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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:51Bye.
00:03:54I don't know.
00:04:24I don't know.
00:04:54It ain't workin'.
00:04:59It's layin' tiny pieces on the floor.
00:05:06Cause you left me to keep on thinkin', thinkin', thinkin' that I ain't worth anything at all.
00:05:22I open my heart to let you in.
00:05:29You always kept me wondering if I was your one and only guest.
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00:06:44Welcome to Coptop Donut Shop where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
00:06:48How can I help you?
00:06:49Yes.
00:06:50I have a pickup order for the mighty oak.
00:06:54Okay, so your order isn't quite ready yet?
00:06:56Will you pull around to the next window?
00:07:00Sorry for delay, sir. It'll be about five more minutes.
00:07:03This is outrageous!
00:07:05The entire purpose of ordering online is so that I do not have to wait!
00:07:11I understand that, sir, and I apologize. But if you'll just pull around...
00:07:14I will not pull around! My order has been placed!
00:07:19I can't have you hold up the line. You can come inside.
00:07:22Do you see the size of me? There is no door that can contain the mighty oak!
00:07:27I'm sorry, sir. I can't have you wait in the drive-thru.
00:07:30Hoorah, honk! At the mighty oak! Shanghai!
00:07:39Hey, what's up?
00:07:40Nothing. What's going on?
00:07:42Nothing's got up at work, hanging out.
00:07:45Hey, there's wrestling on tonight. You wanna come over or order some pizza?
00:07:50Sure, what time?
00:07:52Like, eight?
00:07:55Alright, let me shit and shower and I can head over in like 20 minutes. You need anything?
00:07:58No, I'm good.
00:08:10I thought you were the pizza.
00:08:12I'm not the pizza.
00:08:13You ordered already though?
00:08:19Yeah, should be here soon.
00:08:20Alright, well let me go back out and smoke real quick then.
00:08:22Really? You gotta get high just so you can eat?
00:08:24Yeah man, I got an appetite problem from the stress thing.
00:08:27Alright, whatever. Just hurry up. You should be here in a minute.
00:08:29You don't have like a track wrap or whatever?
00:08:31I don't know man, just fucking smoke.
00:08:33Oh hey, what's up?
00:08:34Hey, nice shirt.
00:08:37Oh thanks. You like pork and roundy?
00:08:39Yeah, that shit's funny.
00:08:41You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:44I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself.
00:08:46Oh me neither.
00:08:49But, I'm probably more of a round hound.
00:08:52But, I'm mostly a mighty oak kind of guy.
00:08:56Oh, me too dude.
00:08:57Who there?
00:09:01What the fuck is going on out here?
00:09:03You Ivan?
00:09:13So why were you talking to the pizza guy?
00:09:15Oh, he commented on my shirt.
00:09:17Oh, that stupid fucking show.
00:09:19It's not stupid.
00:09:21It's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:25Wow, it is not a talking pig and basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time.
00:09:30It's a talking pig and basketball that work in a donut shop.
00:09:32Oh yeah, okay. That's way less fucking dumb.
00:09:35Yeah, I smoke weed sometimes.
00:09:36It's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes.
00:09:39It may not be stoner jokes, but it's definitely stoner humor.
00:09:42I don't know what that means.
00:09:43It's surreal and absurd.
00:09:45Why? Because they have a talking tree and a tomato?
00:09:49You've heard of fucking Alice in Wonderland?
00:09:51You're saying pork run around is Alice in Wonderland.
00:09:53I'm saying Alice in Wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense.
00:09:56Like the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves.
00:10:00You can still project commentary onto them and like make your comments via the absurdity.
00:10:05So they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole?
00:10:13Inflamed butthole? Where do you get this shit, man? Yeah.
00:10:16There's satire, parody, social commentary, and sure, some fart jokes too.
00:10:19But they've even made comments about that.
00:10:22Dude, just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show doesn't make the writing any less shitty.
00:10:29In fact, it's kind of like a slap in the face. Like, they're aware of how much they suck.
00:10:35You just don't get it.
00:10:36What is there to get?
00:10:38I'm sorry. It's not your style.
00:10:40Yeah, I guess crap isn't my style.
00:10:43Sorry they can't all be in the line of duty.
00:10:46Are you gonna sit there and tell me that's not a great show?
00:10:49It's fine. It's a good show.
00:10:51Yeah, it's considered one of the best of all time.
00:10:53Yeah, it's considered a really good show, but it's the only series you've ever seen.
00:10:58Yeah, but it's the best one.
00:11:00Yeah, but your opinion on best is irrelevant. You have no frame of reference.
00:11:03Yeah, but it's considered really good.
00:11:06Yeah, it's basically universally acclaimed as one of the great early prestige shows.
00:11:09But again, you wouldn't know the difference.
00:11:12And even if it wasn't critically acclaimed, you'd still be defending it like it was the greatest show of all time.
00:11:16You're only using critical acclaim in this single instance to justify your opinion.
00:11:21Yeah, I'm using facts to back up my opinion, thus making it a fact.
00:11:26We gotta change the fucking subject. I have to stop talking to you.
00:11:29We gotta fucking- I'm supposed to come over here to relax after work.
