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Oh No! The Witch Like To Sleep With Me 2
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00:00I don't know, like I could light the whole school on fire.
00:03Oh, don't do that. We just convinced the dean that you're not a pyromaniac.
00:06The high priestess will guide me. I will heal you again. I promise.
00:11Wait.
00:15I...
00:16Ethan?
00:19I'm gonna call you a driver.
00:21Here.
00:23What is this for?
00:24I'm inheriting millions, Astrid. What do you think else can let you fly home on a broomstick?
00:30Oh, my God! This is a fucking disaster!
00:41I've been suspended from cheer, I'm kicked off the prom committee, and it's all thanks to your shitty acting!
00:47This little witch thinks she can come to my school and run my life just because her boyfriend's related to the dean?
00:56I still can't believe Astrid's dating Nate.
00:58Isn't he supposed to be, like, totally loaded?
01:01No, not yet. His parents are, like, hella rich, though. My dad's your lawyer. Well, one of them.
01:08I guess that's why Nate lives with his grandma.
01:10Yeah, but that's just until he turns 18, and then he gets his trust fund, and he's basically, like, the youngest billionaire in the world.
01:17What? Blind Boy Genius is gonna be a billionaire, and none of you guys told me?
01:22You guys are supposed to be my best friends. You guys know that I've always wanted to marry rich.
01:26But you're with Mason, and that's, like, true love, right?
01:30Me?
01:51Sisters, I have returned.
01:52You were sent away because you were a danger to the coven, and now you dare to return.
02:01I have done as you've instructed. I merged with masculine energies, and I learned to control my power.
02:07You slept with a man.
02:08Nathan Woodford. He's a schoolmate of mine. His eyes are cursed.
02:12I healed him, but the counterspell didn't last.
02:15I've come to beg for your guidance.
02:18Please, my priestess, show me how to fully heal him.
02:21This young man, Nathan Woodford, you say he was not born with blindness, but cursed.
02:27Are you absolutely certain?
02:31There's a powerful dark energy at work here.
02:34I'm impressed you lifted it all.
02:35It is unusual for a witch to have formed such a strong bond of a mortal in such a short time.
02:41There's something else. He and I share the same work.
02:45When I'm with him, I feel like my body is on fire with pure power.
02:49If what you say is true, this is no ordinary bond.
02:53I believe you've found your soul's maid.
03:00Most go their entire lives, never knowing they've made it.
03:03Your shared mark proves it.
03:05Your soul is bound to his.
03:07It means you're unified.
03:09You're stronger, whole.
03:11But I believe at some point before you came to us here, your soul and Nathan's were split apart.
03:20You were left with only your feminine energies, while Nathan was afflicted with dark magic.
03:26I don't understand.
03:27Why would someone wish to harm him?
03:29This I do not know.
03:30If you wish to cure his curse, you must fully reunify your souls.
03:38But I already slept with him.
03:40We are hand-fasted.
03:42Even that might not be enough.
03:44Properly merging energies requires a more intimate touch.
03:48Return to Nathan Woodford, have him drink this, before you merge energies again.
04:02This will open up his heart to yours.
04:04Astrid?
04:17Astrid, is that you?
04:19Hey, Nate.
04:21Astrid's not home, right?
04:26Gina?
04:28What are you doing here?
04:29Um, I've got a little proposal for you.
04:32When did I come in?
04:34Drinking the Dean's booze in her own house?
04:43Bit risky, don't you think?
04:45Oh, what can I say?
04:46I just love living dangerously.
04:53Cheers!
04:55What do you want, Georgina?
04:57I think you've got the wrong impression of me.
05:00Oh, really?
05:00You're trying to burn your stepsister alive?
05:02I admit that my feelings towards Astrid are complicated.
05:07Growing up, she just always got so much more attention.
05:11So I always felt less special.
05:13And now she has something that I've always wanted.
05:19Aren't you with Mason?
05:20Oh, please.
05:22That dumbass.
05:23You can't keep up with me.
05:25Now you, on the other hand.
05:28I think we'd make a pretty unstoppable duo.
05:30You need to leave.
05:38Now.
05:42Nathan?
05:43Astrid.
05:45Are you merging with her?
05:46She came on to me, I swear.
05:48Oh, come on, Pookie.
