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00:30God, yeah.
00:47Peeping Tom! Peeping Tom!
00:52You complete and utter benitred!
01:30Look at this, another busy night for the Swan. Thank you.
01:34And what's this?
01:35It's the Stratford Star. Stratford's mysterious Kate Crusader was out again last night, proving he's Swan in a Million, tackling foul play of all kinds. That's very good.
01:46Frank, I think you met him. Lucky you.
01:49Last night, the Swan prevented five phone thefts, stopped three graffiti taggers...
01:53We screwed up a job we really needed. I hope that feather brain realises what he's cost us.
01:58It was one mistake, Frank, and sometimes you can look a little bit...
02:02A little bit what?
02:03What happened to that tracker you put in the parcel? How's that doing?
02:07It's not connecting.
02:07Is that because it was a cheap piece of kit?
02:11We're being frugal.
02:12Did you turn it on, Frank?
02:13It's frugal. It's what I said.
02:16Have you updated the client?
02:17And, um, yes, I have. He said, um, where is it? We are, quote, no better than the useless police. End quote. And then he sacked us, with immediate effect.
02:30On the bright side, we saved him the embarrassment of wearing that watch he sent out for us.
02:35One of a kind.
02:36Thank goodness.
02:37Interesting. One local resident, Thea Williams, 24, barrister, at Willow Warbler Coffee, barista, at Willow Warbler Coffee, is so keen to meet this one that she's offering a significant reward for anyone who can unmask him.
02:54How significant?
02:58Thanks for meeting with us.
02:59No, thank you. If anyone can unmask him, PIs can, right?
03:03Well, we'll try.
03:04For the reward?
03:05Oh, of course. You're professionals.
03:07Well, I am.
03:08Um, so am I.
03:09So, tell us about your experience, then. Apparently, according to the local newspaper, you've met him.
03:14Yeah. I was walking home one day, down by the river, and then some kids cycled past and grabbed my phone.
03:18Oh.
03:19I screamed for help, and then suddenly, the swan appeared.
03:23Any distinguishing features? Long neck? Feathers?
03:28He had his mask on. I did see him smile, though. That's when I knew.
03:33Knew what?
03:34Every superhero needs a love interest.
03:36Yeah.
03:38Tell us. Do you know anyone else who's been helped by him?
03:41Uh, there's Vernon at our LCS. A local comic shop.
03:46Comic timing. I love it there. It's such a nerdy, happy place.
03:51What are you talking about? You're a liar. I have reliable sources saying you know him. Like, Clark Kent knows Superman.
04:00April, that's ridiculous.
04:01Oh, are you like the sad old Butler guy, then? Oh, or the, um, Doobie Gadget Man? Ugh, it's also tragic.
04:09Right, I thank you not to come into my shop and insult the magnificent universes that we love, yet again.
04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah. Insulted, etc. Can we hurry up? I've got a deadline.
04:18PHONE RINGS
04:20Oh, sorry. That's, uh, it's a lovely scarf.
04:26It wouldn't suit you.
04:26I've got customers. I'll be with you in a minute.
04:33Look, love, you...
04:34Uh, don't patronise me. I'm not one of your damsels in distress.
04:37Look, you can tell the swan that he, like you, can run, but he can't hide.
04:47Ah, hello.
04:50You looking for a story?
04:51I can give you a call.
04:52Hey, Mum.
04:56What's up, my man?
04:56No, you're the man. New editions?
04:58Yeah. You're going to open them right now, aren't you?
05:01Zack!
05:03Snoozing.
05:04Mate, wake up! We've got new editions!
05:08My son. Rather more somnolent these days. Even by art student standards.
05:14Like some Frank Miller.
05:16Um, is there anything I can help you with, or are you just perusing, as Beetle Boots said to Captain Diatom?
05:21Ah, did he?
05:23Now, I'm, um, I'm Frank Shakespeare. This is Lou Hathaway.