00:11:33What relax? I thought you work from home now.
00:11:35I do, but it's still stressful.
00:11:36How can that be stressful? You don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day.
00:11:40Oh no. I'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day.
00:11:43Now I'm just limited in what I can do about it.
00:11:45Oh, that's a shame.
00:11:47Isn't it still better though? Working from home?
00:11:49Yeah, it's better. It still sucks ass.
00:11:52But it's better.
00:11:54I've just been fucking really stressed out lately and I don't know what the fuck to do about it.
00:11:57Dude, that reminds me. A guy at work gave me some mushrooms. You should totally do some with me.
00:12:02I don't know man, I've never done no fucking mushrooms.
00:12:04Perfect time to start?
00:12:06No, I don't think so.
00:12:08Oh, I'm sorry. You only take legal drugs.
00:12:11It's not a matter of legality, it's a matter of health and safety.
00:12:14What fucking health and safety?
00:12:16You drink beer, you smoke weed, you eat junk food all the time.
00:12:19Yeah, but those things aren't gonna kill me tonight.
00:12:22If you go drinking and driving.
00:12:24Okay, yeah, sure. But if I go drinking and driving, I made a choice. The alcohol didn't kill me, I killed me.
00:12:29I'm not gonna put something on my body if I have no fucking clue what it's gonna do to me.
00:12:32Dude, they're just mushrooms, you'll be alright.
00:12:35I know they're just mushrooms. I've thought about taking mushrooms. I'm still afraid of them.
00:12:40It's nothing to be afraid of man, you'll be alright.
00:12:43Yeah, you say that, but it's still fucking with your brain.
00:12:45Yeah, but it's not like acid, and you're not gonna freak out.
00:12:50Shit will get all wavy, you'll lose track of time, you'll laugh a lot.
00:12:54It's kinda like smoking weed.
00:12:56And you don't even gotta start with a bunch at one time. I'm just microdosing.
00:13:00Yeah, I thought about that. Is that what you're doing?
00:13:02Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
00:13:04First night though, I ate like an entire eighth. Just had to make sure they were legit.
00:13:08They're pretty legit?
00:13:09Oh, they're legit. They're not psilocybin though, they're similar, but...
00:13:13They're something different.
00:13:16Alright, well, what kind of mushrooms are they? I'll look them up.
00:13:19Oh, I don't know what they're called, but they're pretty much the same thing.
00:13:23I don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are. I don't know man, I'm not gonna...
00:13:26I'm more just gonna fuck with my anxiety.
00:13:28No, dude, it'll actually help with their anxiety.
00:13:31It's like a cure-all. Anxiety, depression, PTSD, whatever you got, it'll make that shit feel better.
00:13:36If it was a cure-all, everyone would be doing it.
00:13:40Dude, everybody is doing it.
00:13:42Besides, the pharmaceutical companies, they wanna keep this shit illegal.
00:13:47Keep selling you their bullshit drugs.
00:13:49If it was a cure-all, the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it.
00:13:52Why would they wanna market something that's actually gonna make you feel better?
00:13:55They wanna keep you sick. Keep you addicted to their pills.
00:13:58Weed is still illegal.
00:14:01But there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe nationwide called Dranabinol.
00:14:06This has no side effects.
00:14:08There are no side effects because it's all natural.
00:14:11All those pills, they have side effects.
00:14:14You know why?
00:14:15To sell you more pills?
00:14:16To sell you more fucking pills.
00:14:18You take pills.
00:14:20Yeah, I take pills.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:24Regardless of what you say, and certainly not because of it.
00:14:33Might be down to try the mushrooms.
00:14:35Fuck yeah, you might be.
00:14:37Alright.
00:14:38So I'm just gonna chop these bad boys up into tiny little chunks.
00:14:43So what exactly is the dose?
00:14:46Hmm.
00:14:47It's approximately...
00:14:50That much.
00:14:51One chunk.
00:14:53Yeah, but how much is that?
00:14:55It's a fucking chunk, man.
00:14:57It's a mushroom. It's not gonna be a meter dose.
00:14:59Well, that's for inhalers, so of course not.
00:15:01Look, dude.
00:15:02The whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom consistently.
00:15:06For a couple of weeks.
00:15:08You're gonna start to feel like you have more energy.
00:15:10You're feeling more positive.
00:15:12You'll fucking shit better.
00:15:14Everything.
00:15:15Fucking colors will look brighter.
00:15:17What about negative effects?
00:15:19None.
00:15:21Fucking judge of that.
00:15:25How long do I have to take it?
00:15:27Just take one every day.
00:15:28Consistently.
00:15:29For a couple of weeks.
00:15:31After that, you should be pretty good for a while.
00:15:34How long is a while? Why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:37Because it's a fucking plant, man.
00:15:39It comes from the ground.
00:15:40Results may vary.
00:15:42I'll probably just keep taking them as long as my guy can keep getting them.
00:15:45Is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:49But I take Kratom every day.
00:15:51Adderall.
00:15:52Whatever's gonna get me going.
00:15:54It's probably fine.
00:15:56I don't really give a shit.
00:15:58So what do I do? Just eat one?
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:00Yeah, you should eat one now.
00:16:02Take the rest home.
00:16:03Throw them in the freezer.