05:50Astrid deserves to know the truth.
05:52Nate invited me over today, since we knew you'd be away.
05:54We've always had a magnetic attraction to each other.
05:58And I admit, I'm weak.
05:59What are you talking about?
06:00Who are you going to believe, Astrid?
06:02Some guy you just met?
06:05Or your own family?
06:07Your sister?
06:11Once upon a time, this is all I ever wanted from her.
06:22Get up.
06:23Before I make you.
06:27What are you going to do?
06:28Put a curse on me?
06:29Is that my ear on fire again?
06:35Don't do it.
06:36She's not worth it.
06:37You wouldn't want to hurt your own sister, would you?
06:41You told me to never call you that, remember?
06:45For years, that's all I ever wanted.
06:47To be your real, true sister.
06:49And now I know that was never going to happen.
06:51You have too much hatred in your heart.
06:52How fucking dare you?
06:55After all me and my mother have done for you, you have no right to fucking speak to me like that.
07:00Before we came around, you were nothing.
07:02And you'd still be nothing if we didn't keep you around after your dumb daddy got killed.
07:07I am more powerful than you could ever understand.
07:14Don't make me prove it to you.
07:19Listen, Astrid, she came in.
07:21I didn't want her to even come in.
07:22Nothing happened.
07:23I know.
07:25I trust you.
07:26You're my soul's mate.
07:32Soul's mate?
07:42Hey, G!
07:43What are you doing over at the Dean's house?
07:49Nothing.
07:50Mason can never find out about it.
07:52Got it?
07:53Got it.
07:53So our matching birthmarks means that we're soulmates?
08:11I am faded to you as you are faded to me.
08:14Does that upset you?
08:20No, I just...
08:22I don't know.
08:23It's just a lot to take in.
08:25I never believed in magic, fate, even love, until I met you, Astrid.
08:33I've never felt this way about anybody before.
08:36I haven't either.
08:37You're the first person to ever truly see me.
08:46All of me.
08:47Even before you had your sight.
08:49You still accepted me.
08:50Well, you know, us free, she's got to stick together, right?
09:04The...
09:04The high priestess, she also said...
09:07She said something...
09:08What is it?
09:08You can tell me.
09:10She said, in order to fully merge our energies and to heal you,
09:14we may have to be a bit more...
09:19intimate.
09:21So, more than just sleeping?
09:27You must drink this.
09:29It'll make your soul more open to merging with mine.
09:31Okay.
09:37So, how does one begin the intercourse?
09:49Jeez, I'm going to take the romance out.
09:50Well, how am I meant to know what to do without proper instruction?
09:55Let me show you.
09:55Is this okay?
10:24If you're nodding yes, you've got to say it out loud, too.
10:28Lie to remember?
10:29Oh, sorry.
10:30Yes, Nathan Woodford.
10:32Hi.
10:32So, call me me.
10:34Yes, me.
10:35Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:36Shh.
10:36Shh.
10:37Shh.
10:38Shh.
10:39Shh.
10:40Shh.
10:41Shh.
10:42Shh.
10:43Shh.
10:44Shh.
10:45Shh.
10:46Shh.
10:47Shh.
10:48Shh.
10:49Shh.
10:50Shh.
10:51Shh.
10:52Good morning, Astrid.
11:09You look beautiful this morning.
11:11You can see again?
11:12I can see again.
11:15That means the high priestess was right.
11:17We reunited our souls last night.
11:19Is that why we were glowing?
11:21I thought I was just that good in bed.
11:25You know this means I have to return to my coven now.
11:31We healed your eyes.
11:32I learned to control my powers.
11:34That was our agreement.
11:35We're soulmates.
11:36That's what you said, right?
11:39Yes, but my place isn't here.
11:41It's with my sister's.
11:42You can't leave.
11:49I mean, I really don't want you of here.
11:54I don't belong here, Nate.
11:57We can keep pretending that I fit in at Huntington Hall, but Georgina's right.
12:01This world is no place for a witch.
12:02And fuck Huntington Hall.
12:09And fuck the whole world.
12:10I turn 18 tomorrow, and I inherit my trust.
12:13We can do anything we want with it.
12:15Go anywhere we want.
