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Friday After Next (2002) is a comedy drama that follows a group of friends as they navigate the challenges and surprises of the holiday season. The story highlights friendship, teamwork, and clever problem-solving as the characters encounter unusual situations and work together to overcome them.   Set in lively urban and holiday-themed locations, the film emphasizes humor, character interactions, and lighthearted situations rather than graphic content. With engaging performances, fun scenarios, and a playful narrative, Friday After Next delivers an entertaining and immersive cinematic experience.   Ideal for audiences who enjoy comedy dramas, character-driven stories, and fun, friendship-focused narratives, this film offers a humorous and uplifting journey full of clever twists, teamwork, and memorable moments.  Friday After Next, Friday After Next 2002, Friday After Next movie, 2002 movies, comedy drama film, friendship story movie, character driven story, teamwork themed movie, lighthearted film, problem solving story, holiday themed movie, humorous situations film, engaging narrative movie, playful storytelling film, urban setting movie, amusing story film, character interactions movie, fun adventures film, entertaining narrative movie, uplifting story film, clever twists story, memorable moments movie, immersive comedy film, group dynamics story, engaging plot film, safe family comedy movie, light comedy 2002, friendship focused film

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00:02:10Take it out, one, two, one, get up, eight.

00:02:15Okay, that's what I'm talking about.

00:02:19Mmm.

00:02:20Mmm.

00:02:21Mmm.

00:02:22Mmm.

00:02:25Mmm.

00:02:26Mmm.

00:02:27Mmm.

00:02:28Mmm.

00:02:29Yeah.

00:02:30It's an ugly ass baby.

00:02:31Eyes cocked like a pistol.

00:02:35All I want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to get

00:02:39a doo-doo.

00:02:40Off to the fat bitches.

00:02:43What the?

00:02:44What the?

00:02:45That nigga's broke.

00:02:46I ain't got no Christmas ham in here.

00:02:48Nothing.

00:02:50It's a bitch.

00:02:51All I want is two fat bitches that smell like cheeseburgers so chico.

00:02:55I broke a lick on them in two, three-year supplies of rose paper.

00:02:58You're two pieces, my thornie.

00:03:00Yeah baby.

00:03:01It's gonna be good right here.

00:03:02I'm so loud.

00:03:03How are ya?

00:03:06What the hell you doing in my house?

00:03:08Eating a big ass sandwich and shit.

00:03:10Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.

00:03:11Where the fuck to milk and cookies?

00:03:12Santa Claus.

00:03:13What the?

00:03:14Oh shit.

00:03:16Get your ass out of here.

00:03:18Goddamn!

00:03:19Daddy!

00:03:20Get out of here!

00:03:25Goddamn!

00:03:26Goddamn!

00:03:27Goddamn!

00:03:28Goddamn!

00:03:29Goddamn!

00:03:30Goddamn!

00:03:31Goddamn!

00:03:32Goddamn!

00:03:33Goddamn!

00:03:34Goddamn!

00:03:35Goddamn!

00:03:36Goddamn!

00:03:37Goddamn!

00:03:38Goddamn!

00:03:39All I want is a fat...

00:03:40That bitch with a name belt would say glitter on it.

00:03:42Shit!

00:03:43Ugh!

00:03:44Shit!

00:03:45Goddamn!

00:03:46Goddamn!

00:03:47Goddamn!

00:03:48Help me back!

00:03:50Goddamn!

00:03:51Shit!

00:03:52Goddamn!

00:03:53Goddamn!

00:03:54Goddamn!

00:03:55Goddamn!

00:03:56Goddamn!

00:03:57Shit!

00:03:59Mary-

00:04:00Fizzles, motherfuckers!

00:04:05Fizzles, fizzles, fizzles, fizzles!

00:04:10As you can see...

00:04:15I got my black ass back in the ghetto.

00:04:18The only place where you can get...

00:04:20...a ride by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

00:04:22Shit.

00:04:23Man, I don't know if I can handle another...

00:04:25...goddamn fright.

00:04:27This shit hurt.

00:04:29Damn it!

00:04:30Wake up, man!

00:04:31We just got robbed!

00:04:32Dayday!

00:04:33Get your scary ass up!

00:04:35Man, I know you heard that shit!

00:04:37You just got robbed!

00:04:38Get out of there, man!

00:04:39Get some...

00:04:40Wake your ass up!

00:04:41Come on, man!

00:04:42I gotta call the po-po!

00:04:45What'd you say?

00:04:46What'd you say?

00:04:47Damn!

00:04:49We just got robbed!

00:04:50What'd you go?

00:08:20Let's go check out the bedroom.

00:08:21Sure.

00:08:22What else did he get?

00:08:24I said he took all of our presents.

00:08:26Presents.

00:08:27He took my CD collection.

00:08:28CDs.

00:08:29He even took Dede's baby pictures.

00:08:31Pictures.

00:08:32Oh yeah.

00:08:33And he got our speaker man.

00:08:34with all our rent money in it.

00:08:35Rent money.

00:08:36Where?

00:08:37God damn it.

00:08:38Sit your ass down.

00:08:39Who got the rent money?

00:08:40Who got the rent money?

00:08:41You ain't about to do nothing.

00:08:42See it.

00:08:43Jumping up like you Mr. G-

00:08:44Kid bad.

00:08:45Where the fuck was you when he was beating my ass with that tree?

00:08:47Craig my leg is hurting man.

00:08:49Good.

00:08:50Yeah he got the rent money.

00:08:52All of it.

00:08:53You're positive he was dressed up.

00:08:54Like Santa Claus.

00:08:55Jolly white fat guy.

00:08:57Little red suit.

00:08:58Couple elves.

00:08:59Packing the bags.

00:09:00He is a project Santa Claus.

00:09:02Picture old dirty bastard.

00:09:04And then a Santa Claus suit.

00:09:05Can you picture that?

00:09:06No.

00:09:07Do you know who old dirty bastard is?

00:09:09No.

00:09:10Calm down.

00:09:11I'm not nervous.

00:09:12You ought to be nervous.

00:09:13You're a black cop.

00:09:14You motherfuckers huddle up or something man.

00:09:16Find this dude.

00:09:17Stay right there.

00:09:18I ain't g-

00:09:19I ain't going nowhere.

00:09:20Calm down.

00:09:21I'm calm.

00:09:22You're gonna go sit in the car.

00:09:23Do your fucking job.

00:09:24You're pushing.

00:09:24All the wrong buttons bell.

00:09:25We the victims man.

00:09:26We the victims.

00:09:27That victim shit is-

00:09:29way overblown.

00:09:30Just sit there and shut up.

00:09:31Asshole.

00:09:34Santa Claus strikes again.

00:09:35Yeah.

00:09:36Makes me want to go home and lock up all my shit.

00:09:38You gotta stop-

00:09:39Stop talking to them police like that.

00:09:40Shut up.

00:09:41You better stop talking to me like that.

00:09:42I can kick your ass for the way you-

00:09:44You acting this morning.

00:09:45I ain't that a bitch.

00:09:46We gonna still have our Christmas party?

00:09:47How the fuck we gonna have a Christmas party with our-

00:09:49apartment looking like this?

00:09:50You can't cancel that party man.

00:09:51What about the hoes we had coming down here?

00:09:54So I invited some nice ass girls and said they gonna fuck for a buck.

00:09:57Do something strange for a little piece of change.

00:09:59And I know we gonna make them holler for a dollar.

00:10:01One of them said they was gonna tuck my dick from the back.

00:10:03I ain't never-

00:10:04I ain't never had that ever happen to me.

00:10:06I'm trying to get see what that be like.

00:10:08Right then.

00:10:09Look.

00:10:09Look man, I don't give a shit about you.

00:10:13That party-

00:10:14All I got to worry about is the rent.

00:10:16And it was your idea-

00:10:17No it wasn't.

00:10:18To use half the rent money-

00:10:19No it wasn't.

00:10:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:10:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:10:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:10:22Dicks, I think we got something here.

00:10:24Well, well.

00:10:25Whose is this?

00:10:26Uh, actually it's both ours.

00:10:28No it ain't.

00:10:29It is.

00:10:30But it's for municipal uses only.

00:10:33I mean he got-

00:10:34Cataract.

00:10:35Lazy eye.

00:10:36Little glaucoma.

00:10:37See that eye right there?

00:10:38Little shot of gonorrhea.

00:10:39Do you guys have any idea what we can do to you for this?

00:10:42No.

00:10:43Juvenile-

00:10:44We can make your Christmas much worse than what it already is.

00:10:47No.

00:10:48Being that it's Friday that-

00:10:49That means you're not gonna see a judge till possibly Monday.

00:10:51Aww.

00:10:52Maybe.

00:10:53But since we're nice guys-

00:10:54We're just going to uh-

00:10:55Confiscate this plant.

00:10:56Take it with us until we find this Santa Claus carrot.

00:10:59Aww.

00:11:00That's fucked up too.

00:11:01Oh hey, and when we find uh-

00:11:03Saint Nick-

00:11:04What do y'all want us to do to him?

00:11:06You know?

00:11:07Cracked ribs?

00:11:08Fractured skull?

00:11:09Little eye-

00:11:09Fractured skull?

00:11:10Fractured skull?

00:11:11Beat the shit out there with the-

00:11:12All right guys, that's the shit.

00:11:14And then I go.

00:11:15I say you stick a plunger in his ass like they did in New York.

00:11:19Alright.

00:11:20Let's go.

00:11:21This is Officer Brian Dix.

00:11:23I'm Officer Alvin Holt.

00:11:24Call.

00:11:25And we'll let you know if anything develops.

00:11:27Officer A-hole and-

00:11:29B-Dix.

00:11:30We'll call you.

00:11:31If we find anything.

00:11:32Where are we?

00:11:33We're on.

00:11:35I like the police right there.

00:11:37Oh.

00:11:38Yeah.

00:11:39You got a big pile of dog shit in the middle of your bed back there.

00:11:42Might want to check that out.

00:11:44All right.

00:11:45Merry Christmas.

00:11:46All right.

00:11:47All right.

00:11:48Merry Christmas.

00:11:49Hey.

00:11:50What the hell is going on around here?

00:11:51Happy holidays, Miss Pearly.

00:11:52Happy holidays, Miss Pearly.

00:11:53Happy holidays, Miss Pearly.

00:11:54Happy holidays, Miss Pearly.

00:11:54No lease running all in and out of the building.

00:11:56What the hell is going on?

00:11:58Somebody broken off.

00:11:59The apartment this morning stole all our stuff.

00:12:01That bullshit security.

00:12:02Nah, sure.

00:12:03Hope they didn't get.

00:12:04Get the rent money because you two niggas been ducking and dodging me for about three.

00:12:09Two weeks now.

00:12:09Me?

00:12:10Today is the day you motherfuckers is going to.

00:12:14Why do you always bring your ass up here with this shit?

00:12:16Yeah.

00:12:17Harassing us.

00:12:18With that big old.

00:12:19You're a wolf pussy.

00:12:19You come down here all the time smelling like that.

00:12:21Look, you don't even own the place.

00:12:23You just a m****.

00:12:24And I'm going to manage to evict your skinny punk black ass on up out of here.

00:12:29Today, if you two motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.

00:12:31Man, let's get that lined up.

00:12:34Don't you worry about it, bitch.

00:12:35I know somebody like it.

00:12:36You need to take your ass back downstairs because you're a m****.

00:12:39You ain't evicting nobody.

00:12:40Nobody.

00:12:40Unless you got a motherfucking army with you.

00:12:42What?

00:12:42I don't need no.

00:12:44I don't need no army, Mr. Smartass.

00:12:46My son Damon home right now.

00:12:49Damon, I had a nightmare about that fool last night.

00:12:54Data.

00:12:55Crick.

00:12:59Which one of you b****s want to watch my drawers tonight?

00:13:01That'll be him.

00:13:02Yeah.

00:13:04Oh, okay.

00:13:05I'll watch on Sundays.

00:13:07Anyway.

00:13:09Starch press.

00:13:10Starch, n****.

00:13:14Yeah.

00:13:15Damon.

00:13:15I moved.

00:13:16Come on in, Miss Crowley.

00:13:17Oh, man.

00:13:17Oh.

00:13:18When he get.

00:13:19Get out last night and I'm going to let you two b****s in on a little.

00:13:24Little secret.

00:13:25When you spend 12 years on a level four prison yard, you become.

00:13:29Quite fond of little old girls like yourselves.

00:13:32So either I'm going to get.

00:13:34My rent money today or somebody getting their salad tossed.

00:13:39Tonight.

00:13:39Damn.

00:13:40Hey, you know what?

00:13:41That ain't even necessary.

00:13:42Sure ain't.

00:13:42Me and Day Day, we start our.

00:13:44New job today and I swear to God, we're going to have your money later on tonight.

00:13:48Cash.

00:13:49In your hand.

00:13:50You better.

00:13:51Either you fitting to come see me.

00:13:54Or Damon going to come see you.

00:13:57Simple as that.

00:13:59Like, cause your son's a fag.

00:14:00Shut up, b****.

00:14:02Oh, yeah.

00:14:04Craig, tell your fine daddy I said, I'll.

00:14:09I hate that b****.

00:14:14Tight ass pants, man.

00:14:16Shit.

00:14:19I tight these motherfuckin' pants off.

00:14:21I can't even do the James Brown in these pants.

00:14:24I don't want to see you do the James Brown.

00:14:26We ain't going to never get no p**** in these clothes, man.

00:14:29I'm going to just toss you how we look.

00:14:32Like a couple of runner cards.

00:14:33What about.

00:14:34I'm going to run a jiffy.

00:14:36See?

00:14:37Clothes don't make the player.

00:14:39The player make the clove.

00:14:41Rent the cops get pussy too.

00:14:43I'm not no renter.

00:14:44I'm a cop on my top flight security.

00:14:45And don't you never forget it.

00:14:46And I swear.

00:14:47No, the first motherfucker get out.

00:14:49I swear I'm going to beat you.

00:14:50Shit.

00:14:51Craig and Data.

00:14:54Just the n****s I need to see.

