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00:00:00Ragazzi, uno, due...

00:00:30La Lonella, due...

00:01:00The End

00:01:30These are four brilliant criminals at the climax of their most magnificent effort.

00:01:48This effort began six months ago in Port of Ato, where we were all to board the ship for Africa.

00:01:54They were my associates in a quest for uranium.

00:01:57An element not one of them knew the first thing about, except that they'd heard you could get dough for it.

00:02:03Big dough.

00:02:05Who are you? I mean, what do you suppose they are?

00:02:07Businessmen, does it matter?

00:02:09Well, if we're going to be on a small boat with them for weeks and weeks.

00:02:12I only said they might be for the passengers.

00:02:15Harry, we must be aware of those men. They're desperate characters.

00:02:19What makes you say that?

00:02:20Not one of them looked at my legs.

00:02:22Good morning, Mrs. Danrodder. Good morning, Billy Boy.

00:02:30Care to join us in the stroll?

00:02:31Turn up the levar, sweat out the toxins, help nature to help you.

00:02:35Wouldn't dream of it.

00:02:38Really, Billy, you mustn't be so offhand with Mr. Peterson.

00:02:43If I were to treat him with more than common politeness, he'd misunderstand and try to push me around.

00:02:47Mr. Peterson is a bully.

00:02:49Billy, did you see this?

00:02:53That man in London has been killed.

00:02:56What man?

00:02:58Paul Van Mier, high-ranking official in the Colonial Office, was stabbed to death early this morning by an unknown assailant outside a club in Soho.

00:03:07This is the third crime of violence to occur in that vicinity within the past month.

00:03:14What is it, Billy?

00:03:19In heaven's name, Billy, say something.

00:03:28You understand, of course, that Peterson arranged this.

00:03:43It seems there's been a lot of violence around there lately.

00:03:46Don't pretend to be a fool.

00:03:47But look, Billy, this happened early Tuesday morning.

00:03:50We'd all left London well before that.

00:03:52What about Jack Ross?

00:03:53What about the galloping major?

00:03:55But he only, I thought he only stayed behind to get that phone call from Mombasa, if it came through.

00:04:01He'll be here this morning.

00:04:02Well?

00:04:04Don't get so excited.

00:04:06Don't jump to unpleasant conclusions.

00:04:08Jump?

00:04:09They might as well have drawn a map.

00:04:10Why was Peterson worried about Van Mier?

00:04:12What made him think he was dangerous?

00:04:14He was afraid Van Mier wouldn't stay bought.

00:04:16I was afraid he'd get the wind up after we'd gone.

00:04:20The visions of him trotting upstairs to his superiors, announcing, I have certain information, certain persons have paid certain sums of money.

00:04:28Don't talk so loud, Billy.

00:04:29To obtain illegal rights to certain mineral supplies.

00:04:32That Indian, that Raja or whatever he was, that you worked for in the old days, he killed a lot of people, didn't he?

00:04:38Ah, but he had a better style.

00:04:40Besides, he was out for a kingdom.

00:04:42Half the size of France.

00:04:43What's the difference between that and millions of dollars?

00:04:47We must think of the future, Billy.

00:04:49This is our big chance.

00:04:50And maybe our last.

00:04:52Except for Mr. Peterson, we couldn't even pay last night's hotel bill.

00:04:56Where are you going?

00:04:58Now to a cafe, drink a lot of piano, and listen to the band.

00:05:00You won't make a fuss, will you?

00:05:02It doesn't do to make a fuss.

00:05:03You have to think of the main objective.

00:05:08Naturally, it doesn't do to be fussy.

00:05:18Do you move, William?

00:05:20Passes.

00:05:38The luggage is in there.

00:05:45Bring it up.

00:05:55Oh, look, the desperados.

00:05:57Shh.

00:05:58Not quite in our contract, Billy.

00:06:01Hard liquor before noon.

00:06:03I'm celebrating.

00:06:04Celebrating what?

00:06:05The safe arrival of the major.

00:06:07He came galloping in a minute ago, looking tired but satisfied.

00:06:13I take it his mission was accomplished?

00:06:15Yes, well, he's getting on for lunchtime, gentlemen.

00:06:17I'll see you later, Billy.

00:06:18Yeah.

00:06:22Your move, Gwendolyn.

00:06:26Gwendolyn, it's your move.

00:06:27Oh, check.

00:06:30Last.

00:06:32Are you sailing on the Niangar?

00:06:34Africa bound.

00:06:36So are we.

00:06:37Oh, my name is Chelm.

00:06:38This is my wife.

00:06:38How do you do?

00:06:39My name's Dan Ruff.

00:06:40How do you do?

00:06:41Are your friends sailing, too?

00:06:43The whole kit and caboodle.

00:06:45You're a very mysterious group, I must say.

00:06:47Really, Gwendolyn?

00:06:48How so mysterious.

00:06:50Well, for one thing, you all appear to be of different nationalities.

00:06:55Your move, Gwendolyn.

00:06:56Check.

00:06:59I have a theory about you and your friends.

00:07:02Correction.

00:07:02My associates.

00:07:04As a matter of fact, I think you're doctors.

00:07:08Evil ones, I mean.

00:07:10You're going to the heart of the jungle where human life is cheap to perform ghastly experiments

00:07:15which require the sacrifice of thousands on the altar of science.

00:07:19You must excuse my wife.

00:07:20She has a very lively imagination.

00:07:25Check me.

00:07:27I don't know how you expect me to play a decent game when you keep talking all the time.

00:07:30Harry's been all out of sorts today.

00:07:33Usually, he's a wonderful loser.

00:07:35Good morning, Mr. Dan Ruff.

00:07:37I bring you the captain's compliments, along with the sad news that the sailing of the

00:07:41SS Nyong'a has been postponed.

00:07:44Now, look here.

00:07:45This boat is definitely, most definitely, scheduled to sail at 2400 hours.

00:07:49Scheduled, Mr. Chelm, but not, I fear, destined to do so.

00:07:53The propeller gone, or is the captain drunk?

00:07:55Oh, of course the captain is drunk.

00:07:57But the real trouble is with the oil pump.

00:07:59Well, it's not good enough.

00:08:00Simply not good enough.

00:08:01Quite right, sir.

00:08:02But you're putting it too mildly.

00:08:04The present oil pump is no good at all.

00:08:06Well, how much delay does this mean?

00:08:07To locate, bargain for, purchase, and install a new one will require, I should say, more than

00:08:13a day, less than a fortnight.

00:08:16Utter, hopeless inefficiency.

00:08:19Only it isn't the oil pump at all.

00:08:20Just making it an excuse to hang about and pick up extra cargo.

00:08:24Guns are open.

00:08:25I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be a smuggler.

00:08:28What a miserable place to be stuck in.

00:08:30Squally, fifth-rate port.

00:08:33Ever been in Fort Averro before?

00:08:35No, I don't know this part of the world at all.

00:08:37Oh, I thought not.

00:08:38Otherwise, you wouldn't be so upset about staying.

00:08:41Magnificent country.

00:08:43Ruins to visit by moonlight, fine stretch of beach.

00:08:46Back there in the hills, one of the few spots left in the world.

00:08:49Where you can get decent food and drink, it's called the Blue Pavilion.

00:08:54I insist you give me the pleasure of having dinner with us tonight.

00:08:58Well, that's awfully kind of you, but...

00:08:59Us?

00:09:00You and your associates?

00:09:02My wife and me.

00:09:04The committee?

00:09:04Oh, uh, Mr. Chelm, I want you to meet a friend of mine.

00:09:09This is the galloping major.

00:09:10The committee wants you to toddle around.

00:09:12Okay.

00:09:13Right away.

00:09:14I'll be along.

00:09:15Better toddle.

00:09:16I said I'd be along.

00:09:17They don't like to be kept waiting.

00:09:20I'll lay on a car.

00:09:21We'll meet in front of the hotel at six.

00:09:24Out of it there, Chief.

00:09:28Dan Rather.

00:09:29An American, I suppose.

00:09:31Anyway, I quite like him.

00:09:34Time.

00:09:3524 hours in the day.

00:09:361,440 minutes.

00:09:38For somebody else to get busy on the same idea as ours.

00:09:41We ought to have got a plane and flown out.

00:09:43As I said from the start.

00:09:45You remember I said it, O'Hara?

00:09:46My name is not O'Hara.

00:09:48It is O'Hara.

00:09:49You hear?

00:09:49Mr. O'Hara.

00:09:50Yes, Mr. O'Hara.

00:09:51But you remember I said it?

00:09:53I said we ought to take a plane.

00:09:55Time, time.

00:09:55What is time?

00:09:57Swiss manufactured.

00:09:58French hoarded.

00:09:59Italians squandered.

00:10:01Americans say it is money.

00:10:02Hindus say it does not exist.

00:10:04You know what I say?

00:10:05I say time is a crook.

00:10:06If we took a plane, we'd be there inside 15 hours.

00:10:10Instead of whom?

00:10:11North West.

00:10:11I don't want any more talk about flying.

00:10:12The sky is for the birds.

00:10:13My feet are on the ground.

00:10:15Both of them.

00:10:17Come in, Billy boy.

00:10:21What's all the fuss about?

00:10:23No fuss, Billy.

00:10:24We're merely wondering what course to pursue in view of this unfortunate delay.

00:10:28Join the peasants in their rebels.

00:10:30Go to church.

00:10:31Write your memoirs.

00:10:34Very funny.

00:10:35I like an associate of mine to have a sense of humor.

00:10:38Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes setting up exercises.

00:10:45And now that we've had our moment of fun and all the better for it, let's get back to the question.

00:10:48Doesn't this delay call for a cable to your friend in British East?

00:10:53Mustn't send cables.

00:10:54Can't you get it through your head that the population down there has trained noses?

00:10:58They can smell a uranium deal like a cat smells fish.

00:11:01But aren't you afraid, Billy, that when our little party doesn't show up on the date you said,

00:11:06aren't you a teeny bit afraid that your friend might use this as an excuse to begin negotiations elsewhere?

00:11:12If my friend were looking for an excuse, you'd find a better one in the morning papers.

00:11:18What do you mean?

00:11:19I'm talking about the untimely demise of Paul Van Mier.

00:11:26Well, I'm appalled, Billy.

00:11:29What an unwholesome opinion you must have of your colleagues to imagine that we...

00:11:34Look here, Peterson.

00:11:34You don't have to convince me of anything.

00:11:36You don't care what I think as long as I don't do anything about it.

00:11:39And I won't, unless you ever decide to sick that knife-happy little junkie on me.

00:11:44Watch yourself, Larry.

00:11:45Now, Jack, behave yourself.

00:11:48Sit down.

00:11:51For shame, Billy.

00:11:53I think you owe an apology to everybody in this room.

00:11:56And if you're half the gentleman I know you are, I'm sure you'll make it.

00:12:00As I was saying, Peterson, you have nothing to worry about.

00:12:02My friend won't pull out unless I tell him to.

00:12:05For purely venal reasons, that's the last thing I have in mind.

