- 1 day ago
Celebs Go Dating (2016) Season 14 Episode 16- Episode 16
Please Follow Me! Thank's for watching...
Please Follow Me! Thank's for watching...
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Tonight!
00:02Kerry's got the jitters.
00:04Are you nervous?
00:06Yeah.
00:08Don't do that again.
00:10Donna's opening up.
00:12You wasted four years of my life.
00:14You didn't love me.
00:16And Louis shutting down.
00:18What's it like between me and you?
00:20I don't know, actually.
00:22As our celebs!
00:24You would never ask what underwear I had on, would you?
00:26Because there's actually none on here.
00:28Go!
00:30Sweat in this, lad. Bloke, boy, child, man.
00:32What?
00:34Dating! You want to know the last person
00:36that I did this for? Who is that?
00:38Jerry Springer.
00:48Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
00:52The show that pumps pleasure into the love lives
00:54of the preened and pampered.
00:56It's morning at the agency and Tom's up and at them.
00:58Getting the gaff sorted for a busy day.
01:02Oh! What on earth happened?
01:04Just a late night office sex party. Standard.
01:08Oh, my handcuffs are still on the chair.
01:10What amateur handcuffs themselves to a wheeled chair?
01:14There's no purchase.
01:16You need something plumbed in so you can get your plums in.
01:18And first in, prime suspect for leaving her fluff cuffs on the floor,
01:22it's Dr Dutty herself, Tara.
01:24Hi, honey.
01:26Oh, hello, my darling.
01:28It's so chilly today.
01:30It's chilly and inclement.
01:32I'm so sorry for the grey welcome.
01:34It's London, not LA, Tom.
01:36And look who's breezing in now in a gorgeous blue trouser,
01:40suit, waistcoat, no shirt, it's a dubs.
01:42Arms out, ready to go.
01:44Hello, darling.
01:46Morning, guys.
01:47Hi, sunshine.
01:48Oh, look at you in cobalt.
01:50Oh, I thought I'd bring the sun.
01:52Morning, sir.
01:53You're lovely in cobalt.
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh, I find it such an uplifting colour.
02:00Last in and in no colour whatsoever,
02:02but still rocking his clown shoes,
02:04back in black, it's P-Dog.
02:08Fashionably late.
02:09There he is.
02:10High five.
02:11High five.
02:12How's everything?
02:13Sadly, I remain a total ignoramus concerning yesterday's events at brunch.
02:18I do hope the agents rain their gossip juices down upon me
02:21and quench my thirst.
02:23Hmm.
02:24We've got three visitors today.
02:25We've got Louis, Donna and Mark.
02:29Let's start with lovely Lulu.
02:32Louis has gone on a journey here of maturity.
02:35Yes.
02:36You know, and I think when we started,
02:37we didn't know where we would end.
02:39Yes.
02:40But we're headed in the right direction.
02:41And lovely, lovely Donna,
02:43have you got a particular line of inquiry today?
02:46I think there are a few little nuggets of real vulnerability
02:49that came out in her feedback yesterday,
02:52which I think we need to unpack a little bit more.
02:54And now, Mark, tell me.
02:56We're not pleased.
02:57Quite honestly, Tom, we're pissed off.
03:00Mark behaved badly yesterday.
03:02He was rude.
03:03He insulted the three of us, not once, not twice, but several times.
03:07Well, he is a numbers guy.
03:09It's like kicking three puppies, Tom.
03:11Puppy kicking with Mark Labette.
03:13Could be a Channel 5 show in that.
03:15Mark crossed the line at yesterday's brunch,
03:17and that behaviour is completely unacceptable.
03:20He's asked to come in, and I want to talk to him one-on-one
03:23because I've remained disappointed.
03:25Someone's on the naughty step.
03:27I just hope it's strong enough to take the load.
03:29Well, we have a busy day ahead.
03:30All right.
03:31Oof, big day.
03:32Heavy day, possibly.
03:33Yes, in very short order.
03:34Thank you, T.
03:35Thanks so much, T.
03:37Not at all.
03:38See you in a bow.
03:39Yeah, yeah.
03:40Thank you, thank you.
03:41See ya.
03:42Get a wriggle on, Tom, because look who's off the leash.
03:44The holiest dog of them all.
03:45This man loves the pub ears.
03:48I mean breasts.
03:49Hello, celebrity dating agency.
03:51It's too hot, Louie.
03:52Yes, yes.
03:53It is moi.
03:54Oh, Lulu.
03:56Come on in, darling.
03:59Who told you bad man don't dance?
04:01Who told you gangsters don't dance?
04:03Even with a wipe on my hip, I dance.
04:05Bad man take another sip and dance.
04:07Oh, Lulu.
04:09How are you doing?
04:10Oh, naughty.
04:12I know what you smell.
04:14What?
04:15You smell of the petrichor.
04:17Sorry?
04:18You smell of the petrichor.
04:20You know the perfume that the trees emit after the rain.
04:23Or as Chris Packham calls it, tree-jiz.
04:25When it's all verdant and lush.
04:27Oh, really?
04:28That's a nice smell.
04:30Louie Louie.
04:31Well, one man, two women.
04:33Louie is truly growing.
04:36And I think, you know, his decision last night was mature.
04:40In essence, he was saying, respectfully, I'd like to get to know both of you further.
04:44Yes, yes.
04:48It's your summons.
04:50Hello?
04:51Hi, Tom.
04:52We're ready for Louie.
04:54All right.
04:55Bye, darling.
04:56Thanks, lovely.
04:57Oh.
04:58Can I get a picture?
05:00I want a picture.
05:01You'll have a picture.
