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00:00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:01:00Oh, gosh, please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:03Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:05Something's going down.
00:01:06So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:11Mm-hmm.
00:01:13This is important.
00:01:16I just said that.
00:01:17I understand.
00:01:17Yeah, okay.
00:01:18Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:01:26No way.
00:01:27What are you talking about?
00:01:28They're getting divorced.
00:01:30No.
00:01:30Oh, no, no, no.
00:01:31It's just trial separation.
00:01:32You're going on trial?
00:01:33No, no, we're just going to live apart.
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:35You're not going on trial.
00:01:36No, there is no trial.
00:01:38No, we're just...
00:01:39They're getting divorced.
00:01:40That's what that means.
00:01:41We're going to live apart for a last year.
00:01:41For forever.
00:01:42Just say it.
00:01:43Hey, guys, would you please just listen to me?
00:01:46You won't be on trial.
00:01:47Taylor, no, no, no, no.
00:01:49Oh, so Taylor, can you just get up and leave?
00:01:51That's it.
00:02:02That's it.
00:02:04That's it.
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:43Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:02:57I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:01All right.
00:03:02So, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:06Where will you stay?
00:03:08I don't really know.
00:03:10Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:12Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:16I suppose you want to move out.
00:03:18Don't put it on me.
00:03:21Max!
00:03:25Mom!
00:03:26He's doing it again!
00:03:29Hey, Max!
00:03:31You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:03:32Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:03:33I know, I know.
00:03:35He's doing it.
00:03:35Stop it.
00:03:36He's coming in.
00:03:37Guys, guys, listen.
00:03:38This is important.
00:03:39No excuses.
00:03:40We need everyone at dinner.
00:03:41Seriously?
00:03:42Hmm.
00:03:43Tonight?
00:03:43Will we have favorite chicken?
00:03:44Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:03:46No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:03:48It's always the best party of the year.
00:03:49Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:03:51You're 16.
00:03:52What's everyone counting on you for?
00:03:53God, dad.
00:03:54Is Jacob going to be there?
00:03:58What?
00:03:59I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:01He'll definitely be there.
00:04:02Don't you have a pleat to bang on?
00:04:04Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:07Stop.
00:04:07Can I give you a gasp?
00:04:08That is no one.
00:04:09Thank you.
00:04:10Oh, no.
00:04:12God, give me.
00:04:13All right, Mr. D.
00:04:13Eric.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15What?
00:04:15Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:04:19What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:04:22It's a rare antique, Jen.
00:04:24It's kind of creepy.
00:04:25Go wait in the car.
00:04:26Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're
00:04:30going through?
00:04:33Yeah, I'll have him put it in the basement.
00:04:35No.
00:04:35You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:04:37Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:04:39That was not part of our deal.
00:04:40And I'll tell Emma.
00:04:41No.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:42Emma!
00:04:46Basement's this way.
00:04:47Basement.
00:04:48You guys got it?
00:04:49Let's get down there.
00:04:50I'm so sorry.
00:04:51No, right down.
00:04:52Rotate.
00:04:52Yeah, just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:04:56Hey, Mom.
00:04:58Oh.
00:04:59Hey, Taylor.
00:05:00They can bring the clock over here.
00:05:20What is that?
00:05:20The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:05:26Huh.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:27This is between you and your dad.
00:05:39This is between you and your dad.
00:05:42If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:05:46over on yourself.
00:05:47It looks pretty heavy.
00:05:4712-hour repeater.
00:05:5012-hour repeater.
00:05:54There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:05:55Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:02Yeah.
00:06:03How'd you know that?
00:06:05Now, get the door.
00:06:06Huh.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:11Huh.
00:08:33¡Gracias!
00:09:03¿Taylor?
00:09:15¿Taylor, te dejaste la casa, amor?
00:09:20¿Taylor, te dejaste la casa?
00:09:33¿Taylor, te dejaste la casa?
00:09:35¿Está la hora?
00:09:36Ok, I'm late for an appointment. I've got to go.
00:09:38If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, ok?
00:09:41I love you.
00:09:43I love you too.
00:09:50Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:09:54I saw him this morning, dropped the package off to him.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:03No, no, I didn't mean that. I went to the basement.
00:10:05He's my son too, so sometimes I...
00:10:08I just felt like I was wondering because when I went down to the...
00:10:12Hello. Let's save some of that space, shall we?
00:10:16Ok.
00:10:18So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:27Oh, yes.
00:10:28As we talked about last week.
00:10:30So, hashtag splitting up.
00:10:33How are you going to communicate this to the three of them,
00:10:35that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:10:39Well, we don't know. That's why we're here seeing you.
00:10:41Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:10:43Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:47Mm-hmm.
00:10:49That's... that's why we're here.
00:10:51Great.
00:10:52Eric?
00:10:53Yes?
00:10:54Would you like to contribute to this?
00:10:56Sure. I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:06Mm-hmm.
00:11:07If we're going to be single.
00:11:08Maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Better for everyone.
00:11:12I hear you, brother.
00:11:13I hear you.
00:11:14So, here's what we'll do, okay?
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:17We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:11:21Whew!
00:11:24Unspooling.
00:11:25Oh, we don't know how to unspool it.
00:11:28That's why we're here.
00:11:29That's why we're talking to you.
00:11:31Right.
00:11:32I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:11:36And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:11:39You could schedule a test from Quest right at your home.
00:11:42Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:11:44Mm-hmm.
00:11:45And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:11:46Mm-hmm.
00:11:47Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:11:51I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:11:54I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:11:57I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:11:58Mm-hmm.
00:11:59And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:00We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:03Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:07You know, they are flowering plants, but they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:11It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:14His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:17Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:12:20And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:12:24Yes!
00:12:25My gosh!
00:12:26Who recommended him?
00:12:28It's...
00:12:29In your bag.
00:12:32Hey, I got a little break.
00:12:36I don't suppose you want to, I don't know, go back to the...
00:12:40house, you know?
00:12:44Take a nap or whatever.
00:12:46Are you serious?
00:12:48We're still married.
00:12:55In some countries you'd have to.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59I thought this was your office.
00:13:01It is.
00:13:02Sometimes.
00:13:03Please, sit down.
00:13:05And here you go.
00:13:06You could have scanned this.
00:13:07Oh, this was a lot more fun, right?
00:13:08Hmm.
00:13:09I have to confirm.
00:13:10There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:13:11None.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:13Let's do this.
00:13:14This is the best tamponade in town.
00:13:15I can't think of anybody else.
00:13:16I'd rather share it with than you.
00:13:17You're going to love it.
00:13:18Well, Jen, this might be a little out of line, but here you'll look at our time.
00:13:22Help us go, then.
00:13:23And this is the best tamponade in town.
00:13:24We're not going to do more.
00:13:25Here you go.
00:13:26You're going to go a little bit.
00:13:27I think we're going to go a little bit.
00:13:28Alright?
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:30I'll go.
00:13:31It's a good boy.
00:13:32I'll be right back here.
00:13:33It's nice to give you a minute.
00:13:34Follow us.
00:13:35You're going to go to the house.
00:13:36You just want to be right back here.
00:13:37We'll be right back here in the house, take it ahead of me.
00:13:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:39Muy bien, todo está en control.
00:14:41¡Woo!
