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Mistry P.I a silly private investigator gets a rag tag team to investigate crimes of the city.#silly#slapstick#funny#crime#beautiful girls#woman#sexy#fun#comedy#humor#coat#gun#family#dumb#madcap#adventure#romance#cigar#thief#sleep#wife#divorce#kind#nice#lazy#cellphone#car#glue#soldiers
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00:00:00you
00:00:16Sit man have a seat. Do you want to have a dog?
00:00:19Yeah, can't sit long, but I'll have a drink. What you got? So when's your bachelor party next week?
00:00:24Okay, so when you're getting back? Me? Nah, it's not for me. Maybe I'm like 40 or something like that, but not now.
00:00:34I'm bored maybe, let's take this one. Nah, I mean you gotta settle down.
00:00:40Nah, for you maybe, but I mean I can't.
00:00:45Maybe someone like you get married. Me, I'm what I get.
00:00:50You, I mean, you know, you're like a journalist, so you've got a much more exciting life than me.
00:00:55Maybe you can tell me one of your off-the-record stories.
00:01:00Call-up politicians, murderers. It's actually quite an easy story.
00:01:04Do you remember you met my cousin Maya?
00:01:07Maya? Yes, I think I met her once.
00:01:10Okay, well she used to met this guy named Vishnu.
00:01:14I knew a little bit about Vishnu, but Maya told me everything.
00:01:19This guy is right out of a cartoon. He's stupid and crazy looking.
00:01:24He used to be the son of this well-known policeman and he tried to follow in his father's footsteps.
00:01:31He got fired and stuff like that, but yeah, wait for this.
00:01:40His stupidity actually sometimes got him out of trouble.
00:01:44For example, he once got robbed a few times and he once actually fainted and another time, to get away from the rob he actually strangled himself.
00:01:54Give me your money.
00:02:07Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:10Give me your money, my bitch, girl.
00:02:12No, no, no, don't, don't do that, I mean.
00:02:15No, no, no, no, I'm a little rich, I want to go rock and do this.
00:02:19I don't do that. Give me your money.
00:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:34I'm just wondering.
00:02:40Well after being fired from every job, and failing his license many times, his parents said when he was 25 that he needs to come stay with his uncle in South Africa.
00:02:50So, he got a job with his uncle working in a shop and that's where he met his first love, Nirvana.
00:03:04I am Amin.
00:03:06He thought he'd speak like a South African.
00:03:11I'm Vishnu Mistry.
00:03:14I'm your...
00:03:16I'm your neighbor.
00:03:18Oh, Ramesh Mistry is your uncle, isn't he?
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22How come you're staying here?
00:03:26My father thought it would be nice to move up here, you know, for getting a nice job or something like that, yeah.
00:03:36So, where are you from?
00:03:37I'm from...
00:03:42I'm...
00:03:43Flam...
00:03:46I mean...
00:03:48Flam Hills.
00:03:49Flam Hills?
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:51I've never heard of it.
00:03:52Oh, yeah.
00:03:53It's...
00:03:55It's in somewhere south, you know, east to west, Joburg.
00:04:00Somewhere in that, you know, that type of radius and all that.
00:04:03It's hard to pick it up there.
00:04:04You can just go through it quite quickly, yeah.
00:04:07It's quite a lot of fun.
00:04:09Since I'm new here, how about a little bit of hospitality, if you don't mind getting a little bit of job, you know, sightseeing, you know, the usual tourist places and stuff.
00:04:20Well, I'm not a tour guide.
00:04:25But, uh, don't they say, uh, love thy neighbor as you love yourself and how we are clearly our neighbors.
00:04:33So, uh, I think maybe it's a wise move and so on.
00:04:37Okay.
00:04:38Well, as a friend.
00:04:39Okay.
00:04:40That's a deal.
00:04:41Um, my car is in the shop, unfortunately.
00:04:45I'm going to be getting it, maybe, you know, in the car a month or so, you know, it's exhausting.
00:04:50Um, so I can get my uncle, uh, my uncle can take us where we need to go.
00:05:00Why can't you borrow his car?
00:05:02Well, it's very particular, you know, the gears, you know, very, you know, modified and, you know, nitrous oxide and peroxide and all.
00:05:09Um, so, it's just for now.
00:05:15I mean, next time, you know, you'll go in a very nice car, you know, whatever, kind of elaborate adventure.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:25Okay, uh.
00:05:27Okay, thank you.
00:05:30Thank you, uh, been, uh, great, uh, thank you, uh, very kindly.
00:05:34Very kindly.
00:05:35Uh, so, six o'clock, uh, is that, uh, appropriate time for Saturday?
00:05:41Saturday, yeah, that's fine.
00:05:43Okay, thank you.
00:05:44See you again.
00:05:45Yes, uh, sounds like a plan.
00:05:48Okay, uh, okay, bye then.
00:05:51Bye.
00:05:53Okay, thank you.
00:05:55The last one, please.
00:06:06We'll see you next time.
00:06:07The last bit.
00:06:08The last one, please.
00:07:26Come in.
00:07:33Hi.
00:07:34Hi.
00:07:36You're supposed to meet later. What are you doing here?
00:07:39Look, I don't know how to say this, but I found someone else.
00:07:46After that, actually, my uncle arranged it just when you met Maya.
00:07:49This guy, a few times, but about a week before Maya's wedding, we were playing Tani.
00:07:53And I could check what I'm wearing or so on.
00:08:02Cut.
00:08:04Acha.
00:08:05Don't be scared, no?
00:08:07Acha.
00:08:11Hey, I will cut.
00:08:12Yeah, I will cut, yes.
00:08:14I will cut, yes.
00:08:16Definitely, I will cut.
00:08:18Crazy, of course.
00:08:20I will cut.
00:08:21I will cut.
00:08:22I will cut.
00:08:23I will cut.
00:08:24I will cut.
00:08:25No problem.
00:08:26Hey, I'm chomping, man.
00:08:27Come, you're wearing your tight-looking jerseys.
00:08:29Acha.
00:08:30Acha.
00:08:31Acha.
00:08:32Acha.
00:08:33Acha.
00:08:34Acha is pink, man.
00:08:35Shh.
00:08:36I need to get that.
00:08:37I'm chomping, man.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39I'm chomping, man.
00:08:40I'm chomping, man.
00:08:41What?
00:08:42I'm gonna be wearing your tight-looking jerseys all the time.
00:08:44It's on...
00:08:45Aquas.