05:02Really?
05:03But you have to be alumni to have a picture.
05:06I'm a Pisces.
05:08Stop word bombing Louie, Tom.
05:10You'll make him look like a right idiot.
05:12Bye.
05:13Bye.
05:14And as you can see, he's more than capable of doing that himself.
05:18Oh, man.
05:19Wow.
05:20That was good.
05:21That was Louie's first EP.
05:22You look good.
05:24Tired.
05:25Now, let's take a deep breath.
05:26Let's talk about brunch.
05:27At yesterday's showdown, faced with a choice between Harriet from The Blind Dating and Alana from The Kent Away Trip, Louie went rogue.
05:43Really get on with both of you two, so if you would like to go on a date, Harriet and Alana.
05:50Um, I'll say yeah.
05:52Alana?
05:53I want to say yeah, because I obviously want to spend more time with you as well.
05:58What I hear is that we all have agreed to be going on a date.
06:02Typical greedy Pisces.
06:05You asked us to date both Harriet and Alana.
06:09Yeah, yeah.
06:10Walk us through that.
06:12I don't feel like I had enough time with both of them.
06:15And I just didn't know who I'd rather go on a date with, so then I thought the option would be better if I said,
06:22maybe I'll do another date with both of them if they're down for it.
06:26We're cool with it.
06:27Yeah.
06:28How you said it.
06:29You were clear.
06:30They seem not to be that cool with it.
06:32Right.
06:33Funny that.
06:34You know, it's so interesting, that observation amongst Harriet and Alana, because there's always this fairytale mindset of like finding the one.
06:44So the fact that you're like, I want to see you both, I think they're like struggling internally, you know, like a cognitive dissonance.
06:53Settle down, Susie Dent.
06:54We've had enough of this from Tom.
06:56Oh, I really want to see him again, but yet I also feel a little tiny bit devalued.
07:01But for us, it's respect.
07:04You know what you want to do.
07:06You said it out loud, respectfully, and they agreed to it.
07:10For us, it's a smooth ride.
07:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:12Both girls are so fit.
07:14And a few weeks ago, I would have been straight in there because I know that they both like me.
07:18But I don't want to cause any more grief.
07:21When it comes to these dates, I'm going to just use my mouth for the talking.
07:26Well, are you ready to have fun?
07:28Always.
07:29You are going on a date tonight with Alana.
07:32And you're going to go cocktail making.
07:35Is cocktail a tale or two?
07:38We know you're going to have fun on this date.
07:40But perhaps like regulate yourself and don't forget to always be honest and upfront and just be you.
07:47All right, see you guys.
07:49See you soon.
07:50You lot have a wonderful, beautiful day.
07:52All right, you too.
07:53You too.
07:54I'll let you know about the date.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I'll be on my best behavior.
07:57Can't wait to hear.
07:58Yes.
07:59Bye.
08:00See you later, guys.
08:01Bye.
08:04Louis is, in one sense, the most immature.
08:08But in one sense, the most emotionally aware of our celebs.
08:14Louis is getting praise.
08:16It don't compute.
08:17Help, I'm having dog-native kissy punts.
08:22Right, time to leave the mental chaos of the big city behind and head up north where Kerry's at home.
08:27Acting like the atomic kitten that got the cream.
08:31Things with Paolo are going extremely well.
08:33I'm very, very happy.
08:39It hasn't always been plain sailing for Kezza with Toy Boy Paolo after things got off to a shaky start.
08:44I think it looks like...
08:45I just worry that you might be too young.
08:47Really?
08:48But after he gatecrashed the away trip looking like a lost into Flora Correa...
08:52Sorry I'm late, guys.
08:54Traffic was horrendous.
08:55The snogging began.
08:57I wouldn't want to go date anybody else.
08:59And it all went next level at the brunch.
09:01I'm not used to feeling this way towards somebody.
09:04100% committed to seeing where it goes with Kerry.
09:07I'm all in.
09:09APPLAUSE
09:11But today Paolo must face every man's greatest fear.
09:15The friends and family test.
09:17As he's meeting Kezza's daughter Heidi and her best mate.
09:21Yep, it's only fucking scary spices.
09:24Younger sister Danielle.
09:25That really is.
09:27Oh my gosh.
09:29Don't worry, I'm sure there's enough left for your frosties.
09:31I've saved some.
09:34Me and Kerry are very close.
09:36We've been best friends, gosh, for about 16 years now.
09:41Wow, you must have seen it all in the boyfriend department in that time.
09:44Let's hope Paolo shapes up a bit better.
09:46I'm going to have to ask him a few questions.
09:49Just to try and feel out if he's a genuine guy.
09:52Bits, I'm just going to grill him.
09:54He better not mess this up because if you want to be her lover,
09:56you've got to get with her friends.
09:58Right, guys.
09:59Just tell me all about him.
10:01I can't.
10:02I'm mortified.
10:03Go on, look at her!
10:04She's gone red!
10:05You're totally smitten, aren't I?
10:07Oh, Danielle!
10:08I can tell you're in love!
10:10Can't you?
10:11Honestly, it makes me really like...
10:13It's because you're not used to talking about...
10:15No, it's not that.
10:16It's because I normally keep everything to meself.
10:18So this is different.
10:19I haven't seen you be all like...
10:21No, it's because...
10:22Blushy about a boy.
10:23A boy.
10:24A boy.
10:25Because he's 33.
10:26But he's actually not a boy, he's a man.
10:28Yeah, he is a man.
10:29That's done his GCSEs.
10:31And his A-level's not that long ago.
10:34Well, they kept putting me on dates like, oh bald man, it just wasn't working for me.