00:16:04Take one out and eat it every day.
00:16:10I don't know, man.
00:16:12Are they gross?
00:16:13Do you like mushrooms?
00:16:14No.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16Then they're fucking gross.
00:16:17Just chew it up real quick.
00:16:18Chuck a beer afterwards.
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:26Here we go.
00:16:28Diadio so manana.
00:16:30Haggadagga.
00:16:32Haggadagga.
00:16:45I bet you wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing.
00:16:47See about that.
00:16:51Until then, you wanna drink some beer and watch some wrestling?
00:17:17I'm gonna drink some beer.
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00:17:43So, let's go.
00:18:13Look at it, there's shit in there, eating that fucking branch.
00:18:31Hey, can't have outside food in here.
00:18:38It's not food.
00:18:41It's a fucking branch.
00:18:42Well, you're eating it, so what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker, this is all I can eat.
00:18:48Don't give me that shit, with your milk drinking ass, we sell salads.
00:18:52First of all, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch.
00:18:57Second of all, fuck you.
00:19:01You know what, I'm gonna fake this shit.
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't throw that branch back in the fucking forest where it belongs, I'm
00:19:07gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:19:08Excuse me?
00:19:10This branch is part of my culture.
00:19:13Are you fucking kidding me?
00:19:14Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:18I don't see it.
00:19:20But I sure as shit smell it.
00:19:23Bitch!
00:19:24Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:26Hey, I'll cause him like I sees him.
00:19:28I'll tell you what, after I eat these leaves, I'll show this branch so far up your fucking
00:19:34ass, you'll be having a luau tonight.
00:19:36See?
00:19:36Now it's fucked up.
00:19:38Now it's appropriation.
00:19:39You're threatening physical violence?
00:19:40It's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch.
00:19:44Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing.
00:19:46She's so crazy.
00:19:47I don't know, man.
00:19:48What the hell's going on out here?
00:20:18She's so crazy.
00:20:48So, let's get started.
00:21:18Fuck.
00:21:20Sorry I'm late.
00:21:25I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay.
00:21:28It was just a couple minutes.
00:21:30Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so.
00:21:33Not really.
00:21:34Not that I can remember.
00:21:35Must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:39So, what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:44I don't know.
00:21:46Nothing around my mind.
00:21:47I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh, well, I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy.
00:21:56I just, um...
00:21:59I was brushing my teeth and then when I turned to leave the bathroom I ran into like this...
00:22:04ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:06And then I, uh...
00:22:07And then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was like right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:14I don't think so.
00:22:15Not that I can remember.
00:22:16I don't really have nightmares though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:21Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:23No, not really.
00:22:24So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream?
00:22:30Or a nightmare?
00:22:32I don't know.
00:22:34I don't know.
00:22:35I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well...
00:22:43I mean, maybe.
00:22:47What?
00:22:53Well...
00:22:55For the past two days I started, uh...
00:23:00microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days.
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay.
00:23:10Yes, but just like little tiny pieces.
00:23:12Just like one a day.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16Well...
00:23:18It is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:22Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think I should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:31But...
00:23:34I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that there are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:44But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:49Yeah, I know. I understand.
00:23:51Still gonna try them.
00:23:53I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:05Um...
00:24:06I guess I'm hoping that they're gonna get rid of my anxiety.
00:24:12Or at least help with it.
00:24:15Just be careful.
00:24:17And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:23How has your anxiety been generally?
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:25I mean, it was better but not like 100% better, right?
00:24:28Like I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago but...
00:24:38I don't know.
00:24:41Lately I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:47Like not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:50Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:53When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:56It's been a few weeks.
00:24:59Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms.
00:25:04But I do want you to cut back on your drinking.
00:25:06And I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:09I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:11That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's gonna make you feel better.
00:25:15Look, there's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating.
00:25:23And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby, or a vice, or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:33You do.
00:25:35And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones when in times of increased stress.
00:25:53You do.
00:25:55You do.
00:25:56You do.
00:25:57You do.
00:25:58You do.
00:25:59You do.
00:26:00You do.
00:26:01So you.
00:26:02You're going to give me some of your more healthy ones.
00:26:05You're waiting.
00:26:19I'm going to step up.
00:26:21So I can get the milk and reduce your heat.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:52All right.
00:27:22All right.
00:27:52All right.
00:27:53All right.
00:27:54All right.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:57All right.
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:01Painting.
00:28:02Um...
00:28:03What's up?
00:28:04Nothing.
00:28:05You want to come over?
00:28:06Play some video games or something?
00:28:08Yeah, I guess.
00:28:09Uh...
00:28:10What time?
00:28:11I don't know, man.
00:28:13Whatever.
00:28:14I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18I'll head over.
00:28:19All right.
00:28:20All right.
00:28:21All right.
00:28:22All right.
00:28:23All right.
00:28:24How long have you been out here?
00:28:26I don't know.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:28Are you hungry?
00:28:29I'm not...
00:28:30I'm not...
00:28:31Not hungry.
00:28:32Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:33It's, uh...
00:28:34Augmented reality.
00:28:35I don't know what that means.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37So, like...
00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:39How long have you been out here?
00:28:40I don't know.
