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00:00I want Grandpa Wayne to tell me how grippy it is.
00:03Oh, I think I love her.
00:05What the fuck?
00:07It's my make-a-wish.
00:08Jesus Christ, I can't say no to that.
00:10Yeah, right?
00:12I've never seen this.
00:13All right, come here, Grandpa.
00:14Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Penelty!
00:23I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:25Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
00:27This is Pill Talk.
00:27I'm your host, Ryan Pound, with the number one adult show in the world.
00:30We're on fucking Fu Ego.
00:32Thank you for tuning in every week.
00:33Today is the biggest, maybe craziest episode in podcast history.
00:37Definitely Pill Talk history.
00:39Wait till you see what we have in store for you.
00:41We have four surprise guests.
00:43I'm going to call them out one by one.
00:45The first one I want to introduce you to,
00:47this girl is the most beautiful, paralyzed woman I've ever seen in my life.
00:51And I saw her at a party.
00:53We're at Young Gravy's album release party.
00:55And I made a joke.
00:57Silly me.
00:57You know, Tourette's.
00:58No filter.
00:59I made a little stupid joke.
01:01She took it the wrong way.
01:02Then we started flirting.
01:03Then we made out.
01:04And then I said, you know, I want to make it up to you.
01:07You're beautiful.
01:07She has OnlyFans.
01:08She does porn on OnlyFans.
01:10We'll get into that.
01:11And she's in a wheelchair, which I've never seen before.
01:14Respectfully, such a beautiful woman, you know, paralyzed.
01:18So, I found it very interesting that she's just gorgeous, wheelchair, I don't know.
01:24I don't know what the proper terminology is.
01:26But I'd like to bring her on.
01:28This is Carly Rose.
01:29Look at her.
01:33Oh my God.
01:34As you walk in, there's a fucking...
01:37As I walk in?
01:38Oh my God.
01:39Okay, can you grab your mic there?
01:42Yes.
01:42Welcome to the show, baby.
01:44Hello.
01:45Do you see viewers?
01:46Look at this.
01:46It's good to see you after you made fun of me.
01:48I wasn't making fun of you.
01:50Can I explain?
01:51Oh yeah, yeah, please.
01:52My favorite show is Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David.
01:55And he dates a girl named Denise Handicap.
01:57Then he meets another one, calls her Wendy Wheelchair.
01:59She finds out that he stays in the contact phone called Wendy.
02:02And we saw you roll by and we said she looks like Wendy Wheelchair.
02:05It's a show reference.
02:07And you took it the wrong way.
02:09I forgave you after the make out.
02:11We did make out.
02:12And we had great kiss chemistry.
02:13I agree.
02:14Yeah.
02:14We'll see if there's more after this.
02:16Oh!
02:17We'll get into all that.
02:19We'll get into all that.
02:20Big guest today.
02:22You met her backstage.
02:23Isn't she amazing?
02:23Super hot.
02:24Yeah, she's our most viral guest in the history of the show.
02:27Most viral clip, I think, in actual podcast history.
02:30Am I wrong?
02:30Over a billion views you've seen on every meme page.
02:34Still fucking going.
02:35I still get a sent to me every, at least once a week.
02:37Joe Rogan talked about it.
02:39Schultz, Theo Vaughn, you name it.
02:41All the way back, she had a two-year sabbatical of falling in love and not being out in the LA scene.
02:47And now she looks even better.
02:48Her booty's bigger.
02:49Her tits are bigger.
02:50Her face is prettier.
02:51This is Carmen Karma!
02:52Woo!
02:52There it is!
02:59And we're demonetized.
03:01Sorry.
03:01You didn't blow that out of me.
03:03Good old YouTube.
03:04They hate the booties.
03:05I don't know what it is with these social media companies.
03:08They don't like pretty women.
03:08They gotta get with it.
03:09Yes.
03:10You get shadow banned?
03:11I think so, yeah.
03:12They don't feel bad for you?
03:14Yeah.
03:14I didn't know if I was shadow banned because of the wheelchair or because of my nipples.
03:18It's the nips.
03:19Nips, for sure.
03:20They wouldn't shadow ban a...
03:22Is Wheelie racist?
03:23No, I don't think so.
03:24I approve.
03:25I like...
03:25I do a pass.
03:26Yeah, I like Wheelie.
03:27Creepy, Wheelie, whatever.
03:28Yeah, your slogan is Creepy with a Grippy, right?
03:31Yeah, Creepy with a Grippy.
03:32I'm trying to see.
03:33Yeah.
03:33So that means your vagina's tight?
03:35Is that what it means?
03:35I mean, I think she still grips.
03:37Is that because...
03:39The muscles.
03:41The muscles.
03:41You don't use them as much.
03:42Yeah, the muscles are atrophying.
03:44They're not being used.
03:46So your pussy's tighter?
03:47It could be.
03:48So all you have to do to get your pussy tighter is...
03:50I need feedback.
03:50I want feedback.
03:51...get in an accident.
03:51All right, I'll try it.
03:52I'll run her over.
03:54Yeah, because you drove here...
03:56I did.
03:57...with your pants.
03:57Hand controls, yeah.
03:59Yeah, you said it was like bop it.
04:00It's like a bop it.
04:01It looks like a little bop it.
04:02Pull it.
04:03Push for gas.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Right.
04:05You would think, though, that you'd be so traumatized by your accident, you wouldn't want to get behind
04:08the wheel.
04:08I know, but it was Uber's fault, so...
04:10Oh, an Uber did this to you?
04:12Yes.
04:13Did we sue?
04:14We did sue.
04:15Did we win?
04:16It's still in the process, but hopefully.
04:18So you're about to be a multimillionaire.
04:20Let's hope.
04:20Okay, we have two more guests joining the show today.
04:23I think you know this one.
04:24Have you fucked?
04:25No.
04:25No, you haven't?
04:26No, I won't.
04:26I'm surprised by that.
04:28I know.
04:28Okay, she's one of my favorite people in the industry and as a friend.
04:31This is Dan Dangler.
04:37You look great today, Dan.
04:39Thanks.
04:39Her boobs just keep getting bigger.
04:41I love them.
04:42Yeah, they truly do.
04:43Thanks.
04:44Hi.
04:44Wow.
04:44Good job.
04:45Good job.
04:46I don't know what I did, but thanks.
04:47You're just on fire with your whole everything.
04:50Thanks.
04:50You too.
04:52Yeah.
04:52You guys haven't made the love?
04:54No.
04:54No, we've never made love.
04:55I'm surprised by that.
04:57Why?
04:57Well, you know.
04:58I like girls.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Carmen likes girls.
05:01I love girls.
05:02You don't.
05:02I know when you fake it.
05:03Oh, damn it.
05:04She's a...
05:05I'll wear a strap for you, girl.
05:06Here's the thing.
05:07I would rather...
05:08I think I would rather...
05:09Sexually, I like men.
05:12Everything else, I like women.
05:15Right.
05:16Women are just more fun.
05:17Women are the best, but then dick.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Dick wins.
05:21You like dick?
05:22I love dick.
05:23I love big, fat dick.
05:24Big, fat dick.
05:24Big, fat dick.
05:25But girls are hotter.
05:26Like, I would...
05:26Yeah.
05:27You know, like I...
05:27Like, looking at a woman, but I just love the feeling of dick.
05:29Oh, what is a dick?
05:30What is balls?
05:31It's disgusting.
05:32Yeah, I don't...
05:32Like, the man attack...
05:33I don't know.
05:34I just like the feeling of dick.
05:35I see a man.
05:35Put me in Donnie's style and I'll think about a girl.
05:37Yeah.
