Off The Cuff

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Transcript

00:00If you got a problem with what's coming out of my mouth, take it up with the courts.

00:13Why would you go naked in front of some sort of fool who doesn't think you are cool and then walk up in his mouth?

00:19Did I just talk about something that doesn't make sense or cannot happen?

00:23Did I mention something that's a bad ass-whipping?

00:26Did you deserve that because you're a stupid jerk or is it because your mom was working herself all over her neighbor?

00:34So, why don't you just take up a new trade because the one you're taking up now doesn't make you any pay.

00:41You're going to get fined for being so gay.

00:44Why don't you just go in the stall and release your all so you can feel okay.

00:49Do you work the right way?

00:51You would get an F, not an A.

00:52When I left you for someone else to find, why would you mind if I just take a spine of a guy and break it in two?

01:02Two halves.

01:03Two maths.

01:05Subtraction and multiplication tablets.

01:09Addition and subtraction.

01:11Adding and backing up.

01:13Asking what because you don't know the question or you don't know the answer.

01:17May I just have to bless you before I make an extraction?

01:20How come it doesn't make no sense when I just sense making of a movie?

01:28Who is he to be what I be?

01:31I guess that's close to what I was trying to get across to you.

01:35How about you?

01:36Cool.

01:37All right.

01:38There we go.

01:39All right.

01:40All right.

01:40Bye-bye.

01:41Bye-bye.