00:28:41Are you hungry?
00:28:42I'm not...
00:28:43Not hungry.
00:28:44Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:45It's, uh...
00:28:46Augmented reality.
00:28:47I don't know what that means.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:49So, like...
00:28:50You know what virtual reality is.
00:28:51Right.
00:28:52It's, like, a virtual reality.
00:28:53Well, it's this augmented reality.
00:28:54So, like, you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it
00:29:03or augment it in real time.
00:29:06It's mostly used for, like...
00:29:08I don't know.
00:29:09I don't know.
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:11I don't know.
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:13I don't know.
00:29:14I don't know.
00:29:15I don't know.
00:29:16I don't know.
00:29:17I don't know.
00:29:18I don't know.
00:29:19It's mostly used for, like, mobile games or, like, furniture stores.
00:29:24So, AR is something for furniture-based mobile games?
00:29:29No.
00:29:30Um...
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32So, you hold up your camera and you, like, see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's, like, a ghost there or something.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:39Never mind.
00:29:40Uh...
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:42So, the couch.
00:29:43So, you have a couch and you see it in the space and you can move the camera around
00:29:46and that the couch will, like, stick to the 3D space if it's actually there.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51And that's what AR is.
00:29:52It's fucking dumb.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54Well, that's, like, not all I can do.
00:29:55Um...
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57So, say we all wear AR glasses all the time.
00:30:01Like, AR goggles.
00:30:02Right.
00:30:03So, then you'll create, like, your avatar.
00:30:04Like, the way you're gonna look in the game or in the world or whatever.
00:30:07And your friends will all do it, too.
00:30:08So, then you could, like, meet up with your friends from, like, Argentina or Japan or whatever
00:30:12and you could talk to them and they'll be, like, they're sitting in the same room with
00:30:15you.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17Yeah, that's kind of cool, I guess.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19And it's, you know, it's used for, like, virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events,
00:30:23things like that.
00:30:24Real life gaming, social networking, like, that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:28All right.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:31Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:30:32There's some shitty stuff that can happen there, too.
00:30:33Like what?
00:30:34Well, I mean, like, other than the obvious.
00:30:36Yeah, other than the obvious, okay.
00:30:39So, say you're wearing your AR glasses all day, like, walking on the street in the real
00:30:43world and, like, I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:48So, anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to, like, a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or, like, turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:58So, anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can, like, narrow your view
00:31:03in that way.
00:31:04I don't know.
00:31:05That's kind of already a problem, though, isn't it?
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:08This will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:11I'm not sure how I feel like that.
00:31:14Yeah, no shit.
00:31:15All right, think about it this way.
00:31:16So, like, all these companies have, like, all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:18So, imagine they just want to make an app that, like, puts all your public data out
00:31:21there.
00:31:22Nothing crazy.
00:31:23Just, like, your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh, dude.
00:31:30People are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34This makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:38Fuck.
00:31:42This is why we have to do something.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:46Oh, no, I'm just...
00:31:47I mean, like, if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of themselves.
00:31:53I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:05and best.
00:32:06You haven't made it this far.
00:32:08Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:10Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, maybe.
00:32:15Maybe not.
00:32:17Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:21All right, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not, like, sick or anything.
00:32:26But, uh, you know, I haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:31It's only been, like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that.
00:32:34I think you'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Cool.
00:32:38But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:32:43Wait why do that?
00:32:44I can't see it, I can't see it.
00:32:46But, uh, I don't know.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48But, uh, I think we can do that.
00:32:49I might be doing that.
00:32:50Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:52Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:55Bye.
00:32:56Bye.
00:32:57Bye.
00:32:58Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:33:00Bye.
00:33:02Bye.
00:33:03Bye.
00:33:05Bye.
00:33:06Bye.
00:33:08Bye.
00:33:09Bye.
00:33:10Bye.
00:33:11Bye.
00:33:12Bye.
00:34:43Pugger!
00:34:53Pugger!
00:34:55Pugger!
00:34:58Pugger!
00:35:00Pugger!
00:35:04Pugger!
00:35:08Man, that's real knee-slipper.
00:35:10It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh, fuck.
00:35:14How does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up.
00:35:15Would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure, yeah.
00:35:17You want me to blow you?
00:35:21Being real, Porco.
00:35:22Seriously.
00:35:23Fuck.
00:35:24Was it a woman?
00:35:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:28Porco, you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump.
00:35:34You have a pump?
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:38Oh, dude, fuck.
00:35:38Porco, I swear to fucking God, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:44Maybe.
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:52I don't know.
00:35:53I don't know.
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:53I don't know.
00:36:55Fucking eat it.
00:36:57Might as well.
00:36:59Be careful.
00:37:26Why?
00:37:28Because it's not too late.
00:37:30Too late for what?
00:37:32To stop them.
00:37:34So who from what?
00:37:36I don't know.
00:37:38I don't know.
00:37:40I don't know.
00:37:42I don't know.
00:37:44I don't know.
00:37:50I don't know.
00:37:52I don't know.
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:56I don't know.
00:37:58I don't know.
00:38:00I don't know.
00:38:02I don't know.
00:38:04I don't know.
00:38:12I don't know.
00:38:14I don't know.