05:25No, I'm Frank Hathaway.
05:26Um, I'm Frank Hathaway.
05:28Lou Shakespeare.
05:28And we're private investigators.
05:29Yeah, and our current client is really keen for us to identify the swan.
05:33They thought you might be able to help with that.
05:36Well, doesn't everyone?
05:37I can't, I'm afraid.
05:38He helped tackle some thieves that were stealing my bag once. That's it.
05:41Where was that?
05:42The river path.
05:43And, and Zack, um, saw him stop some kids from graffiting our shutters.
05:47Haven't so much as spoken to him, I'm afraid.
05:49Yes!
05:50I knew Barbell Boy would get him.
05:52Wham-pow!
05:53Oh!
05:58Hey.
06:02Any joy with Vern?
06:04Well, there's a rumour going round.
06:07It's him.
06:07No way.
06:10I mean, he's a nice guy, but I don't think hero.
06:13You know?
06:13Hmm.
06:18Oh.
06:19Hello.
06:22Oh.
06:23We meet again.
06:24Did we meet before?
06:25April of, uh, I'm a freelance journalist and investigative.
06:29Oh.
06:29I'm, I need a coffee.
06:32Service!
06:34Oh.
06:35Hello.
06:36What would you like?
06:38Oh, well, I think you know.
06:40The usual, then.
06:42Coming up.
06:48So, um, you're looking for the swan, too?
06:51Two?
06:52Oh.
06:52Perfect.
06:53I love competition.
06:54Which paper?
06:55Oh, no, we're not journalists.
06:56We are private investigators.
06:58Investigating for a client.
07:00Intriguing.
07:01Well, seems as though we're chasing the same price.
07:03How about we share leads?
07:04Can I have your card?
07:06Oh.
07:07Yes.
07:08No, I've got one.
07:11There you go.
07:12And here's mine.
07:13I dare say you'll appreciate professional help.
07:24Professional help?
07:25The cheek.
07:26We'll work this out ourselves, thank you very much.
07:28Yeah, too right.
07:29So, did you notice Vernon's son in the shop?
07:32Zach?
07:32Yeah.
07:33Yeah, he had all the hero moves.
07:35And Vernon said he's always tired, which he would be if you were out catching criminals at night, wouldn't you?
07:40Or, if you're working a second job.
07:42I've seen him in the Mucky Mallard collecting glasses.
07:44He's new.
07:45Rubbish.
07:46Hmm, okay.
07:47Well, what about Van Man?
07:48He was mad about heroes and he was, you know, quite muscly.
07:52Oh, was he?
07:53Didn't notice.
07:54I'm just saying, you know, he...
07:56Oh.
07:57Hello, April.
07:59Progress.
08:00Well, you know, us pros don't waste time.
08:02I found out who the swan is.
08:04How?
08:04Who?
08:05Who is it?
08:05Hey!
08:06Oh, Frank.
08:10It's the swan.
08:14Frank, are you getting this?
08:16Yeah.
08:17It's a terrible line.
08:18Anyway, look.
08:19My source is coming to tell all about the swan.
08:21My office, 6pm.
08:23Do join us.
08:26Oh, thank you.
08:28Thank you very much.
08:29You're welcome.
08:31You'll be there, then.
08:32What?
08:33Where?
08:33Sorry?
08:33My office, 6pm.
08:38As long as you're left from the south as your city.
08:58We are all alone.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:01We are all alone.
09:02We are all alone.
09:03We are all alone.
09:03I was so sorry.
09:04I'm sorry to embora.
09:05Owen, you have to deal with me.
