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Oh No! The Witch Like To Sleep With Me 2
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00:00I don't know like I like the whole school on fire. Don't do that. We just convinced the Dean that you're not a pyromaniac
00:06The high priestess will guide me. I will heal you again. I promise
00:16Nathan
00:19I'm gonna call you a driver
00:21Here
00:23What is this for? I'm inheriting millions Astrid. We think I'll just let you fly home on a broomstick
00:30This is a fucking disaster. I've been suspended from cheer. I'm kicked off the crime committee
00:45And it's all thanks to your shitty acting
00:47This little witch thinks she can come to my school and win my life just because her boyfriend's related to the Dean
00:54I
00:56Still can't believe Astrid's dating Nate. Isn't he supposed to be like totally loaded? No, not yet
01:03His parents are like hella rich though
01:05My dad's your lawyer. Well, one of them. I guess that's why Nate lives with his grandma
01:10Yeah, but that's just until he turns 18
01:12Then he gets his trust fund and he's basically like the youngest billionaire in the world
01:17What?
01:19Blind boy genius is gonna be a billionaire and none of you guys told me you guys are supposed to be my best friends
01:24You guys know that I've always wanted Mary rich, but you're with Mason and that's like true love
01:30right
01:51Sisters I have returned
01:54You were sent away because you are a danger to the common and now you dare to return
02:00I have done as you instructed. I merged with masculine energies and I learned to control my power
02:06You slept with a man Nathan Woodford. He's a schoolmate of mine. His eyes are cursed. I healed him
02:13But the counter spell didn't last I've come to beg for your guidance
02:17Please my priestess show me how to fully heal him this young man
02:21Nathan Woodford
02:23You say he was not born with blindness but cursed
02:27Are you absolutely certain?
02:29There's a powerful dark energy at work here. I'm impressed you lifted it all
02:35It is unusual for a bitch who have formed such a strong bond of immortal in such a short time
02:41There's something else he and I share the same mark
02:45When I'm with him, I feel like my body is on fire with pure power
02:49If what you say is true
02:51This is no ordinary bond
02:53I believe you found your souls made
03:00Most go their entire lives never knowing they're made it your shared mark proves it your soul is bound to his
03:06I mean you're unified
03:08You're strong or whole
03:10But I believe at some point before you came to us here your soul and Nathan's
03:16Were split apart
03:18You were left with only your feminine energies
03:22While Nathan was afflicted with dark magic
03:24I don't understand why would someone wish to harm him?
03:28This I do not know
03:30If you wish to cure his curse
03:32You must fully
03:36Reunify your souls
03:38But I already slept with him
03:40We are head fasted
03:42Even that might not be enough
03:44Properly merging energies
03:46requires a more intimate touch
03:48Return to Nathan Woodford
03:58Have him drink this
03:59Before you merge energies again
04:01This will open up his heart to yours
04:04Ashton
04:14Ashton
04:16Ashton is that you?
04:18Night night
04:20Ashton is not home right?
04:26Gina?
04:27What are you doing here?
04:29Um
04:30I've got a little proposal for you
04:32When did I come in?
04:41Drinking the Dean's booze in her own house?
04:43Bit risky don't you think?
04:44Oh what can I say?
04:46I just love living dangerously
04:53Cheers!
04:55What do you want Georgina?
04:57I think you've got the wrong impression of me
04:59Oh really?
05:00You try to burn your step-sister alive?
05:02I admit that my feelings towards Ashton are
05:05Complicated
05:07Growing up she just always got so much more attention
05:11So I always felt less special
05:13And now she has something that I've always wanted
05:18Now aren't you with Mason?
05:19Oh please
05:21That dumbass
05:23You can't keep up with me
05:24Now you on the other hand
05:25Now you on the other hand
05:27I think we make a pretty unstoppable duo
05:36You need to leave
05:38Now
05:42Nathan?
05:43Astrid
05:44Are you merging with her?
05:45Are you merging with her?
05:46She came onto me I swear
05:48Oh come on Pokey
05:49Astrid deserves to know the truth
05:51Nate invited me over today
05:52Since we knew you'd be away
05:54We've always had a magnetic attraction to each other
05:57And I admit
05:58I'm weak
05:59What are you talking about?