00:08:46Aquas.
00:08:47Aquas is pink, man.
00:08:48Shh.
00:08:49I need to get that.
00:08:50It's okay.
00:08:51Uh...
00:08:52Partner, you're calling ten?
00:08:54Ten.
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57That's you.
00:08:58Yeah, ten.
00:08:59Huh?
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01That's you, that's it.
00:09:02Yeah, tin.
00:09:03Huh?
00:09:04Tin.
00:09:05You caught it, yeah?
00:09:07Tin.
00:09:08That was your lucky card, Victor.
00:09:30So you with your journalist of, uh, where's George your graphing at again?
00:09:42NBC, CBS, ABC, FBI, CIA, OMG, LOL, ANC, uh, or WKRP in Cincinnati?
00:09:58Um, it's actually just a star, thinking of it.
00:10:01A star?
00:10:02Mm-hmm.
00:10:03What was a star?
00:10:05Never heard of it.
00:10:06Never heard of it.
00:10:07Maybe you should have.
00:10:08We actually are doing a piece pretty soon, back on American history literature.
00:10:14Okay, let's see what you idiots got.
00:10:18Not enough.
00:10:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:10:55no no we didn't cheat
00:10:57no we won
00:10:59you cheat
00:11:01i mean we won
00:11:03okay rematch
00:11:05i mean we won
00:11:07i mean what is a rematch
00:11:09we won
00:11:11we won
00:11:13a rematch is for people who don't
00:11:15know how to play
00:11:17no we need a rematch
00:11:19no we might as well play
00:11:21he played all night
00:11:23this guy is going to be my
00:11:25future nephew
00:11:27i mean i don't know how to play
00:11:29i mean all the guys are useless
00:11:31he's only reason why we lost
00:11:33no i know how to play
00:11:35there was underhand things going on
00:11:37one of these guys was cheating or something
00:11:39somehow
00:11:41i had cards and there was different cards when i played
00:11:43no yeah i wouldn't
00:11:45you know why it's got alcohol
00:11:47i had one shot
00:11:49come on don't talk
00:11:51no
00:11:53i mean we won
00:11:55i mean we won
00:11:57square and fair
00:11:59get it right boy
00:12:01it's supposed to be fair and square
00:12:03but i didn't win fair and square
00:12:05no we won fair and square
00:12:07anyway i
00:12:09i
00:12:11let's talk about the
00:12:13the bachelor party
00:12:17and the families
00:12:19got together
00:12:21i don't care where you find it
00:12:23i want it
00:12:31maya you read this that a group of thieves got caught after they robbed the bank
00:12:35how they got caught while they were trying to escape the car didn't start
00:12:39talking about money i've spoken to devon about getting you a job
00:12:43you need to get your act together
00:12:45it's been a year now since you've been sitting around wasting time
00:12:47you got a cup in india
00:12:49you got fired
00:12:51we get married
00:12:53you work like a moron as a cashier giving people wrong change
00:12:57i can't help it
00:12:59i'm not a mathematician
00:13:01or whatever
00:13:03okay for the sake of our kids
00:13:05i'm willing to give this marriage
00:13:07one last chance
00:13:09what kids
00:13:11you don't have any kids
00:13:13okay for the sake of our kids
00:13:15if they exist in the future
00:13:17we're going tomorrow to the lodge
00:13:19for anniversary
00:13:21please don't irritate me
00:13:23we must leave at one
00:13:25i gotta go to work
00:13:27one of us got it on the living
00:13:29what do you do with that anyway
00:13:31i don't
00:13:33i don't
00:13:35i don't
00:13:43lay it up
00:13:45you feel the same way
00:13:47like killing your family
00:13:49that's what i'm telling you exactly where it is
00:13:53one
00:13:55five miles
00:13:57to west
00:13:59and
00:14:03you know where little rock is
00:14:05yeah
00:14:07well one mile left
00:14:09then you take the highway
00:14:11you take another left
00:14:13and wall street
00:14:15and then you take right
00:14:17and um
00:14:19uh
00:14:21number fifteen
00:14:23uh
00:14:25the property
00:14:27that's my first spot
00:14:29thank you kindly
00:14:31you gonna spare us now
00:14:33i lied boys
00:14:35you killed all fools
00:14:37two of us old bigot
00:14:39yeah
00:14:41who said two of us
00:14:43hey
00:14:55hey what's
00:14:57so what's the problem
00:15:03okay let's relax
00:15:05you want some tea
00:15:07no
00:15:09okay
00:15:11okay
00:15:15look at this
00:15:17bud
00:15:19how many cigarettes
00:15:21two
00:15:23let's see now
00:15:25okay
00:15:53hey hey hey
00:15:55nice
00:15:57nice
00:16:01nice
00:16:03yeah
00:16:04fantastic
00:16:05what's the problem
00:16:07i have this girlfriend anita
00:16:11she's really pretty
00:16:13and i want to impress her
00:16:15i told her i live in the house
00:16:17i feel if she gets to know me this weekend
00:16:19she could seal the deal
00:16:21afterwards i'll tell her the truth
00:16:23and she'll understand
00:16:25at the time to impress her
00:16:27yeah but you're smiling in such a place
00:16:31yes you and pu are going over the weekend so
00:16:35what about you
00:16:39i can't remember what time you're leaving
00:16:41i think i think about nine tomorrow
00:16:43okay i can be there ten
00:16:47okay i'll act like i'm looking for keys
00:16:49i'm looking for keys
00:16:51okay
00:16:53okay
00:16:55okay
00:16:57okay
00:16:59okay
00:17:01okay
00:17:03okay
00:17:05okay
00:17:07okay
00:17:09okay
00:17:11okay
00:17:13okay
00:17:15you can come in
00:17:17you can come in
00:17:19you can come in
00:17:21you can come in
00:17:23you can come in
00:17:25you can come in
00:17:27who is that
00:17:29me
00:17:31who is me
00:17:33who is me
00:17:35me her
00:17:37sorry i don't know you
00:17:39can you please leave
00:17:41i know you
00:17:43can you please open
00:17:45can i help you
00:17:47yes you can
00:17:49have a contact investigator
00:17:51who informed me that my boyfriend
00:17:53that i was supposed to get married to
00:17:55was here with another woman yesterday
00:17:57i'm sorry i don't i don't want to hear
00:17:59all your sad stories
00:18:01i live here with my wife
00:18:03could you please leave
00:18:05no no no no no no no
00:18:07i'm not going anywhere you wouldn't have any issues with me
00:18:09scooping around i'd like to catch this cheating dog