00:14:59Yo, what's up?

00:14:59OG, triple OG.

00:15:01OG, triple, triple.

00:15:03OG.

00:15:04You got out last night.

00:15:05I ain't seen y'all in about 12 years, n****.

00:15:07I know.

00:15:08I was little as.

00:15:09Yeah, you growing up now though.

00:15:12Give a n**** a hug, dog.

00:15:14I'm about to go over.

00:15:19Come here.

00:15:20It's cool, dog.

00:15:21It's cool.

00:15:21Come here.

00:15:22Come here.

00:15:23Yeah.

00:15:24Yeah, right there.

00:15:26Group hug, n****.

00:15:27Come on, Craig.

00:15:29All right, come here.

00:15:30Come here.

00:15:31I'll talk to you for a minute.

00:15:33What's up?

00:15:34It's good to be home.

00:15:36You know what I'm saying?

00:15:37Because in the prison, dog, hey.

00:15:39Ain't nothing but the fellas, n****.

00:15:40I heard.

00:15:41That's what I heard.

00:15:41I swear.

00:15:42Hey, we got to care about each other.

00:15:44Yo, that's real.

00:15:45That's right.

00:15:45That's my family.

00:15:46Oh, yeah.

00:15:47Oh, yeah.

00:15:48Oh, yeah.

00:15:49I like cooking my mother.

00:15:51I heard you motherfuckers ain't paid your rent for something.

00:15:54That's my mother.

00:15:55Ducking and dodge my mother.

00:15:56Shit.

00:15:57Get your titty out my chin.

00:15:59Show up here tonight without that rent money, and we gon' get it.

00:16:04You motherfuckers ain't paid for it.

00:16:05Oh, yeah.

00:16:06Oh, yeah.

00:16:07Oh, yeah.

00:16:08Oh, yeah.

00:16:09He can't breathe.

00:16:10He can't breathe.

00:16:10You dead?

00:16:11Yeah.

00:16:12I'm feeling you, dawg.

00:16:13I'm trusting.

00:16:14You diggin' it?

00:16:14Good.

00:16:15Good.

00:16:15Shit's dumb.

00:16:16Cuz I'm gonna only say this shit once.

00:16:18Ah!

00:16:19Come on, man.

00:16:20Let's go.

00:16:21Ooh.

00:16:22Yeah.

00:16:22Y'all look good, and y'all look tight-ass.

00:16:24Let's rent a cop out this.

00:16:25Merry Christmas, niggats.

00:16:29Bullshit, man.

00:16:30That's bullshit, man.

00:16:31He gonna try to do something strange to us.

00:16:33Watch, man.

00:16:34No, he ain't.

00:16:35I'm gonna think of something, huh?

00:16:36That's fucked up, man.

00:16:38He might do something strange to me.

00:16:39You know.

00:16:44Fuck, fuck, fuck you, motherfucker.

00:16:49That's good shit.

00:16:50I ain't gonna be your mother.

00:16:51Oh, snap!

00:16:52Oh!

00:16:53Hurry up!

00:16:54Hang on, mistletoe, I'm gonna get you now.

00:16:59Oh, yeah.

00:17:00This Christmas.

00:17:04About a year ago, my pops quit his dog-catching job in...

00:17:09I went into business with my Uncle Elroy.

00:17:11They opened up a spot called Brother's Barbecue.

00:17:14Tastes so good, make you wanna slap your mama.

00:17:18You might have seen the commercial.

00:17:20Y'all tired of eating that barbecue from up the street?

00:17:22Where to get you more sauce than to get your meat?

00:17:24Well, bring your big ass down to Brother's Barbecue.

00:17:2615837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.

00:17:29That's right off Manchester.

00:17:30Black barbecue.

00:17:31Tastes so good, make you wanna slap your mama.

00:17:34Don't it, Willie?

00:17:35Yeah, boy.

00:17:36Hey, mama.

00:17:37What the hell you want?

00:17:39We...

00:17:42Every one location, so it's me and you.

00:17:44You might have missed it.

00:17:45They only had enough money for a 15-second spot.

00:17:48But anyway...

00:17:49My pops got me and Day Day these jobs at the same strip mall.

00:17:52Are you ready?

00:17:53That's Christmas helps.

00:17:54Look, Day Day, we only security guards.

00:17:58Okay?

00:17:59Get those security guards at that.

00:18:02We ain't cops.

00:18:03We ain't Americans.

00:18:04Most Wanted.

00:18:05NYPD Blue.

00:18:06None of that shit you watch.

00:18:07We something like them.

00:18:09No.

00:18:10Nothing like it.

00:18:11So all we gonna do, take it easy, make this...

00:18:14Money.

00:18:15You gonna watch your temper.

00:18:16I ain't gotta watch shit.

00:18:17You gonna treat people right.

00:18:18Talk to people.

00:18:19No, I'm not.

00:18:20You can get your ass kicked around here real quick.

00:18:22So?

00:18:23You care nothing about getting out of here?

00:18:24It ain't...

00:18:24I ain't getting into no shit because of you.

00:18:26This is a job, man.

00:18:27This ain't an adventure.

00:18:28This is...

00:18:29This is real.

00:18:30And I wanna let you know, I'm not having it.

00:18:32Everybody's a suspect today.

00:18:33And I told...

00:18:34I told you I'm a player.

00:18:35And I don't care nothing about none of that.

00:18:37Uh huh.

00:18:38Damn.

00:18:39Come on, player.

00:18:40Get your ass out, player.

00:18:41Aw, man.

00:18:42Fucking...

00:18:43You remedial.

00:18:44What does that mean?

00:18:44Retarded.

00:18:45That wasn't nothing.

00:18:46Don't dumbass.

00:18:47I messed up all the time.

00:18:48Let's go.

00:18:49Let's go.

00:18:50Let's go.

00:18:51Let's go.

00:18:52Let's go.

00:18:53Let's go.

00:18:54Let's go.

00:18:55Come here.

00:18:56Come here.

00:18:57Come here.

00:18:58Look.

00:18:59Let's go.

00:19:00Let's go.

00:19:01Let's go.

00:19:02Let's go.

00:19:03Let's go.

00:19:04Let's go.

00:19:05Let's go.

00:19:07Let's go.

00:19:08Let's go.

00:19:09Hey.

00:19:10Hey.

00:19:11Hey.

00:19:12Hey.

00:19:13Hey.

00:19:14Uncle Willie.

00:19:15What are you doing to me?

00:19:16What?

00:19:17What?

00:19:18They ain't there.

00:19:19Hey.

00:19:20Man, I didn't...

00:19:21I didn't know that was you, Pop.

00:19:22I thought you was somebody else.

00:19:23Willie, what the hell are you doing?

00:19:24I ain't doing nothing.

00:19:25I'm sending my money at the cash register.

00:19:27These fools knocked the hell out of me.

00:19:29Man, we just made a mistake.

00:19:30My daddy just ran in and jumped on daddy.

00:19:32He lied, daddy.

00:19:33He lied, daddy.

00:19:34Why are you boys beating about Santa Claus?

00:19:36What did he do to you?

00:19:37He broke our house and stole our presents.

00:19:39And, Craig, let him do it.

00:19:41Why, Craig?

00:19:42How you gonna blame that on me?

00:19:43Cuz you did sti-

00:19:44You did.

00:19:45I tried to fight him and daddy ain't there.

00:19:46He lied.

00:19:47I was screaming, he wouldn't even help.

00:19:48He is lying.

00:19:49Well, w-

00:19:49What did you do, Day Day?

00:19:50He didn't do nothing.

00:19:51He stayed asleep the whole time.

00:19:52Can I tell my story?

00:19:53Can I tell my story?

00:19:54I ain't doing shit, daddy, but he could've did something about it.

00:19:57You okay, baby?

00:19:58What did he look like?

00:19:59He look-

00:19:59Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.

00:20:01Oh, I heard about him.

00:20:02What?

00:20:03They call him the-

00:20:04The Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that.

00:20:07He robbed the lady out here in the parking lot last week.

00:20:09Called the ho-ho-ho and kept on running.

00:20:11Who the fuck are you?

00:20:13Oh.

00:20:14Oh, I'm cooking.

00:20:15The new waitress.

00:20:16And, um, Elroy.

00:20:19The new girl.

00:20:20Oh.

00:20:21Damn, daddy.

00:20:22You got another?

00:20:23You gonna catch-

00:20:24Tell me something.

00:20:25You should've kept Sugar's nasty ass.

00:20:26What happened to her?

00:20:27Oh, I kicked her country ass to the curb.

00:20:29He hooked up with her little sister.

00:20:31That's how we play his role.

00:20:33Yeah, all right.

00:20:34You ain't no player.

00:20:35Read my lips.

00:20:36You ain't no player.

00:20:39You don't know nothin' about bein' a player.

00:20:41Better than haired your ass pussy.

00:20:44I've been pussy whippin' for about 30 years.

00:20:46Nobody got me pussy whippin'

00:20:49Ah!

00:20:50Whipps!

00:20:51Pussy!

00:20:52Ah!

00:20:53Ah!

00:20:54Ah!

00:20:55Ah!

00:20:56Ah!

00:20:57Ah!

00:20:58You boys look really good what you look.

00:20:59Rent a cop-

00:20:59Outfits on.

00:21:00Yes.

00:21:01Very attractive.

00:21:02Very nice.

00:21:03Top flight security.

00:21:04Ain't no winter cops.

00:21:05Daddy, how'd I look?

00:21:06Dun dun dun dun!

00:21:07Like a damn snitch.

00:21:09Aw, man.

00:21:10That's cold.

00:21:11Look like you about ready to go tell on somebody right damn now.

00:21:13When you flash like-

00:21:14Rent a cop.

00:21:15You're supposed to have flashlights.

00:21:16You got to shine some damn body.

00:21:17We supposed to get hang-

00:21:18We supposed to get hang-

00:21:19Handcuffs.

00:21:20Flashlights.

00:21:21Taser guns.

00:21:22Two German Shepherds.

00:21:23Y'all mother ain't here.

00:21:24What happened to the last security guards they had around here.

00:21:26What happened?

00:21:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:21:29Elroy.

00:21:30Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.

00:21:31Well, let's go, man.

00:21:32Oh, shit!

00:21:33Stop!

00:21:34Move that!

00:21:34What happened to the other two security guards?

00:21:35Wait a minute.

00:21:36What happened to the other two security guards?

00:21:37Wait a minute.

00:21:38What happened to the little of your grandmother?

00:21:39Move!

00:21:40Come on, let's go!

00:21:41Move your big ass!

00:21:42What happened with the last two security guards?

00:21:43Damn!

00:21:44Move!

00:21:45Move!

00:21:46Move!

00:21:47Wait up, mama!

00:21:48What the hell you want, Roy?

00:21:49Give him the sauce again.

00:21:50Give me the spoon.

00:21:51Oh!

00:21:52Ain't nobody gonna hit you, mama.

00:21:53I've lost your mind.

00:21:54since Willie slapped you.

00:21:55Get your hands off her, Willie.

00:21:56Damn!

00:21:57What happened to her?

00:21:58You should never let her get into the commercial.

00:21:59Anyway, El Roy.

00:22:00Got no business working for you.

00:22:01You the one who gave a concussion, Willie.

00:22:03And you was supposed to...

00:22:04You were supposed to be acting.

00:22:05We should have smacked the hell out of you.

00:22:06How's she doing?

00:22:07How's she doing?

00:22:08How's she doing?

00:22:09Hey, hey, mama.

00:22:10Big mama.

00:22:11You all right?

00:22:12Who are you?

00:22:13It's Craig, mama.

00:22:14Who's Craig?

00:22:15Don't worry about it, baby.

00:22:16Your oldest grandson.

00:22:17The smart one.

00:22:18Not that.

00:22:19J.D.

00:22:20She's still having 30-second blackouts and blue, bitch.

00:22:21Better to remember J.D. Look.

00:22:22You take your hold along, man.

00:22:24She's not always playing with her all the time.

00:22:25That's enough damn salt there, Willie.

00:22:27I know what I'm doing.

00:22:28I know what I'm doing.

00:22:29Nobody want all that goddamn salt net potato salad.

00:22:32Y'all argue too much.

00:22:33God, what the hell are you?

00:22:34What's wrong with y'all?

00:22:35Y'all should get married.

00:22:36Why are you in so much competition with me?

00:22:39You jealous, Willie?

00:22:40I can't have it.

00:22:41I look better than you do.

00:22:42You don't.

00:22:44I cook better than you.

00:22:45You can't.

00:22:46My dick is bigger than yours.

00:22:47It was cold that night.

00:22:49Think of this.

00:22:50Last year at this time, you ain't won the lotto.

00:22:52Over a million dollars.

00:22:54Anybody else would be living in the frishery era.

00:22:57You back here cooking pig feet with me.

00:22:59Hey, brothers, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

00:23:02You tired tongue don't catch a.

00:23:03You tired tongue don't catch a.

00:23:04You best go check on the sauce. Your mama's out on the feet again.

00:23:07Dumbass dog.

00:23:09I'm a loud old stud. Loud old fuckin' stud.

00:23:11So after Pops and Unk argued for another-

00:23:1415 minutes, it was time to meet our new boss.

00:23:17His name is Moley.

00:23:18He ran the whole s-

00:23:19Strip Mall and own Holy Moley Donuts.

00:23:22But trust me, don't ever-

00:23:24Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever eat there.

00:23:30We'll take the usual, Moley.

00:23:32Hey, Moley!

00:23:34Hey, Moley!

00:23:35How you doing, boy?

00:23:36Come on, buddy! Merry Christmas, buddy!

00:23:38Happy Hanukkah!

00:23:39Lime!

00:23:40These are my boys!

00:23:41I'll be with you in just one minute, buddy.

00:23:43Take your time-

00:23:44So what's up, buddy? What's up? How's the business?

00:23:49Everything is wonderful.

00:23:51Yeah, boy!

00:23:52Have you seen that commercial?

00:23:53No.

00:23:54Oh, buddy!

00:23:55Barbecues taste so good, make me wanna smack your mum!

