find a way to refund her without her knowing, okay?
37:17What?
37:18I'm room-based 10,000 customers, so our stay is free?
37:22That is amazing!
37:27Ooh, butterfly.
37:33Where is it, Bigfoot?
37:37Wow.
37:38I mean, no wonder this place is owned by the richest man on the Upper East Side.
37:42It is gorgeous.
37:44Yeah, the owner has good taste, huh?
37:46Looks like they put this renovation budget to good use.
37:50Why are you so excited about me complimenting another man's work?
37:54Oh, look, I'm just happy we're all here and we're going to have a good time, right?
37:58Well, as soon as we get a bit more settled and Sam gets used to her new routine, I'll get a job as a nurse.
38:03And then I'll come back and visit any time she wants.
38:05My treat.
38:06Looks like my soon-to-be-rich wife is going to take care of us the rest of our lives.
38:10Uncle Ice Cream!
38:12That is a good idea.
38:14Why don't you guys hang out and I'll grab a couple scoops, okay?
38:16Okay.
38:19Well, well, well.
38:21If it isn't my little farm-aid of a sister.
38:25What happened?
38:25You miserable in your marriage already and run away?
38:28You can make fun of me all you want.
38:30But I need you to follow through with your word and make sure that Dad gets all his treatments, okay?
38:35Come on.
38:35Ah!
38:36Not so fast.
38:40Oh, what do we have here?
38:42Your poor old man already have a mouth to feed besides yours?
38:47And what did it take you to play Mommy?
38:49One?
38:49Two nights?
38:51I have let you bully me my entire life.
38:53But I draw the line at my girl, okay?
38:56Talk about her again.
38:58And I will end you.
39:00A little freakish, isn't she?
39:02You sure you want to take claim to that?
39:04I really pity you, sis.
39:06Sam.
39:06Sam.
39:07I need you to go hang out over there, okay?
39:09I'll join you in just a second.
39:11Promise.
39:12Aw.
39:12How touching.
39:14What?
39:14You worried that the little freak's gonna get its feelings hurt?
39:17Does it even have feelings?
39:19I told you.
39:20You need to shut your mouth.
39:22Don't you dare.
39:24What?
39:25In case you've forgotten, I'm still in charge of our father's care in the hospital.
39:30That's what I thought.
39:30A worm like you would never stand up to a master like me.
39:36I think your victory's a little premature.
39:39Yeah.
39:40Um, I think in three, two...
39:43What are you talking about?
39:49Oh, look, I think you've got something on your big old fake nose.
39:54You bitch.
39:55Well, hello, handsome.
40:01And, uh, who the fuck are you?
40:03Her husband.
40:05No, no, no.
40:06See, she's married to an ugly old farmer.
40:09Boy toy?
40:10That I could believe.
40:12I see my reputation precedes me.
40:14Yeah, I'm that ugly old farmer you've heard so much about.
40:19What?
40:20But he's young and hot.
40:23He should be my husband.
40:25That bitch Louise probably knew what he looked like and deliberately tricked us.
40:28I'm gonna take back what's mine.
40:31Well, uh, I'm Louise's sister, Christina.
40:35Never heard of you.
40:36Which means you must be irrelevant to my wife.
40:40Which means you mean nothing to me.
40:41Oh, you see, that's funny.
40:44Do you have any idea why Louise married you in the first place?
40:47That's between us.
40:49Stay away from my wife.
40:51And you disrespect her again.
40:53You'll deal with me.
40:54And who do you think you are?
40:55Some billionaire from New York?
40:58Um, says the woman with poop on her nose.
41:02Well, aren't you a rude hillbilly?
41:04Uh, and you, uh, that's a cute ice cream.
41:09Could you only afford the mini size, or are you counting calories?
41:12Well, it is beach season.
41:14You didn't get the memo, did you?
41:15And it is hand-churned, by the way.
41:17Mm, I understand.
41:19So this pour has reached levels of delusion.
41:23Speaking of fantasy, you're obviously living in one.
41:26Fake.
41:27Fake.
41:28Fake.
41:30And, uh, and how would you know?
41:32Okay, for your information, my boyfriend bought me these things, and he's quite wealthy, unlike yourself.
41:37So why don't you just worry about your freak child?
41:41Don't, don't, don't.
41:42Sorry.
41:43Which one of you is harassing my girlfriend?
41:46Which one of you is harassing my girlfriend?
41:49Like, I know.
