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Columbia Tristar Home Video Highlights 2000 - Men In Black Promo
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Copyright Disclaimer: under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research.
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we are the best kept secret in the universe our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity
00:10
on earth we are your best last and only line of defense we work in secret we exist in shadow
00:19
and we dress in black
00:30
I'll meet the twins
00:45
oh that is a lot of fun it's a universal translator I'm not even supposed to have it
00:49
that's the worst disguise ever
00:52
that guy's definitely in here
01:00
you remember the little red button yeah push the little red button
01:10
you know you're much too tense you're a young man you need to relax learn to take some joy in your work
01:30
it's the MIBs
01:40
here come the MIBs
01:42
here come the MIBs
01:46
what am I supposed to do with the cat
02:03
What am I supposed to do with the cat?
02:05
I don't know.
02:06
Send it with the stick.
02:07
A family planer.
02:27
Alright, your resident alien card has you restricted to the island of Manhattan.
02:30
Where are you going, Reggie?
02:31
Well, it's my wife.
02:33
She's...
02:33
Well, look.
02:37
Oh.
02:38
Alright.
02:39
Okay, no big deal.
02:41
You come with me, Reggie.
02:45
And, uh, and you handle this.
02:47
What?
02:48
Me?
02:49
Yeah, it's easy.
02:50
You just catch.
02:50
That's the only light of defense against the worst.
02:53
Come on, universe.
02:54
So don't fear us, cheer us.
02:56
You ever get near us, don't cheer us.
02:58
We're fearless.
02:59
And my feet's freezing up all the flags.
03:01
What does that stand for?
03:02
Men in black.
03:03
Uh, and...
03:04
I can't believe it!
03:34
You're under arrest for violating sections 4153 of the Tyco Treaty.
04:04
Step away from your busted-ass vehicle and put your hands on your head.
04:10
You know how to use these things?
04:12
No idea whatsoever.
04:34
Wait a minute, I'm talking to you.
04:37
You know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper?
04:39
You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, you slimy, gut-sucking intestinal parasite.
04:45
Eat me!
04:47
Eat me!
04:48
Eat me!
04:51
K!
04:52
K!
04:53
K!
04:53
K!
04:59
Galaxy defends us.
05:04
We'll come with us.
05:08
We won't let you remember.
05:12
Sorry.
05:13
K!
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