00:14:42¡Ok!
00:14:47¡Oh, Dios!
00:14:55¡Ah!
00:14:56¡Oh, Dios!
00:14:57¡Oh, Dios!
00:15:02¿Por qué me sientes que deberíamos estar bebiendo cigarrillos?
00:15:05¡Ah, Dios!
00:15:12Please, come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:15:19I... I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:15:23It's not peanuts.
00:15:25It's tree nuts.
00:15:26Like almonds.
00:15:30What is it?
00:15:31Sorry.
00:15:33Everything okay?
00:15:35Hey, Emma. How are you?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38Oh, sorry. I just lost track of time.
00:15:41Wait, what?
00:15:42He's what?
00:15:44When did you last see him?
00:15:45Till tomorrow.
00:15:49That went good.
00:15:50Taylor?
00:15:51Mom?
00:15:52Mom, Taylor left.
00:15:53I didn't know where you were.
00:15:54Is he back?
00:15:55No, he left the house.
00:15:56He never leaves the house.
00:15:57He's not here.
00:15:58Hey, Taylor.
00:15:59Oh, my God, Taylor.
00:16:00What a relief.
00:16:01Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:02He doesn't like to be tied.
00:16:03I know, honey.
00:16:04Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:05Mom.
00:16:06Mom.
00:16:07Mom.
00:16:08Mom.
00:16:09Mom.
00:16:10Mom.
00:16:11What a relief.
00:16:12Mom.
00:16:13What's your problem?
00:16:14He doesn't like to be tied.
00:16:15I know, honey.
00:16:16Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:17Do you understand?
00:16:18Mom.
00:16:19What were you doing?
00:16:23What is your problem?
00:16:26Taylor, where were you?
00:16:28Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:16:30What restaurant?
00:16:31Psycho much?
00:16:32Chill, Mom.
00:16:33He's fine.
00:16:34At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:16:49Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:16:54Just do what I'm told.
00:16:57You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:03And then...
00:17:07Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:11Jen.
00:17:13Come on.
00:17:14We...
00:17:15Listen.
00:17:16We can wait.
00:17:17Okay?
00:17:18We don't have to tell them tonight.
00:17:20Alright?
00:17:22Thank you.
00:17:25Happy to see me?
00:17:27What? Why?
00:17:28You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:17:30Wait, I...
00:17:31Just right there.
00:17:32You felt it.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:35Student had an allergic reaction.
00:17:37So I had to give him an injection.
00:17:39You?
00:17:40Uh-huh.
00:17:41You did this?
00:17:42You hate needles.
00:17:43Right?
00:17:44I had to give him an injection.
00:17:45Oh, my gosh.
00:17:46Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:17:49He must have freaked.
00:17:50Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:17:52Somebody gave him almonds.
00:17:54Restaurant?
00:17:55Who...
00:17:56Who's the...
00:17:57Who's the guy?
00:17:58Uh, Richard.
00:17:59Richard.
00:18:00Um, he's a...
00:18:01Who?
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03He's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:04Huh?
00:18:05But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:06I mean, we held hands and...
00:18:07Well, that's it.
00:18:08So...
00:18:09Congratulations.
00:18:10Wait.
00:18:11I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:18:12I knew it'd be a student.
00:18:13Hey, should we camp out tonight?
00:18:14Yes, you're welcome.
00:18:15I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:18:17Everyone's gonna be there.
00:18:18Not everyone.
00:18:19Shut up, Ma.
00:18:20Guys, everybody stop fighting.
00:18:21Please.
00:18:22Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:18:23So your dad and I, uh...
00:18:25We wanted to talk to this room.
00:18:26Uh...
00:18:27We wanted to talk to this room.
00:18:28Uh...
00:18:29Uh...
00:18:30Uh...
00:18:31Uh...
00:18:32Uh...
00:18:33Uh...
00:18:34Uh...
00:18:35Uh...
00:18:36Uh...
00:18:37Uh...
00:18:39Uh...
00:18:40Uh...
00:18:41Uh...
00:18:42Three of you, all in the same place, um...
00:18:45About something really important.
00:18:46Mm-hmm.
00:18:47Yeah, this is important.
00:18:48I already said that.
00:18:49Yeah, I know.
00:18:50I know you didn't.
00:18:51Okay, so anyway your...
00:18:52Taylor, um...
00:18:53Taylor, I haven't even...
00:18:54Hey!
00:18:55We're not done talking here!
00:18:56Taylor, sweetie!
00:18:59Taylor?
00:19:02Well then...
00:19:12¿Qué pasa?
00:19:42¿Qué pasa?
00:20:12¡Mam, he's doing it again!
00:20:19Max, stop.
00:20:21Stop.
00:20:22Mom.
00:20:22Mom.
00:20:23Mom, he's doing it again.
00:20:24Make him stop.
00:20:25Listen up.
00:20:26This is important.
00:20:26We need everyone at dinner.
00:20:29Seriously?
00:20:30Tonight?
00:20:31¿Qué?
00:21:01Alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies
00:21:03Abstinence pamphlets
00:21:05Thank you
00:21:09Whatever
00:21:10I mean it
00:21:11Not just for this, for everything
00:21:13We never have to worry about you
00:21:17You've never been able to worry about me
00:21:20There's a difference
00:21:31I have to tell you something, Jacob
00:21:52I can't go to Jamie's party anymore
00:21:55My parents named me a dinner
00:21:58Emma
00:22:00I bought these
00:22:02An entire box
00:22:04Very optimistic
00:22:05Let's just do it in my place, right now
00:22:07You have a death metal bedspread
00:22:09And little planes hanging above your bed
00:22:12Okay, they're Jedi starfighters
00:22:14Oh my god
00:22:16This is why you're still a virgin
00:22:18Guess I looked out then
00:22:21Speak, if you can
00:22:36You're out there
00:22:37Stay
00:22:37Good sir
00:22:38Why do you start?
00:22:39And things that you sound so fair
00:22:41What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:22:46Oh, my parents
00:22:48They want me to have some dinner
00:22:49Hey, uh
00:22:50Good stuff
00:22:52Which is
00:22:54And on stage
00:22:58He's so good at killing people
00:23:00Hey
00:23:01Eva
00:23:04Can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:06Sure
00:23:06There's a party tonight
00:23:11Jim's house
00:23:12Pairs up
00:23:13Oh, whatever
00:23:16After all, he already bought an entire box
00:23:19Hey
00:23:38You okay?
00:23:42Yeah
00:23:43You know
00:23:45Life's but a walking shadow
00:23:47You're doing really well
00:23:50By the way
00:23:51Yeah
00:23:51The scene
00:23:52Thanks
00:23:54So are you
00:23:57And
00:23:57I'm not just saying that
00:23:59Because my character would
00:24:00All hail
00:24:02You know
00:24:04They're, um
00:24:05They're showing
00:24:06Denzel's version
00:24:07At the university
00:24:08Um
00:24:09I thought it'd be fun
00:24:10To see, you know
00:24:11His interpretation of
00:24:12Scottish play
00:24:13I thought that maybe
00:24:16We could, we could do that
00:24:17Or something else
00:24:18Or just, you know
00:24:19That
00:24:19Are you
00:24:19Okay
00:24:20Asking me to the movie?