00:18:13i mean there is no dog here
00:18:15can you please go
00:18:17are you covering up for this
00:18:19idiot
00:18:21rakesh
00:18:23rakesh
00:18:33look lady
00:18:35i don't know you but i
00:18:37personally think
00:18:39that you should leave
00:18:41you don't understand i love rakesh
00:18:43rakesh
00:18:45how can you do this to me
00:18:51i'm not worried about rakesh
00:18:53i personally think that you
00:18:55you should leave
00:18:57it seems like you're taking your friends part
00:19:03i never heard of this rakesh
00:19:05the only rakesh i know is a guy who sells pineapples
00:19:09in the road i've got this card and everything
00:19:11it's just beautiful it tastes
00:19:13you should have it sometimes
00:19:15it's very nice
00:19:19listen here you fat pig
00:19:21i beg your pardon
00:19:23how can you call me something like that
00:19:25in my house you call me that
00:19:27you all talk why don't you call the police
00:19:29okay
00:19:31let's call the police
00:19:33you think i'm playing with you eh
00:19:35sure
00:19:45is that a police
00:19:49what you say
00:19:51you say a police
00:19:53i'm looking for police
00:19:55you are police looking for police
00:19:57i want the police
00:19:59oh did my son do a bad thing
00:20:01i don't know your son
00:20:03and i'm not the police
00:20:05you are my son's friend
00:20:07no i'm not
00:20:08because if you are the police
00:20:09i lie i say my son no yeah
00:20:11but you are a friend hold on
00:20:13i am not your son's friend
00:20:17hi this is tony
00:20:19who
00:20:21tony loud
00:20:23my dad said you are my friend
00:20:25i don't want you
00:20:27i told him i want the police
00:20:29why do you want the police
00:20:31did someone steal from your house
00:20:33because why am i talking to your
00:20:35bye
00:20:37sorry wrong number
00:20:39anyway i got no time for this clowning around
00:20:41have to go
00:20:43you'll see me when you least expect it
00:20:45no
00:20:47you
00:20:49i
00:20:51i
00:20:53i
00:20:55i
00:20:57i
00:20:59i
00:21:01i
00:21:02i
00:21:03i
00:21:05i
00:21:07i
00:21:09i
00:24:17Why can't you call?
00:24:19Never mind.
00:24:21Hello, there's a guy here.
00:24:25What's his name?
00:24:27I can't understand his name.
00:24:29But I think he wants me to call you for him.
00:24:33Let me describe him.
00:24:35He's ugly.
00:24:37He's ugly.
00:24:41And with a mustache.
00:24:43And he's wearing a 1950s shirt.
00:24:45And he's short, crazy guy with fur on his feet.
00:24:55Oh, wait.
00:24:57I think he's writing something.
00:24:59Oh, wait.
00:25:01I think he's writing something.
00:25:03He's ugly.
00:25:05He's ugly.
00:25:09He sees his agent.
00:25:11You must come and see him here.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17He sees his wife.
00:25:18He sees his car.
00:25:19And you must drive to him.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:23Hey, give me a minute.
00:25:25Give me a minus.
00:25:27Or I'll call you in your family.
00:25:29I don't go too long.
00:25:31Okay.
00:25:33Thanks.
00:25:53I don't know.
00:26:23At one moment.
00:26:25I think he's anymore.
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:28You must tú.
00:26:29It goes like again.
00:26:29This is
00:26:453
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:48You must be
00:26:51See.
00:26:53What is everything?
00:27:19Get up.
00:27:20I'm trying to watch my soapies here.
00:27:22Go sleep in your room.
00:27:23This stupid soap, I mean, it's the same story.
00:27:27This man in love with his wife and then he falls in love with someone else and then that man falls in love with a lot of women.
00:27:36Just go in your room and sleep.
00:27:39I want to watch my soapies.
00:27:41Get out.
00:27:44Get up.
00:27:48Just go.
00:27:49Just go.
00:27:50Damn it, I missed the most important part here.
00:27:52I'm strong.
00:27:52I'm strong.
00:27:52Then, where did you get to bed?
00:27:59It's a perfect for you!
00:28:02It's time for you to get to bed!
00:28:06After you get rid of the bed, you've got your bed!
00:28:11What happened?
00:28:19I got my bed for bed!
00:28:21Hello. I forgot to tell you we're leaving at 3.
00:28:30Somewhere. We're still at home. Can't you guys go somewhere for a few hours? I'll be down this now.
00:28:43Just tell the girl and tell her I'm a butler and that I'm tidying up and I'll give you privacy because I'll be off for the weekend.
00:28:57But remember, after the weekend, you must tell her the truth that I'm auntie's husband. Don't worry. When she comes, we'll see.
00:29:11I'm so tired. I'll be down now.
00:29:41What's happening?
00:29:47We're dead in five minutes. She's just turning up. I thought she said you were alone.
00:29:53Yeah, we meant to be, but she's just making some chow and then we leave.
00:29:57I'm a little hungry.
00:29:59Master Sunaj. Come in, please.
00:30:01Master Sunaj. Come in, please.
00:30:05Sorry, Master. Doze off for a second.
00:30:11This is one of the time.
00:30:13Hi, Alicia. Doze off for a second.
00:30:15This is one of the time.
00:30:17Hi, Alicia. Doze off for a second.
00:30:19This is one of the time.
00:30:21This is one of the time.
00:30:23Hi, Alicia. Delighted to meet you at your service.
00:30:27I'm sure.
00:30:29But you are so foolish, man.
00:30:31Sorry, Master. But don't worry, I'll show you what I'm going to do.
00:30:33This is one of the time.
00:30:35This is one of the time.
00:30:37This is one of the time.
00:30:39This is one of the time.
00:30:41This is one of the time.
00:30:43This is one of the time.
00:30:45I told you to be very foolish man.
00:30:47Sorry, master.
00:30:49But not worry, I shall make you a wonderful breakfast.
00:30:53Delightful one.
00:30:55Make it a continent breakfast.
00:30:57As you wish, master.
00:30:59So, what do we do this weekend?
00:31:01I think we should spend a little weekend, yeah.
00:31:09I'll buy something.
00:31:11Do you want to go check on him?
00:31:13Come here, come here.
00:31:23Can I borrow some money?
00:31:25I'll show you a bit.
00:31:35Sorry, at this time, I'm just waiting for you.