06:00Who are you gonna believe?
06:01Astrid
06:02Some guy you just met
06:04Or your own family
06:06Your sister
06:11Once upon a time
06:12This is all I ever wanted from her
06:14Get help
06:24Before I make you
06:27What are you gonna do?
06:28Put a curse on me?
06:29Is that my ear on fire again?
06:35Don't do it
06:36She's not worth it
06:37You wouldn't want to hurt your own sister would you?
06:41You told me to never call you that remember?
06:44For years that's all I ever wanted
06:47To be your real, true sister
06:49And now I know that was never gonna happen
06:51You have too much hatred in your heart
06:52How fucking dare you?
06:54After all me and my mother have done for you
06:57You have no right to fucking speak to me like that
07:00Before we came around
07:01You were nothing
07:02And you'd still be nothing
07:04If we didn't keep you around
07:05After your dumb daddy got killed
07:11I am more powerful than you could ever understand
07:14Don't make me prove it to you
07:19There's an asterisk
07:20She came in
07:21I didn't want her to even come in
07:22Nothing happened
07:23Shhh
07:24I know
07:25I trust you
07:28You're my soul's mate
07:29Hey G
07:30What are you doing over at the Dean's house?
07:48Nothing
07:49Mason can never find out about it
07:51Got it?
07:52Got it
07:53Here
08:06So our matching birthmarks means they were soul mates?
08:11I am fated to you as you are fated to me.
08:19Does that upset you?
08:21No, I just...
08:22I don't know.
08:23It's just a lot to take in.
08:26I never believed in magic, fate, even love, until I met you, Astrid.
08:33I've never felt this way about anybody before.
08:36I haven't either.
08:41You're the first person to ever truly see me.
08:46All of me.
08:47Even before you had your sight, you still accepted me.
08:50Well, you know, us freaks gotta stick together, right?
09:04The...
09:04The high priestess, she also said...
09:07She said something...
09:08What is it? You can tell me.
09:09She said, in order to fully merge our energies and to heal you,
09:14we may have to be a bit more...
09:18intimate.
09:21So, more than just sleeping?
09:27You must drink this.
09:29It'll make your soul more open to merging with mine.
09:31So, how does one begin the intercourse?
09:49Jeez, I'm gonna take the romance out of it.
09:51Well, how am I meant to know what to do without proper instruction?
09:55Let me show you.
09:56Is this okay?
10:24If you're nodding yes, you've got to say it out loud, too.
10:28A line, remember?
10:29Oh, sorry.
10:30Yes, Nathan Woodford, hi.
10:32So call me me.
10:34Yes, me.
10:54Good morrow, Astrid.
11:10You look beautiful this morning.
11:11You can see again?
11:13I can see again.
11:15That means the high priestess was right.
11:17We reunited our souls last night.
11:19Is that when we were glowing?
11:21I thought I was just that good, but...
11:23You know this means I have to return to my coven now.
11:31We healed your eyes.
11:33I learned to control my powers.
11:34That was our agreement.
11:36We're soulmates.
11:36That's what you said, right?
11:39Yes, but my place isn't here.
11:41It's with my sisters.
11:44You can't leave.
11:49I mean, I really don't want you to be...
11:53I don't belong here, Nate.
11:57We can keep pretending that I fit in at Huntington Hall, but Georgina's right.
12:01This world is no place for a witch.
12:02And fuck Huntington Hall.
12:09And fuck the whole world.
12:10I turn 18 tomorrow, and I inherit my trust.
12:13We can do anything we want with it.
12:15Go anywhere we want.
12:18I never considered what I was going to do with the money before, because I just figured
12:21whatever I was doing, I'd be doing it alone.
12:25But now I've met my soulmate.
12:28And I can't let you go.
12:31I love you.
12:33But I thought you didn't believe in magic.
12:36Or love.
12:36That was before I met you.
12:38Are you just saying this because I healed your eyes?
12:41You healed more than my eyes.
12:42I had no plans for my life.