12:18I never considered what I was going to do with the money before, because I just figured
12:21whatever I was doing, I'd be doing it alone.
12:25But now I've met my soulmate.
12:28And I can't let you go.
12:29I love you.
12:33But I thought you didn't believe in magic.
12:35Or love.
12:36That was before I met you.
12:38Are you just saying this because I healed your eyes?
12:41You healed more than my eyes.
12:43I had no plans for my life.
12:46All I knew was darkness.
12:48Till I met you.
12:51I love you.
12:52For you, Astrid.
12:56Please, stay with me.
12:59A hundred.
13:13Bro, you been juicing or something?
13:15Like, I've never seen you lift this much before.
13:17That's steroids, man.
13:19I've looked on something better.
13:20You talking about that weird witch girl?
13:23What?
13:23You got a question or something?
13:24You know I've been blind since I was a kid, right?
13:27One day, all of a sudden, my sight was just gone.
13:31Astrid used her magic and she cured me.
13:34I can see now.
13:35So she's an actual witch?
13:38Like, real.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Dude, shut the fuck up.
13:45Hey, I'll give it to you.
13:47You almost had me.
13:49Never knew you wore earrings.
13:51It suits you.
13:52You can see?
13:54You can see?
13:54Shh.
13:57What's first?
14:01Don't pull that shit.
14:03You know what the fuck you did.
14:04What are you talking about?
14:06Oh, Georgina, she came on to me, man.
14:08I...
14:08You think you could get away with moving on my girl?
14:11Because your granny's the fucking dean?
14:13Like she would ever fuck a blind guy.
14:31Yeah, fuck him up.
14:33What the fuck?
14:34Astrid.
14:50Astrid, what the fuck are you doing?
14:54It's that new girl.
14:55The fuck?
14:56She's an actual witch.
15:01Release your weapon and I'll let you walk free.
15:03Let me go, you fucking freak!
15:06Or don't.
15:07We can see how sharp that knife really is.
15:14What are you doing?
15:16Okay, fine.
15:17I'll count to three.
15:18One.
15:20Two.
15:26Three.
15:29Three.
15:30There.
15:30I think you owe Nathan an apology.
15:35Well, fuck that.
15:36That wasn't a question.
15:39I'm sorry.
15:41I'm sorry.
15:43A bit of sincerity.
15:45You fucking bitch.
15:46I'm gonna...
15:46I'm very sorry.
15:49It won't happen again.
15:51I swear.
15:51I swear.
15:51You're not worth this shit.
16:03What?
16:04But Nathan, baby, I...
16:05We're done.
16:06I...
16:06If you're finished with your workout, can we go home now?
16:17Yeah.
16:23What's the emergency and why'd I have to drag my ass all the way down here to deal with it?
16:28God, you look like shit.
16:30Yeah?
16:31Well, you ruined my life.
16:32It's your fault for bringing Astrid here.
16:34She got me kicked off the cheer team, prom comedian, and Miss Mason just broke up with me.
16:40And what do you expect me to do about any of that?
16:42I expect you to fix the mistake you made ten years ago when those people you hired to kill her killed her dumb daddy instead.
16:50I want Astrid gone.
16:52For good.
16:57A toast to Nathan and his vision in every sense of the word.
17:02Happy birthday.
17:05It's just apple cider, dear.
17:08Oh, my favorite.
17:12Make a wish for the years to come, but don't say it aloud.
17:21Let it sit in your mind and heart.
17:24I wish that you could stay by my side, always.
17:28Blow out the flame and let the smoke carry its intention into the world.
17:36So I know it's my birthday, but I got a little surprise for you, Astrid.
17:40Just mind closing your eyes?
17:42Our roles are finally reversed.
18:01My mom told me to meet you here.
18:03Come, Georgina.
18:05I believe we might be able to help one another out.
18:12You can look now.
18:26What's this for?
18:27I thought you liked my uniform.
18:30Hey, I do.
18:31I just, you know, I think it's a little plain for prom.
18:36I know it's a little late to be asking, but, uh, Astrid, will you go to the prom with me?
18:42I want to tell everybody about us, about how you cured me.
18:46You wish to tell everyone I am a witch.
18:47You said there isn't a place for a witch in this world?
18:49So why don't we make one?
18:52You in?
18:54I'm in.