00:31:37Report.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:43Why don't you sing along?
00:31:45What song?
00:31:47I have a band with my friends.
00:31:49One little dad.
00:31:51Maybe you can sing along.
00:31:53Maybe you can sing along.
00:31:55Really?
00:31:56Yeah.
00:31:57Really?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59No, lame.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:03It's cold.
00:32:04It's cold.
00:32:05I'm going to break you.
00:32:07I'm going to break you.
00:32:09I'm really going to break you.
00:32:11I'm going to break you because I'm untamed.
00:32:13I'm going to break you.
00:32:15I'm going to break you.
00:32:16I'm going to break you because I'm untamed.
00:32:17I'm going to break you.
00:32:19I'm really going to break you.
00:32:21I'm going to break you because...
00:32:23Say it by the bell.
00:32:25Okay.
00:32:26I'm going to break you.
00:32:27I'm going to break you.
00:32:28I'm going to break you.
00:32:29I'm going to break you.
00:32:30Oh!
00:32:31Burnt toast.
00:32:32I'll make it rather well done.
00:32:34Tell me.
00:32:35How long have you been working for Suraj?
00:32:39Going on two years now.
00:32:42And before that?
00:32:45Before that, I worked for the Duke of Essex.
00:32:50I didn't know Essex had the Duke.
00:32:53Oh yes, my lady.
00:32:55A Duke.
00:32:56Wonderful man.
00:32:57He lived in great servants quarters and the family doctor, his name was Dr Zhivago.
00:33:04I worked everywhere.
00:33:05You know, House of Commons, that sort of thing.
00:33:08All over the UK.
00:33:11Suraj!
00:33:12You think I'm an idiot?
00:33:13No.
00:33:14You think I'm stupid?
00:33:15No.
00:33:16You think I'm stupid?
00:33:17No.
00:33:18This house doesn't belong to you and this is a relative.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:27I felt that if you thought this was my place, you wouldn't go out with me because you think
00:33:33I wouldn't have money inside.
00:33:34You thought right.
00:33:35What?
00:33:36Are you going to date no poor fool?
00:33:42Let her go.
00:33:44Okay.
00:33:45Let me go to.
00:33:46Okay.
00:33:47Let me go to.
00:34:01Vishnu, Vishnu.
00:34:04What are you doing here?
00:34:05The door was opened.
00:34:06I got a photo of Rakesh and some woman.
00:34:07That is my wife.
00:34:08What?
00:34:09Your wife?
00:34:10With my husband?
00:34:11I'm really sorry that the poor left you here.
00:34:12Anyway, what can I do?
00:34:13I can't do anything.
00:34:14I can't do anything.
00:34:15She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:17She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:18She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:19She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:23So he decided to be a private investigator and he adopted an upper class British accent.
00:34:24Why?
00:34:25She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:26So he decided to be a private investigator and he adopted an upper class British accent.
00:34:27Why?
00:34:28She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:29Why?
00:34:30She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:32So he decided to be a private investigator and he adopted an upper class British accent.
00:34:34Why?
00:34:35She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:36She's calling it that stupid milkman.
00:34:41So he decided to be a private investigator and he adopted an upper class British accent.
00:34:52Why?
00:34:53He thought it would sound better or sound more sophisticated for his clients.
00:34:59Why?
00:35:00Yes.
00:35:01Yes.
00:35:02Must be too lacking.
00:35:03I must be beckoning this well.
00:35:06Yes.
00:35:07Yes.
00:35:08I am Mystery PI.
00:35:12This is my first day as a private investigator.
00:35:40The time now is 7 o'clock.
00:35:47I am expecting people at 9 o'clock for an interview to assist me.
00:35:53I hope to get lots of cases.
00:35:57I am very fortunate my ex-wife, Maya, has allowed me to stay in this house
00:36:07and use one of the rooms as an office.
00:36:18I can't wait to see what happens the remainder of the days.
00:36:31Blasted no batteries.
00:36:35What is taking so long?
00:36:38There are no other people for the interview besides women being there for long.
00:36:44This guy probably like a free HP. I can sense it. What do you think?
00:36:51I don't know. I am just desperate for work like a lot of people.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:59Oh, here's your rubber duck, you donkey.
00:37:02I think I've been quite generous enough to give you this house and the divorce.
00:37:06You're so stupid.
00:37:10How can you go and sleep with a...
00:37:13How can you go and sleep with a stupid milkman, you imbecile?
00:37:17What the...
00:37:19What's wrong with your accent, Bagla?
00:37:21Are you feeling okay?
00:37:22By the way, he's not a milkman, he's a dairy farmer.
00:37:28Dairy farmer.
00:37:29And let me tell you something, he provides adequate service delivery.
00:37:33And what are you going to do when he finds another milk mommy?
00:37:40Well, the more the merry. And what's up with your accent?
00:37:44Geez, you know, you...
00:37:47I should have never, ever married an absolute donkey like you.
00:38:09Come on, let's play.
00:38:14Come on, let's play.
00:38:16Come on, let's play.
00:38:17Come on, let's play.
00:38:18Come on, let's play.
00:38:19Come on, let's play.
00:38:20Come on, let's play.
00:38:21Come on, let's play.
00:38:22Come on, let's play.
00:38:23Come on, let's play.
00:38:24Come on, let's play.
00:38:25Come on, let's play.
00:38:26Come on, let's play.
00:38:27Come on, let's play.
00:38:28Come on, let's play.
00:38:29Come on, let's play.
00:38:30Come on, let's play.
00:38:31Come on, let's play.
00:38:32Come on, let's play.
00:38:33Come on, let's play.
00:38:34Come on, let's play.
00:38:35Come on, let's play.
00:38:36Come on, let's play.
00:38:37Come on, let's play.
00:38:38Come on, let's play.
00:38:39You idiot, you think I didn't see that, you missed the block, you go down the snake.
00:38:52No, I've called it.
00:38:54Yes, I have weed.
00:38:56I'll snake you, you go down the snake.
00:38:59Don't call me snake.
00:39:01You're a snake.
00:39:09Come in.
00:39:13Do you have to do this?
00:39:15Come, let's go.
00:39:21Come in.
00:39:26Sit down, please.
00:39:34Since it's the only two of you here, you both are hired.
00:39:39You, sweet face, will be my secretary.
00:39:42And you, my young friend, will be my assistant.
00:39:50Oh, where's my man?
00:39:52Would you like some bubble gum?
