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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:04:34Oh, my soul, it's been broken I never, never, I never needed it more
00:04:50Oh, my heart, oh, my heart, it ain't working
00:04:57It's laying in tiny pieces on the floor
00:05:06Cause you left me to keep on thinking, thinking, thinking
00:05:15That I ain't worth anything at all
00:05:22I opened my eyes to let you in
00:05:30You always kept me wondering
00:05:38If I was your one and only
00:05:52I don't know, I don't know
00:06:22Welcome to Cap Stop Donut Shop, where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop
00:06:49How can I help you?
00:06:50Yes, I have a pickup order for the Mighty Oak
00:06:54Okay, so your order isn't quite ready yet?
00:06:57Will you pull around to the next window?
00:07:00Sorry for the delay, sir
00:07:01It'll be about five more minutes
00:07:03This is outrageous
00:07:05The entire purpose of ordering online is so that I do not have to wait
00:07:12I understand that, sir, and I apologize
00:07:14But if you'll just pull around
00:07:15I will not pull around!
00:07:17My order has been placed!
00:07:20I can't have you hold up the line
00:07:21You can come inside
00:07:23Do you see the size of me?
00:07:25There is no door that can contain the Mighty Oak
00:07:28I'm sorry, sir, I can't have you wait in the drive-thru
00:07:30Hoorah!
00:07:32Honk!
00:07:33At the Mighty Oak!
00:07:36Shanghai!
00:07:37Hey, what's up?
00:07:41Nothing, what's going on?
00:07:43Nothing's got off work, hanging out
00:07:45Hey, there's wrestling on tonight
00:07:47You want to come over or order some pizza?
00:07:51Sure, what time?
00:07:53Like, eight?
00:07:55Alright, let me shit and shower and I can head over in like 20 minutes
00:07:58You need anything?
00:07:59No, I'm good
00:08:00I thought you were the pizza
00:08:12I'm not the pizza
00:08:13You ordered already, though?
00:08:20Yeah, should be here soon
00:08:21Alright, well let me go back out and smoke real quick then
00:08:23Really?
00:08:24You gotta get high just so you can eat?
00:08:25Yeah, man, I got an appetite problem from the stress thing
00:08:28Alright, whatever
00:08:29Just hurry up
00:08:29You should be here in a minute
00:08:30Don't have like a track wrap or whatever?
00:08:32I don't know, man
00:08:32Just fucking smoke
00:08:33Oh, hey, what's up?
00:08:35Hey
00:08:35Nice shirt
00:08:37Oh, thanks
00:08:38You like pork and roundy?
00:08:40Yeah, that shit's funny
00:08:41You more of a pork dork or a round hound?
00:08:44I wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself
00:08:47Oh, me neither
00:08:48But
00:08:50I'm probably more of a round hound
00:08:52But
00:08:54I'm mostly
00:08:55Mighty Oak kind of guy
00:08:57Oh, me too, dude
00:08:58Oh, yeah
00:08:59What the fuck is going on out here?
00:09:03You Ivan?
00:09:05And nails Alan with a drum kick
00:09:07And another one
00:09:08So why were you talking to the pizza guy?
00:09:16Oh, he commented on my shirt
00:09:17Oh, that stupid fucking show
00:09:20It's not stupid
00:09:21It's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:26Wow, it is not a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:30It's a talking pig and a basketball who work in a donut shop
00:09:33Oh, yeah, okay
00:09:34That's way less fucking dumb
00:09:35Yeah, I smoke weed sometimes
00:09:37It's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes
00:09:39It may not be stoner jokes, but it's definitely stoner humor
00:09:42I don't know what that means
00:09:43It's surreal and absurd
00:09:45Why?
00:09:47Because they have a talking tree and a tomato?
00:09:49You've heard of fucking Alice in Wonderland?
00:09:51You're saying pork run around is Alice in Wonderland
00:09:54I'm saying Alice in Wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense
00:09:57Like the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves
00:10:01You can still project commentary onto them and like make your comments via the absurdity
00:10:05So they make a lot of comments about the geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole?