10:39I can't see you with an older...
10:41You look young and your energy and your...
10:44But I've never dated anybody younger than me apart from Ryan.
10:47That's not something I've ever gone for.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Mark was 10 years older than me.
10:51Brian was older than me.
10:52George was older than me.
10:53Fucking how long's the list?
10:55You could have run out of fingers.
10:56Do it, why not?
10:58I can't wait to meet him.
10:59Oh, he's lovely.
11:00He's a really nice lad.
11:01Bloke, boy, child, man.
11:02What?
11:03I am absolutely shitting myself.
11:06Only because I really like Paolo and I want them to really like him too.
11:10So getting their approval means everything to me.
11:13But I'm a nervous wreck.
11:15And here comes the main man now.
11:18Straight into the lion's den.
11:20Good luck, brother.
11:21I'm quite excited to meet one of Kerry's best friends.
11:24Obviously, I've got to get her approval before we go any further.
11:27This is a...
11:29Yay.
11:30We will.
11:31Oh, shit.
11:32This guy is screwed.
11:44Welcome back to Celebscut.
11:46Whoa, what is going on here?
11:48Oh, shit.
11:49After the beast went full dark side at yesterday's brunch, the rebel chaser has demanded to come to the Alliance HQ to meet the Jedi love gurus.
11:59There's no escape.
12:00He will destroy you.
12:07I am your chaser.
12:10Come in.
12:18Hello, Mark.
12:19Hello there.
12:20How are you, sir?
12:21I'm very well.
12:22How are you doing?
12:23Gosh, what girth.
12:24I love a good reach around, but Mark is a handful and a half.
12:27What an intimidating spectacle it must be to have him quizzing in one's face.
12:31Well, I'm available to write the agency a glowing testimonial, whatever you want, because I think the agents have done a wonderful job with me.
12:39Well, someone woke up on the right side of his super king this morning.
12:42Did that mean that you had a super brunch?
12:44Uh, yeah, it was okay.
12:46I mean, I might have been a bit too egotistical with the agents, which I will apologise for later.
12:52But sometimes I leave my ego dialled on a hundred.
12:56Well, on the plus side, Beastie Boy, that score could win you today's top prize.
13:00A tongue lashing from Paul.
13:02You lucky bastard.
13:04Over to a man now whose heart rate is dialled up to 100 as poor old Paolo tries to win the approval of Kerry's daughter Heidi and best mate Danielle Spice.
13:12Good luck, mate.
13:14Hello. Nice to meet you, Danielle.
13:15Nice to meet you.
13:16You look very nice.
13:17Good night.
13:18Here we go.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Nice to see you.
13:21So, how's your day been?
13:26Good.
13:27We've been talking a lot about you, actually.
13:29Have you ever?
13:30Yes.
13:31Hopefully all good.
13:32We've been friends for like 16 years, is it?
13:36So, I ride or die got her back.
13:38Obviously, I really like Kerry.
13:40We get on very well.
13:42The fact that I've met her was like, mind blowing.
13:45Why are you so quiet?
13:46I know.
13:47Are you nervous?
13:48Yeah.
13:49I'm sweating so much.
13:50It is warm.
13:51It's warm.
13:52It's warm.
13:53Don't touch me.
13:54Don't do that again.
13:55Sorry.
13:56You're fucking awesome.
13:57They're like, proper...
13:58Yeah.
13:59Right.
14:00So...
14:01Grilling time.
14:02Danielle's getting annoyed.
14:03No, I'm just saying, she's my best, best friend.
14:06So...
14:07I've got questions.
14:08Shit, this sounds ominous.
14:10The whole fame thing, because Kerry does get packed a lot when you're out and stuff like
14:13that.
14:14Are you...
14:15Or have you had the chat?
14:16No, we've had the chat.
14:17We've had the chat.
14:18We've had the chat.
14:19I think absolutely fine.
14:20Obviously, it comes with...
14:21You need to know what you're dealing with, really, don't you?
14:23100%.
14:24It's a totally different world.
14:26It is like...
14:27Because for me, as a friend, in 16 years, I've seen so many people try to get with Kerry.
14:31And they're on the fame, and they're on the money, and they're on the attention.
14:35Like, this sounds really weird, but I already feel like the richest man in the world, because
14:38I've got my daughters.
14:39So, my daughters make that, and then I've met somebody that I really connect with as
14:42well.
14:43So, for me, I don't need anything from anyone.
14:45I've been fully transparent with her from the beginning, so...
14:47Yeah, yeah.
14:48And I think that's really important, I think, if we just have the conversations, the awkward
14:51ones, or whatever, get to know each other straight away.
14:54All your cards are on the table, then.
14:56He's very emotionally mature.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Yeah, Andy's sitting right in front of you, Heidi.
15:01Second question.
15:02Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
15:04What does she like to do on a Sunday?
15:06Right.
15:07Tough one.
15:08Her ideal day off would be just get cosy, watch some movies, and chill.
15:13You know her well, then.
15:15Smashed it, Paolo.
15:16Welcome to the Katona Inner Sanctum.
15:19I've never felt a connection like it.
15:21Genuinely.
15:22Like, from the bottom of my heart, I haven't.
15:23It's just like...
15:24It's like a click.
15:25It's like...
15:26It's really...
15:27It's hard to explain, it is, but it's really nice as well.
15:29You sound...
15:30I'm happy for you both.
15:31Honestly, I really am.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Same.
15:35I just think you guys are very cute.
15:40Yeah.
15:41I think the agency have done a brilliant job.
15:43It's just happened when she wasn't expecting it to,
15:46and it's genuine, and she's just...
15:49It's great.