00:39:55You mean bubble gum, yes?
00:39:57Yes.
00:39:58No, it's fine, you don't need it.
00:40:05Oh, we're gonna work quite well together.
00:40:08Um, what is your name, young lady?
00:40:12My name's Margarita.
00:40:14They call me magic.
00:40:18Oh, Margarita.
00:40:21Anyone wants a drink?
00:40:23No, sir.
00:40:25Well, more for me then.
00:40:29They call you magic.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:32Yes, I see.
00:40:33Well, you can do a spell, like, you know, magic spell.
00:40:38You know, cast, you know, what do you call the thing?
00:40:40Leverage?
00:40:42No, sir.
00:40:43I don't do magic, they just call me magic.
00:40:48I see.
00:40:49So you can't do any magic.
00:40:51Oh, um, I see.
00:40:55Well, we're gonna get a lot of work these days.
00:40:57We're gonna have a lot of fun, and I think the clients will be rolling in.
00:41:02We're gonna enjoy working together, and it goes with Israel.
00:41:06Sir, um.
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:13Yeah, that was a stiff shot.
00:41:20Anyway, like I said, it calls for a celebration.
00:41:24Anyone want some cigars?
00:41:26No, thanks, sir.
00:41:28Well, you never mind.
00:41:30Don't be modest.
00:41:32We're all in the same boat.
00:41:35I can't wait before we solve some...
00:41:39You're gonna work for the greatest detective of all time.
00:41:46I dare say, even greater than the great Sherlock Holmes.
00:41:49Mystery PI, actual service.
00:41:51Delighted to meet your acquaintance, and so on, and so forth.
00:41:56Wow, who's that?
00:41:59That's...
00:42:00I'm offended, lady.
00:42:02That's me, of course.
00:42:07Yes, so...
00:42:09You just need to make sure...
00:42:12That everything...
00:42:15According...
00:42:16I intend that...
00:42:18There should be great...
00:42:20I mean...
00:42:22People will come here from all over the world!
00:42:24Scotland Yard will be rolling, it will be fantastic!
00:42:27I have absolutely no idea!
00:42:29You have no idea how much work we'll be getting!
00:42:32You will be able to tell your grandchildren that you'll be working for this...
00:42:36Wonderful, wonderful...
00:42:38And everyone that has ever said anything against me
00:42:40shall dread the moment.
00:42:43Because I intend to work fantastic cases!
00:42:46This...
00:42:48Miss Loch Ness Monster, all of these people will come from all over the world
00:42:50and be like all of my fantastic fans!
00:42:55What do you say about all that?
00:42:56Do you think that is wonderful?
00:42:57You think that is absolutely fantastic?!
00:43:02You, Magic!
00:43:03What do you say?
00:43:04Um, sir, um, that, that would be great.
00:43:10That would be great. You're one who say, sir?
00:43:14Perfect.
00:43:15Perfect indeed. So we have a deal.
00:43:34Where's Magic? Why isn't she at my desk?
00:43:47Magic is, let's go to the, yeah, he said you go to the shop and buy some pages.
00:43:54I don't know what you're going to do.
00:43:56Cascades.
00:43:59I haven't been getting any work. I suppose I was wrong.
00:44:04If we don't get work soon, we're going to have to sleep in the pavement.
00:44:13It's a very hard floor.
00:44:15They say it's quite good for the back, but I don't want to be standing the whole day's sun.
00:44:23Getting sunburnt, those cardboard boxes.
00:44:27I'm sure there are chaps that enjoy that.
00:44:31But I don't know what we're going to do.
00:44:34We might be doomed. We can have to...
00:44:35Let me get that.
00:44:45Yes, yes. Come in.
00:45:02Your name is Mr. Shabarala?
00:45:04Yes, I'm Mr. Shabarala.
00:45:05Okay. Have a seat, please.
00:45:08Call me Vusi.
00:45:11I mean, call me Vishnu.
00:45:18Call me Vishnu.
00:45:20Ah, what I mean?
00:45:22Vusi.
00:45:25Call you Vishnu?
00:45:26Yes, okay, Vishnu.
00:45:31Oh, wow. Extraordinary. We've both got the same name.
00:45:33Tell me what is the problem.
00:45:35Um, you see, I'm suspecting my business partner are a fraud.
00:45:40You see your business partner is a frog?
00:45:44No, he's a man, not a frog.
00:45:48A man?
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:50Oh.
00:45:54A man who thinks he's a frog?
00:45:56Wow. Oh, extraordinary.
00:45:58Actually, I'm not actually suspecting him, but I know he's been very dishonest.
00:46:03Not long ago, I found two checks on my desk.
00:46:06Both of them with my signature on it.
00:46:08And I know they were forged.
00:46:10I see.
00:46:11What are you doing? We are conducting business.
00:46:13Tell her that immediately.
00:46:14What are you doing? I'm going to tear that up.
00:46:21Sorry, don't worry, my friend.
00:46:24I have a photo memory.
00:46:26It's quite extraordinary.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:28All right.
00:46:29And, uh, let me not forget this.
00:46:32Here is his, uh, home address.
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:35Yes.
00:46:36It's, uh, 16th Road.
00:46:38Yes.
00:46:3816th Road.
00:46:39Yes.
00:46:41Let me write that down.
00:46:42We won't arouse suspicion.
00:46:45We walk around the street.
00:46:47If anyone sees us, they'll assume we're a gay couple.
00:46:53Hmm.
00:46:56Okay.
00:47:02Now, we will definitely catch this chap.
00:47:07Don't worry.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:12Now, this is 91.
00:47:26Looks like it's not here.
00:47:28We're going to have to wait here all night.
00:47:30But, we are in great disguise and we are undercover.
00:47:34So, let's act like a bunch of queens.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:39Now, remember, we are in disguise and we are undercover.
00:47:44In case anyone walks past, we must be like a bunch of queens.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Um, darling, remember the wonderful time that we had, uh, in, uh, Rackensburg, uh, a few
00:48:02years ago.
00:48:02It was wonderful.
00:48:04It was exciting.
00:48:05It was exhilarating.
00:48:06Um, I shaved my legs that day.
00:48:09It was very sexy.
00:48:10And, you know, my panties are just killing me at this moment.
00:48:15It is terrible.
00:48:16Um, yes, yes, yes.
00:48:19Uh, who is that chap there?
00:48:25This is a guy.
00:48:26This is a guy.
00:48:27What?