00:12:09Jack, give Billy a light.

00:12:23What a wonderful car.

00:12:25It looks as if it had won the Grand Prix d'Elegance many years ago.

00:12:28Oh, it did.

00:12:29It was built for Oroposo.

00:12:30You know, the bullfighter.

00:12:31He had it made this way so he could stand up and take powers.

00:12:34He only got one ride in it, but acquiesced it to me on his deathbed.

00:12:36Well, here's to Oroposo.

00:12:38I hope you like champagne.

00:12:39You mean it's yours?

00:12:40Well, I gave it to my former chauffeur, the fat bandit in the front seat.

00:12:44Harry, look at that wonderful villa.

00:12:46Well, that was Bertie Crampton's.

00:12:48Oh, you mean Lord Crampton in Gloucestershire.

00:12:49His family acres marched hand in hand with ours.

00:12:54Gloucestershire.

00:12:55The cathedral town.

00:12:57Stroud fishing.

00:12:58Garden parties.

00:13:00What a beautiful life.

00:13:01You know England well.

00:13:03Immersionally, I am English.

00:13:05I serve tea every afternoon with crumpets.

00:13:09And I've always kept up my subscription to country life and to Tadler.

00:13:14Trouble with England.

00:13:15It's all pomp and no circumstance.

00:13:16You're very wise to get out of it.

00:13:18Escape while you can.

00:13:19Well, I'd hardly describe myself as escaping.

00:13:21Simply so happened that a relative of mine, first cousin actually, who died recently,

00:13:25happened to be the owner of a coffee plantation.

00:13:27Africa's the place now.

00:13:28You talk about the diamond boys, the gold boys.

00:13:30They just skimmed a little off the top.

00:13:32Potential mineral wealth of Africa's hardly been scratched.

00:13:35Now, there is a villa.

00:13:38Big.

00:13:39Well, that's the Villa Capriccio.

00:13:40Famed in song and story.

00:13:41A three-star attraction in Baedecker.

00:13:43Whose is it?

00:13:44Well, the bank's on it now.

00:13:45Used to be mine.

00:13:46Yours?

00:13:47Yes, I brought old Charles over from Foucage.

00:13:49You know, the old Foucage, to run it for me.

00:13:51Then when I decided to pull up steaks, I bought him this restaurant we're going to.

00:13:55Least I could do to show my appreciation.

00:13:57Well, here we are.

00:13:59Charles!

00:14:01Charles!

00:14:01Wait here a minute while I rout old Charles out.

00:14:04He doesn't even know we're in this neck of the woods.

00:14:06Charles!

00:14:07Charles!

00:14:09He must think we're extraordinarily naive.

00:14:12Knew all those people.

00:14:13Owned that vast villa.

00:14:15Bought this place because he liked the fellow's cooking.

00:14:18What utter ball today.

00:14:19Oh, perhaps he did.

00:14:20I beg leave to doubt it.

00:14:22Did you notice his wife?

00:14:23She seemed to be a rather sensitive little woman.

00:14:25Really embarrassed by all that rot.

00:14:27I am sorry, signore.

00:14:29As you see, we are closed.

00:14:31We do not open for another two months.

00:14:33Charles!

00:14:34What the devil's going on here?

00:14:35This place is falling to rack and ruin.

00:14:37The place is closed.

00:14:38We shall have to die in the hotel after all.

00:14:39Monsieur Darn.

00:14:43Monsieur, Monsieur Darn.

00:14:45Madame, why did you not let me know you were coming?

00:14:50You did not say you were with Monsieur Darn.

00:14:54Nothing is close to Monsieur Darn.

00:14:56I'd better see you again, Charles.

00:14:57It's been too long, Monsieur Darn.

00:14:59Not since the night you left the villa.

00:15:02Remember your pervert party.

00:15:04I've tried ever since to forget it.

00:15:06Remember how in the morning we escorted you to the train

00:15:09with violins playing and everybody cried

00:15:13like when a king you love very much

00:15:15leave this country.

00:15:20Aren't you dressed yet?

00:15:22Do I appear to be dressed?

00:15:23Do dress.

00:15:24Do hurry.

00:15:25It's the most wonderful day.

00:15:27And Billy wants us to drive out and see his villa.

00:15:29His former villa.

00:15:32Obviously, I can't go.

00:15:33I've got a chill on my liver.

00:15:36What a miserable place to be ill.

00:15:39And you forgot to pack my hot water bottle.

00:15:41You packed it.

00:15:42Gwendolyn, I distinctly remember.

00:15:47Hello.

00:15:49Oh, hello.

00:15:51No, I'm afraid we can't.

00:15:53Harry has this wretched chill and...

00:15:55Give me the telephone.

00:15:58Chelm here.

00:15:59Yes.

00:16:01Quite.

00:16:03Absolutely.

00:16:04A hot water bottle.

00:16:07That's very, very good of you, old boy.

00:16:09Now, look here, Dan Rather.

00:16:12Would you mind very much if my wife went alone?

00:16:14Well, she enjoys this sightseeing sort of stuff, you know.

00:16:18Splendid.

00:16:20Splendid.

00:16:20I'll send her along.

00:16:25You know, Gwendolyn, nowadays...

00:16:27...one simply cannot afford to dismiss people...

00:16:29...just because they're not one sort.

00:16:32One has to try and...

00:16:33...bridge the gulf.

00:16:35After all, it's a new world we're going into.

00:16:37One's got to take it as one finds it.

00:16:39Face it.

00:16:41Use it.

00:16:42Master it.

00:16:43You know, I...

00:17:13I've seen Americans on the street

00:17:14and in the cinema, of course,

00:17:16but I've never talked to one before.

00:17:19Are you a typical American?

00:17:21I think it's important that I should know.

00:17:23Why important?

00:17:25There are two good reasons for falling in love.

00:17:29One is that the object of your affections

00:17:31is unlike anyone else.

00:17:33A rare spirit, such as Lord Byron.

00:17:36The other is that he's, like everybody else,

00:17:39only superior.

00:17:41Harry, for instance, is the very best of a type.

00:17:43Well, as you must know, I'm a typical rare spirit.

00:17:47How long did you live here?

00:17:48Well, the longest I've ever lived anywhere is two years.

00:17:52Well, when you were a child,

00:17:53didn't you ever have a mother and a father

00:17:55and a house and a street and a town?

00:17:57No, I was an orphan until I was 20

00:17:59and then a rich and beautiful lady adopted me.

00:18:02You know, I've changed my mind

00:18:05about your being an evil doctor.

00:18:07You're off to keep a rendezvous

00:18:09someplace in Africa sacred to the tribesmen.

00:18:12You're going to found a new empire

00:18:14and make yourself master of the riches of the world.

00:18:18But you need a beautiful blonde queen

00:18:20to impress the natives as,

00:18:22as the incarnation of the Queen of Sheba.

00:18:25That's why you're making a pass at me.

00:18:27Am I?

00:18:29Of course.

00:18:31I don't generally go sightseeing with strange men.

00:18:34You don't believe that, do you?

00:18:36Well, I believe anything you say.

00:18:38Do you?

00:18:40Well, you shouldn't, you know.

00:18:42You really shouldn't.

00:18:44Mr. Charlton?

00:18:45Yes?

00:18:46It's I, Mrs. D'Arrother, Maria.

00:18:50Oh, come in.

00:18:50Tea for two and two for tea?

00:18:55Now, that's most awfully kind.

00:18:57You shouldn't have troubled, really.

00:18:59Billy told me you had a chill.

00:19:01Bit of one on the liver.

00:19:02Two tarsin.

00:19:03Milk, of course.

00:19:04Of course.

00:19:09I feel I should like somehow

00:19:11to do him a good turn of some kind.

00:19:13You too?

00:19:14Well, natural.

00:19:15Oh, I see.

00:19:16Naturally.

00:19:18I think it would be nice if

00:19:19if you were able to do something for him.

00:19:23Help him along.

00:19:24Give him the benefit of your advice.

00:19:26Delighted, of course.

00:19:27For instance.

00:19:29Oh, something with business.

00:19:31He was very pleased with that tip

00:19:33you gave him on the way home last night

00:19:34about the gold shares.

00:19:35I've forgotten what I told him.

00:19:37What was it?

00:19:39I don't remember either.

00:19:41I was listening to your voice.

00:19:43I wasn't listening to what you said.

00:19:47You see,

00:19:48if you were helping him,

00:19:50it would be so much easier

00:19:52for us to be together a lot

00:19:53out there in Africa.

00:19:54Was he any head for business?

00:19:56Why, he's simply brilliant.

00:19:58I wouldn't have thought it.

00:20:00But of course he is.

00:20:02You don't suppose I'd marry a ninny,

00:20:04do you?

00:20:05If you imagine that Harry's

00:20:07simply going to Africa

00:20:08to plant coffee,

00:20:09you're very much mistaken.

00:20:10In point of fact,

00:20:13in point of fact,

00:20:14coffee is the least

00:20:16of Harry's interests.

00:20:18In point of fact,

00:20:19the land he is acquiring

00:20:20is extremely rich

00:20:22in certain minerals.

00:20:24Minerals which are indispensable

00:20:25to the production

00:20:26of atomic energy.

00:20:28Harry's land

00:20:28simply deems with uranium.

00:20:31Wouldn't surprise me

00:20:32to see him become

00:20:32the uranium king.

00:20:33So you see,

00:20:35my husband isn't such a ninny

00:20:37as you may have imagined.

00:20:38It might very well

00:20:40be worth your while

00:20:40to go in with him.

00:20:42The potential mineral wealth

00:20:43of Africa's hardly been scratched.

00:20:45I was telling you last night.

00:20:47Well, of course.

00:20:48It's a well-known fact.

00:20:49It's a well-known fact.

00:20:50It's a well-known fact.

00:20:51It's a well-known fact.

00:20:52It's a well-known fact.

00:20:53It's a well-known fact.

00:21:08Billy boy.

00:21:12Had a happy day?

00:21:14Very.

00:21:15I'm so glad.

00:21:16What an attractive woman

00:21:17Mrs. Chelm is.

00:21:18Is that what you called me over to tell me?

00:21:20Who are the Chelms?

00:21:21They're English. Going out to British East, they have a coffee plantation.

00:21:24Any money in coffee?

00:21:25No, but there's a type of Englishman goes off to coffee plantations

00:21:28without caring whether there's any money in it or not.

00:21:31Relatives leave them coffee plantations and they go out to them.

00:21:34But why this sudden interest in the Chelms?

00:21:36I'd just like to know who's making friends with my friends.

00:21:40Now you know.

00:21:48You know, if I ever leave you, it'll be for someone of the type of Harry Chelms.

00:22:00Well, only for you.

00:22:01I suppose that type of Englishman is like a story I once heard.

00:22:06An English gardener in England was showing some Americans one of those wonderful English loans.

00:22:13And, of course, they wanted to know how to make a loan like that.

00:22:16And this English gardener said...

00:22:18He said, all you have to do is get some good grass and roll it every day for 600 years.

