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00:32:45What are you taking me?
00:32:56What are you?
00:33:06Are you me?
00:33:08I'm badass.
00:33:10And you're good, Ash.
00:33:13You're goody little.
00:33:13Two-shoes.
00:33:14You're goody little.
00:33:15Two-shoes.
00:33:16Little.
00:33:16Two-shoes.
00:33:17Ha-ha.
00:33:18Little.
00:33:19Goody.
00:33:19Two-shoes.
00:33:20Little.
00:33:20Goody.
00:33:21Two-shoes.
00:33:21Little.
00:33:22Goody.
00:33:22Two-shoes.
00:33:23Little.
00:33:23Goody.
00:33:24Two-shoes.
00:33:24Little.
00:33:25Goody.
00:33:25Two-shoes.
00:33:26Hehehehe!
00:33:28OOOH!
00:33:30Little goody, too!
00:33:32Ha ha!
00:33:44Good. Bad.
00:33:46I'm the guy with the gun.
00:33:56Enough!
00:33:58위 Quietsch!
00:34:00Ty, why are you here?
00:34:02What the hell are you going down?
00:34:04Why is you trying to rape the car and kill?
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:36That'll teach you.
00:34:51Yeah, that'll teach you.
00:34:55You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon.
00:34:59You'll die in the graveyard before you get it.
00:35:02Hey, uh, what's that you got on your face?
00:35:05Huh?
00:35:06I'll come back for you.
00:35:17Come on, boy.
00:35:21Come on, boy.
00:35:23Come on.
00:35:25Come on.
00:35:27Come on.
00:35:29Come on.
00:35:31Shut up.
00:35:33Come on.
00:35:45Come on.
00:35:47Come on.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:51ORGAN PLAYS
00:36:21ORGAN PLAYS
00:36:51LIKE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
00:36:55TAKE ONE BOOK OR ALL BOOKS OR WHAT?
00:37:00Well...
00:37:30Yes!
00:37:58Whoa.
00:37:59Wrong book.
00:38:29No!
00:38:31Oh, you...
00:38:33Get it out of here!
00:38:49Get it out of here!
00:38:51Get it out of here!
00:38:53Get it out of here!
00:38:55Get it out of here!
00:38:57Oh, you...
00:38:59I'll get back to you.
00:39:01Well...
00:39:05Seems fairly obvious.
00:39:09Oh, wait a minute.
00:39:13The words.
00:39:15Right, right, right.
00:39:17Say the words.
00:39:23Klaatu!
00:39:25Virata!
00:39:31Necti!
00:39:35Nectar!
00:39:37Nickel!
00:39:39Oh, noodle.
00:39:41It's an N-word.
00:39:43It's definitely an N-word.
00:39:45It was definitely an N-word.
00:39:49Hey, they're here!
00:40:01Klaatu!
00:40:02Marata!
00:40:05Nectar!
00:40:19Okay then, that's it.
00:40:34Hey, wait a minute, everything's cool.
00:40:39I said the word, I did.
00:40:49You people seek cover to the parapet.
00:40:57Seek your children.
00:41:00Steady the horses.
00:41:03Something's wrong, something's amiss.
00:41:19You too.
00:41:38Where did you go?
00:41:40Where'd you go?
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:46Shh, shh, shh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:50Ah!
00:41:52Nih...
00:41:54Go, go, go!
00:41:56Ah!
00:41:58Ah!
00:42:06Oh!
00:42:08Ah!
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:12Ah!
00:42:14Ah!
00:42:16Ah!
00:42:18I'll crush ya!
00:42:20I'll measure the paste, ya bony critter!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:26Ah!
00:42:28Ah!
00:42:30Ah!
00:42:32Ah!
00:42:34Ah!
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:38Ah!
00:42:40Ah!
00:42:42Ah!
00:42:44Ah!
00:42:45I'm through being their garbage boy!
00:42:48I did my part!
00:42:50Now I want back!
00:42:52Like in the deal!
00:42:54Shia!
00:42:56I. Live. Again.
00:43:20Fear! The promised one! The promised one's return!
00:43:25Fear! The promised one!
00:43:31You're welcome home!
00:43:34You'll save!
00:43:38He is the promised one!
00:43:41He's broken it from Novakos! He's broken for four!
00:43:45Yeah, grace, grace. Get the fuck out of my face.
00:43:55The Necronomicon, quickly!
00:43:57Did you bring the Necronomicon?
00:44:00Yeah, it's just that...
00:44:02Just what?
00:44:04Nothing.
00:44:05Here.
00:44:06Now send me back, like in the deal.
00:44:16When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle, did you speak the words?
00:44:20Yeah, basically.
00:44:22Did you speak the exact words?
00:44:23Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basically I said them, yeah.
00:44:29Dung-eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all!
00:44:32When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke!