41:53Oh.
42:00Thank God you're here, baby.
42:02These peasants have been bullying me.
42:04Did you do something about it?
42:07What are trailer traps like you doing in a resort like this?
42:11Go back to your little dung heap.
42:12Well, at least I don't buy fake, cheap knockoffs for my girls to try to pretend that I'm rich.
42:19Like you rednecks with your Walmart boots know a thing about luxury.
42:23I'm the manager at this resort.
42:25I've lived a life that you wouldn't even imagine.
42:27Exactly.
42:29The jealousy, it's quite potent, and it's got a little hint of garage sale.
42:34What are you laughing at?
42:40Apologize to Christina now, or I'll have security strip you naked and drag you out of here.
42:46I didn't realize a manager wielded such power.
42:50Of course you don't, farm boy.
42:53My boss, Mr. Bob, controls everything in this resort.
42:57And I'm his right-hand man.
42:58His power is my power.
43:01I'm the law here.
43:04You know what?
43:05Now I'm curious.
43:11Yeah, Bob.
43:12Your right-hand man is here trying to throw me out.
43:16Why don't you come down here and put a leash on your dog?
43:19Bob's on his way.
43:22How do you have my boss's number?
43:24Who the hell are you?
43:27No, no, no, babe.
43:29Don't fall for this foolery.
43:30It's obviously a bluff.
43:32I get it.
43:36Poor guys like you, freaking out coupons and cow shit.
43:40Sometimes, want to feel like somebody in front of the missus.
43:46Wow.
43:47Why don't you, uh, lend her to me for the night?
43:49I'll show her how the other half lives.
43:52White in the horizons.
43:53Watch your mouth.
43:54That looks like I hurt.
44:03I need to visit the dentist soon.
44:07Now, apologize to my wife, and I might let you walk out of here alive.
44:12I'll kill you.
44:14I'll tear you apart and feed you to the dogs.
44:16Right here, right now.
44:18Mr. Bob, these two troublemaking rednecks have been bullying me.
44:31And plus, they've been disrespecting you.
44:33You need to throw these lowlights out of here right now.
44:36Right here.
44:36Shut the fuck up.
44:43Shut the fuck up.
44:45You have no idea who you were dealing with here.
44:47This man can ruin your entire family with one phone call.
44:51No, Mr. Bob.
44:52That is just my lowlife bitchy sister and her broke-ass boyfriend.
44:56How dare you hit Jack over this?
44:57That's a strong job.
45:02Oh, Mr. Scott and I, I'm so very sorry.
45:05I have been remiss in keeping Jack employed here.
45:09So, as of today, he is fired from this resort.
45:12And you are blacklisted in this industry.
45:16Guards!
45:17What?
45:17Take these two away.
45:19Mr. Bob!
45:21Joy!
45:22Well, the trash has been taken out.
45:25Shall we continue this tour?
45:28Um, sorry, why is this hotel manager treating you like your royalty?
45:33Uh, because quality matters here.
45:36Uh, not only am I concerned for Mr. Scott, I am concerned for every visitor's experience.
45:42Why does it seem like you guys have known each other for forever?
45:47I don't know, it just, it really seems like you two have known each other for a long time.
45:51Uh, because, because Mr. Scott is one of our employers.
45:57I mean, suppliers, uh, well, we have used Oak Creek Farms organic products for years.
46:02And the cheese is really good.
46:04Have you tried the cheese yet?
46:05Anyway, here we have this, the key to the presidential suite and an invitation to tonight's wine tasting gala.
46:14Wow.
46:14Oh, we do hope you enjoy your stay.
46:17Is this for me?
46:18Yes.
46:18These are your prizes for being the 10,000 customer!
46:23Whoa!
46:26Congratulations!
46:27Exciting?
46:27I'll catch right up with you, okay?
46:30Enjoy your stay!
46:32Enjoy.
46:33Oh my gosh.
46:35I owe you one, Bob.
46:37How's the hand?
46:38Oh, it's alright.
46:39Well, by the way, I got a bigger surprise for you later on.
46:44I guess I'm excited.
46:45Oh, it's nice.
46:54It must be some chocolates or something.
46:56Maybe.
46:59Uh, air conditioning.
47:05Oh, no.
47:06Oh, no.
47:07Oh, no.
47:08Oh, no.
47:11What?
47:12Oh, no.
47:14Oh, no.
47:15Oh, no.
47:16Oh, no.
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