15:50So, well done.
15:52I feel like I've definitely got a seal of approval.
15:55That makes me feel really happy.
15:56And it means I can just see where this goes with Kerry going forward now.
15:59Ten out of ten.
16:00To see how Danielle approves, more so my Heidi as well.
16:05You know, to get their approval, it's everything.
16:09So I'm just trying to work out wedding dates.
16:12Yes.
16:13My summer's pretty busy, so can we make it October?
16:19Back down in London, it's time for the summer's biggest blockbuster.
16:23Forget Godzilla vs Kong.
16:25This is the beast vs an angry love guru.
16:30Oh shit, straight up to the main office.
16:32This must be bad.
16:33Come on in.
16:34Bow down the hatches.
16:36Hello there.
16:37Good to see you.
16:38At the brunch, Mark went full beast mode on the agents.
16:42We're looking forward to a third date away from your eyes
16:45so we can relax a little bit.
16:47We're not being the master strategist that you guys are,
16:50but let's face it, we're smarter than you,
16:52so just let us do our own thing.
16:55But P-Dog bit back like a yappy chihuahua.
16:58You know why you always insult us?
17:00Because your emotional intelligence is on zero.
17:02Sorry, but I'm nice to the people that count.
17:05You know, Mark, what I notice is that when you get nervous,
17:08you insult people.
17:10No, just you.
17:11You know, you want to be a teacher all the time,
17:13but be a damn student first.
17:15God, he's sexy when he's angry.
17:19Why exactly are you here?
17:20Are you here to tell you about this?
17:21I'm here to apologise.
17:23I'm really sorry I offended you.
17:25It was unprofessional of me.
17:26Okay.
17:27I knew I'd got it wrong straight away,
17:29and I'm sorry.
17:31Mark, I appreciate what you said.
17:35That apology, I don't accept.
17:38Oh, shit.
17:40While I commend Mark for coming in to apologise,
17:42I wouldn't be doing my job
17:44unless I helped him to manage complex emotional situations
17:48in the future.
17:49Do you know why I don't accept that apology?
17:52No.
17:53A textbook apology is to acknowledge
17:57exactly how you believe we felt in that moment.
18:01A true apology is I own it.
18:03I'm sorry for how I made you feel,
18:05and I take 100% of the responsibility.
18:08And here's how I plan to repair the damage that I caused.
18:13Right.
18:16I'm really sorry, Paul, I offended you.
18:19And I will try my utmost to be supportive
18:21and as helpful a co-worker as possible.
18:24I can accept that.
18:25Thank you, sir.
18:26I can accept that, Mark.
18:27Oh, thank fuck we're back on track.
18:28My bummer was flickering like a 40 street lamp.
18:31It is a bit like being in the headmaster's office
18:34like a naughty school kid, but he nailed it.
18:37I am not good at conflict resolution,
18:40so I'm realising my emotional control is not what it was
18:44and I'm slightly turning into my grandmother.
18:46Well, nice to meet you, Nana Beast.
18:48Good to see you smiling.
18:50We're going to hug it out.
18:51Let's hug it out, Mark.
18:52Oh, come on.
18:53Let's hug it out.
18:54Can I jump on your back?
18:55Jump on your what?
18:56It's a bit weird, isn't it?
18:57I can't jump on your back?
18:58What?
18:59OK, he's doing it.
19:00And he's done it.
19:01There we go.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:03Do you want to know the last person that I did this for?
19:05Who is that?
19:06Jerry Springer.
19:07I love Jerry Springer.
19:08We should get him on next series.
19:10What's that?
19:11Oh, fair enough.
19:12RIP.
19:13Yeah, there you go.
19:14You're in good company, mate.
19:15See you.
19:16Cheers.
19:17Well, that went well, Mark.
19:19Air all cleared and on with your day.
19:21Come in.
19:22Oh, fuck.
19:23I forgot you still had a consultation with these two to get through.
19:26Hello.
19:27Good morning, Mark.
19:28I'm happy to see you.
19:32I'm going to sit down.
19:33I do apologize unreservedly.
19:35I have nothing but respect for your professional abilities.
19:38I'm sorry.
19:39OK.
19:40No worries.
19:41One session in Paul's apology masterclass and the beasts are pro.
19:46Well, you've had a few dates with Deanne.
19:49The feedback, it's, you know, it's nice.
19:52It's nice and we've had a good time.
19:54But Deanne had mentioned that sparks aren't flying.
19:59And that she said, you know, at our age, this is like not common.
20:04I disagree.
20:05OK.
20:06And research would disagree as well.
20:09Mm.
20:10Because there's people at...
20:11Are you trying to put me off her?
20:12People in their 50s, people in their 60s, people in their 70s, people in their 80s.
20:16I know 19-year-olds that are bagging like rabbits.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Oh, 100%.
20:20When I visited my nan at her nursing home, it was like the last days of Rome.
20:24Just writhing limbs and Werther's originals everywhere.
20:27Well, that smell and taste will never leave me.
20:29What about on your side?
20:30You feeling any sparks?
20:31I'm feeling some, but I...
20:34I'm trusting the instinctual part of my brain, the non-calculating part of the brain.
20:40And I'm just going with the flow and it seems to be going quite nicely.
20:44Don't put yourselves in boxes, you know.
20:46It doesn't matter what age you are.
20:48Mark, this is the time to just...
20:5060 is the new affordability.
20:51Exactly.
20:52Cut loose and let go.
20:53Yeah.
20:54We're not saying you have to go and be, you know, having coquettish sex left, right and centre,
20:58but both of you have been open to the prospect that life doesn't finish just because of a number.