00:10:14Inflamed butthole? Where do you get this shit, man? Yeah
00:10:16There's satire, parody, social commentary, and sure, some fart jokes too
00:10:20But they've even made comments about that
00:10:22Dude, just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show
00:10:27Doesn't make the writing any less shitty
00:10:29In fact, it's kind of like a slap in the face
00:10:32Like, they're aware of how much they suck
00:10:35You just don't get it
00:10:37What is there to get?
00:10:39I'm sorry, it's not your style
00:10:41Yeah, I guess crap isn't my style
00:10:43Sorry they can't all be in the line of duty
00:10:46Are you going to sit there and tell me that's not a great show?
00:10:49It's fine, it's a good show
00:10:51Yeah, it's considered one of the best of all time
00:10:53Yeah, it's considered a really good show
00:10:55But it's the only series you've ever seen
00:10:58Yeah, but it's the best one
00:11:00Yeah, but your opinion on best is irrelevant
00:11:02You have no frame of reference
00:11:03Yeah, but it's considered really good
00:11:06Yeah, it's basically universally acclaimed
00:11:07As one of the great early prestige shows
00:11:09But again, you wouldn't know the difference
00:11:12And even if it wasn't critically acclaimed
00:11:14You'd still be defending it like it was the greatest show of all time
00:11:16You're only using critical acclaim in this single instance
00:11:20To justify your opinion
00:11:21Yeah, I'm using facts to back up my opinion
00:11:24Thus making it a fact
00:11:26We gotta change the fucking subject
00:11:28I have to stop talking to you
00:11:29We gotta fucking
00:11:30I'm supposed to come over here
00:11:31To relax after work
00:11:33What relax?
00:11:34I thought you work from home now
00:11:35I do, but it's still stressful
00:11:37How can that be stressful?
00:11:39You don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day
00:11:41Oh no
00:11:41I'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day
00:11:44Now I'm just limited in what I can do about it
00:11:46Oh, that's a shame
00:11:47Isn't it still better though?
00:11:49Working from home?
00:11:50Yeah, it's better
00:11:51It still sucks ass
00:11:52But it's better
00:11:54I've just been fucking really stressed out lately
00:11:57And I don't know what the fuck to do about it
00:11:58Dude, that reminds me
00:11:59A guy at work gave me some mushrooms
00:12:01You should totally do some with me
00:12:02I don't know man
00:12:03I ain't never done no fucking mushrooms
00:12:05Perfect time to start?
00:12:07I don't know, I don't think so
00:12:08Oh, I'm sorry
00:12:09You only take legal drugs
00:12:11It's not a matter of legality
00:12:13It's a matter of health and safety
00:12:14What fucking health and safety?
00:12:17You drink beer
00:12:17You smoke weed
00:12:18You eat junk food all the time
00:12:20Yeah, but those things aren't gonna kill me tonight
00:12:23If you go drinking and driving
00:12:24Okay, yeah, sure
00:12:26But if I go drinking and driving, I made a choice
00:12:28The alcohol didn't kill me
00:12:29I killed me
00:12:30I'm not gonna put something on my body
00:12:31If I have no fucking clue what it's gonna do to me
00:12:33Dude, they're just mushrooms
00:12:34You'll be alright
00:12:35I know they're just mushrooms
00:12:36I've thought about taking mushrooms
00:12:38I'm still afraid of them
00:12:40It's nothing to be afraid of, man
00:12:42You'll be alright
00:12:43Yeah, you say that
00:12:44But it's still fucking with your brain
00:12:46Yeah, but it's not like acid
00:12:49And you're not gonna freak out
00:12:50Shit will get all wavy
00:12:52You'll lose track of time
00:12:53You'll laugh a lot
00:12:54It's kind of like smoking weed
00:12:56And you don't even gotta start with a bunch at one time
00:12:59I'm just microdosing
00:13:00Yeah, I thought about that
00:13:01Is that what you're doing?
