00:00Hello. Back up in it. Chop, chop, chop, chop. Doing it big. Cutting it with the produce I got
00:13from this lovely spot. International Fresh Market, baby. I got some jams, too. There's
00:24the kids. Don't wince. Delicious. Could have been apple jam, but it's not. As it happens,
00:33I got this lotus root kiwi. Pomegranate. It's the bomb. Bombastic shit. And this hot peppers
00:43habanero. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, though. Bam, bam, bam, bam.
00:51It's so hot, it'll make your knife sizzle. It'll make your fingers just itch and itch,
00:58especially if they're in their eyes. And damn, you're gonna cry. Wash them after. So nice
01:07and lovely. It has some dicing on the spot. You like it? Well, I do. I hope you do. Dang,
01:18I got these flavor packs. And it goes in the bowl. Shit, this food is whole. Makes you swole,
01:30but not in a fat way. But fat, speaking of, tells you you're normal. But tone it down.
01:38You don't drive 80 all the time. Do ya? Nah, I didn't think so. As a wink, yo, at you. You know how to eat.
01:50So start fucking around. And come on down to lovely town. Stop being in the dumps. How do you get by?
02:00Just anticipating your next high. Up to your neck. You're gonna die. You're in quicksand. You're gonna sink fast.
02:12Hot, hot, hot, hot. Orange habanero. Take that. There you go. Go. Go. Bang. Revolutionary. Innovative. And you need to read more.
02:27For your peephole. So you can see more. Damn, that's a name too. And I don't blame you. Look what they taught you. How they trained you.
02:40Bam, bam, bam. Damn. I am so bad, bad, bad. In the bag. Stuff it in the fridge or freezer. Taking on a edge. I please you.
02:56I need to. I need to. The flow's the sweetest. And the stew I make. Beautiful, I say.
03:07Hmm. Now make your mouth water. Clear your sinuses. I'm your highness, bitch.
03:16Uh. Ferocity. Yo, yo, fast. Velocity.
03:23Bang, bang, bang. Dang, nah. Damn. I'm so damn hot. You wish you could be like this. But you're just dang now.
03:34I'm in the dang spot. Yo. My homemade hummus. All types of beans. And with the radishes. And with the dried fruit. Damn. I'm glad it's this. Excellent.
03:49Taking it out. Taking it out on this beautiful pepper.
03:58You got the black pepper. You got the crushed red. I love this.
04:06Hmm. Hmm. Yo. The guillabano. I got the flavor. The sweetness. For the oatmeal.
04:13Oh, yeah. Dang, man. I go on and on without the music. Without it, too. It's clarity.
04:27And oh, my greatness. Alex D is gonna spray his spit. Yeah.
04:34Yeah. And what else do we got? Lotus root. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.
04:43Damn. So damn vicious. When I hit this. With this German knife.
04:49Get the German rye. And learn this rye.
04:53Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.
04:57Yo. Yo. Starch. Starch. Starch.
05:00Dang. Dang. You need this.
05:03Chop. Chop. And I can go without that hick beat.
05:09I'll just extend it later.
05:11My friend. So pay this. A visit.
05:15Give it your attention.
05:19Chop. Chop. Chop.
05:22Obnoxious.
05:23Now. Now. Now.
05:26Pow.
05:27Here we go.
05:28Before I was eating.
05:33Now we're speaking.
05:34We're preparing these veggies into pieces.
05:38Dang.
05:40Take the time.
05:41You would be on your phone.
05:43But you could be at home.
05:45Making delicious food like this.
05:47Instead of being a drone.
05:49Ho.
05:50Yo.
05:51Pick up that book.
05:54Yo. Yo. Yo.
05:56And spit like a crook.
05:57Like me.
05:57Yo. Yo. Yo.
06:04Back. Back with the music.
06:06What you know about that rice and beans?
06:08What you know about that mashed potato?
06:10Damn. Damn. Damn.
06:12Right there. Take that you beat.
06:14Beat. Beat. Beat.
06:15Golden Beasts.
06:17Damn.
06:18With the purple ones.
06:19Damn.
06:21Bam.
06:21I told you about jam.
06:24The jelly.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Some sugar.
06:27But.
06:28Better than the oil.
06:29It's disgusting.
06:31Fuck that shit.
06:33Yo.
06:33Bam.
06:34Bam.
06:36Yo.
06:36Yo.
06:37Yo.
06:37Cause it's like.
06:37Bam.
06:38Bam.
06:38Bam.
06:40Oh.
06:40Can you hear me?
06:42Bam.
06:42Bam.
06:43Bam.
06:46On the southern guitar.
06:48Punching it.
06:48I'm leading this shit.
06:53Yo.
06:55The peck I mean.
06:57This rap's obscene.
07:00You know what I'm talking about.
07:02How about the whole grain?
07:03The whole wheat pasta.
07:04I can't believe that you know not what I eat.
07:09Papa.
07:10What the fucker.
07:13Yo.
07:14And that line about being fat.
07:15Um.
07:16So.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Being fat.
07:19That's what is supposed to happen when you eat like that.
07:23But.
07:24You want to drive your car 80 miles per hour all the time?
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