18:54All right, let's get you an outfit.
19:07God, she's such a loser.
19:22I can't believe we used to let her boss us around.
19:25I can't believe I used to date her.
19:27May we help you, Ms. Hall?
19:30Oh, I just wanted to introduce myself to Huntington Hall's newest teacher.
19:35May I introduce Georgina Hall?
19:38Ms. Knight will be joining us for the rest of the semester as your chemistry instructor took ill quite suddenly, actually.
19:46We were very fortunate that she was available.
19:49I'll say.
19:49Okay.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:59No way.
20:00Is that Astrid?
20:12They make a pretty perfect couple, don't they?
20:16They sure do.
20:18Blind boy and his little freak of a girlfriend.
20:20Match man fucking heaven.
20:23I cannot wait to see you enter tonight.
20:27If you'll excuse me a moment.
20:33Everyone's going to freak.
20:34You're like a magical billionaire now.
20:36It's not my magic, it's Astrid's.
20:38Well, technically, it's our magic.
20:40Now, our souls are merged.
20:42You know, you don't have to tell everyone about your sight tonight if you're not ready.
20:45Oh, I'm ready.
20:46I want everyone to know exactly how powerful of a witch you are.
20:51A witch?
20:52You say?
20:52You have the gift yourself?
20:59A gift for chemistry, perhaps.
21:03Everyone knows witches and magic aren't real.
21:06Right?
21:09Miss Knight.
21:10Your new science teacher.
21:14Is that a little late in the semester for a new teacher?
21:16I come when I'm called.
21:18Your old teacher had to take a sudden leave of absence, so I always love to help.
21:23Students, students, hello, Huntington Hall.
21:30Oh, you all look so spectacular tonight.
21:34I just wanted to take a moment to say that I know you seniors are racing towards graduation.
21:41But I'm...
21:43Nothing to worry about.
21:44You can't see anything.
21:46Poor kid.
21:46And appreciate your time here thus far.
21:51What is she doing?
22:00Now let's turn that music back up.
22:04No.
22:04Astrid, do not drink that.
22:09I saw her put something in your drink.
22:12Bro, you think the new teacher's from the roof of your girlfriend?
22:14You need your advice, Chuck?
22:15I don't know what she's doing, but I know what I saw, okay?
22:19She denied the existence of witches, but I sensed something beneath the surface.
22:24Some type of power.
22:25Why do you think she lied to you?
22:27I do not know, but I intend to find out.
22:33I got an idea.
22:39It's done.
22:40She'll drink the elixir.
22:45It's done.
22:48She'll drink the elixir and become susceptible.
22:50As soon as it takes effect, I will drain her of her powers.
22:53And it'll kill her, right?
22:55No witch can survive being ripped from her energy.
22:58Hm.
22:58Good.
22:59Then we both get what we want.
23:00Hm.
23:00Can we cut the music for a second?
23:16Sorry for interrupting everybody, but there was something I just wanted to get out in the open tonight.
23:19I'm sure you've heard the rumors about Astrid and her abilities.
23:23Some of you might have even seen her powers in action in the gym the other day.
23:26But the truth is, Astrid Hall is not only brilliant and beautiful, but she's also a very powerful witch.
23:33She even cured my blindness.
23:47I can see the prom banner, the flowers, the balloons, all my beautiful classmates.
23:51I can even see the prom king and queen crowns in the back.
23:54So all that witchy bullshit was real the whole time?
23:57I thought she was just a god.
23:58No way, she's got actual magic.
24:00Maybe I was picking being blind the whole time.
24:02I promise you all it's the truth.
24:04We're incredibly lucky to have Astrid Hall here at our school.
24:08And I hope that you join me in embracing her here.
24:17While we're here, I'd like to invite our new science teacher, Ms. Knight, to the stage.
24:22What's this about?
24:29Keep up here, Ms. Knight.
24:32What's this about?
24:34Every covet has their time on our traditions.
24:37Everybody grab a glass.
24:39Let's have a cheers to Ms. Knight.
24:40She came in and saved the day.
24:42What have you done?
24:48What have you done?
25:02We only shared the blessing that you intended to bestow on me.
25:05So the real question is, what have you done?
25:07You can't do it.
25:10You can't do it.
25:10Not again.
