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A summer fling that turns into passionate destiny.
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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22The payoff of my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:34this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her.
00:00:49But I do.
00:00:50No one touches me with you.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Come on!
00:01:08Jules, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:31or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:42Jules!
00:01:42Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:51The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:12but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her a sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true,
00:02:21and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:25I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:20and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:42before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:01If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:22Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:49then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:50Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:20You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:26All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:12You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone
00:07:34to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:10is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Noah, did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me.
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:08:29a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:40Fire her.
00:08:52Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you
00:09:27when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:45since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this.
00:09:53Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:07What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died
00:10:29he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:31I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:38that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:41if you worked at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:06I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia?
00:11:24Do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life
00:11:29with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here?
00:11:36You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid?
00:11:42Or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:25You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:09Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now!
00:14:24Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll leave, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:15:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:13You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:41Noah!
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:04Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now!
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:39Yeah, thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:51This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:00I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you.
00:17:28Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:08Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:15You're nuts.
00:18:21I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:25Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:30Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:05This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's shake on it.
00:19:38Alright.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:53Ew.
00:20:54I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:28I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Hey, Mom.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56James!
00:21:58I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:28Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mold again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on ghost.
00:23:02About to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:03That shit never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's gold.
00:23:06Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and it can't.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:09No, I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I can't stop.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:17I'm still thirsty.
00:23:28Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:17Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:26:04What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no boner.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but...
00:27:00Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:30Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01All right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:08I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it, say that.
00:28:50Herf's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Oh, Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:28Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:41Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18Yes, it's over.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33No, no, no.
00:31:03No way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:08She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules.
00:31:20Dude, look.
00:31:21You hooked up with Jules.
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:26You hooked up.
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett!
00:31:33Stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had
00:32:12sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:21Lose my number.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:31Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:38Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:40Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:04You, you saved me?
00:33:32That feels better.
00:33:34Wasn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett.
00:33:44Don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:04One step closer to making her life.
00:34:05One step closer to making her life.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good.
00:34:18Explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:41I never said that, okay?
00:34:56You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:01But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:20Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:36I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:42I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:00I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:10I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:40She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:03No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you need it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little pack?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:23You have feelings for me?
00:39:23Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44Rude tip.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:51I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:10Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:28Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04That's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:06It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:22What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:40Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47Let the girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:41Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:01It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:10I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:35Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:54And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:43:59This is mine.
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:22Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:48Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:06Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:12Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:39Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:45:56I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:15Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:05Here, put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:27Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:40You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:16And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:41Yeah!
00:50:42Come on!
00:50:42Come on!
00:50:43Come on!
00:50:44I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:48To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:51Now where you're weighing on me, anticipate, think my mind's going back
00:50:57I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:01To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:51:04Now where you're weighing on me, anticipate, think my mind's going back
00:51:08I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:14Top that.
00:51:32Top that.
00:51:44Oh, baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest if I'm...
00:52:06You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:12Show me.
00:52:42Yo.
00:52:44Jason.
00:52:45Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:52:49Now.
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:51I got you.
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Visit that.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:16As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:20I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:53:29Jules, wait!
00:53:35You look upset.
00:53:38What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off!
00:53:41No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:46Jules.
00:53:48I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:50What is that?
00:53:52Oh, we got time.
00:53:54Come on, Jules.
00:53:55You want to have some fun?
00:53:59No, thanks.
00:54:01Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:04Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:11Better play along.
00:54:13Bottoms up!
00:54:16Cheers.
00:54:17All right.
00:54:20Let's turn that shit around so you can get some fun.
00:54:22All right.
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25It's good.
00:54:26All right.
00:54:28All right.
00:54:29Let's go.