05:37It's gross.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Let me ask you this, Carly.
05:40Since you're paralyzed and you can't feel sex, are you still player-hating on size?
05:46Dick size?
05:46Oh.
05:48Listen.
05:50Sometimes.
05:51I feel like size sometimes feels better.
05:54But how do you...
05:55I feel bigger dicks.
05:56What do you mean?
05:57I feel it internally.
05:59So, walk us through.
06:00You're paralyzed.
06:01I'm curious.
06:01From here down.
06:02From nips down.
06:03Nipple line down.
06:04Nipple line down.
06:05Yeah.
06:05So, I do prefer bigger dicks because internal stuff feels better.
06:11Like, clit stimulation, not my favorite.
06:12You don't feel clit?
06:13No, but I prefer internal stimulation.
06:16So, a big dick will make you feel good.
06:18Yeah, I need a big fucking cock, Ryan.
06:20What are you working with?
06:21So, do you have dildos that you fuck yourself with?
06:23Yeah.
06:24And I'm six and a quarter.
06:26Thank you for asking.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27The quarter matters.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Boyfriend size?
06:30I think bigger than boyfriend size.
06:32Yeah.
06:32Okay.
06:33Mm-hmm.
06:33Yeah.
06:33I can see him measuring it, just like pushing back.
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36I go all the way down in my booty hole.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Okay.
06:39We'll get into all that.
06:40But I have a surprise for you, Dan.
06:42What?
06:42Because two times ago that you were on the show, something crazy happened.
06:46It went very viral, and I feel a little bad about it.
06:49But it wasn't my fault.
06:51Yeah.
06:51But your grandpa, Wayne, he dropped you off at the show.
06:54I invited him on the show.
06:55It was with Jules Blue.
06:56Mm-hmm.
06:56They started flirting.
06:57You stormed off the set.
06:58You stopped talking to me and Jules for like six months.
07:00Yeah.
07:00It was fucking weird.
07:02Yeah.
07:02I didn't know.
07:03But I asked him, because he lives in Florida, I asked him to fly out and surprise you on
07:07this show.
07:08I want to make it a special episode.
07:09Ooh.
07:10So, everyone, please welcome Grandpa Wayne.
07:13What are you doing here?
07:17Thank you for hiding in the closet.
07:18Thank you very much.
07:19He was hiding.
07:20I don't want you to see him in the green room.
07:22Family reunion.
07:24Yeah.
07:24I love this podcast.
07:26Some serious business.
07:28Hey.
07:28I just wanted to let you know that I apologize.
07:30Hey, have a seat.
07:31Have a seat, Grandpa Wayne.
07:32All right.
07:32Yeah, yeah.
07:34And then pull the mic in if you can.
07:36Come here, Mike.
07:37There we go.
07:38Come here, Mike.
07:39A little closer.
07:40A little closer.
07:40If you don't mind.
07:41There we go.
07:42Testicles.
07:42Testicles.
07:43One, two, three.
07:43Testicles.
07:44Testicles.
07:44So, have you guys been kind of like ignoring each other?
07:47What's been the vibe since that happened?
07:49It's cool.
07:50No.
07:51It's been weird.
07:52We haven't really talked.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Anyway, I love you.
07:55I'm sorry.
07:56I never, never wanted to hurt you.
07:58So, anyhow, I wanted to tell you that.
07:59Because you didn't really understand the internet and how things can just go viral, right?
08:02I had no idea.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Because we filmed it.
08:05We posted it.
08:06Yeah.
08:06And it really went.
08:07I think it got over 100 million views that episode.
08:09You know, I just don't want to be part of stuff like that.
08:12As you being my grandpa, I just don't feel like I should be witness to those things.
08:18But you grew up, you guys grew up in Michigan.
08:20Isn't that kind of Michigan-y?
08:22To fuck cousins?
08:23You're from Michigan?
08:24Yeah.
08:24Oh, yeah.
08:25People totally fuck their cousins.
08:27I'm from Michigan.
08:28Yeah, she comes.
08:29You're from Michigan?
08:30Yeah, I was doing my 23andMe and one of my cousins is married to another one of my cousins.
08:34And they found out they were cousins through 23andMe.
08:36There you go.
08:38What?
08:39Yeah, they're married.
08:40This is not my family.
08:42So, that's where you get it from.
08:43I had no idea.
08:43I had no idea.
08:44So, we came by it honestly then.
08:45Okay.
08:45Yeah, exactly.
08:46That's good to know.
08:46You're just doing what your blood told you.
08:48No, I don't feel so bad.
08:50I hate you.
08:52So, Dan, do you accept Grandpa Wayne's apology?
08:54Yeah, I get it.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Look at his smile.
08:57He's too charming.
08:58Please.
08:59Yeah, whatever.
09:00I mean, of course, it's my grandpa.
09:02I'll forgive him, but like.
09:03All right.
09:04There we go.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Whatever.
09:05Thank you, baby.
09:06So, very special show today.
09:08I want you all to meet my friend Carly.
09:10Hello.
09:11Hi, Carly.
09:11So, we were just getting into what's going on with her.
09:13Do you want to walk us through what happened, if you don't mind?
09:15Yeah.
09:16Three and a half years ago, I was in a car accident, a passenger of an Uber.
09:21Backseat.
09:22Backseat.
09:23And a car ran a red light and hit us, and now I'm paralyzed.
09:26Oh, just like that.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Yeah.
09:28It's crazy.
09:29When your cooch gets paralyzed, you don't expect it.
09:33So, you can't feel anything at all in your cooch?
09:37She's pretty paralyzed.
09:38Sex does feel way different now, and I don't think anyone's ever made me cum since I'm paralyzed.
09:42Right, because you were 18 when the accident happened, and you were getting bad dick pre-accident.
09:46Yeah, bad dick pre-accident.
09:47Right.
09:48I wasn't experimenting with girls as much.
09:51And I feel like...
09:52You would die if you would probably kill yourself if you lost your pussy.
09:54I was just thinking that.
09:55I'm like, I would not have a will to live.
09:56Yeah.
09:57What would I do?
09:58I feel like ones are indeed paralyzed.
10:00What?
10:01Okay.
10:02You can't say that to her.
10:05My pussy doesn't work, okay?
10:07What do you mean?
10:08Tell him more.
10:09I feel like it just doesn't work.
10:11You see, grandpa, now you're embarrassing him.
10:15We come from an open family, okay?
10:17It is what it is.
10:18I do like older men, though, because I feel like they know how to fuck, and please disable...
10:21Right, because the 18-year-olds weren't doing it.
10:23Yeah, no.
10:24The 18-year-olds weren't doing it, so I am fucking older men now.
10:26So you actually, like, they put their dick in your vagina.
10:29Do you have lube?
10:30How do you get wet?
10:31I mean, I get wet.
10:32You do get wet?
10:33Yeah.
10:34I mean, I've been wet this whole time.
10:35How do you...
10:36You tap it?
10:38I don't know.
10:39I just...
10:39I get horny, and she gets wet.
10:41Okay.
10:42Yeah.
10:43So the sex is more for the guy, obviously, than you.
10:46No.
10:47I love sex.
10:48Okay.
10:49Yeah.
10:50You know.
10:50I love fucking.
10:51Yeah?
10:51I get super...
10:52I have a high sex drive.
10:53You know, to me, it's kind of like a blind guy going to the movies.
10:56You know?
10:56I feel like we enjoy it more, because we get to see the action.
10:59I mean, maybe you enjoy it more, but stuff above my level of injury, too, feels great.
11:03Like, if you start kissing my neck, I think my pussy's wet.
11:06Okay.
11:06Hell yeah.
11:07You think your pussy's wet.