00:23:57What the f-

00:23:59Hey, buddy!

00:24:00What the f-

00:24:01What the f-

00:24:02What's wrong with you?

00:24:03Sorry, buddy. Reaction now.

00:24:04I could. Sorry.

00:24:05Okay.

00:24:06Hey, guys! I hear someone looking for a job, huh, guys? Huh?

00:24:08Hey, I want-

00:24:09I'll ask you a question.

00:24:10I-

00:24:11Okay.

00:24:12When we get our guns?

00:24:13Oh, no, no, no guns. You are a tough flight-

00:24:14I don't have security guards.

00:24:15What about, uh, walkie-talkies?

00:24:16That's the flashlights.

00:24:17What if we catch the girl back-

00:24:19back there giving up some head right in the back behind the trash can?

00:24:22I had to come back there with a flashlight catcher.

00:24:24You guys are supposed to be big tough guys, huh?

00:24:26You don't need all these gadgets, huh?

00:24:28All you need is-

00:24:29What is this here?

00:24:30Huh?

00:24:31If there's any problems, you just blow. Toot-toot!

00:24:34These guys are here all the time. They come running. Okay?

00:24:36Goddamn!

00:24:38Crap!

00:24:39The door is-

00:24:40Please!

00:24:41Si!

00:24:42Very quick response time, huh?

00:24:43You guys ready for Tura property?

00:24:44Give me a twister. I'll make it two. Hold the flash.

00:24:47Keep up!

00:24:48That's my one-

00:24:49One-two, one-two, one-two. Come on with me. Come on.

00:24:51Okay guys, since you've been here many times before, I'm gonna make it two.

00:24:54It's short and sweet, buddy. Come on.

00:24:56Okay, as you know, this over here is my place.

00:24:59This is Holy Moly Donut Shop, huh?

00:25:01Say to me guys, Holy Moly Donut-

00:25:04Donut Shop!

00:25:05Holy Moly Donut Shop!

00:25:07Very good! You get one free-

00:25:09I'm gonna declare every lunch break, huh?

00:25:10Ha ha!

00:25:11Ha ha!

00:25:12Ha ha!

00:25:13Come on guys.

00:25:14Come on, come on.

00:25:15Okay.

00:25:16Come on.

00:25:17Over here, this is a crumb door.

00:25:19So, you got cars, they got rings.

00:25:21And this one, of course, is your family business Bros Bar.

00:25:24That's a check cashing.

00:25:25No ID required.

00:25:26And this one here is a brand-

00:25:29new store.

00:25:30It's a pimps and a horse.

00:25:31Some kind of a flashy clothing or something.

00:25:33I don't know.

00:25:34Damn!

00:25:35Who was that?

00:25:36Oh, that's Donna.

00:25:37She's the uh-

00:25:38Oh, that's Donna.

00:25:39She's the uh-

00:25:39the owner's girlfriend.

00:25:40He's a really funny dressing kinda guy from out of town or something.

00:25:44He's kind of a pig though.

00:25:46You know, he treated like shit man.

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00:26:42okay and over here this is a liquor store don't let nobody

00:26:47hang out in front of a liquor store nobody buddy nobody okay and

00:26:52this is your booth any questions yeah I got one question

00:26:57what's up buddy what's up what the hell happened to the last security guards

00:27:00that worked here yeah you asked

00:27:02too many questions man it's time to get to work come on man remember you guys are

00:27:07out-of-flight security guard best in the whole wide world huh right you have to

00:27:10defend this whole

00:27:12with your own life and I'll die for this shit to remember Christmas Eve

00:27:17means lots of shoppers if there's any trouble you come get me when you take

00:27:22care of it then come get me okay go go come on come on keep it real

00:27:27huh so when you gonna ask them for an advancement on the first week's pay

00:27:32don't worry about that day day I asked the man when the time is right you just

00:27:35keep your rabbit ass mouth shut

00:27:37don't worry about that day you remember what I said okay don't start trying to

00:27:41outthink

00:27:42keep me mad because you're gonna hurt yourself

00:27:44come on ma'am who do you think you goon

00:27:47it's small in here are you big in here

00:27:52get off my foot

00:27:54get off my foot

00:27:55get off my foot

00:27:57get off my foot

00:27:58goon ma'am

00:27:59goon ma'am

00:28:00goon ma'am

00:28:01goon ma'am

00:28:02goon ma'am

00:28:03goon ma'am

00:28:04goon ma'am

00:28:05goon ma'am

00:28:06goon ma'am

00:28:07goon ma'am

00:28:08goon ma'am

00:28:09goon ma'am

00:28:10goon ma'am

00:28:11goon ma'am

00:28:12goon ma'am

00:28:13goon ma'am

00:28:14goon ma'am

00:28:15goon ma'am

00:28:16goon ma'am

00:28:17goon ma'am

00:28:18goon ma'am

00:28:19goon ma'am

00:28:20goon ma'am

00:28:21I hope don't nothing happen all day. We can just sit here and watch these females shop.

00:28:26Matter of fact, watch out.

00:28:31Ain't this a bitch. I'm waiting on some action to jump off in here. You heard what Mr. Molly said. We talked for...

00:28:36It's like security of the world, Craig. Shit, not just the city, the world.

00:28:41Been jacked by Santa Claus, all kind of shit. They need security in the world, Craig.

00:28:46Shit, for one thing, calm down. Slow your road.

00:28:51Don't let that man pump you up, Daddy, and get your ass shot out of here. We ain't no damn...

00:28:56The top flight security of the world. We Craig and Day Day. So just kick back.

00:29:01You heard what happened to the last security guards.

00:29:04You didn't even hear what happened to the last security...

00:29:06So how the fuck is I gonna hear it? Just do your job and I'm gonna do mine.

00:29:11Shit, no problem. I'm gonna do my job.

00:29:16No problem. Put your damn feet out of my foot.

00:29:21You heard me. Joy to the world.

00:29:26The world is gone.

00:29:28Bingo. I got action.

00:29:31What's up?

00:29:33What's up?

00:29:34What's up?

00:29:35What's up?

00:29:36What's up?

00:29:38What's up?

00:29:39What's up?

00:29:40What's up?

00:29:41What's up?

00:29:42What's up?

00:29:46What's up?

00:29:47What's up?

00:29:48Holy shit.

00:29:49What's up?

00:29:50Oh!

00:29:51off this corner with that.

00:29:53Excuse me, Shiva, what did you just say?

00:29:54You heard me when I said it.

00:29:56I see y'all hoes gotta move up off this corner.

00:29:58Well, you better watch your little filthy mouth here.

00:30:00Now, you are too...

00:30:01You're talking to children of the Lord.

00:30:02That's right.

00:30:03I want you to know who you're talking to, too.

00:30:05Yeah.

00:30:06Top-Flight Motherfucker Security.

00:30:08Wait a minute, Dana, you can't talk to these old-ass ladies like that.

00:30:11Oh!

00:30:12Greg, just back me up and do your damn job.

00:30:14Now, y'all moving on.

00:30:15Take that shit...

00:30:16One minute, bitch.

00:30:17Now, I ain't no killer.

00:30:18You understand me?

00:30:19Okay.

00:30:20But don't you push me.

00:30:21Don't you touch me.

00:30:21You gonna make me blow this whistle.

00:30:22I'll clear all this shit out of you.

00:30:24Shiva, fuck you and your whistle.

00:30:26That's right.

00:30:27Y'all trying to use the Lord to sell pussy on this phone.

00:30:29I already know.

00:30:30Wait a minute.

00:30:31Wait a minute.

00:30:32Wait a minute.

00:30:33Wait a minute.

00:30:34Wait a minute.

00:30:35Excuse me.

00:30:36They're going to church and we're gonna pray for these niggas.

00:30:39Have mercy, Jesus.

00:30:40All right.

00:30:41All right.

00:30:41What?

00:30:42What's wrong with you?

00:30:43You can't talk to people like that.

00:30:44That's somebody's grandmama.

00:30:46Man, I can talk to people any fucking way I want to talk to them.

00:30:49And I'm the law around here.

00:30:51And I'm gonna write your ass up for insubordination.

00:30:54So let me do my job and you do yours.

00:30:56Top flight.

00:30:57Man, I couldn't believe how Day Day was acting.

00:31:01Every since he got that whistle around his neck, he been acting like a real asshole in the

00:31:05cop.

00:31:06Look at it.

00:31:07Where you going?

00:31:08I'm trying to park so I can go on a check-

00:31:10I'm trying to park so I can go on a check-

00:31:11cash and plan.

00:31:12You can't park right here.

00:31:13Why not?

00:31:14Because there's a new policy.

00:31:15Give me the number or you-

00:31:16You can't park here in this lot.

00:31:17I ain't never heard no policy like that.

00:31:19Uh-uh.

00:31:20Cause you ain't never met a top-

00:31:21flight security nigga like me.

00:31:22Uh-uh.

00:31:23Then give me the number or I'll get the fucking rolling.

00:31:26I am not about to give you my number.

00:31:27But no park inside, okay?

00:31:28Cause I'm married.

00:31:29I am not about to give you my number but no park inside, okay?

00:31:30Cause I'm married.

00:31:31Well get this piece of shit out of here.

00:31:32I don't know.

00:31:33He just playing.

00:31:34Go ahead.

00:31:35No I'm not.

00:31:36I'm not playing.

00:31:36I'm not park this shit.

00:31:37Bye bye.

00:31:38Bring that mother fucker car back here.

00:31:39Man what'd I do?

00:31:41I got this.

00:31:42I got this.

00:31:43Why every time you get a little position of power you abuse your authority-

00:31:46You need to work on your people skills.

00:31:48Oh that's some bullshit.

00:31:49My people skills are way better than-

00:31:51yours nigga.

00:31:52Just sit down and relax.

00:31:56Bingo.

00:31:57We got more action.

00:31:58Bingo.

00:31:59We got more action.

00:32:01Bingo.

00:32:02Bingo.

00:32:03Bingo.

00:32:04Bingo.

00:32:05Bingo.

00:32:06Bingo.

00:32:07Bingo.

00:32:08Bingo.

00:32:09Bingo.

00:32:10Bingo.

00:32:11Bingo.

00:32:12Bingo.

00:32:13Bingo.

00:32:14Stop blowing that goddamn wuss.

00:32:16What's wrong with you, Day-Day? You trippin' some LAPD shit, you know what?

00:32:21Don't hate, appreciate. You just mad because I'm always on a...

00:32:27Quiet, please.

00:32:28Calm your ass down one way or another.

00:32:30We ain't gotta calm me down.

00:32:31I'm Napoleon.

00:32:32Fire that up.

00:32:34Not on duty.

00:32:35Not on duty.

00:32:36Man, you better fire this shit up.

00:32:37I ain't no grocery store bouncer. I'm a real top flight motherfuckin' secur-

00:32:41I'm a pretty guard.

00:32:42You gotta recognize the difference between the police or topslip-

00:32:44Light this shit.

00:32:45We are-

00:32:46We are not little no more. Come on!

00:32:49It's little no more-

00:32:50What? Come on!

00:32:51You know what? You're not gonna be-

00:32:55You know what? You're not gonna be-

00:32:56Talkin' me when we get 40. I'm lettin' you know that right now.

00:32:59This shit gonna stop one day, dude.

00:33:01Well, it ain't gonna stop today. So light it up. Before I beat that ass.

00:33:06Hold up.

00:33:07Yeah, yeah.

00:33:08That's Barney Fife shit.

00:33:11Until then, my friend.

00:33:12I'll do it.

00:33:13Let's go.

00:33:14Take care.

00:33:15Look at that.

00:33:16I'm happy.

00:33:17Amanda.

00:33:18Hiya.

00:33:19Hiya.

00:33:20Hiya.

00:33:21Hiya.

00:33:22Emina.

00:33:24My name's Adam.

00:33:25My name is Adam.

00:33:27Hiya.

00:33:28Hiya.

00:33:30Okay.

00:33:31Hiya.

00:33:32Hiya.

00:33:33Hiya.

00:33:34Hiya.

00:33:35Hiya.

00:33:36Hiya.

00:33:37Hiya.

00:33:38Hiya.

00:33:39Hiya.

00:33:40Hiya.

00:33:16I'm thinking of something like that.

00:33:18That's some good shit, right?

00:33:20No.

00:33:21What?

00:33:21You a badass influence on my life.

00:33:24Ever since I've been kicking it with you, my life...

00:33:26My life has been in shambles, dude.

00:33:29Give me my goddamn joint.

00:33:30Hold that...

00:33:31Let me hit it one more time.

00:33:32One more time, let me hit it, man.

00:33:35You gave it to me.

00:33:37I ain't no bad at floor, so you dig?

00:33:38I'm the best cousin you got.

00:33:40If it wasn't for me...

00:33:41You be getting punked all the time, nigga.

00:33:43And I keep you safe and I keep you warm.

00:33:46Because you know how little timid you are sometimes.

00:33:49Look, look.

00:33:52Whatever.

00:33:55Man, it's just us cranking down.

00:33:56Man, it ain't damn.

00:33:57Man, it ain't.

00:33:58Man, it ain't.

00:33:59Yeah, I was about to bury Bajos, blackheads.

00:34:01You almost made me catch a heart attack.

00:34:03I'm gonna hit you in your ass and get your brain damaged.

00:34:07Let me hit that before Willie bring his old square ass out here.

00:34:10You can go to jail for some shit.

00:34:11Like that for real, daddy.

00:34:12You know, he been real brand new today.

00:34:14How's it going out here so far?

00:34:16It's been born and quiet.

00:34:17Just wait around them young thugs and hoods.

00:34:19They don't come out till about one o'clock.

00:34:211.30.

00:34:22They coming.

00:34:23I just pray to God I'm here when they come.

00:34:25Uncle L.

00:34:26Roy gon' beat Dutch.

00:34:27Shit!

00:34:28Oh, ho, ho, motherfucker.

00:34:29What you looking at, motherfucker?

00:34:30What you looking at, motherfucker?

00:34:31I don't think I'm shooting your mouth.

00:34:32Turn around!

00:34:33I'm getting the wall!