00:48:28The guy from the photo.
00:48:29Are you sure?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Excuse me, sir.
00:48:32Yes, my boy.
00:48:33What can I do you for?
00:48:34My wife and I, uh, a bunch of queens who Jeff got married, wonderful reception, and, you
00:48:43know, there's so much discrimination here with married gay couples.
00:48:47Uh, is there a nice pub we can go?
00:48:49We can have a chat with you about the area and so on.
00:48:53Of course not.
00:48:54This is a democracy.
00:48:55I should support the fruits and all.
00:48:57Wouldn't you like to come inside?
00:48:58It's more cozy inside.
00:49:00We have a drink inside the house.
00:49:01Well, in that case, let's do it.
00:49:22You know, I don't get drunk too often.
00:49:27But one, one night I woke up with this huge woman next to me and she took the whole bed.
00:49:39You know, it's the worst if you try and turn over and you're feeling this wall there and
00:49:43you just see this huge obstacle in the bed.
00:49:46You know, there's a guy that put a post in the net for two grand or not to drink with him for a whole month.
00:49:57Hey, that's, that would destroy your kidneys.
00:50:09You know what?
00:50:10Next morning, you're going to have a stag and TV box.
00:50:14The kidneys can come home.
00:50:15Why didn't I think of that?
00:50:17The car's in this excuse me.
00:50:20I think I'll drain the lizard.
00:50:22I think I'll drain the lizard.
00:50:25I'll be back now.
00:50:34Hey listen.
00:50:37This is number...
00:50:4116.
00:50:42But the address is 91, but it's the same guy. You know what I think? I just think this is a safe house. You know these criminals, they have these safe houses.
00:50:56Strange that it's in the same street. This man is a genius. He's got a safe house. He lives in number 91.
00:51:0516 is the, this is a safe house in the same street because no one is suspect anything. I think he's quite drunk. Do you have the dictaphone?
00:51:22Yeah. I think I can get him to confess that he stole Mr. Shabalala's money.
00:51:31I'm just going to come out straight and ask him.
00:51:50And that, this reminds me about 10 years ago when I met this charming, beautiful, wonderful man.
00:52:00Romeo's name was gentleman, kind man, soft man, beautiful man, caring man, graceful man, kind man, friendly man, hardworking man, courageous, all these, virile man, all these wonderful, wonderful qualities you look in a potential partner.
00:52:25I'm sure you understand that. And I took him for a ride. He wanted to be a sculptor. And I said that I do not care for sculptors. But I was before I met this Neanderthal. And say I'm just a simple queen with my
00:52:53various wonderful occasions. But I divorced him. When divorce was very prominent and I broke his heart a little and I think it is not all that fantastic.
00:53:18I wonder if you've done anything that you've regretted, Mr. Webber.
00:53:25Mr. Webber. That's my name, Mr. Webber.
00:53:34It actually rings a bell. I've got a partner named Lucy Shabalala.
00:53:39Mr. Webber. And he didn't hear it from me. I devoted him with two checks. Can you believe it?
00:53:53Mr. Webber. An idiot deserved it. But you know what? If you think of it, I wish him that you'd do. If he was private investigators, he would have been in trouble, man.
00:54:03Mr. Oh, no. I assure you there is not. There's just us little fairies. And we should just blow fairy dust.
00:54:18Mr. Well, my sweetie, I think we must hit the road. Mr. Webber, you can see, he's a very busy man. I'm sure he's got a lot of various meetings with, I don't know, ministers of health and all these others with his liver being damaged. I don't think we're on with this.
00:54:46Mr. Thank you very much for the beer and the wonderful time. Thanks for the visit. No problem. And we assure you that your secret is safe and sound.
00:54:59Mr. But can you just say it one more time? Because it sounds beautiful when you say that you stole from your partner.
00:55:06Mr. You know the idiot deserved it. Absolutely. I must confess he did.
00:55:12Mr. But two chicks. They didn't even respond to two chicks. And what is his name again?
00:55:17Mr. Foushi. Foushi. It's beautiful. Say his full name so it can just flow the rhythm.
00:55:25His full name, please. Mr. Foushi. Foushi.
00:55:31Mr. We're attending a gay pride day. We must be proud and I'm sure you agree. Thank you very much. And it has been wonderful meeting you.
00:55:44Mr. Thank you very much.
00:55:45Mr. We'd like to make your acquaintance. Asante.
00:55:48Mr. I thought we'll never get out of there. I'm hungry. Yes, we'll go and have. Very hungry.
00:56:06Mr. We did great work. And I have the dictaphone. Let's go have some nice food. Okay. But wait. Yeah.
00:56:13Mr. I just realised he didn't bring any money. Oh well. We are fruits after all.
00:56:20Mr. No one gets out of the fruit.
00:56:35Mr. No one gets out of the fruit.
00:56:40Mr. Oh well.
00:56:45Mr. Noone goes.
00:56:50Mr. Noone goes.
00:56:59Mr. Yes.
00:57:04Mr. Well, what are we eating?
00:57:06Mr. Yes. Well, what is for dinner?
00:57:08Yeah, yeah, okay. Thanks. Bye.
00:57:16Hello?
00:57:38Magic. Yes, yes, yes. What's happening?
00:57:46I won't be able to attend. I won't be able to come today.
00:57:51I've got meetings. Let me just stop the car.
00:57:54Yes, I've got meetings.
00:57:57No, no, don't worry about that. I should be back only in the evening.
00:58:12Yes. Yes, quiet.
00:58:27Yes.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:34Yes, yes.
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:38Yes.
00:58:41No.
00:58:43No.
00:58:45No.
00:58:47No.
00:58:49No.
00:58:51No.
00:58:53No.
00:58:55Hello darling. Hi. Sorry, is Mr. Mystery here? No, he's not. My name is Robin. I work
00:59:18nearby. I'm the Lord. How entroly. I came here to borrow some coffee. Wow. I didn't know
00:59:32this was a coffee shop. Just trying to be nice and you're very hard to me. But you're
00:59:39so cute darling. Sweetie, are you single or am I? I'm doing fine. My name is Magreka.
00:59:48They call me magic. Well, magic, you can spell on me. Abracadabra.
01:00:18What are you doing here? I can just borrow some coffee. Sorry, we don't have coffee here.
01:00:45He's left. Okay, what you got darling? Listen creep, we're not here to cater for your needs.
01:00:53Oi, magic, you're playing hard to get. No names Raven. Fly away dirty old car and never come
01:01:03back. I will be back my darling. See you soon.