12:46All I knew was darkness.
12:48Till I met you.
12:51I love you for you, Astrid.
12:56Please, stay with me.
12:58A hundred.
13:13Bro, you been juicing or something?
13:15Like, I've never seen you lift this much before.
13:17That's steroids, man.
13:19I've looked on something better.
13:20You talking about that weird witch girl?
13:23What?
13:23You got a crush on her or something?
13:25You know I've been blind since I was a kid, right?
13:27And one day, all of a sudden, my sight was just gone.
13:31Astrid used her magic and she cured me.
13:34I can see now.
13:35So she's an actual witch?
13:38Like, real?
13:43Dude, shut the fuck up.
13:46I'll give it to you.
13:47You almost had me.
13:49Never knew you wore earrings.
13:51It suits you.
13:53You can see?
13:54Shh.
13:57What the fuck?
14:01Don't pull that shit.
14:03You know what the fuck you did.
14:04What are you talking about?
14:06Oh, Georgina, she came on to me, man.
14:08I...
14:08You think you could get away with moving on my girl?
14:11Because your granny's the fucking dean.
14:17Like she would ever fuck a blind guy.
14:19Yeah, fuck them up.
14:33What the fuck?
14:34What the fuck?
14:48Astrid.
14:48Astrid, what the fuck are you doing?
14:54It's that new girl.
14:55The fuck?
14:56She's an actual witch.
15:01Release your weapon and I'll let you walk free.
15:03Let me go, you fucking freak.
15:06Or don't.
15:07We could see how sharp that knife really is.
15:09What are you doing?
15:16Okay, fine.
15:17I'll count to three.
15:18One.
15:20Two.
15:26Three.
15:28Three.
15:30There.
15:30I think you owe Nathan an apology.
15:35Well, fuck that.
15:36That wasn't a question.
15:39I'm sorry.
15:41I'm sorry.
15:41A bit of sincerity.
15:45You fucking bitch.
15:46I'm gonna...
15:47I'm very sorry.
15:49It won't happen again.
15:51I swear.
15:51You're not worth this shit.
16:03What?
16:04But, Nathan, baby, I...
16:05We're done.
16:06If you're finished with your workout, can we go home now?
16:17Yeah.
16:23What's the emergency and why'd I have to drag my ass all the way down here to deal with it?
16:28God, you look like shit.
16:30Yeah?
16:31Well, you ruined my life.
16:32It's your fault for bringing Astrid here.
16:34She got me kicked off the cheer team, prom comedian, and Miss Mason just broke up with me.
16:40And what do you expect me to do about any of that?
16:43I expect you to fix a mistake you made ten years ago when those people you hired to kill her killed her dumb daddy instead.
16:50I want Astrid gone.
16:52For good.
16:57A toast to Nathan and his vision in every sense of the word.
17:02Happy birthday.
17:04It's just apple cider, dear.
17:08Oh, my favorite.
17:18Make a wish for the years to come, but don't say it aloud.
17:21Let it sit in your mind and heart.
17:22I wish that you could stay by my side, always.
17:28Blow up the flame and let the smoke carry its intention into the world.
17:31So, I know it's my birthday, but I got a little surprise for you, Astrid.
17:40Just mind closing your eyes?
17:43Our roles are finally reversed.
17:44My mom told me to meet you here.
18:03Come, Georgina.
18:05I believe we might be able to help one another out.
18:12You can look now.
18:24What's this for?
18:28I thought you liked my uniform.
18:30Hey, I do.
18:31I just, you know, I think it's a little plain for prom.
18:34I know it's a little late to be asking, but, uh, Astrid, will you go to the prom with me?
18:42I want to tell everybody about us, about how you cured me.
18:46You wish to tell everyone I am a witch.
18:47You said there isn't a place for a witch in this world?
18:50So why don't we make one?
18:52You in?
18:53I'm in.
19:05All right, let's get you an outfit.
19:19God, she's such a loser.
19:22I can't believe we used to let her boss us around.
19:25I can't believe I used to date her.
19:28May we help you, Ms. Hall?