00:34:34Ah, damn it!

00:34:35Damn it!

00:34:36Shut up! Tell him what you got to, bitch!

00:34:38I ain't got nothing!

00:34:41Shit on yourself. What you looking at?

00:34:43What you looking at?

00:34:45Hey man, don't I know you?

00:34:46I don't know a bullet in your ass, man.

00:34:48That's all you got.

00:34:49I ain't got nothing but 20 funky-ass dollars.

00:34:51You oughta shoot your...

00:34:51Shut up! What's up, Al Green?

00:34:53Yeah, you remind me of them old players that be up in...

00:34:56the clear with them young girls.

00:34:57Yeah, you know, you remind me of a young nigga that's fucking with the wrong old nigga!

00:35:01Shut up!

00:35:03Shut up!

00:35:05Shut up! Give me the watch!

00:35:06Give me the watch!

00:35:07Give me the watch!

00:35:08No, not the rolling!

00:35:09No, it's a stolen! Give me the watch!

00:35:10Lookin' like a Mississippi...

00:35:11Bitch better have my sweet potato!

00:35:13Ho, ho, ho!

00:35:14Time flight security!

00:35:15Merry Christmas!

00:35:16I've got my round executed!

00:35:18Do something!

00:35:19Do something!

00:35:20Do something!

00:35:21Hey!

00:35:22Baby!

00:35:23Can I never help you?

00:35:24Fuck it!

00:35:25Shit!

00:35:26Move, move, move, move!

00:35:27Hey!

00:35:28Move, move, move, move!

00:35:29Come on, punk!

00:35:30Did I hit you?

00:35:31Can I record it?

00:35:32Yeah, go hug it!

00:35:33Good!

00:35:34Good one!

00:35:36Good one!

00:35:37Good one!

00:35:38Good one!

00:35:39Good one!

00:35:40Good one!

00:35:41We just got jacked by Santa Claus!

00:35:42He almost tied us up, fucked us some robbers!

00:35:44He pulled out a pistol and was like...

00:35:45Don't!

00:35:46I thought you were on crack, buddy!

00:35:47Oh!

00:35:48Good one!

00:35:49Good one!

00:35:50Oh!

00:35:51Good one!

00:35:53Good one!

00:35:54Good one!

00:35:55Good one!

00:35:56Good one!

00:35:57Good one!

00:35:58Good one!

00:35:59Hey man!

00:36:00Just let it go!

00:36:01Get your goddamn hands off me!

00:36:03Me, my cousin, and my daddy, we just got jacked just a minute ago!

00:36:06About Santa Claus!

00:36:07But you're security guard, buddy!

00:36:08That's why I asked your ass for the two flashlights!

00:36:11These guys!

00:36:12See, that's why I hate them!

00:36:13See, that's why I hate them!

00:36:14See, that's why I hate them!

00:36:16Get your fucking law!

00:36:17Get your fat ass up and go do something about it!

00:36:19You get up too!

00:36:20Look, man, I'm a fucking-

00:36:21Give me some flashlights!

00:36:22Or we gon' get killed around here!

00:36:23I'm gonna check my son!

00:36:24I'm a Christmas-

00:36:25I'm a Christmas-

00:36:26I'm a Christmas-

00:36:27Twice in one day!

00:36:28You wanted to grab somebody!

00:36:30You should grab that nigga!

00:36:31Get on my Rolex!

00:36:32Security!

00:36:33You need to turn in your damn whistle!

00:36:36I'm a Christmas-

00:36:37I'm a Christmas-

00:36:38I'm a Christmas-

00:36:41I'm a Christmas-

00:36:42I'm a Christmas-

00:36:43I'm a Christmas-

00:36:44I'm a Christmas-

00:36:46Where you going, momma?

00:36:47I'm going to make my deli round.

00:36:49Hey, could you make me a sandwich when you get back?

00:36:51Make your own damn sandwich.

00:36:57I'm about to pass.

00:36:58I want to dig you.

00:36:59And I can't even lie about it, baby.

00:37:01Too bad.

00:37:04Too bad.

00:37:05Too bad.

00:37:06Too bad.

00:37:08Goddamn you, man.

00:37:11Holy nigga, the way you took a gangsta nigga.

00:37:16I'm gonna put it this time ago.

00:37:18I'll put it this time ago.

00:37:19Don't forget to put it in the basket.

00:37:22If you like, I'm going to cook it.

00:37:24I got to put it in the basket.

00:37:26I'm going to cook it up to my art.

00:37:29This is how I started asking it.

00:37:31I love to throw it this time.

00:37:32I love to have a drink.

00:37:34I love to drink it.

00:37:36I make it in the basket.

00:37:37There you go.

00:37:38I love to walk in the basket.

00:37:41If you want to take a dog,

00:37:43you're going to leave.

00:37:45What in the hell done happened to the maid?

00:37:50Well, I ain't the only one that old.

00:37:55Dirty bastards.

00:38:00I ain't gonna come inside you, I ain't stopping till the show is over.

00:38:02Cause I'm a part of Indianapolis like a robbery.

00:38:05I'm a part of Indianapolis.

00:38:10Oh, this child is filthy.

00:38:15I'm a part of Indianapolis.

00:38:17I'm a part of Indianapolis.

00:38:19I'm a part of Indianapolis.

00:38:20Ha!

00:38:21Wishful thankin'.

00:38:26Woo!

00:38:27Wee!

00:38:30Got me some weed.

00:38:33Uh-huh.

00:38:34That s***.

00:38:35That's why I ain't paid the damn rent.

00:38:37AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

00:38:40So what happened after that?

00:38:43Y'all don't wanna talk about that s***.

00:38:45Y'all ain't gonna catch no damn body.

00:38:46I just want you to stop and whip some a** on your way down to the station.

00:38:49At least I f***.

00:38:50I feel better then.

00:38:51What the hell were you doing back in the alley anyway, Elroy?

00:38:53I was empty in the trash, Willie.

00:38:54I had already s***.

00:38:55Take it out your trash.

00:38:56What am I supposed to do?

00:38:57Elroy, don't you mess up this b-b-b-b-becue business.

00:38:59I'm gonna keep an eye on your s***.

00:39:00Don't give a damn about your lazy eye, you pop-eye looking son of a-

00:39:04Now, wait a-

00:39:05Wait a minute, I started this b-b-q s***.

00:39:07Is this the motherf***ing thing that-

00:39:10Wait a minute, that's enough.

00:39:11Enough.

00:39:12Calm down.

00:39:13I just appreciate you even blessing me with your presence.

00:39:15You know what I mean?

00:39:16Bitch, imagine Don Juan and money, m***h.

00:39:18You might.

00:39:19What they know about-

00:39:20I love that.

00:39:21Maybe you can get this straight.

00:39:22It's alright.

00:39:23For the second time, y'all got s***.

00:39:25Jack by Santa Claus?

00:39:26Yeah.

00:39:27Yeah.

00:39:28Black guy, wasn't it?

00:39:29Nah, this was a n*** that did-

00:39:30No, if I build it, the holes will come.

00:39:33Learn from the best.

00:39:34God bless you, Mike.

00:39:35Keep your gang tight.

00:39:36He'll play up the chair.

00:39:37He got daddy's Rolex.

00:39:38What?

00:39:39Damn Rolex.

00:39:40I want this hose and I want this open sleigh.

00:39:43Everything is 25%-

00:39:45Everything must go.

00:39:46Maybe even you.

00:39:48Explain-

00:39:50Explain yourself now.

00:39:51Flair.

00:39:52Give me that back.

00:39:53Day Day.

00:39:54Go.

00:39:55Oh, daddy.

00:39:56Talk too damn much.

00:39:57He the one that blow his whip so I blew mine.

00:39:59Crazy.

00:40:00Craig.

00:40:01Huh?

00:40:02Pay attention.

00:40:03That's the reason we got jacked in the first damn place.

00:40:05We'll make out our report and get back to you.

00:40:07Come on, man.

00:40:08Break this up.

00:40:09Let's go.

00:40:10Come on, man.

00:40:11Break this up.

00:40:12Okay.

00:40:10Come on, guys.

00:40:11Y'all have to get dressed.

00:40:12The kids will be in here.

00:40:13Back to what?

00:40:14Back to what?

00:40:15The kids.

00:40:15I'm not feeling like it today.

00:40:16Oh, no.

00:40:17No.

00:40:18That's right.

00:40:20I didn't know.

00:40:24I didn't know.

00:40:25You can make a snowman in 80 degree weather.

00:40:28Yeah, well, anything's possible.

00:40:29All you need is...

00:40:30a can of snow.

00:40:31What's cracking?

00:40:32My name's Craig.

00:40:33Hi.

00:40:35I'm Donna.

00:40:36What's up, Donna?

00:40:37What kind of stuff y'all selling here?

00:40:38We got everything.

00:40:39We've got...

00:40:40Blue.

00:40:41Shaja.

00:40:42Dada.

00:40:43What are you looking for?

00:40:44I don't know.

00:40:45Anything.

00:40:45Anything's better than what I got on.

00:40:46What?

00:40:47You don't like the flashlight, though?

00:40:49Ha, ha, ha.

00:40:50I see you got jokes.

00:40:52Well, you can always buy your girlfriend something, I mean...

00:40:55We have ladies wear, too.

00:40:56Yeah, y'all do, huh?

00:40:57I don't really got a girlfriend, you know.

00:41:00I usually get rid of them this time of year.

00:41:02That way you ain't got the bomb shit.

00:41:06For real?

00:41:07Yeah, why not?

00:41:08Nah, I'm just gonna...

00:41:10I see you got jokes.

00:41:12A couple.

00:41:13So...

00:41:15That's your little midget boyfriend.

00:41:16Little micro mini pant up in there.

00:41:18Yeah!

00:41:20Oh!

00:41:21What's cracking, baby?

00:41:22My name is Dada Wright.

00:41:24This is my big head...

00:41:25Big-ass cousin.

00:41:26You know, B-Volotti got more hair than he got by the...

00:41:29Check...

00:41:30Check this out.

00:41:31I just spotted you right across from the lot.

00:41:33And I'm gonna let you know it ain't your booty.

00:41:35It's your...

00:41:35If you see anything suspicious around here...

00:41:40Let me know, cause I got my eyes on everything.

00:41:42Let's start off by getting your number, cause that's the only way we...

00:41:45We gonna be able to communicate on the cell phone.

00:41:46No, no.

00:41:47What you gotta do is get your ass back to that booty.

00:41:48But man, she like me!

00:41:50I don't know.

00:41:51It's the only way we'd recommend it for everybody.

00:41:52I don't want to...

00:41:53T-shirt.

00:41:54It's the other thing.

00:41:55I don't know.

00:41:56No, no.

00:41:57I'll give you an extra item, but this is an extra item.

00:42:00Oh!

00:42:01I'm sorry!

00:42:02I'm sorry!

00:42:03I'm sorry!

00:42:04I'm not sorry!

00:42:05I'm sorry!

00:42:06But after all...

00:42:07I'm sorry!

00:42:08I'm sorry!

00:42:09I'm sorry!

00:42:10I'm sorry!

00:42:11I'm sorry!

00:42:12But after all...

00:42:13I'm sorry!

00:42:14I'm sorry!

00:42:15I'm sorry!

00:42:16I'm sorry...

00:42:17I was gonna have to go with a bug.

00:42:18I'm sorry!

00:42:19I'm sorry!

00:41:55Come on, woman.

00:41:58Move that fast.

00:42:00Stomach.

00:42:05Why you got to bring your ass over here?

00:42:08I was over here trying to see if she sing a song.

00:42:10Santa Claus with a suit on.

00:42:11What your ass doing over here?

00:42:12You know what I'm doing over here.

00:42:15Yeah, no, it's a sign.

00:42:17I just don't want to do a shit.

00:42:18You know what?

00:42:19My favorite.

00:42:20Hey, Pete, I don't know nothing about that.

00:42:21I'm sorry.

00:42:22I have to go help them.

00:42:23Okay.

00:42:25Time piece, boy.

00:42:27But she fine.

00:42:28She like me, didn't she?

00:42:29No.

00:42:30No.

00:42:31Yes, she did.

00:42:32How's she going to like you when she like me?

00:42:34Because she's...

00:42:35I wish she hadn't seen me yet.

00:42:36I wish I hadn't seen you yet.

00:42:39Can I help?

00:42:40I just walked in the store.

00:42:42Let me look around a little bit.

00:42:44Dang.

00:42:45I can use some help over here.

00:42:50I'm in.

00:42:50Yes.

00:42:51Well, burn a pimp, see what happens to you.

00:42:53That's all you got to do, just burn a pimp.

00:42:55I like this poo-poo sweatshirt with some socks.

00:43:00Are you all right?

00:43:01I'm fine.

00:43:02I just...

00:43:03I just...

00:43:04I...

00:43:05I just...

00:43:06I just...

00:43:07I...

00:43:08I...

00:43:09I...

00:43:10It ain't be happening.

00:43:11It ain't be happening.

00:43:12Oh, no.

00:43:13I'll play a picture.

00:43:15You see that?

00:43:16I've seen that.

00:43:17Oh, man.

00:43:18Turn them off.

00:43:19Go down home.

00:43:20Come on, Bill.

00:43:20Let's go.

00:43:21I don't see nothing in here I like.

00:43:23No, you ain't sick no more.

00:43:25Hey, what's going on happening?

00:43:26That ass's got it.

00:43:27Come on.

00:43:28Baby's still kicking?

00:43:29Yeah.

00:43:30They're like twins.

00:43:31We saw that shit.

00:43:32So what?

00:43:33Hey, let me go.

00:43:34Let me go.

00:43:35Get a hold of me.

00:43:36You better not try to...

00:43:36Hold me back there, huh?

00:43:38Get off me.

00:43:40Stop letting her kick your ass.

00:43:42Uh-huh, boom.

00:43:43Y'all going to dick.

00:43:43What?

00:43:45Stop stealing and stealing everything.

00:43:46Oh, shit.

00:43:48I didn't steal that life.

00:43:50Oh, shit.

00:43:50Uh-huh.

