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The Trap Door S01E07 The.Big.Thing
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00:00Berk! Berk! He's ignoring me. Berk, hurry up and finish that cooking, Berk. I'm bored.
00:14Ah, lovely.
00:15It's not right for you, enjoying yourself in the kitchen.
00:19Cor, old Boney don't have to go on sometimes.
00:22Oi.
00:22Berk! Berk!
00:25Got you.
00:27Oh, shut up, Boney.
00:30Oh, I do wish something exciting would happen.
00:34Oh, I say, it's that big pink thing again. What was his name?
00:40Rog, that's it, Rog. Hello, Rog, and how are things with you, old chap? I must say it's...
00:46Hello, Boney. Let's go out and play.
00:49Don't quiet. He must have dozed off. Well, at least now I can finish me cooking in peace.
01:02Right, what I need now is some old utensil to bash me pancake flat with.
01:06I know. I'll use Boney while he's asleep.
01:13Oh, here we are, Boney.
01:19I say, I haven't been up here before.
01:22Oh, my word. We're very high up.
01:27I like it up here.
01:29Well, it makes a pleasant change.
01:32Oh, a bit chilly, though.
01:36We can hide from Berk up here.
01:38Why do you want to hide from Berk? He's quite a nice chap, really.
01:43He's very fond of me.
01:45Where's that stupid skull gone? Useless lump of bone. I wonder where he's got to, then.
02:01Boney's been kidnapped.
02:04Oh, yes. I've rescued Berk from all sorts of monsters in my time.
02:10Poor old Boney. I expect he's been terrorized by some hideous monster.
02:13Everybody go and get him back, I suppose.
02:17Boy, there was one monster so disgusting, frightful big thing with green lumps.
02:23It was terrifying.
02:25I can know that daft old bone bones would be without me.
02:28Boney?
02:30I can't see him, Druck.
02:32What?
02:34Hey, Boney, what are you doing up there, Boney?
02:37Very nasty. Hello, Berk.
02:40Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes.
02:42Stop your jabbering and come down off there.
02:46A new thing came out of the trap door.
02:47It had the biggest teeth I've ever seen.
02:50Anyway, I soon sorted that thing out.
02:53Oh, I've seen all sorts.
02:56Nasty, slimy, dribbly things.
02:58Horrible.
03:00I say, he's dropped off.
03:05Come on, Boney.
03:06I haven't got time to stand up.
03:07Oh.
03:08Oh.
03:08Anyways, I'm ashamed of my people's horrible creature.
03:12Hello, Berk.
03:16Doesn't Boney talk a lot?
03:19You don't say much, though, do you?
03:21What are you doing?
03:23What are you doing?
03:23I hate the cyborg, and I had a fire leave.
03:25It was entirely due to my superior intellect and sharpness of mind
03:30that Berk was spared from the same ugly fate.
03:33The creature was about to sink his several rows of teeth
03:36into my fat blue friend when I called him.