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00:00:00My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of Homicide, and this is
00:00:24my workshop, the part of town that everybody knows about but that nobody wants to see,
00:00:28where the tragedies are deeper, the ecstasies wilder, and the crime rate consistently higher
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00:02:14Well, you would like maybe, as usual, some flowers for the funeral.
00:02:17Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to my...
00:02:21I thought possibly, because I always give to you all my funeral business,
00:02:26maybe you should possibly give to me a little cut rate.
00:02:30Look on me, Mrs. Shiver.
00:02:32What am I, a philatelist?
00:02:34I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations.
00:02:37And I should give you a cut rate.
00:02:39I can't even afford water for the flowers.
00:02:42To my throat, I would be giving a cut.
00:02:44I dreamt, I dwelt in marble halls with vassals...
00:02:49Shut up from the back!
00:02:53Excuse me, Mrs. Shiver, that Seymour...
00:02:56He's a nice boy.
00:02:57Why don't you let him sing?
00:02:59What, see?
00:03:00Look, here I got a new customer, brand new in the yellow vest.
00:03:03I should let the cleanup boy, but I can't even afford chase him out right away.
00:03:07Flowers fresh as the springtime mushniks.
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:14Oh, hello, Dr. Farb.
00:03:16What can I do for you today?
00:03:17Listen, mushnik, I haven't got much time.
00:03:19Send me over two gladiolas and the fern.
00:03:22Excellent.
00:03:23That's two dozen glads, one potted fern.
00:03:25No, no, no, mushnik.
00:03:27Two gladiolas and one fern.
00:03:31You want I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the ferns?
00:03:34No, one fern, one piece altogether, three pieces.
00:03:38I need it for my waiting room.
00:03:40Yeah, it's a falling cloud.
00:03:42What?
00:03:42A falling cloud.
00:03:43Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
00:03:45You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?
00:03:48What kind of a decoration is that?
00:03:50Listen, it's my flower budget for the week, mushnik.
00:03:54Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
00:03:56All right, excellent.
00:03:57I'll send Seymour right away.
00:03:59Who am I to argue with science?
00:04:01Make it snappy.
00:04:03Now you are going to get it.
00:04:05Oh, you are going to get it.
00:04:09Look.
00:04:10Seymour Krelboin.
00:04:15Now, Mrs. Shiva, we were talking from the funeral flowers, but the little of...
00:04:19Did you call me Mr. Mushnik?
00:04:23No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
00:04:29Sorry, I said it.
00:04:30Now look, Seymour.
00:04:33You take two gladiolas.
00:04:35You'll cut them nice and even.
00:04:37You'll take one for him.
00:04:38You'll wrap them in a package.
00:04:39And you'll take them to Dr. Fowler.
00:04:41Right?
00:04:43They'll go already.
00:04:45Now, what can I do for you, sir?
00:04:47My name is Burson Fouch.
00:04:48Excellent.
00:04:49I am Gravis Mushnik.
00:04:50Oh, that's a good one.
00:04:51Now, who's going to get my roses?
00:04:53I'll take care of you, Mrs. Shiva.
00:04:54Come right over here.
00:04:55You would like maybe some orchids for a nice girl?
00:04:59No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
00:05:01Oh, dear.
00:05:02Carnations.
00:05:03Burson can't turn around these days that somebody shouldn't drop dead.
00:05:07You've had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva.
00:05:10Bad luck, she calls it.
00:05:11You should have so many people kick off.
00:05:13You would have somebody fall on top of you, too.
00:05:15What about the carnations?
00:05:17Then you wanted some roses.
00:05:19Yes, for Stanley.
00:05:23My carnations.
00:05:28You should see what that Seymour is.
00:05:30Oh, here are your carnations.
00:05:32Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
00:05:33No, that's all right.
00:05:34I'll leave them here.
00:05:40Why not?
00:05:40Of course, what else?
00:05:46They are all right.
00:05:47Well, I've had better.
00:05:48Well, this is a small shop.
00:05:50Oh, that's okay.
00:05:51You know, those big places, they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
00:05:55When you raise them for looks and smell, you're bound to lose some food value.
00:05:58I like to eat these little out-of-the-way places.
00:06:01Such a thing, eating flowers.
00:06:03Look, don't knock it until you try it, huh?
00:06:07Look what happened.
00:06:10This is what I was trying to tell you before.
00:06:13Look on him, everybody.
00:06:15Look at the quality of his work.
00:06:17I ask you, when I fire him, where is he going to get such another good job?
00:06:21You mean I'm fired?
00:06:22No, I'm electing you president from the United States.
00:06:26Yes, you are fired.
00:06:27Gravis, you can't do that.
00:06:29Who?
00:06:29Who can't?
00:06:31I didn't mean it.
00:06:32You didn't mean it.
00:06:33You never mean it.
00:06:34You didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet with the get-well card in the funeral parlor
00:06:39and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital.
00:06:43You didn't mean it.
00:06:44But this time, I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it.
00:06:48He means it.
00:06:51But gee, Mr. Mushnick, don't I always try to do what's right?
00:06:54And I'm crazy about flowers.
00:06:56I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
00:06:58Excellent.
00:06:59You're fired.
00:06:59Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
00:07:02I give him a chance to quit.
00:07:03I ain't gonna quit.
00:07:04You're a brave boy.
00:07:05You're fired.
00:07:06But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick.
00:07:08You know what I'm doing?
00:07:10I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
00:07:13I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
00:07:15Excellent.
00:07:16I can't even sell the plants I got in my shop.
00:07:18Out, you.
00:07:19Now, wait a minute.
00:07:20If he's got a new kind of plant, you ought to look at it.
00:07:22I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.
00:07:24I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years.
00:07:27But I got one shop on Skid Row.
00:07:29One stinking shop.
00:07:30I don't even like flowers.
00:07:31No, you don't understand what I mean.
00:07:33Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world.
00:07:36And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants do the best business.
00:07:39Si.
00:07:40Si.
00:07:40Si.
00:07:41What is this, a tango?
00:07:44All right.
00:07:46Explain me more.
00:07:47Well, I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy.
00:07:51And people came from miles around to look at that wall, and they stayed to buy.
00:07:54The owner got rich?
00:07:55No.
00:07:56Well, he scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
00:07:58Oy!
00:07:59That was my cousin Harry.
00:08:01All right.
00:08:03All right.
00:08:04You go home, and you get this fancy-schmancy plant, and you bring it back here.
00:08:08And if Mr. Yellow Vest Fouch says it's a draw, you still got a job.
00:08:11If he don't, out you go to Bowie, right?