00:22:23I heard that story before you were born.

00:22:25Englishmen tell it when they're feeling down in the mouth.

00:22:28You just don't understand the Chelms type.

00:22:31You're not even listening. You never do.

00:22:35Someday I'll say goodbye and you won't hear that either.

00:22:39One day a Chelms really meet my type and run off with him.

00:22:43And you'll be simply amazed.

00:22:45That's possible.

00:22:46George Moore said...

00:22:48I learned it by heart years ago.

00:22:51He said that each great passion is the fruit of many fruitless years.

00:22:57George Moore was a very distinguished English writer, you know.

00:23:01Except that he was Irish.

00:23:03Cheer up, sugar.

00:23:04If I make a million on this deal, I'll buy you an old English lawn.

00:23:09One we can roll up and take with us.

00:23:16Billy, good morning.

00:23:18What's our wide-eyed Irish leprechaun doing outside my door?

00:23:22Why do you always make jokes about my name, huh?

00:23:25In Chile the name of O'Hara is a tip-top name.

00:23:29Many Germans in Chile have become to be called O'Hara.

00:23:32Good morning, Mr. O'Hara.

00:23:34Madame, my respects.

00:23:36Perhaps Mr. O'Hara would like something to drink?

00:23:39Yes, maybe perhaps a little whiskey, huh?

00:23:43Very weak, please.

00:23:45What's this visit in honor of?

00:23:47Oh, just wanted to have a little talk with you.

00:23:52Okay, but make it fast.

00:23:54Fast?

00:23:56I give you my word, Billy.

00:23:58I...

00:23:59I give you my word I feel to you like, uh...

00:24:02Like an older brother.

00:24:04Well, it's not so much the difference of age.

00:24:06It's, uh...

00:24:07It's probably...

00:24:09Yes, the reason is because...

00:24:11Because I come from a culture which is so much older than yours in my country.

00:24:16A child, six years old, is older in his heart than you'll be at 60.

00:24:22It smokes, it drinks, it philosophizes.

00:24:25At this rate, I'll be 60 before you get to the point.

00:24:28The point...

00:24:29The point is that...

00:24:31The point is that...

00:24:32That Peterson revealed myself...

00:24:34We are the principles in this case.

00:24:36We are in with the money.

00:24:38We cannot switch around and turn and...

00:24:40But an agent...

00:24:42It's easy to imagine that he could conceivably...

00:24:45Doesn't feel himself quite as irrevocably committed as...

00:24:50As, uh...

00:24:51Peterson...

00:24:52Or...

00:24:55We're fellow passengers, I believe.

00:24:57Not quite yet, would you say?

00:24:59Too sadly true.

00:25:00By any chance, you...

00:25:01You don't happen to have seen your Mr. Dan Rather about...

00:25:04I don't think Billy's up yet.

00:25:05Not 11.

00:25:06He's rather a late riser.

00:25:07But he said it...

00:25:08He said it...

00:25:09Well, anyway...

00:25:10I shouldn't put too much stock on what Billy says...

00:25:12Particularly when he's had a few drinks.

00:25:14It's not that he means to break his word...

00:25:16He just forgets that he's given it.

00:25:17Charm and dependability so seldom go in one package.

00:25:20There are exceptions, of course.

00:25:22Your husband, I imagine, from his manner and behavior...

00:25:24Is one.

00:25:25Oh, yes, very.

00:25:27Well, quite, Harry.

00:25:28I'm so looking forward to meeting your husband...

00:25:30And having a chat about Africa.

00:25:31By all means.

00:25:33I understand he's in coffee?

00:25:35You make sound like a total immersion.

00:25:38Part of Africa we're going through...

00:25:40Is due for some pretty important changes.

00:25:42In my opinion, things will be booming out there...

00:25:44Before you can say Jack Robinson.

00:25:46I do hope there won't be too many changes.

00:25:48It's completely unspoiled, I hear...

00:25:50With some of the loveliest scenery in the world.

00:25:52I can't imagine anything more lovely in the way of scenery...

00:25:54Than to have a few acres of gold and diamonds...

00:25:56Cropping up on a piece of land I'd bought for a song.

00:25:59Heaven forbid.

00:26:00Next thing there'd be big ugly holes everywhere...

00:26:03And great horrid machines instead of lovely scenery.

00:26:07Anyway, I don't think my husband worries much...

00:26:10About money and business, that sort of thing.

00:26:12Really?

00:26:13I mean, to appreciate my husband's point of view...

00:26:16One has to understand his background.

00:26:18Those lawns.

00:26:20Hundreds of years in the making.

00:26:22Those immemorial elms.

00:26:24Those walls hung with family portraits.

00:26:27Generations of them.

00:26:28Those great echoing galleries...

00:26:30Where so much of English history is being made.

00:26:33Taxes must be terrific on a place like that.

00:26:36What would people like the Chelms care about taxes?

00:26:39With their kind of money.

00:26:41I mean, when a family's been a power in the city of London for so long.

00:26:45One of the great financial families.

00:26:47Power in the city?

00:26:48You mean...

00:26:49Oh, yes, of course.

00:26:50One of those gems.

00:26:51I'm surprised you know about them at all.

00:26:54Very few people do.

00:26:56They prefer to work behind the scenes.

00:26:58I find it rather hard to believe that a man in your husband's position...

00:27:01Would go to Africa just for the coffee planting.

00:27:05You're very quick, aren't you?

00:27:07In point of fact, he isn't.

00:27:09In point of fact, he has a very special reason.

00:27:11So I suspect it.

00:27:12It has to do with... sin.

00:27:17Sin?

00:27:18Since the war, my husband has been almost exclusively concerned with spiritual values.

00:27:24He feels that if he can get away there, in the heart of Africa...

00:27:28He will come face to face with essentials.

00:27:31He wants to work out the problem of sin.

00:27:34Sin?

00:27:35Why, yes, of course.

00:27:36Isn't that what we're all most concerned with?

00:27:39Sin?

00:27:40Gwendolyn, what are you doing here?

00:27:41I thought we were supposed to meet on the beach.

00:27:42Harry, I want you to meet Mr...

00:27:43My name is Peterson.

00:27:44I've been having the most delightful talk to your wife.

00:27:45She tells me you're interested in spiritual values.

00:27:46I myself am vastly concerned with...

00:27:47Harry, we'd really better be going.

00:27:48We'll excuse us, Mr. Peterson.

00:27:49What have you been telling that man?

00:27:50Oh, nothing, Harry.

00:27:51He got on to the subject of religion, and I just happened to mention that we usually

00:27:52go to church.

00:27:53Oh, no, no, no.

00:27:54Billy, I...

00:27:55Billy, I...

00:27:56I think it is a hard time to take stock of yourself.

00:27:57Can you truthfully say about yourself, I, I, Billy Dan Reuter, have acted fairly and

00:28:01squarely to my associates, huh?

00:28:02But, of course, he can, Mr. O'Hara.

00:28:03Everybody knows Billy is the soul of honor.

00:28:04Shut up, Shelly.

00:28:05Perhaps he is the soul of honor, and perhaps, appearance sad is the same.

00:28:06But, of course, Mr. O'Hara.

00:28:07What have you been telling that man?

00:28:08What have you been telling that man?

00:28:09Nothing, Harry.

00:28:10He got on to the subject of religion, and I just happened to mention that we usually

00:28:11go to church on Sunday.

00:28:12Billy, I...

00:28:13I think it is a hard time to take stock of yourself.

00:28:16Can you truthfully say about yourself, I, I, Billy Dan Reuter, have acted fairly and

00:28:22squarely to my associates, huh?

00:28:24But, of course he can, Mr. O'Hara.

00:28:26Everybody knows Billy is the soul of honor.

00:28:28Shut up, Shelly.

00:28:29Perhaps he is the soul of honor, and perhaps, appearance sad deceiving.

00:28:32Do you mind telling me what it is I'm supposed to have done?

00:28:35Nothing.

00:28:36It's your conduct.

00:28:37Your, your, your conduct isn't...

00:28:40Your conduct does not inspire confidence, and, and confidence really is the most important

00:28:45necessity in an undertaking of our kind.

00:28:48One may be completely innocent, but if one's actions invite suspicion, one might as well

00:28:51be guilty.

00:28:52To be trustworthy is not more important than, than to seem to be trustworthy.

00:28:59to be trustworthy.

00:29:01Billy, have you done something you shouldn't have?

00:29:04Tell me, Billy.

00:29:06Tell me the truth.

00:29:08My conduct.

00:29:10Do they think I am the hired man?

00:29:13But you are, you know.

00:29:15You are the hired man.

00:29:17How good and kind of you to remind me.

00:29:20How good, how true, how kind.

00:29:24Oh, I say, dear brother, good to see you.

00:29:25How about a drink?

00:29:26Well, I, uh...

00:29:27Oh, come on, my dear fellow.

00:29:28Let me buy you a drink.

00:29:29Oh, Gwendolyn, don't forget to send one to Aunt Beatrice.

00:29:31Can't understand it.

00:29:32Gwendolyn distinctly said she'd join me on the beach, then I'd come back and find her

00:29:34sitting there in that cafe.

00:29:35Oh, I'd say she's a little bit of a drink.

00:29:36Oh, well, I'd say, dear brother, good to see you.

00:29:37How about a drink?

00:29:38Well, I, uh...

00:29:39Oh, come on, my dear fellow, let me buy you a drink.

00:29:40Oh, Gwendolyn, don't forget to send one to Aunt Beatrice.

00:29:41Oh, I say, dear Ruther, good to see you. How about a drink?

00:29:44Well, I...

00:29:45Oh, come on, my dear fellow. Let me buy you a drink.

00:29:49Oh, Gwendolyn, don't forget to send one to Aunt Beatrice.

00:29:55Can't understand it. Gwendolyn distinctly said she'd join me on the beach.

00:29:59Then I come back and find her sitting there in that cafe.

00:30:02Extraordinary creatures, women.

00:30:03Well, let's drink to them.

00:30:05Pernod. Scotch.

00:30:07Come on, you tiny little rack. Have a drink.

00:30:09We're drinking to women.

00:30:11Take the drink, but we won't join you in the toast.

00:30:16Bloss of Irish.

00:30:17Women.

00:30:19Hitler had the right idea. Keep them in their place.

00:30:21Kind of kin to Kirken. Babies in the kitchen.

00:30:24Say what you want to about Hitler. He had his points.

00:30:26Come, come. Look here.

00:30:27This generation's had its chance.

00:30:29Hitler and Mussolini, those were the men.

00:30:31Now he's the age of the barbarians.

00:30:33The world's growing up in smoke. I say, let it come. Get it over with.

00:30:36Well, if you don't mind, I'd like another year or so of worry.

00:30:39Worry? Just one minute, laddies.

00:30:41I've just two or three words to say to you, laddies, and that's don't worry.

00:30:45Don't ever worry.

00:30:46I'm in a position to know secret information.

00:30:49The Rosicrucians, the Great White Brotherhood, the high secret orders,

00:30:52which have no faith. You must have faith.