00:13:02Yeah, that's what I'm doing
00:13:03First night, though
00:13:05I ate like an entire eighth
00:13:06Just had to make sure they were legit
00:13:08They're pretty legit?
00:13:09Oh, they're legit
00:13:10They're not psilocybin, though
00:13:12They're similar, but
00:13:14They're something different
00:13:16Alright, well, what kind of mushrooms are they?
00:13:19I'll look them up
00:13:19Oh, I don't know what they're called
00:13:21But they're pretty much the same thing
00:13:23I don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are
00:13:25I don't know, man
00:13:26I'm not gonna
00:13:26I'm more just gonna fuck with my anxiety
00:13:28No, dude
00:13:29It'll actually help with their anxiety
00:13:31It's like a cure-all
00:13:32Anxiety, depression, PTSD
00:13:35Whatever you've got
00:13:36It'll make that shit feel better
00:13:37If it was a cure-all
00:13:39Everyone would be doing it
00:13:40Dude
00:13:40Everybody is doing it
00:13:42Besides
00:13:43The pharmaceutical companies
00:13:45They want to keep this shit illegal
00:13:47Keep selling you their bullshit drugs
00:13:49If it was a cure-all
00:13:50The pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it
00:13:52Why would they want to market something
00:13:54That's actually gonna make you feel better?
00:13:56They want to keep you sick
00:13:57Keep you addicted to their pills
00:13:59Weed is still illegal
00:14:01But there's actually a synthetic weed
00:14:03They can get to prescribe nationwide
00:14:05Called dronabinol
00:14:06This has no side effects
00:14:08There are no side effects
00:14:10Because it's all natural
00:14:11All those pills
00:14:13They have side effects
00:14:14You know why?
00:14:16To sell you more pills?
00:14:17To sell you more fucking pills
00:14:18You take pills
00:14:20Yeah, I take pills
00:14:22Okay
00:14:23Regardless
00:14:26Of what you say
00:14:28And certainly not because of it
00:14:30Might be down to try the mushrooms
00:14:35Fuck yeah, you might be
00:14:37All right
00:14:38So I'm just gonna chop these bad boys up
00:14:41Into tiny little chunks
00:14:42So what exactly is the dose?
00:14:46Hmm
00:14:47It's approximately
00:14:48That much
00:14:51One chunk
00:14:52Oh yeah, but how much is that?
00:14:55It's a fucking chunk, man
00:14:57It's a mushroom
00:14:58It's not gonna be a meter dose
00:15:00Well, that's for inhalers
00:15:01So of course not
00:15:01Look, dude
00:15:03The whole point is
00:15:03You're taking a psychedelic mushroom
00:15:05Consistently
00:15:06For a couple of weeks
00:15:07You're gonna start to feel like
00:15:09You have more energy
00:15:10You're feeling more positive
00:15:11You'll fucking shit better
00:15:13Everything
00:15:14Fucking colors will look brighter
00:15:16What about negative effects?
00:15:19None
00:15:20Fucking judge of that
00:15:22How long do I have to take it?
00:15:27Take one every day
00:15:28Consistently
00:15:29For a couple of weeks
00:15:30After that
00:15:32You should be pretty good for a while
00:15:34How long is a while?
00:15:35Why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:37Because it's a fucking plant, man
00:15:39It comes from the ground
00:15:40Results may vary
00:15:42I'll probably just keep taking them
00:15:44As long as my guy can keep getting them
00:15:46Is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:48I don't know
00:15:49But I take Kratom every day
00:15:51Adderall
00:15:52Whatever's gonna get me going
00:15:54It's probably fine
00:15:56I don't really give a shit
00:15:58So what do I do?
00:15:59Just eat one?
00:15:59Yeah
00:16:00Yeah, you should eat one now
00:16:02Take the rest home
00:16:03Throw them in the freezer
00:16:04Take one out and eat it every day
00:16:06I don't know, man
00:16:11Are they gross?
00:16:14Do you like mushrooms?