09:05she wants a cut of the reward we're not going well if april finds him first we'll get nothing
09:12her meeting is not till six we've got a few hours to find him ourselves and you've got that photo
09:20of him you saw this one yeah uh well no i didn't really get a chance to zoom in i think i can see
09:29is that a pigeon photos won't help us anyway if he's in disguise we need to get closer yeah
09:34so you don't lure him out yes and i have an idea
09:39oh
09:49that's in my hair
10:00that's in my hair
10:16it's a diply dokus surely
10:38looks like the cheering shroud
10:43or a llama
10:48come on frank it's been three hours we're not going anywhere yet
10:56all right
11:00if you had a superpower
11:03what would it be
11:05i don't know that's the big question
11:08see flying strong possibility
11:10very good
11:10got it necromancy what with dead people
11:15yeah
11:16and talking to them talking to dead people
11:19oh right
11:19yes
11:20hmm
11:21a bit morbid but i suppose you'd solve the murders faster
11:23well you could get the answer off the corpse
11:25you know
11:26after them
11:26what about you
11:27me
11:29i've already got one
11:29yeah
11:30hmm
11:31i'm a mind reader
11:33oh
11:35what i am
11:37come on then
11:38go on
11:39hmm
11:42hmm
11:44you're wondering if i'm going to offer you the last one of these
11:46sure wrong
11:48do you want the last one of these yes please
11:53you're also thinking it's never a great idea to cut off your nose to spite your face
11:58especially when there's money to lose money you need
12:06shall we go and see april
12:08you've got the address
12:09you've got it can you
12:10oh yeah
12:16there we go
12:28stupid temporary traffic lights
12:36i'll tell you what you should have done
12:37to everyone at old town hangar left
12:39that's one way
12:40all right down bridge street to the roundabout
12:41well i'll tell you what next time why don't you drive oh no you can't you're banned
12:48call an ambulance
12:53hello ambulance please and police
12:58and a white cape
13:10yeah but it could have been anyone
13:12tons of men running around stratford in feathers and tights
13:15right put a call out four cars anyone sees a swan arresting meddling idiots gone too far this
13:21time well actually that idiot has done some really good things so i'm just saying why would
13:27you want to murder someone protect his identity obviously miss lafer was on to him and i will be too
13:34he thinks the police are so inept i'll show him up ept we really are
13:41him and his black and white buddy black and white what he's what
13:43uh you haven't heard about the magpie he's this one sidekick no no we heard it was the lesser
13:51mustachioed great tit you really are quite the twitcher aren't you frank leave the proper
13:57bird hunting to the big boys yeah
14:02what now do we still want to try and unmask this one
14:05we need to talk to see you
14:21yeah cheers
14:23well the reward still stands might still be able to pay the bills this month did you tell her he's
14:28now a murderer a suspected murderer this one's a superhero he's not a villain uh come on we saw
14:35someone in a white cape running away so what about the magpie well there's someone called the magpie
14:41now oh you like that tag on the bus stop who is the magpie for all we know it could be a figment of
14:48keeler's imagination we definitely know there's a swan because the swan is who april was trying to unmask
14:55as are we should we be asking for danger money no i don't know why you think he would murder to stay
15:02anonymous why does he even want to stay anonymous everybody loves him so maybe he had another beef
15:07with april true either way we find the murderer we found the swan so who didn't like april
15:14maybe she'd written something about someone yeah maybe she'd upset somebody what about that row she
15:20was having in the comic shop yeah she really leered into vernon didn't she maybe we should check
15:25where he was that afternoon do you mean super speedy runner vernon mcmorris who won the arden
15:30marathon dressed as batman poor woman horrible you've heard them yeah we drove past her office
15:44this morning yes we were wondering where you were yesterday afternoon good lord you can't think that
15:51i'd want to hurt april well you were having that big argument yesterday oh that was simply frustration
15:57on her part because i couldn't help really it did seem like it was a little bit something a bit bigger
16:02maybe that was she and i had like a long-standing spat and april thought that superhero stories were
16:09full of pathetic girls and waiting to get rescued and and and i told her i said you know there's plenty
16:15of powerful female characters but it wasn't an argument i'd have murdered her for can you think of
16:22anyone that might have had issues with her well most of the people she wrote about and she did mention
16:27me rather favorably though when i won the marathon oh lovely congratulations yeah i don't really like
16:33to talk about it because it can come across like you're boasting when you've got a personal best and
16:37you raised ten thousand for a kid's charity so you like to run you like to help people and you like
16:43to dress in skin-tight lycra but you're definitely not the swan no no i'm always here i couldn't just swan
16:50off every time there was a crime pun intended and in answer to your question yesterday afternoon i was
16:57here i was working uh customers uh sorry just one sec
17:07there's a lot of red bills around the place doesn't prove anything he was right about april's
17:13job though she must have made a lot of enemies yes we ought to have a look in her office do you think
17:19the police have finished in there yet
17:27so can i go in and walk inside
17:33so
17:49blue blue blue
17:51blue
18:03Hey look. Maybe she was moving house. Three pound signs.