00:08:14Don't worry.
00:08:14You'll like it.
00:08:15You'll see.
00:08:26This is Radio KSIK.
00:08:37You've been listening to music for old invalids.
00:08:39Our next selection is entitled Sick Room Serenade.
00:08:43Seymour, is that you?
00:08:46Yeah, Ma.
00:08:48Come in here and look at my tongue.
00:08:50But Ma, I've already seen your tongue.
00:08:54Don't you know sympathy for your poor mother?
00:08:57Laughing at her and mocking her realness, and she's got one foot in the grave?
00:09:01Oh, I didn't mean it.
00:09:02Oh, you never mean it.
00:09:03Oh, come on.
00:09:04Look at my tongue.
00:09:06A tongue's a tongue, Ma.
00:09:07They all look the same to me.
00:09:08Oh.
00:09:09Did you stop at Dr. Mallard's and get the results of my tests?
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13He said there's nothing wrong with you.
00:09:15Oh, no, Dr. Mallard.
00:09:16He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
00:09:18He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
00:09:21He wants me dead.
00:09:23I'll bet he's assistant coroner.
00:09:25Ma, I got a guy.
00:09:26And I know I've got my goiters coming back.
00:09:29I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
00:09:31Yeah, that's when you take those great...
00:09:33What you got, a little surprise for me?
00:09:37Open it up and see.
00:09:38All right.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:45Dr. Slurp Saddle's famous tonic.
00:09:49Wait here.
00:09:52To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis,
00:09:57neuralgia, headache.
00:09:59If hit by a truck, call your physician.
00:10:03Alcoholic contact.
00:10:04Ninety-eight percent.
00:10:06Ha-ha!
00:10:08Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is gonna do for me.
00:10:12Oh, I can feel that surge of warm help going through me already.
00:10:25Look, Ma, I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop.
00:10:28You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
00:10:30Yeah, and if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's gonna fire me.
00:10:33Apparently, my hearing's going out on me.
00:10:39I get the distinct impression it's your job security.
00:10:42Depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.
00:10:45Gee, it looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work.
00:10:48I wish I knew what to do with it.
00:10:50Well, if you asked me, I'd pitch it out in the trash.
00:10:52I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
00:10:55Look, Ma, I gotta hurry.
00:10:56Can I bring you anything?
00:10:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:59Bring me the evening news.
00:11:01They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
00:11:04The winner gets to go to the Mayo Clinic.
00:11:06Ha-ha!
00:11:07Bye, Ma.
00:11:07Bye, son, I'll see you in the rosy end of dawn.
00:11:12Drink to me, old friend, with thine eyes, and I will...
00:11:17Hey, put this on my bill.
00:11:26Well, here it is, everybody.
00:11:28What do you think of it?
00:11:30Well, it sure is different.
00:11:32It looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
00:11:34Well, it hasn't been feeling too well.
00:11:36You called that a fancy plant.
00:11:37It looks like it never spent an healthy day in its entire life.
00:11:40I don't care.
00:11:41I like it anyway.
00:11:43You, you like even skunk cabbage.
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:46What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
00:11:48Well, I'm not sure.
00:11:50I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue.
00:11:53He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
00:11:57Fine, fine.
00:11:58You don't even know what is this plant you're growing.
00:12:00Well, I gave it a name.
00:12:02What name?
00:12:03Oh, gee.
00:12:04What, you gave it a dirty name?
00:12:05You can't even mention it?
00:12:06Well, I named it Audrey Jr.
00:12:09You named it after me.
00:12:12Oh, really?
00:12:14That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me.
00:12:16You poor kid.
00:12:18I don't think it's so much.
00:12:19I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary.
00:12:23But Gravis, he named it after me.
00:12:25I know, and if they keep it, they'll name it Mushnick's Folly because I'll be in jail for non-payment of taxes.
00:12:30Are you crazy?
00:12:31Who, who?
00:12:32You, you.
00:12:32That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world.
00:12:35Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health, you'll have people coming here from all over?
00:12:39You think so, you follow?
00:12:40I know so, you Mushnick.
00:12:41Now, that's all I'm saying on the subject.
00:12:43Besides, I've got to get home.
00:12:44My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
00:12:45Good night, you pal.
00:12:48Good night.
00:12:49And I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:51Crazy about kosher flowers.
00:12:54He's a nice man.
00:12:56Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
00:12:58Maybe he's not so stupid.
00:13:00I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:13:02I'll keep you and this Dumbbell Jr. for a week.
00:13:05If you can nurse it back to health, you both can stay.
00:13:07If you can't, you're both fired.
00:13:09Oh, Chief, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
00:13:11Don't feel sad, Seymour.
00:13:17Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
00:13:19I'm not worth it.
00:13:20Who says you're not?
00:13:23Everybody.
00:13:24Yeah, I know.
00:13:25But I think you're a fine figurative of a man,
00:13:28and I know that Audrey Jr. will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world.
00:13:34Well, I don't know.
00:13:36I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food
00:13:39and distilled mineral water you can buy,
00:13:42but it just gets sicker and sicker.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45You're going to be another Luther Glendale.
00:13:48Pasadena.
00:13:49Burbank.
00:13:51Good night, Seymour.
00:13:53Good night, Audrey.
00:14:03What's the matter, little plant?
00:14:05Haven't I done everything I could for you?
00:14:07Where did I goof?
00:14:12You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow,
00:14:14and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
00:14:17Please don't die.
00:14:20I'll get you some water, okay?
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:22Oh, gee, you opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
00:14:45I wish I knew how to make you grow.
00:14:47Here, let me move this out of your way so you can breathe.
00:14:51Ow!
00:14:51Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:54Hey, what happened?
00:14:56How come you woke up?
00:14:59Blood?
00:15:00You like blood?
00:15:03Oh, you must be kidding.
00:15:07Well, we'll see.
00:15:08I don't know what I'm doing for you.
00:15:21Ow!
00:15:22Ow!
00:15:28Oh, who would have thought it?
00:15:30Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's tastes.
00:15:47Seymour!
00:15:48My boy!
00:15:49You're the most magnanimous person in the whole world!
00:15:52Look on him, Audrey.
00:15:53Isn't he beautiful?
00:15:54Isn't he delicious?
00:15:55Isn't he got the two-dollar raise?
00:15:57What happened to your fingers?
00:15:58These things.
00:15:59So how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
00:16:02Five bees?
00:16:02One from each finger?
00:16:04Ten bees.
00:16:05Did you say I was getting a two-dollar raise?
00:16:06Correct, my very excellent Seymour.