00:30:55Faith and power. Secret power.

00:30:57Men who guard the trust from the deepest inside, as I watch them, I call it.

00:31:00Mystic rulers, all one club, chained together by one purpose, one idea.

00:31:04Mankind's champions. Follow me, Billy?

00:31:06Oh, why, of course.

00:31:08This generation's had its chance. Hitler, Mussolini.

00:31:11I can't stand here and permit you.

00:31:13Are you interrupting me?

00:31:14Relax, Jack. Have another drink.

00:31:16I simply want to state that things don't happen to me what certain people imagine.

00:31:21An officer may find himself strapped for money,

00:31:23and he may undertake certain things which in other circumstances is no.

00:31:27Absolutely no.

00:31:27Absolutely. I mean, absolutely no.

00:31:30In the old days, I should have simply told people of your ilk to buy their own drinks.

00:31:35Poor old Jack.

00:31:37I'll teach you.

00:31:40I'll teach you to insult an ex-officer of the Indian Army.

00:31:45Well, are you yellow?

00:31:49The bar?

00:31:52You're Major Ross?

00:31:53Right.

00:31:54Right.

00:31:57Ross here.

00:31:59Right.

00:32:00Right again.

00:32:03Come along, the committee.

00:32:04Save for the bell.

00:32:10I've never heard such rot in my life.

00:32:12Sin.

00:32:13Oh, sin.

00:32:14All I could do was to keep a straight face.

00:32:16No, I'm certain of it now.

00:32:17These are two very clever and dangerous antagonists.

00:32:20Sit here and help me close.

00:32:21But how could they possibly know what we're up to?

00:32:23Great interests like the Chelms have ways and means.

00:32:26Yes, and I'm convinced they're out to get us even before we get started.

00:32:29We must get ahead of them.

00:32:30Time has entered the picture in a new way.

00:32:32Never forget the time factor, gentlemen.

00:32:34It always enters the picture in the end.

00:32:36I'm sending a cable to London.

00:32:37I want full information on those Chelms interests.

00:32:40British Africa, too.

00:32:41Check up on his interests there.

00:32:43Every time the plane lands, I'll try and reach you by telephone.

00:32:45Keep me informed of the latest development.

00:32:47Damn right here, that lying, swinish, rum-swilling, double-crosser.

00:32:51What pleasure.

00:32:51No, you can't at the moment.

00:32:54We need him right now.

00:32:55We need that swinish, lying, double-crosser.

00:32:57Can I hear my name?

00:32:59Rub-a-dub-dub.

00:33:00Three men in a tub.

00:33:02Tub?

00:33:04Oh.

00:33:06Been a change of plan, Billy Boy.

00:33:08You and I are leaving for Africa.

00:33:09How's that?

00:33:10You and I are flying to Africa by the next plane.

00:33:13Oh, what's happened, Peters?

00:33:14It must be something important to get you on a plane.

00:33:16Perfectly simple, Billy Boy.

00:33:18The trouble with the oil pump and the general uncertainty about when the anger will sail

00:33:21forces me to sacrifice my personal comfort.

00:33:24I prefer to fly rather than run the risk of arriving too late.

00:33:27There's also such a thing as arriving too early.

00:33:30What do you mean by that?

00:33:31The land doesn't come up for auction for a couple of weeks.

00:33:34My friend can't make his move until then.

00:33:35If we sit around British East all that time, somebody's going to start wondering who we are

00:33:40and ask questions.

00:33:40Is that your real opinion, Billy, or are you just looking forward to a long sea voyage

00:33:45with the attractive Mrs. Chalmers, your companion?

00:33:47Or perhaps you have even other reasons?

00:33:49Such as?

00:33:50That's for you to know and for us to find out.

00:33:52You'd better get your packing done.

00:33:59Billy?

00:34:01Where are you going?

00:34:03Off to Africa, flying.

00:34:05Just like that?

00:34:07Weren't you even going to kiss me goodbye?

00:34:10I wish.

00:34:15Don't say it.

00:34:16What?

00:34:17That you wish we'd never met.

00:34:19You'll be coming on the boat in Africa.

00:34:20We'll get together and...

00:34:21I think I hate you.

00:34:23Letting those revolting men order you about.

00:34:26Don't deny it.

00:34:26I've watched them.

00:34:27They treat you like a servant.

00:34:29They say, hop it, and off you hop.

00:34:33I know what it is.

00:34:34They have a hold on you.

00:34:36Some black secret that could ruin you.

00:34:39What makes you think that?

00:34:41No, it happens all the time.

00:34:43My old Spanish nurse told me that half the people in the world would be ruined at once if everyone told what they knew.

00:34:49But couldn't you have them done away with?

00:34:52You must know plenty of people who could bump them off.

00:34:57It'd probably cost a good deal, but it'd be worth it, certainly.

00:35:00Well, it's not impossible, except that afterwards I wouldn't have any money.

00:35:03This way I stand to make a lot.

00:35:05Millions?

00:35:05Maybe.

00:35:06Then perhaps your connection with those men isn't quite so undignified as I thought.

00:35:13Those millions, would they be pounds or dollars?

00:35:17Either way suits me.

00:35:19No, that's very careless of you.

00:35:22The state of the pound is so uncertain.

00:35:23You must think in terms of hard currency.

00:35:26Maybe I should hire you to handle my affairs.

00:35:29You could do worse.

00:35:31I'm awfully intelligent, really.

00:35:33Come along, Billy boy.

00:35:34The car's waiting.

00:35:53If we can't get faster than this, we'll miss the plane.

00:35:55Press on!

00:35:56Press on!

00:35:57Press on!

00:36:27Push, push, push.

00:36:36Come on.

00:36:43One, two, three!

00:36:45Number two!

00:37:06Clear!

00:37:10The park.

00:37:12Fiber! Fiber!

00:37:42Fiber!

00:38:12My car!

00:38:14My car!

00:38:16My beautiful car!

00:38:18You did that on purpose.

00:38:20What? You planned it that way.

00:38:22I know what you're up to. I know everything.

00:38:24I know about the uranium on the Chelms land,

00:38:26the Chelms interest in the city of London.

00:38:28The what? You heard me, the Chelms interest.

00:38:30I take it your information comes from a reliable source.

00:38:32It does, from Mrs. Chelms herself.

00:38:34Ah, magnificent. Simply magnificent.

00:38:36You must pay me back for the loss of my beautiful car.

00:38:38If you weren't a benighted jackass,

00:38:40if you could see as far as you could spit,

00:38:42you'd know there's no such thing as the Chelms interest.

00:38:44You'll have to do better than that, Mr. Dan Rather!

00:38:46Very much better than that! Don't believe me!

00:38:48Check with London. If you find out

00:38:50it's anything more than a Don at Hill, Gloucestershire Squire,

00:38:52you can have my services for nothing.

00:38:54You mean Mrs. Chelms is an unqualified liar?

00:38:58Well, let's say she uses her imagination

00:39:00rather than her memory.

00:39:02You will make a restitution.

00:39:04We know, Mr. Dan, either the money or a new car.

00:39:06Why, you fat bandit, I gave you the car in the first place.

00:39:08How I came by it is beside the point.

00:39:12The fact you gave it to me

00:39:14doesn't make it any the less mine.

00:39:16Shut up!

00:39:17That's right. Threaten me.

00:39:20It is not enough that you destroy my beautiful car.

00:39:23Now you are...

00:39:25My beautiful car!

00:39:27Stop! Hey, stop! Stop!

00:39:31Stop!

00:39:37More than anything, I want Billy to make a grand success out there.

00:39:43Oh, as you care so much about money.

00:39:46I should have thought you would have left Billy for some rich man.

00:39:49I shouldn't think Billy would mind, really.

00:39:52I mean, neither of you are in love or anything.

00:39:55You are a strange girl.

00:39:58Of course I love Billy.

00:40:00Actually, I adore him.

00:40:02And Billy loves me very, very, but very much.

00:40:07That's why I trust him with his little unimportant amours.

00:40:11And what does he say about yours?

00:40:13But, darling, all husbands like their wives to seem attractive to other men.

00:40:19Be sure you explain that to Harry.

00:40:25I'm going back to the hotel.

00:40:33This is Dan Rubber, Maria.

00:40:35I have, I'm afraid, I have some shocking news for you.

00:40:38The boat is not going at all?

00:40:40There's been a terrible accident.

00:40:42Your husband's car drove over a cliff.

00:40:44The people on the bus saw it fall into the sea.

00:40:47It seems to have a settlement.

00:40:49What is it?

00:40:50What are you trying to say?

00:40:53He's saying that Billy is dead.

00:40:56It's become necessary to redistribute the stock in our company.

00:41:00Stock, stock.

00:41:01What good is the stock now?

00:41:03We can deal with Dorada's friends.

00:41:06Not without Dorada.

00:41:08All the effort, the money.

00:41:10Everything went over the cliff with that car.

00:41:13Ravello.

00:41:14You forget the English are very sentimental people.

00:41:17I tell you, there is nothing that Billy's friend will not do for his widow.

00:41:21And in black, she's a very touching figure.

00:41:26Poor Maria, you really have had a wretched time with her.

00:41:31You are very understanding.

00:41:33If only there was something I could do.

00:41:36Just now, if you could bring me an aspirin.

00:41:40I have a headache.

00:41:41Don't move.

00:41:42Just you wait there.

00:41:43I'll be back in a moment.

00:41:46Mussolini, Hitler, and now Peterson.

00:41:49A great man, a great loss.

00:41:52I'm going upstairs and reading my Bible.

00:41:57Why all the clues?

00:41:58Maria has a headache.

00:42:00What's the matter with you?

00:42:03Go away.

00:42:04My dear girl, I'm as sorry about Dan Rather as you are.

00:42:06But after all, it isn't as if he was one of our oldest friends.

00:42:07I was in love with him.

00:42:08He was a very pleasant acquaintance.

00:42:09What did you say?

00:42:10I was in love with him.

00:42:11Really, darling?

00:42:12Have you no control over your romantic fantasies?

00:42:14Well, I was in love with him.

00:42:16I was in love with him.

00:42:17I was in love with him.

00:42:18I was in love with him.

00:42:19He was a very pleasant acquaintance.

00:42:21What did you say?

00:42:22I was in love with him.

00:42:24Really, darling?

00:42:25Have you no control over your romantic fantasies?

00:42:27I loved it!

00:42:28Can't you hear me?

00:42:29I love you!

00:42:30I love you!

00:42:31I love you!

00:42:32Oh, rot!

00:42:33You're just dramatizing again.

00:42:34By George, you were right after all.

00:42:37Ha!

00:42:38I did pack it.

00:42:39Oh, what shall I do?

00:42:43I feel as though I were drowning.

00:42:46He's dead.

00:42:48He's dead and I'm loved with a fool like you.

00:42:53I tell you what to do.

00:42:54Have a bit of shut eye.

00:42:55You'll wake up in an hour feeling your old self again.