18:11Someone's got a big budget. And a secret admirer. Look at this, Frank.
18:17April, you're a top bird. Let's start again. Marty.
18:23Ooh, you old romantic Marty. Oh, you've got something on your...
18:28Yeah. No, you have. Just on the...
18:31Well, get off hers, you dirty devil. What are we doing?
18:36Just a bit of oil on them. Well, spit on me. Not my mum.
18:42Is it off? Well, I'm not your mum.
18:48So, there's 34 Martys in the Stratford area and 750 Martins.
18:54Wow, that knows it down. I wonder if anyone called Marty works in the newspaper.
19:00Far fan. Well, we might not have found the swan, but at least Sebastian's discovered the fountain of youth.
19:05All in a morning's work. As was a little impromptu surveillance.
19:09I overheard some youths outside the Chippie talking about the bike riding gang.
19:13Oh. Did they know them?
19:15Mm-hmm. And the word on the street is they're planning a flurry of phone thefts tonight.
19:20And they'll all meet up and share spoils at a place called The Pipes.
19:23And the swan might turn up. That's what I'm thinking.
19:26Also, they mention the magpie.
19:27Oh, right. So that is actually a thing.
19:29Mm-hmm. But he's not a sidekick. He's some kind of super villain.
19:34He's responsible for our client losing all those doorstep parcels.
19:37So, we're gonna catch the magpie and the swan. One bird, two stones, huh?
19:41Hey.
19:42Hi, Zach.
19:43Oh, Zach. Do you know of a place called The Pipes?
19:46Do you mean the skateboard ramp? Spent half my childhood there.
19:50Ah, thank you.
19:52Right. We've got to make sure we're ready if the swan turns up.
19:56Which is why I took the liberty of buying this. It's a tracker.
20:00Wasn't the cheapest, but you get what you pay for.
20:03You do. It's coming out of your wages.
20:22Oh, Frank, see the one monochrome one? I bet that's the magpie.
20:41What'd you get? Let's see what you got.
20:43Oh, Frank. She's going to help me.
21:10Oh, wait, wait. Look.
21:12Get out.
21:16That's it, yeah.
21:18Oh.
21:20Glad, Sebastian.
21:22Let him go. Let him go.
21:30Oh, that's like watching one of those wildlife documentaries.
21:33Look.
21:35Good work, Seb.
21:37Well, this can't be right.
21:51Hang on.
21:53Hang on.
22:04So where is he then?
22:05And where are we?
22:07We're right next to our warmest, comfiest nest.
22:11And I know who the swan is.
22:13Are you okay?
22:25You can, er, you can take the mask off now.
22:29Zach?
22:30How did you find me?
22:31You'll tell everybody it's me now, won't you?
22:33You should never have started this stupid, stupid thing.
22:35Hey, on the bright side, that is a spectacular costume.
22:39Where did you get it?
22:41Zero2Hero.com.
22:42Well, you look great.
22:43I don't do this for fun.
22:45I got mugged.
22:46A few months ago, on my way home from college, those kids, they, they chucked all my sketchbooks
22:50in the river and the police did nothing.
