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Dick Van Dyke’s cracking jokes about hitting 100 ... proving he’s still got the charm, even if the candles on the cake are about to hit triple digits.

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00:00I think we all agree, although we've disagreed quite a bit today, but we all agree, Dick Van Dyke,

00:06absolute American treasure, he is 99 years old, and he made a joke that I don't know,

00:13like I kind of want to laugh at it. I love the joke. I'm making these jokes myself. I kind of want to laugh at it, but...

00:18No, I'm making these myself these days. So he was, where was he? Somewhere here.

00:23Malibu. He's in Malibu. That's where he lives. And this weekend he was talking to some folks and said,

00:28I'm not officially 100 until December. Two months. Two months. It'd be funny if I didn't make it.

00:36Now that's a comedian for you. I love Dick Van Dyke. And by the way...

00:40I love Dick Van Dyke too.

00:41That's a good joke.

00:43I get it as a joke, but listen, we have the experience of Betty White and also Bob Barker,

00:52where we were hoping that they would get to 100, and they didn't make it.

00:56That you were hoping, but Dick Van Dyke is recognizing his mortality and the victory of living as long as he has.

01:04And he's realizing...

01:04So he can joke about that.

01:06What's the most important element of comedy?

01:09Timing.

01:10And I guess that would be timing.

01:12So...

01:12So wait, are we all supposed to laugh if he...

01:14Absolutely. It's funny. It's a victory that he's lived this long.

01:18Speaking of, we do a live stream every day.

01:23Yep.

01:24And we do it from 9.30 in the morning Pacific time...

01:26It's on our YouTube channel.

01:27...to noon Pacific time.

01:28All of our social media.

01:29Yep.

01:30And one of the things we do is we give you a story, and we ask you to pick the headline.

01:35And people who are watching the stream, they compete, and we pick a headline.

01:41You get a TMZ t-shirt if you win, and we put it up on the site.

01:44Come on over here, Corey.

01:45Dick Van Dyke.

01:45Oh, where is today's...

01:46Where'd he go?

01:47Here. We'll call it up here.

01:49You can pull it up.

01:50Okay. You can pull it up.

01:51So we're doing Dick Van Dyke.

01:53Dick Van Dyke. There it is. Number four.

01:56And that's the winner.

01:57Boom.

01:58Not dead set on 100.

01:59No.

02:01So that's today's winner.

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