00:16:15No
00:16:15Yeah
00:16:16Then they're fucking gross
00:16:17Just chew it up real quick
00:16:19Chuck a beer afterwards
00:16:20Okay
00:16:26Here we go
00:16:28Diadio so manana
00:16:30Haggadagga
00:16:31Haggadagga
00:16:34I bet you wake up tomorrow
00:16:46Feeling fucking amazing
00:16:47See about that
00:16:50Until then
00:16:52You want to drink some beer
00:16:53And watch some wrestling?
00:16:54You say I drink too much
00:17:03Well that ain't nothing to do
00:17:05I drink my word in beer
00:17:06To prove that I'm a fool
00:17:08Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:09Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:10Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:11Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:11Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:12Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:12Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:13Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:13Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:14Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:14Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:15Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:15Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:16Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:17Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:18Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:19Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:20Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:21Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:22Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:23Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:24Do you want to drink some beer?
00:17:25I don't know.
00:17:55Look at that.
00:18:25I'm just sitting there. Eating that fucking branch.
00:18:30Hey, can't have outside food in here.
00:18:38It's not food. It's a fucking branch.
00:18:42Well, you're eating it. So what's food?
00:18:45I'm a quality cocksucker. This is all I can eat.
00:18:48Don't give me that shit. What's your milk drinking ass? We sell salads.
00:18:52First of all, I'm lactose intolerant. Bitch.
00:18:57Second of all, fuck you.
00:19:00You know what? I'm gonna fake this shit.
00:19:03Ma'am, if you don't throw that branch back where the fucking forest where it belongs, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:19:07Excuse me? This branch is part of my culture.
00:19:12Are you fucking kidding me? Do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit?
00:19:16I don't see it. But I sure as shit smell it.
00:19:22Bitch!
00:19:23Did you just call me a bitch?
00:19:25Hey, I'll cause him like I sees him.
00:19:27I'll tell you what. After I eat these leaves, I'll show this branch so far up your fucking ass you'll be having a luau tonight.
00:19:35See? Now it's fucked up. Now it's appropriation.
00:19:38You're threatening physical violence. It's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual bitch.
00:19:42Man, what the hell's going on out here?
00:19:45Nothing. She just went crazy. I don't know, man.
00:20:12What the hell's going on up here?
00:20:16I don't know, man.
00:20:19What's going on out here?
00:20:21Good.
00:20:24I'll be here for you.
00:20:57Sorry I'm late, I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay. It was just a couple minutes. Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so, not really. Not that I can remember. I must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:38So what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:43I don't know. Nothing around my mind. I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:48Oh, well, I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy. I just, um...
00:21:58I was brushing my teeth, and then when I turned to leave the bathroom, I ran into, like, this ghost thing or whatever.
00:22:05And then I, uh, and then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was, like, right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:14I don't think so. Not that I can remember. I don't really have nightmares, though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:22Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:24No, not really.
00:22:25So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream?
00:22:31Or a nightmare?
00:22:34I don't know.
00:22:36I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well.
00:22:43I mean, maybe.
00:22:47What?
00:22:47Well, for the past two days, I started, uh, microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay.
00:23:10Yes, but just, like, little tiny pieces.
00:23:13Just, like, one a day.
00:23:13Okay, well, it is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:22Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think you should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:33But I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics
00:23:38that suggest that there are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:43But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:49I understand.
00:23:51Still going to try them.
00:23:52I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:56I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:01Um, I guess I'm hoping that they're going to get rid of my anxiety, or at least help with it.
00:24:15Just be careful.
00:24:17And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:23How has your anxiety been, generally?
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:29I mean, it was better, but not like 100% better, right?
00:24:33Like, I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago,
00:24:37but I don't know.
00:24:42Lately, I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:48Like, not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:51Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:54When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:58It's been a few weeks.
00:25:01Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms,
00:25:04but I do want you to cut back on your drinking,
00:25:06and I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:08I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:10That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's going to make you feel better.
00:25:14Okay, look.
00:25:15There's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating.
00:25:24And everyone needs a way to cope.
00:25:26Whether that's a hobby, or a vice, or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:32You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones
00:25:37when in times of increased stress.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:47You do.
00:26:12You do.
