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The Trap Door S01E18 Flyin'.Wotsit.Fingy
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00:00Right, where's that drat gone?
00:09Ah, there you are. Now stay still with you, Walloy.
00:11Lovely.
00:13Stay sti-
00:13Now where's he gone?
00:15Oi!
00:16Will you stop mucking about?
00:21How am I supposed to take your photograph
00:23if you keep running about all the time?
00:26Perhaps she doesn't want to have his photograph taken back.
00:30Well, you don't care.
00:32Well, you want to take a picture.
00:34So behave yourselves.
00:36Now, right, let's try again.
00:38This is very boring.
00:40Drat, stop laughing.
00:42Do hurry, Bert.
00:43Drat, get out of Boney's way.
00:45I don't think he can...
00:46Whoa!
00:46What's that?
00:48What?
00:49Did you see that?
00:51It was a small green thing with wings.
00:56Was it?
00:56Well, if it comes back out again, I'll give it what for.
00:59Oh, look!
01:00There he goes.
01:02Oh, it's a flying watch-it thingy.
01:04There, quite.
01:05There.
01:06Well, fancy that.
01:08Oh, him upstairs hates flying things.
01:12Why is that then, Bert?
01:14He comes out in big purple pimples.
01:17And I've got to pop him.
01:19Where did it go?
01:20Oh, I hope he hasn't gone upstairs.
01:23No?
01:24It's up there, Bert.
01:26Huh?
01:26Oh, Globbets.
01:28Oi, you come down off there.
01:30If him upstairs starts coming out in big horrible purple pimples and I've got to spend all day popping them,
01:35well, how can I get him down from up there?
01:39Ah, drunk.
01:40Oh, Globbets know where he's going.
01:49There he is, Bert.
01:51Have another crack at him.
01:54Get him, Drat.
01:56Drat, stop mucking about.
01:58Drat!
01:58Quite a flighty little fellow, isn't he?
02:13Now where's he going?
02:16Hey, you can't go in there.
02:19He's gone in the cupboard.
02:21You come out of there, you little breeze.
02:24It'll take me half a lifetime to tidy up in here, and if you...
02:27Come here.
02:28Oh, look.
02:29Oh, me weevils are falling in me sludge.
02:32Hey, come.
02:33Mind me utensils.
02:36My word, I've never pickled a flying gherkin, but it's always a first time.
02:41Created Puffery, that's what I'm into, and I'm going to create a little summary video.
02:45Bert's enjoying it, myself.
02:48Come here, you ingredient.
02:50Come here, you little pest.
02:52Where is he?
02:52Where is he?
02:55I'm going to sort you out once and for...
02:58Back, back.
03:04It's perched on me.
03:06Don't you worry, bony.
03:08I'll get him.
03:09Whoa!
03:12Well, I think it's quite a nice photo, really.
03:15It's a bit higgledy-piggledy.
03:17Ah, that's because you've got no taste.
03:19It's artistic.
03:21I've seen better.
03:22Oh, look at that.
03:24Whatever did happen to that flying thing, Burke?
03:28I don't know.
03:29Burke!
03:29No?
03:30There's a flying thing in my bedroom!
03:34Well, it looks like it's time for purple pimple-puppin'.
03:37I don't know.
03:38Go, go!
03:38Yes, dude.
03:43I don't know.
03:44I don'ts even.
03:45I don't know.
03:45I don't know.
03:46Yeah.
03:46I'm good.
03:47War 100 suicides.
03:48I don't know.
03:48I'm pretty.
03:49Because...
03:50I'm not...
03:50Yeah.
03:50I don't know.
03:51I don't know.
03:52I I don't know.

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