22:53And then it happened to other people in the exact same spot.
22:55I mean, somebody had to do something.
22:58A few months ago, on my way home from college,
23:01those kids, they chucked all my sketchbooks in the river
23:04and the police did nothing.
23:06And then it happened to other people in the exact same spot.
23:09I mean, somebody had to do something.
23:12How do you know where the trouble's going to be?
23:15I patrol. I hear stuff at the pub.
23:18And the other day, on your phone...
23:21You heard April saying that she knew your true identity.
23:25I went to her office. She was already dead.
23:28But I knew what it would look like, so...
23:31When I heard you coming, I ran.
23:34You do need to go to the police.
23:36They're looking for you.
23:38But I didn't kill her. I swear on Dad's life, I just...
23:41I wanted to know if she was really on to me.
23:43You just need to tell them that.
23:45And then they can eliminate you from the enquiries.
23:48It'll give them a chance to find the truth.
23:55Zach. Comic timing, Zach.
23:58I want to see him.
24:00He's in the police station.
24:02What?
24:03Yes, and a little uniformed birdie tells me now in a cell,
24:07Keela's arrested him for the murder.
24:09Zach wouldn't murder anyone.
24:11And after all he's done for this town,
24:13you need to find out who actually did it.
24:14Look, Theo...
24:15No, look, I can pay you.
24:17Not just the reward, I'll hire you.
24:20My dad's loaded and he'll always support a good cause.
24:23Oh, sorry.
24:25Um, just out of interest.
24:27What is that?
24:28Oh, it's just fanfic.
24:30I write fanfiction.
24:31Mm-hm.
24:32About this one.
24:35Let's try and help Zach, shall we?
24:38Last time we were in here,
24:39it seemed like you already knew April.
24:41Is that right?
24:42Sort of, just a regular customer.
24:44Did you ever say anything about her boyfriends?
24:47Someone called Marty?
24:48Marty, no.
24:49You sure?
24:50Because we found this in her office.
24:55That's not Marty.
24:57It's Morty.
24:58Morty?
24:59Not Marty.
25:00Who's Morty?
25:01Mortimer.
25:02He's a delivery driver.
25:04His company is called Knock and Deliver.
25:06All of the shops around here use him.
25:08Right, we need to speak to him.
25:10And I know exactly how we can find him.
25:15There.
25:16I've got one more.
25:17You're so strong.
25:18Hey, I saw you guys are PIs.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Never realised you'd need so many, er...
25:24Disguises.
25:25Yeah, I know.
25:26We do a lot of undercover work.
25:27Actually got quite a bit on at the moment, so...
25:29Lou.
25:30Oh, not with these.
25:31I'll grab the last one.
25:32I told you to order three pairs.
25:40Yeah, probably added an extra zero or two by accident.
25:43Sorry, I was in a rush.
25:45That's the last one.
25:46That's the last one.
25:47And, er...
25:48Can I trouble you for, um...
25:50Just...
25:51It's all right.
25:54Do you want my landline or my mobile?
25:56Oh, no, er...
25:57A signature.
25:58For the parcels.
25:59Yeah!
26:00Yeah, obviously.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah, obviously.
26:03Sure.
26:04There's my mobile signature.
26:05Yeah.
26:06To ask you a few questions.
26:07Did you ever have a relationship with April LaFerre?
26:13What is this?
26:14Nothing.
26:15We just want to know the truth.
26:16I know what happened.
26:17I'm sure you feel the same.
26:20Okay.
26:21Right.
26:22Six months ago, we went out for like a month.
26:25And then she just called it quits.
26:27I wanted her back.
26:28I sent her gifts and everything.
26:30Yeah, but when you bumped into her in the comic shop,
26:32she didn't even want to talk to you.
26:34And I might have tried harder if I'd known.
26:37I think it was the last time you were going to see her.
26:39Must have made you angry.