00:26:12I don't know.
00:26:42I don't know.
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00:28:00I don't know.
00:28:01I don't know.
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:03I don't know what to do.
00:28:04I don't know.
00:28:05It's okay.
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Yeah, I guess. Uh, what time?
00:28:12I don't know, man. Whatever. I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay, yeah, um, give me a few minutes. I'll head over.
00:28:38How long have you been out here? I don't know.
00:28:44Are you hungry? I'm not, not hungry.
00:28:54Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is. It's a augmented reality. I don't know what that means.
00:29:01Okay, so like,
00:29:02you know what virtual reality is. Right. It's like a virtual reality. Well, it's this augmented reality.
00:29:11So like you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it or augment it
00:29:17in real time. It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores. So AR is something
00:29:26for furniture-based mobile games? No, um, okay. So you hold up your camera and you like see
00:29:34everything in the room, right? And there's like a ghost there or something. All right, never mind.
00:29:39Uh, okay. So the couch. So you have a couch and you see it in the space and you can move the camera
00:29:45around and that the couch will like stick to the 3d space if it's actually there. Okay. And that's
00:29:51what AR is. It's fucking dumb. Okay. Well, that's like not all I can do. Um, okay. So
00:29:58say we all wear AR glasses all the time, like AR goggles, right? So then you'll create like your
00:30:04avatar, like the way you're going to look in the game or in the world or whatever,
00:30:07and your friends will all do it too. So then you could like meet up with your friends from like
00:30:11Argentina or Japan or whatever, and you could talk to them and they'll be like, they're sitting in
00:30:14the same room with you. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of cool. I guess. Yeah. And it's, you know,
00:30:19it's used for like, um, virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events, things like that.
00:30:24Real life gaming, social networking, like that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:28All right. Yeah. No, that's kind of cool. Yeah. That's pretty cool. There's some shitty stuff
00:30:32that can happen there too. Like what? Well, I mean like other than the obvious. Yeah. Other than the
00:30:37obvious. Um, okay. So say you're wearing your AR glasses all day, like walking on the street in the real world
00:30:44and, um, like I'm offended by guns. I don't want to see gun stores. So anytime I walk by one,
00:30:49I'll change it to like a candy store or something. Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or
00:30:56something like that. Exactly. So anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like
00:31:02narrow your view in that way. Wow. That's kind of already a problem though, isn't it? Exactly.
00:31:07And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing. Hmm. I'm not sure how
00:31:13I feel like that. Yeah, no shit. All right. Think about this way. So like all these companies have
00:31:16like all your data and stuff, right? So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all
00:31:21your public data out there. Nothing crazy. Just like your voting history, sexual orientation,
00:31:25things like that. Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game
00:31:28or something. Oh, dude. People are going to be talking shit about my taste in music. Exactly.
00:31:33This makes it way easier to prejudge people. Fuck.
00:31:39Fuck. This is why we have to do something. What do you mean? Oh, no, I'm just, I mean like,
00:31:48if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of themselves.
00:31:55I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:59Yeah. Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest and
00:32:05best. You know, we made it this far. Yeah, I guess that's something. Again, not a lot we can really do
00:32:12about it. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:22All right, I guess. I mean, I don't really notice anything different. I'm not like sick or anything,
00:32:27but, you know, haven't noticed any significant changes. It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that. I think you'll be feeling it pretty soon. Okay, cool.
00:32:40But until then, you want to get smashed? Yeah, I mean, I think we'd probably do that.
00:33:03Do you want to get a little bit more than me, if I was?
00:33:09So,
00:33:10well,
00:33:10well,
00:33:11well,
00:33:12well,
00:33:12well,
00:33:13well,
00:33:14well,
00:33:15well,
00:33:15well,
00:33:16you can keep it up.
00:33:18Well,
00:33:18well,
00:33:19well,
00:33:20well,
00:33:21well,
00:33:21I'm going,
00:33:22well,
00:33:22well,
00:33:24well,
00:33:24well,
00:33:25well,
00:33:26well,
00:33:26well,
00:33:27well,
00:33:27well,
00:33:28well,
00:33:29well,
00:33:30so�owej,
00:33:30well,
00:33:31well,
00:35:02Oh man.