19:30Oh, I just wanted to introduce myself to Huntington Hall's newest teacher.
19:35May I introduce Georgina Hall?
19:38Ms. Knight will be joining us for the rest of the semester as your chemistry instructor took ill quite suddenly, actually.
19:46We were very fortunate that she was available.
19:49I'll say.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:59No way.
20:00Is that Astrid?
20:02Astrid?
20:02They make a pretty perfect couple, don't they?
20:15They sure do.
20:18Blind boy and his little freak of a girlfriend.
20:21Matching me in fucking heaven.
20:22I cannot wait to see you enter tonight.
20:29If you'll excuse me a moment.
20:33Everyone's gonna freak.
20:34You're like a magical billy in there now.
20:37It's not my magic.
20:37It's Astrid's.
20:38Well, technically, it's our magic.
20:40No, our souls are merged.
20:42You know, you don't have to tell everyone about your sight tonight if you're not ready.
20:45Oh, I'm ready.
20:46I want everyone to know exactly how powerful of a witch you are.
20:48A witch, you say?
20:56You have the gift yourself?
20:57A gift for chemistry, perhaps.
21:03Everyone knows witches and magic aren't real.
21:06Right?
21:06Miss Knight, your new science teacher.
21:14Is there a little late in the semester for a new teacher?
21:16I come when I'm called.
21:18Your old teacher had to take a sudden leave of absence, so I always love to help.
21:25Students, students, hello.
21:28Huntington Hall.
21:30Oh, you all look so spectacular tonight.
21:33I just wanted to take a moment to say that I know you seniors are racing towards graduation.
21:42But I'm not going to worry about.
21:44You can't see anything.
21:46Poor kid.
21:51What is she doing?
22:00Now let's turn that music back up.
22:03No.
22:04Astrid, do not drink that.
22:09I saw her put something in your drink.
22:12Bro, you think the new teacher's going to root for your girlfriend?
22:14You need to realize, Jack?
22:15I don't know what she's doing, but I know what I saw, okay?
22:18She denied the existence of witches, but I sensed something beneath the surface.
22:24Some type of power.
22:26Why do you think she lied to you?
22:27I do not know, but I intend to find out.
22:29I got an idea.
22:34I got an idea.
22:39It's done.
22:40She'll drink the elixir.
22:41She'll drink the elixir and become susceptible.
22:50As soon as it takes effect, I will drain her of her powers.
22:53And it'll kill her, right?
22:54I mean, no witch can survive being ripped from her energy.
22:58Hm.
22:58Good.
22:59And we both get what we want.
23:00Hm.
23:00Can we cut the music for a second?
23:16Sorry for interrupting everybody, but there was something I just wanted to get out in the open tonight.
23:19I'm sure you've heard the rumors about Astrid and her abilities.
23:23Some of you might have even seen her powers in action in the gym the other day.
23:26But the truth is, Astrid Hall is not only brilliant and beautiful, but she's also a very powerful witch.
23:38She even cured my blindness.
23:39I can see the prom banner, the flowers, the balloons, all my beautiful classmates.
23:51I can even see the prom king and queen crowns in the back.
23:54So all that witchy bullshit was real the whole time?
23:57I thought she was just a god.
23:58No way, she's got actual magic.
24:00Maybe he was picking being blind the whole time.
24:03I promise you all it's the truth.
24:05We're incredibly lucky to have Astrid Hall here at our school.
24:07And I hope that you join me in embracing her here.
24:17While we're here, I'd like to invite our new science teacher, Miss Knight, to the stage.
24:22What's this about?
24:29Come up here, Miss Knight.
24:33What's this about?
24:35Every color has their time on our traditions.
24:36Everybody grab a glass.
24:39Let's have a cheers to Miss Knight.
24:40She came in and saved the day.
24:42We only shared the blessing that you intended to bestow on me.
25:05So the real question is, what have you done?
25:07You can't.
25:10Not again.
25:14Again?
25:15What are you talking about?
25:17Tell us what you've done.
25:18Step aside, mate.
25:19Tell me the truth first.
25:34Tell me what you want.
25:36I wanted you to get it.
