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00:00From Hollywood, the dating capital of the world, it's the new Dating Game!
00:06And here's the exciting voice of the talented Miss Julie Budd!
00:30The woman's in the quarry, don't do your praises, call me, baby's late, but just call me, carryin' out you.
00:45Julie Budd will be calling upon one of three bachelors tonight when she plays the new Dating Game!
00:53And now, here's your host, the star of the new Dating Game, Jim Flagg!
00:58Thank you! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Johnny.
01:03Well, the delightful Miss Julie Budd will be joining us in tonight's Game 2, but we have another special treat coming up right now.
01:09In Game 1, as one of our favorite funny men, Richard Dawson, takes his dating brothers from a trio of most delectable young bachelorettes.
01:17So let's meet that delightful threesome right now, and here are the ladies!
01:23Welcome, girls. Welcome.
01:29Desirable Damsel number one is an account executive for an advertising firm.
01:33She's writing a book, she's an ex-stewardess, she's lived in Kansas City and Denver.
01:38I'd like you to meet June Tongis. June, welcome. Good luck.
01:42Our second lovely lady has won many beauty titles. She is an actress, she's a singer, she is a model, and she's done lots of film and television work.
01:50Her name is Karen Lindsay.
01:52Karen, welcome.
01:53And our third gorgeous gal is a fashion coordinator for a retail ladies' store right now.
02:00She loves all outdoor sports, and her name is Galda Sina.
02:04Galda, welcome to you.
02:06And there they are. Those are the three pretty ladies for the clever comedian in tonight's game number one.
02:11Now, to prevent our special guest from hearing the introductions of our three ladies, of course, we've been keeping him isolated offstage in a soundproof booth.
02:18Let's bring him onstage right now.
02:22He was one of the comedy stars of the past seasons of Laugh-In.
02:25He's seen regularly on the UMass game, the Merv Griffin show, and I've got a secret.
02:30He's a native of England, and it's my great pleasure to welcome to the dating game, Richard Dauphin.
02:35Hello, Richard.
02:36How are you?
02:37I'm fine. You look great. You've got a can and everything.
02:40Beautiful.
02:41My card?
02:42My card?
02:43My card? It's the Joker.
02:44Whatever in the valley. Come and see me.
02:45All right, well, we have three ladies on the other side of the partition.
02:48New dating game is just about the same.
02:50You ask the questions.
02:51You listen to the answers.
02:52You make a choice, and you meet your date, and we tell you where you're going to go.
02:55All right?
02:56It's a deal.
02:57All right, let's start with a hello.
02:58Bachelorette number one, would you please say good evening to Richard?
03:01Good evening, Richard.
03:02How about number two?
03:03Good evening, Richard.
03:04And Bachelorette number three?
03:06Good evening, Richard.
03:07All right, Richard, you all set?
03:08I certainly am.
03:09All right, Ollie, have a seat.
03:10Make yourself comfortable.
03:11Got your card?
03:12Yep.
03:13All right, we're ready to go.
03:14Ladies, stand by.
03:15This is it.
03:17Bachelorette number one.
03:19You say the secret wait in my apartment, and a duck will come down with a hundred dollars
03:24for our date.
03:25Now, what's the secret wait?
03:27Peanut is?
03:30Um, what's all I'd say?
03:33That's all I'd say.
03:34It's amazing.
03:35I have an amnesia victim.
03:36Bring it.
03:37All right, Bachelorette number three.
03:40What do you think a secret wait is?
03:42Um, open sesame.
03:43Well, I'll certainly accept that until another word comes along.
03:50Bachelorette number two.
03:53Now, it's our first date.
03:54What is it going to be like?
03:55Championship wrestling or Saturday night at the fight?
03:59I don't care for either one, Richard.
04:01I'm sorry.
04:02You're going to have to think of something more romantic for me.
04:05Well, I certainly didn't come here to be insulted.
04:09All right, Bachelorette number three.
04:11Would we wrestle or would we fight?
04:13We'd wrestle.
