The Final ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX Split Screen Credits For The Year 2025 (Part 1)

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00:00The performance of the decade, the musical event of a lifetime, Barbara Streisand, the concert on CBS.

00:16Tonight, Dave welcomes Mary Lou Henner, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chris Christopherson, and Mario Van Peeples.

00:23Now, your local news.

00:24Coming up next on News 7, the Oklahoma bombing investigation now focuses on a Kansas park.

00:32We will listen in to phone calls where two people fought to kill Louis Farrakhan.

00:37Plus, some 911 callers in Henry County may have to wait for help.

00:41We'll tell you why News 7 is next.

00:48All for you.

00:51Smooth.

00:52And all new, less than perfect.

00:53And when this family began battling each other for a million dollars, they had no idea how ugly it would get.

01:00This is screaming at people.

01:02And they still don't know.

01:03Answer me, Donald.

01:04Pay attention.

01:05The servants are their judges.

01:07This family is very loud.

01:09The family.

01:10The backstabbing is on.

01:12It all starts at 8, 7th century.

01:14BBC Tuesday.

01:16There's only one award that could leave these stars speechless.

01:20Um.

01:21Um.

01:21Ah.

01:22Steve Martin hosts the Academy Awards Live.

01:25BBC next Sunday.

01:31Oh.

01:32And all new, less than perfect.

01:34And when this family began battling each other for a million dollars, they had no idea how ugly it would get.

01:40They're screaming at people.

01:41And they still don't know.

01:42Answer me, Donna.

01:43The servants are their judges.

01:47This family is very loud.

01:48The family.

01:49The backstabbing is on.

01:51It all starts at 8, 7th central.

01:52ABC Tuesday.

01:54There's only one award that could leave these stars speechless.

01:58Um.

01:59Ah.

02:00Steve Martin hosts the Academy Awards Live.

02:03ABC next Sunday.

02:04I had to give a little back.

02:10Oh.

02:11Come on.

02:11Don't look at me like that.

02:13Just let it go, America.

02:14Just let it go.

02:15Well, if Chris was a little taller, it wouldn't be no thing.

02:20Because if you're a little man picking on a big man, that's what y'all always say.

02:24Poor little man, big man picking on a little man.

02:27But see, big man can't win.

02:29See, if a big man beat on a little man, poor thing.

02:31If a little man beat him, why you let that little man whoop your ass?

02:35And pop, go to Weasel.

02:36Until the Weasel go pop.

02:39This is the neighborhood.

02:40Welcome.

02:40This is the woman that went to the closet.

02:43That had four friends.

02:45Mary Alice, what did you do?

02:48Who had very interesting lives.

02:50Her life was our life.

02:52That started the phenomenon.

02:53Do you think you could stop by later, take a look at my pipes?

02:56Which led to five Golden Globe nominations.

02:59Including Best Comic.

03:00This is the episode that started it all.

03:03I can't believe you're trying to kill me.

03:05I feel badly about that.

03:06Desperate Housewives next Sunday at a special time, 10, 9 Central, only on ABC.

03:11Thanks for watching ABC tonight.

03:13Stay tuned for your local news next.

03:17Next on Boston Legal.

03:19I do not want Shirley Schmidt in this building.

03:22You're Shirley Schmidt.

03:23Green pool.

03:24Schmidt.

03:25Shirley.

03:25This is Alan Shore.

03:28We've met.

03:28Yes.

03:28Shirley was in the men's room early.

03:30Inspecting his fixtures.

03:31Denny Grave.

03:33She's still hot.

03:38Next, how cold you can expect it to get tonight and which areas could see more snow.

03:43Plus, how snow elsewhere is affecting some travelers here.

03:46It's all next.

03:46Must-see TV Tuesday.

03:50Enjoy hand-selected episodes of Just Shoot Me, Third Rock, and Will & Grace.

03:54Does this go with this?

03:55Does no go with way?

03:56And this week, we've all...

03:57For us.

03:58They'll have to break him out to save his life.

04:00What the hell's going on?

04:01All-new agency CBS Thursday.

04:03Congratulations to The Late Show on two Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Variety Series

04:07for the fourth year in a row.

04:08Monday, Dave welcomes Billy Crystal and Britney Spears.

04:11Now your local news.

04:14Tonight, the U.S. Attorney General is at work on new plans for protecting the border with

04:18Canada in the fight against terrorism.