00:44:36Now, whoa, whoa, whoa, right there, spinach chin.
00:44:38You said that you could clean this mess up once you got that book.
00:44:41You said there was a passage in there that could get rid of this thing and send me back.
00:44:44It's true, the book still possesses the power to send you back, but to us it is useless.
00:44:50The evil has a terrible hunger for the Necronomicon.
00:44:53And it will come here to get it.
00:44:56We had a deal.
00:44:58You wanted the damn book, I got it for you.
00:45:01I did my part, now you send me back!
00:45:03Very well.
00:45:05As we are men of our word, we shall honor our bargain.
00:45:10The wise men shall return you to your own time.
00:45:14Yeah?
00:45:17I thought he was the one.
00:45:18Yeah, right, because that was the deal, so...
00:45:22When do you think we can start with all the thing and the...
00:45:27You know, of course...
00:45:29When do you think we can start with all the ceremony and the...
00:45:34Wretched excuse for a man.
00:45:37The wise men were fools to trust in you.
00:45:40I knew we couldn't be trusted.
00:45:42My trust in him!
00:45:46I still believe that thou wilt help us.
00:45:49Oh, Sheila.
00:45:51Don't you get it?
00:45:52It's over.
00:45:54I didn't have what it took.
00:45:59So long.
00:46:00I've never thought we'd come to this.
00:46:04But what of the things that we've shared?
00:46:07What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?
00:46:10Oh, well...
00:46:12Well, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.
00:46:15That's all.
00:46:17It was more than that.
00:46:18I still have faith in thee.
00:46:23I still believe that thou wilt stay and save us.
00:46:26I...
00:46:32Coward.
00:46:33Look down!
00:46:36Look down!
00:46:39Lash!
00:46:40Help me!
00:46:42Lash!
00:46:43Help me!
00:46:45Sheila!
00:46:48Oh, look down!
00:46:50You made it!
00:46:52Help!
00:46:54You made it!
00:46:55You made it!
00:46:56You made it!
00:46:58Sheila!
00:47:13Hold your arms! You'll hit the gap!
00:47:16Ah!
00:47:20Huh?
00:47:21It's over!
00:47:27Damn you!
00:47:47Dig, damn you!
00:47:50Dig faster!
00:47:52I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!
00:47:56Oh, thank you, sir!
00:47:57You there! Handsomely now!
00:47:59Families!
00:48:00We shall storm their castle and get my book!
00:48:02Waste, you damnable violence!
00:48:09Welcome back to the land of the living!
00:48:13I'll pick up a shovel and get digging!
00:48:16Bring on the wench!
00:48:18Bring on the wench!
00:48:32Give me some sugar, baby!
00:48:37Well...
00:48:40Aren't you the sweet little thing?
00:48:44Don't touch me!
00:48:45Don't touch me, you foul thing!
00:48:47Come on!
00:48:50Pants!
00:48:55We got plans for you, girly girl!
00:48:57Move!
00:48:59I've lost your bones, you decomposed!
00:49:01Get the trumpets!
00:49:02Get the hench!
00:49:04Woo!
00:49:05No!
00:49:09Not you!
00:49:10No!
00:49:12A scout approaches!
00:49:15Yes! Yes!
00:49:16Please!
00:49:21Let him get his oars!
00:49:22Arise!
00:49:23Arise.
00:49:25My lord, an army of the dead gather in the wilderness, and they approach the castle.
00:49:29How far from here?
00:49:30By two days' ride.
00:49:32Then these winged ones are only the first of them.
00:49:34Perhaps we should leave this place as soon as possible.
00:49:36We could be safe in the mountains.
00:49:38It is written, Arthur. It has been foretold.
00:49:40They'll take us out.
00:49:41I'm afraid.
00:49:42They'll swallow us out.
00:49:43And look what you're doing!
00:49:46That's it.
00:49:49Go ahead and run.
00:49:51Run home and cry to mama!
00:49:54Me?
00:49:56I'm through running!
00:50:00I say we stay here and fight it out.
00:50:03Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
00:50:07Nope.
00:50:09Just me, baby.
00:50:11Just me.
00:50:13How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls?
00:50:17How will you fight that?
00:50:18More words?
00:50:20Most of our people have already fled.
00:50:22We are but sixty men.
00:50:25Then we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with us.
00:50:32Now!
00:50:34Who's with me?
00:50:35I'll stand by you.
00:50:51You can count on my steel.
00:50:53I'll offer up my courage.
00:50:54My souls by your side.
00:50:55I'm with you!
00:50:58Help in my own to your will, sir.
00:50:59I'll stand!
00:51:00Mail!
00:51:02Mail!
00:51:03Mail!
00:51:04Mail!
00:51:08Mail!
00:51:09Mail!
00:51:10Mail!
00:51:11Mail!
00:51:12Mail!