00:16:08Ten bees.
00:16:09What did I do now?
00:16:11Don't you know what you did?
00:16:13Just look.
00:16:15Oh, boy, look at that.
00:16:18It grew.
00:16:19It's almost a foot long.
00:16:21Isn't it empirical?
00:16:22It grows like a cold sore from the lip.
00:16:25Oh, hello, young pretty ladies.
00:16:28What can Gravis Mushnick do for you?
00:16:30Well, we saw your sign outside.
00:16:31About the Audrey Jr.
00:16:32So we thought we'd come in and take a look.
00:16:34Well, give a look.
00:16:35That makes four people today who've come in just to look at it.
00:16:38Oh, did Shirley.
00:16:39Is that just too much?
00:16:41Oh, what kind of plant is it?
00:16:43It's an Audrey Jr.
00:16:44Where was it?
00:16:45You got in trouble with ten bees.
00:16:46Well, is that all?
00:16:47I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?
00:16:48Yes, of course.
00:16:49But who could denounce it?
00:16:51You would like maybe to buy something.
00:16:52Well, we don't have any money.
00:16:54Except $2,000.
00:16:56But that's just to spend on flowers.
00:16:58So we don't have any of our own.
00:17:00Isn't that a drag?
00:17:01You got just $2,000 just for to spend on flowers?
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:06Who died?
00:17:07The Chamber of Commerce?
00:17:08Well, we're from Cucamonga High School.
00:17:10And we're building a float for the Rose Bowl parade.
00:17:12Which is made out of flowers.
00:17:13Thousands of them.
00:17:14And we're on the committee that picks the florist.
00:17:16And then glues on the flowers.
00:17:17Oh, gee, that sure is a mad plant.
00:17:21Wow, yeah.
00:17:23Seymour here invented it.
00:17:24He did.
00:17:25Thousands of flowers.
00:17:27Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
00:17:29Please don't damage the horticulture is.
00:17:32Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnik?
00:17:37My flower has got something the others don't.
00:17:39What's that?
00:17:40The cheek.
00:17:41Well, gee, if your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jr.
00:17:44I guess it can get us everything we need.
00:17:46Yeah, we'll talk it over with the rest of the committee.
00:17:48Excellent.
00:17:48Well, we've got to run now.
00:17:49Bye, all.
00:17:50Bye, Cucamonga.
00:17:51Bye.
00:17:51Bye.
00:17:51Bye, girls.
00:17:57A son.
00:17:59A son.
00:18:00Look, Audrey.
00:18:01I got a son.
00:18:03Oh, gee, Mr. Mushnik.
00:18:05What, Mr. Mushnik?
00:18:06I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnik anymore.
00:18:09I want you should call me Dad.
00:18:11Okay, Dad.
00:18:12Isn't that beautiful?
00:18:14Seymour Krell, boy.
00:18:15Come over here, my son.
00:18:17I want to talk on you about the future.
00:18:20Look on this flytrap.
00:18:22Look on it.
00:18:23Soon we got no more skid row.
00:18:26We will be rich.
00:18:27Us.
00:18:28I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers,
00:18:33which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly
00:18:39Hills, do you see that big sign in the sky?
00:18:44It is saying, Gravis Mushnik in French.
00:18:48Isn't it exciting?
00:18:50And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register.
00:18:53And Gravis will wave his arms.
00:18:55And the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's spring song.
00:18:58And I'll come out in a gown wrapped by somebody expensive and say,
00:19:02The carnations are $600 a dozen, two dozen for a thousand.
00:19:06It's a bargain.
00:19:07Get them while they land.
00:19:08Stop shouting.
00:19:09My Uncle Mushnik, my Uncle Mushnik just passed away.
00:19:14He turned to fly to New Jersey.
00:19:16Tell me, how much are the carnations today?
00:19:20The carnations are $600 a dozen.
00:19:22Why are they letting him run around loose?
00:19:24Please, please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
00:19:27Just point to anything in the store and it is yours.
00:19:29I mean, that's right.
00:19:31The cash register maybe, huh?
00:19:33Wait a minute.
00:19:34Here, here are several dozen carnations on the house
00:19:40Courtesy of Gravis Mushnik de Blum, tycoon.
00:19:43That's my dad.
00:19:44Thanks.
00:19:46Thanks very much.
00:19:48Only tell me, why are you so happy?
00:19:51Not only did my Uncle Mushnik brother Yanko die,
00:19:56Teneple, New Jersey.
00:19:59You should also give some flowers to that put that plant there.
00:20:02Good morning, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:06Good morning.
00:20:07Good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
00:20:09Look what happened to my plant, Dad.
00:20:11Who are you calling Dad?
00:20:12Who, who?
00:20:12Oh, no.
00:20:14And it was so beautiful just a few seconds ago.
00:20:16Excellent.
00:20:17Just a few seconds ago, I gave away dozens of carnations,
00:20:20free to Mrs. Shiva.
00:20:21I didn't mean it.
00:20:23You have perhaps an explanation.
00:20:25No, but if you give me a minute, I'll think of one.
00:20:28I can see it all now.
00:20:30We are in the poor house.
00:20:31That big sign in the sky, it is reading,
00:20:35Seymour Krelboind, rest in peace.
00:20:38In Arabic!
00:20:39Oh, you've got to give him another chance.
00:20:41You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:43I'll sit up all night with that plant.
00:20:45It'll be healthy in the morning.
00:20:46You'll see.
00:20:47I promise.
00:20:48I promise.
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I promise.
00:21:00Feed me...
00:21:12Feed me...
00:21:13Who said that?
00:21:17You said that.
00:21:18You said that.
00:21:20Mmm, feed me.
00:21:24You said that.
00:21:26You can talk.
00:21:27I got a talking plant.
00:21:30Say it again.
00:21:31Feed me.
00:21:32Oh, boy.
00:21:34I never been to college and I ain't been around much.
00:21:37But I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant.
00:21:41But I'll take your word for it.
00:21:43Gee, Junior, I'd like to feed you.
00:21:45But I used up all my fingers.
00:21:47Feed me.
00:21:50Look at me.
00:21:53I'm all cut to pieces.
00:21:55But maybe I can find another drop here someplace.
00:22:04That's the best I can do.
00:22:06More.
00:22:07More.
00:22:09But I'm already anemic.
00:22:11Feed me more.
00:22:14Gee, Junior, I'd be happy to give you anything I got.
00:22:17But I got to keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Mom.
00:22:21Hmm.
00:22:23I'm sorry, Junior.
00:22:24Oh, I'll go for a walk.