00:54:30All right.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:32turn that shit around so you can grind on me come on I'm gonna go change
00:54:40destiny have you seen Jules I saw her running off to the dressing room and it
00:54:46was with her that little shit don't move
00:55:02what do you think you're doing stop denying yourself Jules both know you want this be gentle
00:55:11just like our first time remember back off relax baby let that eat kick in you gave me drugs so
00:55:20you could fuck me oh I was gonna fuck you anyways let go of me this is just gonna take a minute
00:55:27Emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened oh I'm not leaving until
00:55:35I'm done with you Jules are you in there Noah help me Noah help me Emmett get off of her
00:55:51you had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend what's the big deal now huh
00:55:56Emmett she doesn't want you what are you doing
00:56:02she wants me so bad dude even if she won't say so
00:56:06dude I thought we were friends I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:16wait stop
00:56:19this asshole isn't worth it
00:56:27you look like shit Jules just kicked my ass all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50hey keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:56Mia stop
00:57:01this bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:09be so fucking for real Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:16and you know what he's coming back to the house with me tonight
00:57:22Mia sit down Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again I will kill you
00:57:30okay Noah let's go
00:57:32let's go
00:57:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:41thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:51ow
00:57:53you're hurt
00:57:55let me help you
00:57:56I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27really
00:58:28I didn't take them
00:58:30you didn't take the pills
00:58:32you know I got something better than E
00:58:39it's twice as fun
00:58:41and I've been saving it just for you
00:58:44what are you trying to give me
00:58:54rocky road
00:58:59ow
00:59:01hey I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me
00:59:04how are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice
00:59:09I'm not an asshole
00:59:11no
00:59:12you're the king of assholes
00:59:14you know
00:59:16I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:59:20but
00:59:21whatever
00:59:22I gotta show you something
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:41and I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:48it worked
00:59:54I've wanted you all summer
01:00:09stop waiting
01:00:11I need you
01:00:14now
01:00:15what if somebody sees
01:00:35everybody's at the club
01:00:37I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:43oh
01:00:44oh
01:00:45oh
01:00:47oh
01:00:49Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:48I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:04Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:21What about me?
01:02:22She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here.
01:02:32I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm going to go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:40Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:08Noah!
01:03:09My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:18Mom!
01:03:19I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:39I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:49I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:56You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:03Noah.
01:04:04A little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom.
01:04:06Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:13Uh, yes.
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:18Um, well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25Hi, second mommy.
01:04:26Mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:03She has her hair.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37Oh, no.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48All right, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo!
01:06:24Woo!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way!
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:31Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Ow!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Ow!
01:06:47Ow!
01:06:48Ow!
01:06:48Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:50Ow!
01:06:50Ow!
01:06:50Ow!
01:06:51Ow!
01:06:51Ow!
01:06:52Ow!
01:06:52Ow!
01:06:53Ow!
01:06:53Ow!
01:06:54Ow!
01:06:54Ow!
01:06:55Ow!
01:06:56Ow!
01:06:57Ow!
01:06:58Ow!
01:06:59Ow!
01:07:00Ow!
01:07:01Ow!
01:07:01Ow!
01:07:02Ow!
01:07:03Ow!
01:07:04Ow!
01:07:05Ow!
01:07:06Ow!
01:07:06Ow!
01:07:09Will you save me?
01:07:09Will you save me?
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:37I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:55No feelings, remember?
01:08:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:07I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:13I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:21If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:27So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:30Really?
01:08:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:39Come with me.
01:08:48I want to give you the money.
01:08:53Not as your boss.
01:08:54As your boyfriend.
01:08:55Because I want to give you everything.
01:08:56I don't know what to say.
01:09:00Just let me take care of you.
01:09:01And tell me that you love me.
01:09:02I don't think I can say it.
01:09:06Let me take care of you.
01:09:07It's the least you can do.
01:09:08Fine.
01:09:09You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:10And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:11I don't think I can say it.
01:09:12Let me take care of you.
01:09:13It's the least you can do.
01:09:18Fine.
01:09:19You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:24You don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:38I know you do.
01:09:44Good morning everyone.
01:09:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:48Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:54I was just leaving.
01:09:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:03After your little sex video was released,
01:10:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is...
01:10:18Welcome to the family!
01:10:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:34Adios!
01:10:38Bye, Mom!
01:10:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:50I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:07Ew.
01:11:08Ew.
01:11:09What died in here?
01:11:10My manhood.
01:11:11Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:12Really?
01:11:13I don't like to read.
01:11:14It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:16They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:20That's cheating.
01:11:21Oh, great.
01:11:22You finally figured it out.
01:11:23Good boy.
01:11:24I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:25I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:26I know.
01:11:27I know.
01:11:28I know.
01:11:29But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:11:30I know.
01:11:31I know.
01:11:32I know.
