Gigli Theatrical Trailer

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00:01Sometimes I think you're involved with bad things.

00:03Are you?

00:04Oh, man.

00:06Beneath a rugged exterior,

00:08Larry Sheely was a nice guy.

00:11Are you?

00:12Get home, man. I'm gonna be fine.

00:13Putting on a good show.

00:15That's professional.

00:17He's just been given his big break.

00:19There's a certain witness with psychological defects.

00:22And I want him held on to.

00:24But he's about to get...

00:25He's kidding. He's kidding.

00:27...an even bigger surprise.

00:29Hello.

00:30I'm sorry.

00:31Do we know each other?

00:32Not yet.

00:33I guess Lewis would feel more comfortable

00:35if there were two independent contractors working on this.

00:39I want you to work with her, and I want you to watch her.

00:41She will be watching you.

00:42Let me tell you something.

00:43In every relationship, there's a bull and a cow.

00:46I'm the bull. You're the cow.

00:49You got that?

00:50Yeah, I got it. Bull gal.

00:51Read to me, Larry.

00:52What?

00:53Oh, come on, Larry. Read to him.

00:54I got nothing here.

00:55You don't have a book.

00:57For well over a century, the adventurous flavor of Tabasco sauce has fired up generations of thrill seekers.

01:03Okay?

01:04That's good.

01:05If you want to, you can, you know, take half of my bed.

01:08That's very kind of you. I'd love to.

01:10I'll do the whole thing professionally.

01:11We all know.

01:12This may be a good time to suggest that you not allow the seeds of cruel hope to sprout in your soul.

01:18I don't know what that means, but it sounds beautiful.

01:20It means you're not my type.

01:21Good night.

01:22Good night.

01:23Good night.

01:24Now, the more they deny it.

01:26Are you in Larry's sweetheart?

01:28I hope so.

01:29She's gorgeous.

01:30She thinks I'm beautiful.

01:31Oh, yeah.

01:32She's blind in one eye.

01:33The harder they resist it.

01:36That woman is beautiful.

01:37Now, don't get yourself all tied in a knot.

01:39The longer they fake it.

01:41Are you driving me crazy?

01:42I don't even know why I had a crush on you.

01:44Back a long time ago when I first met you.

01:47The stronger it becomes.

01:49What is it you're so sad about?

01:51I got this beautiful, sexy, unattainable girl sleeping in a bed right next to me.

01:56This is driving me crazy.

01:58You should take a nap.

01:59I got a confession.

02:02I think we're good together.

02:04Ben Affleck.

02:05Jennifer Lopez.

02:06Every relationship has a full on account, huh?

02:09That's right.

02:14New.

02:15Our best Charmin ever.

02:16Charmin Ultra Double Roll.

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