ALF TV Series 1986 - S01E00 - Original Unaired Pilot - video Dailymotion

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The Tanner family is having an ordinary life until late that night a UFO crashes into their garage, leaving them with a being from another world.  #AmericanTVSeries #oldtvseries #retrotvseries #ALF #pilotepisode #watchtvseries

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00:01This is the way it began, that extraordinary night.

00:05The night he came.

00:08I'm gonna be in the garage calling Nemboysha.

00:11Me too!

00:13Who's Nemboysha?

00:14Boysha's my friend in Yugoslavia.

00:19Dad, can I look through the telescope?

00:21Of course, my son enjoyed the cosmos.

00:30Dad, can I talk to Natalie after you're through?

00:32Sure.

00:33I want to tell her about my new boyfriend.

00:35New boyfriend? What's his name?

00:37Lash.

00:39Lash? That's not his real name, is it?

00:44You don't approve, do you?

00:46I don't even know. Lash.

00:50This is K726XAA Los Angeles calling Belgrade.

00:56How you guys doing?

00:57Fine. Dad hates Lash.

00:59And I'm looking for Venus.

01:01Did you find it?

01:03No, but the neighbors are watching body heat again.

01:07Fine.

01:09Stop spying on people.

01:13Just get ready for bed.

01:14I'm hungry.

01:15Well, that's because you didn't eat your mashed potatoes.

01:18I don't like mashed potatoes.

01:19Come on.

01:20Did anyone feed the cat?

01:21Oh, I'll feed him.

01:22Feed him my mashed potatoes.

01:25Lucky eats cat food.

01:27Now I know why we named him Lucky.

01:33Can I talk to you for a minute?

01:34Sure.

01:36Oh, darn.

01:37You all right?

01:39Yeah, I guess the CB must have crossed circuits with a short wave.

01:43You know, it's not easy being a 16-year-old.

01:46I know I'm immature sometimes, but you know, you put so much-

01:49I was talking about Lynn.

01:50Lynn.

01:51Right.

01:53Was there a problem there?

01:55She thinks you hate her boyfriend.

01:57Such a bright girl.

01:58I'll talk to her right away.

02:02We'll get this thing straightened out.

02:04Let me just shut this thing off.

02:08Oh, what's that noise?

02:13Oh, my gosh.

02:15It's the infrared radio band.

02:17I've locked into something in space.

02:18A pulsar.

02:19Or a-or a satellite.

02:23Hello.

02:24Hello.

02:25This is K726XAA.

02:27Can you read me?

02:31They're answering, but I don't recognize the language.

02:34Why don't you just shut it off?

02:36I-I can't.

02:37I-I can't control it.

02:38It's locked in on the signal.

02:42Willie?

02:43Willie, what's that?

02:45Oh, my gosh.

02:47It can't be.

02:49The lights!

02:50What happened to the lights?

02:52Daddy! Daddy!

02:53What's that thing in the sky?

02:54What's going on?

02:56It's closing in fast.

02:57I think maybe we better-

03:07We-we have a visitor.

03:37I think a lot of people are bunking in.

03:39But at doing this night,

03:40But with Jim thrown the water do what you need

03:41And theavy Wen pokeás are literally sitting

03:42Um, it's totally bathtub ahí

03:45I feel weak ese rápido.

03:48Don't you just need to hablando,

03:49Oh, mya.

03:50Bye-bye.

03:52See you.

03:54Hi.

03:55wordlyls in the sky.

03:57Manly initiality in distance.

03:58We can't find him,

03:59x moment,

04:00you know.

04:01You now have aнять-

04:03Here we go.

04:04Here he comes! Here he comes!

04:22Ryan, stay with me. Oh, my gosh. It's Harry.

04:27Let's put it over here.

04:28Not on the couch.

04:29Lynn, clear off the coffee table, Lynn.

04:31Quick. It's heavy.

04:34Heavy and hairy.

04:49I can't believe it.

04:52What do you think it is?

04:54A real alien.

04:57Willie.

04:58Willie, what is it?

04:59I don't know.

05:03Brian's right. It's an ALF.

05:05What?

05:06An ALF. An A-L-F. That's short for alien life form.

05:11Can I stay in my room?

05:13No.

05:14No, this thing is not staying in anyone's room. It's not staying.

05:18Why not?

05:19E.T. got to stay.

05:20E.T. was a movie. This is real.

05:23This is on our coffee table.

05:25This is incredible.

05:30Truly amazing.

05:32After all those years of wondering and hoping that it might be possible to contact alien life,

05:38to have this happen, it's a miracle.

05:40It's the fulfillment of a lifelong dream.

05:43We've got to get rid of it.