00:42:57And there'll be no more silly stories about falling for a middle-aged roustabout.

00:43:01Is this so?

00:43:02Oh, please go away.

00:43:04I'll just take these to Maria.

00:43:13Mr. Chairman, this is very important.

00:43:15For you as well as for myself.

00:43:17Yes?

00:43:18Well, get on with it.

00:43:19There is now an opportunity for you to secure enormous profits with virtually no risk.

00:43:23I want to read about the bush.

00:43:25Our papers...

00:43:26For you as Billy's widow, it will be very easy to persuade his friend in British East,

00:43:30and for capital, we have challenged.

00:43:32Quite evidently you've been less informed as to my interest.

00:43:35What's the matter with all of you?

00:43:49Somebody dead?

00:43:50A car.

00:43:51It went over a cliff.

00:43:52We thought you'd both been killed.

00:43:53Dear mother, I'm delighted to see you're alive, but your wife is in a fainting condition.

00:43:59You mean you're not dead at all?

00:44:01Obviously I'm not dead.

00:44:02I knew you weren't dead.

00:44:03I knew it.

00:44:04I counted 13 backwards 13 times.

00:44:06My old Spanish nurse said if you did that, a miracle would happen.

00:44:09And you see it has.

00:44:10Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the glad tidings.

00:44:13The captain is sober and the SS Nyanga will sail at midnight.

00:44:20I can't see it anywhere.

00:44:34What can have happened to it?

00:44:36My dispatch box, where is it?

00:44:38A black tin box this size, what have you done with it?

00:44:40I told you to take the most particular care of it.

00:44:45I shall not go on board if my dispatch box has been found.

00:44:47Having trouble, gel?

00:44:48I think that I can't cope with myself, ain't you?

00:44:50It's the second time I tell you.

00:44:53The hat he put it in your cabin, whatever it is.

00:44:58Idiot!

00:44:59Why didn't he say so in the first place?

00:45:01Hey, look.

00:45:04What's happened to Harry?

00:45:06He's been giving me the fish eye all evening.

00:45:08Oh?

00:45:09What is it?

00:45:10Perhaps it's because when I thought you were dead, I told him I was in love with you.

00:45:15You what?

00:45:16I couldn't help it.

00:45:17It made you seem less dead.

00:45:18And?

00:45:19Oh, he didn't believe me.

00:45:21He thought my nerves were upset.

00:45:22A sort of delirium.

00:45:24He thought it quite a joke.

00:45:26The idea of my inventing a love affair with a middle-aged roustabout like you.

00:45:30That's what he called you.

00:45:31Well, now that I'm back in the flesh, you'll begin wondering about that delirium of yours.

00:45:36I suppose seeing you alive is different from thinking of you dead.

00:45:40Well, because Greg cooped up on that tub with a suspicious husband.

00:45:44Well, let's not go.

00:45:45Well, what do you mean?

00:45:47I'm asking you to run away with me.

00:45:50Now.

00:45:51Well, what about the millions in hard currency?

00:45:52What's happened to you?

00:45:53I thought you were my shrewd little manager.

00:45:54Yeah, I've changed my point of view.

00:45:56I thought we'd get to Africa and you'd make your fortune and everything be wonderful.

00:45:57But now I think it's all too risky.

00:45:58Too many things can happen.

00:45:59I want us to cut and run for it right now.

00:46:00You really mean that?

00:46:01With all my heart.

00:46:02Oh, no.

00:46:03That's impossible.

00:46:04Why?

00:46:05Why?

00:46:06Why?

00:46:07Why?

00:46:08Why?

00:46:09I'm asking you to run away with me.

00:46:10Now.

00:46:11Well, what about the millions in hard currency?

00:46:12What's happened to you?

00:46:13I thought you were my shrewd little manager.

00:46:14I've changed my point of view.

00:46:15I thought we'd get to Africa and you'd make your fortune and everything be wonderful.

00:46:17But now I think it's all too risky.

00:46:19Too many things can happen.

00:46:20I want us to cut and run for it right now.

00:46:22You really mean that?

00:46:23It's all my heart.

00:46:24Oh, no.

00:46:25That's impossible.

00:46:26Why?

00:46:27Well, for one thing, Mrs. Dan Rather might not go for the idea.

00:46:29She's not quite as sophisticated as you are.

00:46:31Please, Billy, listen to me.

00:46:32I've thought it all out.

00:46:33We'll take the bus and catch an express or somewhere.

00:46:36Oh, the shot's not on the table.

00:46:38You're not in love the way I am.

00:46:41If I loved you a thousand times more than you say you love me, it still wouldn't make

00:46:44any difference.

00:46:45I've got to have money.

00:46:46Doctors' orders are that I must have a lot of money.

00:46:48Otherwise, I'd become dull, listless, and have trouble with my complexion.

00:46:52But you're not like that now, and you haven't any money.

00:46:54It's my expectations that hold me together.

00:46:57You really mean that, don't you, darling?

00:46:59Sure, I mean it.

00:47:01And your main reason for wanting lots of money is so that you'll be ever so attractive,

00:47:05and I'll love you more and more.

00:47:06That's right, baby.

00:47:08I'll help you, Billy.

00:47:10I can, too.

00:47:11I'm something of a witch.

00:47:13My old Spanish nurse said I could have been professional.

00:47:15We don't look now, but they're raising the gangway.

00:47:18The air, ozone.

00:47:20What a pity we can't bottle it, gentlemen.

00:47:21What a fortune we'd make.

00:47:22Neptune's mixture.

00:47:23Now breathe deeply.

00:47:24Remember every breath is a guinea in the bank of help.

00:47:28Good morning, Chell.

00:47:29Why, that's good.

00:47:30Very good indeed.

00:47:31I didn't know you were an artist, Mrs. Damrubber.

00:47:32I'd hardly call you.

00:47:33What a fortune.

00:47:34What a fortune.

00:47:35What a fortune.

00:47:36What a fortune.

00:47:37What a fortune.

00:47:38What a fortune.

00:47:39What a fortune.

00:47:40What a fortune.

00:47:41What a fortune.

00:47:42What a fortune.

00:47:43in' the bank of help.

00:47:50Good morning, Chell.

00:47:53Why, that's good.

00:47:54Very good indeed.

00:47:55I didn't know you were an artist, Mrs. Damrubber.

00:47:57I hardly call myself that.

00:47:59I only dabble.

00:48:01The north is not enough long.

00:48:03The ears are too small.

00:48:04Only has one eye.

00:48:05Now come along, gentlemen.

00:48:06We must stop domin.

00:48:09Blow their mouths fully.

00:48:11Blow their mouths out.

00:48:12Blow, blow, blow them down.

00:48:16Blow them down, Barry, blow them down.

00:48:19Good morning, Mrs. Chelm.

00:48:21Let's hope she breaks her neck.

00:48:22Blow them down, bully, blow them down.

00:48:25Blow them down, bully, blow them down.

00:48:29Blow, blow, blow them down.

00:48:32Blow them down, bully, blow them down.

00:48:36Give me some time to blow them down.

00:48:39Mr. Peterson?

00:48:41Radiogram.

00:48:59No Chelm has stayed Gloucestershire staff.

00:49:02No Lindy gentry Chelms.

00:49:05What do you make of that?

00:49:07He's not a Gloucestershire squire, like Billy said.

00:49:10Just that I was beginning to take Billy at his face value.

00:49:13But if he's not what Billy said, then what is he?

00:49:16We are at sea again, gentlemen, in more ways than one.

00:49:19Mystery, more mystery.

00:49:21Billy is a liar.

00:49:23Heaven only knows what Chelm is.

00:49:25C.I.D. maybe.

00:49:26You borrowed my thought.

00:49:28Walt Trudeau, Walt Trudeau.

00:49:30The time has come for direct action.

00:49:32You remember last night when we came on board?

00:49:34The fuss he was making about his dispatch box?

00:49:48I love colors.

00:49:50Working with them is an endless puzzle.

00:49:53Your face, for instance.

00:49:55Ten minutes ago, it was all brown and pink.

00:49:59Now the light is changed and is chalky white.

00:50:03What?

00:50:05Tinged with green.

00:50:08Green?

00:50:10It must be getting rough.

00:50:14Just a little.

00:50:15Don't break the pose.

00:50:17I don't feel very well.

00:50:19I think I'll go below and take a pill.

00:50:27It's incredible.

00:50:28Harry Chelm is just...

00:50:29Just Harry Chelm?

00:50:30Nothing.

00:50:31Nobody.

00:50:32A ruddy refugee from Earl's Court.

00:50:33With a hoda hoda bottle.

00:50:34Look.

00:50:35And a letter of introduction to the secretary of the governor.

00:50:38The secretary, mind you.

00:50:39Disgusting.

00:50:42Purser.

00:50:43My box.

00:50:44A bit up and down, isn't it, sir?

00:50:46It's gone.

00:50:47Oh, yes, indeed.

00:50:48Major Ross took it.

00:50:49I saw him sneak it out of your cabin.

00:50:51I like to keep my eye on what goes on about the ship.

00:50:54Where did he take it?

00:50:55I believe Mr. Peterson's cabin.

00:50:57In fact, I'm sure.

00:51:04Ah.

00:51:09Now may I ask what explanation you have to offer?

00:51:15He forgot his hoda water bottle.

00:51:22Billy.

00:51:23Come in.

00:51:26Billy, have you heard what's happened?

00:51:27I've seen the paper and Dave.

00:51:29It's not funny.

00:51:30They've stolen Harry's dispatch box.

00:51:33Who stole his dispatch box?

00:51:35That dreadful little major.

00:51:36He took it to Peterson.

00:51:37They went through it.

00:51:38It was all your fault.

00:51:39I suppose you know that.

00:51:40My fault?

00:51:41Well, the poppycock you've been peddling.

00:51:43All that junk about the Chelm interest in London.

00:51:45Uranium on your land.

00:51:47Well, in a way, you're the one to blame.

00:51:50I'm the...

00:51:51I mean, you acted so superior.

00:51:53I was falling in love with you and I...

00:51:55I couldn't bear it for you to think I was just nobody.

00:51:58Married to the son of a boarding house in Earl's Court.

00:52:01The...

00:52:02The son of a what?

00:52:03A boarding house.

00:52:05That's what Harry's parents do.

00:52:07They run a boarding house for decayed gentlefolk.

00:52:10But the way he talks, the way he acts, I thought...

00:52:12Well, it's just that he sees himself in a place in the West Country

00:52:15with trout streams and horses leading the life of a country squire.

00:52:19It's not his fault if people take it for granted that he has a place like that.

00:52:23He's never once said that he had.

00:52:24Well, country gent, son of a boarding house of whatever he is, I suppose I'd better get his box packed.

00:52:29Oh, he got it back himself.

00:52:30Well, then there's no harm done.

00:52:32Except that Harry's gone to the captain.

00:52:34He's going to have them put in irons.

00:52:36He is what?

00:52:37He says that's what they did in the Royal Marines.

00:52:40Look here, Skipper, there's a perfectly simple explanation for all this.