04:14Well, so far she has an edge on everything.
04:18Keep the rosin bag handy.
04:21Ah, Bachelorette number one.
04:23If you had to make a choice, my dear, between a handsome, devil-may-care, suave man about town,
04:31a person who was a dancer, raconteur, linguist, artiste, an all-round good fellow like myself,
04:41or you have to choose that ne'er-do-well rascallion, that scallywag of the airwaves, James body-faced lad,
04:53who would you choose and why?
04:56I'm a little chickadee.
04:58Kick a kid down the street every day for kicks.
05:02I think I'd choose you.
05:04My dear, we're on the way to glory.
05:07Just as well, there's a lot of the tomboy in young G.
05:12Couldn't I ask a bit?
05:13All right, Bachelorette number two.
05:15I like different things about different women.
05:18So what's the big difference between Bachelorette number one and Bachelorette number three?
05:24Height.
05:28She's a brilliant conversationalist.
05:35A trifle limited, but brilliant.
05:38Bachelorette number three.
05:40I happen to be in favor of women's lips, but I expect women to do their share of making the first move.
05:46Now, I'm at a party surrounded by very beautiful women.
05:49How would you go about picking me up?
05:52I don't think I'd have any problem at all.
05:54I'm a very aggressive lady.
05:56You're very aggressive?
05:58I don't think I'd have any problem at all.
06:00Well, how would you go about it, though?
06:02I would just walk up and take over.
06:05You're not a policewoman, are you?
06:10Not hardly.
06:12No, because I'm double parked.
06:14I wanted to check.
06:15All right, Bachelorette number one.
06:17How would you go about picking me up at a party?
06:19I would be the duck that came down from a ceiling with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.
06:24Well, every person do his choice.
06:28Bachelorette number two.
06:30Tell me three bad things about you that I might find attractive.
06:35Well, I have flat feet.
06:39My mother says that I have a greater understanding, though.
06:42So that's one thing.
06:44Bad things?
06:45No, I really can't think of any more.
06:46That's the only bad thing I can think of.
06:48They're always losers, the girls who have nothing wrong.
06:52All right, Bachelorette number three.
06:55Three bad things about you I might find attractive.
06:58Well, I'm not sure whether you'd find them all attractive or not.
07:03From time to time, I'm very talkative.
07:06I kind of have a tendency to take over.
07:08That's it.
07:09That's a signal, Richard.
07:10Now, you have a short time to make up your mind.
07:13Think about it.
07:14Girls, stand by.
07:15And while Richard is deciding which one of the bachelorettes he's going to select for his date,
07:20We'll take a little time out for these words for you.
07:22Watch.
07:23To be continued...
07:24To be continued...
07:55Back to the dating game, and Richard, this is it.
07:58You're going to choose one of those lovely ladies as your date.
08:01Of course, that decision is totally yours.
08:02The question is, will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three?
08:08Who is that very lucky gal?
08:11Well, I fought it over.
08:12Yeah.
08:13The young lady I think who did Mae West so well.
08:17Bachelorette number uno.
08:19Number one. All right.
08:20Bachelorette number one.
08:23Congratulations.
08:25They're all there.
08:27Well, I'll tell you what.
08:28Before you meet your date, I think it could only be fair to meet the other two ladies first.
08:31Bachelorette number two has won many beauty titles.
08:33She is a singer, and she is a model.
08:35I'd like you to meet Karen Lindsay.
08:37Karen, say hi to Richard Dawson, if you would, please.
08:44Thank you very much, Karen.
08:45You did a marvelous job.
08:46You also didn't choose number three.
08:48No, Richard.
08:48She's a fashion coordinator for a retail ladies' store right now.
08:52She loves all outdoor sports, and she's talkative, she said.
08:55Her name is Gelda Sena.
08:57Gelda, come on and say hi to Richard, if you would, please.
09:03Thank you, Gelda.
09:04And now your date.
09:06Are you ready?
09:06Yes, yes.
09:07All right.
09:07I'll tell you a little bit about number one.