11:08Yeah, I love that you say I think.
11:10I mean, someone kiss my neck, and then touch my pussy, and let me know.
11:15You want to give her a little kiss?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Okay.
11:18But guys, no...
11:19Hey, especially you.
11:20Yeah, yeah.
11:21No funny business on this episode.
11:23Close your eyes, Grandpa.
11:24Yeah.
11:26Yeah, she's wet.
11:27Oh, she is?
11:27She's wet.
11:28Oh, so that's cool.
11:29Yeah.
11:29Okay.
11:30And I guess you're a big blowjob bandit.
11:34Yeah.
11:34I had to figure out what works for me, since half of me's not really working.
11:38Right.
11:39And I feel like my throat's pretty good.
11:41Okay.
11:41I like to use it.
11:42I believe that.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Yeah, you gotta.
11:45I mean, if Grandpa Wayne wants to find out.
11:46Okay.
11:47Oh.
11:47Sorry, sorry, sorry.
11:48You keep it in your pants today.
11:49She did say she likes older.
11:51I did.
11:52Not.
11:53No, no, no.
11:54We're not gonna go there.
11:55We're not gonna go there.
11:55Yeah.
11:56It would be kind of iconic though.
12:00No, you keep it in your pants.
12:01I'm already on my way there.
12:03Jesus Christ.
12:03When's the last time you did have sex, Carly?
12:05In July.
12:06Okay.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Right around the time I met you.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Yeah.
12:09Was it him?
12:10I mean, I wish.
12:12Oh, wow.
12:13Really?
12:14I would.
12:15I totally would.
12:15You're pretty handsome.
12:16I feel like you need to say you fucked a paralyzed girl once in your life.
12:19He would use that all the time.
12:21All the time.
12:22Right?
12:23All the time.
12:23He fucked Wendy wheelchair.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Yes.
12:27Yes.
12:28I would for sure.
12:29Have you guys ever fucked anyone disabled?
12:32Is disabled a proper term?
12:33Yeah, probably.
12:33One time.
12:34One time I woke up in a hotel room in Vegas and the dude didn't have an arm, but I don't
12:38remember fucking him.
12:39But we woke up naked and he literally didn't have an arm and I had to play it off like
12:42I knew everything was cool, but he did not have an arm.
12:45Wow.
12:45I find disabled men more attractive.
12:48You've said this before, yeah.
12:50If you don't have an arm, if you don't have a leg, I find that attractive because I'm like,
12:54you can persevere through like-
12:56Oh, that's-
12:56It's an amputee fetish it's called.
12:59It's not necessarily over the arm being gone necessarily.
13:03It's over the mindset that you can overcome that.
13:06Oh, I see that.
13:07It's like-
13:08Like a war vet.
13:09Yeah, yeah.
13:09Yeah, yeah.
13:10It's hot.
13:11I mean-
13:11There's something serious to try to get over.
13:13Like a guy that has a lisp?
13:14Like a lisp or Tourette's?
13:15I think a wheelchair is a bit more crazy than a lisp.
13:17Who's that famous guy with the lisp?
13:19I don't know.
13:19Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
13:21It's kind of hard.
13:21Well, your winter is a lot harder than not being able to pronounce super sane.
13:25Fair.
13:25Fair.
13:27So, Carmen, let's get into you.
13:29Oh my God.
13:29What's been going on with you, Carmen?
13:30Okay.
13:31So, you want like the quick little recap?
13:32Yeah, recap us.
13:33Okay, so I got tits.
13:34When's the last time you were on the show?
13:35I was on the show right before my BBL.
13:39Okay.
13:39I had tits then.
13:41Yeah.
13:41And I came there and did that.
13:42And then so much shit happened literally right after-
13:44Oh, it was in Vegas.
13:45It was in Vegas.
13:46Two years ago.
13:47Yeah, and then I lost my best friend, got pregnant by her boyfriend, got divorced, and it's been
13:52a really crazy-
13:53Are you still fucking your friend's boyfriend's fetish?
13:56Is that still a thing?
13:58Fetish?
13:58Well, yeah.
13:59Like, I remember that you lost your five best friends because you fucked all their boyfriends.
14:02Oh, wait, wait.
14:03Listen, remember we talked about, and I said, I said, I lose all my best friends because
14:06they have hot boyfriends, and I fucked their boyfriends.
14:08Yeah.
14:08Literally, I lost my best friend, remember Stella?
14:10I was friends with this girl named Stella.
14:11Her boyfriend was so hot-
14:12Stella Berry?
14:13No, Stella Andrews.
14:14Oh, yeah, I know Stella Andrews.
14:16Yeah, she pretends that she fucks her mom, but it's not really her mom.
14:18Okay.
14:18Which is weird.
14:19But, so, me and her had beef, and I'm like, why are you gonna beef with me when your man
14:23loves me?
14:23So then, me and him started fucking for like seven months.
14:27Best lick back ever, but then I got pregnant.
14:29But while they were still together?
14:30They were still together, and they're still together, even though she knows I got pregnant.
14:33And you're doing it behind her back?
14:35Yeah, but then she started knowing about it, and we still kept doing it.
14:37You got pregnant from him?
14:39Huh?
14:39You got pregnant from him?
14:40I got pregnant from her boyfriend.
14:41I'm the first girl he ever got pregnant.
14:43Don't you feel bad fucking your best friend's boyfriend?
14:47Well, she wasn't, like, we, she beefed with me.
14:49Okay.
14:49And I'm like, why are you gonna beef with me if your boyfriend has a big dick?
14:51Like, obviously, I'm gonna go fuck him.
14:53Why?
14:54Because we used to do threesomes with him all the time.
14:56Okay.
14:57That makes sense.
14:57Yeah, so I knew what it was like, and me and him, like, we're already, like, had that energy.
15:01But I was trying to be a good friend, you know?
15:02But once we started beefing, I'm like, well, I'm gonna take your man.
15:05So then he would come over, fuck me, and then, so why don't, this men are so crazy.
15:09He would, he, so she started, like, feeling like something was going on, so she got his location, right?
15:14He would drive to the gym, put his phone in the locker, drive to my house, fuck me, go back to the gym.
15:21He would take the gym selfie and throw water on him like he was sweaty.
15:24So she thought, like, he was really at the gym the entire time, post the selfie to the gram, and then go home to her.
15:30And she saw his phone in the gym all the time.
15:31You know, my ex did that to me with fake photo shoots, so I know how it feels.
15:34That's how good the pussy was, though.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Got that bone-ass pussy.
15:37Probably wishes I would have kept it just, like, out of spite.
15:40I would have dropped my kid off her.
15:41Did you think about keeping it?
15:42Yeah.
15:42How long were you, till you?
15:44It was like, he was telling me to keep it, too, and then he said, we'll make another one, babe, if you get rid of it.
15:48Like, he, yeah.
15:50So what's going on now?
15:50You cut him off and he's still with her?
15:52Yeah, because he said he's using her for money, so he has to stay with her for a long time.
15:56Oh, my God!
15:57Oh, drama!
15:59So we still hate her?
16:00Yeah, we still hate her, but he still loves me.
16:03Isn't she?
16:03She's milfy, isn't she?
16:05She's younger than me, but she's, but she, okay, her whole thing is that she, like, fucks her mom.
16:11No, I'm thinking of Brittany Andrews.
16:13No, Stella.
16:13Okay.
16:14She's not important enough.
16:15Okay, okay.
16:15Actually, she asked to go on your podcast once when I was friends with her, and you turned her down.
16:19So high five, Ryan.
16:20We don't take cucks.
16:24Yeah.