00:24:22No
00:24:23Maybe
00:24:25Yes
00:24:26Yeah
00:24:26Yeah
00:24:27Okay
00:24:29Oh
00:24:32Great
00:24:34Uh
00:24:35Okay
00:24:35Um
00:24:36Well
00:24:36So yeah
00:24:37It's
00:24:37It's the night
00:24:38So
00:24:38Can't
00:24:40Why is everything
00:24:42Happening tonight?
00:24:44Emma
00:24:44Emma
00:24:45Emma
00:24:45Your
00:24:45Your mother called the office
00:24:47There's been some kind of
00:24:47Family emergency
00:24:48Oh my god
00:24:50Coco
00:24:55Coco
00:24:56Coco
00:24:57Coco
00:24:57Mom
00:25:09Mom
00:25:13Mom
00:25:16Dad
00:25:17Taylor
00:25:20Is mom here?
00:25:21Mom
00:25:21You promised mom
00:25:29You wouldn't use her voice anymore
00:25:30Hello Emma
00:25:31I'm speaking to you as a British pop star
00:25:33So
00:25:33You'll pay closer attention
00:25:35I can't believe this
00:25:36I thought there was an emergency
00:25:37There is an emergency
00:25:38At dinner
00:25:39Mom and dad will separate
00:25:40I need your help to keep them together
00:25:43That's what this dinner is about
00:25:50I mean I knew they were having problems
00:25:55But mom said they were working them out
00:25:57How do you know this?
00:26:02The clock can turn back time
00:26:03Up to 12 hours
00:26:05What?
00:26:07Come on
00:26:08I found out when I fixed it
00:26:09The first day it came
00:26:10That's today
00:26:13It came this morning
00:26:15This is the 23rd version of today
00:26:17Which is how I know that mom and dad
00:26:19Are splitting up at the end of it
00:26:21And how I know the next words
00:26:23You're going to say
00:26:23This is stupid
00:26:25Well
00:26:26Yeah
00:26:26Of course you knew that
00:26:27This is stupid
00:26:28Um
00:26:29How about this?
00:26:30Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles
00:26:32I think I know how to stop mom
00:27:02But I need your help with dad
00:27:04They're making a big mistake
00:27:05How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:10I mean better now than later
00:27:11Spoiler alert
00:27:13Love sucks
00:27:14It never lasts
00:27:16Jacob's a wanker
00:27:18Mom and dad are different
00:27:32Oh god
00:27:42You're done barfing right?
00:27:44Because I just cleaned my car
00:27:46Yeah
00:27:47Oh
00:27:48We're off to a flying start
00:27:54Pull over
00:28:01Here
00:28:02Sorry we haven't spent much time together lately
00:28:15We don't really talk much anymore do we?
00:28:23I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking
00:28:26But
00:28:27You can talk right?
00:28:30You just don't want to?
00:28:34Look
00:28:35I don't blame you
00:28:37Most of what people say is really stupid
00:28:41I just
00:28:42Wonder if
00:28:43Taylor where are you going?
00:28:48Taylor
00:28:49What are you doing?
00:28:57What the hell?
00:28:58What did you do to my car?
00:29:00You didn't see him?
00:29:00Say what?
00:29:01The kid
00:29:02Taylor what the hell just happened?
00:29:03The car was hitting you
00:29:04You almost got killed
00:29:05Oh my god
00:29:09If mom and dad knew what you were doing right now
00:29:11You'd be so grounded
00:29:12I love being grounded
00:29:13But that was the easy part
00:29:16Now is where I need your help
00:29:18Look at him
00:29:27No wonder they're in trouble
00:29:29Mom's beautiful
00:29:31And he's a mess
00:29:32It's like he's not even trying anymore
00:29:34And he's smoking again?
00:29:36He's such a loser
00:29:38How is that our dad?
00:29:40It's all we have to work with
00:29:41Yeah I know
00:29:42I have an idea
00:29:46But
00:29:47We need money
00:29:48Taylor
00:29:50Is that real?
00:29:53How did you get it?
00:29:55The stock market
00:29:55Is that totally ethical?
00:29:59It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:03Okay, so you're gonna say to him
00:30:04It's a promotion
00:30:05And we're giving free haircuts
00:30:06To everyone in the office
00:30:07And it's your turn
00:30:08I don't like lying
00:30:09How short do you want?
00:30:18We have 60 seconds
00:30:20Is this absolutely necessary?
00:30:22Is this absolutely necessary?
00:30:22Is this absolutely necessary?
00:30:50No
00:31:00Oh my god
00:31:02Oh
00:31:03No
00:31:04Do you notice his haircut at least?
00:31:29Oh my god
00:31:35Oh my god
00:31:36They're going somewhere together
00:31:36This is great
00:31:37I've never gotten them this far
00:31:39This is huge
00:31:53They went home together
00:31:54We actually did it
00:31:55We'll see you at dinner
00:31:57I know
00:32:17I acted like I didn't care
00:32:20When you first told me
00:32:21I guess
00:32:24I guess
00:32:24I guess it's just easier
00:32:29To act like you literally
00:32:30Don't care, right?
00:32:32Because you don't have any control
00:32:34Of these things
00:32:34That are happening to you
00:32:36The truth is
00:32:40I can't imagine
00:32:41Mom and Dad apart
00:32:42Oh crap
00:32:54Mom's leaving by herself
00:32:55Mom, Mom what?
00:33:04What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:14You're just a weird guy
00:33:14With Mom
00:33:15I'm not breaking into anyone's car
00:33:20I'm not doing it
00:33:21I'm not strong enough
00:33:24Please
00:33:26I'll explain later
00:33:28Get back
00:33:29That's an EpiPen
00:33:40It can save someone's life
00:33:41Oh my god
00:33:41You're not even breathing
00:33:42Where's the EpiPen?
00:33:47Oh god
00:33:47Not my window
00:33:48Right there
00:33:50Oh god
00:33:50I found it
00:33:52Okay
00:33:53Woo
00:33:54Okay
00:33:55I'm putting you there
00:33:57I'm putting you there
00:33:57Let's do it
00:33:58What?
00:34:04Killing Mom's new weird guy friend
00:34:06Isn't going to solve anything
00:34:07She needs a shock
00:34:09But not that kind of shock
00:34:10Oh my god
00:34:13She needs a vision
00:34:14Don't forget to stop at the Mini Mart
00:34:17And buy favorite chicken
00:34:18For dinner tonight
00:34:19Yeah
00:34:19Yeah I know
00:34:20I'm on my way
00:34:21Until tomorrow
00:34:21Who's that?