00:22:26Maybe I'll think of something.
00:22:27Good issue.
00:22:29I'll go for a walk.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31I'll go for a walk.
00:22:32Oh, yeah!
00:22:33Ooh, gentlemen.
00:22:34Ooh!
00:22:34Ooh, ooh!
00:22:35Wow!
00:22:36Oh!
00:22:38Oh, boy!
00:22:40Oh!
00:22:41Oh, boy.
00:22:42Oh, boy.
00:22:44Oh.
00:23:45Oh, my God.
00:24:30Daddy, there's somebody out there.
00:24:37Oh, my God.
00:25:07Oh, my God.
00:25:15Feed me.
00:25:16Look, chow hound, don't bother me.
00:25:19I've got problems of my own.
00:25:21Feed me.
00:25:22I'm sorry, pal.
00:25:23I'm fresh out of blood.
00:25:24Talk to somebody else.
00:25:25I'm hungry.
00:25:27I don't care what you are.
00:25:29Can't you see I'm knocked out?
00:25:31I just killed a man.
00:25:32I'm a murderer.
00:25:34You think it's fun to be a murderer?
00:25:36You think it's fun to haul around a sack full of...
00:25:39Oh, no, Junior.
00:25:42What kind of guy do you think I am?
00:25:44I'm starved.
00:25:47Well...
00:25:48Maybe just a snack.
00:25:51That looks great.
00:26:02That looks great.
00:26:12Now, that is what I call a salad.
00:26:15What do you call that salad?
00:26:16Cesarean.
00:26:18Well, before the next course, I think I'll have a nice cigar.
00:26:22You all right?
00:26:23You would like maybe a cigar?
00:26:26You don't smoke cigars.
00:26:28What am I thinking about?
00:26:30Where are the matches?
00:26:32Oh, boy.
00:26:33You know what I found?
00:26:35What?
00:26:35I'm looking for the matches.
00:26:37And I found I left the money in the other suit.
00:26:43Here's your mock chicken legs.
00:26:45You don't have any money?
00:26:50So what else is new?
00:26:52All right.
00:26:52All right.
00:26:53I made a mistake.
00:26:54After all, a man is entitled?
00:26:57Go on.
00:26:57This is your story.
00:26:59I'll wait for the punch.
00:27:00Don't get smart with me, girly.
00:27:03I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register, I'm having the total day's receipts,
00:27:09which is summing up to more than $9.
00:27:11You'll bring the rest of the food.
00:27:13Then I'll go to the shop and get the money.
00:27:16You're playing my favorite song.
00:27:19Now look here, buster.
00:27:21One of you is going to go down right now and get the loot,
00:27:24while the other one stays here until the first one gets back, if you get what I mean.
00:27:29Oh, fine.
00:27:31In this fancy-schmancy restaurant, you are holding hostages, right?
00:27:35Right.
00:27:37Excellent.
00:27:39You eat up, Audrey.
00:27:41I'll be back in a flash with the cash.
00:27:44Bye, Gravis.
00:27:44Bye, Gravis.
00:28:03You flush now, right?
00:28:33Bring me whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon.
00:28:37What?
00:28:37Scotch, rye, tequila, sake, Manischewitz.
00:28:41Did you bring the money?
00:28:42Don't bug me with the money. I got to get drunk now.
00:28:46What flipped him?
00:28:47I don't know.
00:28:48Look here. Here, take it. Bring me anything. Bring me everything. Creme de mince. Everything you got.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55Travis, what happened?
00:28:57Don't ask.
00:28:58You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:29:00Ghosts I could handle. Don't ask.
00:29:02Why don't you tell me? Maybe I could help you.
00:29:04Help? You couldn't.
00:29:05Try and eat something. It'll calm your aggrammation.
00:29:11In mine own shop.
00:29:13Audrey, you wouldn't believe it.
00:29:15I wish you'd break out and tell me.
00:29:17All right. I'll tell you tomorrow, right after I am telling the police.
00:29:21But Mushnick didn't come to the police.
00:29:26If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story.
00:29:30It was not.
00:29:31I'll tell you, right after I am telling you, you wouldn't be interested in selling a half-interest to this place, huh?
00:29:45Mr. Mushnick, we talked to the committee. And they said we could use your flower.
00:29:47On the float. And guess what? We're going to feature Audrey Jr.
00:29:51Right on top.
00:29:53Can't you just picture it?
00:29:54I can picture it.
00:29:55Oh, won't the people just eat it up?
00:29:56Eat up the people.
00:29:57And we're going to have the big part of it open. So she can sit in it.
00:29:58Who?
00:29:59The queen. With her crown and scepter. She'll be so cute.
00:30:22Oh, you could just eat her up.
00:30:23Eat up the girl.
00:30:24Oh, there's Seymour.
00:30:26Oh, Seymour.
00:30:27Oh, I got a toothache.
00:30:29Oh, I got a toothache with me.
00:30:32You come to me.
00:30:33Oh, my God. I got a toothache. It hurts. Oh, I do my job.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:41Now, Seymour, talk on me.
00:30:43I got a toothache. What do you want to talk about?
00:30:45That plant. Is that a nice subject for to talk?
00:30:48The plant. The plant is great. It's four times bigger than it was yesterday.
00:30:52I saw. I saw. How come the plant is now so big?
00:30:55I don't know.
00:30:57But look at all them people out there.
00:30:59We've only been open a half hour, and we've already done $70 worth of business.
00:31:02Eighty-five. Now, look, Seymour.
00:31:05You gave this plant a fancy name, Audrey Jr., but I want to know right now, what do just people call it?
00:31:11Well, it's a cross between a Butterworth and a Venus flytrap.
00:31:14Venus flytrap. And what are the habits of this Venus flytrap?
00:31:17Well, the book says it eats insects. It eats them three times in its life, and then it's full grown.
00:31:23Excellent. And how many times is this one eat?
00:31:27Well, once or twice.
00:31:30You don't remember?
00:31:32Well, this is kind of an unusual type flytrap.
00:31:35That is a possibility.
00:31:37It may never eat again. I don't see how it could get any bigger.
00:31:40Then you think you don't need any more flies.
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:48Oh, my tooth is just killing me.
00:31:51All right. Excellent.
00:31:53You run along to the dentist.
00:31:55I'll take care of things here.
00:31:57Thanks, bud.
00:31:57Gravis, we've got to order more flowers. Tons of them.
00:32:09I'm making lots of money.
00:32:10Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:24Oh, no, please don't hurt me anymore.
00:32:27Oh, please don't hurt me anymore.