01:11:33But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:11:35What up, lovebirds?
01:11:36I know.
01:11:37I know.
01:11:38But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:12Who are you?
01:12:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:55I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:03The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:21Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:23Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:31That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:51But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:56I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:01I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:05And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:18And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:22You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43It's over!
01:14:46Grab your bag.
01:14:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:59There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so...
01:15:04beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me...
01:15:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:19You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:25How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:30And look at here.
01:15:32The happy little couple.
01:15:34From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:38Emmett?
01:15:40Noah and I are talking.
01:15:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:47Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:49What bet?
01:15:51What bet?
01:15:52What bet?
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:58I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06But that's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:17I don't want to hear it.
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:24I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:28Hm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:33I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:45Chicks, dude.
01:16:47I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:56You're pathetic.
01:16:58Bitch.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:01What were you thinking?
01:17:06That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:17We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:29I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:39Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:43What do I have to do?
01:17:45Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:52In your dreams, perv.
01:17:54Mia.
01:17:57You know where Jules is?
01:17:59Ugh.
01:18:00You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:02Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:04Mia.
01:18:06A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:08Get it through your head.
01:18:09I want to be with Jules.
01:18:10Why do you like her so much?
01:18:12I don't like her.
01:18:14I love her.
01:18:16You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:18For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:20You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:22Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:24Found your girlfriend.
01:18:25If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:26Yes.
01:18:27And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:28We only want to get in.
01:18:29We only want to get in.
01:18:30We only want to get in.
01:18:31We want to get in.
01:18:32You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:33For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:34You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:35Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:36Found your girlfriend.
01:18:38If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:51Yes.
01:18:52And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:01Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:05Damn.
01:19:06You were great.
01:19:08Just one kiss.
01:19:10That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:13Don't play hard to get!
01:19:28Get off of her.
01:19:34Get off of her.
01:19:36Let me have my fun.
01:19:37Then you can take your turn.
01:19:38If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:41You wouldn't dare.
01:19:43You little shit.
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:49Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:51than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:55You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You wanna mess with me?
01:19:59You wanna mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:20:01And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:03who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:29Don't lie to me.
01:20:30I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:37I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:39You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:42You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:45Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:20:57You're fired.
01:20:58Get out of my house.
01:21:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:12You never belonged with us.
01:21:13And now it's your turn to go.
01:21:14I played you and I won.
01:21:27This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:28Oh, honey.
01:21:29This has everything to do with me.
01:21:32I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah, and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:21:48You thought you were better than me, but I always win. All I fucking do is win.
01:22:19A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:31Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:35It's too late.
01:22:42Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:45Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:55Oh, God.
01:23:08Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:11My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:20You doing anything?
01:23:23I have a big tip for you.
01:23:28Seriously?
01:23:29Smile more.
01:23:30This money feels dirty. I never want to see this check again.
01:23:34Miss me?
01:23:35Smile more.
01:23:45This money feels dirty.
01:23:47I never want to see this check again.
01:24:00Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:15Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:21Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:23And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:33This morning I bought it.
01:24:36You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:42Oh my god.
01:24:45You put it under my name.
01:24:47It's yours, Jules.
01:24:49It's all yours.
01:24:51But, I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:54Another condition.
01:24:56Another condition?
01:24:58What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:01Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:04No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:09At 8pm.
01:25:10And I want you to wear this.
01:25:19What are you doing here?
01:25:21Noah told me to come.
01:25:23Really?
01:25:25Aw.
01:25:26Help us.
01:25:28What are you doing here?
01:25:30Noah told me to come.
01:25:32Really?
01:25:33Aw.
01:25:34Help us.
01:25:35Help us.
01:25:36Help us.
01:25:37Help us.
01:25:38Help us.
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:45He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:05The best.
01:26:08Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:14To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:16Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:21The big question.
01:26:23Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:25Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:30Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:39You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:44Okay.
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:04What?
01:27:05These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:27:07Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, ma'am.
01:27:12If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:26I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:37And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:43I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:52And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:24I want everyone to know what you are missing.
01:28:29I want us to know what you are missing.
01:28:32We do not know how to answer the question.
01:28:33I don't know how to answer that question for you learning the best of parenting.
01:28:35I want to understand how to show you.
01:28:36We're murdered.
01:28:54Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:24Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
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