16:26So that happened, that was, like, right after my divorce, too, so I was, like, needing to do a little something toxic, and then that fell out, so I'm like, I'm just gonna do that.
16:34So what are you doing now?
16:35Well, my ex-husband got a million dollars from me.
16:40A million?
16:41So he is literally...
16:42Oh, in the divorce?
16:44Yeah.
16:44Fuck.
16:45He, after, I literally thought he was such a good guy, like, I didn't get a prenup, nothing, and I just, I literally thought he was never gonna do anything for me.
16:52And now, yeah, he gets paid for the next 15 years.
16:55Every single month, I have to throw thousands in his bank account, and he lives off my money.
16:59He goes and got this new Benz that he's wrapping and showing off, and I'm like, I bought that, bitch.
17:03And it hurt, does it hurt your soul to send that wire every month?
17:05Yes, because I'm like, you didn't suck those dicks.
17:07I had to suck those dicks for that money.
17:09Like, and you watched me having to do all that stuff.
17:11Yeah.
17:11And then he gets all that money and did nothing for it.
17:13And I held this man down for a decade.
17:15He didn't have to work.
17:16I paid all the bills, took care of everything, and then we get divorced, and now he's rich.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:21What a pussy.
17:22God.
17:22I know.
17:22Fuck that guy.
17:23I know.
17:24You suck.
17:25Yeah.
17:25Yeah, I can run him over.
17:26Fucking piece of shit.
17:27Yeah, roll him over, girl.
17:28Roll him over.
17:29Yeah, roll him over.
17:29I got it.
17:31So, yeah, life's been crazy.
17:32And Grandpa Wayne, how we doing?
17:34You got knee surgery, I heard?
17:35Yeah, yeah.
17:36Yeah?
17:37How's the knee?
17:37It's better.
17:38It's better.
17:39It's not fun.
17:40It's not great, but it's better.
17:41I can pretty well get around okay.
17:44Okay.
17:44You still sexually active?
17:47Every...
17:47Oh.
17:48Dan?
17:49Nah.
17:50Because you're over in Florida, right?
17:51Yeah.
17:51You're playing golf.
17:52You're having sex.
17:54Not in that order, but yes.
17:57Good for you.
17:58And what's the average age of your girls that you have sex with?
18:04Right around your granddaughter's age, correct?
18:06Well, I wasn't going to say that, but yeah.
18:08Yeah.
18:08No way.
18:09And do you like blondes, or...?
18:11Yeah, he likes blondes.
18:12Okay.
18:12Somebody asked me one time, what kind of women do I like?
18:14I said, well, first of all, they've got to be female.
18:16And after that, I'm pretty flexible.
18:18Oh, my God, Grandpa.
18:20No type.
18:21Well, it's true.
18:22No, I'm with you.
18:23Yeah.
18:23You know, heartbeat.
18:24Oh, right.
18:25Wet vagina.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Consent.
18:27A little enthusiasm.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Yeah, exactly.
18:30Vagina still works.
18:31Right.
18:31Still works.
18:32Still works.
18:33Yeah.
18:33And Dan?
18:34Everything good with you?
18:35Yeah.
18:35Yeah, it's so great.
18:37Life is good?
18:38Yeah.
18:39It was going really good.
18:40I really liked the surprise you had for me today.
18:42Yeah, I thought we'd have a fun show of, you know, switch things up.
18:45Just really, Island of Misfit Toys, if you will.
18:48You know?
18:49Family reunion.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah, this is an interesting group of people we have here.
18:53Let's play a game where we all say if we had to fuck someone here, who would it be?
18:59Let's start with you, Carly.
19:03Dan, can you not listen for a second?
19:05Let's play fuck, marry, kill.
19:07Okay, fuck, marry, kill.
19:08Yeah, we all pick three.
19:10Three?
19:10Yeah.
19:10Oh, fuck.
19:11Okay.
19:12I hope I can figure out what other stuff.
19:14Fuck, marry, kill.
19:16I'm going to fuck Grandpa Wayne.
19:18Girl, come on.
19:19Okay, I like that.
19:20Are you not bi?
19:21I am.
19:22Okay.
19:22Yeah, I'm pansexual.
19:25Pansexual?
19:25Yeah.
19:26And for the viewers at home, it means that you like to fuck in the kitchen.
19:29Yes.
19:29Oh my God.
19:30Grandpa Wayne can put me on the counter in the kitchen.
19:32Right by the pots and pans.
19:33Sorry, Dan.
19:34Sorry, Dan.
19:35Okay, fuck Grandpa Wayne.
19:36Nice job, bro.
19:37You still got it.
19:37I might have to kill Dan just so she doesn't have to wash.
19:41I might, you know, I might just kill myself.
19:44No, no, no, no, no.
19:46And we're going to marry Carmen.
19:48Oh, yay.
19:49Okay, I'll take that, I guess.
19:51I mean, can we add Ryan somewhere in the mix?
19:53I'll jump in with Grandpa Wayne.
19:55I'll take him down with me.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Yeah, or I'll jump with Dan.
19:58Okay.
19:59Carmen, who you got?
20:00I would totally marry you back.
20:01Oh, thank you.
20:02Um, I don't want to kill anyone.
20:04Oh.
20:05I know.
20:05You want to just...
20:06Can we just like all fuck?
20:07Just kill me anyway.
20:08I'm already dead.
20:09Take me out.
20:10Take me out.
20:11Let's just do a big orgy.
20:11I want to fuck everyone.
20:12I like that.
20:13Good answer.
20:14Okay.
20:14I would like to fuck Carmen.
20:17Hell yeah.
20:17I want to marry Carly.
20:19I want to caretake for her.
20:21I can see that.
20:22You did pick her up backstage.
20:23Yeah, right?
20:24Yeah.
20:24I like helping.
20:26He did a good job carrying me.
20:27I was a little nervous I was going to pee on you.
20:29And you did say it gave you a boner.
20:31Yeah, a little bit.
20:32When she started talking about the blowjobs and...
20:34Yeah.
20:34You're a little horny backstage, actually.
20:35I mean, we're like...
20:36I'm eye level to the cocks in the room.
20:38Wow.
20:39I'm all the way down here.
20:40You stand up and I'm like, hello.
20:42Yeah, I think that's...
20:43Man, we're attracted to that.
20:44Okay.
20:45You're always staring right at her dick level.
20:47And I can take you in the handicapped stall.
20:49Oh.
20:50I didn't think of that.
20:52Wow.
20:52Caregiving.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:53You know what I mean?
20:54We're just checking out all kinds of squares there.
20:56Yeah.
20:56You go to Walmart, you park right by the door.
20:58Mm-hmm.
20:59That's great.
20:59Tons of perks.
21:00Yeah.
21:01You know, I saw, actually, now they have a nightclub in LA for Only Paralyzed people.
21:05Have you been there?
21:06No, I haven't.
21:07Yeah.
21:07And I saw a joke saying, like, what do they do for parking?
21:10Oh, yeah.
21:11Do you get offended by jokes?
21:12No, no, no, no, no.
21:13Okay.
21:14Keep it coming.
21:14Oh, tell them, by the way.
21:16Okay.
21:16The main fetish people ask for you on OnlyFans.
21:18Oh, the main fetish is people want to see me dragging myself across the floor and begging
21:25for help.
21:26Crazy.
21:27Yeah.
21:27Do you do it?
21:28Yeah.
21:28I kind of want to see it.
21:30Is that bad?
21:31I mean, I'll beg for your help.
21:33I'll beg for your help.
21:36So they want you to say their name while you're crawling?
21:38Yeah.
21:38They want me to just, like, beg for help and be helpless on the floor.
21:41So do you have someone come over and help you get on the floor and then get back up?