00:34:23Ah just some crazy man
00:34:24Yelling at me from the street
00:34:25Bye
00:34:26It's showtime
00:34:28Hey Siri
00:34:30Call Dylan
00:34:31Go Dylan go
00:34:38Tomorrow
00:34:42And tomorrow
00:34:43And tomorrow
00:34:44Creeps in this petty pace
00:34:46Day to day
00:34:47To the last syllable
00:34:48Of recorded time
00:34:49Out
00:34:50Out
00:34:51Brief candle
00:34:52It is a tale told by an idiot
00:34:53Filled with sound and fury
00:34:55Signifying nothing
00:34:56My spouse has died
00:34:58But yours
00:35:00Still lives
00:35:01A chance to change your fate
00:35:04And fate to you alone gives
00:35:05See the light
00:35:07And change your way
00:35:08Change your way
00:35:09And change today
00:35:12It was really okay
00:35:19Oh my god
00:35:20It was so much better than okay
00:35:21You totally blew her mind
00:35:23Okay
00:35:23And what was that part at the end
00:35:25That wasn't in the play
00:35:26I wrote it
00:35:28To fit the occasion
00:35:29Wow
00:35:30You're really good
00:35:30Thank you
00:35:32Um
00:35:34Thank you again so much
00:35:38For doing this
00:35:38I
00:35:39Um
00:35:40I
00:35:40I'll see you tomorrow
00:35:47Tomorrow
00:35:47Tomorrow
00:35:48Tomorrow
00:35:50And tomorrow
00:35:51Hey McBeth
00:35:53Move it
00:35:54Hey mom
00:36:02Oh hey kid
00:36:03How's your day
00:36:04Huh
00:36:04Weird
00:36:05Oh yeah
00:36:08I guess so
00:36:09No I'm sorry
00:36:10I forgot about that
00:36:11I just uh
00:36:12Saw it lying by the side
00:36:13Of the street
00:36:14I thought that could
00:36:15Stab somebody
00:36:16It would leave it there
00:36:17Maybe a crazy man
00:36:19Hey
00:36:20Hey everybody
00:36:21Oh oh hey hon
00:36:23Can we talk
00:36:23Yeah
00:36:24Looks good right
00:36:29Your father and I
00:36:31Want to talk to the three of you
00:36:33All in the same place
00:36:34About something important
00:36:35But
00:36:36We're not gonna do that tonight
00:36:38Instead we're just gonna have
00:36:40A nice family dinner
00:36:41Alright
00:36:41Right
00:36:41Dig in
00:36:43I'm gonna have this
00:36:44Thank you
00:36:45Very much
00:36:46Are you kidding me
00:36:47Dylan Barlow
00:36:49I knew it
00:36:52I knew his face
00:36:53I couldn't remember his name
00:36:54He's your friend right
00:36:56No
00:36:57Yes
00:36:59How do you know Dylan
00:37:00Well his mom takes my
00:37:01Wednesday morning class
00:37:03And
00:37:03He just followed me around
00:37:05A supermarket
00:37:05Doing Shakespeare quotes
00:37:08Huh
00:37:08That's really weird
00:37:11Why would he do that
00:37:12Yeah that's what I'm gonna
00:37:14Find out actually
00:37:15What are you doing
00:37:15I'm just gonna text his mom
00:37:17No stop
00:37:17It was
00:37:19My idea
00:37:20I
00:37:22Thought that it would
00:37:24Change your plans
00:37:25And
00:37:25It did right
00:37:27My plans
00:37:29With dad
00:37:31To get divorced
00:37:34What
00:37:35No
00:37:35What
00:37:36That's not what's happening
00:37:36Wait no
00:37:37Have you been spying on us
00:37:38Yeah but
00:37:39There is no but
00:37:40We do not snoop in this house
00:37:41We just don't
00:37:42We face each other
00:37:43From a place of honesty
00:37:45Oh yeah
00:37:45Is that what you told
00:37:46The weird guy you met
00:37:47For drinks before you
00:37:48Went to his car
00:37:49And pulled down his pants
00:37:50Emma
00:37:50Emma
00:37:51What are you
00:37:52What is she talking about
00:37:53Oh a new private
00:37:55We met at a restaurant
00:37:57He had allergic reaction
00:37:58It was nothing
00:37:58But I had to give him
00:37:59An injection
00:37:59You hate needles
00:38:00Mmm
00:38:01Congratulations
00:38:05Mom and I are
00:38:07Separating everybody
00:38:08I knew he'd be a student
00:38:10Sweetie
00:38:11No
00:38:12Emma
00:38:13Emma
00:38:14What's happening
00:38:16Emma
00:38:16Wait sweetie
00:38:17Guys
00:38:17What a piece of shit
00:38:24Listen we didn't mean
00:38:25To spring it on you
00:38:26Like that
00:38:27Dude we're gonna go
00:38:28I wouldn't go there if I were you
00:38:29I wouldn't go there if I were you
00:38:58So
00:39:01We're doing it tonight
00:39:05Where will you stay
00:39:07I don't really know
00:39:10Dan has an extra room
00:39:12Dan
00:39:14This place is disgusting
00:39:15I don't suppose you want to move out
00:39:18Don't put it on me
00:39:19Max
00:39:23Max
00:39:31Max
00:39:32Hey Max
00:39:35Max
00:39:35You won I'm rocking out
00:39:37Go rock out in your own room
00:39:39With your own headphones
00:39:40Nobody wants to hear this
00:39:42That's not true
00:39:43And leave your sister alone
00:39:45Why are you
00:39:45Why are you always annoying her
00:39:47See this space
00:39:47Stay away
00:39:48So you're gonna tell Taylor
00:39:50About dinner
00:39:51Then you're gonna talk
00:39:52To Max and Emma
00:39:53Yes yes
00:39:53Guys mom and I
00:39:55Need everyone at
00:39:56Dinner
00:39:58It looks a lot worse
00:40:00Than when we put it in storage
00:40:02What does it matter
00:40:03It doesn't work
00:40:04It's kind of creepy
00:40:05It's got these scuff marks
00:40:06All over
00:40:07It's got a scratch up here
00:40:09Looks like the minute hand's missing
00:40:11You guys didn't drop it
00:40:12Did you
00:40:12Not yet
00:40:13To get out of the basement
00:40:14Taylor and I
00:40:16I think we can fix it
00:40:17Taylor
00:40:34Are you
00:40:35Wow
00:40:50That's incredible
00:40:54Don't touch it
00:40:56It's very fragile
00:40:57Oh
00:40:58Right
00:41:00Of course
00:41:02Amazing
00:41:04There's a package here
00:41:06For President Obama himself
00:41:08Wow
00:41:11Well that is amazing
00:41:13Why are you moving out tonight
00:41:16Taylor
00:41:18Were you listening in
00:41:20On our conversation
00:41:21Because you know
00:41:22We've talked to you
00:41:23About listening before
00:41:24Well that is amazing
00:41:28Promise me
00:41:30You'll never leave us
00:41:31Oh god
00:41:41I love you
00:41:42And your sister
00:41:43Your brother so much
00:41:45I never wanted
00:41:47Well that is amazing
00:41:50Are things okay
00:41:51Between you and mom
00:41:52Yeah
00:41:54Yeah it's fine
00:41:56No matter what happens
00:41:59I love you
00:42:02And your brother
00:42:04And sister very much
00:42:05Fist bump
00:42:07Alright
00:42:10I'll see you a little later
00:42:12Alright
00:42:12Oh
00:42:14Forgot my coat
00:42:18Hey Eric
00:42:27Charlie
00:42:29You have a plastic bag
00:42:31No
00:42:32Yeah
00:42:33Okay
00:42:33Never mind
00:42:34Hey Devin
00:42:46What's up
00:42:46I'm sorry Mr. D
00:42:48But I got some not so great news
00:42:49About your apartment
00:42:50Apparently Harry Styles called
00:42:52And wanted your apartment
00:42:53For his L.A.P.