25:40Why did you come here?
25:47We had an arrangement.
25:51Hello?
25:51Is no one going to stop this?
25:53Astrid just basically tortured that poor woman.
25:56She's clearly delirious.
25:58Dean Wilford!
25:58I, for one, would like to hear what she has to say.
26:04You were an unusual child.
26:07So much magical potential.
26:10And your stepmother!
26:13She hates you for it.
26:15Tell me something I don't know already.
26:17She promised I could take your power from myself.
26:22But then, something went wrong.
26:28You were only an untrained child.
26:32Yet somehow, you deflected my curse.
26:36And then, your father.
26:41My father?
26:42He absorbed the pride.
26:45If we didn't keep you around, after your dumb daddy got killed.
26:49You killed him?
26:59But your soul.
27:01It resisted the curse.
27:03When did your father die?
27:08It's been ten years.
27:11I woke up blind ten years ago.
27:13Cursed.
27:14My soulmate.
27:15You took a fraction of the curse.
27:18You and my father together.
27:19You saved me.
27:22If only he hadn't been such a fool!
27:24You don't have the guts to kill me, little witch!
27:35You're right.
27:37But I could do something worse.
27:39What are you gonna do?
27:41I'm gonna take away her magic.
27:43For someone like her, that's a fate worse than death.
27:45You, my little wretch!
27:53Besides,
27:53I know who's really responsible for this.
27:58I had nothing to do with this.
28:01Poor dear sister.
28:02Don't you know that if you play with fire, you're bound to get burned?
28:05She looks like Mr. Clean.
28:18Oh no!
28:19I'm going to watch you monster!
28:25This isn't over, you little witch.
28:27Not by a long shot!
28:32That is it!
28:44This prom is officially over!
28:46Everyone, back to your dormitories!
28:53You too!
28:55Are you okay?
28:56Are you okay?
28:57Yes!
29:00Come here.
29:05I know prom is supposed to be memorable.
29:08That was kind of insane.
29:10Only kinda?
29:13Do proms typically include attempted assassinations?
29:18Okay, it was very insane.
29:23I must be exhausted.
29:24Well, I did use the full extent of my energies today, but I also took Miss Nights from her.
29:33They run through me now.
29:34I have never felt this kind of power before.
29:35I have never felt this kind of power before.
29:40Didn't she use dark magic?
29:42You can call it that.
29:43So does that make you a bad, bad witch now?
29:50How do you feel about that, Nate?
29:51How do I feel that my sweet girlfriend is now a sexy dark witch?
29:55I think I might kind of be into it.
29:56I think I might kind of be into it.
29:58Only kind of?
29:59Fuck that, I'm very into it.
30:00Fuck that, I'm very into it.
30:06Fuck that, I'm very into it.
30:07Fuck that, I'm very into it.
30:13Good morning, Graham.
30:14Is it?
30:15I've been fielding calls from belligerent parents.
30:16The courtyard is a crime scene.
30:17Georgina Hall, she's missing.
30:18And now, the police want to take statements from everyone.
30:19Well, here's mine.
30:20I wish Gabba was coming to her.
30:21Thank the goddess the universe has found its balance.
30:22Where are you two going?
30:23We're dropping out.
30:24You're what?
30:30I think you are months away from graduation.
30:35No diploma is going to teach me what I want to do with my life.
30:38I gotta go.
30:41I got to go out and live it.
30:44I get to my office.
30:52go out and live it and my parents gave me this fortune so why don't i spend it on something
30:56meaningful like what we're gonna go back to my coven and convince my sisters to join the outside
31:01world with my investment they can build a modern community anywhere they want they don't have to
31:06hide out in the woods we witches have much to offer but also much to learn and we can't learn
31:12if we refuse to grow don't you trust us to take care of one another
31:18yeah i do
31:27oh take care of each other
31:34who dare disturbs my work
31:44hi christus i found her bleeding outside our gates please help me my step sister astrid
31:51she wants me dead
31:53you ready
32:12of course i am i'm home
32:16i'm home
32:24oh
32:26As an NFL quarterback for nearly two decades, I know the importance.
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