05:44Absolutely.

05:46We don't know anything about it.

05:48It could be dangerous.

05:49It could be diseased.

05:50It could be hostile or have hostile friends or acquaintances.

05:54It could be anything.

05:55Your mother's right.

05:56We'd better report it to the authorities.

05:58But what if the authorities do something to it?

06:02Yeah.

06:02What if they poke needles in it?

06:04No, they wouldn't poke needles in it.

06:08Would they, Willie?

06:10Well, they could.

06:13I don't think they would, but they could.

06:16And they might.

06:19I know this is very exciting, but I don't see any alternative.

06:22We've got to report this.

06:24What other choice do we have?

06:26Oh, can I make a suggestion?

06:29Yeah, sure.

06:30Why not?

06:30Well, if it's not too much trouble, how about fixing my spaceship?

06:42Hello.

06:43Read my lips.

06:47It talks.

06:48It's heavy, it's hairy, and it talks.

06:53Good.

06:54Now, how about fixing my spaceship so I can get my heavy, hairy body out of here?

07:00I'm not sure I can fix your spaceship.

07:07I mean, not tonight, not in the dark.

07:10Yeah, you could use a light in that driveway.

07:12You know, I've been meaning to put one out there, but you know how it is.

07:16You get busy with one thing and another.

07:17Willie!

07:18I'm sorry.

07:19I just seem so human.

07:20Hey, there's no need for name calling.

07:23I don't think we should get too friendly, Willie.

07:27She's right.

07:29Let's have a snack now.

07:30We'll get friendly later.

07:32Snack?

07:33What kind of a snack?

07:35You got a cat?

07:36You eat cats?

07:38You can't eat lucky.

07:39No.

07:39No cat eating.

07:40Not in this house.

07:42All right, all right.

07:43How about a cat food can?

07:44I could use the roughage.

07:46Can we give Alf a can, Mom?

07:48Please?

07:49Please?

07:52All right.

07:54A dented one.

07:57Come on, Alf.

08:00We're going with you.

08:01Trusts me about as far as she can throw me.

08:04That is amazing.

08:05Isn't that amazing?

08:07Willie, will you come down to Earth for a minute?

08:09An alien being has come to live with us and eat our cans and snack on our cat.

08:15Yeah, this will do fine.

08:17All right, all right.

08:23Just give me one day, okay?

08:25If I can't get Alf going, we'll tell somebody.

08:28Just one day.

08:32Okay.

08:36He's quick.

08:37I'll give him that.

08:38Good morning.

08:56Morning.

09:01Willie!

09:06What's going on up there?

09:08Nothing.

09:09Just screaming.

09:11Move out of the way.

09:12No problem.

09:13Let me put it this way, Willie.

09:19I don't think this is going to work out.

09:21I'll take care of it.

09:23Everything's fine.

09:25Everything's under control.

09:34Interesting concept.

09:35Please, come away from there.

09:38Come.

09:38Come on.

09:39Come on.

09:39Over here by me.

09:40We have a little problem we have to discuss.

09:42Yeah.

09:43Lynn and I got to gabbing last night, and she sort of feels...

09:48Boy, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?

09:50Would you give this to me?

09:51No problem.

09:52You must understand that Kate is very nervous about this whole thing.

10:00Absolutely.

10:02Who's Kate?

10:03My wife.

10:04Oh, yeah.

10:05She snores.

10:07She doesn't snore.

10:08You're calling me a liar?

10:09Just keep your distance, all right?

10:12And try to be considerate.

10:13No problem.

10:16That is the opposite of considerate.

10:20That is inconsiderate.

10:22Let's just settle down here.

10:26Let's just take this one step at a time.

10:28There's no need for you to shave.

10:30You'll look fine.

10:31I want to do everything you do.

10:33You're my idol.

10:40I'm going to take a shower now.

10:41Count me in.

10:43I'd love to take it along.

10:45Okay.

10:46Just don't use all the hot water.

10:51Do you mind?

10:53Never saw a thing.

10:56And stay away from the window.

10:57We've got a very nosy neighbor, Mrs. Akmonic.

11:00Akmonic?

11:01Sounds like a typo.

11:03Just don't let her see you.

11:05She might turn you in.

11:15Trevor, is there such a thing as a cross between a kangaroo and an aardvark?

11:20Ah, stop putting yourself down.

11:22I'm not talking about me.

11:24I'm talking about that thing staring at me from that bathroom window.

11:27What?

11:28I don't see nothing.

11:33Well, it was there a second ago, and I think it was shaving.

11:36Yeah, right.

11:37And I'm Sean Penn.

11:47Towel.

11:48You talking to me?

11:49Yeah.