09:10She's an account executive for an advertising firm right now.
09:13She's also writing a book.
09:14She lived in Denver and in Kansas City, and of course, right now here.
09:17Her name is June Tongish.
09:20June, say hi to Richard Dawson.
09:21Here it is.
09:27Well, Richard and June, there may be tennis doubles and daily doubles, but we have a real
09:33dating double lined up for your date that will first take you to the big town of New York
09:39City.
09:40That's right.
09:42There's excitement away to you when you're dating against Chaperone in New York City,
09:46where you'll attend a performance of the famed Miller Johnson Circus at Singer Bowl in Flushing
09:50Meadows.
09:50The Miller Johnson Circus represents a return to the rich tradition of the circus as it
09:55once was in America, under an orange and white big top, the largest traveling big top in
09:59the world.
10:00You'll be staying in New York's reigning hotel, the Americana, with 50 gleaming stories right
10:05in the center of everything.
10:06The Americana boasts three fine restaurants and New York's leading supper club.
10:10But don't get too comfortable, because you'll soon be jetting off to beautiful Montreux,
10:17Switzerland!
10:20That's right.
10:22You'll be guests of the Swiss National Tourist Office, and you'll stay at the lovely Uratel
10:27Hotel in Montreux, one of the most popular tourist resorts in Switzerland, nestling in
10:31two bays at the eastern end of Lake Geneva.
10:34From your own private penthouses at the top of the Uratel, you'll have a magnificent view
10:40of the beautiful Swiss landscape, and you'll enjoy the covered heated pool and sauna and
10:44massage facilities, along with delicious dining at the Rocher Dine, a charming mountain restaurant.
10:50And to make your trip even more exciting, here are your very own ski boots for the Uratel zone.
10:55And they're not just ordinary boots for the ordinary skier, because these are O'Briens,
11:00including the big O, offering the little something extra that's so important.
11:04Built for the most comfortable fit that should be found, featuring dual buckles and bright colors,
11:08O'Brien offers the utmost in performance and pleasure.
11:10I know you'll have a great time in Switzerland!
11:14You're certainly welcome, it was a pleasure to take your part.
11:16Thank you, Mr. Miller.
11:18Have a good time.
11:20All right.
11:22Well, game two will be bringing us the delightful Miss Julie Butt, a young lady whose singing
11:27career began at the age of 13, but Julie's a little older now, and certainly she's romantically
11:32wiser, as we'll see.
11:33Welcome back.
11:34Well, now we're hoping to strike a note of love in the heart of a charming young lady of
11:39song, our three most hopeful young bachelors.
11:41So, let's meet them right now, and here they are!
11:50Welcome, gentlemen.
11:51All right.
11:52Bachelor number one is currently working as a hotel desk clerk.
11:55He wants to study mime with Marcel Marceau, and he admits to having been named the cutest
12:00baby in his hometown of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
12:03Meet Tony Brown.
12:04Tony, welcome to the show.
12:08A future lawyer, Bachelor number two is now studying history at Northeastern State College
12:12in Oklahoma.
12:13He's won athletic honors.
12:14He hails from Cushing, Oklahoma.
12:16Here is Rick Keith.
12:17Rick, welcome to the Dayton game.
12:21And Bachelor number three is in the record promotion field.
12:25He enjoys photography and tennis.
12:26He also skis and plays the guitar.
12:28And New York City was his birthplace.
12:30Please welcome Stephen Gellar.
12:32Stephen, welcome to you.
12:33All right, those are the three bright bachelor boys for tonight's game number two.
12:38Of course, to prevent our special young lady from hearing the introductions of our three
12:41gentlemen, we've been keeping her isolated, offstage in a soundproof room.
12:45Let's bring her on stage right now.
12:48She's performed for standing room only audiences in such places as Long Island's Westbury Music
12:53Fair and New York's Lincoln Center.
12:55And she's been seen on top television variety shows from New York City.
12:58Please join me in welcoming to the new dating game, the very talented Miss Julie Bosch.
