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Alex Dionisio
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00:00A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty ass Austin Powers, sideburns, long.
00:08After about an hour, he's about had four or five.
00:11He says, bartender, give me another one.
00:14Put it on ice.
00:16Don't you think you've had enough?
00:17I'll tell you when.
00:19It goes all up in smoke.
00:21A few burly men pin him down.
00:24He says, get off me now.
00:26He says, I'm fine.
00:27Just give me some of those cheese sticks fried.
00:30About four or five.
00:33He says, I think these are only for people with common sense and decency, all right?
00:37He says, how dare you?
00:39I'm about to go home and get real weird with this dude I just abducted.
00:45I'm gonna fuck with.
00:46He says, all right, security, come get this motherfucker.
00:50All of a sudden, he pulls out this gun and aims upward.
00:53He says, all right, I've had it.
00:57You call the cops?
00:58I'm gonna do some serious damage.
01:01And all of a sudden, then, everything is quiet.
01:04The bartender looks around.
01:06He needs a drink now.
01:08And a smoke.
01:10And the smoke before?
01:12It dissipated.
01:13You heard this prick elated.
01:15Thinks he's gonna make it.
01:17But all of a sudden, this phone goes off.
01:19And in the meantime, this one guy goes off.
01:22Pins him down.
01:24He's fine.
01:25This pinned down man again.
01:28Think of how this ends.
01:30Yeah.
01:31This dude is a disruption.
01:33A menace to society.
01:34Miserable.
01:35A reject.
01:36And a loser.
01:36He's stupid as fuck.
01:41Everybody takes their turn.
01:43Chucking fists at him.
01:45Putting their boots all on up where his nuts had been.
01:49And before you know it, he looks like crushed lasagna.
01:53That's done for this motherfucker.
01:57Yeah.
01:59Feed him to the dog that's out back.
02:01What happens to a man that's far flat on his ass in this scene of life?
02:08He's taken out by the rest of the people in life.
02:12Oh.
02:32See you later.
02:42Maybe you're on the right side.
02:44You're on the right side.
02:52You're on the right side.
02:54Okay, thanks again.
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