00:43:50Oh, damn.

00:43:52They done got it, player?

00:43:53That ain't nothing you like.

00:43:54You go...

00:43:55I'm going to jail, sister Tyson.

00:43:57Girl, I can't believe you did this.

00:43:59I'm a pawn.

00:44:00You ain't pawn.

00:44:01You a nigga that's still.

00:44:02I'm going to jail.

00:44:03I'm going to jail.

00:44:04I'm going to jail.

00:44:05Y'all got the game messed up, huh?

00:44:10I'm going to jail for my pimp.

00:44:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:44:15Oh, yeah.

00:44:16Oh, yeah.

00:44:17Where is El Roy?

00:44:18He's in the back.

00:44:19Oh, he's in the back.

00:44:20He doesn't want to come out.

00:44:21What?

00:44:22Keep your voice down.

00:44:25Merry Christmas.

00:44:26Merry Christmas.

00:44:27Come on out here right now for these kids, El Roy.

00:44:30Well, you and I are going to fight.

00:44:31All the money we spent for these outfits.

00:44:33Get your butt out of here, man.

00:44:35Aw, El Roy, you look cute.

00:44:38Well, he's a cutie man.

00:44:40We ought to be celebrating Kwanzaa anyway.

00:44:42Let's meet kids here with this white man.

00:44:45Oh, shut up, El Roy.

00:44:47And cranch your ass off and let the kids pet on you.

00:44:50Aw, hell no.

00:44:51Really?

00:44:52That's why I put my hoof down.

00:44:53Ain't nobody petting on me.

00:44:55Shut up.

00:44:56Shut up.

00:44:57Pranch your ass over there.

00:44:58Pranch.

00:44:59Let them kids pet on you.

00:45:00What's wrong with you?

00:45:00That ain't Pranch.

00:45:01That ain't Easter.

00:45:02I ain't know no...

00:45:03You got Pranch.

00:45:04Come on.

00:45:05Come on.

00:45:06Come on.

00:45:07Come on.

00:45:08Come on.

00:45:09Come on.

00:45:10Come on.

00:45:11You ain't gotta do this.

00:45:15She was mad.

00:45:15Get the fuck out.

00:45:16You little punk ass bitch.

00:45:18Y'all fucking make puppies.

00:45:19It's Christmas time.

00:45:20Steve.

00:45:21Have some holiday cheer.

00:45:22Holiday cheer?

00:45:23He's nuts.

00:45:24Get back.

00:45:25Hey.

00:45:26Hey, put it.

00:45:27Mike.

00:45:28Mike.

00:45:29Mike.

00:45:30Get back.

00:45:31Player.

00:45:32No.

00:45:33No.

00:45:34No.

00:45:35No.

00:45:36Let him through.

00:45:37Let him through.

00:45:38Come on.

00:45:39Come on.

00:45:35I'm gonna sue your ass.

00:45:36Come on.

00:45:37Cut me.

00:45:38No.

00:45:39No.

00:45:40Give me this.

00:45:41Give me this.

00:45:42Give me this.

00:45:43I do wanna do it.

00:45:44Think about your mama.

00:45:45Think about your mama, man.

00:45:45Think about your mama.

00:45:46Think about your mama.

00:45:47Think about what your mama say.

00:45:48You all right?

00:45:49Yeah, I'm back.

00:45:50You know what I'm saying?

00:45:51I got a little razzle dazzle.

00:45:52It's all right.

00:45:53My name is Money Mike Player.

00:45:55How you doing?

00:45:56All right, Ben.

00:45:57Don't squeeze hard.

00:45:58All right, what's happening?

00:45:59This is my young girl.

00:46:00Donna, say hi, woman.

00:46:01Hi.

00:46:02What's up?

00:46:03All right, that'll be quite enough.

00:46:04Thank you so much.

00:46:05See, the thing is, we just opened up around here.

00:46:06You know what I'm saying?

00:46:07And we've been having some problems, obviously, as usual.

00:46:10You see, I appreciate what y'all did.

00:46:12Because these cockroaches would have cleaned me out this season.

00:46:14Speaking of...

00:46:15Where was your antennas when them niggas was stealing my shit out the stove?

00:46:20I didn't see them take anything.

00:46:21You didn't see them take anything?

00:46:22Well, look next time.

00:46:23Use your eyes.

00:46:24They ain't supposed to...

00:46:25They just be hazel.

00:46:26They supposed to do some goddamn work around here.

00:46:28This ain't for play.

00:46:29I don't do this for fun.

00:46:30I'm sorry.

00:46:31Don't be sorry, ho.

00:46:33Be careful.

00:46:34Lord Jesus.

00:46:35You know what?

00:46:36I'm tired of your presence.

00:46:37Dismissed.

00:46:38Hi, sweetie.

00:46:40See you later.

00:46:41You got her train, nigga.

00:46:45You need a hold of water, player.

00:46:48But you can't make a thing.

00:46:49You dig what I'm saying?

00:46:50I got to keep it nice and breezy around this bitch.

00:46:53Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.

00:46:55I don't care what y'all did for a player.

00:46:56You know what I mean?

00:46:57I can't be everywhere at all.

00:46:58No charge.

00:46:59Now what about our rent money?

00:47:00No charge.

00:47:01Y'all sure?

00:47:02Positive, man.

00:47:03We just doing our job.

00:47:04We can't charge.

00:47:05We can't charge you, man.

00:47:06Hey, don't argue with no charge.

00:47:07You can come to the store anytime you want.

00:47:09Can we get some clothes?

00:47:1030% off, 40% off a Fugu short set.

00:47:13You don't need shit.

00:47:15Man.

00:47:16Look.

00:47:17We just having a little Christmas party tonight.

00:47:19I want you and your lady...

00:47:20Come on through, man.

00:47:21Hang out with us and our folks.

00:47:22Let me check my pawn pilot.

00:47:24Uh-huh!

00:47:25Look like I ain't doing shit.

00:47:26Bring a bunch of bitches.

00:47:27I'm talking about a busload of my...

00:47:30If you can.

00:47:31I was just gonna get drunk and watch the Grinch.

00:47:32So I'll be there.

00:47:33I'll get the address from y'all later.

00:47:35And I'll see you later, too.

00:47:36Alright, then?

00:47:37Yo, yo, yo, yo.

00:47:38Player.

00:47:39Hold up.

00:47:40Let me know it.

00:47:41I might need this bus...

00:47:40Might come in handy.

00:47:41Might wanna shave.

00:47:42Might wanna shave somebody else.

00:47:43Never know.

00:47:44Heh!

00:47:45I like that nigga!

00:47:46I like him!

00:47:47That nigga!

00:47:48Look, that's real pampers.

00:47:49Now that's pampers.

00:47:50Get off me.

00:47:51Get off me.

00:47:52Get off me.

00:47:53Get off me.

00:47:54Get off me.

00:47:55What do you want for Christmas, young...

00:47:55I want an Xbox with all the games, I want all the new gear, I want a new le-

00:48:00I want an Xbox with a baggy system and cone feet on it.

00:48:04Here's my address.

00:48:05Mr. Jones?

00:48:07Mr. Jones!

00:48:08Mr. Jones!

00:48:09Sam!

00:48:10I'm Santa!

00:48:11I'm Santa!

00:48:12Bullshit!

00:48:13You Mr. Jones!

00:48:14I know you live too!

00:48:15Suspect-

00:48:15Put everything by a Marmona!

00:48:16You feel me?

00:48:17Oh yeah!

00:48:18Put everything in my mom's name!

00:48:20He doesn't look like no reindeer, he looks like a pit bull!

00:48:22Giddy up pit bull!

00:48:23We better stop jumping up and down!

00:48:25If I have to bite you, will I ask?

00:48:27And you lock your jaws and shake like a pit bull?

00:48:30Yeah!

00:48:31Want me to show you?

00:48:32Man, my brother said if the pit bull would start fighting lots of jaws-

00:48:35Not like that!

00:48:36You're supposed to do this too!

00:48:37Uh-huh!

00:48:38Uh-huh!

00:48:39Uh-huh!

00:48:40Uh-huh!

00:48:40I'd like to take anything!

00:48:41It was all her!

00:48:42Come on, man!

00:48:43Take care!

00:48:44Let me go!

00:48:45Come on!

00:48:46Later, Molly!

00:48:47Okay buddy, take care!

00:48:48Yep!

00:48:49End it!

00:48:50Bye!

00:48:51Bye!

00:48:52Bye!

00:48:53Bye!

00:48:54Bye!

00:48:55Good job!

00:48:56Yeah!

00:48:57Good job, buddy!

00:48:58Aw, yeah!

00:48:59Thanks!

00:49:00You too, Clyde!

00:49:01Take lunch one half hour, huh?

00:49:00That's cool right there!

00:49:01Don't be late!

00:49:02Bye!

00:49:03Bye!

00:49:04Bye!

00:49:06That's some dirty motherfucker!

00:49:07He gonna blow smoke in our face on the first arrest?

00:49:09That's bullshit!

00:49:10See?

00:49:11I told you there ain't no future in being a company, man!

00:49:13Shit!

00:49:14Let's just go to lunch!

00:49:15Let's go!

00:49:16I'm hungry!

00:49:15Get them niggas!

00:49:16Come on!

00:49:17Get them niggas!

00:49:18Come on!

00:49:19Come on!

00:49:20Come on, sugars!

00:49:21Come on, baby!

00:49:22Come on and get them!

00:49:23Dude, I think...

00:49:24Represent for your mom!

00:49:25That's what I don't know about!

00:49:26Oh, shit!

00:49:27Get them niggas!

00:49:28Come on, dawg!

00:49:29Get them niggas!

00:49:30Get them niggas!

00:49:31Get them niggas!

00:49:32Get them niggas!

00:49:33Get them niggas!

00:49:34Hey!

00:49:35Run!

00:49:36Run!

00:49:37Run!

00:49:38Run!

00:49:39Run!

00:49:40Run!

00:49:41Run!

00:49:42Run!

00:49:43Run!

00:49:44Run!

00:49:45Run!

00:49:46Run!

00:49:47Run!

00:49:48Run!

00:49:49Run!

00:49:50Run!

00:49:51Run!

00:49:52Run!

00:49:53Run!

00:49:54Run!

00:49:55Run!

00:49:57Run!

00:49:58Run!

00:49:59Run!

00:50:00Run!

00:50:01Run!

00:50:02Run!

00:50:03Run!

00:50:04Run!

00:50:05Run!

00:50:06Run!

00:50:07Run!

00:50:08Run!

00:50:09Run!

00:50:10Run!

00:50:11Run!

00:50:12Run!

00:50:13Run!

00:50:14Run!

00:50:15Run!

00:50:16Run!

00:50:17Run!

00:50:18Run!

00:50:19Run!

00:50:20Run!

00:50:21Run!

00:50:22Run!

00:50:23Run!

00:50:24Run!

00:50:25Run!

00:50:26Run!

00:50:27Run!

00:50:28Run!

00:50:29Run!

00:50:30Run!

00:50:31Run!

00:50:32Run!

00:50:33Run!

00:50:34Run!

00:50:35Run!

00:50:36Run!

00:50:37Run!

00:50:38Run!

00:50:39Run!

00:50:40Run!

00:50:41Don't worry!

00:50:44I'll lose!

00:50:46You saw a peaceful breakfast.

00:50:47I'ma Max!

00:50:48Pippin' Distress!

00:50:52Can I help you?

00:50:53Move!

00:50:54Stop! Play her now!

00:50:55Move!

00:50:56Who do you think you are?

00:50:57What's your problem? Go move!

00:50:58I can't let you back there!

00:50:58What? Who back there?

00:50:59Did you hear me?

00:51:00I can't let you back there!

00:51:01Go, go, go, go, go!

00:51:03I can't let you back there!

00:51:05I can't let you back there!

00:51:07I can't let you back there!

00:51:08I can't let you back there!

00:51:10I can't let you back there!

00:51:14Let's go!

00:51:16Come, come, come, come!

00:51:19Woof!

00:51:20Woof!

00:51:21Woof!

00:51:22Woof!

00:51:23Woof!

00:51:23What you doing?

00:51:25Nah, I ain't seen it.

00:51:27I ain't seen it.

00:51:28Check over there.

00:51:30Come on, come on.

00:51:33Go, go, go, go.

00:51:37Let's jump.

00:51:38Let's jump.

00:51:43Let's jump.

00:51:45Let's jump.

00:51:47Let's jump.

00:51:48Let's jump.

00:51:50Let's jump.

00:51:51Let's jump.

00:51:52Let's jump.

00:51:53I remember you had two more security guards around here that's been harassing my grandma good thing.

00:51:56Yeah, I got two new guys, Clyde and Dodo.

00:51:58what we did to the last security guards don't you yes i do buddy but when you see them

00:52:03you tell them we said this

00:52:06somebody ask me

00:52:08help me please

00:52:13they just did molly yeah they gonna kick our ass when they catch us crazy that's why they ain't gonna

00:52:18just come on come on come on

00:52:23where them running cops at huh

00:52:27what you looking at

00:52:28we need my own fucking business come on let's just jump over the car

00:52:33i'm scared man so what me too

00:52:38no fuck this i'm not about to get my motherfucking ass kicked over

00:52:43job man you smart as a motherfucker today

00:52:48just wait

00:52:53bring something

00:52:58Wow.

00:52:58Oh my God.

00:52:59Woo!

00:53:00Damn!

00:53:01Woo!

00:53:02So.

00:53:03Someone call 9-1-1.

00:53:06Moley, you got knocked up.

00:53:08Get the fuck out!

00:53:09Oh, good observation, buddy.

00:53:11Where were you, buddy?

00:53:12Huh?

00:53:13We were having our lunch break.

00:53:14Trying to get something to eat so we can secure this nasty ass lot.

00:53:16Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:53:17Good, good, good.

00:53:18You were eating while I-

00:53:18I was getting beaten, huh?

00:53:19Look like somebody beat the brakes off your motherfucking ass.

00:53:21You supposed to be security girl, buddy.

00:53:23We are security.

00:53:24Make that a bitch.