13:04Hello, Julie.
13:05Oh, you sang so great at the opening.
13:07I loved it.
13:09Now, Julie, we're going to ask the bachelors to do a little singing or talking or whatever
13:12to find out a little more about them.
13:14You have your questions ready, I presume, okay?
13:16You listen carefully to the answers, then you make your decision when it's all over.
13:18Those are the rules.
13:19Very simple.
13:20We start with a hello.
13:21Bachelor number one, would you say good evening to Julie, please?
13:24Hello, Julie.
13:24How about number two?
13:26Look, just a second.
13:27I'll get peanut butter out of my mouth.
13:28Hello, Julie.
13:29Okay.
13:30And number three?
13:31Hi, Julie.
13:31All right, they're all ready.
13:32You all set?
13:33Please have a seat, Julie.
13:34Make yourself comfortable.
13:35Bachelors, stand by.
13:37Listen carefully.
13:37Good luck to everybody.
13:38And here we go.
13:40Bachelor number one, I'm not going to pick you because of your answers.
13:44So convince me to pick you out of pity.
13:48I can't really.
13:50I'd like to come up and talk to you, but I only have one leg.
13:53And I would like to show you what I'm doing.
13:58I, uh, I, wait a minute.
14:00I'll limp over.
14:01No, don't strain yourself.
14:03Bachelor number two, how about you?
14:06Um, well, you want to repeat that?
14:09I didn't hear that.
14:10Okay.
14:10Oh, is that one of the deformities?
14:16Repeat that again.
14:18Bachelor number two, I'm not going to pick you because of your answers.
14:21So convince me to pick you out of pity.
14:25Number two.
14:26Yes.
14:27Do what?
14:29She just repeated the question for you.
14:31That's the deformities.
14:32My deformities, uh, are quite unique.
14:34I've got one eye in the middle of my head.
14:36And, uh, well, my ears are kind of funny, too.
14:39They're long and pointed.
14:40They want, you know, I had this problem about stepping on my ears.
14:43I'd really like to hear all the good things about you, though.
14:46Number one is much more pitiful.
14:48Oh.
14:49Number three, I'm basically a home buddy,
14:52so give me three good reasons why I should let you take my body home.
14:57Because, uh, I need a lot of help in the kitchen.
15:00I just moved into my new house,
15:02and, uh, we, uh, need a lot of help around the house.
15:07Uh-huh.
15:07And you would surely be a terrific addition to the house.
15:14Right.
15:14How about you, bachelor number one?
15:16Well, uh, I can think of three good reasons.
15:20Uh, one is that I need a girl around the house to, uh, wash the dishes.
15:26I need a girl to, uh, answer the phone.
15:30Uh-huh.
15:31And I also need a girl to, uh, cook cornbread.
15:34Why don't you just get a maid?
15:36Well, uh, maids, I hire male maids.
15:40I need girls for other things.
15:41Oh, I see.
15:42Uh, bachelor number two.
15:44Why is it when I dream about you at night I wake up laughing?
15:48Well, it's that I and them two ears.
15:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:53Oh, okay.
15:55Ha, ha, ha.
15:59Yeah, that'll do it.
16:02Bachelor number three.
16:04Uh, I think you're probably laughing at bachelor number two.
16:07You wouldn't be laughing at me.
16:08Oh, no?
16:09No.
16:10Okay.
16:11Bachelor number one.
16:13Ha, ha, ha.
16:14Yeah?
16:14Most delicatessens cater affairs.
16:17With what would a delicatessen cater our first affair?
16:21Uh, well, they would bring, uh, uh, five tons of, uh, corned beef, throw it in the middle of the floor.
16:29I'd have, uh, have a guy pop out of the middle of it.
16:32Ha, ha, ha.
16:32And, uh, we'd have a big orgy in the middle of the corned beef.
16:37Ha, ha, ha.
16:41That's really disgusting.
16:43Ha, ha, ha.
16:46Bachelor number two, can you do any better?
16:48Ha, ha, ha.
