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00:00Hola, mi fellow Americanos, y bienvenidos al Sierre de Schumer.
00:06That means welcome to the Schumer shutdown.
00:10We call it the Schumer siesta, right?
00:12It's the Schumer siesta.
00:14He put the government on siesta, crying Chuck,
00:17and El Hacimo Jefe Jeffries.
00:21We used to call him Dollar Store Obama
00:23until we realized he's worth far less than a dollar.
00:26But they put the government on siesta
00:30to give illegal aliens your health care.
00:33We're not going to let it happen.
00:34I looked at both of them.
00:35I said, we're not going to let it happen.
00:36It's no bueno.
00:38I said, it's no bueno.
00:39They begged me.
00:40They said, but senor, por favor,
00:43please give illegal aliens the health care.
00:46I said, we're not going to do it.
00:47We're never going to do it.
00:48It's not going to happen.
00:49And they're also very upset about our big, beautiful sombreros.
00:53You look at them.
00:54These are the greatest sombreros the world has ever seen.
00:57We really have the best sombreros,
00:59and everybody wants one except crying Chuck
01:02and El Hacimo Jefe Jeffries.
01:06They don't want one,
01:06but they're going to wear one when all of a sudden done.
01:09We're going to end the siesta.
01:10We're going to reopen the government,
01:12and we will not give in to the demands of Chuck and El Jefe.
01:16We're not going to do that.
01:18God bless you.
01:20Dio lo bendiga, and God bless America.
01:23Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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