21:04Unless it's the number of kids you got, that's a one-way ticket to the shagging wilderness.
21:09Shit, they're coming thick and fast today.
21:12The next client to come and knock in is someone that hasn't been getting much action since joining the agency either.
21:18It's me.
21:20It's Donna Preston.
21:21Look at me go, look at me go. Look at me go, look at me go. Look at me go, look at me go.
21:26Look at me go, look at me go. Hell yeah, look up, we don't ever come down.
21:30It's me.
21:31Get in.
21:32Oh, I said.
21:33Oh, I said.
21:34Oh, I said.
21:36Chucky-coated.
21:37Double chocolate-coated, Tom.
21:39Just for you.
21:40Oh, outrageously chocolatey.
21:42With extra filling, you lucky boy, Thomas.
21:45Oh, I do so rejoice when Donna pops in. One can always depend on her for a cascade of aural titillation. She's an absolute symphony for the senses.
21:58I've just started experimenting with donkey milk.
22:02That's a quick way to ruin your Cheerios.
22:04What do you mean?
22:05In my hair.
22:07Really?
22:08Poor donkeys.
22:09I do feel bad for them, but at least they live.
22:11They're just being much milked.
22:13Well, stop pummeling their udders and use L'Oreal like everyone else.
22:16But that's okay, because they need milking, right?
22:18Yes, they need it.
22:19Top tip, never tell a breastfeeding mother that at 4am.
22:22I learnt the hard way.
22:23Upstairs, the Beast has been thoroughly milked dry of apologies and is facing the next step on his dating journey.
22:31You're at the celebrity dating agency, so you're going to be dating someone new.
22:36Someone new.
22:37Mark's having a lovely time with Deanne, and we're not knocking that, but we do want to introduce somebody new just to see if it can stir anything else up in the Beast.
22:46Well, providing she eats meat and loves a complex equation, who knows?
22:50Meet Josie.
22:52Okay.
22:53Do you want to hear her?
22:54Go on, then.
22:55Okay.
22:56Hi, Mark.
22:57I'm Josie from Hastings.
22:59I am looking for fun.
23:02Um, somebody can match my sense to humour, my energy, have new adventures together.
23:09I'm just looking for the real deal and to have some fun.
23:12There we go.
23:13Excellent.
23:14She's perky, isn't she?
23:15Sounds very perky.
23:16Yeah.
23:17This sounds like it's a different dynamic, a little bit more energetic.
23:21Yeah?
23:22Are you going to be open-minded going into it?
23:23Of course.
23:24Well, you are going to be going on a date playing darts with Josie.
23:29We think this is perfect for you because it is going to bring out the fun that Josie so clearly is looking forward to with you.
23:35Um, my ask is that you reframe mindset around age and expectations and some of the negative inner self-critic you have around that and just live and let live.
23:47Just go with the flow.
23:48I never thought I'd ever say this.
23:50Borrow a little bit of Louis.
23:51You know how Louis...
23:52There you go.
23:53Maybe embody a little Louis.
23:55Yeah.
23:56And just shag them both.
23:57Oh, Louis is...
23:58Louis being the playful puppy that he is, right?
24:00Yeah.
24:01We want you just to take a few of those characteristics of Louis into this date with Josie and let's see how we get on.
24:06I was going to ask, Mark, my question is, are you good at hitting the bull's eye?
24:10Well, as in the inner bull, yeah.
24:15No, Mark, she's talking about the G-spot or the clit or maybe the bum hole.
24:20Actually, I don't know either.
24:21Oh, well, Mark, we'll see you soon.
24:23See you soon, ladies.
24:24See you later on, Mark.
24:25Nice to see you.
24:26Bye, Mark.
24:27All right, big guy, better go get yourself date ready by binge-watching Louis across ten episodes of Too Hot To Handle.
24:33And I thought the donkey was having a bad day.
24:35Someone milk me.
24:40Oh, hi, nice to meet you tonight.
24:45Maybe we could...
24:46Welcome back to Celebs Go Day Inn, where after some chocky pics and milky mutter with Tom, Donna Preston is about to get pressed on her love life by two of the most impressive love studs in the biz, A&P.
24:58We could dance, we could dance all night.
25:01Hi, Donna.
25:03You two are so funny.
25:05Come on in, girl, come and sit down.
25:07Welcome.
25:08Hello, hello.
25:09We were just saying how much we bloody love you.
25:12Oh, God.
25:13You look incredible.
25:14Come on, kid.
25:15You look great.
25:16I love this blue on you, babe.
25:17Thanks, babe.
25:18You look gorgeous, babe.
25:19Things I want to do to you.
25:20This is...
25:21This is...
25:22Sorry.
25:23Join the queue, Donna.
25:24I've been in the line eight years and not even a sniff.
25:26So, it's good to see you.
25:28Brunch.
25:29I mean, that was a...
25:30That was a brunch, wasn't it?
25:31Yeah.
25:32Hello, hello.
25:33DJ Gazza had Donna spinning on their first date.
25:36Yeah, you look very, very good.
25:37Really?
25:38You look very, very good.
25:39Gary, stop it.
25:40You're making me go red.
25:42But after a revelation at brunch, she wanted to deck him.
25:46He ghosted you?
25:47Yes.
25:48I'm a grown-ass woman, babe.
25:49I've got my shit sorted.
25:50You should have just said, and it's fine.
25:53You were assertive.
25:54Mm.
25:55You expressed how important communication is.
25:59Yeah.
26:00And clarity in communication.
26:01And it also felt to me that you were also speaking from experience.
26:06Yeah, absolutely from experience.
26:08I mean, I've been in relationships.