04:21And Israel copes with mounting conflict and suicide bombings.

04:25Good evening, everyone.

04:25I'm Harry Herston.

04:26I'm Sherry Christian.

04:2762 CBS News at 11 starts right now.

04:31Must-see TV Tuesday.

04:32Today, enjoy hand-selected episodes of Just Shoot Me, Third Rock, and Will & Grace.

04:36Does this go with this?

04:38Does no go with way?

04:39And this week, we've also thrown in a special Tuesday Frazier.

04:42When was the last time you found yourself staring at a bridesmaid instead of the bride?

04:45That would have been my wedding to Lilith.

04:47Just Shoot Me, Third Rock, Will & Grace, and a special Frazier.

04:49NBC Tuesday.

04:50Then...

04:51Dateline Tuesday.

04:53The flames.

04:54Their victim.

04:55The smoldering questions.

04:57Firefighters said they did all they could.

04:58But did they?

04:59An all-new Dateline Tuesday.

05:00This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome scheduled guests Donald Trump, Michael Caine, Hank Azaria,

05:08Cate Blanchett, Bob Costas, plus the music of Christina Aguilera, Jewel, and Celine Dion.

05:13Your local news is next.

05:15And coming up, a murder mystery.

05:17The bodies of five women found in a home.

05:19Also, one of the rarest coins ever.

05:22We'll show you the Jesus coin.

05:24And a big premiere in Westwood tonight.

05:26The news is next.

05:27There's a change.

05:33...Essence Awards, Thursday on Fox.

05:36Yeah, but...

05:36Are these amazing stories real or pure fiction?

05:39Oh, my God.

05:41James Brolin host an extraordinary new series.

05:44Where the viewer must decide which stories are true.

05:48You're the one haunting this house.

05:50And which are beyond belief.

05:52Series premiere is Sunday at 7, 6 central on Fox.

05:57Get out of the car!

05:59CBS Sunday.

06:00This boy is to be executed.

06:02Shot two children in the back of the head.

06:04A condemned man.

06:05Let's talk about that night.

06:06Why should I respect you because you're a knight?

06:08A woman of faith.

06:09Do you want your last words to be words of hatred?

06:11I don't know.

06:11She can't save his life.

06:13I'm gonna die.

06:14But can she save his soul?

06:15I want the last thing you say to be a face of love.

06:18Academy Award winners Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn

06:21in the network television premiere...

06:23Dead Man Walking!

06:24Dead Man Walking, CBS Sunday.

06:27I wasn't made to play this game because

06:30I didn't want to lie or cheat.

06:33And I know that's how I'm off right now.

06:35I played a tough game.

06:36I'm tough, I'm mean, I'm focused, I'm determined.

06:39But I guess I'm just not a nasty liar.

06:42And that's really what you have to be.

06:43Good luck to them.

06:44Because in the game of life, I'm the winner.

06:46It's Tuesday.

06:55An all-new Rockford CBS premiere week.

06:57Oh, she's something, all right.

06:59She was the love that got away.

07:01Now she's back in his life.

07:02So you're liking this, too?

07:04Very much.

07:05But an international mob wants her, too.

07:07In a few hours, I will for sure know what you know.

07:10They're getting away with murder.

07:11Is he Russian mafia?

07:13In his own backyard.

07:14Call the cops, would you?

07:15With my heart murmured.

07:17Now, they're after the woman he loves.

07:19James Garner in a special Rockford Files.

07:22Punishment and crime.

07:23CBS Wednesday.

07:31Bill Cosby, Fran Drescher, Goldie Hawn, Tim Allen, and more.

07:34Big stars, big fun.

07:36This week on The Late Show with David Letterman.

07:38Now, your local news.

07:42New at 11, Schenectady resident David Kaczynski speaks out about his brother, the alleged Unabomber.

07:48An early morning shooting mystifies Albany police.

07:51And it's a special day for one organization that helps make dreams come true.

07:55Hey Brad, do you want us to drop you by that gym soccer party?

08:13I'll get a knife, I'll get the cheese.

08:23I, uh, just did.

08:29Greg insisted we talk to each other.

08:32And after an hour of that...

08:33We realized we couldn't stand the sound of each other's voices.

08:35Next thing you know...

08:36One thing leads to another.