21:45Yeah, sometimes.
21:46Sometimes I've fallen on the floor and then I literally can't get up and I'm like, well.
21:49You're like Lieutenant Dan.
21:50Yeah.
21:51So what do you do?
21:52I hope for the best.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:54Call the fire department.
21:56Have you?
21:57Yeah.
21:58I fell out of my shower once and I was like, what the fuck do I do now?
22:01This is crazy.
22:02Wow.
22:03But I'm going to hire Ryan just to carry me around everywhere.
22:06See, that's what I want.
22:07Naked, especially.
22:08And kill?
22:10That's tough.
22:11That's tough.
22:11Rock, paper, scissors.
22:12I can't kill either of you.
22:13Dan, you go.
22:15Okay.
22:17I'll fuck both the girls and then I'll just kill both of you guys.
22:21I like that.
22:21For putting me in this fucking situation again.
22:24Sure.
22:25I still love you.
22:27That's good.
22:28Nice.
22:29Did you actually see him have sex?
22:31No, she stormed out right before.
22:33I've never seen.
22:34I know that my.
22:34Okay.
22:35I know my grandpa's like a horny dude.
22:37I'm not like he's a funny guy.
22:39I get it.
22:40But like seeing that is too much for me.
22:44No, I couldn't.
22:44Did you happen to see clips on Twitter of him fucking Jules?
22:47No.
22:48Okay.
22:48Good.
22:48Good.
22:49Why would I look for that?
22:50I just felt bad posting teasers about it.
22:52Knowing that you follow the page.
22:55Do I?
22:55Oh, you want to follow?
22:56Okay.
22:56There we go.
22:57All right.
22:59There we go.
22:59And then Grandpa Wayne, fuck, marry, kill.
23:03See, I have no idea what fuck, marry, kill is.
23:05Oh, yeah.
23:06But I kind of got the drift of the thing.
23:08And I'm fascinated, absolutely fascinated by this concept of if it works and how it works
23:17and the sensations and how to make those sensations better.
23:20Oh, you want the grippy with the whippy.
23:22Grippy with the whippy.
23:23Grippy with the grippy.
23:24Yeah.
23:24Grippy with the grippy.
23:25Grippy with the grippy.
23:26Pardon me, I specifically didn't go for that one because I knew I'd fuck it up.
23:31I want Grandpa Wayne to tell me how grippy it is.
23:34Oh.
23:35We should not have invited you.
23:36Could you imagine?
23:37I think I love her.
23:40What the fuck?
23:40You know, he has a big dick, actually.
23:42I watched him fuck Jules.
23:43Oh, fuck.
23:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:44He's popping.
23:45Which is not happening.
23:46Okay.
23:46Where do you think you can feel it on like the inch scale?
23:50I feel like.
23:52Anything after six?
23:52Yeah.
23:53Yeah.
23:53So my quarter inch.
23:54I was going to think of much of quarter.
23:56You're in, right?
23:57I don't know.
23:58We might need an extension.
23:59You're seven and five, I want to say?
24:00I have no idea.
24:01Okay.
24:01I have a range that I like because when it's too girthy and too big, then I start like
24:05pissing and squirting everywhere.
24:07That's a good thing.
24:08That's kind of hot.
24:08I know.
24:09I like it.
24:09It's because of my injury.
24:11So I have no control over my bladder.
24:13Sometimes I just piss on people.
24:14I mean, full send it.
24:16Yeah, I agree.
24:17Oh, fuck.
24:18Yeah.
24:18I've also shit on every person I've clapped with.
24:21I took a lot of Imodium today.
24:22Nice.
24:23I'm going to actually take another Imodium before.
24:24You want to change your makeup?
24:28I'm still fascinated.
24:30I've been walking a wild side here.
24:33Could you imagine?
24:35Could you imagine?
24:36I mean, do people wipe grandpa's ass sometimes?
24:40Yeah.
24:40Well, that's how, Dan, before porn, you were a booty wiper, weren't you?
24:44Yeah.
24:44I was a professional ass wiper.
24:46Yeah.
24:46I full on have grabbed shit out of people's assholes with my hand.
24:52Yeah.
24:52If it's like impact.
24:53And they don't even say thank you.
24:54Oh, no.
24:54They yell at me.
24:55Are you serious?
24:56And tell me that their dad is going to come and get me.
24:59Oh, God.
25:00But they're like 80.
25:02See, that's worse than being paralyzed.
25:03Yeah.
25:04That's sad.
25:05That's sad.
25:06In a way.
25:07Yeah.
25:07Yeah.
25:07You seem happy.
25:08Usually when I shit on them during sex, it's fine.
25:11And then they finish anyways.
25:13They're loving it.
25:14That's cool.
25:14Yeah.
25:14Yeah.
25:14It's super cool.
25:15Hmm.
25:16Yeah.
25:16I appreciate it.
25:17Yeah.
25:18But if you're doing mish.
25:20Mm-hmm.
25:20Anyways.
25:21We don't gotta get her to poopy.
25:23Yeah.
25:23Missionary because I have a hot face, so.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Yeah.
25:26Yeah.
25:26Right.
25:26We're all missionary guys.
25:28Yeah.
25:28Not that I was thinking about that, but yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Very true.
25:33Thanks, grandpa.
25:34Oh, kinky.
25:36Go give her a kiss.
25:36Ryan, why don't you just cover your eyes?
25:39Just cover your eyes.
25:40She's practically begging for it.
25:42It's my make-a-wish.
25:43Oh.
25:45Jesus Christ.
25:46I can't say no to that.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Right?
25:49I've never seen this.
25:50That's when you know it's game time when he flips the hat.
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28:22I'm so a little offended that you wouldn't fuck me.
28:24I mean, I wouldn't fuck you, but...
28:26You wouldn't fuck Dan?
28:27Well, we're like brother-sister vibes.
28:29Don't lie.
28:29We're not, but yeah, he's cool.
28:31Well, in Michigan, it's okay, right?
28:32Yeah.
28:33Go to Michigan.
28:35This isn't Alabama.
28:37Listen, I used to make out with my sister all the time at parties.
28:39Like out bonfires in the middle of the world.
28:40Oh my God, Holly.
28:41We called ourselves the lesbian sisters.
28:43Yeah, we'd be making out all the time together.
28:44That's illegal.
28:46Actually, maybe not in Michigan, is it?
28:47I don't know.
28:48I'll just stop there.
28:50I'm from New York and I made out with my sister.
28:51You have a sister?
28:52Yeah.
28:52She hot?
28:53Yeah, I think so.
28:54I mean, we look alike.
28:55Is she a walker or a roller?
28:57She's an able body.
28:59I've pushed my siblings down the stairs.
29:01That's about as far as I've gotten with that.
29:04You guys are terrible.
29:04I'm sure Dan's going to push me out of my wheelchair.
29:06Yeah.
29:07You just made out with her daughter.
29:08If I have to, yeah.
29:09If I've seen anything more like that.
29:12Well, you cheered it on.
29:14Because last time you were so fucking pissed.
29:15I've never seen you like that in my life, actually.
29:17I just don't want to see.
29:18Like I said, I know he's a horny guy.
29:20I just don't want to see it.
29:21And Jules, like, we were cool, so that was weird to me.
29:26I was like, what are you doing?
29:28It was really Jules pushing it more than him.
29:30Right?
29:31She kind of came on to you.
29:32He's not innocent.
29:33Are you fucking kidding me?
29:34Me?
29:35No, he's not innocent.
29:37He is just as guilty.
29:38I think she read my mind.
29:40Yeah.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:42Which is not that hard to do.