00:38:16All right, just Thursday night
00:38:21like to show you what?
00:38:25Dang.
00:38:26My app is ahead.
00:38:28I'm so excited.
00:38:31Okay, great.
00:38:36See you later.
00:38:38strangling pan
00:40:42Hey, Ig.
00:40:56Just calling to see what's going on, man.
00:40:58I know you're off today, so give me a call.
00:41:01Later.
00:41:01Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right.
00:41:21Coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:42:09Hey, what's up?
00:42:13Hey, what's going on?
00:42:15Nothing. You call me, what's up?
00:42:17Oh, you call me. What's going on?
00:42:20No, nothing. Just calling back. I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:23Okay, well, what's going on?
00:42:26Nothing. I was just painting. What's up?
00:42:30I'm actually driving. Hey, I'm close by. Want to pick you up? I gotta do a couple things.
00:42:36Yeah, sure, I guess.
00:42:38So you feeling it yet?
00:42:40I don't know. I mean, I guess. Like, today I feel great.
00:42:43I ain't even fucking smoking. I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man. After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:55Anything weird happen?
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know. Like any weird dreams?
00:43:00Weird dreams? No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:06Insomnia.
00:43:08Sleep apnea.
00:43:09Sleep paralysis.
00:43:11But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:13I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn. It's awesome.
00:43:17Why? You been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:20Yeah, I mean, I guess. They're just dreams. It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:29But, uh, I don't know. Maybe I've also been here and stuff?
00:43:35Hmm. That could be normal. I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:40Probably just getting some, uh, some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:44But what are we talking about here? An indiscernible rustling? A beep? Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but like, yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I'll hear something in the other room.
00:43:58Or, like, maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room.
00:44:01Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man. It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:05Yeah, I know, but I don't feel high. It's different.
00:44:10It's supposed to be different, you know? I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:16And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:19Are you about to tell me to trust the mushrooms?
00:44:22No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25Alright, give me a minute. I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:35Really, man? I wasn't even there that long.
00:45:03You wanna get some coffee or something?
00:45:05Yeah, that sounds good.
00:45:07Thanks, man. What else you got going on?
00:45:09Nothing, really. I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up,
00:45:14but he just texted me and said he's not home or something. I don't know.
00:45:17You wanna get fucked up?
00:45:19You know I do. I really do.
00:45:21But, um, I don't know, I feel good for once.
00:45:24Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover.
00:45:26See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems.
00:45:29Mmm. It's probably a good idea.
00:45:31Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered.
00:45:35I mean, I'll probably get high and have a couple beers.
00:45:37That's not a big deal.
00:45:39You don't think it's gonna get any worse, do you?
00:45:42What?
00:45:43Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:45Nah, man. If anything, it's gonna get better.
00:45:49Much, much better.
00:45:51That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:59Mmm, that's a good question.
00:46:01You know what? Just give it like three more days. I think you're right there.
00:46:05Right where?
00:46:07Right on the precipice.
00:46:09The precipice of what?
00:46:11Of becoming and being.
00:46:15The precipice of what?
00:47:02Hey, what's shaking, butterbeen?
00:47:27You want to rip this bowl?
00:47:28Fuck you.
00:47:29Give me a second.
00:47:30What the hell are you doing?
00:47:31I'm selling some stuff online.
00:47:33What kind of stuff, man?
00:47:33We got no stuff.
00:47:34I have stuff.
00:47:35I sold a couple old records, some comic books, t-shirts.
00:47:38I didn't know you had any comic books.
00:47:40Me neither.
00:47:40I found them in the closet.
00:47:41Motherfucker, those are mine!
00:47:43Oh, no wonder.
00:47:44Well, selling pretty good.
00:47:45Man, you piece of shit.
00:47:46What else you got for sale on there?
00:47:47Nothing really.
00:47:48Just like some socks or whatever.
00:47:49Use basketball!
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52Now, I see how you might take this the wrong way.
00:47:54It's a fucking picture of me!
00:47:56Well, yeah, but it's not what it looks like.
00:47:57It looks like you want to sell me to some motherfucker on the internet.
00:47:59Okay, well, then, yeah, that's exactly what it looks like.
00:48:05Now, come here.
00:48:06I don't care to you.
00:48:07I don't care to you.
00:48:37I don't care to you.
00:49:07I don't care to you.
00:49:37I don't care to you.
00:50:07Here is the first half of the egg.
00:50:15The egg has been chopped.
00:50:21The egg has been chopped.
00:50:25The egg has been chopped.
00:50:29The egg has been chopped.
00:50:35All right, let's go.
00:51:05I don't know.
00:51:35I don't know.
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:35I don't know.
00:53:05I don't know.
00:53:35I don't know.
00:53:45I don't know.
00:53:46I don't know.
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:48I don't know.
00:53:49I don't know.
00:53:50Can I help you?
00:53:51I certainly hope so.
00:53:53I've traveled an awful long way to see you.
00:53:55Oh yeah?
00:53:56Why is that?
00:53:57You don't recognize me.
00:53:59No.
00:54:00Should I?
00:54:01I'm Agent Green.
00:54:02I'm Agent Green.
00:54:03But I guess if you weren't expecting me...
00:54:07No.