00:42:54At the tier
00:42:54Offered a bunch of cash
00:42:55And they gave it to him
00:42:56Not cool
00:42:57What are you talking about
00:42:59And I get it
00:42:59I mean I'm totally a styler
00:43:01But also not cool
00:43:02No no no
00:43:02Devin
00:43:03But the good news is
00:43:04I checked out another place
00:43:05That we managed
00:43:05That you will love
00:43:06I could show it to you
00:43:07This afternoon
00:43:07Great
00:43:09Okay
00:43:10Well then let's go
00:43:11Go ahead Miss Gimmons
00:43:14That's part of the process
00:43:15Here
00:43:16Oh thanks Bill
00:43:17How's Devin
00:43:19Is he helping
00:43:20Oh yeah
00:43:21He's a
00:43:22He's a real go getter
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:24I don't know what I would have done
00:43:25Without him in my divorces
00:43:26Gotta have a bachelor pad
00:43:27Wait till you start
00:43:28Putting it to good use right
00:43:29How's Justin handling it
00:43:33Who
00:43:34Justin
00:43:36Your son
00:43:37Oh yeah yeah
00:43:38No he's
00:43:38Great
00:43:39I think our relationship's probably
00:43:41It's as good as it's ever gonna be
00:43:43You know
00:43:44Uh huh
00:43:44Uh I'm gonna go get a latte
00:43:46Yeah
00:43:47Grab me one too
00:43:49Hey dad
00:43:51Oh god
00:43:52Oh
00:43:53This is for a friend
00:43:55Terrible habit
00:43:56I should
00:43:56He should quit
00:43:57Yeah
00:43:58Why aren't you at school
00:43:59They cancelled it
00:44:00You expect me to believe that
00:44:02I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend
00:44:04Fair enough
00:44:05What can I do for you
00:44:05Well I have these gift cards
00:44:07From your last birthday
00:44:08That you haven't used
00:44:09These
00:44:10Yeah
00:44:11They're brand new
00:44:12Unlike your smoking habit
00:44:13Which I'm willing to keep a secret
00:44:15If what
00:44:17If you let me give you a makeover
00:44:19What
00:44:21Me
00:44:22No
00:44:22What are you talking about
00:44:23Dad
00:44:24Honey
00:44:24I really do appreciate the thought
00:44:26And the
00:44:27General weirdness
00:44:29Of your
00:44:29Sudden appearance here
00:44:31But
00:44:31Trust me
00:44:32You need one
00:44:34Desperately
00:44:36Are you sure honey
00:44:39Yes I'm sure
00:44:40You look amazing dad
00:44:41I don't feel like myself
00:44:42Honestly
00:44:43Please you just have to be confident
00:44:44But when you see mom
00:44:45Please tell her this is your idea
00:44:47Okay
00:44:47Okay
00:44:47I had nothing to do with it
00:44:49You did it for her
00:44:50No no no no honey
00:44:51This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now
00:44:54It's fine
00:44:54Oh
00:44:58What happened to you
00:45:00You like it
00:45:01I decided to change my look
00:45:04In time for being single
00:45:06No
00:45:07I did it all for you
00:45:08I don't believe that
00:45:10Emma told me to say that
00:45:12She showed up at my work
00:45:15And she gave me a makeover
00:45:16Emma
00:45:17Yeah
00:45:17Well wasn't she at school
00:45:19She said it was cancelled
00:45:21That's weird
00:45:24Yeah
00:45:25Tip of the iceberg
00:45:27Weirdest day I've ever experienced
00:45:29Well maybe it's just cause you know what's happening tonight
00:45:32Hey
00:45:34Hello
00:45:35What is the deal
00:45:37With the deals
00:45:37I don't know
00:45:39Let's find out
00:45:39Let's find out together
00:45:40Come on in
00:45:41How are you
00:45:43Good how are you
00:45:44Thank you
00:45:44I'm great
00:45:45She's great
00:45:47So um
00:45:51Sorry family emergency
00:45:53So this is happening tonight
00:45:56I hear that
00:45:58But what if
00:45:59What if it doesn't
00:46:01What do we have to do
00:46:03Together
00:46:04To keep you two from uncoupling
00:46:05I thought we were telling the kids tonight
00:46:07At dinner
00:46:08And that's what we've spoken about
00:46:09Feel us a little soon
00:46:10Best not to rush into things
00:46:11I'm sorry
00:46:12Did something change
00:46:13Because last week
00:46:14Last week was so last week
00:46:15Am I right
00:46:16I say so many things
00:46:18You know
00:46:18Words just come out of my mouth
00:46:19Just trying things
00:46:20But this week
00:46:21I'm getting this vibe
00:46:23Right
00:46:23That you two are just
00:46:25Great people
00:46:26Great people
00:46:27Who can either
00:46:28Hey
00:46:28Stay together
00:46:29Or make the same mistakes
00:46:31With less great people
00:46:32I don't know
00:46:33Just spitballing air
00:46:34Why don't we just
00:46:35Stay together
00:46:35You guys
00:46:36Are you serious
00:46:37I'm detecting a little bit of anger
00:46:39In that voice
00:46:40Well you've just turned around
00:46:42After months of discussion
00:46:44And changed your mind
00:46:45I don't even know what I'm doing
00:46:47There's nothing there
00:46:48There's nothing there
00:46:49There's nothing there
00:46:51I know what I'm doing
00:46:54I'm keeping you two
00:46:56From burning it all down
00:46:57What are you doing
00:46:57Putting out the fire
00:46:58Cooling you off
00:47:00Cool off
00:47:01How about a candy you guys
00:47:03Let's sweeten the deal
00:47:05For the deals
00:47:06Oh
00:47:06You just have a great last name
00:47:08I don't like my last name
00:47:09But we can't pick
00:47:10Our Danish stepfathers
00:47:11Nothing must ever
00:47:13Good enough for him
00:47:14I'm okay
00:47:15What about when he
00:47:18Sprints us
00:47:20With the water
00:47:21What is wrong with this guy
00:47:22That's so unprofessional
00:47:23Who recommended him
00:47:25Bill
00:47:25Bill from your work
00:47:27You're right
00:47:28It was
00:47:30A hundred percent
00:47:31And by the way
00:47:32You have lost like ten years
00:47:33This haircut is so cute
00:47:35Oh
00:47:36Does that mean we're touching
00:47:38Each other again
00:47:39If so
00:47:40Maybe we
00:47:41Go back to the house
00:47:43Take a nap
00:47:44Are you serious?
00:47:47No
00:47:47We're still married
00:47:48Some countries
00:47:51You'd have to
00:47:52Eric
00:47:53Eric
00:47:55Eric
00:47:55Turns out all we needed to do
00:48:14To have a good nap
00:48:15Was split up
00:48:16No wonder
00:48:17Half the country's divorced
00:48:19Why do we stop trying?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25It's just easier, right?
00:48:29Just give in to it
00:48:30Entropy
00:48:33You ever think
00:48:38There's a way back?
00:48:40What?
00:48:43You ever think
00:48:44What did you say?
00:48:54Nothing
00:48:55Nothing
00:48:57Are you alright?