01:01:10Cascade says there's someone here to meet me. A bit of a surprise. But did you have to leave this door open?
01:01:28I don't know what it could be. I'm not in a mood for surprises.
01:01:35Hello beautiful. What are you doing here? I'm Samantha, the hairdresser from across the street. That young guy came for a haircut and he told me all about what a great PR you are.
01:01:46Wow. Wow. Wow, you read my heart. What's with this? It's no chinny. No, I just thought it would be nice and romantic. Nice accent for you from
01:01:53Little ritual I mean
01:02:05A little ritual. I mean
01:02:19Little big shawala near London. Quite a nice place. Do you know where that is?
01:02:28Nothing.
01:02:34I must say this is a very most enjoyable meal. Thank you.
01:02:40You're very welcome.
01:02:46Where are you from?
01:02:48Florida.
01:02:50Oh.
01:02:52Mickey Mouse.
01:02:53No.
01:02:54Johannesburg.
01:03:00I think you're really cute.
01:03:02Cute?
01:03:04How much of this wine did you have dear lady?
01:03:08Besides, I'm too old for you. I'm 34. How old are you?
01:03:15I'm 21.
01:03:17But that doesn't matter.
01:03:19I like men like you.
01:03:21Oh dear, let me find a light switch.
01:03:25Oh sorry about that. That's the alarm. Not to worry.
01:03:31Oh, terribly sorry about that. That's the intercom. Just hang on please. I am so sorry about this my dear. I will get to it right immediately. I just need to find the light.
01:03:49Almost done, almost done, almost done. This must be it. Oh yes, okay. Here you go.
01:04:07Unfortunately, I need to leave now. It's been wonderful. I mean, it's been a great moment of my life meeting you. But regrettably, I need to leave. But thank you very much for a wonderful dinner. And as soon as the case is finished, make no mistake, you are on the first priority. You will be, I'll push all those other girls aside. You will be the first on the list there. And...
01:04:25As soon as the case is over, we shall spend, we'll have a wonderful evening, whatever, Paris or something. But I really need to leave now. And thank you and goodbye. Have a wonderful day.
01:04:46Hey, put the light on. Vishnu, come back. Where are you going?
01:04:55Mr. Nestle, Raven Van Otto. What can I do for you? You know this girl, Magic? Yes. I'm in love with you, sir. How do I win a lot? Well, you see, my good man, there's only one extraordinary way. Magic.
01:05:23Magic, like a lot of these fair creatures. Have always loved for men to be in charge. So, what you do is, when you see her again, you go up to her and tell her, Magic, my love, I'm going to do you this wonderful favour.
01:05:51Uh, I'm going to go on a date with you. Even though I can go out with any woman. I choose you. And...
01:06:01You know, I need to go to the office. You know, my client's accused of robbing guy's house. But wait for this. He had the rear.
01:06:13Yeah. While he was robbing in the house, he messed the whole place. He cucked all over the place.
01:06:21Indeed.
01:06:23You know? You know? This is only so that men in Munich, you'll be hang up for this.
01:06:30Hung.
01:06:31I see.
01:06:33Okay, my good man. I must be off. See you later, my man.
01:06:41Yes, just meetings with PM. I'm sure you're aware of that. Yes, man. See you, my man. See you. Bye.
01:06:47Bye. Delighted. Thank you. Bye. Bye.
01:06:53Thank you. Bye.
01:06:57Yes, yes. So, what is the news?
01:07:01Well, I checked the telephone you gave me.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06Well, how did you get him to confess?
01:07:09What did you call her?
01:07:10Oh, it doesn't matter.
01:07:12Mr. Chabalala got his tape and he left the check here for you.
01:07:17Delighted.
01:07:19So, what were you working for? Scotland Yard?
01:07:22Yeah.
01:07:24Well, bitch, there's a girl here to see you.
01:07:29She said, you said, because the case is over. She wants to see you.
01:07:35I want to see you.
01:07:36Samantha, you can come here now.
01:07:43So, when are we going out?
01:07:46Miss, uh...
01:07:51Mosavish, I don't think I'm free.
01:07:57Well, Mr. Mystery, you're free today, tomorrow, next week?
01:08:03Um, I'm pretty sure I have some meetings.
01:08:07No, sir. You're free.
01:08:14I suppose I'm free.
01:08:16I suppose you are.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:27Yeah, I got this dude's confession and tape.
01:08:30What happened?
01:08:31Nothing.
01:08:32He called Maya a couple of days ago and told that he solved the case.
01:08:36Sir, what a story, eh?
01:08:48Okay.
01:08:49I got paid today for solving my first case.
01:09:09I have no doubt there will be many, many more clients.
01:09:19The time now is just, uh, five past five.
01:09:34Oh, what a day.
01:09:36Hello?
01:09:53What is the use of death insurance while I am still alive?
01:09:57Idiot!
01:09:58Open the door, Vishnu.
01:10:06Open!
01:10:07Damn it.
01:10:11Open!
01:10:13Vishnu, open the door.
01:10:15You were right.
01:10:16He ran off with the mob mummy.
01:10:19Please open the door.
01:10:21I really need to talk to you.
01:10:24Come on.
01:10:25No, I don't want you back.
01:10:27There's nothing you can say that can change my mind.
01:10:53You're the aint.
01:10:55We've got a free escape.
01:10:57The Gracies of Nacho Station
01:10:59You will have a free escape right now.
01:11:00Сов RUSSELLS
01:11:01As had us later on leaving the хоч app,
01:11:02can I see you?
01:11:03You're a servant.
01:11:04It's like you.
01:11:05Got a lot of space.
01:11:06I am at us.
01:11:07We've got one job on playing.
01:11:08We gotta have space on, stand up,
01:11:09no and ask us.
01:11:10We have business.
01:11:11Like the entonces,
01:11:12We've got our money,
01:11:14uh,
01:11:16We'll have a home community.
01:11:23You
01:11:28Action hello, Mr. Danger
01:11:48Wow man, what's a great job?
01:11:53It takes a lot of people
01:11:57Yeah
01:11:59Let's play
01:12:01Roll in and
01:12:03Action
01:12:07What's taking so long?
01:12:09There are no other people for the end of the day besides a woman being there
01:12:15This guy's like a probably a great PI
01:12:19I can sense it
01:12:21What do you think?