00:32:29I just, I don't.
00:32:31No, no, no.
00:32:34That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat.
00:32:39Oh, no.
00:32:39Go ahead and run, you sniveling dog.
00:32:45Go ahead and run.
00:32:46I'm glad I heard you.
00:32:46I'm glad.
00:32:47I'm glad.
00:32:48Seymour.
00:32:49Seymour, you got a bad tooth, huh?
00:32:52No, I thought this was the men's room.
00:32:53Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
00:32:55You get in there.
00:32:58So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh?
00:33:01Sit down.
00:33:02Come on.
00:33:03Guess what?
00:33:10My tooth stopped hurting.
00:33:12Yes, I know.
00:33:13Let's see.
00:33:14Shut up and open up.
00:33:16Uh-huh.
00:33:22Does that hurt?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Good, you haven't felt anything yet.
00:33:26Uh-huh.
00:33:26It's still over here.
00:33:28Seymour, who was the dentist here, you or me?
00:33:31I'll find that tooth.
00:33:32Mm-hmm.
00:33:33Uh-huh.
00:33:35Look at that stalagmite.
00:33:38But don't worry.
00:33:39It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
00:33:41I won't even use Novocaine.
00:33:42Oh, you broke the mirror in my mouth.
00:33:45Well, don't tell me about it, stupid.
00:33:46Just swallow it.
00:33:48All right.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:49Let's see now, Seymour.
00:33:51Let's see.
00:33:51I'll have this one and this one and that one.
00:33:54And I have to have this one, Seymour.
00:33:56It's only one, too.
00:33:57Seymour, who is the dentist here, you or me?
00:33:59Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
00:34:00No.
00:34:01All right.
00:34:02Uh-huh.
00:34:03Let's see.
00:34:05Uh-huh.
00:34:06Oh, shh.
00:34:07Seymour, Seymour, don't be mad at me.
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:12Ah!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:14Look at that.
00:34:15Will you look at that, Seymour?
00:34:17I didn't know you were an elk.
00:34:18You know, I can't afford an assistant.
00:34:24So I get this ready, instant mix.
00:34:27It doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
00:34:29Mm.
00:34:31All right, Seymour.
00:34:32Oh, stay away from me.
00:34:34Seymour.
00:34:34Oh, you're trying to kill me.
00:34:36A duel.
00:34:37Ah-ha!
00:34:51Is this Dr. Farb's office?
00:34:53just a minute oh yes I see it is you you can come in now my name is Wilbur
00:35:17force Wilbur force what just Wilbur force my first name is Wilbur my last name is force
00:35:25I don't have a middle name well you have an appointment maybe no but you were very highly
00:35:32recommended to me by one of your patients a mrs. S. Shiva I do a lot of undertaking for her
00:35:39relatives well as you can see I have a customer now and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day
00:35:45so you'll have to come back tomorrow oh I couldn't do that I have three or four abscesses a touch of
00:35:52pyorea nine or ten cavities I lost my pivot tooth and I'm in terrible pain well I can't help you
00:35:59today oh that's all right I'll just wait outside the patient came to me with a large hole in his
00:36:17abdomen caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife he almost fled to death and gangrene had set
00:36:26in I didn't give him much of a chance there were other complications the man had cancer tuberculosis
00:36:34leprosy and a touch of the grip I decided to operate my my patient just left you could come in now
00:36:44oh goody I didn't see the other man leave well he went out the back door
00:36:52you know most people don't like to go to the dentist but I rather enjoy it myself don't you
00:37:02I mean there's such there's a real feeling of growth of of progress when that that old drill goes
00:37:11in I mean I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere wouldn't you yeah
00:37:16now no no became it dulls the senses this is gonna hurt you more than it is me oh goody goody here it
00:37:26comes oh my god don't stop now well I made a lot of holes and now I gotta fill it up with this
00:37:40here silver stuff well aren't you gonna pull any well uh oh go on well it's your mouth
00:37:49well Dr. Favre it's been quite an afternoon I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much
00:38:14I'll recommend you to all my friends thank you bye bye now
00:38:19eat me oh take it easy Dracula what do you think I'm carrying here my dirty laundry
00:38:34I'm coming I'm coming already
00:38:42this should be enough for anybody
00:38:49well goodbye Dr. Favre you may have been a crummy dentist but you were a nice fella
00:39:02I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life I've killed two in the last two days
00:39:07well but you asked for it coming after me with that knife and all
00:39:11fun voyage Dr. Favre you want anything else
00:39:16see you in the morning
00:39:21come in
00:39:41it's me Joe come on in Frank how's the wife Frank not bad Joe glad to hear the kids lost one yesterday
00:39:51lost one eh how'd that happen playing with matches well those are bricks yeah I guess so got a strange
00:39:58one here railroad people say they lost one of their best detectives the other night oh yeah down by the
00:40:03yards he's watching the refrigerator cars refrigerator cars ice thieves oh yeah what happened
00:40:09don't know vanished blood on tracks clues none anything else Dennis farb dead missing
00:40:18clues blood in office where skid row ideas none check it out yeah
00:40:26now we were on the case officer Frank Stooley and me my name is Fink sergeant Joe Fink
00:40:42I'm a Fink
00:40:44morning Mr. Mushnik oh boy look at that hi everybody oh my gosh ain't it something it's
00:41:14it's monstrositous yeah and to think that you did it gee Audrey you don't have to kiss me
00:41:24don't you like me to kiss you yeah but you don't like to kiss me why shouldn't I
00:41:30nobody else ever did well I do like to you do you really do you like to kiss me sure I do
00:41:38would you like to kiss me again okay that plant oh boy you kiss good Audrey oh I guess I just have
00:41:49a good kisser how did it did would you like to go out on a date with me some night when oh sure I
00:41:56would see more anytime tonight okay oh boy about that plant we got the last of flowers for the float
00:42:06for the rose parade I can't talk to you now girls talk on Audrey oh we got the last for the float okay
00:42:13let's take a look at okay all right what's cooking look at my plant my what a large one yeah
00:42:18oh Mr. Shiva what's new oh I got terrible news Monetti Frankie just lost his little boy oh that's too
00:42:33bad how'd it happen he was playing with matches would you like to buy maybe some flowers about 50 cents
00:42:40worth well I'll get him for you look at my plant I'm looking
00:42:44your name grab a smushnik look I'm a mushnik gravis that's my name just want to ask you a few