08:37We're getting a divorce!

08:38So tomorrow we're gonna have some people over for drinks to celebrate.

08:45Casual, no big deal.

08:46Some people will bring gifts.

08:48We are there!

08:50I'm so happy for you guys!

08:53I know you can make this work.

08:55Oh, thank you.

08:57Come on, you wanna help me throw your stuff out the window?

08:59Do I?

08:59Ha ha!

09:03And went right to my head!

09:07Where's the line?

09:08Did you forget?

09:10That's where Teddy's supposed to go.

09:12Boom, boom, boom.

09:15We do?

09:16Nice work, Dad.

09:19Sorry.

09:20Okay, okay.

09:21We'll, uh, we'll start again.

09:23Nah.

09:24Moment's gone.

09:25No, no, let's, let's...

09:26I think just...

09:27I don't know.

09:28One week from tomorrow, don't miss Gideon's Crossing when it returns on its regular night.

09:48Wednesday at 10, 9 central.

09:50I'm trying to find out what's making you sick.

09:52To refuse treatment.

09:53I didn't refuse treatment.

09:55I refuse treatment from you.

09:56You'll see The Critic's Choice, the show they just can't stop praising.

10:00Don't lose your fire.

10:01It's who you are.

10:02One week from tomorrow, an all-new episode.

10:05A Julia Roberts weekend.

10:07NBC Sunday starts when Julia Roberts joins a special friends.

10:11I've met the perfect woman.

10:13Followed by the broadcast premiere of Runaway Bride.

10:16Then on Monday, Julia Roberts in her Oscar-winning performance as Erin Brockovich.

10:22You're a lawyer?

10:22I hate lawyers, I just work for them.

10:24Sunday, Friends, Runaway Bride, and Monday, Erin Brockovich.

10:29Julia Roberts weekend starts Sunday on NBC.

10:37On the season premiere of Malcolm in the Middle, the perfect family vacation...

10:42I should have just given birth to chimps.

10:44Then at least I don't expect this kind of behavior.

10:47...collides with the traffic jam from hell.

10:49Lines will be crossed.

10:50Don't be scared, little doggy.

10:53Tempers will be tested.

10:54Gah!

10:56And an ordinary man will become a hero.

10:59Here you go, Malcolm.

11:02Malcolm in the Middle.

11:04Season premiere at 837, 30 central next Sunday on Fox.

11:07Fox Wednesday Halloween isn't over until the Simpsons say it is.

11:18I'll be damned.

11:19I'm afraid so.

11:21It's an all-new Simpsons Halloween special on a special night.

11:24Ha ha!

11:25Ha!

11:26Then, John Goodman is a normal...

11:28Sunday, Beyond Belief returns with brand-new mysteries.

11:36Sunday at 7, 6 central on Fox.

11:38This September...

11:40We have an unknown aircraft bearing 225.

11:43Company is coming.

11:45White leader, you are red and free to engage unknown.

11:49And the question, are we alone, will finally be answered.

11:54By one unexpected guest.

11:56We got him, sir.

11:57From the director and producer of Independence Day.

12:01We need him alive.

12:03We just need him.

12:04For San Francisco's top negotiator...

12:06You want a hot tap or convert him?

12:07It's one negotiation after another.

12:10Hey, that's my car!

12:11It's a network television premiere on the ABC Big Picture Show.

12:15I got two words for you.

12:16Eddie Murphy.

12:17Seek help.

12:18Metro.

12:19ABC Saturday, 8, 7 central.

12:20Parental discretion advised.

12:27CBS proudly congratulates our Daytime Emmy winners.

12:31My amigos, too.

12:33The price is right.

12:35The young and the restless.

12:36The bold and the beautiful.

12:38As the world turns and guiding light.

12:41For Emmy award-winning shows, get it on.

12:44CBS does not know the Daytime Network.

12:48Hold on as CBS explodes with music's biggest night.

12:57Seek live performances by Celine Dion, Eric Clapton, Babyface, Tracy Chapman, Beck, Vince Gill, and Whitney Houston.

13:04Ellen DeGeneres hosts the Grammy Awards.

13:06CBS Wednesday.

13:07Bill Cosby, Tina Turner, Howard Stern, Celine Dion, and more.

13:12The celebration continues all week on The Late Show with David Letterman.

13:16Now, your local news.

13:36Straight A.

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