01:12:22I don't know
01:12:24I'm just desperate for work like other people
01:12:27Yeah
01:12:28Let's play, let us in sync
01:12:31But are we there?
01:12:33Why don't you get a crayons and culinary book while you're at it?
01:12:38Simone
01:12:40Come, let's play
01:12:42It's too slow
01:12:43Alright
01:12:44Action
01:12:45And
01:12:46I broke his heart
01:12:48I broke his heart
01:12:49I broke his heart
01:12:50I broke his heart
01:12:51I broke his heart
01:12:52I'm over it now
01:12:54I broke his heart
01:12:55I broke his heart
01:12:56I'm over it now
01:12:57I'm over it now
01:12:58I'm over it now
01:12:59I'm over it now
01:13:00I'm over it now
01:13:01I'm over it now
01:13:02It was a long time ago
01:13:03I regretted that
01:13:04Love does this too sometimes
01:13:05Charming man
01:13:06Wonderful man
01:13:07Beautiful man
01:13:08Kind man
01:13:09Soft and gentle man
01:13:10Stay soft man
01:13:11Stay soft man
01:13:12And
01:13:13Hello
01:13:14Hey man
01:13:15Charming man, wonderful man, beautiful man, kind man, soft and gentle man, stay soft man.
01:13:30Hello. Action. Yes, magic. Now we will attend it now. Thank you. That was the delicious magic. Action.
01:13:53No, you are just dealing with a bunch of fairies. In fact, we must attend Never Never Land. I'm sure you must come there sometime. Wonderful people there, all the cake you can have, all the wonderful goodies, you know, pumpkins, all inclusive.
01:14:13And we need to attend as well. There shall be, maybe even Elton John will be there, sexy man, isn't he? And we must be attending now and we will meet these people and we will tell them to give you a shout.
01:14:32Thanks for the case. I mean, thanks for the confession. I feel like a wonderful, it's enriched my life doing all this useful information. It's nice to share information like I shared my former lover's information.
01:14:54Irrelevant, of course, but it's nice to share that information. Thank you so much, sir. And I shall speak to you when I'm back in England about his majesty and you possibly could get knighthood. Thank you, sir. And have a wonderful day.
01:15:14Thank you, sir. May I have his photograph, please? Oh, yeah. Here is his photograph. And by the way, it's not that I really suspect him. I just know that he's being very dishonest. I mean, not long ago I found two checks, both of them with my signature on them.
01:15:44And I know the report. What are you doing with that? No, no, you actually cut. You're supposed to look at the photograph and I go like this there. You look at it and you put it down.
01:15:55Cut. Action. Don't be scared.
01:15:59So how are those things, Manos? Not more than this thing.
01:16:14Let's go for it on.
01:16:15I know.
01:16:16Let's go.
01:16:17Let's go.
01:16:21Let's go.
01:16:22I know.
01:16:29Let's go.
01:16:34Let's go.
01:18:13I'm priceless like a gem and I'm precious as a jewel.
01:18:16I'm with a hundred men, but you are still a fool.
01:18:18I shine like the witch's diamond, fast as a cheetah.
01:18:20Raps the mind like you're picking time and just laughing when we beat you.
01:18:23I'm taller than Everest, deeper than the Thames.
01:18:26I'm your best beverage, but I'll feed you by the flames.
01:18:28You see, I've got hearts pumping and bodies sweating.
01:18:31So when I start pimping, the parties are blessing.
01:18:33They're praising me, but it seems I didn't start.
01:18:35I'm amazing me, because I love rappers in the dark.
01:18:38I'm a chameleon, they didn't see me coming.
01:18:41I'm a million, the rappers already running.
01:18:43I'm about to soar, you can call me a rocket.
01:18:46Do you know what's more?
01:18:47Hip-hop's in my pocket.
01:18:48Break it down, I want you to know.
01:18:50How we do this, how we do that.
01:18:53Break it down, break it down.
01:18:56And I want you to know, oh, this is the best shit around town.
01:19:02This is the best shit around town.
01:19:08I shine like the twinkle little star.
01:19:10Cause I don't need to know I'm the best by far.
01:19:13I'm a rap magician, like David Blaine.
01:19:16The lyrics so high, you need to go insane.
01:19:18I love hip-hop, and it's my passion.
01:19:21I'm reaching heights that no one's passing.
01:19:23I whip my beats out, just like a good lashing.
01:19:25In your beats, oh shit, I need some aspirin.
01:19:28You can now see your lyrics, don't stick.
01:19:30Like a cheap magician, without a trick.
01:19:33And it's no surprise, I put out for my n-
01:19:35So close your eyes, or we got triggers.
01:19:38So open up the bottle, and shoot that liquor.
01:19:41Open the club, move on, it's quicker.
01:19:43And baby girl, do me a fiver.
01:19:46Pull my panties down, and let me take it.
01:19:48Break it down, I want you to know.
01:19:50How we do this, how we do that.
01:19:53Break it down, break it down.
01:19:55And I want you to know, oh, this is the best shit around town.
01:20:02This is the best shit around town.
01:20:07Yeah.
01:20:08Guess who's back with another verse?
01:20:11Back to own rap with another huss.
01:20:13Wipe yourselves off, cause your rapper's bleeding.
01:20:16Write yourselves off, a challenge is what I'm needing.
01:20:18The world says to me, I spit hot shit.
01:20:21The girl said to you, nah, not this.
01:20:23But this flow is super, you can't stop this.
01:20:26Do me when I do, yeah, you can't rush.
01:20:28I'm climbing mountains, I'm paving the streets.
01:20:31View landing fountains, I'm raiding the beats.
01:20:33Attack when you're least expected, I'm something else.
01:20:36Attack now you keep regretting, and nothing helps.
01:20:38K-pop's my best food, I keep eating it.
01:20:41I like my best mood, I keep feeling it.
01:20:43And now I'm tired of showing others the way.
01:20:45Cause it's my time to get paid today.
01:20:48Break it down, I want you to know.
01:20:50How we do this, how we do that.
01:20:53We on this beat, we on the street.
01:20:56So go ahead and break it down.
01:20:58Break it down, break it down, break it down.
01:21:07Yeah, we on the street, we on the street.
01:21:10So go ahead and break it down.
01:21:13We right here, man.
01:21:14But we on our way to the top.
01:21:15Please believe that, baby.
01:21:18We know you're gonna wanna hit this one on replay, man.
01:21:21Yeah, it ain't ever gonna stop.
01:21:26Alright.
01:21:28Let's go.
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