00:51:13Mail!
00:51:14Mail!
00:51:15Mail!
00:51:16Mail!
00:51:17Mail!
00:51:18Well, my dear, say hello to the boys.
00:51:37Oh, there's a cybersaw voice.
00:51:40I may be bad, but I feel good.
00:51:51Who rules?
00:51:52To you, my lord.
00:51:53You, sir.
00:51:54To the castle.
00:51:55The castle!
00:52:10I feel good, you?
00:52:11You, sir.
00:52:12What?
00:52:13What?
00:52:14You.
00:52:15Hmm.
00:52:16I swear to God.
00:52:18Ah.
00:52:19Ah.
00:52:23Okay, go.
00:52:33Ah.
00:52:34Ah.
00:52:35Ah.
00:52:36People in the house our face had arbiters.
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:53:08Oh, my God.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:18They're coming.
00:53:19The Knights approach.
00:53:39There's so damn many of them.
00:53:44Maybe.
00:53:46Just maybe my boys can stop me from getting the book.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:56Maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
00:53:58Yeah.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:04Yeah.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:34I get those rocks up, Mr. Round-the-Devil!
00:54:37Ready to the catapult!
00:54:39By God, let's give him one four!
00:55:04The drip is falling.
00:55:34Bring forth the scalp!
00:55:41Whoa!
00:55:44My lord, we are positioned on both fronts.
00:55:48Fine, fine, fine.
00:55:50Where are they keeping my book?
00:55:52There, my lord.
00:55:53Beyond the wall, the parapet.
00:55:55That would be the most likely place.
00:55:58Right.
00:55:59Bring me forth into that castle!
00:56:03Forward!
00:56:04Forward!
00:56:05Cry havoc and let loose the dolce of war!
00:56:10Through the castle!
00:56:13Great!
00:56:14Great!
00:56:15Death to the mortals!
00:56:23Arrows.
00:56:24Torch point!
00:56:33Arrows.
00:56:46Arrows.
00:56:50Steady.
00:57:09Fire!
00:57:13Advance, you please!
00:57:15Advance!
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:22Oh!
00:57:24Oh!
00:57:26Oh!
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:32Yeah!
00:57:34Baby!
00:57:36Oh!
00:57:38Oh!
00:57:40Oh!
00:57:42Oh!
00:57:44Fire! The second division approaching from the south.
00:57:48Grab the gate!
00:57:56Catapult!
00:57:58Catapult, sir!
00:58:08Yeah!
00:58:10Fire!
00:58:18Open them!
00:58:20Jesus!
00:58:22Whoa!
00:58:24Yeah!
00:58:26Seat cover!
00:58:28Watch out!
00:58:30Faith, Faith!
00:58:32No!
00:58:34Ha ha ha!
00:58:36Ha ha ha!
00:58:38Ha ha ha!
00:58:40Ha ha ha!
00:58:42Ha ha ha!
00:58:44Oh!
00:58:46Oh, you miserable bags of bones!
00:58:48Pick yourselves up,
00:58:50and sally-fuck!
00:58:52Sally-fuck!
00:58:54Sally-fuck!
00:58:56Sally-fuck!
00:58:58Fight!
00:59:00Fight!
00:59:02Come on, you man!
00:59:04Flower!
00:59:06Hide!
00:59:08King's full cast!
00:59:18Charge!
00:59:20Hit-me-me-me-me!
00:59:22Wake you-kanne-me-me-me-me-me-me!
00:59:24ghee-
00:59:26おお!
00:59:27Shit!
00:59:28Hit-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
00:59:31Oh, that's gonna hurt!
00:59:47Oh, you creatures!
00:59:50Arrows!
00:59:50No!
00:59:52Fire!
00:59:52Steve, put the fat bones into it!
01:00:03The broken throats from Carson is ours!
01:00:11Kill the mortals!
01:00:16You're an achievement person!
01:00:18Now run, man!
01:00:22You're an achievement person!
01:00:48Pull back!
01:00:51Man the parapet!
01:00:52Protect the book
01:01:0321st century
01:01:22Oh
01:01:29Bye-bye
01:01:33It's the one of the five we want
01:01:35Get in
01:01:52No
01:02:11Sheila
01:02:22We've secured the courtyard, my lord
01:02:39Excellent
01:02:44No
01:02:47Whoa
01:02:49Whoa
01:02:52Get
01:03:03Hey, you're mine, sweetie
01:03:05Get off of her
01:03:12Gotcha
01:03:14Damn you
01:03:19My lord
01:03:20Stay with the book
01:03:22A book where we are
01:03:28The right, the right
01:03:29Duke Henry and his men have come
01:03:31Black
01:03:32Blows
01:03:36Blood
01:03:37And
01:03:38Down
01:03:39Oh, my valiant cousins, the ranks have broke!
01:04:08Oops!