00:52:43I happen to own a dispatch box which is very similar to Mr. Chelms.

00:52:47When I didn't find it in my cabin, I asked Major Ross to see if it had been stowed away somewhere else by mistake.

00:52:52The Major found what he thought was my box in the saloon with some other luggage.

00:52:55The box has been in my cabin ever since we sailed.

00:52:58Under the berth.

00:52:59As soon as I saw the box, of course, I realized at once that it wasn't mine.

00:53:03I simply opened it to find out to whom it belonged so that I could return it to its rightful owner.

00:53:08I can't conceive why this gentleman should imagine I should be interested in a box containing patent medicines.

00:53:13I'm not a hypochondriac.

00:53:16Purser, tell the captain exactly what you told me about the box.

00:53:20Why, sir, you asked me whether I'd seen it, and I said it might be the one I'd seen being carried along the passage by Major Ross.

00:53:26You distinctly told me that you'd seen it being taken from my cabin.

00:53:29Oh.

00:53:30You must have misunderstood.

00:53:32You were rather ill at that time, if you remember, sir.

00:53:35That's the old person.

00:53:36He's been bribed. He's in league with these criminals.

00:53:39Just a gaze of a misunderstanding.

00:53:42That's how I look at it.

00:53:44Now, what about a little cognac to wash away any ill feeling?

00:53:47I don't care for a drink.

00:53:49And let me assure you that this matter is far from settled.

00:53:51While righting through my personal effects, I feel certain that you must have noticed I had a letter of introduction

00:53:55to the secretary of the governor.

00:53:57I suspect he'll be much more interested in what I have to say than this gin-soaked so-called ship's captain.

00:54:02You mind your tongue?

00:54:03Anyone else?

00:54:04You're the one I put in hands.

00:54:08As far as I'm concerned, this is a close incident.

00:54:16You've got your box back.

00:54:18Why don't you forget the whole thing?

00:54:19What possible interest do you expect the colonial office to take?

00:54:22On the contrary, I expect them to serve considerable interest in a gang of crooks

00:54:25who are trying to swindle the country out of vast uranium deposits.

00:54:36Just one moment, sir.

00:54:39What leads you to believe?

00:54:40This gentleman obviously hasn't seen fit to inform you that during your supposed demise,

00:54:44he attempted to lure me into your nefarious venture.

00:54:47Unfortunately for you, he acquainted me with all the pertinent facts.

00:54:50Facts which I intend to communicate to the proper authority at the very earliest opportunity.

00:54:56I thought you were dead. That's what they told me.

00:54:59Everyone told me you were dead.

00:55:00And if you were dead, we head to a fresh capital.

00:55:03Didn't we?

00:55:04You, Ravello, my own partner, sneak up behind my back and try to cheat me.

00:55:11The milk's spilt. It's no good crying over it. Get after him, Billy.

00:55:14Calm him down. Talk to him. See if you can't get him to change his attitude.

00:55:17I'll try, but I don't think it'll do any good.

00:55:19I don't know why we have to worry about Chelms' attitude. Talk's no good.

00:55:22Conversation never convinced anybody. I say put an end to words.

00:55:25Shut up, Jack. Time factor has entered the picture again.

00:55:29This time, fortunately, it's working on our side.

00:55:32Two weeks before we reach port.

00:55:34That should be plenty of time to convince our friend, Chelms.

00:55:37I beg you, please end all this trouble.

00:55:41If things go on, either you will be done away with before we ever get to Africa,

00:55:45or you will leave and denounce Peterson to the authorities,

00:55:48and that will be the ruin of all my plans and hopes.

00:55:52In the long run, you'll do much better to get care of these people.

00:55:55They're thoroughly undesirable.

00:55:56The long run. I'm tired of the long run.

00:55:59I am not even thinking about them or about myself.

00:56:04It's only you that concerns me, Harry.

00:56:07No need to worry about me.

00:56:09Ever since I met you, you feel my thinking.

00:56:13You are becoming an obsession.

00:56:16Don't you understand, Harry?

00:56:19I am deeply in love.

00:56:23Maria.

00:56:26My dear.

00:56:40Only you could make a woman feel like this.

00:56:44All I want is to be in your arms now and always.

00:56:49You forget I'm going to be done away with.

00:56:51Oh, no, no.

00:56:52It will be easy to arrange.

00:56:54What you must do is this.

00:56:55You will write me a letter.

00:56:57A love letter.

00:56:59You will tell me that you cannot denounce Peterson,

00:57:01because then I will suffer too.

00:57:04Because you love me so much, you cannot bear to hurt me.

00:57:09Such a letter they will believe if I show it to them.

00:57:12My dear girl, you must see that this is quite out of the question.

00:57:16I don't propose to make compromises.

00:57:18Not compromises, Harry, darling.

00:57:21But you can see if you cause trouble the whole of our plans, my plans,

00:57:27you would not want to make the innocent suffer.

00:57:32It would be much better if you don't interfere, Maria.

00:57:34I must handle this as I see fit.

00:57:36Then you intend to go ahead with this business, tell stories and ruin everything?

00:57:40It would be much better if you cut loose from these people.

00:57:43No happiness can come from such an association.

00:57:45Harry, I'm asking you not to do this.

00:57:47Please, write a letter.

00:57:49Then there will be no trouble for you, no trouble for us,

00:57:52no risk when we get to Africa.

00:57:55I'm sorry, my dear.

00:57:56We English are a very pig-headed lot.

00:57:58You think you can get away with this?

00:58:00But Maria, my dear good Maria, listen.

00:58:02First you made love to me.

00:58:03Now you tell me you will ruin me.

00:58:05You'll forgive me, but it was you who made...

00:58:08Oh, shut your trap.

00:58:09Go on, do what you like.

00:58:11You think you're such a brave man.

00:58:13I'll tell you what you are.

00:58:15You are a heel.

00:58:17Huh.

00:58:18What the blazes down?

00:58:20What's happening?

00:58:21What's going on here?

00:58:22The arm pumps on the bling, dealing Christie's face.

00:58:24Shut up.

00:58:25Holly, a ship lying in darkness this way?

00:58:26We might well be rammed at any minute.

00:58:28I'll tend to this myself.

00:58:29Which way is the engine room?

00:58:30The passengers are not...

00:58:31I'm sure your chief engineer will welcome the advice of an ex-officer of the Royal Marines.

00:58:51Look here, you fool.

00:58:52Are we simply abandoned to our fate?

00:58:54I insist on something being done.

00:58:55For instance?

00:58:56Well, give out the life belts.

00:58:57Organize the boat drill.

00:58:59The clientele are requested to remain calm.

00:59:02To remain calm?

00:59:03Does the captain feel no central responsibility for the lives of his passengers?

00:59:06It's my opinion that the captain doesn't feel much of anything at the moment.

00:59:09Do you mean to say he's drunk?

00:59:11The fellow ought to be made to walk the plank.

00:59:13I'm afraid just now he cannot walk at all.

00:59:15This is outrageous.

00:59:16Oh, shut down, old man.

00:59:17What have you got to worry about?

00:59:18We're only adrift in an open sea where the drunken captain and engine is liable to explode at any moment.

00:59:23It's a perfectly ordinary situation.

00:59:25Happens every day.

00:59:26But just in case any of you are still at all anxious, let it be known that Mr. Chelm has taken charge in the engine room.

00:59:33Oh.

00:59:34Who's taken charge?

00:59:35Harry, and he'll fool it for sure.

00:59:37Shall I get out the hymn books?

00:59:39Your husband claims to have learned all about the engine and such things when he was an officer in the Royal Marines.

00:59:46If he ever was.

00:59:47In point of fact, not only was he an officer, but he once won a medal for jumping into a sea of fire to rescue someone.

00:59:54It's only a bit of wreckage and not a man, but that wasn't Harry's fault.

00:59:57Just a slight error in judgment.

00:59:59Oh, the lights, they come on.

01:00:04You must have fixed it.

01:00:06Impossible.

01:00:07The engines are turning.

01:00:08We are underway.

01:00:09I still say it's impossible.

01:00:13Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for a moment?

01:00:16I'm happy to inform you that the oil pump is now in perfect working condition.

01:00:20Putting it right was no great accomplishment for anyone with the slightest mechanical bent.

01:00:23Anyhow, we may now proceed without further delay and in absolute safety.

01:00:30Oh, Harry, you did.

01:00:31You did.

01:00:32You boozled it.

01:00:33What did you wreck my ship?

01:00:34Where is he?

01:00:35I'll tell you.

01:00:37Yes, it wasn't to you.

01:00:39There you are.

01:00:40You devil.

01:00:41You wreck my beautiful ship.

01:00:42Nothing of the sort.

01:00:43Some scallywag down there sabotaged my work out of pure manners.

01:00:47You explode my head in the cage.

01:00:48Keep your head down.

01:00:49Let's roll my head back.

01:00:50Little gentleman.

01:00:51Don't be mad at me.

01:00:52I understand how I can handle the project.

01:00:55What's up, Mr. Now?

01:00:56Do we get the life of best?

01:00:58Do we abandon the ship?

01:01:00There's no immediate danger.

01:01:02The passengers were pleased to return to the saloon.

01:01:04We're heading for the nearest port and there seems to be some chance of our making.

01:01:09Let's go.

01:01:14Come along.

01:01:17Now, who is last down?

01:01:19Last.

01:01:24Billy boy, be a good fellow and make a portrait bridge.

01:01:26The Major has no head for cards.

01:01:28A few rubbers will soothe all our nerves.

01:01:30Oh, thank you.

01:01:31I'll soothe mine with a double scotch.

01:01:33In fact, I think I'll make it a triple.

01:01:34No ice, no water.

01:01:35All right, sir.

01:01:36How about you, Pierre-Mr. Dadrubber?

01:01:38Little bridge?

01:01:39Oh, so sorry.

01:01:40I have the most fearful headache.

01:01:42I think I'll go to my cabin.

01:01:47Oh, what a shame.

01:01:49Well, boys, we'd have to make it cutthroat.

01:01:51What about Harry here?

01:01:52Maybe he'll take a hand.

01:01:54That, under the circumstances, is a most unsuitable suggestion.

01:01:57Gwendolyn, I must ask you to either move to another table or else leave the smoke.

01:02:01Oh, Harry, for heaven's sake.

01:02:03I don't care for my wife to associate with an associate of criminals.

01:02:06Don't be absurd.

01:02:07Billy's not a criminal.

01:02:08He's the best friend we have on this boat.

01:02:11We're not in need of such friends.

01:02:12You don't need any friends you can get.

01:02:14The only thing standing between you and a watery grave is your wits.

01:02:17That's not my idea of adequate protection.

01:02:20Uh, Purser, how much longer before this ship reaches port?

01:02:23If we ever do get to port, it should be within 14 or 15 hours.

01:02:27That's a long time.

01:02:28Sit down.

01:02:29Make yourself comfortable.

01:02:30Have a drink.

01:02:31Enjoy the Major's piano recital.

01:02:33Come on, Peterson.