00:42:54questions questions ask me just want to ask you a few questions I didn't do it do what whatever
00:42:59ever see this man man see picture why are you so nervous you've got a guilty conscience no why
00:43:05should I ever see this man man see the baby picture dr. farb so you know my dentist he maybe
00:43:13did something disappeared blood in his office the other man too blood in the railroad tracks and few
00:43:17spare parts dr. farb is murdered is he who knows not me what do you think he doesn't know anything
00:43:27okay mushnik if you hear anything about these men call our office sure I'll be glad to cooperate with
00:43:34the police hello I'm sitting oh isn't it terrible what happened to your boyfriend Frankie those are the
00:43:40brakes all right Seymour now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up he's finished all
00:43:51growing up you wouldn't kid your father father came me idiot it's a finger of speech now look I can't
00:43:58stand anymore that plant it's growing me out of house and home well it ain't gonna grow anymore I
00:44:04promise how can you be so sure it ate three times already who I mean what did it eat this time
00:44:12about a million Japanese beetles so don't eat no more it's full
00:44:18grab us there's a lady from some kind of a commitment outside I think it's important
00:44:25excellent by the bye I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight
00:44:32that's very good with me because I am staying to keep an eye on that Meshugan a plant
00:44:37are we gonna go tonight Seymour oh I just remembered I don't have any money well that's okay
00:44:48we could take a walk along the ocean or something I got a great idea we can eat dinner at my house my
00:44:55mom's a great cook oh that's swell oh boy I'll call her later and tell her oh that's remarkable
00:45:06you like oh I neither like nor dislike anything my goodness I happen to represent the society of
00:45:17silent flower observers of southern California how about that tell me who created this magnificent blue
00:45:26I did me and what might your name be Seymour Krellboind with a K Krellboind Krellboind Krellboind
00:45:36raised it in a coffee can this well tell me mr. Krellboind is this a freak or or can more be raised
00:45:46from the sea we should live so long well I don't think they're gonna be anymore miss uh
00:45:50Fishtwanger mrs. Hortense Fishtwanger I think this is gonna be the only one mrs. Fishtwanger
00:45:56Fishtwanger Fishtwanger it's probably indigestible anyway at any rate I have the honor to tell you
00:46:08Seymour Krellboind that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy of the Society of
00:46:15Silent Flower Observers of Southern California a trophy me such is justice tell me when do you
00:46:22suppose those large buds will open well according to what the book says about the plants that I
00:46:28crossed they should open day after tomorrow at sunset ah very well then I shall return at that
00:46:33time to present the trophy good day
00:46:35remarkable
00:46:43oh boy I'm gonna get a trophy oh see Laura I'm so proud of you
00:46:52oh a real trophy Audrey jr we can put it on the float in the cross parade oh boy
00:46:58don't look at me I'm a terrible sight I'm a complete sea hag she always says that oh well it's true I
00:47:09haven't been feeling very well lately Audrey this is my ma Winifred Krellboind ma this is Audrey
00:47:14Fulcourt she's my girl hi Audrey are you hungry I sure am I could eat a hearth oh well sit right down and I'll go get the
00:47:22course course sit here Audrey you want me to take your sweater
00:47:30yeah never mind that well now try this
00:47:43it tastes like cough syrup Dr. Flem's cough syrup a toast to Audrey jr no to Audrey senior
00:48:13you you you glutton you tonight I keep an eye on you I don't let nobody get near you
00:48:29here comes the soup I don't touch it till I get the flavoring gee Audrey you sure look good by candlelight
00:48:49candlelight oh do I really see more yeah here you are I'll try it sure smells different it's different
00:49:00some kind of oil isn't it god liver oil it's wonderful for the colon and that's sulfur powder on the top
00:49:09some kind of oil isn't it god liver oil it's good for the colon and that's why I'm hungry
00:49:16eat me
00:49:18feed me
00:49:21feed me
00:49:24I'm hungry
00:49:27open it this
00:49:28feed me
00:49:29open it this
00:49:32feed me
00:49:34I didn't hear it
00:49:43feed me
00:49:44I heard it
00:49:45feed me
00:49:46I heard it
00:49:47I want food
00:49:48food
00:49:49a talking plant we got
00:49:51I'm hungry
00:49:53no
00:49:54hungry
00:49:56and other fine kettle from fish
00:49:59who would you like to have tonight
00:50:01you look fat enough
00:50:04we not only got a talking plant we got one that makes with smart cracks will you listen to me you botanical bum food you wouldn't get not from gravis mushnik I'm starved excellent you would unpopulate the old skid row well you can forget about it you wouldn't get fed from gravis mushnik tonight
00:50:30goodnight
00:50:32goodnight
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00:51:00Well, maybe you could teach me.
00:51:02You thinkin' of gettin' married?
00:51:04Well, he hasn't asked me yet.
00:51:06Who hasn't?
00:51:07Seymour.
00:51:08Seymour's too young to get married.
00:51:10Look here.
00:51:11A boy's gotta go out and play around a little bit.
00:51:13Go out on the make and have a ball.
00:51:16Gee, Ma, I don't wanna have a ball.
00:51:17I wanna be with Audrey.
00:51:19Now, look, Seymour.
00:51:21You promised you wouldn't get married
00:51:22until he bought me an iron lung.
00:51:25You've been breathin' for years, Ma.
00:51:27Well, it ain't easy.
00:51:28It ain't easy, son.
00:51:30There's nobody here.
00:51:53Blackhance, 13th John, Friday the 13th.
00:51:56Stupid superstition.
00:51:58All right, you.
00:52:03Come out of there.
00:52:05Don't shoot, mister.
00:52:06I'm old and sick.
00:52:08I wouldn't know it even a fly.
00:52:10Come out in the light where I can see you.
00:52:14Come on.
00:52:15Please, don't shoot.
00:52:16Please.
00:52:17Please, I'm only Gravis Muschnik.
00:52:19You wouldn't want to kill me.
00:52:20Where would you hide the body?
00:52:20Don't worry.
00:52:22Don't worry, I'm not gonna shoot you.
00:52:23Not unless you try something.
00:52:25Try something?
00:52:25I never tried anything in my life.
00:52:27I wouldn't try anything now.
00:52:28You want my money?
00:52:29Take it.
00:52:30You want I should go out and steal you some more?
00:52:31That's all right, too.
00:52:32I'll do it.
00:52:33Thank you very much.
00:52:34I like your brand of hospitality.
00:52:38You'll excuse it, isn't more.
00:52:40I'm only a poor flot.
00:52:41Yeah, yeah.
00:52:43We got about 30 bucks here.
00:52:45Come on, now.
00:52:46Where's the rest of it?
00:52:47I was in here this afternoon.