00:49:04Yeah
00:49:05Fine
00:49:06Ugh
00:49:11I gotta make a word call
00:49:13I got a new private
00:49:14Hmm
00:49:15Lucky guy
00:49:16How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:18Lucky guess
00:49:19I'll leave you in private
00:49:21So you make your call
00:49:23Private
00:49:24What?
00:49:25Oh
00:49:26Now as you can see
00:49:28Everything is up to the minute
00:49:29Cutting edge
00:49:30State of the art
00:49:31Everything that the modern
00:49:32Hot single man
00:49:33Especially with this look
00:49:34Good ass for
00:49:35Okay
00:49:35And I wanna be clear about this
00:49:37This place is available
00:49:38Immediately
00:49:39Oh yeah
00:49:40It's all yours
00:49:40No worries
00:49:41And wait till the new hookups
00:49:42See this place
00:49:43I'm talking muy
00:49:44Enthusiastic consent
00:49:46Hombre
00:49:46Okay
00:49:47And most of the residents
00:49:48Are single
00:49:49So you don't have to deal
00:49:50With any annoying kids
00:49:51Alright
00:49:52Right this way
00:49:53Alright
00:49:55Here we go
00:49:57And you are going to love this place
00:50:01Okay
00:50:02Oh
00:50:05Gets a little malfunctioning
00:50:07Okay hold on
00:50:08Let's do a little
00:50:09Here we go
00:50:11Welcome to your new bachelor
00:50:13Oh my lord
00:50:17It was perfect this morning
00:50:21You know
00:50:22I'm sorry
00:50:23Mr. Deal
00:50:23We'll get this fixed up
00:50:24What am I doing
00:50:33What am I doing
00:50:34I guess so
00:50:40Oh god
00:50:41I forgot about that yet
00:50:42Who would put it there
00:50:44Maybe a crazy man
00:50:45What
00:50:46Were you two
00:50:49What
00:50:50Never mind
00:50:52Honey
00:50:54Can we talk
00:50:56Who came up with the idea
00:50:57Of a deadline
00:50:58Maybe we
00:50:59You know
00:51:00Could do it
00:51:01Next week
00:51:02Or
00:51:02A couple of weeks
00:51:03Or the first of the month
00:51:04But you've talked about
00:51:05Being in limbo
00:51:06Don't you want to
00:51:08Move on with your life
00:51:09As a single guy
00:51:10You know
00:51:11That's not what I want
00:51:12And if there's any chance
00:51:14That we can work this out
00:51:16Isn't it worth
00:51:16Waiting a moment
00:51:18Do you really believe that
00:51:20I know
00:51:26I haven't been
00:51:27Fully present
00:51:29For a while
00:51:30But you know
00:51:32Ever since Taylor was born
00:51:34I'm like a ghost
00:51:36In this house
00:51:36I certainly fell off
00:51:38Your radar
00:51:39I just
00:51:43I have three kids
00:51:46We have three kids
00:51:47So where have you been
00:51:48You're just so much
00:51:52Better at it than me
00:51:53Especially with Taylor
00:51:55I could never reach him
00:51:57At all
00:51:58And I could never reach you
00:52:00I just
00:52:02I don't know
00:52:03Just checked out
00:52:04Like I've had one foot
00:52:05Out the door for months
00:52:06But today
00:52:08Something changed
00:52:09Really
00:52:10God
00:52:13I don't want to
00:52:14Live my life
00:52:15Without
00:52:15My family
00:52:17Without my kids
00:52:19Without you
00:52:21How do I know
00:52:23You won't have
00:52:24One foot out of the door
00:52:25Again tomorrow
00:52:25I'm right here
00:52:29Fully committed
00:52:31And you'll let Emma
00:52:35Keep dressing you
00:52:36Yes I will
00:52:42Oh
00:52:47Emma
00:52:48You can go to your party
00:52:49Really?
00:52:49Yay
00:52:50Oh
00:52:54That's a lot of excitement
00:52:56For a party
00:52:57Oh
00:52:58I'm not going
00:52:59I'm just
00:53:00Happy
00:53:01You know
00:53:02To have the option
00:53:03Okay
00:53:06Okay
00:53:06Okay
00:53:06Amén.
00:53:36Amén.
00:54:06Amén.
00:54:07Amén.
00:54:08Amén.
00:54:09Amén.
00:54:10Amén.
00:54:11Amén.
00:54:12Amén.
00:54:13Amén.
00:54:14A text from your realtor?
00:54:15Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:54:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:54:18No, wait.
00:54:19I didn't want to do this front of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:54:21No, no, no, no, this is a miscommunication.
00:54:23This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:54:25You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:54:27You said Dan's was gross.
00:54:28I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:54:30Yeah, for your new girlfriend.
00:54:31There's no new girlfriend.
00:54:32You're just a lonely bachelor pad.
00:54:34There's no bachelor pad!
00:54:35You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:54:38¿Y sabes lo que?
00:54:41Es suerte para ti, tienes una patente de suerte en tu cama.
00:54:45No.
00:54:45¡Y yo lo vi!
00:54:47¡Jan!
00:54:50¡Jan!
00:54:54¿Puedo hacer las licencias?
00:55:03¿Puedo hacer las licencias?
00:55:05¿Puedo decirte?
00:55:08¿Puedo hacer las licencias?
00:55:38¿Puedo hacer las licencias?
00:55:43No, no, no, no.
00:56:13No, no, no, no.
00:56:43No, I'm not in my room or eating breakfast.
00:56:55He comes down here.
00:56:56I don't want him involved with this.
00:56:57Involved in what?
00:56:59Have a nice trip.
00:56:59You better...
00:57:00Ow.
00:57:02How'd you know that was gonna happen?
00:57:04Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:10Seriously?
00:57:12That's so cool.
00:57:13Wait, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:18Well, it really works.
00:57:20You can't tell anyone about this.
00:57:22Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:57:25But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:57:28Think of us working together.
00:57:29Turn back the clock.
00:57:30He's stuck with us now.
00:57:32Fine.
00:57:34Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:57:36This is a very delicate situation.
00:57:40Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:57:45Wait, what?
00:57:45Pay attention, Max.
00:57:50The clock is aging.
00:57:52It can't take much more.
00:57:55This day may be our last chance.
00:57:57Let me help.
00:57:59They're my mom and Dad, too.
00:58:07So obvious.
00:58:08Dad packed us and not Mom.
00:58:10Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts.
00:58:12So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:14That's right.
00:58:15Thanks for your help.
00:58:16That sounds so real.
00:58:18It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:58:19Hey, guys.
00:58:20What are you doing down here?
00:58:21I'm going to drive Max to school today, so you're off the hook.
00:58:24To school, but we just...
00:58:26And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner tonight?
00:58:30We already told him.
00:58:31We're all really looking forward to it.
00:58:33It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:58:37Yeah, it's been a while.
00:58:38Oh, shoot.
00:58:40Watch out.
00:58:41What?
00:58:44Are you sure you can afford this?
00:58:54We made $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:58:57Is that like drug dealing?
00:58:59No.
00:58:59We knew which stocks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into them.
00:59:03Forget Mom and Dad.
00:59:04Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:05We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
00:59:08Hey, Mom.