29:43Do any of your guys' grandparents act like this or act like that ever?
29:48I think once you hit, like, 70, you're just fucking, who cares?
29:52You know?
29:52Yeah, but does your grandparent fuck your friends?
29:55No, I can't say that, no.
29:56I was going to say, all my grandparents are dead, so.
30:00I feel like you've probably fucked, like, an 80-year-old or some shit.
30:03Yeah, I have.
30:03I remember when I first, like, came into porn, like, 12 years ago, I saw Ron Jeremy at nightclub
30:10and I made him bang me outside the nightclub because I thought, I just wanted to say I did
30:13it, and now I look back and I'm like, what is wrong with me?
30:16He's canceled this fuck, right?
30:17Yeah, I don't like that.
30:18What did he do?
30:19Like, essay.
30:20It's a joke.
30:20Yeah.
30:21R word, R word, R word.
30:23Fuck Ron Jeremy.
30:24I was super fucked up, but I do remember it being, like, pretty fat.
30:28Yeah.
30:28Yeah, I remember it being pretty.
30:29Wait, is he fat?
30:30Yeah.
30:31He is fat and his dick is fat.
30:32And disgusting.
30:34Yeah, he's disgusting.
30:35That's why I'm, what I say, like, I look back at it and I was like, what the fuck is
30:37wrong with me?
30:38Yeah, he's got to be one of the ugliest guys in the history of porn.
30:39I know, that's why.
30:40Probably the.
30:42Definitely the.
30:42I think that was the appeal.
30:43I don't know.
30:44Like, Grandpa Wayne, you're a good-looking guy.
30:46You got blue eyes.
30:46Yeah.
30:47His eyes are cute.
30:48Yeah, he can get it.
30:49I'm flattered, thank you.
30:50No, yeah, you're a stud.
30:52I have a wheelchair, he has a cane.
30:54It's meant to be.
30:55Wow.
30:56He might need a wheelchair soon and I have a lap.
30:59So, if you were to fuck, let's just say, would you, do you do missionary in the chair?
31:03How does that work?
31:04Yeah.
31:05It'll pull me to the edge and lift my legs up.
31:07Oh.
31:07Is that how it works?
31:08That's how I fuck in the chair.
31:10What's, like, the top three positions?
31:12Top three positions in the chair or out of the chair?
31:15I want to both.
31:15Yeah, yeah.
31:16I mean, my favorite is in the chair with my legs up at the edge.
31:21Okay.
31:22Getting fucked or throw me onto a counter.
31:24And the legs can just go all over the place, right?
31:26The legs can go wherever the fuck you want.
31:27Right.
31:27Throw me around.
31:28I'm your sex toy.
31:28How flexible are your legs?
31:30Right.
31:30I'm pretty flexible.
31:31You're like a, like a flashlight.
31:33Yeah.
31:33Oh.
31:34I might be a little sex toy.
31:35Right.
31:36Just throw me around and do what you want.
31:37Not that I was thinking about that.
31:38And I'm getting horny.
31:39And I can't run away.
31:40Does that turn you on?
31:41Were you always submissive?
31:42Yeah, pretty submissive.
31:43Because you would hate to be like a dom in a wheelchair, you know?
31:46Oh, yeah.
31:46Yeah.
31:47Unless like you laid on the ground.
31:48You could like run people over.
31:49Yeah.
31:49Yeah.
31:50True.
31:51I think the only thing that I really enjoy is sucking dick.
31:53Like I like that part.
31:54And in public.
31:56In handicapped bathrooms.
31:57Oh, cool.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah, that's the best.
32:00Yeah.
32:00I mean, do you know from experience?
32:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:03But when I was a promoter in Toronto, handicapped bathroom during that.
32:06Yeah.
32:06Like from wheelchair people, handicapped people?
32:08No, never, never.
32:09Oh, so you were just taking up the space in the handicapped.
32:11Oh, yeah.
32:13Oh, and I was waiting outside.
32:15Having to go.
32:16I really needed it.
32:16Yeah.
32:17Sorry.
32:18That's why I carry this.
32:18I don't really need it.
32:19Oh, okay.
32:20It gets me into those handicapped stalls.
32:22Yeah, how do you feel?
32:22I have a fake parking thing.
32:24Is that rude?
32:25Yeah, I think it's a little fucked up.
32:26Where'd you get yours?
32:27Yeah.
32:28My ex's mom was in a wheelchair, yeah.
32:30So she had extras.
32:31You stole it from there?
32:32Oh, okay.
32:32Yeah.
32:33It's a little fucked up.
32:34I mean, it's a lot of fucked up.
32:35Is that bad?
32:36Yeah.
32:36Well, you could be handicapped.
32:37You know what?
32:38Those spots are never fucking taken.
32:40Yeah.
32:41Actually, no.
32:41It's on par.
32:42I don't like when other people take my handicapped spot.
32:45It's yours.
32:45It's mine.
32:46I think I'm the only disabled person in the world.
32:49Yeah, okay.
32:50Fair.
32:50Yeah.
32:51I mean, how many other disabled people do you know?
32:53But when you want to just go to 7-Eleven, how do you get in and out of the car?
32:56I don't fucking go to 7-Eleven.
32:57Okay.
32:58She has people that do it.
33:00Yeah.
33:00Okay.
33:00Grandpa Wayne will do it for me.
33:01That's right.
33:02We can walk right now.
33:02She has people.
33:04Yeah, but your knee's so fucked.
33:05I don't know if you guys would work out.
33:06Well, I got people too.
33:09You're going to be fucking in a chair next to her.
33:12Does that happen?
33:13Do wheelies date each other?
33:14No.
33:15I have flirted with a guy in a wheelchair.
33:18I've made out with one, but then I got a little nervous and I was like, I don't know
33:20how this is going to go.
33:21Right.
33:22You guys can't say like bumper cars.
33:23Yeah, bumper cars.
33:25Yeah.
33:25And also like, how are they going to get on top?
33:27Like, I need someone who's going to push me around.
33:30Oh, right.
33:30You need the man.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Yeah.
33:32Yeah.
33:32The man.
33:33Yeah.
33:34Okay.
33:34That makes sense.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Do you think Grandpa Wayne is like in shape enough to handle you?
33:38I feel like he could handle me.
33:39What do you think, Grandpa Wayne?
33:41I think he's busy.
33:42I think he's busy today, right?
33:45Well, I can make adjustments on my schedule.
33:47Oh.
33:48I think I could help Grandpa Wayne's knee out.
33:51Yeah.
33:51Prove it.
33:51Make it feel better.
33:52Fucking prove it.
33:53I think I can re-break your knee if that's where you want to go with this, but that's
33:59up to you, Gramps.
33:59That is terrifying.
34:00It's beneficial because if Grandpa Wayne needs a wheelchair, I can just sit on his lap
34:04and we can both wheel around.
34:05Oh, that's so cute.
34:05Yeah, that's cool.
34:06Yeah.
34:07That is cute.
34:07I do like that you take care of my grandpa.
34:09I'm having fantasies already.
34:10That's nice.
34:11How's your blood flow in your penis doing, Grandpa Wayne?
34:16Well, I don't know.
34:18There's going to have to be some testing to find out.
34:21I'm not real sure.
34:22Ryan can help you.
34:24No, that's not what I had in mind.
34:26What did you have in mind?
34:27He's cute, but not that cute.
34:28What did you have in mind, Grandpa Wayne?
34:35She's got me fascinated.
34:36I see them making eyes at each other.
34:38Yeah, she's got me fascinated.
34:40Let me know how my throat feels.
34:41Yeah.
34:42I wish I had a dick there.
34:43Why on you?
34:44No.