00:52:48I saw about 30,000 people in here.
00:52:50They must have spent some money.
00:52:52Where is it?
00:52:52There ain't no more money.
00:52:53They came in to look on the plant.
00:52:54It's a big attraction.
00:52:55Audrey Jr.
00:52:56The plant.
00:52:57Don't try to snow me, Jim.
00:52:5830,000 squares didn't come in here just to look for a plant.
00:53:00I want it.
00:53:01I don't got no more money, honest.
00:53:04Believe me.
00:53:04Okay, let's try this.
00:53:06One, two, three, four.
00:53:10No, I ain't got no more money, honest.
00:53:12All right, try it the other way around.
00:53:13Five, four, three, two.
00:53:17All right.
00:53:17All right, I'm ready.
00:53:18Okay, big bad, where?
00:53:21In the plant.
00:53:23In the plant.
00:53:25The big plant, Audrey Jr.
00:53:31Inside the big leaf.
00:53:33That's right, inside.
00:53:36How do you get it open?
00:53:39Just knock.
00:53:40In there.
00:53:57In there.
00:53:59Inside.
00:54:00In the bottom.
00:54:01I don't see anything.
00:54:04Way inside.
00:54:06Right in the bottom.
00:54:10I don't care what you got at the date with Audrey tonight.
00:54:35I am no more sitting up with that no good plant.
00:54:40But, gee, Mr. Mushnick, you don't have to sit up with it anymore.
00:54:43It's all grown up now.
00:54:45Excellent.
00:54:45Smart guy.
00:54:46How do you know it don't be hungry no more?
00:54:48Well, because...
00:54:49Tonight you are staying.
00:54:51Then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy.
00:54:53And then after that, we are getting rid once and for all for that plant.
00:54:57Getting rid of it?
00:54:58Why?
00:54:58Don't ask.
00:54:59Why?
00:55:00Why?
00:55:00The end.
00:55:01Into the garbage can.
00:55:03Aloha.
00:55:04Oy.
00:55:05Yes, Mrs. Shiva.
00:55:06Oh, Seymour.
00:55:07You're a wonderful plant.
00:55:09Oh, that's all right, Audrey.
00:55:10I'll grow other plants, even more wonderful ones.
00:55:13I know you will.
00:55:15Did you figure out what we're doing tonight?
00:55:17Yeah, we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers.
00:55:21We have to stay here.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23Well, never mind.
00:55:24We'll have a picnic.
00:55:26It'll be just like going to the country.
00:55:28Oh, boy.
00:55:28The 3,000 pink azaleas.
00:55:30For the arbor.
00:55:31And the 9,000 yellow mums.
00:55:32For the border.
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34And the roses for the front and the back.
00:55:36No, around the back.
00:55:38What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that full-cord girl?
00:55:42Don't you like Audrey, Ma?
00:55:43She's out after your money.
00:55:45I don't have any money.
00:55:46Oh, she's a smart one.
00:55:49She'll latch on to you until you get some and then goodbye fortune.
00:55:53But Audrey's an honest girl, Ma.
00:55:54Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy.
00:55:58But Audrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago.
00:56:00Oh, a cold.
00:56:01A puny cold.
00:56:03Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like monouniucleosis or gallstones?
00:56:09Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
00:56:11The only thing she'll catch is you.
00:56:14And she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.
00:56:21I know when I'm not wanted.
00:56:23Oh.
00:56:23Oh, gee, Ma.
00:56:25Don't feel sorry for me.
00:56:28I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.
00:56:33Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you, Ma?
00:56:36I'll take care of you.
00:56:37I'll always take care of you.
00:56:38I promise.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39Bye.
00:56:45Gee, Audrey, I never tasted food like this before.
00:56:49The peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:56:51Peanut butter and jelly?
00:56:52What does that cure?
00:56:53Nothing.
00:56:54It's just a food.
00:56:55What good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
00:56:59You're just being silly, Seymour.
00:57:03Seymour, what do you want to be?
00:57:05Well, I want to grow things.
00:57:07If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world.
00:57:12Well, that sounds exciting.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:15I'd like to go to the South Seas, too.
00:57:17Well, there's no reason why you couldn't go.
00:57:19Would you take me with you, Seymour?
00:57:22Oh, I couldn't very well go without you, Audrey.
00:57:25Why not?
00:57:26Well, because I'm in love with you, Audrey.
00:57:30Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.
00:57:33Eat me.
00:57:34What'd you say?
00:57:36I was just kidding.
00:57:39I'm hungry.
00:57:41Seymour.
00:57:42I didn't mean it.
00:57:43Why did you say it?
00:57:44Oh, food.
00:57:46You didn't even say that.
00:57:49Oh, yes, I did.
00:57:50I said it.
00:57:50I said it.
00:57:50Oh, I'm looking right at you.
00:57:53Well, I'm a ventriloquist.
00:57:55You're a what?
00:57:56A ventrilo...
00:57:56Feed me.
00:57:58Seymour, do you feel all right?
00:58:00Well, I don't know.
00:58:01I'm not sure.
00:58:02Well, then stop all this nonsense and kiss me.
00:58:06I'm dying from hunger.
00:58:08Oh, right.
00:58:09If you're so hungry, eat something.
00:58:11But forget about me.
00:58:13Gee, I'm sorry, Audrey.
00:58:14Give me to eat.
00:58:15If you can't control yourself, I'm going home.
00:58:18I need some chow.
00:58:23Urgh, that empty stomach.
00:58:26Audrey, please wait.
00:58:27Listen to me.
00:58:28I've listened to all the nonsense I want to hear, Seymour.
00:58:31You're a nut.
00:58:33You tell me that you love me and then you act like a complete idiot.
00:58:36Please listen, Audrey.
00:58:38I'll be able to explain everything soon.
00:58:40Well, why can't you explain now?
00:58:42Because so many things are so important.
00:58:44I want to marry you, but I've got to take care of Mom.
00:58:48Well, that plant in there is going to make it all come true.
00:58:52Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy and I'll be famous.
00:58:54I'll be a big botanist.
00:58:56And then we can go to the South Seas, just like we planned and all.
00:58:59But that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there.
00:59:03When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour,
00:59:05then I'll talk to you.
00:59:08Good night, Seymour.
00:59:09I'm getting pretty tired of you.
00:59:22I need food.
00:59:24I don't care what you need.
00:59:25Look what you've done to me.
00:59:26You not only made a butcher out of me, but you drove my girl away.
00:59:29Shut up and bring on the food.
00:59:32Don't tell me to shut up.
00:59:33You shut up.
00:59:35Who raised you from a bunch of little seeds?