16:48Yeah, I sure can.
16:49I'd like, he'd come out with this big platter, and underneath, when he lifts it up, there'd be a sign that says,
16:54TLC, tender loving care, and that's what we'd have for dinner.
16:58That's not bad.
16:59That's not bad.
17:01Number three, give me all the adjectives you need to describe your body.
17:09Thrilling.
17:10Ha?
17:11Beautiful.
17:13Scrumptious.
17:14Not bad.
17:15Dark.
17:16How would you describe number one?
17:22Ha, ha, ha.
17:23Ha, ha, ha.
17:23Ha, ha, ha.
17:24Prodigit.
17:25Prodigit.
17:26Ha, ha, ha.
17:27All right, that's it, Julie.
17:28Game's over.
17:29Now all you have to do is decide.
17:31So relax and think about it.
17:32Come on, Julie's taking a short while to decide which of our three mystery bachelors will be her choice for a big swinging date.
17:38We'll take a little time out to listen to this message.
17:40Watch.
17:41Go on.
17:58Back to the dating game, the new dating game, Julie Budd, and it's time for you to make that decision.
18:14Now, will your date be bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three?
18:21Julie, who's the lucky guy?
18:22Bachelor number one.
18:24Number one, all right.
18:25Number one is the lucky one.
18:27Is there any reason?
18:29Any reason, Julie?
18:31I'll help him hop along.
18:32You're going to help him hop along with his one leg.
18:34All right, well, we'll meet them all individually.
18:36First, number two is a future lawyer studying history at Northeastern State College in Oklahoma.
18:40You might have caught the accent there, Rick Keith.
18:42Rick, come on and say hi to Julie Budd, if you would, please.
18:48Thanks, Rick.
18:49You also didn't choose number three.
18:50He's in the record promotion field, enjoys skiing, plays the guitar.
18:54He's from New York City, too.
18:55Stephen Geller.
18:56Steve, come on and say hi to Julie, if you would.
19:03Thank you, Steve.
19:04And now your date, Julie, number one, and I'll tell you something about him.
19:08He wants to study mind with Marcel Marceau.
19:10So if conversation lags, he can act it out.
19:13He's named the cutest baby in his hometown, which was Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, Tony Brown.
19:19Tony, come on and say hi to Julie.
19:25Congratulations, Tony.
19:27Well, Julie, you opened the show with a great rendition of the song, Call Me.
19:30And now you and Tony are going to be answering a great call, the call of the high seas, because
19:35you'll be leaving on a date that will take you on a seven-day-long cruise to the beautiful
19:41Caribbean Sea.
19:43That's right.
19:47You and your native game chaperones will be flying to Miami, Florida, where you'll board
19:51the luxurious TSS Mardi Gras Panamanian Registry to visit some of the most romantic ports
19:56of call in the whole world, such as St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands, San Juan, Puerto Rico,
20:01and Nassau in the Bahamas.
20:02And you'll love the fine accommodations aboard the TSS Mardi Gras with a whole host of fun-filled
20:07shipboard activities and some of the greatest dining imaginable, all on your seven-day-long
20:11date on the luxurious TSS Mardi Gras, cruising through the romantic islands of the Caribbean.
20:17Have a great time, and thank you both very, very much.
20:20Really great.
20:21Thanks, Tony.
20:22Thanks, Jeff.
20:22We'll see you in a minute.
20:27Well, don't forget to join us next week.
20:29That's it for tonight.
20:30Jim Lang saying thank you, bye-bye, and I hope you always get the date that you really want.
20:37Hey, come on in, gang.
20:43I don't know.
20:43You want to blow the sits again?
20:45Ready?
20:46Let's do it again.
20:46Come on.
20:47Now, the old guitar.
20:51Now, the old guitar.
20:56You want to blow the sits here?
21:00Now, the old guitar.
21:04Oh, yeah.
21:06Now, let's go.
21:08The New Dating Game is a Chuck Ferris production.
21:38The New Dating Game is a Chuck Ferris production.
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