00:54:08I wasn't expecting you.
00:54:10I don't know who the fuck you are.
00:54:11What do you want?
00:54:12You don't have a message for me.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:16It's time for you to go.
00:54:18So sorry to have bothered you.
00:54:20I'm sure you're a busy man.
00:54:24A well-oiled machine like yourself.
00:54:31What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:54:33Can I ask just one question before I go?
00:54:36Sure what?
00:54:38Are you in control?
00:54:40What?
00:54:42You should take my card.
00:55:10So what would you like to talk about today?
00:55:11I guess the mushrooms.
00:55:13You're still taking them.
00:55:14Have you had any more strange dreams?
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:21Would you like to tell me about them?
00:55:22No.
00:55:25That's okay.
00:55:26You don't have to tell me about them.
00:55:31Can you tell me why you don't want to tell me about them?
00:55:36They're too real.
00:55:39How do you know you're dreaming?
00:55:40I wake up.
00:55:43So they're pretty vivid dreams, huh?
00:55:47Incredibly vivid.
00:55:49And like...
00:55:52I don't know, maybe sometimes I wake up and I don't even realize I'd fall asleep.
00:55:55What do you mean?
00:55:56Do you lose time?
00:55:57I don't know if I lost time, but...
00:56:00It's like when you wake up from an unexpected nap, completely disoriented.
00:56:03You don't know where you are or what time it is.
00:56:06And then you start to remember.
00:56:10It's kind of been like that.
00:56:12And then with the dreams being so vivid, it...
00:56:15It's just been scary.
00:56:17I don't know.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:21I want you to do two things.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:24What do I have to do?
00:56:25First, I want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:56:28See if the nightmares clear up.
00:56:29Okay.
00:56:32I think I can do that.
00:56:34And then I want you to write a note in your phone.
00:56:38Write in it every two hours.
00:56:40Just set an alarm for every two hours.
00:56:43And then add to the note.
00:56:44And if you wake up and you don't know where you are, you just check the time and see if you made all your checks.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:50I think I can do that.
00:56:56I...
00:56:57I do want to talk to you about the dreams a little bit.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05I'll try.
00:57:07Have you been confronted with yourself in any of these dreams?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13How'd you know that?
00:57:14Are you familiar with Young's theory of the shadow self?
00:57:18No.
00:57:20Well, his theory is that the negative parts of our personality that we don't want to see, we shove them down into our subconscious, into the most primal parts of our brain.
00:57:31So our fears, our anxieties, dark fantasies, greed, anything that we might see as negative in another person.
00:57:40Only if we don't confront these feelings, we run the risk of falling victim to them.
00:57:46So the idea is that we need to integrate these negative parts of our personalities into ourselves and accept that anger, sadness, fear, anxiety, these are all natural feelings.
00:57:57And once we learn to do that, we can address what's causing these problems rather than feeling guilty about having the feelings in the first place.
00:58:06So you think it's possible that these dreams are a manifestation of my shadow self because I'm not dealing with my anxiety?
00:58:18I'm saying that's a possibility, yeah.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:22You can also start to write a dream diary and we can talk about it in your next session.
00:58:28Or not.
00:58:32I can tell these haven't been pleasant experiences for you and I don't want to make you relive them if you don't have to.
00:58:37But they're only dreams.
00:58:40And even if they are hallucinations, and I understand that those can be very frightening, but when you understand that these feelings and these images are only in your mind, you can confront them the same way you can learn to confront your anxiety.
00:58:53You tell yourself, yes, I am feeling anxious.
00:58:58Yes, I am feeling scared.
00:59:00And that's okay.
00:59:02It's okay to have these feelings.
00:59:04They will pass.
00:59:07Our bodies have these triggers for a reason.
00:59:09And when we learn to accept the symptoms, you can address what causes them and you can tell yourself, these things aren't going to hurt you.
00:59:18You aren't in immediate danger.
00:59:20Then you can start to live with the anxiety and hopefully the nightmares will go away as well.
00:59:29Well, that all sounds great in theory.
00:59:33I understand it sounds like a lot of homework.
00:59:36And you don't have to do it all at once.
00:59:38First, I just want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:59:41Do you think you can at least do that?
00:59:44I think I could probably do that.
00:59:50I thought I'd love to do it all at once.
00:59:51I think I'm not feeling anxious.
00:59:52There's a letter and I think I can see.
00:59:53There's a letter here.
00:59:54I think I should get a letter here.
00:59:55I think I'm feeling nervous.
00:59:56I think I don't need to be able to do it all at once.
00:59:57I think I'm having a little bit more of my time.
00:59:59I'll be turning off my eastern side of the house.
01:00:00I don't need to hold on the back then.
01:00:01And now I'm feeling me.
01:00:02Please don't mind.
01:00:03I'm feeling nervous.
01:00:05You can't feel anything.
01:00:07I just want you to hang out on when you're in a little house.
01:00:09But if you're in the middle, I'm thinking it's going to be a little house,
01:00:13I'll be able to jump out some of the doors.