25:12Again?
25:14Again?
25:15What are you talking about?
25:17Tell us what you've done.
25:18Step aside, mate.
25:30Release me.
25:31Tell me the truth first.
25:34Tell me what you want.
25:39I wanted you to get in.
25:46Why did you come here?
25:49We had an arrangement.
25:50Hello?
25:51Is no one going to stop this?
25:53Astrid just basically tortured that poor woman.
25:56She's clearly delirious.
25:58Dean Wilford?
25:59I, for one, would like to hear what she has to say.
26:01You were an unusual child.
26:07So much magical potential.
26:10And your stepmother.
26:12She hated you for it.
26:15Tell me something I don't know already.
26:17She promised I could take your power from myself.
26:22But then, something went wrong.
26:27You were only an untrained child.
26:30Yet somehow, you deflected my curse.
26:38And then your father.
26:41My father?
26:42He absorbed the pride.
26:45If we didn't keep you around, after your dumb daddy got killed.
26:49You killed him?
26:50But your soul, it resisted the curse.
27:05When did your father die?
27:08It's been ten years.
27:11I woke up blind ten years ago.
27:13Cursed.
27:13My soulmate.
27:15You took a fraction of the curse.
27:17You and my father together, you saved me.
27:19If only he hadn't been such a fool.
27:32You don't have the guts to kill me, little wits.
27:35You're right.
27:37But I can do something worse.
27:39What are you going to do?
27:40I'm going to take away her magic.
27:43For someone like her, that's a fate worse than death.
27:50You violent wretch.
27:53Besides, I know who's really responsible for this.
27:58I had nothing to do with this.
28:01Poor dear sister.
28:02Don't you know that if you play with fire, you're bound to get burned?
28:12Oh my God.
28:14She looks like Mr. Clean.
28:18Oh no.
28:19I thought she's a monster.
28:25This isn't over, you little witch.
28:28Not by a long shot.
28:32That is it.
28:44This prom is officially over.
28:46Everyone, back to your dormitories.
28:53You too.
28:55Are you okay?
28:56Are you okay?
28:57Yes.
28:58Yes.
29:02I know prom is supposed to be memorable.
29:08That's kind of insane.
29:10Only kind of?
29:14Do proms typically include attempted assassinations?
29:18Okay, it was very insane.
29:22I must be exhausted.
29:24Well, I did use the full extent of my energies today, but I also took misnights from her.
29:33They run through me now.
29:34I have never felt this kind of power before.
29:40Didn't she use dark magic?
29:42You can call it that.
29:44So does that make you a...
29:46Bad, bad witch now?
29:49How do you feel about that, Nate?
29:51How do I feel that my sweet girlfriend is now a sexy dark witch?
29:55I think I might kind of be into it.
29:59Only kind of?
30:06Fuck that.
30:06I'm very into it.
30:07Good morning, Graham.
30:20Is it?
30:21I've been fielding calls from belligerent parents.
30:25The courtyard is a crime scene.
30:27Georgina Hall, she's missing.
30:29And now, the police want to take statements from everyone.
30:33Well, here's mine.
30:34I wish God was coming to her.
30:35Thank the goddess, the universe has found its balance.
30:38Where are you two going?
30:42We're dropping out.
30:43You're what?
30:47Nathan, you are months away from graduation.
30:49No diploma's going to teach me what I want to do with my life.
30:52I got to go out and live it.
30:53And my parents gave me this fortune, so why don't I spend it on something meaningful?
30:57Like what?
30:58We're going to go back to my coven and convince my sisters to join the outside world.
31:02With my investment, they can build a modern community anywhere they want.
31:06They don't have to hide out in the woods.
31:07We witches have much to offer, but also much to learn.
31:11And we can't learn if we refuse to grow.
31:16Don't you trust us to take care of one another?
31:18Yeah, I do.
31:32Take care of each other.
31:33Who dare disturbs my work?
31:45Hi, Christos.
31:46I found her bleeding outside our gates.
31:48Please help me.
31:49My stepcissor Astrid.
31:51She wants me dead.
31:52Oh!
31:53You ready?
32:13Of course I am.
32:15I'm home.
32:16I'm home.
32:16I'm home.
32:46As an NFL quarterback for nearly two decades, I know the importance.
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