11:49Would you hand me something to dry off with, please?

11:51You got it.

11:52Let's do the trick.

12:07No problem.

12:18Left a good job in the city.

12:20Working for the man every night and day.

12:24But I never lost a minute of sleeping.

12:28Worrying about the way things might have been.

12:30Al, do you want to hand me that wind?

12:31Big wheel, keep on turning.

12:33Al, do you want to touch me that wind?

12:35Prime wheel, keep on burning.

12:37Yo!

12:37Yeah!

12:38How you doing up there, William?

12:40Frankly, I could use a little help.

12:43I don't know much about this thing.

12:44Me either.

12:45I'll just turn the key, and it goes.

12:47I'll get the wrench, Dad.

12:51Hey, Lynn.

12:52You don't happen to have a phone in here, do you?

12:54No, why?

12:55K-L-V-Z.

12:57Bonus tune.

12:5815th caller wins a new Porsche.

13:01Oh, wait.

13:01Forget it.

13:02Must be a licensed driver.

13:04Wrench, please.

13:04I'm a licensed driver.

13:06Quick, what's the name of the tune?

13:07Wrench, please.

13:10Foreign in the USA.

13:11No wonder I didn't know it.

13:13I'll call.

13:14Wrench.

13:15What's the phone number?

13:16Area code 311-555-984...

13:19Wrench!

13:22Wrench!

13:2445.

13:27Sorry, Dad.

13:30Alf, I think you'd better try to make contact with your people.

13:35I have tried.

13:38I've tried again and again.

13:40It's an exercise in futility.

13:43Let's face it.

13:44I'm trapped here.

13:45I'll never see the purple side of my planet again.

13:53Too dramatic?

14:00Oh, Alf.

14:02What are we going to do with you?

14:04I guess you'll just have to love me for as long as it lasts.

14:09We will.

14:15Big wheel, keep on turning.

14:18Proud Mary, keep on burning.

14:20Two, three, four, rolling.

14:23Rolling.

14:25Rolling on a river.

14:26Look, if you're not going to help, put your mind...

14:28I'm out of here.

14:29Look, if you need me, I'll be in the house.

14:31We won't need you.

14:32I'll still be in the house.

14:34Yo, lucky my man.

14:38Hey!

14:39My song is done.

14:43And now my song is done.

14:46Do you get Sesame Street where you live?

14:48No.

14:49And frankly, I don't get it here either.

14:51If you said it was the cow riding on the subway, you're absolutely right.

14:56Brilliant.

14:57This and the letter I in one day.

15:00I gotta get something to drink.

15:02Me too.

15:07Where are you two going?

15:09We gotta get something to drink.

15:11We're parched.

15:13Okay, but no soda pop and nothing to eat before dinner.

15:17Yes, ma'am.

15:18Yes, ma'am.

15:19Geez, what's with the warden?

15:31I said no soda pop.

15:33It's not soda pop.

15:34It's beer.

15:36You're about out of course.

15:39What?

15:41Give those to me.

15:42Hey, careful.

15:43His is still full.

15:44Now you just listen to me, Alf.

15:50I will not allow this kind of behavior in my house.

15:53This boy is only six years old.

15:56He is not to drink beer.

15:57And you are not to drink beer.

15:59And I don't know what it's like on Mork or whatever planet you come from, but...

16:02Melmac.

16:04What?

16:05Melmac.

16:06That was the name of my planet.

16:09It's also what it was made out of.

16:12What do you mean was?

16:14Well, you see, that's the thing, Kate.

16:16Uh, ma'am.

16:18Melmac's history.

16:20Wait a minute.

16:21Um, are you trying to tell me that you can't go back to Melmac?

16:26It exploded.

16:30This was my street.

16:33Now, if Willie fixes my ship, I suppose I could start a new life somewhere else on some desolate,

16:42crater-filled asteroid.

16:44Spend the rest of my life fending off gamma rays.

16:48No, Alf, no.

16:50We want you to stay here with us, don't we, Mom?

16:53Brian, please, try to understand.

16:55Hey, the kid wants me to stay.

16:59Alf, do you mind?

17:00Oh, yeah, no problem.

17:03Honey, we can't hide Alf forever, and I can't go on like this, watching him every moment,

17:10wondering what he's going to do next.

17:11But he'll be good.

17:22He won't break the rules anymore.

17:24Will you, Alf?

17:27Cross my heart.

17:30How you doing, Lucky?

17:32See?

17:33See?

17:34No problem.

17:39Oh, no, who could that be?

17:42I don't know.

17:43Don't answer it, Mom.

17:44Please.

17:45Brian, I am going to answer the door.

17:48No.

17:49Yes, it's probably just Mrs. Ogmonick, but even if it's not...