34:45No, I mean, I want it to be an older guy.
34:48Yeah, she said 18-year-olds aren't doing a thing.
34:49She knows Ryan doesn't know what he's doing.
34:51I just think my bucket list is 70-plus.
34:55Go.
34:56Go have fun.
34:57All right, come here, Grandpa.
34:58I would have watched it.
34:58Rock and roll.
34:59Get it?
35:00Rock and roll.
35:00Rock and roll.
35:01I said...
35:02So you felt...
35:03Did you feel the dick?
35:04Grandpa has a nice dick.
35:05Yeah, he does.
35:06He does.
35:06It was a good size for me to feel it.
35:09So I'm thinking, Carly, if it takes just...
35:11Like, that's the threshold to feel it,
35:13I don't know if you'd feel me.
35:14Oh, fuck.
35:15Yeah, I think...
35:16Because I'm not as big as Wayne.
35:17My grandpa's got a bigger cock than you.
35:19For sure, yeah.
35:19Yeah, definitely.
35:21Well...
35:22That was a good dick.
35:23Oh, my God!
35:25No!
35:25Wait, wait.
35:26I think Carmen did a really good job.
35:27I don't think I've ever came before.
35:29Wait, did you come?
35:31Did she come?
35:32Yeah.
35:32She did?
35:33She licked it right off my fingers.
35:35Oh, so you...
35:36That was your first orgasm?
35:37Yeah.
35:38Wow.
35:38And we had it on the show.
35:39What an honor.
35:40Carmen, congrats.
35:41Her first orgasm of her life.
35:43Of your life?
35:44I don't think I've came before.
35:46What?
35:47That's insane.
35:48I don't think so, yeah.
35:50Even before the accident.
35:52That's cool.
35:52Yeah, I know.
35:53I think that...
35:53Because I have one, she's 18, she's with these losers.
35:55Oh, no.
35:56Oh, my God.
35:57I mean, I did, like, old men when I was 18 still, but...
36:00Hell, yeah.
36:00But they weren't fucking like Wayne.
36:02No.
36:02That was my first grandpa.
36:0522.
36:05Right.
36:05True.
36:06Yeah, right.
36:07Hell, yeah.
36:08Cool.
36:09Yeah.
36:09So, we got first orgasm, first disabled sex for you, Wayne?
36:14Absolutely.
36:14Yeah.
36:15Wow!
36:16First disabled sex for you, Carmen?
36:17Yes.
36:18But I like it though.
36:19First time seeing your grandpa fuck?
36:20I didn't watch.
36:21No, second.
36:21But thank you.
36:22Isn't it a second?
36:23Well, she's torn down last time.
36:24This is very un...
36:25MVP is Dan for sticking through it.
36:28Eating her McDonald's, cracking jokes.
36:30Proud of you.
36:30Me and Ryan off camera.
36:32Oh.
36:32I'll let you know how the small ones feel.
36:34Yes.
36:36Baby.
36:37Yeah, give my gramps.
36:39Seconds.
36:40No, I'm not gonna lie.
36:40When you first started giving head, I was like, oh.
36:43He was into it.
36:43Yeah, I was.
36:44And she started rubbing her pussy.
36:46I did.
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38:02Wow.
38:03Hey?
38:04What an episode.
38:05That was great waiting.
38:06Good job.
38:08So for those that missed it, watching the long form on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple, some shit went down.
38:13A lot.
38:14Yeah.
38:14Do it.
38:15Carmen, walk the people through what happened.
38:17First time forever.
38:17In a PG way?
38:18In a PG way?
38:19No.
38:19I mean, no.
38:20Oh, I can see that.
38:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:21I watched Grandpa fuck her in her wheelchair.
38:24Yeah.
38:25She gave real good head.
38:26Yeah.
38:26I was getting horny over here, so then I had to, you know, go play with her a little bit.
38:30Yeah.
38:31And I gave her her first orgasm.
38:32Yes, yes.
38:33In and out the chair.
38:35In and out the chair, yeah.
38:37First orgasm as a paralyzed girl who doesn't really feel her coochie anymore.
38:43Wow.
38:43She's obviously feeling something.
38:45You know what you're doing down there, eh?
38:47I sure felt for coochie.
38:48That's like you're playing with rocket codes.
38:51I've been playing with pussy for a long time.
38:54I don't think you're not lesbo enough to figure that out.
38:57This is like...
38:58What do you mean that?
38:59Yeah, I can figure it out.
39:01No problem.
39:02Nah.
39:03You've literally never seen me fuck before.
39:06Right.
39:07But I just know you, and I know you don't, like, you're not into chicks, really.
39:11Pornhub's number one newcomer of the year for a reason.
39:13Gang gang.
39:14Oh, really?
39:15Yeah.
39:15Hell yeah.
39:16Get it, girl.
39:17I can do the things.
39:19Okay.
39:20Am I allowed to watch his granddaughter's porn after?
39:25You know, that would be cool, actually, if you and Dan hooked up after.
39:28I don't know if that would be cool.
39:30You can put it past us.
39:31Especially right now.
39:33Okay.
39:33I think we need a little...
39:34It's kind of like sucking her grandpa's dick.
39:36Okay, thank you, Carmen.
39:38And she pulled in the Carmen with her grandpa's car.
39:41Yeah, right.
39:41Can't say I hadn't thought about that, too.
39:43You know what?
39:44Why don't you suck his cock?
39:45Right.
39:46Yeah.
39:46Let's all just suck Wayne off.
39:48No.
39:49No.
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40:01Any fetish you like, and she has to please that fetish.
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40:14What's your fetish?
40:15Would you pee for me?
40:16I would pee for you.
40:16I would do anything for you.
40:18I've done some crazy stuff.
40:19You have.
40:20I've told you.
40:20My, the poop fetishes I have fulfilled for people.
40:23Yes, yes.
40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:24Poop right in their mouth.
40:25They eat it.
40:26I've had to watch this.
40:26I had to poop on a scale for this guy onto a plate.
40:30He ate it with a fork.
40:31I go right down the street, poop for him, and come back.
40:34No fuck?
40:34No sex?
40:35No, he doesn't even touch me.
40:36Does he like to watch the poop part?
40:38Yes.
40:38And he weighs it, and then eats it.
40:40Weighs it?
40:40Yeah, he weighs it on a scale to see how much it is.
40:43And then I have to tell him about what I eat.
40:44And he eats it with a fork.
40:45Do you have to watch him eat it?
40:46Oh, he wants you to watch him?
40:48Yeah.
40:48What does he say?
40:49He's like, showing me that he swallowed it all.
40:52Oh, fuck.
40:54You don't need that money.
40:55How much?
40:55You like it, don't you?
40:56How much?
40:57How much money?
40:593,000.
41:00But I would poop for free, so it's like 20 minutes out of my day to go poop.
41:05I don't know if I want to watch that for 3,000, though.
41:08Yeah, no, watching it is kind of crazy, but...
41:10And he likes, you pee on his face, too, right?
41:12He likes that, too?
41:13No, I never peed for him.
41:14Oh, yeah, what's the fetish?
41:15Sorry, I got to talk.
41:15No, that was the clip right there.
41:17I thought we hit them all over there for a second.
41:20That was the clip.
41:20Jesus.
41:21Why?
41:21I don't get any of these requests.
41:23I can't believe you didn't...
41:24Yeah, he...
41:25I've been doing it for years for him.
41:26Are you vegan?
41:27I'm vegetarian.
41:29Oh, he would love you.
41:29You should tell him.
41:30She's vegetarian.
41:31How many people do you know who eat your shit?
41:34Well, I've sold it to a lot of guys, too, online, and they show me videos of them eating it.