01:00:14you know you can get the door yeah you know you can get the door yeah but i'm doing something oh
01:00:30and i'm not you're watching tv and you're right by the door i'm watching a movie and so what
01:00:36it's not for me anyway well i can see they didn't order food so you know it's not for you exactly
01:00:40do you have a moment to talk about corn god i don't he's not any worse for you than normal god
01:00:53sorry i gotta go just because faith in him is processed differently doesn't mean your soul
01:01:00reacts any differently to him no thanks man
01:01:03told you was it for me i don't even like corn yes you do yeah i do fat fuck man that agent green
01:01:15sure is a well-owned machine he likes to keep his chassis clean it's a clean machine yeah that's what
01:01:22i read do you think he's ready it's our job to make him ready
01:01:31the cage and celebration that amorphous had just begun
01:01:43we are alive
01:01:47born in the dark
01:01:55rumors of the so-called son
01:01:57and of its light
01:02:01it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's
01:02:31hey buddy what the fuck are you well I'm a teratoma like a tumor with hair and teeth yeah
01:02:50and eyes and a mouth and vocal cords come on that's fucking ludicrous then what am I
01:02:57well you can't be real this you're either a dream or a hallucination so you think this is a dream
01:03:05it would have to be okay then change something all right like what I don't know make me go away
01:03:13okay um I don't believe in you you're just a fucking figment of my imagination go away
01:03:22am I still here yeah why won't you believe me because you're a figment of my imagination
01:03:32okay fine you're a tumor
01:03:34why are you sending it are you an old twin that I absorbed let's say I'm not what I say I am
01:03:43then what am I I don't know some kind of uh mix of like a distorted view of myself and like a
01:03:53depiction of my messed up guts and stuff because how shitty I eat okay so you think I'm some sort
01:04:00of manifestation of your poor health in a dream or a hallucination yeah yeah I think that's probably
01:04:09what you are why what do you think you are why would you ask me what information could I possibly
01:04:23have if I'm just a figment of your imagination okay well let's say you're not a figment of my
01:04:33imagination what would you think you are if I wasn't a figment of your imagination well well I
01:04:41don't know I guess I could be a lot of things like you said I could be a manifestation of your stress
01:04:47and anxiety mounting health problems it's possible I could be an alien spore growing inside of you that
01:04:55you pulled out like an invasion of the body snatchers type thing yeah is that what you think you
01:05:01are no then what do you think you are I don't know I just know you pulled me out of your fucking
01:05:08head and here I am so I might be a dream or a hallucination from the mushrooms from your poor
01:05:15health lack of fresh air all the pollutants and toxins in the air so what are you implying that since
01:05:22I've been working at home all this fucking time there's chemicals in here that are making me sick is
01:05:25that what you're saying no I'm not saying that I'm just saying don't blame the mushrooms I'm just
01:05:31saying there are other things that might possibly be at play I think that's a fucking stretch maybe
01:05:37yeah did you know that acetone can erase your memory did you know that no like when people have paint
01:05:46well imagine inhaling that same stuff little by little over a long period of time imagine the
01:05:53long-term effects which what are you saying that you're some kind of acetone hallucination
01:05:58no I'm not saying that I'm not saying that at all I'm just saying ask hell ask Ivan did they have
01:06:06these fucked up dreams when they took the mushroom well so what just because nothing happened to them
01:06:10doesn't mean shit what about bad trips what if I have some kind of undiagnosed mental disorder you
01:06:14know maybe I'm bipolar or maybe I have early signs of schizophrenia there you go why are you blaming it
01:06:20on the mushrooms when you have schizophrenia I'm not saying I have schizophrenia I'm just saying
01:06:24different things affect people differently so don't say it's not the fucking mushrooms okay you know
01:06:29I could find out just stop taking them okay is that what you're gonna do I don't know first I have to
01:06:37wake up from this fucking dream okay I tell you what why don't you just leave this bathroom and see
01:06:44if it's a dream just go about your day and see if I'm real you tell me when you wake up yeah
01:06:50that is what I'm gonna do don't try to fucking scare me I'm gonna wake up as soon as I walk out of
01:06:56this fucking bathroom I'm gonna walk out of here some other kind of weird shit's gonna fucking happen
01:07:00see you are a fucking dream you're trying to give me the fucking runaround don't scare me
01:07:20you're a fucking dream you're trying to give me the fucking dream you're trying to give me the fucking
01:08:15Hey, what's up?
01:08:27Nothing.
01:08:28It's been a couple days.
01:08:29What's going on?
01:08:33Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:41So what's up, man?
01:08:43You been all fucked up or what?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like, going out of my mind?
01:08:50Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:56I don't know about supposed to, but yeah, it happened with me the first few days.
01:09:00Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:02Because I wouldn't call that a side effect.
01:09:04That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:07You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:09I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:10I thought if I was microdosing them, I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic
01:09:14effects.
01:09:15I didn't say that.
01:09:16Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:18Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:20You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:22Yeah, basically.
01:09:23I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms, so technically that is true.
01:09:28Well, fuck you, man.
01:09:29I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:30It'll pass.
01:09:31No, fuck that.
01:09:32Kel said the same thing.
01:09:34Ah, yes.
01:09:36Kel.
01:09:37Yeah, he took them too, and he didn't warn me either.
01:09:39Because there's nothing to warn you about.
01:09:41You're not going insane.
01:09:43As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane
01:09:47after this ordeal.