17:52It's not.

17:53What?

17:54It's not Mrs. Ogmonick, unless she's just joined the army.

17:57It is a military man.

18:05What if he wants to take Alf away?

18:08I don't know, Brian, but if that's what he's here for, and if I decide that's the right

18:12thing to do, you just have to understand, okay?

18:15Yes, Mom.

18:17We gave it the office.

18:24Did you fix the spaceship?

18:26I'm sorry, I couldn't do it.

18:28I just...

18:28I don't have the right parts.

18:32Ball's in your court.

18:40Mrs. Tanner?

18:40Yes?

18:42I'm Darnell Valentine, with the Alien Task Force, stationed at Edwards.

18:47Mind if I come in?

18:48Yes, I do.

18:49Fine with me.

18:51Mrs. Tanner, we've received an anonymous tip that you might be harboring a space creature.

18:56Oh, a space creature!

18:57Yes.

18:59Hairy.

19:00About three feet tall.

19:02Is, uh...

19:03Is he considered dangerous?

19:06Hard to tell until we get it in the lab.

19:07And, um, what would you do with him if you did get him, you know, in the lab?

19:13The usual battery of tests.

19:15We'll see how it responds to intense heat, freezing cold, high voltage, toxic substances,

19:22pain, sleep deprivation, inoculation.

19:27That's needles.

19:28And, of course, dissection.

19:30Why don't you just pull its toenails out?

19:35You didn't let me finish.

19:41Don't bother.

19:43We are not harboring any space creatures.

19:46Fine.

19:47Have a nice day.

19:49Uh, excuse me, sir.

19:50Could you just tell us who gave you our name?

19:53As I told Mrs. Tanner, that information is strictly archmonic, anonymous.

19:58Fine.

20:04Thanks, Mom.

20:05Thanks, Mom.

20:07Yeah.

20:08Thanks.

20:09Mom.

20:10I love this woman.

20:35Let's see if I can get this thing going.

20:37Um, let me see here.

20:44Melmac Touch.

20:46Hello.

20:47Anybody there?

20:49Yo.

20:50Calling anybody from Melmac?

20:52Hello?

20:53Skip.

20:54Larry.

20:55Muffy.

20:56It's Gordon.

20:58Look, I don't know if you can hear me, but I just wanted to let you know I'm okay.

21:04I'm living with what they call a family.

21:07Yeah.

21:08They're, they're, they're, it's sort of like a herd, only smaller.

21:12Yeah.

21:12There's this guy named Willie, and he's got a good heart and lots of smarts for someone

21:17without fur.

21:19Then there's his wife, Kate.

21:21Well, she pretends she doesn't like me, but, uh, she'll come around.

21:25Yeah.

21:25Oh, oh, and hey, dig this.

21:27Her hair's the same color as mine.

21:29Yeah.

21:30Only hers is natural.

21:31Ha!

21:32Ha!

21:33Ha!

21:33Yeah.

21:34Yeah.

21:35And they've got these two terrific kids who, who both idolize me.

21:39So, so you know they're okay.

21:41But, uh, I wanted to tell you something.

21:45I, uh, I really miss all of you.

21:49And, uh, the thought of never seeing you again sort of breaks my heart.

21:56And so, uh, you know, if you could try to get in touch with me, uh, or better yet, come

22:06by and, uh, I'll introduce you to these lovely people.

22:15And then we could eat their cat.

22:17So, the droid says to the Cranville, to tell you the truth, I'd feel even better if she

22:28lived another six light years away.

22:31Ha!

22:33Ha!

22:34Ha!

22:35Ha!

22:36Ha!

22:37Ha!

22:38Ha!

22:39Ha!

22:40Ha!

22:41Ha!

22:42Ha!

22:43Ha!

22:44Ha!

22:45Ha!

22:46Ha!

22:47Ha!

22:49Ha!

22:50Ha!

22:52Ha!

22:53Ha!

22:54Ha!

22:55More mashed potatoes, please?

22:56Hey, lob him over here when you're done with him.

22:57I'm getting kinda used to this mushy stuff.

23:00Ha!

23:01Ha!

23:02Ha!

23:03Ha!

23:04Ha!

23:06Ha!

23:07I like mashed potatoes too now, Mom!

23:08He likes mashed potatoes now too.

23:09Ha!

23:10Ha!

23:11Ha!

23:12Ha!

23:13Ha!

23:14Ha!

23:15Ha!

23:16oh i got a zillion of them here's another one you won't like look at these two space travelers

23:24are going through andromeda see and they run into a space patrol he was a rookie now remember

23:29this it's important for the end of the story anyway while they're traveling

23:46you

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