26:10One broke down because of the lack of communication.
26:14One day out the blue, he just said, I'm not happy.
26:17I'm leaving.
26:18And I was like, oh, okay.
26:20What really got me, he said, I should have left four years ago.
26:27Because I haven't loved you for four years.
26:31How dare you waste my time?
26:34And I think this, for me, is key.
26:37You can't waste someone's time.
26:39You wasted four years of my life.
26:42You didn't love me.
26:44You didn't respect me.
26:45You didn't do...
26:46You didn't care.
26:47When you reflect back on that relationship, do you believe that there's anything that you
26:57could or should have done?
26:59It was what it was, but I put on weight.
27:02But that wasn't, you know, it was just weight.
27:06But that's when it really started going a little bit sour.
27:10It feels like you really haven't been your own cheerleader.
27:14No.
27:15In relationships at all.
27:16No.
27:17Because you feeling as though you were responsible for relationship demise
27:21because of how you look.
27:23Does that sound fair?
27:25Yeah.
27:26Hmm.
27:27Well, it sounds fair that it's your fault.
27:29I understand why he went off me, because I looked like a different person.
27:35Did he ever compliment you?
27:38Erm...
27:42Yeah, sometimes, whilst playing, you know, video games.
27:46Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:48Donna clearly holds a lot of her emotion in and puts up a big wall of defence.
27:52And she's clearly protecting what is, I think, a very broken heart.
27:56But if she truly does want to be open to finding love,
27:59she has to find a way to be more vulnerable.
28:02It's time for a few home truths.
28:05The association that you have created that somehow it's my fault,
28:09I changed, I gained weight, that wasn't on you.
28:12That relationship did not break down because of you, Donna.
28:15OK.
28:16OK?
28:17Yeah.
28:21As the agents make a breakthrough with Donna,
28:23another celebrity looking to make a breakthrough of his own is Louie,
28:26as he faces the challenge of cocktail making
28:29and making a decision on the first of his two brunch picks.
28:32Model and barmaid Alana.
28:34That's not her.
28:35That's a bloke.
28:36Hello.
28:37How are you?
28:38I'm Louie.
28:39I'm Rico.
28:40Nice to meet you, bro.
28:41Please, come around there.
28:42For today's date, I'm really excited.
28:44I want to go in there, get to know her.
28:46We're making some cocktails, so it should be cool.
28:48And, you know, I just want to have fun.
28:50Well, Alana's here now and it's hard to tell if she's in the mood for fun
28:55because she's too busy strutting her way into the gaff like the catwalk queen she is.
28:59To be fair, though, it's quite a long walk to the bar.
29:02She's a model and she's looking good.
29:06I feel like at this point, Louie needs to make his mind up.
29:09I feel like he's run through about three, four girls now.
29:12I'm going to say I haven't come yet.
29:14Say I haven't come yet.
29:15OK.
29:16All right.
29:17Yes.
29:18And it looks like Rico is about to become his next conquest.
29:20Hi.
29:21Welcome to the bar.
29:23Are you here?
29:24So today, we're going to be making cocktails.
29:25Oh, what a pranker.
29:27Alana looks incredible.
29:30Hopefully, the cocktail making is going to be a laugh.
29:33No sex on the beach for me, though.
29:35I'm going to be a good boy.
29:36It's called a zombie attack.
29:38And I'll show you how to make it.
29:40Put in rum blend.
29:41There we go with pineapple juice.
29:43Lime.
29:44So.
29:45What, no donkey milk?
29:47That looks like thrower.
29:49But like zombie thrower.
29:50And it'll still cost you 16 quid.
29:53Nice.
29:54Yeah.
29:55It's really nice.
29:56You guys want to try to make it now?
29:57Yeah.
29:58The rum first.
29:59Get that in.
30:00Get the goods in.
30:01Then pineapple juice.
30:02To get that salty taste out of your mouth.
30:04I think we eyeball this one.
30:07Pour that in.
30:09Yeah.
30:10There's the big bend shuffle.
30:13He's done that before.
30:14Cheers.
30:15That's a good cocktail.
30:16Yeah.
30:17What do you want?
30:18A medal, cockslinger?
30:19You're here to get to know a better member.
30:20How was the brunch for you?
30:21Yeah.
30:22How do you feel that I picked you and Harriet?
30:23Whoa.
30:24Straight in with the most awkward question.
30:25Interesting approach.
30:26Obviously, I don't really like being a choice.
30:27I feel like, especially with Harriet, I feel like, I don't feel like it should be me.
30:30What makes you say that it should be you?
30:31Would be quite a shock if she was Team Harriet, to be fair.
30:32I feel like I hold myself really high.
30:33And I've got a lot of goals, and missions and stuff.
30:34I know.
30:35I know that I'm good with you.
30:36I know you know, I know you're going to get to get to know a better member.
30:37Yeah.
30:38Oh, yeah, I know you're going to get to know a better member.
30:39How's the brunch for you?
30:40Yeah.
30:41How do you feel that I picked you and Harriet?
30:42Yeah, I'm good.
30:43I know you're going to get to know a better member.
30:44How's the brunch for you?
30:45Yeah.
30:46How do you feel that I picked you and Harriet?
30:47Whoa.