41:38They have it in the freezer, and they'll take it out of them.
41:40After that clip popped off, did you get more requests?
41:42Oh, yeah, they all want me to do it.
41:43But I don't really do that stuff anymore.
41:45But if it's easy, I get a hotel that's always right down the street from him.
41:49So I just wait until I have to go.
41:50Go to his house.
41:51That's the thing.
41:51It's hard to go on command, kind of, sort of.
41:53Yeah, so I text him when I'm ready to go, and then I get in an Uber, hold it, and then
41:57drop it off, and then leave.
41:59And there's no sex, right?
42:00It doesn't touch me at all.
42:01How long?
42:01How long?
42:02I was probably there 20 minutes.
42:03Oh, okay.
42:04I still don't know if I could do it.
42:06It's kind of like one of those moments where you're like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
42:08I'm like, well, how did I get here?
42:11Type of thing.
42:11You know, based on math, okay, that's 9,000 an hour.
42:15And if you do that 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, it's 18 million.
42:20Yeah.
42:21Yeah.
42:21That's the rate you're, I couldn't imagine.
42:23He's handsome.
42:24Is somebody who eats shit off a plate really that handsome?
42:27He's the hottest shit eater I've ever seen.
42:29I guess when you do so much porn and stuff, you just keep chasing your next high, right?
42:36We might end up like that when we're 40.
42:38I'm freaky.
42:39Speak for yourselves.
42:40I don't know.
42:41I'll let you know when I hit 40.
42:44I don't think it runs in our blood to eat shit.
42:47You did want to smell my wheelchair.
42:49Yeah, I did, yeah.
42:50You want to sniff her seat?
42:51Yeah.
42:52Hell yeah.
42:52So do you wear a diaper?
42:54No.
42:55I just piss like a grown up.
42:56But don't you ever have accidents?
42:58Sometimes.
42:59Right.
43:00Yeah.
43:00I mean, I for sure, if I forget, if I'm drinking a lot of alcohol or just forget to pee, I peed
43:04myself.
43:04What about in your sleep?
43:06No, I don't pee while I sleep.
43:07Really?
43:08Oh.
43:08Yeah.
43:08I can like go the night and then I wake up and cath.
43:11Catheterize.
43:12All right.
43:13Would you catheterize me?
43:15Yeah, I think I would.
43:16I would definitely catheterize you.
43:18I would cath.
43:18You'd cath it for me?
43:19I'm a cath-y guy.
43:20Would you let me hold it for you?
43:21What does that mean?
43:22How does that work?
43:22What?
43:23You don't know?
43:23Let me hold it while you pee.
43:25Oh, my penis.
43:25Oh.
43:26Oh, it depends on the day.
43:27Yeah.
43:27Okay.
43:28Yeah.
43:28Is that, is eating shit weirder than me being in a wheelchair and you sniffing my seat?
43:34Yeah.
43:35I think it's in the same genre.
43:36It's the weirdest thing you can do is eat shit.
43:38Okay.
43:38Yeah, that's the same.
43:39I always, when I'm watching it, I'm like, are you not going to die after this?
43:42Like, I thought people die after this.
43:43Yeah, you do.
43:44That's what I'm confused about.
43:45You get freaking poison.
43:46So you use a fork?
43:47Yeah, there's diseases there.
43:48He cuts it up and he takes his time.
43:49Every bite.
43:49What?
43:50Fork and knife?
43:51Does he enjoy it?
43:52Yes, yes.
43:53Yes, yes.
43:54Fuck.
43:54He's loving it.
43:55Just why?
43:55Like, I would just end myself.
43:57Like, just end myself.
43:58What's the point of living anymore if I need to eat shit off of him?
44:01Apparently a lot of us are doing it for him, though.
44:02Is he jerking off while doing it?
44:04Yeah, yeah.
44:04He cuts it.
44:04Why do all my...
44:05No, he doesn't.
44:06Yeah.
44:07Well, the first time I ever did it, he was underneath one of those old people toilets that you go above,
44:11like, hover above the seat.
44:12His face was underneath.
44:13And as soon as my poop dropped into his mouth, he was like, cumming.
44:16He's like, ugh.
44:18Oh, my God.
44:20Yeah.
44:20Have you ever had sex with him?
44:22Yeah.
44:23But not during those sessions.
44:25Okay.
44:26It's separate bookings?
44:27Yeah.
44:28Like, so when I first got into the industry, like, 12 years ago, I remember he wanted me
44:33to, like, come over and, like, do anal with him.
44:35And he specifically said, like, don't clean.
44:38And I thought that was so weird.
44:39And I remembered that for so long.
44:40Then, like, a decade later, he hit me up for poop stuff.
44:42And I was like, oh, so it's been a poop thing this whole time.
44:45Oh.
44:47I'm still mind blown that I don't...
44:48I want to know where all these guys are that are paying to get pissed on, shit on, any
44:53of these kinks.
44:54I think it's the easiest stuff for me.
44:56I would just go in.
44:57I suspect if you put something out there to start it, then it'll snowball, I would imagine.
45:02You know, that first clip, though, you put out...
45:04Just tell people I'm selling my shit now.
45:07They'll find you.
45:08People buy me fully clothed transfer videos and just want to see me getting out of my wheelchair.
45:13Oh, my gosh.
45:15We're sickos out there, isn't there?
45:17Whatever happened to Missionary, huh?
45:18Yeah.
45:19I mean, if you come play with my legs for a minute, I'm sure someone's jacking off to
45:23that.
45:23Wow.
45:24Wow.
45:25It kind of turned me on when I was picking you up over there.
45:27And I was helpless.
45:28Yeah.
45:29Yeah.
45:29Yeah, right?
45:29I could tell.
45:30I liked it.
45:30You'd pick me up anytime.
45:32Oh, baby girl.
45:34All right.
45:34What a show.
45:35What a show.
45:36So many firsts.
45:37Yes.
45:38Wow.
45:38I don't think I'm ever coming back on.
45:41For real.
45:41This is a legendary episode.
45:43Dan's never going to trust you to come back.
45:44I'm never coming on again.
45:45It was really nice.
45:47Thank you, fans.
45:48A lot of bonding today.
45:49Yeah.
45:50Great show.
45:51So, Carly Rose.
45:52What's your OnlyFans?
45:53Carly Rose.
45:55K-A-R-L-E-E.
45:57Rose.
45:58Yes.
45:58Just that on OnlyFans?
46:00I believe so.
46:00No XX or bullshit?
46:02I don't know.
46:0223?
46:03Should I know that?
46:03Yeah, you should know your ex.
46:05Carmen.
46:06Karma.
46:06Carmen X.
46:07Karma.
46:07No.
46:09Carmen, Karma.
46:09Carmen, Karma.
46:10Carmen with a K, though.
46:11Yeah, right.
46:11K-A-R-M-E-N.
46:13The Dan Dangler.
46:14The Dan Dangler.
46:15You know, I was on browsers yesterday, actually.
46:16You did watch her.
46:17Well, I was scrolling.
46:18You have a lot of scenes on there.
46:19Holy shit.
46:20Mm-hmm.
46:21And it's all...
46:21He's so jerks off to you.
46:22It's The.
46:23Your name is The on browsers.
46:24Yep.
46:25I am a The before my name.
46:27I didn't know that.
46:28I thought it was just on IG.
46:28Trying to introduce myself.
46:29I'm The Dan Dangler.
46:31Oh, it's The.
46:31Like Megan The Stanley.
46:33Right.
46:34And then Grandpa Wayne.
46:35And this was Pillow Talk.
46:38Oh, God.
46:40One for the record book.
46:41There we go.
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