26:41You know, when she rejected you.
26:43I'm not angry enough to murder her, if that's what you mean.
26:46Look.
26:47Tuesdays, at six, I'm at the church youth group.
26:50I'm a volunteer leader.
26:52Look.
26:53You can ask the kids.
26:54I never miss a week.
26:57Look.
26:58Where's my warehouse calling?
26:59I've got deliveries.
27:01Good luck, yeah?
27:02Yeah, sorry.
27:03Sorry.
27:13Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:20Captivating.
27:22Five stars.
27:23You promised not to take the mick?
27:24I'm not.
27:25Obviously, this wouldn't be my usual thing,
27:27but it's quite the feather ruffler.
27:30You should show Zack.
27:31Do you think?
27:32Mm-hmm.
27:33I'm just a waitress, and he's like this super kind, super hot, actual hero.
27:38Oh, and he might be super flattered.
27:41It's Vernon.
27:42It's Vernon.
27:43Zack's out.
27:44I have to find out what happened.
27:49My son.
27:50The swan.
27:51He could have knocked me down with a feather.
27:53Zack.
27:54Did they charge you?
27:55Did they charge you?
27:56Insufficient evidence.
27:57I fear.
27:59Did they say what evidence they do have?
28:02It was one of the muggers that did it.
28:03I'm sure.
28:04Zack said they'd been going crazy.
28:05I heard people at the station saying that the bike gang have set things up.
28:08Does the whole town hate me?
28:10What?
28:11Why?
28:12I got arrested just before everybody needed me.
28:14And I couldn't help poor April.
28:17Nobody hates you.
28:18As you'll see at our special event.
28:22Meet the swan.
28:23Dad, no.
28:24The police have said no more hero stuff.
28:26But it'd be great for your self-esteem.
28:28And business.
28:29All right, there.
28:32Two for you.
28:34And one for swan boy.
28:36Me.
28:37From a fan, surely?
28:39Open it.
28:41Stratford's my town now.
28:42From the magpie.
28:44Oh, wait.
28:45No, stop!
28:59We're missing something.
29:00Or someone.
29:01Another story she was writing.
29:02What about that post-it note that was on her computer?
29:03What did that say?
29:04Was it Touton Properties?
29:05Are you looking it up?
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:07No, it's a company all the way up north.
29:08Why would a journalist from here be digging up dirt on them?
29:12It's flour, the magpie's a thief, and a practical joker.
29:16Oh, no!
29:17Oh, no!
29:18There's another Touton Properties in Stratford-upon-Avon.
29:20And it's owned by Thea's dad.
29:21So maybe those pound signs weren't about her moving budget,
29:23but about their company finance.
29:24Oh, no.
29:25Oh, no.
29:26Oh, no.
29:27Oh, no.
29:28Oh, no.
29:29Oh, no.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31Oh, no.
29:32Oh, no.
29:33Oh, no.
29:34Oh, no.
29:35Oh, no.
29:36Oh, no.
29:37Oh, no.
29:38Oh, no.
29:39Oh, no.
29:40Oh, no.
29:41Oh, no.
29:42Oh, no.
29:43Oh, no.
29:44It's not about the budget, but about their company finances.
29:46So, April was investigating Thea's family business.
29:50Looks like it.
30:00Mate, this is incredible.
30:03I can just picture it in panels.
30:05Yeah?
30:06Totally.
30:07I was thinking, a big splash page where the Swan fights the magpie.
30:11Totally. Like, blam!
30:15I can get them.
30:16So clumsy.
30:17It's fine.
30:18I'm the idiot.
30:19No. You've never been. You're...
30:22Hello.
30:23Sorry. Sorry to interrupt. I just...
30:26Could we have a quick word, Thea?
30:28I should suit up. Dad's paranoid somebody's going to pinch this pike for a night.
30:32There's probably some welcome gods.
30:34Pebbles are colour.
30:38What's up?