30:48it should be you would be quite a shock if she was team harriet to be fair i feel like i hold
30:52myself real high and i've got a lot of like goals and missions and stuff alongside you i think i'd
30:58be pretty pretty well would be pretty good i like alana but i don't really feel like i'm getting no
31:05flirty vibes i think she's kind of mad about the two girl thing yeah what's her problem yeah i mean
31:12it's good that we did finally get like a date alone me and you yeah obviously it's nice being you yeah
31:20what is important to you when you're with someone or like what you're looking for come on louie time
31:25to set out the store for any future mrs russell's i guess i want someone that's caring affectionate
31:34doesn't give me a headache is this a woman we're talking about or a hypoallergenic pillow obviously
31:39you get a lot of attention and then you need to make sure the girls kind of secure enough to not
31:46i think it's give you a headache basically it's hard i feel like the communication just be the main
31:52thing i ain't i ain't too good at communicating ironically that's coming across loud and clear
31:58when i've been dating before yeah like the girls i'm like i was seeing
32:03it was more just dragging them along a little bit i did like them but i couldn't commit i just
32:10i'm not in a position to commit oh god if i wanted to see a sales pitch this year i'd watch the
32:15apprentice well this is going well really putting the work in here louie over at hq though our agents
32:22are committed and putting in the graph with donna who's opening up about her relationship struggles
32:27there's been a lot of pain in your life important relationship utterly utterly destroyed your trust
32:34yeah yeah it's it's it's just the basics we need in life isn't it just respect honesty and you know
32:45like we keep saying it's communication the session today has been a tricky one and speaking to anna and
32:52paul they've given me some great advice you know and it's it's it's just not okay that the way i
32:57was treated back then but going forward hopefully i can be stronger and the good news is if you're
33:04open to it we've got someone else for you yeah always open always open yeah you ready you ready here
33:11he is mike mikey boy okay mike here we go how'd you like to hear what mike sounds like my name's mike
33:19i'm 40 and i'm from liverpool i'm probably your typical average nerd i like my movies i like my
33:25tv shows i like my comics a huge doctor who fan and in my spare time i love to build lego i've probably
33:32got far too many lego sets than a grown man should have but hey it's good fun honest opinion do you
33:38have anyone that isn't a virgin um there's a lot of things that he does that my ex does comics lego by
33:48the way i love lego's myself it'd be fine if you love lego for me that's not not my thing okay yeah
34:00so a comic book enthusiast who reminds her of her ex not your finest work agent
34:06mike is a brand new guy you've never met mike he's never met you and i think it's the association
34:11that we need to try and get some perspective around okay i think and i hope that you don't
34:21fixate on preventing pain to the point where it robs you from your joy okay yeah i would hope that
34:30because you don't want to be hurt no one wants to be hurt yeah but you have been hurt and so you say
34:37don't come in i don't want to be hurt so i'm going to prevent this pain but what you're doing
34:42in the moment is you're stealing the joy so let's not self-sabotage yeah let's lean into the joy this is
34:48all we're going to do is lean into the joy trust us if you can on this occasion just go and see what
34:53it's like with mike and then come back and report back okay okay good to see you and we'll see you
34:58later goodbye we'll see you bye okay goodbye goodbye see you dp my lovers goodbye that was
35:06definitely found out a lot more uh about donna and we needed to hear that yes i think it confirmed
35:12a lot of assumptions that we had about her uh and it makes it clear why she has had a little bit of a
35:20challenge here at the agency undoubtedly a wonderful woman that has been very deeply hurt yes yeah but
35:26the biggest take home from all this is that paul is into lego did not see that coming but across
35:31town someone you always see and hear coming is the beast who's been told to channel his inner louie
35:38on a date with new lady josie so expect him to pull her the barmaid and the sound recordist then
35:44get yelled at by all three legend i'm really looking forward to this the date should be fun and his darts
35:50yes someone's excited about subtracting numbers from 500 on one there's every chance a new date
35:58might impress me i hope she does the advice i got from the agents for this date was relax and have
36:03fun so yes ma'am yes ma'am called mark's perky tonight anyone would think he's going on a date with
36:09fanny schmeller what a woman well the big man's ready let's hope he hits the bullseye with josie i'm
36:16feeling quite excited about meeting mark yeah i would like a nice wine bar or a country pub
36:24you might want to manage those expectations given we're in camden would i kiss on the first date
36:29no i would kiss well if tom hardy's not here is he no
36:34oh no just this guy could i get a gin and tonic please luke large love
36:48has he just started the date without his actual date oh here she is hello hello nice to meet you wow a
36:55pleasure oh awkward hug lean on the bar kiss on the shoulder barge well have you been practicing
37:03i needed to it's been 10 years since the last play i've never thrown a dart can i take your coat you
37:10can smooth mark like it thank you and what drink would you like a glass of rose wine please
37:17is there a technique as such she's wasting no time is she mine's a wine pass me the arrows
37:22believe it or not there is no such thing as a technique in darts it's whatever you feel
37:27comfortable yeah i'm not sure luke littler would agree on that
37:33as i'm close to the smell you've got a really nice perfume i'm not sure what it is but
37:37it's clinique oh here we go it's meant to have an untold effect on the male variety oh is it
37:43i'll tell you in a few minutes oh it's starting very well okay neither of us can play properly
37:49but she's fun and bubbly smells really nice and it's gone off to a great start i'm amazed i can hit
37:56the board you're saying oh don't blame the dart mark it's a grip oh that would have been a but never
38:13mind can we get some new grips for mark please stop trying to stitch him up with these joke grips
38:18mark it's sure around well i think it is hello josie's loving it could be something in this same
38:24again i think so yeah some food well i'm a strict vegetarian but whatever they've got yeah and mark's
38:30just lost all interest welcome back to celebs go dating where mark the beast labette has been