01:09:48So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:50Me?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No, I don't need them anymore.
01:09:52I feel great without them.
01:09:54And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:56Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:59You know, there's a joke to be made there, but regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:04Think about it this way.
01:10:05Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:08When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout
01:10:12the day, right?
01:10:13Your dreams kind of filter that stuff, help you work through traumatic events, fears,
01:10:17things like that.
01:10:18But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your
01:10:23waking life.
01:10:24And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:30Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:35They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:39They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:43You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:46And yeah, I understand how that can be scary, but you just got to keep it in perspective.
01:10:53It's all in your mind.
01:10:55It's not real.
01:10:57It's too real.
01:10:58I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:00Hey, if you are, well, what are you going to do?
01:11:05How long will they be in my system?
01:11:07I don't know, but I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:12I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:15Do you want my advice?
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:16Do you want my advice?
01:11:37Do you want my advice?
01:11:39I don't know.
01:11:40Can you help me?
01:12:10Can you help me?
01:12:40Can you help me?
01:12:57Is it done?
01:12:59Excuse me?
01:13:01Do you remember me?
01:13:02Yeah, you're that weird fucking guy.
01:13:04Get the fuck away from me.
01:13:07W.E.R. 138.
01:13:09CRM114.
01:13:10Listen man, I don't know who the fuck you are, and I don't know who the fuck you want.
01:13:15But if you say one more stupid fucking code, I'm gonna punch you in the other eye.
01:13:20There he is.
01:13:21There he is.
01:13:23There's that figure.
01:13:27Listen man, if you don't fucking leave, I'm gonna make you leave.
01:13:38As you wish.
01:13:39Oh yeah, and by the way...
01:13:45It's not real.
01:13:46It's not real.
01:13:47It's not real.
01:13:52It's not real.
01:13:59It's not real.
01:14:04It's not real.
01:14:09What's not real?
01:14:10You.
01:14:11You.
01:14:12You're not real.
01:14:13Did you ever wake up?
01:14:14No.
01:14:15See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:16Or, well, you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:17That's kinda what my brother said.
01:14:18Well, he's right.
01:14:19Great.
01:14:20So when is that gonna stop?
01:14:21When I learn to embrace my shadow self and reach enlightenment?
01:14:24What?
01:14:25My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious and bringing me face-to-face
01:14:30with my anxieties.
01:14:31Is that what he said?
01:14:32That's...
01:14:33interesting.
01:14:34You don't think that's what's happening?
01:14:43I shouldn't be saying this.
01:14:45subconscious and bringing me face to face with my anxieties is that what he
01:14:51said that's interesting you don't think that's what's happening I shouldn't be
01:15:02saying this but it's the mushrooms they're not right the spores have started
01:15:08to fester in your brain what they've started growing and burrowing into your
01:15:14temporal parietal junction you're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where
01:15:18you don't even notice when you're falling asleep and waking up I bet you
01:15:22haven't even realized how much time you've lost I'm surprised you're not in
01:15:25a crippling state of dread and confusion I am I'm just trying to convince myself
01:15:30that it's all in my mind and that it's gonna go away well it is in your mind
01:15:35but it's not going to go away why should I suddenly believe anything that you're
01:15:40saying because I came from your brain and that's what I think is going on in
01:15:47there well then why didn't you say this before I had time to think about it after
01:15:51we talked so if all this is caused by the fungus then what are you I think I'm you
01:15:58maybe what's left of you so what now I don't know
01:16:11so I'm definitely dreaming right now I wouldn't say you're definitely anything
01:16:17and I wouldn't say that I'm definitely anything either what am I supposed to do
01:16:23I don't know man I think we just gotta face what's coming what do you think
01:16:29that is I think you need to go down the hall and find out
01:16:36all right
01:16:48and
01:16:51I'm
01:16:52I'm
01:16:54I'm
01:16:56I'm
01:16:58I'm
01:17:00Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop. How can I help you?
01:17:34Uh... Hey, isn't this that dumb ball motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Hey, yeah, I guess it is. What do you know?
01:17:44Am I in the cartoon? What the fuck you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:52Um, Mr. D?
01:17:55What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird ass homeless guy is always staring at us and talking all funny.
01:18:01Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:04No, this isn't real. This is just a cartoon. I'm not supposed to be here. This is just a dream.
01:18:09If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:12Like what?
01:18:13Anything.
01:18:14Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:18Did it work?
01:18:21Nope.
01:18:23How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:29Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:31Yes. I think it was too late.
01:18:34What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah, what do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:39What was that?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:44What?
01:18:45You said something.
01:18:46I think I'm okay.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I think I'm okay.
01:18:49You think you're okay?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:54Well, let's have a beautiful look.
01:21:01So I say take the mushrooms.
01:21:04Trust the mushrooms.
01:21:06Eat the mushrooms.
01:21:07Time, give us everything, including the space to read.
01:21:27Gravity, gravity, gravity, all around you and me, holding each moment in place.
01:21:34As the sun shines into the void, like a tool at the bottom of a grand world.
01:21:41And the dirty is so much time.
01:21:49Time, time, time, time.
01:21:52Time, time, time, time.
01:22:11Time, time, time, time, time.
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