30:39Well, erm...
30:41We were wondering if you knew that April was investigating your dad.
30:44Oh, yeah. So what?
30:47Does that make me a suspect?
30:49I never would have murdered her over that.
30:51Although I was annoyed she'd got my number.
30:53Well, she rang you. What for?
30:55My dad's company made this big corporate donation to Vernon's fundraising when he won that marathon.
30:59But the charity told April that they never got the money.
31:02She wanted me to ask my dad if he'd actually paid it.
31:05As if he was some sort of swindler.
31:07Ladies and gentle nerds.
31:09Hello.
31:10It's time. Come on.
31:12Thank you for coming, everyone, to meet a true local hero.
31:16We're very proud of him and everything he's done.
31:18Please welcome Zach, a.k.a. The Swan.
31:21You know that purple stuff?
31:36Piper night?
31:37Yeah, Zach said his dad had some.
31:39It's a film prop from the actual 80s movie.
31:42They only made three of them and one of them's here.
31:45I know, right?
31:46Vern hardly ever puts it out on display because it's worth, like, thousands.
31:49But Zach made him get it out today.
31:51Where is it?
31:53Why are you geeking out over Piper night?
31:55Next to April's body there are little bits of purple crystal.
31:58What murder weapon?
32:02Over here.
32:03It's beautiful, isn't it?
32:06Wow.
32:07Hey, Vern.
32:09You've got two budding Wednesday warriors here.
32:11Show them the crystal.
32:14Oh, I'm sure they're not interested.
32:16No, we really are.
32:19Okay.
32:20Well, it is stunning.
32:21It's quite the customer magnet.
32:22Do you mind if we, um...
32:24Well, I'd rather not...
32:25Show them.
32:26Come on.
32:36There you go.
32:37So, Thea says you can almost feel the force coming off it.
32:40Who broke it?
32:44I'm just a clumsy cleaner, that's all.
32:46So, if the police were to check this crystal for traces of April's blood, would they find any?
32:51Of course not.
32:52Thea's right, though.
32:53I should probably take better care of it.
32:55April was on to you, wasn't she?
32:57You kept all the marathon money you raised.
32:59You received the donations, but you just didn't pass them on to the charity.
33:02Yeah, the shop was struggling.
33:04You needed the cash.
33:05And April had found out you were a thief.
33:07I'm not.
33:08I always intended to send that money.
33:10Yeah, that's not how April would have written it, though, is it?
33:13When the police search that laptop, they're going to find an article about you.
33:19She just wouldn't listen.
33:20So what happened?
33:22Well, she rang after she'd been here.
33:25And she was demanding, like, I'd tell her who the swan was, but I had no idea.
33:29But she said if I didn't give her a name, then she'd publish that horrible story.
33:34So I went to see her.
33:35With the crystal?
33:36Well, I didn't have any money to bribe her.
33:38What even is that?
33:41I don't want your pathetic geek toys.
33:45It's worth 20 grand.
33:47I've even got the certificate of authentication.
33:49Yeah, as much as I'd love to hear more.
33:52I've got a story to deliver.
33:54And if it can't be the swan scoom, thought it'd have to be this juicy tale.
33:57Local hero in charity, theft, shame.
34:03And our CC in, Arden, constabulary.
34:07What about all those other thefts?
34:16Did April know you were the magpie?
34:18What?
34:19No, I'm...
34:20Oh, come on.
34:21You needed the money.
34:22I get it.
34:23The shop was a perfect front for you to launder the proceeds.
34:26And you knew all the kids.
34:27They were in here all the time.
34:28What?
34:29So...
34:30So I'm the only person that talks to teens in Stratford?
34:32I'm...
34:33No.
34:34I mean, look, you've got to understand, right?
34:36I never, ever meant to hurt her.
34:38Hurt who?
34:43You...
34:44You?
34:45Son, I did it to protect this place.
34:47Our shop.
34:48I'm so...