00:59:37Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers
00:59:39and sat up all night with you when you were sick?
00:59:41Nobody else would have done that for you.
00:59:43Do you think anybody else would have brought you human beings to eat?
00:59:46You're darn right they wouldn't.
00:59:48Well, I've helped you and you've helped me.
00:59:51Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
00:59:52I'm tired.
00:59:53Crowboy!
00:59:54Turn it up!
00:59:55Close your eyes.
01:00:01You are asleep.
01:00:04Open your eyes.
01:00:07Now you will do as I say.
01:00:09Will you follow me?
01:00:11Yes, Master.
01:00:12You will go out and find me some food.
01:00:17Yes, Master.
01:00:18Now be gone and waste no time.
01:00:25Idiot!
01:01:24My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:01:27How's the rain on the rhubarb?
01:01:29Master is hungry.
01:01:41Well, hello there.
01:01:54I've got to find food for Master.
01:02:16Food I've got to find for Master.
01:02:19For Master, I've got to find food.
01:02:21Maybe I can help.
01:02:25Who are you?
01:02:26My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:02:28I love you.
01:02:30Master wants food.
01:02:33Let the old goat wait.
01:02:34The night is young and so are we.
01:02:37Master doesn't eat goat.
01:02:38Well, what kind of food does he like?
01:02:51That's more like it.
01:02:52Kiss me.
01:02:57What's the matter?
01:02:58Don't you like me?
01:02:59Too bony.
01:03:01Too bony?
01:03:02Nobody ever told me that before.
01:03:03Beef is better than veal.
01:03:05Oh, you're such a dodo.
01:03:08What do you call this?
01:03:10Chopped liver?
01:03:12Mmm.
01:03:15Master would like more fat.
01:03:17Speak for yourself, John.
01:03:21My name is Seymour.
01:03:23My name is Seymour.
01:03:25That's my name, too.
01:03:26Are you interested?
01:03:28Are you just wasting my time?
01:03:30I never thought anybody would volunteer.
01:03:33Do you volunteer?
01:03:34Sure I do.
01:03:36All right, if you're sure you want to volunteer.
01:03:39All right.
01:03:40My place or yours?
01:03:41I don't care.
01:03:43Well, flip a coin.
01:03:45I don't have a coin.
01:03:47Flip anything, silly.
01:03:49Well, there's a rock.
01:03:53Wet or dry?
01:03:55Wet.
01:03:55The search was narrowing,
01:04:15and we knew that soon we would have the killer.
01:04:18Not that we had any more clues than before,
01:04:20but we had to tell the chief something.
01:04:22I had that feeling in my bones
01:04:23that the mystery was drawing to its climax,
01:04:24and I was determined to be on hand.
01:04:28All right.
01:04:28Out, out, out.
01:04:29Nobody is in.
01:04:30Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Krelboin,
01:04:33which has invented the big plan.
01:04:34So I want everybody should please stay out of the way.
01:04:37We want Seymour!
01:04:39We want Seymour!
01:04:40We want Seymour!
01:04:42Seymour!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:43Oh!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:44I tell you this business is worse than being a conductor in a revoluting door.
01:04:52I'll be glad when this day is finished.
01:04:54What's the celebration?
01:04:55They're presenting my son with a trophy.
01:04:58Yeah, what'd he do?
01:04:59Run away from home?
01:05:00Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
01:05:02I want to talk to you.
01:05:03I'm sorry, Seymour.
01:05:05I just don't understand you.
01:05:07I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
01:05:09You, police, what are you doing here?
01:05:11I heard there was something going on here this evening.
01:05:13Just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things.
01:05:15Look, we don't need no eyes kept on nodding everything.
01:05:17The Society of Silent Flower Observers has arrived,
01:05:20and sunset is almost upon us.
01:05:22Welcome, lady and gentlemen.
01:05:24We are honored for to have you.
01:05:27Still working on those disappearances.
01:05:29We think they were murdered.
01:05:30Hey, look here, young man.
01:05:32There's no way to talk at a time like this.
01:05:33Let me see your tongue.
01:05:35Uh-huh.
01:05:36Jack, you know what you got?
01:05:37Just the facts, ma'am.
01:05:39Trench mouth.
01:05:40I know, I had it back in 0-9.
01:05:41Better have that looked into, Frank.
01:05:43Whatever you say, Joe.
01:05:45Mr. Krelboy, the sun is going down now,
01:05:49and you do think those buds are going to open?
01:05:53I hope so.
01:05:54Because if they don't, Mr. Krelboy,
01:05:57we shall just have to present the award at another time.
01:06:00Oh, it's starting to open!
01:06:02This is going to be remarkable.
01:06:06Oh, look, the first band is open.
01:06:15Isn't that the...
01:06:16Railroad cop.
01:06:17Look at the rest.
01:06:17What do you think, Frank?
01:06:32They're all there, Joe.
01:06:33Yes, you're right.
01:06:35Mr. Krelboy, how do you explain this?
01:06:37I didn't mean...
01:06:37I didn't mean it!
01:06:38That's right, officer.
01:06:39He didn't mean to kill them.
01:06:41Am I?
01:06:41Seymour, you promised you'd explain.
01:06:44Looks like they're getting away, Joe.
01:06:46Yes, you're right.
01:06:47Let's get you.
01:06:48Right.
01:06:54Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:06:56Yeah.
01:06:57Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:06:58Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:00Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:01Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:02Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:03Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:04Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:05Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:06Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:07Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:08Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:09Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:10Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:11Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:12Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:13Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:14Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:15Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:16Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:18Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:19I'll get you!
01:07:38Come on!
01:07:49I'll get you!
01:08:19I'll get you!
01:08:49I'll get you!
01:09:19I'll get you!
01:09:49You wouldn't find him here with the toilets.
01:10:10Let's go back.
01:10:12You dirty rat plant!
01:10:36You messed up my whole life!
01:10:38Feed me!
01:10:42I'll feed you.
01:10:43I'll feed you like you've never been fed before!
01:10:49I'll feed you like you've never been fed up!
01:10:57I'll feed you like you've never been fed up!
01:11:04Better to give up, gentlemen.
01:11:12Better to give up, gentlemen.
01:11:14You wouldn't find him tonight.
01:11:16Look, the door's open, Frank.
01:11:19He was such a good boy.
01:11:27He was such a good boy.
01:11:27Seymour!
01:11:28Seymour!
01:11:33I didn't mean it!
01:11:35I didn't mean it.
01:11:43I didn't mean it.
01:11:44I didn't mean it.
01:11:45I didn't mean it.
01:11:46I'll feed you.
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