00:59:22Get at me now.
00:59:23Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
00:59:26Max, what are you...
00:59:27Max, this is Richard, my student.
00:59:30What's up, bro?
00:59:30Cool duds.
00:59:31Yeah, you can leave now.
00:59:32Wait, don't be rude.
00:59:34All right.
00:59:34Please leave now.
00:59:35I'm so sorry.
00:59:37No, it's cool.
00:59:38It's cool.
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39Well, Rose on a mission.
00:59:41Catch you later.
00:59:41Okay.
00:59:43Tell me about your first date with Dad.
00:59:44How did you get here?
00:59:45I gotta get back to school.
00:59:47Go.
00:59:47First date.
00:59:48Um, okay.
00:59:49So, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which I'm not into,
00:59:53but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
00:59:55Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:00beignets.
01:00:00What?
01:00:01Oh, a beignet?
01:00:02It's like a donut?
01:00:03They don't have a hole in it?
01:00:05Oh, anyway.
01:00:05So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:09We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and...
01:00:12Oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:14That first bite, it was so delicious.
01:00:18And then it started snowing.
01:00:20And it was so crazy, because, like, it never snows in town.
01:00:26And it was just so new.
01:00:30And it was so exciting.
01:00:33And it was just like, the city, your dad, life, it was just...
01:00:40It was packed into this one magical moment.
01:00:44Are you okay?
01:00:46Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:00:48I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone.
01:00:52Because it really was special.
01:00:55Is it still a circle?
01:00:58What, sweetie?
01:00:59Even without the hole?
01:01:01A beignet?
01:01:02No, honey, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:04Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:06I have to go.
01:01:07Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:15Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:17A what truck?
01:01:18Like a donut, but square and hollow.
01:01:19I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:01:23I have an idea about the snow.
01:01:31Does he even care about the fish?
01:01:33Oh, I was just taking them.
01:01:35Max!
01:01:38Oh, Nemo?
01:01:39Oh, no!
01:01:44It had nothing to do with this.
01:01:45You did this for her.
01:01:46No, no, no, no, honey.
01:01:47This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:01:50It's fine.
01:01:51You're fine.
01:01:57Harry Styles called.
01:01:58He wanted your apartment for his L.A.
01:02:00Pippetier.
01:02:00The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:04You can see it right now.
01:02:05I've got to be free.
01:02:47¡No ahora! ¡Suscríbete!
01:02:57¡Es un montón de divertidas!
01:02:59¡No quiero decir eso!
01:03:01Ok
01:03:05¡Vamos!
01:03:35¡Vamos!
01:03:37¿Qué del?
01:03:39What did you do to my car?
01:03:41Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:03:42The whole place is trash.
01:03:44In position. Make the call.
01:03:46Good job, Max.
01:03:47We'll finish everything at home.
01:03:48You know what to do now.
01:03:50Devon, call for you on my line.
01:03:52It's Barack Obama.
01:03:55What?
01:04:02Hello?
01:04:02Is this Devon?
01:04:03Mr. President.
01:04:04Kevin, estoy tratando de llegar a ti todo el día, necesito una bachillería.
01:04:08Bueno, ¿qué es Michelle? Bueno, ¿están las chicas coming?
01:04:11Sí, Melilla.
01:04:14Max Man to base, la misión accomplished.
01:04:17¡Vamos a hacer esto!
01:04:23According to Finder Phone, you so...
01:04:25You're Jen's kid.
01:04:28It's Emma and Taylor's fault.
01:04:29Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:04:34Oh my God, this is amazing.
01:04:44Did you? I did not.
01:04:47I swear.
01:04:50Wow.
01:04:52It was pretty fantastic, that date, that whole night.
01:04:58Yeah, it was.
01:05:00It was.
01:05:02This is unusual.
01:05:04It smells good.
01:05:06It sure does.
01:05:08Should we get a beignet?
01:05:09I think we should.
01:05:12We're going to have two beignets.
01:05:14Come on, right now.
01:05:20Do it.
01:05:23All right, here you guys go.
01:05:24Where's Max?
01:05:25They're just as good as they were back then.
01:05:31Back then, I was too terrified to even eat, because I was afraid you were going to slap me when I asked you to kiss me.
01:05:35I would have kissed you at any time during that date.
01:05:38I probably would have kissed you hello.
01:05:40Now you tell me.
01:05:42So you didn't do this?
01:05:50I didn't do this.
01:05:53It was Max.
01:05:55Our Max?
01:05:56He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:05:58Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:08Snow.
01:06:09This is fantastic.
01:06:10Fantastic.
01:06:11I want to stay with you and the kids.
01:06:26There's no other home for me.
01:06:28I want you to stay, too.
01:06:39Hi, Stuart Little.
01:06:40Judgment day.
01:06:44Max, what happened?
01:06:45Find a phone.
01:06:46I told you to turn it off.
01:06:47I forgot.
01:06:48You know this little dude?
01:06:49Yeah, he's my brother.
01:06:50Unfortunately.
01:06:52Neither of my parents are home right now, so thank you for bringing him back.
01:06:56But I'll just take it from here.
01:06:58Well, what's going on here?
01:07:00Nothing.
01:07:00Nothing.
01:07:01Nothing.
01:07:01Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:03Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:06Let's go, Captain Cliff, though.
01:07:08Tell your mom.
01:07:09Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:13Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:14Max, is that true?
01:07:16I'm sorry.
01:07:17Who are you?
01:07:18Who's this guy?
01:07:18My student.
01:07:19I'm a friend.
01:07:20A friend?
01:07:20Or how do you know my wife?
01:07:22Okay, let's not do this.
01:07:23Let's not.
01:07:24I just want to let Jen know what a kid was up.
01:07:25Eric?
01:07:26Hey, I thought that was you.
01:07:28Hey, hey, hey.
01:07:28How are you doing?
01:07:29All right.
01:07:29Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:07:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07:33Who's this guy?
01:07:34Devin Andrews.
01:07:35I'm Eric's realtor.
01:07:36Realtor?
01:07:37Really?
01:07:37And that bachelor pad?
01:07:38It is red-deed.
01:07:39Wow, are you kidding?
01:07:41Hey, you know what?
01:07:41It's all good.
01:07:42I'm just going to get going.
01:07:42You want to go with him?
01:07:43Beignets, anyone.
01:07:44Nobody wants a beignet.
01:07:46Can they turn this off?
01:07:47You've got to make this right.
01:07:48Don't turn it back.
01:07:49I mean, what?
01:07:50No bachelor pad.
01:07:51It's a beautiful pad, Jen, Daisy.
01:07:53Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:07:56You need a lawyer?
01:07:57Hold on.
01:07:58Um...
01:07:59Great sectional in a hot tub.
01:08:02Quiet!
01:08:03Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:09And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:10Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:13No, we do not want to go to dinner, because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:18Look, don't take my word for it.
01:08:20Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:08:22Max, that's enough.
01:08:22And every time you screw it up, Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:08:25Taylor?
01:08:29No, Taylor, I told you I got this!
01:08:35Max had some sort of seizure this morning.
01:08:50Yes, yes, I'm looking at it now, doctor.
01:08:54Is there nothing we can do?
01:08:56The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:08:57No surprises or trauma of any kind.
01:09:04What hospital are you at?