34:49I'm sorry.
34:58Keep dusting the collectibles.
35:00I'll see you soon.
35:01Come on, then, Mr Magpie.
35:02I've told you, that's not me!
35:04Funny how some murderers really don't like being called thieves.
35:09Do you think we should stay with Zach?
35:11Hopefully he'll be all right for now.
35:13And Marty's got the youth club kids sorted.
35:15He's great with them, isn't he?
35:16They love him.
35:17They say.
35:18I don't know.
35:19I don't know.
35:20I don't know.
35:21I don't know.
35:22I don't know.
35:23I don't know.
35:24I don't know.
35:25I don't know.
35:26They certainly do.
35:29Yes.
35:33Well, isn't that the watch that...
35:35Oh, a client got there.
35:36By the magpie, yeah.
35:39Just act casual, guys.
35:41And, er...
35:42He's a cooler.
35:43Oh, he's gone.
35:46So is Marty.
35:47Oh, thank you.
35:48What's happening?
35:49Marty's the magpie.
35:50What?
35:51Go on.
35:52They need you.
35:56No!
35:57Sorry, chicks.
35:58Can't fly.
35:59Isn't it my scooter?
36:00We've lost him.
36:01Hang on.
36:02Is your tracker still on the back of it?
36:03Great idea, Zach.
36:04To the Loomobile!
36:05It's a car, not a mobile toilet.
36:09It's a car, not a mobile toilet.
36:18He's definitely in here.
36:20Shall we split up?
36:21I'll go to the office.
36:23He's definitely in here.
36:31Shall we split up?
36:33I'll go to the office.
36:35Zach, you go that way.
36:36No, that way.
36:38Yeah, go that way, yes, Steph.
36:53I'll go to the office.
37:23Ah, don't tell me.
37:32We're locked in.
37:53So, what do we do now?
38:03Zach, where's Zach?
38:09Zach!
38:10Zach!
38:11Zach, we're locked in!
38:18Zach!
38:24I thought we were friends, Morty.
38:27How could you?
38:29Friends?
38:30You haven't got any friends, Zach.
38:32Oh, you're scared.
38:49Well, like when my boys took your sketchbooks.
38:50They said you were too chicken to even fight back!
38:59I'm not Zach.
39:00I'm not over.
39:01Yes!
39:02Yes, sir!
39:16Well done!
39:18Let us out!
39:19Can you let us in?
39:20We can't...
39:28Great news.
39:30The police have found all the parcels our clients had nicked.
39:34So they're our client again, are they?
39:36Yes, since they agreed to pay up every penny for the job.
39:40We have visitors.
39:42Oh, hi, Theo.
39:44Hello, Zach.
39:45How are you doing?
39:47I'm not exactly super, but I'm OK.
39:50And have you visited your dad?
39:51He just keeps saying he's sorry.
39:54I believe him.
39:55And what about the shop?
39:56Are you going to take it over?
39:57Well, we might not actually have time.
40:00We're working on a graphic novel together.
40:02A story by Theo.
40:03Artwork by me.
40:06Publishers, Reddit.
40:07That's amazing!
40:08I think you'll make a great team.
40:09Oh, thank you.
40:10We actually came by to give you a thank you gift.
40:13Here's an original Zach McMorris.
40:17By the way.
40:17Oh, my goodness!
40:20Lou's hair is a thing of wonder.
40:22As in real life.
40:23And, Frank, your pecs are magnificent.
40:25Yeah, as in real life.
40:27Look at the size of your...
40:28As in real life.
40:29Aren't we quite the super squad?
40:31We are.
40:32And you know what a super squad needs, huh?
40:35A catchphrase.
40:36Something like, we fight for truth.
40:38For honor.
40:40And for cake.
40:43What?
40:44You'd totally fight for cake.
40:45No, you're right.
40:46You would.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Yeah.
40:47We fight for truth.
40:49For honor.
40:49And for cake.
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