00:35:08That's real knee slapper.
00:35:10It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh fuck.
00:35:14How does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up.
00:35:15Would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:17You want me to blow you?
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21Be real, Porco.
00:35:22Seriously.
00:35:23Fuck.
00:35:24Was it a woman?
00:35:26Oh Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Pork, will you stop messing around and go in the closet and get my fucking pump?
00:35:32You have a pump?
00:35:37Pork, I swear to fucking god, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:44I don't know. Maybe.
00:35:57I only know.
00:36:04If I go on flat defenseless, I thousand and I have no stuff.
00:36:12I can't do nothing.
00:36:18I'll see you next time.
00:36:48Eat it.
00:36:56Fucking eat it.
00:36:58Might as well.
00:37:18Be careful.
00:37:27Why?
00:37:28Because it's not too late.
00:37:30Too late for what?
00:37:31To stop them.
00:37:34So who from what?
00:37:48So who from what?
00:37:49I'm not.
00:37:49And it's be or I'm not.
00:37:50But it's not that way.
00:37:51So who from what?
00:37:51I can't do that.
00:37:54I can't do it.
00:38:08I can't do it.
00:38:10I'm not.
00:38:11I don't need anything.
00:38:12I can't do it.
00:38:13I can't do anything.
00:38:14Okay.
00:39:14Ancient celebration that amorphous had just begun We are alive
00:39:28Born in the dark, heard rumors of the so-called sun And of its light
00:39:42Predatory lust has driven us into this form We're on our way
00:39:54We emerge from the depths, a creature like number four It is alright
00:40:06We're on our way
00:40:10We're on our way
00:40:12We're on our way
00:40:14We're on our way
00:40:18We're on our way
00:40:22We're on our way
00:40:24Let the light up
00:40:26We're on our way
00:40:28We're on our way
00:40:32Hey, Ig. Just calling to see what's going on, man.
00:40:58I know you're off today, so give me a call. Later.
00:41:02Hey, what's up? Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right, coming back. Later.
00:41:32All right, let's go.
00:41:34Let's go.
00:41:36Let's go.
00:41:38Let's go.
00:41:40Let's go.
00:41:42Let's go.
00:41:46Let's go.
00:41:48Let's go.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:41:52Let's go.
00:41:54Let's go.
00:41:56Let's go.
00:41:58Let's go.
00:41:59Let's go.
00:42:01hey what's up hey what's going on nothing call me what's up oh you call me what's going on
00:42:20nothing was calling back I didn't have my phone with me okay well what's going on nothing I was
00:42:28Peyton what's up I'm actually driving hey I'm close by you want to pick you up I gotta do a couple things
00:42:37yeah sure I guess so you feeling it yet I don't mean I guess like today I feel great
00:42:43I didn't even fucking smoking I feel like a fucking million bucks yeah man after the first
00:42:48few days really starts to work its magic I feel like a whole new guy
00:42:52anything weird happen like what I don't like any weird dreams weird dreams no my sleep is usually
00:43:04pretty fucked up anyway insomnia sleep apnea sleep paralysis but the past few days have been amazing
00:43:13I didn't even drink last night damn it's awesome
00:43:17why you been having weird dreams or something yeah I mean I guess they're just dreams it's only
00:43:27weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time you know but I don't know maybe I've also been here and
00:43:34stuff hmm that could be normal I mean you've never taken mushrooms before right probably just getting
00:43:41some uh some fringe hallucinatory effects you know but what are we talking about here an indiscernible
00:43:49rustling a beep voices I don't know not voices but like yeah I don't know man like I'll hear something
00:43:57in the other room or like maybe I'll feel like there's somebody in the room oh that definitely sounds
00:44:03normal man it's like being high as fuck yeah I know but I don't feel high it's different
00:44:11that's supposed to be different you know I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry
00:44:15about and right now I don't think you have anything to worry about are you about to tell me to trust
00:44:21the mushrooms no but that's actually good advice all right give me a minute I gotta ship a couple things
00:44:40get some coffee or something yeah that sounds good thanks man what else you got going on
00:45:09nothing really I was actually supposed to swing to my buddy's house and pick something up but he
00:45:15just texted me and said he's not home or something I don't know you want to get fucked up you know I
00:45:20do I really do but um I don't know I feel good for once maybe I should go into my work week without a
00:45:26hangover see if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems it's probably a good idea let the
00:45:33mushrooms proceed unfettered I mean I'll probably get high have a couple beers that's not a big deal
00:45:41you don't think it's gonna get any worse do you what like the dreams and stuff
00:45:46nah man if anything it's gonna get better much much better
00:45:51that guy at work the one who gave him to you did he take him that's a good question
00:46:02you know what just give it like three more days I think you're right there
00:46:06right where right on the precipice the precipice of what
00:46:11that's a good thought of becoming and being
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01:07:03You are a fucking dream.