00:53:25We are security guards.

00:53:26We are security guards.

00:53:27We're out here.

00:53:28Oh, no.

00:53:29Not anymore.

00:53:30You're fired.

00:53:31Both of you.

00:53:32Oh, man.

00:53:33No, no, man.

00:53:34We just got this job.

00:53:35How you gonna fire us?

00:53:36Turn over your whistle.

00:53:37Come on.

00:53:38We're whipping his ass right now.

00:53:39Hey, what's up, guys?

00:53:40What's up, guys?

00:53:41What's up, guys?

00:53:42What's up, guys?

00:53:43What's up, guys?

00:53:44What's up, guys?

00:53:45What's up, guys?

00:53:46I'll sue you.

00:53:47I'll get you, man.

00:53:48Come on, guys.

00:53:48Give me the whipping.

00:53:49Give me the whipping.

00:53:50Come on.

00:53:51Come on and blow that.

00:53:52You're a little stinker.

00:53:53That's good, Dodo.

00:53:54Now it's dirty.

00:53:55Okay, get out of here.

00:53:56Get out of here, man.

00:53:57Get out of here.

00:53:58Get out of here.

00:53:59All right.

00:54:00Put your fire.

00:54:01Put your fire.

00:54:02Okay.

00:54:03I'm gonna go out and check it outside.

00:54:03Get out of here.

00:54:03Do something.

00:54:04What you gonna do?

00:54:05I ain't got something.

00:54:06Can't just come up in here like.

00:54:08Why are you like that?

00:54:09Oh, I got it.

00:54:10I got it.

00:54:11Y'all stick around here.

00:54:12Yeah, boo.

00:54:13Oh, boy.

00:54:18Damn, you a better snitch than we is, Uncle Willie.

00:54:21Yeah, boy.

00:54:24Bye.

00:54:25Help.

00:54:27Help me, please.

00:54:28Somebody help me, please.

00:54:31So, Craig, you gonna still have the party tonight?

00:54:33I don't know.

00:54:34I'm not even in the spirit no more.

00:54:36Don't let nobody ever.

00:54:38Take your spirit away from one in the morning.

00:54:39It's Christmas.

00:54:40We'll be happy.

00:54:41That's right, baby.

00:54:42That's right, baby.

00:54:43Listen, it's not what you get.

00:54:45It's how you feel.

00:54:46You want us to bring some ribs tonight?

00:54:48I'm sick of ribs.

00:54:49Okay.

00:54:50So, what we gonna do, man?

00:54:53So you just can't screw you out there and come out there.

00:54:54I'm sick of you going to enough time protect your army.

00:54:55God damn you, God damn it.

00:54:56God damn it.

00:54:57I am hungry, God damn it.

00:54:58We'll see you next time.

00:55:03Now while everybody was just worried about getting a boogie on, me and I had a chance.

00:55:08And today they still had a problem in the song.

00:55:10That's when I came up with the perfect...

00:55:13A rent port.

00:55:16You just charge everybody in the hood.

00:55:18The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:19You know!

00:55:20The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:23The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:25The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:27The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:28The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:30The hood to come kick it with us.

00:55:33Elwood, wait, what else you got?

00:55:38Don't score me, come on, everybody get on that, but you know we got the gift.

00:55:43Don't score me, come on, everybody get on that, but you know we got the gift.

00:55:48Don't score me, come on, baby, just party with me, baby, you can set your eyes.

00:55:53Oh, damn.

00:55:58Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Jingle Bell.

00:56:03I didn't really see you, baby.

00:56:08Hey, man, I feel good.

00:56:09Hey, y'all.

00:56:09Everybody, Merry Christmas, Jingle Bell.

00:56:11I'm picking up.

00:56:13Hey, look here, look here, no hard feelings about what happened out at the show.

00:56:18Hey, y'all, everything's copacetic new.

00:56:20Every time I see you, you talk.

00:56:23I'm about to sign shit.

00:56:24Be straight, man.

00:56:25All right, baby, all right, baby, check this out.

00:56:28Man, since you got a lot of money in your man purse, we're doing a little kick-in party because

00:56:32I'm going to need you to kick.

00:56:33I got something for you that's better than money.

00:56:36Better than money.

00:56:37I bought you a day.

00:56:38I bought you a day, a little stuff.

00:56:38Nah, check it out.

00:56:40Better than money.

00:56:41Better than money.

00:56:42Later.

00:56:43Come on in and say hi to my friend Craig Nook.

00:56:46This is my way.

00:56:48How are you doing?

00:56:49Ow!

00:56:50Yeah, show me what you're working with, Jake!

00:56:53Hey, that's what you're working with, man.

00:56:54Ow!

00:56:55Man, right here is one of my little spikes, girl.

00:56:58I called her in a...

00:56:59Cinnamon, huh?

00:57:00You're so cute.

00:57:03And she's probably...

00:57:04Ow!

00:57:04Don't get it!

00:57:05Don't get it!

00:57:06She better soul train though!

00:57:08And last but not least, this is Lollapop, I call her Lollapop

00:57:13Lollapop

00:57:14Lollapop

00:57:15Lollapop

00:57:16Lollapop

00:57:18Lollapop

00:57:20Lollapop

00:57:21Lollapop

00:57:22Lollapop

00:57:23Lollapop

00:57:24Lollapop

00:57:25Lollapop

00:57:26Lollapop

00:57:27Lollapop

00:57:28Lollapop

00:57:29Lollapop

00:57:30Lollapop

00:57:31Lollapop

00:57:32Lollapop

00:57:33Lollapop

00:57:34Lollapop

00:57:35Lollapop

00:57:36Lollapop

00:57:37Lollapop

00:57:38Lollapop

00:57:39Lollapop

00:57:40Lollapop

00:57:41Lollapop

00:57:42Lollapop

00:57:43Lollapop

00:57:44Lollapop

00:57:45Lollapop

00:57:46Lollapop

00:57:23It's all mine.

00:57:24Hey, Dayday!

00:57:26Hold this one, baby.

00:57:27Dayday was-

00:57:28What's up?

00:57:29What's up, dude?

00:57:30Hey!

00:57:31Hey!

00:57:32You better watch that cheer.

00:57:33Damn!

00:57:34Hey, shit!

00:57:35Bro, you look good, man!

00:57:37Merry Christmas!

00:57:38Hey, look here.

00:57:39We still singin' records out there at the shop.

00:57:41You know we miss you down there, baby.

00:57:42Man, I-

00:57:43I know y'all do.

00:57:44Why'd you find me, pink?

00:57:45I had two!

00:57:46Ah.

00:57:47You was always late, boo!

00:57:48Say it again!

00:57:49Say it again!

00:57:50Say it again!

00:57:53Mmm!

00:57:56Mmm!

00:57:57Mmm!

00:57:59Damn, girl, you eatin' again!

00:58:00Mmm!

00:58:01Mmm!

00:58:02Mmm!

00:58:03What's up, OG?

00:58:04Triple OG?

00:58:05What's up, dude?

00:58:06What's up, dude?

00:58:07Hey!

00:58:08How you doin', man?

00:58:09Come on, move.

00:58:10Everything all right?

00:58:11I'm cool, dawg.

00:58:12Good.

00:58:13My sanctified shit jump off in this motherfucker.

00:58:16Relax, homie.

00:58:17Ain't nothin' about-

00:58:18I'm about to jump off in here.

00:58:19That's my people, man.

00:58:20That's my folks.

00:58:21My grandma, my uncle-

00:58:23What you need to do, man, is grab one of your-

00:58:26What you need to do, man, is grab one of your-

00:58:28These females will get your boogie on them.

00:58:30I don't wanna dance with none of these hoes.

00:58:33You're a fool.

00:58:34Hey, come on!

00:58:35Wooo!

00:58:36Wooo!

00:58:37Wooo!

00:58:39Merry Christmas.

00:58:40Merry Christmas.

00:58:41Who's that?

00:58:42How are you?

00:58:43Oh my God.

00:58:45Oh my God.

00:58:46Oh, bless you.

00:58:47Bless you.

00:58:48That's Don.

00:58:49Damn, you the cleanest of a troll I ever seen.

00:58:51Nigga?

00:58:52Who the nigga she with?

00:58:53Oh, that's just Money Mike.

00:58:55Little Lucky Charms, little micro mini pin.

00:58:59That nigga look magically delicious, nigga.

00:59:01That's right.

00:59:02Woo!

00:59:03I'm sure.

00:59:04Craig, look who we're here.

00:59:06Woo!

00:59:07Bring his eyes right here.

00:59:08Oh, man.

00:59:09Thanks for coming through, man.

00:59:11I appreciate that.

00:59:13Oh, no problem, man.

00:59:14Thanks for inviting us.

00:59:15We had to show y'all some love after what y'all did for us at the store.

00:59:18You know what I'm saying?

00:59:19We appreciate it.

00:59:20Don't you look good?

00:59:21Introduce me to your friend, Craig.

00:59:23So, that's Money Mike.

00:59:25That's Donna.

00:59:26Hi, Merry Christmas.

00:59:27It's Damon.

00:59:28I'm gonna live from downstairs, you know.

00:59:29All right.

00:59:30All right.

00:59:31Woo!

00:59:32That was like the major.

00:59:33Woo!

00:59:34That's some testosterone problem.

00:59:36Uh...

00:59:37I just...

00:59:38Can you still give me something to drink, please?

00:59:40Okay.

00:59:41Where is it?

00:59:42Right through here.

00:59:43I'm not sure if I'm going to be the store.

00:59:44Nah, nah.

00:59:45We don't think so.

00:59:46We don't think so.

00:59:48I'd like to dislocate it my shoulder.

00:59:51Yo, homie.

00:59:53You ever been to the pen?

00:59:54Hell no.

00:59:55But thanks for having me.

00:59:58I won't bother asking you, though.

01:00:00Uh, Craig?

01:00:01Yeah.

01:00:02Okay.

01:00:03Be a bad three-man player.

01:00:04Get to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind

01:00:08him.

01:00:09Oh, my God.

01:00:10Oh, my God.

01:00:11Oh, my God.

01:00:12Oh, my God.

01:00:13I got your pee-ditty.

01:00:14I have to get it on.

01:00:15Hey, don't piss on yourself.

01:00:16I got your pee-ditty.

01:00:17I have to get it on.

01:00:18Hey, don't piss on yourself.

01:00:18Let's see.

01:00:19Oh, my God.

01:00:20Oh, my God.

01:00:21Oh, my God.

01:00:22Oh, my God.

01:00:23Oh, my God.

01:00:24Oh, my God.

01:00:25Oh, my God.

01:00:26Oh, my God.

01:00:28Oh, my God.

01:00:29What's up, OG Triple OG?

01:00:30You got that look in your eye.

01:00:33Fish on the line, nigga.

01:00:34Ain't nothing like that shit.

01:00:38Oh, my God.

01:00:39Oh, my God.

01:00:40Yeah, baby.

01:00:41Yeah.

01:00:42Oh, my God.

01:00:43Oh, my God.

01:00:44Drink a little bit more water.

01:00:45Smell like ammonia in this, bitch.

01:00:47Come on.

01:00:48There you go.

01:00:51One at a time, player.

01:00:52One at a time.

01:00:53Busy right now, working with a monster.

01:00:55You know what this is, baby.

01:00:56New boot.

01:00:58Don't fight this shit.

01:00:59Fight what shit?

01:01:00Just let it happen.

01:01:01Let it happen.

01:01:02Yeah, you don't.

01:01:03Phone book, nigga.

01:01:04I ain't even in the phone book.

01:01:05What the?

01:01:06Nigga, you better.

01:01:07This ain't funny, nigga.

01:01:08I ain't slap your ass.

01:01:09Come on.

01:01:10I ain't playing.

01:01:11No!

01:01:14Here's my car right here.

01:01:16If y'all ever want to be pimped.

01:01:17Day-day.

01:01:18You better not let Pinky see that shit.

01:01:20We're gonna want to give it to him, though.

01:01:21That's a barbecue card.

01:01:23You give a fuck?

01:01:24That's why I'm pimping out of the barbecue place.

01:01:26Come and get barbecue slapped.

01:01:28Shit.

01:01:32Spooky.

01:01:33Son of a bitch.

01:01:34Damn, he's been in there a long time.

01:01:36I told you he was sick.

01:01:38He might be in there throwing up anything.

01:01:40Why we just stepping here?

01:01:42We can sit down.

01:01:43Wait for him in here.

01:01:44Alright.

01:01:48Let's go.

01:01:49Let's go.

01:01:50Let's go.

01:01:51Let's go.

01:01:52Let's go.

01:01:53Let's go.

01:01:56We got a nice room here.

01:01:58Pretty clean for a bachelor.

01:01:59I got a nice bed, too.

01:02:00Wanna try it?

01:02:03You funny, huh?

01:02:04I'm not trying to be funny.

01:02:06I'm trying to spread a little holiday cheer.

01:02:08You know.

01:02:09Get close to you.

01:02:13You know.

01:02:14So what, uh, what bring you to California?

01:02:17You know.

01:02:18Little half a prince motherfucker.

01:02:20You know I asked myself that same question.

01:02:23What am I doing way out here?

01:02:25Away from my family?

01:02:28This time of year.

01:02:29This time of year.

01:02:32And it's just hard.

01:02:33Just leave.

01:02:34You understand.

01:02:35It's not.

01:02:36Just leave.

01:02:37You understand.

01:02:38It's not.

01:02:38That easy.

01:02:39I mean.

01:02:40He got you all the way out here.

01:02:43So he can, you know, mistreat you.

01:02:46Do all them things.

01:02:48To you.

01:02:49You know.

01:02:50I want to do some things to you.

01:02:51That, um.

01:02:53You know.

01:02:54You sure you don't want to just, like, lean back?

01:02:56I don't know the hell with you.

01:02:58I want you to die.

01:02:59You know what?

01:03:00No!

01:03:01No!

01:03:02No!

01:03:03Don't do it!

01:03:04You got some condoms?

01:03:06Daddy, get the hell out of here.

01:03:08You know damn well you got all the rubbers in your-

01:03:12Get the fuck out of here.