01:09:05Justin, we're going to need a second opinion.
01:09:08Well, this is a real emergency.
01:09:09Are you kidding?
01:09:11Nobody believes you.
01:09:12God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:09:15Well, gee, what that might have tailed, I got some slight tail from your home, girl.
01:09:20You know, I know your girlfriend's back today, and you know, she...
01:09:22Why would thieves only steal a dining room table?
01:09:25Why not jewelry?
01:09:27Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, about something important.
01:09:32Yes, this is important.
01:09:35No excuses, we need everyone at dinner.
01:09:38Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:09:40That's one million dollars.
01:09:41And it's yours to keep.
01:09:43All you have to do is stay married.
01:09:44Where did that money come from?
01:09:46FBI!
01:09:46Nobody move!
01:09:49So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:09:56Well, I thought they were pretty good.
01:09:58It was weird, though.
01:09:59It was like they already knew.
01:10:00We couldn't even...
01:10:01Hey!
01:10:02Hey!
01:10:07Just come here!
01:10:08All right, all right.
01:10:10I get the stage rackin'.
01:10:12Should I get major backin'?
01:10:13I do it for the people...
01:10:14Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:16Amazing news.
01:10:17I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:10:21Oh!
01:10:22Oh, honey!
01:10:23That's amazing!
01:10:23Congratulations!
01:10:25There's just one condition.
01:10:26The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:10:29That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:10:34I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:10:35I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:10:38But it's not a big deal.
01:10:39You guys are married.
01:10:40The American Foundation for Theater and Marriage?
01:10:43I've never heard of this before.
01:10:44Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:10:46I'm sorry.
01:10:47We'll have to do more research.
01:10:48Forget it!
01:10:53Wow.
01:10:54Weird.
01:10:54I think the foundation is bogus.
01:10:56We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:10:57We need to try cancer again.
01:10:59I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:00No, look at the clock.
01:11:01We can't start over anymore.
01:11:03If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:05Yeah, I know.
01:11:08What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:09Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:14I'm turning it back.
01:11:16Whoa.
01:11:16No, you're not.
01:11:17Stop.
01:11:17Don't stop talking, Taylor.
01:11:19Oh, my God.
01:11:19Not until we try everything.
01:11:21We have to try everything.
01:11:22You're going to waste a day.
01:11:23It's over.
01:11:24I'm doing it now.
01:11:24No, you're not.
01:11:29Oh, God.
01:11:31Just that settles that.
01:11:33We're stuck with today.
01:11:34It's not my fault.
01:11:35Of course it is.
01:11:37This is why I don't want you around.
01:11:39Why I always avoid you.
01:11:41You screw up everything.
01:11:43Only because you never think I can do anything.
01:11:45You can't.
01:11:46You're a walking catastrophe.
01:11:48Both of you.
01:11:49Don't pick on him.
01:11:52You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:01Wildfire rolling in
01:12:04I'll never get this chance again
01:12:08There's rumble thunder coming round
01:12:12Rising from the empty ground
01:12:16Undercover forest floor
01:12:20I'm moving high above it all
01:12:24They never tie up me down
01:12:28I wake him as I hit the ground
01:12:32Don't break my fault
01:12:36I'll lose it all
01:12:40Your touch
01:12:42In love
01:12:44To bring me up
01:12:47I'm not turning it down
01:13:00Uh, no, I
01:13:02Actually want to collaborate
01:13:04If you're still talking to me
01:13:06I'm sorry
01:13:08I'm alright
01:13:12I'm alright
01:13:12Cool
01:13:14What do you have?
01:13:16Alright
01:13:16I'll write what we can say
01:13:17For the music part
01:13:19I'll let you take that over
01:13:21That's right
01:13:22Yeah
01:13:22I can say, you know
01:13:25They can't have each other
01:13:26Even though, you know
01:13:27They deserve each other
01:13:29Yeah, it's so good
01:13:31It's like when pop songs
01:13:33Are like really a beat
01:13:34But then you listen to the lyrics
01:13:35And really listen to the decorations
01:13:37Right?
01:13:37We're gonna have to get on stage
01:13:38Tell me you're like
01:13:39Yeah
01:13:40Yeah
01:13:40I hear you
01:13:41Just bring me up
01:13:44Just don't break my fault
01:13:48Don't lose it all
01:13:52Don't touch
01:13:54Just bring me up
01:13:56Just bring me up
01:13:59Oh, just bring me up
01:14:07Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:14:11Oh, oh, oh
01:14:13Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:14:17Hello
01:14:23Hello
01:14:28Hey
01:14:29Take a seat
01:14:30Okay
01:14:31Hey
01:14:35Hi
01:14:36Dad
01:14:40Take a seat
01:14:40All right
01:14:44This is the story of a couple
01:14:53Jan and Derek
01:14:55Who have everything
01:14:57Except for each other
01:14:58By the end of today
01:15:02They won't be a couple anymore
01:15:03Just can't figure out
01:15:07How to live together
01:15:07Father and mother
01:15:11Can't be together
01:15:14Ready?
01:15:19Friends, therapists, students
01:15:20All say
01:15:21You just can't change today
01:15:23Today
01:15:24Just can't change today
01:15:25No way
01:15:27No way
01:15:27No matter the day
01:15:37No matter the weather
01:15:38When one moment might have changed everything
01:15:49When one moment might have made sense of the ring
01:15:53Well, that was, uh
01:16:09That was
01:16:11Was
01:16:13What was that?
01:16:16What was that?
01:16:17Mom?
01:16:38Mom?
01:16:38Dad?
01:16:48Dad?
01:16:58What?
01:16:59Amén.
01:17:29Amén.
01:17:59Amén.
01:18:05Sorry, I thought I was off.
01:18:07We ought to do these sibling camp apps more often.
01:18:09Yeah, once in a while.
01:18:11We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:15Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:18:29I'll see you at dinner.
01:18:59Did he suspect anything?
01:19:09Right, like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:14I don't know, did he?
01:19:16Hey, good morning.
01:19:17What are you guys doing down here?
01:19:19Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:19:22Mm-hmm.
01:19:23Such a bummer about the clock.
01:19:25Just broke.
01:19:27Come on, guys, let's go.
01:19:31Come on, girl, I saved you a shotgun.
01:19:40Taylor, come on, we're late for school.
01:19:42Wait, what's this?
01:19:43No, about tonight, I...
01:19:44Oh, I'm going to the movie tonight.
01:19:45Um, um, two.
01:19:46Oh, gee, yes.
01:19:47Oh, gee, yes.
01:19:48Oh.
01:19:49That's really good.
01:19:50Megan.
01:19:51Oh, gee, I'll need you to save real quick.
01:19:54Taylor and Jordan.
01:19:55a motivation for us.
01:19:56Oh, gee, yes.
01:19:57Me.
01:19:58Oh, gee.
01:19:59Oh, gee, ma'am.
01:20:01Oh, gee.
01:20:02Yeah, I'm ready.
01:20:03Oh, gee.
01:20:04Go!
01:20:05To be honest with us.
01:20:06Flint, reasons we don't have any hope and Jesus is that our light and started.
01:20:08Spotlight, but we won't孩子.
01:20:10Don't do good for us.
01:20:10Quantito on me.
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