01:02:34Buy us a drink.

01:02:35I'm afraid I can't accept hospitality from persons who I intend in a few hours' time

01:02:39to denounce in a place of justice.

01:02:41Two spades.

01:02:42I admire your sans-froid, Mr. Peterson.

01:02:45Or perhaps you don't think I'm serious.

01:02:47We shall see.

01:02:48State clubs.

01:02:50Gwendolyn, how are you going to do as I say?

01:02:52Not when you speak to me in that tone.

01:02:54Not when you try to order me about.

01:02:56In that case...

01:02:57Where are you going?

01:02:58On deck where the air is less polluted.

01:03:00Sir, four tonics.

01:03:01I think you'd better go after Harry.

01:03:02Why should I?

01:03:03If he's going to be so childish and unreasonable.

01:03:04Take my advice.

01:03:05Go to him.

01:03:06Stay with him.

01:03:07I suppose you think we should keep up appearances.

01:03:08The loyal wife at her husband's side.

01:03:09No really.

01:03:10I'm experiencing something that is rare and beautiful.

01:03:11Thou shall not take care of you.

01:03:12I think I'm going to take care of you.

01:03:13I'm going to take care of you.

01:03:14I'm going to take care of you.

01:03:15I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:16I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:17I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:18I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:19I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:20I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:21I'll go back to Harry.

01:03:22The loyal wife at her husband's side.

01:03:25No really.

01:03:26I'm experiencing something that is rare and beautiful.

01:03:29Thou shall not deny it.

01:03:30Either by word or by deed.

01:03:32I love you.

01:03:33Let the whole world know it.

01:03:35I love you.

01:03:36I love you.

01:03:37Keeping up appearances isn't exactly what I meant.

01:03:39Why do you want to send me tagging after Harry?

01:03:41He's being such a deadly bore tonight.

01:03:43Deadly, but not dead.

01:03:44Not yet.

01:03:45What do you mean?

01:03:47They killed one man just because they thought he might try to get in their way.

01:03:50Now, handsome Harry here is certain to blow the whole thing wide open.

01:03:53They killed a man?

01:03:55Really?

01:03:56Who?

01:03:57Just a man.

01:03:59Well, for all Harry's being too, too tiresome and my loving you to distraction, I still wouldn't want to see him done in.

01:04:08He has some perfectly darling traits, really.

01:04:11I mean, like always remembering one's birthday.

01:04:14No, we simply mustn't let anybody murder Harry.

01:04:17Keep him in your cabin.

01:04:18Never let him out of your sight.

01:04:19Keep him under lock and key.

01:04:20Oh, Billy.

01:04:21That awful music.

01:04:22It's so loud.

01:04:23It comes right into our cabin.

01:04:24Peterson, tell the lady to saw a peddler.

01:04:26While he's about it, he might change the tune.

01:04:27Oh, don't you like it?

01:04:28It's one of my favorites.

01:04:29I'm afraid he doesn't know any others.

01:04:30Do you, Jack?

01:04:31Oh.

01:04:32Major!

01:04:45Major!

01:04:48Major!

01:05:18Do I hear a lady screaming?

01:05:22One down.

01:05:26Captain!

01:05:28Captain!

01:05:44What happened?

01:05:46Oh, Billy, all that screaming.

01:05:48I thought someone had been killed.

01:05:49Someone nearly was.

01:05:50Indeed they were.

01:05:51Look at the Major.

01:05:52Better get a new act finished in the curtain going down on this one.

01:05:54Every time I turn my back, someone makes trouble.

01:05:56The passengers break the engine, they beat each other to feed,

01:05:59they throw each other overboard.

01:06:00That man attacked me.

01:06:01Hi, you!

01:06:02You again!

01:06:03If I struck him, it was in self-defense.

01:06:05He came sneaking up behind me and tried to run me through with his sword.

01:06:08It's not true!

01:06:09Well...

01:06:10It's no use, Billy.

01:06:11My trying to protect Harry any further.

01:06:14I may as well tell the whole truth.

01:06:17Captain, it grieves me to confess this.

01:06:20But in point of fact, my husband has an illness of the mind.

01:06:24The medical word for it is paranoia.

01:06:27On occasion, he displays homicidal tendencies.

01:06:30The psychiatrists say it's because he...

01:06:32he believes people are plotting against him.

01:06:34And so he strikes back and tries to kill them.

01:06:37Grandlin!

01:06:38For heaven's sake, woman!

01:06:39What's the meaning of this treachery?

01:06:41Believe it or not, Harry, I'm doing it for your own good.

01:06:43He knows!

01:06:44He saved my life!

01:06:45He'll tell the truth!

01:06:46I wouldn't contradict the lady.

01:06:48You like my ship!

01:06:49You're trying to kill the passengers!

01:06:50Because I know the same person on the ship!

01:06:51That's why you're all against me!

01:06:52Let me go!

01:06:53I'll kill the lot of you!

01:06:54I've warned you, Captain!

01:06:55Oh, Harry.

01:06:56It's awfully sad.

01:06:57We've tried everything to cure him.

01:06:58Take your hooligans off me!

01:06:59How dare you lay hands on me!

01:07:00You hooligans!

01:07:01I'll have you put in irons!

01:07:02You'll be the ones in irons!

01:07:03Good, good!

01:07:04We'll have no trouble from you!

01:07:05Scum!

01:07:06Mongols!

01:07:07I'll bring you the book!

01:07:08Every one of you!

01:07:09Every mad jack of you!

01:07:10After all, it was the only solution.

01:07:13Harry is safely locked in his cabin

01:07:15where those beastly men can't do him any harm.

01:07:18On the other hand, he can't say or do anything now

01:07:21to interfere with your making that fortune in the world.

01:07:23All right.

01:07:24Let's go!

01:07:25You're welcome.

01:07:26You're welcome.

01:07:27And you're welcome.

01:07:28You're welcome.

01:07:29Let me go.

01:07:30I'm welcome.

01:07:31I'm welcome.

01:07:32He can't say or do anything now to interfere with your making that fortune in Africa.

01:07:36I mean, the authorities would hardly listen to the ravings of a lunatic, would they?

01:07:40Well, they won't even let him off the boat.

01:07:43Well, in that case, he'll just have to stay shut up for a few weeks.

01:07:46It's a bit hard on the old boy, don't you think?

01:07:49Yes, but after you've amassed all those African millions, we'll make it up to him.

01:07:55We'll buy him a country place in Gloucestershire with...

01:07:58with some rough shooting and a trout stream like he's always wanted.

01:08:03Maria will marry him, perhaps.

01:08:05She seems to have a very real feeling for English country life.

01:08:09And everybody lives happily ever after.

01:08:12Especially us, Billy.

01:08:15Gloucestershire, everyone.

01:08:17What's going on?

01:08:19I believe, sir, that we're sinking.

01:08:21Gloucestershire, everybody.

01:08:23We're sinking.

01:08:26Harry!

01:08:28Harry, open the door!

01:08:29You've marked the ship sinking!

01:08:31And it's a pretty much of us!

01:08:33Let's go!

01:08:34Non-n'a-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!

01:08:35Oh no.

01:08:36Let's go!

01:08:37Ah!

01:08:38Oh no!

01:08:39Oh my God!

01:08:40You're doing that now!

01:08:41Look at this.

01:08:42That's all you!

01:08:43What's going on?

01:08:44You're doing that now, you're coming on your head!

01:08:46Oh!

01:08:47Oh, my God!

01:08:48The ship's of the ship!

01:08:49Oh, my God!

01:08:50Oh, my God!

01:08:51Oh, my God!

01:08:52Oh, my God!

01:08:53Come on, my God!

01:08:54You're coming on your head!

01:08:55Oh, my God!

01:08:56We're coming on your head there!

01:08:58I'm coming on my head!

01:08:59Get up! Get up! What are you going to do here?

01:09:03You're going to get out of here!

01:09:06Get up! Get up!

01:09:10Get up!

01:09:12Get up!

01:09:17Get up!

01:09:20Get up!

01:09:24Get up!

01:09:29Get down!

01:09:31Get up!

01:09:35Get up!

01:09:40Get up!

01:09:42Get up!

01:09:44Get up!

01:09:48Get up!

01:09:51We can't leave without finding out what's happened to Harry.

01:09:55Maybe we'll run across him out there.

01:09:57He's a strong swimmer, isn't he?

01:09:59I don't say we will, but it's possible, anything possible.

01:10:15Harry!

01:10:21Harry!

01:10:51Where do you suppose we are?

01:10:56Africa.

01:10:57What part of Africa?

01:10:58Yes, that's important.

01:10:59What part?

01:11:00Not a bad place to land.

01:11:01No customs.

01:11:02No forms to fill out.

01:11:03Tell us at once where we are.

01:11:04It's important, I know.

01:11:05You mean to say there are parts of the dark continent where you won't be received like the prodigal son?

01:11:09Allio.

01:11:10What's that?

01:11:11Allio.

01:11:12Allio.

01:11:13Allio.

01:11:14Better get down, everybody.

01:11:15Get rid of your passports, boys.

01:11:17Mrs. Chow, Billy Boy, my identity must remain a secret.

01:11:19Oh!

01:11:20Oh!

01:11:21Oh!

01:11:22Oh!

01:11:23Oh!

01:11:24Oh!

01:11:25Oh!

01:11:26Oh!

01:11:27Oh!

01:11:28Oh!

01:11:29Oh!

01:11:30Oh!

01:11:31Oh!

01:11:32Oh!

01:11:33Oh!

01:11:34Oh!

01:11:35Oh!

01:11:36Oh!

01:11:37Oh!

01:11:38Oh!

01:11:39Oh!

01:11:40Oh!

01:11:42Oh!

01:11:43Oh!

01:11:44Oh!

01:11:45Oh!

01:11:46Oh!

01:11:47Oh!

01:11:48Oh Craig!

01:11:49Oh!

01:11:50Oh!

01:11:51Oh!

01:11:53Ohah!

01:11:54Oh gosh!

01:11:55Oh.

01:11:56Oh oh!

01:11:58Oh!

01:12:01Oh!

01:12:06Oh my god.

01:12:09Oh yeah!

01:12:10Let's go for the battle.

01:12:17Alia, what's that?

01:12:19It was a company that sold arms to the Arab legions.

01:12:21Wait a minute, that rings a bell.

01:12:23Some of the equipment we sold was defective.

01:12:27Been too long under the water in the Gulf of Leyte.

01:12:30The Arabs claim they lost the war because of rusty guns and dud ammunition.

01:12:33For heaven's sake be quiet. If you go on like that, I'll be...

01:12:36I'll see you drawn and quartered.

01:12:40Come on!

01:12:42Come on!

01:12:43Come on!

01:12:44Come on!

01:12:45Come on!

01:12:46Come on!

01:12:47Come on!

01:12:48Come on!

01:12:49Come on!

01:12:50Come on!

01:12:51Come on!

01:12:52Come on!

01:12:53Come on!

01:12:55Come on!

01:12:56Come on!