01:03:13She's like me anyway.

01:03:14Didn't you?

01:03:15You're a trip.

01:03:18You know what?

01:03:19Don't pay no attention to Daddy.

01:03:21That boy, he just a fool.

01:03:22You know what?

01:03:23Let's just go before Mike comes busting in on us.

01:03:27And Craig.

01:03:28A word of advice?

01:03:29You should get a lock on this door.

01:03:33I ain't never gonna get in on this door.

01:03:36What if I try to get a lock right now?

01:03:38I just-

01:03:39Alright.

01:03:40God.

01:03:41Oh man.

01:03:43Come on out of here!

01:03:44Hey, fire man.

01:03:45What's the matter?

01:03:46So who's in the band to Mike Eggman to kick that-

01:03:48Back up on me.

01:03:49You know I got them bad guts.

01:03:50Hey man!

01:03:51I got a boo-boo man!

01:03:52Come on!

01:03:53Kill everybody!

01:03:55Hey, you know what?

01:03:56The lady will let you use it downstairs.

01:03:58Oh man, lady.

01:03:59You know Miss Pearlie?

01:04:00Yeah, yeah.

01:04:01Throw them down.

01:04:02She'll let you use it.

01:04:03Come on out of there, man!

01:04:03I mean, where you going?

01:04:04I mean-

01:04:05I mean, where you going?

01:04:06I mean-

01:04:07I mean-

01:04:08I mean, where you going?

01:04:09Oh boy, it's fine.

01:04:10Oh!

01:04:11Oh!

01:04:12Oh man!

01:04:13Oh man!

01:04:16Merry Christmas, baby!

01:04:17Merry Christmas, baby!

01:04:18Merry Christmas, baby!

01:04:19You should treat me nice.

01:04:20You should treat me nice.

01:04:21You should treat me nice.

01:04:23Merry Christmas, baby!

01:04:24Oh man!

01:04:25Oh man!

01:04:26Oh man!

01:04:27Oh man!

01:04:28Merry Christmas, baby.

01:04:33All right

01:04:38I'm Craig's daddy, Willie Jones, and as you know, we have no get-together upstairs

01:04:43And the bathrooms are jammed

01:04:45Oh, like the way you got that lined up

01:04:48Do you mind if I use yours?

01:04:50No, come on in

01:04:52Where is it? Down the hall?

01:04:53Thank you

01:04:58That means you don't

01:05:00Go back!

01:05:01Here

01:05:03There we go

01:05:05Mountaine

01:05:06Oh, this is what I needed

01:05:08Whew

01:05:10Yeah, that is

01:05:13Come on now

01:05:14Come on man, come on

01:05:15This is all cool right here

01:05:16Take it straight

01:05:17Ah!

01:05:18Woo!

01:05:19How you doin'

01:05:20How you doin'

01:05:21How you doin'?

01:05:22Tell me

01:05:23That's what you're workin' with

01:05:24Oh

01:05:25Oh, damn

01:05:26Oh, man

01:05:27What woman you dancing

01:05:28You stay fool

01:05:29Don't worry about it

01:05:30That woman's freakin' with me

01:05:31How about them titties?

01:05:32She thinkin'

01:05:33What?

01:05:34The muscle kept right in your fat ass

01:05:35Don't mess up the party, Elwood

01:05:36Come on now

01:05:37Stand

01:05:38Come on

01:05:39Come on

01:05:40Come on

01:05:41Come on

01:05:42Come on

01:05:43You pee on me

01:05:46Wake your bitch

01:05:47Wake your bitch

01:05:48Get your ass up, Lucky Charms

01:05:50I like my fish wet and squirmy

01:05:53I thought I was dreamin'

01:05:54You all dreamin'

01:05:55He almost dreamin'

01:05:56I mean, nigga

01:05:57Oh, you dreamin'

01:05:58Wet dream

01:05:59Wet dream?

01:06:00Wait a minute

01:06:01I'm a pimp

01:06:02You lost your mind

01:06:03What the hell?

01:06:04Am I in prison?

01:06:05No, Donna

01:06:06Pimp down

01:06:07Bishop

01:06:08Come on

01:06:08No

01:06:09No

01:06:10Come on

01:06:11You gotta laugh

01:06:12Come on

01:06:13Pimp down

01:06:14Pimp down

01:06:15Pimp down

01:06:16Pimp down

01:06:17Pimp down

01:06:18Pimp down

01:06:19Pimp down

01:06:20Pimp down

01:06:21Pimp down

01:06:22Pimp down

01:06:23Pimp down

01:06:24Pimp down

01:06:25Pimp down

01:06:26Pimp down

01:06:27Pimp down

01:06:28Pimp down

01:06:29Pimp down

01:06:30Pimp down

01:06:31Pimp down

01:06:32Pimp down

01:06:33Pimp down

01:06:34Pimp down

01:06:35Pimp down

01:06:36Pimp down

01:06:37Pimp down

01:06:38Pimp down

01:06:39Pimp down

01:06:40Pimp down

01:06:41Pimp down

01:06:42Pimp down

01:06:43Pimp down

01:06:44Pimp down

01:06:45Pimp down

01:06:46Pimp down

01:06:47Pimp down

01:06:23Huh? You thought I was play-pimpin', didn't you, huh?

01:06:26Yeah, okay. Okay.

01:06:27Okay. Okay.

01:06:28Say something.

01:06:32Say something.

01:06:33Huh? I was just playing with you.

01:06:36I was just playing with you, dawg.

01:06:38I'm just playing, man. Okay? Look.

01:06:40I'm a nice guy. You get to know me.

01:06:42SHUT UP!

01:06:43What the hell you talking about?!

01:06:45I am a boy!

01:06:48You are not imprisoned in my heart game!

01:06:52That's not how we-

01:06:53SHUT UP!

01:06:54SHUT UP!

01:06:55SHUT UP!

01:06:56SHUT UP!

01:06:58SHUT UP!

01:07:02Listen.

01:07:03Good, good.

01:07:03Have you ever heard of them?

01:07:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:07:06Yeah!

01:07:08Have you heard it?

01:07:09Huh?

01:07:10Huh?

01:07:11Yes!

01:07:12Yes!

01:07:13I'm crunching on your balls, and I want to pass a pencil.

01:07:18Hey!

01:07:23What's the matter?

01:07:24Where did your father go?

01:07:26Oh, he just went downstairs.

01:07:28We used the bathroom over at Ms. Purvis.

01:07:30You know the landlady?

01:07:31Oh, Ms. Purvis.

01:07:33It's pearly.

01:07:34Hmm.

01:07:35Excuse me.

01:07:38Hey!

01:07:39Hey!

01:07:40Hey!

01:07:41Hey!

01:07:42Hey!

01:07:43Hey!

01:07:44Hey!

01:07:45Ooh!

01:07:46Ooh!

01:07:47Oh, Lord!

01:07:48People with guts like me!

01:07:49Anyway, people with guts like me!

01:07:50That was a monster!

01:07:51What?

01:07:52Why it's so dark in here baby?

01:07:53What are you about to do, pray or something?

01:07:55Did your son tell you I said hi?

01:07:58No. Pretending to what?

01:08:01Your son Craig ain't paid his renters.

01:08:04And I'm about to throw him out on his ass tomorrow.

01:08:07So how much do you-

01:08:08Do you really love your boy?

01:08:09Not enough to pay his fucking rent.

01:08:11I'm having enough trouble paying my own damn rent.

01:08:13I'm not talking about Rent Willie Jones.

01:08:16What you talking about, Miss Pearly?

01:08:18I'm talking about these nuts-

01:08:20Ow!

01:08:21Hey!

01:08:22No!

01:08:23You gonna give me some of this dick today?

01:08:25What are you talking about?

01:08:26I don't even know you won't-

01:08:27I heard they call you-

01:08:28Sweet Dick Willie!

01:08:29Oh, me?

01:08:30Yeah!

01:08:31How do you know that?

01:08:32You heard that, huh?

01:08:33Yeah!

01:08:33Baby, I'm a bad mother.

01:08:34Can I have some of it?

01:08:35Let me go!

01:08:36What?

01:08:37Hell no!

01:08:38No, you won't!

01:08:39Oh, sweet Dick Willie!

01:08:40Get your ass off of that heifer!

01:08:43No!

01:08:44No!

01:08:45No!

01:08:46No!

01:08:47No!

01:08:48No!

01:08:49No!

01:08:50No!

01:08:51No!

01:08:52No!

01:08:53No!

01:08:54No!

01:08:55No!

01:08:56No!

01:08:57No!

01:08:58No!

01:08:59No!

01:09:00No!

01:09:01No!

01:09:02No!

01:09:03Everybody get-

01:09:03No!

01:09:04No!

01:09:05No!

01:09:06No!

01:09:07No!

01:09:08No!

01:09:09No!

01:09:10No!

01:09:11No!

01:09:12No!

01:09:13No!

01:09:14No!

01:09:15No!

01:09:16No!

01:09:17No!

01:09:18No!

01:09:19No!

01:09:20No!

01:09:21No!

01:09:22No!

01:09:23No!

01:09:24No!

01:09:25No!

01:09:26No!

01:09:27No!

01:09:28No!

01:09:29No!

01:09:30No!

01:09:31No!

01:09:32No!

01:09:33Come on!

01:09:33No!

01:09:34No!

01:09:35No!

01:09:36No!

01:09:37No!

01:09:38No!

01:09:39No!

01:09:40No!

01:09:41No!

01:09:42No!

01:09:43No!

01:09:44No!

01:09:45No!

01:09:46No!

01:09:47No!

01:09:48No!

01:09:49No!

01:09:50No!

01:09:51No!

01:09:52You hold on till I get in the car!

01:09:53Dude, I'm not about to touch his nuts or them vice grips.

01:09:57Oh, yes, you are.

01:09:58No, I'm not.

01:09:59Yes, you are.

01:10:00Bullshit.

01:10:01You invited me to this party.

01:10:03Ain't that right?

01:10:03That's right.

01:10:04That's right.

01:10:04Hey, whatever y'all do, make it quick.

01:10:07I think I'm a pass.

01:10:08No, no, no.

01:10:09It's your party, your pies, his nuts in your hand.

01:10:12That's right.

01:10:13Donna, get the door.

01:10:15I'll get the car door.

01:10:18Give me a car when you get a chance.

01:10:21Yeah.

01:10:23I'll call you.

01:10:24Hold on.

01:10:27I'll call you.

01:10:28Hey, what?

01:10:30Can you hear me now?

01:10:31Yeah.

01:10:31Can you hear me now?

01:10:32Yeah.

01:10:32Get the car.

01:10:33Steve's pliers.

01:10:34All right.

01:10:35You ready?

01:10:35I'm ready.

01:10:36You ready?

01:10:37Oh, I'm ready.

01:10:38You ready, player?

01:10:38On the count of three.

01:10:40On the count of three.

01:10:40Here we go.

01:10:41One.

01:10:42On your balls.

01:10:43Two.

01:10:43Grab a hand.

01:10:44Pull.

01:10:44Three.

01:10:45Go.

01:10:46Go.

01:10:47Go.

01:10:48Go.

01:10:52Go.

01:10:53But I know you won't leave me

01:10:58Fuck the lining out of Lil Prince

01:11:03Whooo! Whooo! Whooo!

01:11:08What? You see that mother?

01:11:11That! That! That!

01:11:13He, he didn't want broken, he didn't want broken an apartment!

01:11:18That! That! That! That!

01:11:23That! That! That!

01:11:28That! That! That!

01:11:33You see him?

01:11:34Yeah, he just went through there on the side over there

01:11:38That! That! That! That! That! That!

01:11:43You ready?

01:11:46I'm not going in there, man.

01:11:48Stop being so scary.

01:11:49All our stuff might be in there.

01:11:51I'm like, why you always got to be in there?

01:11:53You're a hero, man.

01:11:54Take your way, go over there.

01:11:55I bet something bites you in the ass over there.

01:11:56I'm not going.

01:11:58I don't want to get bitten ass.

01:12:00Ten more minutes before Christmas.

01:12:03Okay, we'll miss you.

01:12:05Yes, what's up?

01:12:06Oh!

01:12:08Lord have mercy, I'm tired of his runaway slave.

01:12:11Let me see what I got.

01:12:13There's no way to get you then anyway.

01:12:17Oh, snap.

01:12:18Dada always wanted me a Dada.

01:12:21Hell yeah.

01:12:23Extra media?

01:12:25Extra media?

01:12:26You ain't got to have something for the skin.

01:12:28And then niggas...

01:12:29Dada, this could be our last chance.

01:12:31Oh, man.

01:12:32You keep your timid...

01:12:33You keep your timid ass here.

01:12:34I'm going to get my shit.

01:12:35Hold it.

01:12:36Hold it.

01:12:37Hold it.

01:12:38Hold it.

01:12:38I rode to the clubs.

01:12:39Yeah, like this, baby.

01:12:40Santa Claus up here grabbed me some wallets.

01:12:44Cigarette lighting some cocky.

01:12:47Put it right there, you prick.

01:12:48Get back, baby.

01:12:49Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig.

01:12:50Get, go.

01:12:51Ooh!

01:12:52Ooh!

01:12:53Big prick!

01:12:56Quiet!

01:12:57Breaking my house!

01:12:58Hit him with trees!

01:12:59And the table!

01:13:00Oh, wow!

01:13:01Oh, wow!

01:13:02Oh, wow!