01:07:04He's trying to give me the fucking runaround.
01:07:08Don't scare me.
01:07:33Don't scare me.
01:08:03Don't scare me.
01:08:33Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:41So what's up, man?
01:08:43You've been all fucked up or what?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like, going out of my mind.
01:08:50Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:56I don't know about supposed to, but yeah.
01:08:59It happened with me the first few days.
01:09:00Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:02Because I wouldn't call that a side effect.
01:09:04That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:07You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:09I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:11I thought if I was microdosing them, I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic effects.
01:09:15I didn't say that.
01:09:16Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:17Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:20You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:22Yeah, basically.
01:09:23I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms, so technically that is true.
01:09:28Well, fuck you, man.
01:09:29I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:30It'll pass.
01:09:31No, fuck that.
01:09:32Kel said the same thing.
01:09:34Ah, yes.
01:09:36Kel.
01:09:36Yeah, he took them too.
01:09:38And he didn't warn me either.
01:09:39Because there's nothing to warn you about.
01:09:41You're not going insane.
01:09:43As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane after this ordeal.
01:09:48So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:50Me?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No, I don't need them anymore.
01:09:51I feel great without them.
01:09:54And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:56Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:59You know, there's a joke to be made there.
01:10:01But regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:04Think about it this way.
01:10:06Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:08When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout the day, right?
01:10:13Your dreams kind of filter that stuff.
01:10:15Help you work through traumatic events, fears, things like that.
01:10:18But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your waking life.
01:10:23And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:29Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:35They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:39They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:43You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:47And yeah, I understand how that can be scary.
01:10:50But you just gotta keep it in perspective.
01:10:53It's all in your mind.
01:10:55It's not real.
01:10:57It's too real.
01:10:59I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:01Hey, if you are, what are you gonna do?
01:11:04How long will they be in my system?
01:11:07I don't know.
01:11:09But I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:12I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:15Do you want my advice?
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:34Can you help me?
01:12:00Can you help me?
01:12:04I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:06I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:12:08But I love you except my drinking time.
01:12:11Oh, if I want to drink much, it's just because I don't need this understanding.
01:12:15I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:18On my holy happiness, it's cold things on the bottom.
01:12:21Looking down, I'm suspending it again.
01:12:23Oh, if I want to drink much, it's just because I don't need this understanding.
01:12:36I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:40I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:40Well, I've got to jump down my car.
01:12:44If I want to drink much, it's just because I don't need this understanding.
01:12:49I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:50I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:50I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:12:55Is it done?
01:12:58Excuse me?
01:13:00Do you remember me?
01:13:02Yeah, you're that weird fucking guy.
01:13:04Get the fuck away from me.
01:13:06WER-138.
01:13:09CRM-114.
01:13:11Listen man, I don't know who the fuck you are,
01:13:13and I don't know who the fuck you want.
01:13:15But if you say one more stupid fucking code,
01:13:17I'm gonna punch you in the other eye.
01:13:19There he is.
01:13:22There's that vigor.