38:44confidently showing off his wrist action on a dark state with josie just a shame she's a vegetarian
38:51so you've got that and that why both have you not seen the size of him josie well i don't want to get
38:57hangry you won't like him when he's hangry just ask paul i like cheese so it's nice now we have some
39:06wensley dale or whatever it is yards from cornwall dorset blue viny cheddar of course is just next
39:12county in death i like to somerset rather keep going mark nothing sexier than cheese facts so i can't
39:17cook mark if you want to get married i can't cook get married whoa but i'm brilliant at maths give me 244
39:24times whatever hey 1900 hold on 244 times eight 1952 quick as a flash very good i'm very good at maths
39:38yeah numerical skills is one of the raw signs of intelligence is it yeah wow she could be in here
39:44quick do more sums 68 plus one my q is 151 so i'm just about a genius mine's 149 see that's phenomenal
39:51oh that she just made that up josie's fun and bubbly but i'm just starting to get the feeling
39:58she's trying a bit too hard how's the agency been for you as in dating they've been fantastic is that
40:06everyone i've met yourself they've all been wonderful there's been one or two there's been one
40:10or two and they go they're not for me okay so well how many were for you well there's one i've seen twice
40:18now okay and you're putting a bit where i've now got to make probably a big decision so oh just tell
40:25her not to come okay just tell her not to come mark there's no point is it loving your confidence
40:30josie but i think mark's still reeling from the fake iq score shocker
40:37back with commitment phobe louie now whose date alana is probably wondering if she should have gone for
40:42the cardiff to london return ticket over the cheaper single what do you think like our vibe is
40:48like what are you sensing um i'm getting awkward like how do you feel
40:58what's it like between me and you like how would you say it is
41:00is he okay i don't know actually wow what a charmer well like are you attracted to me is it like how do you
41:15i feel like you're really hard to gauge like you really had to read yeah because i don't know
41:22what are you asking me it's obviously glad you picked me and stuff yeah but why did you why did
41:27you want to because i was intrigued to see like how you are as a person yeah well i tried
41:39but i'm just not feeling it it's a shame because she's really nice but i think i need to pull the
41:45plaster off being at the agency yeah i feel like if i dated you like from the start maybe i'd maybe be
41:53a bit more like upbeat or excitable or whatever yeah there's no point like dragging something along
42:01it's probably better not to yeah like drag it and just because you are a lovely girl i'm glad like
42:07we've had a conversation because actually like yeah no i feel like way better because i'm just
42:13feeling that's good yeah i let a girl down gently i'm actually proud of myself pat on the back for me
42:20what a positive day yeah positive cheers cheers to understanding cheers to understanding wow i think
42:28louis actually done the decent thing oh it feels weird saying it out loud do you know what are you
42:32down to make some more cocktails before we go to be fair i would i would love to but i've got a train to
42:38catch and another ticket to buy oh you've got a train yeah okay well it was a lovely day was it
42:45thank you so much you make sure you get home yeah get your train appreciate you nice seeing you
42:51again yeah yeah see you later bye have fun on your train don't think about me too much oh my gosh i feel
42:58like louis came clear with his intentions and yeah it's clear to say that maybe we're not really for
43:05each other right now i don't think me and alana and again alana alana i don't think me and alana have a
43:13aromantic spark i feel like yeah it's just more of a uh friend friendship connection i think yeah
43:20with a friend whose name you don't know over to a man with the names of two women in his head now
43:27as mark battles to put sweetheart diane out of his mind and keep up with his new match firecracker josey
43:33so how have you been getting on at the agency they clearly didn't have an iron
43:38he looks like he's just finished his shift to iceland you were meeting me you could have made
43:43an effort yeah that's true why didn't you because you think you're a celebrity and it didn't matter
43:49no it does matter okay fair enough what's your worst story on the dating site i don't do dating sites
43:56well i did it they're all weirdos so they'll talk to you and say something yeah lovely and then say
44:01what underwear you got on they're they're all the same yep you've got to admire the consistency of the
44:06british pervert you would never ask what underwear i had on would you because there's actually none
44:10on here thank you for that i was wondering where this was going to it was a i think you're really
44:19sweet very kind oh no really there's something very endearing about you well it's the like and i
44:27like that you're really crap at dots i shouldn't be but i am yeah well is there anything about me you'd
44:32like to have josie's definitely a firecracker but she's starting to stray close to the line where
44:40bubbly becomes irritating and i'm afraid it's time to wrap up now it's been absolutely wonderful it's
44:46been lovely to meet you so would you like to see me again or don't you dare take a breath oh will it
44:54oh has my screen frozen or is he buffering you're great i think deanna's like slightly ahead of you
45:04i'm sorry i'm going to be brutally honest if i hadn't met deanna yes oh okay that is fair enough
45:12and it's been great really enjoyed this not this surely this is horrific but never say but after that
45:18so just say i've really enjoyed this but you just said but so she knows there's a but oh god
45:26oh good luck mark once more we're feeling please thank you very much but it's been wonderful thank
45:33you really enjoyed this i've enjoyed it cheers cheers oh that carefree game of darts seems a long
45:41time ago did it she was nice but wasn't for me can i have another date with deanna please
45:48he's just a gentleman isn't he he had two dates with the lady before and he's got a connection with
45:55her that's fair enough what can i say he's honest he's sweet it won't last don't worry josey get
46:01yourself back on the dating apps loads of lovely fellas on there apparently tomorrow night sexy sexy sexy
46:09the beast gets busted the way he looked at my cleavage told me he was interested
46:18sam can't be trusted are we cheated i mean that's a big word
46:22and s club john's as keen as mustard you think you love jordan or is he
46:39all right
46:52so
Recommended
48:08
|
Up next
52:37
52:04
1:10:30
49:57
1:10:30
47:21
43:02
42:32
Be the first to comment