01:13:03Oh

01:13:08Oh

01:13:12Fucker

01:13:13Oh

01:13:15Now

01:13:17Oh

01:13:18Oh

01:13:20Oh

01:13:22Oh

01:13:23Oh

01:13:28Oh

01:13:30Damn

01:13:30Crank in his ass

01:13:32Shit

01:13:33What the

01:13:37What the

01:13:38What the

01:13:39Crank in his ass

01:13:40Stop playing

01:13:41Get his ass

01:13:42Stay there

01:13:43Go

01:13:43Hey

01:13:45Hey

01:13:47Hey

01:13:48Hey

01:13:49Hey

01:13:50Hey

01:13:51Hey

01:13:52Hey

01:13:53Hey

01:13:54Hey

01:13:55Hey

01:13:56Hey

01:13:57Hey

01:13:58Hey

01:14:00Hey

01:14:01Hey

01:14:02Hey

01:14:03Hey

01:14:05Hey

01:14:06Hey

01:14:07Hey

01:14:08Y'all know who y'all fuck with

01:14:10I'm one of the coldest niggas in her city

01:14:12Get out of my collar

01:14:13Hey

01:14:14Hey

01:14:15Hey

01:14:16Hey

01:14:17Hey

01:14:18Hey

01:14:19Throwed another hole in one of your head

01:14:20Hey

01:14:21Hey

01:14:22Hey

01:14:23Hey

01:14:24Hey

01:14:25Hey

01:14:26Hey

01:14:27Hey

01:14:28Hey

01:14:30Hey

01:14:31Hey

01:14:32Hey

01:14:33Help

01:14:34Come on out of there

01:14:37Next time I'm about

01:14:38shoot you in the one that's winking, not the one that stink.

01:14:43Oh, praise God.

01:14:48Oh, praise God.

01:14:53Dang, man.

01:14:58Oh, praise God.

01:15:03Oh, praise God.

01:15:08Oh, praise God.

01:15:10Oh, praise God.

01:15:12Oh, praise God.

01:15:13Oh, praise God.

01:15:15Oh, praise God.

01:15:17Oh, praise God.

01:15:18Oh, praise God.

01:15:22Oh, praise God.

01:15:23Oh, praise God.

01:15:24Oh, praise God.

01:15:25Oh, praise God.

01:15:26Oh, praise God.

01:15:28Oh, praise God.

01:15:29Oh, praise God.

01:15:31Oh, praise God.

01:15:33Oh, praise God.

01:15:34Oh, praise God.

01:15:36Oh, praise God.

01:15:37Oh, praise God.

01:15:38Oh, praise God.

01:15:39Oh, praise God.

01:15:40Oh, praise God.

01:15:41Oh, praise God.

01:15:42Oh, praise God.

01:15:43Oh, praise God.

01:15:44Oh, praise God.

01:15:45Oh, praise God.

01:15:46Oh, praise God.

01:15:47Oh, praise God.

01:15:48Oh, praise God.

01:15:49Oh, praise God.

01:15:50Oh, praise God.

01:15:51Oh, praise God.

01:15:52Oh, praise God.

01:15:53Oh, praise God.

01:15:54Oh, praise God.

01:15:55Oh, praise God.

01:15:56Oh, praise God.

01:15:57Oh, praise God.

01:15:58Oh, praise God.

01:15:59Come on, come on, protect my gangster.

01:16:04Come on.

01:16:09Open the door.

01:16:14Come on.

01:16:20Take your bro pants off.

01:16:22My boy can take him.

01:16:24Come on.

01:16:25Come on.

01:16:26Come on.

01:16:28Yeah.

01:16:29Some niggas don't know who he is back with.

01:16:34I told you, I ain't no paper bag after you.

01:16:39I don't want you to get a fuck.

01:16:45I can't catch me, baby.

01:16:47Perhaps I...

01:16:49I can't catch you.

01:16:51I can't catch you.

01:16:53I can't catch you.

01:16:54Hey!

01:16:56What the hell?!

01:16:59Help me now!

01:17:04Oh!

01:17:06Oh!

01:17:07Shhh!

01:17:08Dad!

01:17:09Damn it, CW!

01:17:10What did you hit?!

01:17:11Man, I think that was a dog, man!

01:17:14No!

01:17:15Bam!

01:17:16You nut!

01:17:17Didn't I kill you?

01:17:18I was gonna fire your ass!

01:17:19If you hit something else!

01:17:20Nope, I didn't hit that boy, Pinky!

01:17:22After you hit that little retarded boy!

01:17:24What the fuck, that boy!

01:17:26You're costing me money, CW!

01:17:29He's still breathing!

01:17:31Get your ass back in the car!

01:17:33Get your ass back in the car!

01:17:34Get your ass back in the car!

01:17:35Alright, motherfucker!

01:17:36Okay, go!

01:17:37Come on, look!

01:17:39Get your ass back in the car!

01:17:40Come on!

01:17:41You done hit Santa Claus, fool!

01:17:44Get your ass back in the car!

01:17:45Come on, look up!

01:17:48Nice pinkies, limbo!

01:17:49Look, he is Santa ass. Come on.

01:17:52Uh-huh.

01:17:55Uh-huh.

01:17:56Got your ass.

01:17:57Tunnel.

01:17:59D-O-A.

01:18:00What should I tell him or you?

01:18:02Let's both tell him.

01:18:03You-

01:18:04You got knocked the fuck out!

01:18:06Bitch!

01:18:07Nyaaah!

01:18:09Got his ass.

01:18:10Got his ass.

01:18:11D-O-A.

01:18:12D-O-A.

01:18:13Yeah.

01:18:14D-O-A.

01:18:15D-O-A.

01:18:16D-O-A.

01:18:17D-O-A.

01:18:18D-O-A.

01:18:19D-O-A.

01:18:20D-O-A.

01:18:21D-O-A.

01:18:22I'm glad we got our rent money back, baby.

01:18:24What are we gonna do with that fool?

01:18:26I don't know, po-po's will get his dumb ass sooner or later.

01:18:29Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker!

01:18:32So there you have it.

01:18:33Another...

01:18:34All right, they gone.

01:18:35Another problem solved.

01:18:37We just took our stuff...

01:18:39We went back to the party and left Santa Claus on the roof for the police to get.

01:18:43As far as I know...

01:18:44He's still up there talking shit.

01:18:47Pimp down!

01:18:48Pimp down!

01:18:49Pimp back!

01:18:50Pimp in action!

01:18:51And Money Mike, you know he's still getting chased.

01:18:54Everybody damning all through the hood.

01:18:56There is a loud party upstairs that's keeping me up.

01:18:59Could you please send the unit?

01:19:01Miss Pearlie kept on hatin' on us.

01:19:03We didn't even...

01:19:04Shit, we kept on poor.

01:19:07My uncle got drunk and eventually passed.

01:19:09Out!

01:19:10And look at Pops.

01:19:11You know he showed his ass to the po-po's can.

01:19:14Open the door!

01:19:15Let's do this!

01:19:16We're down to b-b-b-b-barbecue!

01:19:19All they wanted was some more weed.

01:19:20So we hooked them up.

01:19:22And I even kept Dede's dumb ass...

01:19:24Occupy.

01:19:25And a German Shepherd mix.

01:19:26All right!

01:19:27All right!

01:19:28All right!

01:19:30That's till my mom's walked in on him.

01:19:32Right here!

01:19:33Oh!

01:19:34You know how I play it, dude.

01:19:35I convinced Donna to bring her fine ass back to the park.

01:19:39Got her in my room.

01:19:40Slid the dresser in front of the door.

01:19:43And got my...

01:19:44And got myself an early Christmas present.

01:19:46You!

01:19:47No!

01:19:49Purely, alright, all right.

01:19:50치를 contain some outer

01:19:50ian, granularity in front of the park!

01:19:54I'll be back to your ass!

01:19:59And I'll get you out of here

01:20:01Talkin' shit cause I'm off tonight

01:20:03And you're really gonna feel it

01:20:04What you workin' with?

01:20:06Cook somethin', serve somethin'

01:20:08Like George Curves somethin'

01:20:09Smoke suck

01:20:11Cause it's the holidays

01:20:13Get your dollar days

01:20:14Pop a collar blaze

01:20:15I come through in a brand new light blue

01:20:17Ready to eat and shit

01:20:18Niggas come

01:20:19Repeat my shit

01:20:20Got the whole family on the lawn

01:20:22Some eyes get jealous

01:20:23Like that bitch once said

01:20:24But don't get overzealous

01:20:26And try to ball with a nigga who play double-headers

01:20:29Cause I pull out them double-headers

01:20:31Lock em back in

01:20:32Treat you like you never met us

01:20:34Bitch here fill your heart with cheer

01:20:36Or disappear nigga

01:20:37Holla if we clear nigga

01:20:39It's Ice Cube

01:20:40You could call me the Grinch

01:20:41Got your Christmas list

01:20:42But I ain't buyin' you shit bitch

01:20:44And gotta be real

01:20:45That I'm coming by

01:20:46Yeah yeah

01:20:47Got that shit that'll get you high

01:20:48I'm on my way

01:20:49This shit cause I'm off tonight

01:20:50And you really got me feeling well

01:20:52I wanna know

01:20:54What you gon' do for the holiday

01:20:55You know I'm coming through for a holiday

01:20:57I'm coming through

01:20:58What you

01:20:59Gonna do for the holiday

01:21:00I'm coming through the scoop

01:21:01You for a holiday

01:21:02Side connect

01:21:04Ganga gang

01:21:04Connect

01:21:05Ganga gang

01:21:06Connect

01:21:06Ganga gang

01:21:07Ba-boom

01:21:08Guess who's that

01:21:09In the room

01:21:09Off the liquor lock

01:21:10See walking under the mistletoe

01:21:12Chopping cookies

01:21:13Back

01:21:14Full of goodies

01:21:14Smokin' out your city

01:21:15With this blueberry sticky

01:21:17Yeah

01:21:17Cups

01:21:17See y'all think

01:21:18Just

01:21:19With bitches

01:21:19And them hot switches

01:21:20For a ghetto-ass Christmas

01:21:21Hit the pot

01:21:22Floss

01:21:23And I got

01:21:23Sto

01:21:23P-

01:21:24Ref

01:21:24Three willin'

01:21:25With the cognac

01:21:25On my brent

01:21:26Gangsta gangsta

01:21:27Got them lookin'

01:21:28My

01:21:29Cause I got the new West class in the driveway

01:21:31Been at a corner, put it up on you

01:21:34Three legs swing, swing, bling, bling

01:21:36Mad doggin', bouncin', sippin' beer

01:21:39Blind in ears with them carrots in my ear

01:21:41Another year, another day

01:21:42We stack them thick ass

01:21:44Trying to get between some legs

01:21:45Tell you people that I'm coming by

01:21:48And I got the new West class

01:21:49Tell you that shit that'll get you high

01:21:50Don't be ripped

01:21:51Talkin' shit cause I'm off tonight

01:21:52And you really got me

01:21:54I wanna know

01:21:55What you gonna do for the holiday

01:21:57Shit, what?

01:21:59Coming through for the holiday

01:22:00You know

01:22:00What you gonna do for the holiday

01:22:02I'm coming through the fuck

01:22:04You on the holiday

01:22:05Holla at a pimp

01:22:07Holla at a pimp

01:22:09It's that time of year

01:22:10I got a sack of scrilla

01:22:12And meeks for the wife

01:22:13Disabled

01:22:14And chinchilla

01:22:14I know if I'm a cook

01:22:15I can hardly wait

01:22:16I'm homey

01:22:17So when I come through

01:22:18Have me a

01:22:19Play

01:22:19But that's a damn home

01:22:20Something cookin' that jam

01:22:21Now easy on the ham

01:22:23But heavy on the

01:22:24And he am

01:22:24I feel you lookin' at me

01:22:25Bugged out

01:22:26No doubt

01:22:26Pull up in the belly

01:22:27Straight bugged out

01:22:29Heavy metal

01:22:30Extremely ghetto

01:22:30With bucks

01:22:31And only converts

01:22:32With my pedals

01:22:32Cause all I wear is chucks

01:22:33What?

01:22:34I'm a Christian

01:22:34Teed up

01:22:35Down to my drawers

01:22:36And you know

01:22:36I'm flamed up

01:22:37Like Santa Claus

01:22:38I could

01:22:39Grind

01:22:39And do what I do

01:22:40To make a knot

01:22:40And the Cali weather

01:22:41Ain't the only thing

01:22:42That's hot

01:22:43She can

01:22:43Halt

01:22:44I stay away from

01:22:44Gosh that's snitchin'

01:22:45And though it's sunny

01:22:46I'm still around snow

01:22:47Cause I'm pitchin'

01:22:48Hit it

01:22:48Down

01:22:49And you know

01:22:49That I'm comin' by

01:22:50And I've got that shit

01:22:51That'll get you right

01:22:52I'm doin'

01:22:53Die

01:22:54Cause I'm off tonight

01:22:55And you really got me

01:22:56Feelin'

01:22:56Really got me feelin'

01:22:57Right

01:22:59What you gon' do

01:22:59For the holiday

01:23:00What you gon' do

01:23:00I'm comin' through

01:23:01On a hundred days

01:23:02What you gon' do

01:23:04For the holiday

01:23:05I'm comin' to the school

01:23:06With you

01:23:06For a holiday

01:23:07It's a Hollywood

01:23:08And I'm

01:23:09I'm comin' by

01:23:09And I've got that shit

01:23:11That'll get you high

01:23:12I'm talkin' shit

01:23:13Cause I'm off

01:23:14Tonight

01:23:14And you're really

01:23:15Gonna feelin'

01:23:16I wanna know

01:23:17What you gon' do

01:23:18For the holiday

01:23:19I'm comin' through

01:23:21For the holiday

01:23:21What you gon' do

01:23:23For the holiday

01:23:24For the holiday

01:23:24I'm comin' through

01:23:25The fuck you

01:23:25On a hundred days

01:23:26What a wonderful world

01:23:29What a wonderful world

01:23:33What a wonderful world

01:23:34What a wonderful world

01:23:35This is really a wonderful world

01:23:38What a wonderful world

01:23:39Out in the streets

01:23:41When the clubs play

01:23:42Out in the streets

01:23:44We blast that piss

01:23:46Don't use a damn fool

01:23:47If you gon' dump

01:23:48Dumb

01:23:49We do

01:23:49We gotta do

01:23:50To survive

01:23:51Gotta stay alive

01:23:53Even if the night

01:23:54It has to whistle

01:23:55Whistle

01:23:56Whistle

01:23:56While we burn

01:23:57Well, well

01:23:59Well, well, well...

01:24:01Well, well...

01:24:02Well, well, well...

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