01:12:57Come on!

01:12:58Come on!

01:12:59Are you going to allow them to bully you in this way?

01:13:02Why, it's simply...

01:13:03It's shocking.

01:13:05Harry wouldn't have let them do it.

01:13:07He had a sense of dignity.

01:13:09He had a sense of survival.

01:13:10Billy, what is going to happen?

01:13:12Do you think they will torture us?

01:13:14Just let them try it.

01:13:16I'm a British subject.

01:13:17I wouldn't say it too loud.

01:13:18We shipwreck.

01:13:19Big boat.

01:13:20Go down.

01:13:21Bottom ocean.

01:13:22We take...

01:13:23Little boat.

01:13:24Row all day.

01:13:25Row all night.

01:13:26Sam

01:13:28Sam?

01:13:29...

01:13:32We take...

01:13:33Little boat.

01:13:34Row all day.

01:13:35Row all night.

01:13:36we shipwreck big boat go down bottom ocean we take little boat row all day row all night

01:13:54there's only one way to deal with these swine walk up to them and kick them in the belly

01:13:59show them who's boss right away we sight land your land praise allah come ashore suddenly boom boom boom

01:14:11no good way treat shipwreck people you will please to hand over your passports

01:14:29there seem to be four mission will those who have not handed over their passports hold up their hands

01:14:49all left on board ship your excellency a terrifying experience an incompetent crew a burning ship

01:14:56put overboard in a small boat at dead of night what was the name of the lesson the ss nianga

01:15:01she's a portuguese ship i will investigate whether such a ship has been reported lost at sea

01:15:07well does it stand to reason your excellency we should come to the shore in a small boat if we'd

01:15:11not been shipwrecked our country is in a state of unrest oh i am sorry agents of certain foreign

01:15:18governments sometimes try to enter it by stealth hoping to find the flames of revolution therefore

01:15:27we track carefully on the activities of strangers surely your excellency in our case one look is

01:15:34sufficient to convince you of our innocence

01:15:52no one look is not enough

01:15:57if you think we're the enemies of your country the logical thing is to boot us out send us packing

01:16:07by the first available boat or train we shan't object we've got important business elsewhere where is

01:16:13elsewhere central africa and what sort of a business vacuum cleaners sewing machines ah yes

01:16:24businessmen all going to central africa to sell vacuum cleaners hut to hut i suppose

01:16:32and you said i take it as the head salesman the ringleader of his group

01:16:38oh no no group we met for the first time on board ship complete strangers to one another liar

01:16:46the others all look at you each time i ask a question i am a keen observer you four are together

01:16:53oh no my fat gutted friend i'm not the illiterate simple-minded native you're full enough to take me

01:16:59for i am a great man a serious man i spit on you too i spit on you and all your life off to the wrong

01:17:07star pigeon there's only one way to deal with these spines you'd better be careful my husband

01:17:17my late husband who was drowned in the niagara disaster happened to be one of the most important

01:17:21figures in the british government sir harry chelm in point of fact we had letters from the prime

01:17:27minister and the queen telling everybody to be particularly courteous to us and our friends

01:17:32so you see if any harm befalls us at your hands it will become a major international incident would you

01:17:39instruct that one that in my country a female sleeps may move but her words are not hurt harry harry

01:17:51if only you were here

01:17:52and now sir you will stop abusing my intelligence and tell me who you really are and what is your

01:18:01actual purpose in being here i'm a sick man i've got a bad heart i mustn't talk anymore you refuse to

01:18:07answer that is interesting it makes of it a contest a contest in a game at which we excel we of this

01:18:16country i've had a four thousand years experience in asking questions and getting answers who are you

01:18:26why are you here don't hit me again my heart i'm having an attack

01:18:46what was billy's led a thoroughly decadent life must say i thought he had more backbone than that

01:19:04backbone either you have it or you haven't you see the beating i took at the hands of that great ugly

01:19:10brute without even flinching billy was crazed with fear before they even made a finger on him

01:19:18tell me more about rita hayward you really know her very well do i know rita do i know her

01:19:25i'll give you a letter of introduction she'll fall an immediate victim to your charms you really think

01:19:31oh but certainly a man like you suave intelligent darkly handsome you have everything ahmed except

01:19:40money and if you listen to me a boat will be placed at our disposal a very slow boat so that fat guy's

01:19:47check will have plenty of time to clear and you will trust me for your share does one man of the world

01:19:53ask another to trust his own brother oh no ahmed you'll give me a check for half your demands are

01:20:00very great under the circumstances why shouldn't they be fatgut's my best friend i will not betray him

01:20:07cheaply you are certain that you are the friend of the peerless rita come come ahmed i'm back to business

01:20:16very well 50 50. oh uh by the way fatgut's nature is noble like ours you might try to bargain

01:20:23i do not bargain with a puff ball like that it's beneath my dignity it'll be dawn soon the correct

01:20:31hour for a firing squad but if we have him shot what about the money well i was just thinking that

01:20:37if he had a volley at the psychological moment he might not be so inclined to haggle i believe

01:20:43you must have arab blood westerners are not usually so subtle

01:20:53i don't want to see a doctor would you say that in paris among smart people the rolls-royce or the

01:21:15cadillac is considered more chic well that's no problem no problem at all the man in your position

01:21:23should have both mr donna rather i believe would like a word with you billy go down peterson

01:21:45uh uh i've been talking to walmart here and uh he's made the bomb

01:21:55blackmail

01:21:57blackmail

01:21:59blackmail

01:22:01blackmail

01:22:03blackmail

01:22:05blackmail

01:22:07blackmail

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01:22:40blackmail

01:22:41Bill!

01:22:42Bill!

01:22:43Bill!

01:22:44Look!

01:22:45Zidang!

01:22:46Stay away!

01:22:47Stay away!

01:22:48Stay away from my ship!

01:22:49If you try to come aboard, I will shoot you!

01:22:50I will shoot you!

01:22:51Get to my gun!

01:22:52Get to my gun!

01:22:53Give it to him!

01:22:54Maybe he'll shoot himself!

01:22:55My gun!

01:22:56My gun!

01:22:57My gun!

01:22:58My gun!

01:22:59Excuse me?

01:23:00Are you Mr. William Plathroth?

01:23:01That's right.

01:23:02I'd like to ask you a few questions, if I may.

01:23:04I'm sorry.

01:23:05Not much.

01:23:06You!

01:23:07Get to my gun!

01:23:08Get to my gun!

01:23:09Get to my gun!

01:23:10Give it to him.

01:23:11Maybe he'll shoot himself.

01:23:12My gun!

01:23:13My gun!

01:23:14My gun!

01:23:15Excuse me.

01:23:16Are you Mr. William Plathroth?

01:23:17That's right.

01:23:18I'd like to ask you a few questions, if I may.

01:23:20I'm sorry.

01:23:21Not much.

01:23:22I'm sorry.

01:23:23You're not serious.

01:23:24I'm sorry.

01:23:25I'm sorry.

01:23:26I'm sorry.

01:23:27you a few questions my man i'm sorry not now forgive me but it's rather important yes it

01:23:32always is i was a newspaper man myself once oh well you might quote me a saying that everybody

01:23:36was heroic except mr dan rather who ate all our boots very amusing but uh i'm not a reporter oh

01:23:43jack go to the phone make reservations the first plane to nairobi six seats yes and if they don't

01:23:48have any talk to the right man and tell him if he kicks out of people off the plane will make it

01:23:53worth his while i always said we ought to take a plane you remember i said that mr horror i said

01:23:57we ought to take a plane must dawdle billy boy great deal to do and not much time those of the other

01:24:02members of your party yes i'd like to talk to them too well what's it all about i believe you were

01:24:07acquainted with a mr van meer now deceased peterson you and the boys better come back down the gentleman

01:24:15here wants to speak to you with mr jack clayton of scotland yard you think you're right here or

01:24:20up his taste mr dan we'll have it here care to join us in a drink clayton no thanks it's a bit early

01:24:25in the day for me i read somewhere that a scotland yard man never accepts a drink from anyone he

01:24:30intends to arrest is that true mr clay quite true mrs danruther no i'm mrs chelm this is mrs danruther

01:24:39well how do you do well i wouldn't dream of alarming you lovely ladies so perhaps i have a glass of

01:24:44lovely after all peterson how do you do sir how do you do ravello and um mr o'hara o'hara julius o'hara

01:24:55if you like it no i'm the one to be delighted it had begun to look as though i'd never catch up with

01:24:59you people that would have been a bit embarrassing you see this is the first time i've ever been abroad

01:25:04on an investigation i've spent quite a lot of money and my chief can be very sarcastic about the money one

01:25:10spends particularly if you fail to deliver the goods mr clayton is presently interested in the

01:25:15van meyer murder case the van meyer murder case oh yes yes that fellow in the colonial office yes

01:25:21i read about that in the paper it was a shocking affair according to mr van meyer's appointment book

01:25:26mr peterson you had lunch with him at the savoy a few days before his death that's quite correct

01:25:32mr van meyer was an expert on african matters we wanted his advice about affairs in british east

01:25:38do you recall the subject under discussion vaguely a crop he owed the native labor situation

01:25:48how long do you know mr van meyer a couple of months we met half a dozen times did he ever make

01:25:53mention of any enemies business or otherwise did he say anything about romantic attachments

01:25:57i mean did he name any women no i should have been very surprised if he had done mr van meyer struck me

01:26:03as being every inch a gentleman oh of course of course well that's all unless somebody has anything

01:26:10further to add i have

01:26:18i think you ought to know that the business of one of these businessmen is murder

01:26:24i beg your pardon major ross i mean

01:26:27i can't guarantee major ross murdered this van meyer person i assure you however he attempted to murder

01:26:33my husband with a long thin dagger which he always carried about in what looked like an innocent swagger

01:26:39stick go on mrs cho you see major ross is employed by mr peterson there to do his dirty work one might

01:26:47say he's a professional killer my husband found out certain things about mr peterson things in point

01:26:53the fact that are a matter of empire involving as they do a plot to exploit our kingdom's uranium

01:26:58resources and that's why mr peterson decided to have him done away don't run away mr peterson that's

01:27:04always tantamount to a confession of guilt tantamount is what i call it more champagne clayton no thank you

01:27:23as i said before very smart fellows indeed

01:27:37should you ever think of me in earl's court that's where i'll be helping harry's parents with the

01:27:42lodges should you ever think of me try not to let it be too harshly you kids are too billy and tell her

01:27:52she's forgiven sure sure goodbye bye for mrs chelm just came on the ship's wireless oh by the way mr

01:28:07danrada do you know that your associates are all in whose gown oh not that i'm a bit surprised i put them

01:28:15down as thoroughly bad characters right off the bat but then there are so many bad characters nowadays

01:28:21take mine for instance hey he's alive

01:28:29oh

01:28:39oh

01:28:41oh

01:28:43Oh, this is the end.

01:29:10The end.

01:29:13The end.

01:29:14The end.

01:29:15The end.

01:29:16The end.

01:29:17The end.

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