01:04:09Hello!
01:04:11There you go!
01:04:19The book is mine!
01:04:23I'll cut your gizzard out!
01:04:34Where'd he go?
01:04:36Where'd he go?
01:04:37Hey!
01:04:38Come to papa!
01:04:39Get him!
01:04:40Help!
01:04:41Help!
01:04:42Help!
01:04:43Help!
01:04:44Help!
01:04:45Help!
01:04:46Help!
01:04:47Help!
01:04:48Help!
01:04:49Help!
01:04:50Help!
01:04:51Help!
01:04:52Help!
01:04:53Help!
01:04:54Help!
01:04:55Help!
01:04:56Help!
01:05:01Help!
01:05:03Help!
01:05:08Oh, you crazy bitch, get up!
01:05:21Right.
01:05:25You found me beautiful,
01:05:38Once honey, you got real ugly
01:06:08Ah
01:06:10We're up, right?
01:06:12Okay
01:06:14Oh
01:06:22All right
01:06:24All right
01:06:28Prepare to die
01:06:38Roar
01:06:44You're going down
01:06:46I'm going up
01:06:48I'm coming for ya
01:07:08Help
01:07:14Help me
01:07:16Come on
01:07:17All right
01:07:20You're pissing me up, you ugly
01:07:22You son of a bitch
01:07:26No
01:07:28Ah
01:07:42Spoil those good looks
01:07:46Backstabber
01:07:52Hold still
01:07:58Ah
01:08:00Ah
01:08:02Ah
01:08:03Ah
01:08:04Ah
01:08:05Ah
01:08:06Ah
01:08:07Ah
01:08:08Ah
01:08:09Ah
01:08:10Ah
01:08:11We got all the battlements
01:08:13We will hold
01:08:14We must protect the book
01:08:28I got a bone to pick with you
01:08:30I got a bone to pick with you
01:08:31Come on
01:08:40I said the gismet open
01:08:42Ah
01:08:43Ah
01:08:44Ah
01:08:45Ah
01:08:46Ah
01:08:47Ah
01:08:48Ah
01:08:49Ah
01:08:50Ah
01:08:51Ah
01:08:52Ah
01:08:53Ah
01:08:54Ah
01:08:55Ah
01:08:56Ah
01:08:57Ah
01:08:58Ah
01:08:59Ah
01:09:00Ah
01:09:01Ah
01:09:02Ah
01:09:24Ah
01:09:25Ah
01:09:26I possessed a Necronomicon.
01:09:31I crushed your pathetic army.
01:09:33Now I'll have my vengeance.
01:09:35Buckle up, bonehead.
01:09:37Because you're going for a ride.
01:09:56Patrice! Patrice!
01:10:00Let's get the hell out of here!
01:10:02Patrice! Patrice!
01:10:05Patrice!
01:10:27fluffy, autumn,
01:10:29What?
01:10:30Quickie, watch that.
01:10:31That's a major one!
01:10:32That's comptoon!
01:10:33hate them, lads.
01:10:34Don't you trust for the directly livid?
01:10:36Don't wait, that's not right.
01:10:38you need now.
01:10:41Watch out!
01:10:42Watch out!
01:10:44Watch out!
01:10:47Come on!
01:10:48.
01:10:52.
01:10:53.
01:10:55.
01:10:56Let's go.
01:11:26Hey, Henry. How's it going?
01:11:29Well, ladies.
01:11:30Right there.
01:11:31Well won, my friend.
01:11:32He's won the day.
01:11:40We're brothers and a new kingdom shall be born.
01:11:47The book tells us that once you drink this liquid and recite the words,
01:11:52Klaatu Verata Nikto, thou shalt awaken in thine own time.
01:12:00Remember, you must recite the words exactly.
01:12:04Let's do it.
01:12:09Sorry.
01:12:10Oh, my God.
01:12:40I thought about staying.
01:12:58They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them, to be king.
01:13:04Uh-huh.
01:13:05But my place is here, so I swallowed the juice, said the words, and here I am.
01:13:10Did you say the words right this time?
01:13:14Well, maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable, no, but basically I said them, yeah.
01:13:21Basically.
01:13:26You know that story about how you could have been king?
01:13:29I, uh, I think it's kind of cute.
01:13:31Yeah.
01:13:33Yeah.
01:13:38No!
01:13:39No!
01:13:43No!
01:13:45No!
01:13:47I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.
01:14:12Who the hell are you?
01:14:15Name's Ash.
01:14:17Housewares.
01:14:24I'll swallow your soul!
01:14:43Come get some.
01:14:44Sure, I could have stayed in the past.
01:15:07I could have even been king.
01:15:13But in my own way, I am king.
01:15:19Hail to the king, baby.
01:15:20Hail to the king.
01:15:35Hail to the king.
01:15:38Hail to the king.
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