01:13:26Listen man, if you don't fucking leave,
01:13:29I'm gonna make you leave.
01:13:38As you wish.
01:13:42Oh yeah, and by the way...
01:13:52It's not real.
01:14:03It's not real.
01:14:08It's not real.
01:14:11What's not real?
01:14:13You.
01:14:15You're not real.
01:14:17Did you ever wake up?
01:14:19No.
01:14:21See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:23Or, well, you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:28That's kinda what my brother said.
01:14:31Well, he's right.
01:14:33Great.
01:14:34So when is that gonna stop?
01:14:36When I learn to embrace my shadow self and reach enlightenment?
01:14:40What?
01:14:41My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious and bringing me face to face with my anxieties.
01:14:50Is that what he said?
01:14:53That's...
01:14:55interesting.
01:14:57You don't think that's what's happening?
01:14:58I shouldn't be saying this.
01:15:03But it's the mushrooms.
01:15:05They're not right.
01:15:07The spores have started to fester in your brain.
01:15:11What?
01:15:13They've started growing and burrowing into your temporal parietal junction.
01:15:16You're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where you don't even notice when you're falling asleep and waking up.
01:15:21I bet you haven't even realized how much time you've lost.
01:15:24I'm surprised you're not in a crippling state of dread and confusion.
01:15:26I am.
01:15:28I'm just trying to convince myself that it's all in my mind and that it's gonna go away.
01:15:33Well, it is in your mind, but it's not going to go away.
01:15:38Why should I suddenly believe anything that you're saying?
01:15:41Because I came from your brain.
01:15:44And that's what I think is going on in there.
01:15:48Well then why didn't you say any of this before?
01:15:50I had time to think about it after we talked.
01:15:52So if all this is caused by the fungus, then what are you?
01:15:54I think I'm you.
01:15:58Maybe what's left of you.
01:16:00So what now?
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:03I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:04And what do you think that is?
01:16:05I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:06And find out.
01:16:07I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:08And find out.
01:16:09And find out.
01:16:10And find out.
01:16:11And find out.
01:16:12And find out.
01:16:14And find out.
01:16:16And find out.
01:16:19And find out.
01:16:21Well, what am I supposed to do?
01:16:23I don't know, man.
01:16:25I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:28What do you think that is?
01:16:30I think you need to go down the hall.
01:16:33And find out.
01:16:51What do you think that is?
01:16:53I like that.
01:16:55That is definitely something to me.
01:16:57I don't think to me, but I was very thankful to them.
01:16:59I think to myself, I am glad to do this too.
01:17:03You're so great.
01:17:05We're here for now.
01:17:07We are here for now.
01:17:09I'm here now.
01:17:11I don't know.
01:17:13I'm not here.
01:17:15I'm here now for now.
01:17:17I'm here for now.
01:17:19Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop.
01:17:30When the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop, how can I help you?
01:17:35Uh...
01:17:36Hey, isn't this that dumb ball motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Hey, yeah.
01:17:41I guess it is.
01:17:43What do you know?
01:17:44Am I in the cartoon?
01:17:46What the fuck are you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:53Um, Mr. D?
01:17:56What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird-ass homeless guy is always staring at us and talking all funny.
01:18:01Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:04No!
01:18:04This isn't real.
01:18:06This is just a cartoon.
01:18:07I'm not supposed to be here.
01:18:07This is just a dream.
01:18:09If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:12Like what?
01:18:13Anything.
01:18:14Stop Mr. Destructive Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:17Did it work?
01:18:22Nope.
01:18:26How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:30Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:32Yes.
01:18:33I think it was too late.
01:18:35What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah.
01:18:37What do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:40What was that?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:44What?
01:18:44You said something.
01:18:45I think I'm okay.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I think I'm okay.
01:18:49You think you're okay?
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:52Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:54Not too late.
01:18:57No.
01:19:06No.
01:19:07No.
01:19:07No.
01:19:07No.
01:19:08No.
01:19:08No.
01:23:54Rolling.
01:23:56Rolling.
01:23:58Rolling.
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