00:00this new board game is hard what is the game you have to match the five hour energy holiday flavor
00:05with their holiday you're an idiot pumpkin spice halloween cranberry lime thanksgiving
00:11gingerbread sap christmas are you a wizard
00:14we all know how taylor swift loves her easter eggs but on her new album the life of a showgirl
00:27she may have dropped an easter eggplant okay wood there's a song called wood what and it's a
00:35straight up ode to travis kelsey's man hammer yep that's fantastic stuff and if you don't believe
00:42me check out these lyrics okay i'm ready forgive me it sounds cocky he amatized me and opened my eyes
00:51probably digmatize uh redwood tree it ain't hard to see his love was the key that opened my thighs
01:00girls i don't need to catch the bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way oh my god and baby i'll
01:08admit i've been a little superstitious the curse on me was broken by your magic wand seems to be that
01:16you and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood that's his podcast yeah yeah i ain't gonna
01:23knock on wood i mean that seems pretty obvious but there's more taylor's fans have been experts at
01:30digging for hidden messages they found one that reveals just how much equipment travis is working
01:37with wood is two minutes and 30 seconds long 230 millimeters equals nine inches also wood is song
01:46number nine on the album so all that's left to say is congratulations nine incher yeah travis gilsey
01:53yep let me write that down poet yeah she really came up with some good stuff that to me sounds
01:59ridiculous yes those lyrics you're talking about your fiance's dick in a song that's crazy no this
02:06terrifies me i mean uh there's a new one called three this goth mom has written a new song i can't
02:12have any goth mommy i wonder what that's about yeah all he got is three all i see is three no soft
02:21it's called soft redwood trees no saplings time to plant a tree
02:27is that just a weed it's cut number three yeah yeah the album oh it's uh it's only 30 seconds long
02:39yeah it'd be so small oh my god no that that should be to my core hearing about this i don't need
02:47anyone coming up with you know a song lyrics yeah oh my god yeah jesus chuck so sad i'm like i don't
02:59know that goth mommy oh you don't know what i'm doing today you don't want it i'm writing that song
03:07are you you think so i might as well get out in front of it you know like eminem oh like just cut it
03:13off yeah so you'll release your own i'll release my own diss track of my own penis i'm sure you can
03:19just get ai to help you with it that's what i will do that's what i will do chuck's tiny penis
03:25it's gonna be real hard to come up with lyrics here on the fly here dave no i'm not saying you
03:29have to do it now i'm just trying to imagine how sad it would sound three it wouldn't be an upbeat
03:35song like taylor's oh my god no actually i think you would it might be upbeat because you'd be so happy
03:41to be away from it i do think that's usually how it works oh if she they're thrilled to death
03:49they're thrilled to death that they have moved on no they move on to like a travis kelsey
03:55um so online reactions to wood have been all over the place uh nikki minaj is a fan
04:04she tweeted that song is exactly what i needed tonight um but someone said wood joining the list
04:12of taylor swift songs played at every wedding for the rest of time makes me so happy
04:16someone's gonna play a song about travis kelsey's dick at a wedding i know i would
04:22i just think i can't even i can't even yeah it's just instrumental i don't think it should
04:33be a song it would have to be like a talkie that's how sad it is oh like it doesn't even
04:38require music it's like uh what is it like the slam poetry or something tiny
04:43soft i wonder if they're playing that in the locker room i know i would i would be hanging
04:52especially if especially if he doesn't if he's not packing you know what i mean well to me they
04:59would all know they all know they all know and i feel listen i feel like you'd know football players
05:07are in oh the tightest pants right i think we don't know if it was some kind of canon like
05:15you know when like dudes are running in the in the combine and you can't like oh it's swinging
05:22yeah you know like you know like okay that thing i'm not surprised either isn't he like six four
05:28you just assume with someone that big that that's what they're carrying yeah they're not always
05:33everything usually yeah play that music for those guys that's sad oh yeah i know i know
05:38we're all the tall guys yeah not backing this one's for you three three pile of leaves
05:48shrubbery soft as can be three three you gave me three
06:04now it's time to leave
06:08three it's just a little tweed i was down on my luck
06:15i thought you could oh wow but you can't
06:22where do i start
06:27i don't know it's stupid beautiful it's stupid
06:33um you know all i'm saying is i am so glad that i've never been involved with someone
06:41who has songs was gonna write songs about me it's intimidating i would think right because
06:47she has written songs about pretty much everyone she's been with she always does so and if this
06:52ever goes south oh it's so bad it'll be so bad oh my god if this ever goes south well the last
06:59x had a song written the smallest man that ever lived that's true yeah yeah yeah chuck
07:04thank god that one's out there that's right the second smallest man yeah that's fine i'll take it
07:14i'll take it i would take that song shoot
07:18i'll take it
