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00:00Life is just hard and it's getting harder. It's not just about living your life. You've got to smash your life, right?
00:06There's all these podcasts coming out called how to smash your day, how to fuck your day in the butt, how to
00:14open your day's mouth and shit in it, how to
00:17fuck your day to a powder. It's all this stuff, this mad shit. Let me tell you something London, okay?
00:23If you wake up in the morning, you have a decent breakfast, right? Go to work, have a nice lunch, come home,
00:30hang out with your family, watch a bit of TV, go to bed. You have smashed that day, okay? That day is smashed, all right?
00:38But that's not good enough for these guys. I don't know if you've heard these guys that go, you know what you've got to do?
00:42You've got to get up at 5am, get up at 5am. You know who doesn't get up at 5am? Pussies who don't want it enough.
00:47Get up at 5am, write down what you want to do with that day, don't make it easy, write down proper objectives, become Prime Minister, write it down.
00:54Become an astronaut, write it down, get it down.
00:565.15 after you've made your list, go for a three hour run, repeat your objectives, Prime Minister, astronaut, Prime Minister, astronaut, Prime Minister, astronaut, three hours, get it done.
01:04You know who doesn't do that? Pussies who don't want it enough.
01:06You've got to be back on the road again. It's great to be back on the road, yeah. New show? Yeah, sort of made the promise to my family that wouldn't be away as much. Here we are in Phoenix.
01:26So good at keeping those old promises. Different show, marriage still on the rocks.
01:33So who are we going to see?
01:36Well, it's a guy called Andy Elliot who used to be a salesman and has now morphed into a motivational speaker.
01:44He's organised like a smash the day event. It's like a course on how to achieve your goals.
01:50How to take something that you're striving to do and make the impossible possible.
01:55How to take your day, put your arm around its neck and wrestle it into submission.
02:02I'm a motherfucking bass.
02:04I want to see if that's true. I'm kind of quite cynical about all of that.
02:08I'm a motherfucking bass.
02:11I'm a motherfucking bass.
02:14I'm a motherfucking bass.
02:17This is almost designed in a lab to make me want to cry.
02:22All right, I just want to tell you guys, really, really appreciate you all.
02:29I'm going to tell you this, a lot of people come out for events because they want to learn how to sell, make a lot of money.
02:34But what does all that matter if you can't take care of yourself?
02:36Nothing!
02:37It means absolutely zero.
02:39This workout's going to be called beating the quitting mind.
02:41If you don't run as hard as you can, he's not going to ever end the workout.
02:47What's the deal with exercise and sales?
02:52A lot of people come to our events or come to our training.
02:55They're out of shape.
02:56You can just look in their eyes. They're not confident.
02:57They don't feel good about themselves.
02:59You described most of my life there.
03:01And we're like, okay, let's get you loving yourself.
03:04When you look in the mirror, you don't have freaking man boobies and a beer belly.
03:08Then when you go talk to people, they're going to know you actually take care of yourself.
03:10And then all the skill is going to compound and make you great.
03:13Got you.
03:14How hard is this going to be?
03:15If you puke, it's totally cool.
03:16No, I don't think that's cool.
03:18Ready, set, let's go!
03:21Focus on the finish and keep my hair steady.
03:24Come on, come on!
03:26Let's go, let's go!
03:30Keep going guys, keep going.
03:32Do not stop.
03:34Push-ups!
03:35Great job guys, great job.
03:37Oh my God.
03:38Come on!
03:39I see you guys over there.
03:40Let's go!
03:41Slowing down.
03:42Go!
03:43Come on, come on, come on!
03:44I was surprised to see there was an exercise element to it.
03:47Because I thought it was just about making shit tons of money and how you go about doing
03:51that.
03:52Let's go!
03:53Come on!
03:54We're going to jump!
03:56One!
03:57Two!
03:58Ready, set!
03:59Genuinely, it's making me want money less.
04:01Let's go, let's go!
04:02Come on!
04:03Get in there!
04:04Let's go guys!
04:05Burpees, burpees!
04:06Come on, burpees!
04:07Go!
04:08Go!
04:09We're going to do scissor kick!
04:10Go!
04:11Go!
04:12Go!
04:13Great job guys, great job!
04:14That would have been much funnier if I was three or four stone heavier.
04:17Is it going to be funny, the big old chocolate whale blubbering around the car park?
04:21That's like, that is production gold, isn't it?
04:23As it is, I absolutely fucking nailed it.
04:25I think it was funny enough.
04:27Oh, fair enough.
04:28I didn't see what it looked like.
04:30All right, Ramesh, let's go upstairs.
04:33Oh, we're going up now?
04:35After the workout, Ryan came up to me and said, um, it's time to go upstairs to meet the
04:40Don.
04:41He didn't say that, but that's kind of the flavour of it.
04:42And you're at your own risk.
04:45People ask me, like, Ryan, how'd you get your sails up?
04:48If you'd have given me a million guesses at what was to happen next...
04:54Oh, my God.
04:55Are you being serious right now?
04:57Yeah.
04:58Why are you eating dog biscuits?
04:59What are you doing?
05:01What the fuck are you doing?
05:03Oh, my God.
05:05Clearly it's working for him.
05:06Yeah, he's got a glossy coat.
05:08He seems obedient.
05:09How was meeting Andy?
05:11Yeah, meeting Andy was quite an experience, actually.
05:14Did you guys like the workout?
05:18Yeah, it was good.
05:19I thought, um, I've seen your stuff online.
05:21I saw a video of you, like, working at 5 a.m. or whatever.
05:23Get up, you work out, then you get on with your day, you do this, that, and the other.
05:27I think what your exact words were, every single day you empty the tank, right?
05:30That's what you said.
05:31Yeah.
05:32What does that mean?
05:33Why is that so important to you?
05:35The foundation of everything to me was when I started getting in shape and taking care
05:40of myself, I changed my whole life.
05:43Dude, that sprinkles into everything else in your life.
05:45And so I went to work.
05:46I built this team.
05:47I started taking risks I normally wouldn't take because I believed in myself more.
05:50Dude, wherever I am, I'm there.
05:52When I'm at work, I'm a psycho.
05:54When I'm in the gym, I'm a psycho.
05:57When I'm at home, I'm a psycho.
06:00You're talking about being in the moment, aren't you?
06:03Yeah.
06:04I talk about this in my stand-up.
06:05People are obsessed with smashing the day.
06:07I mean, give all you got.
06:08Tomorrow is the training day.
06:10Now, by the way, I've been labeled a sales trainer.
06:12The reason why is sales and leadership will make you rich.
06:14Listen, you're a master communicator.
06:16You make them think that you're funny.
06:18Why?
06:19Because your belief that you're funny is through the roof.
06:22Well, if I'm being honest with you, if I have to pitch myself or pitch an idea I've
06:27had, I often say to my agent, it's better if we just email them and they don't talk
06:33to me directly.
06:34You're going to love tomorrow.
06:35Okay.
06:36Okay?
06:37So what I said to Andy was, I'm not very good at talking positively about myself.
06:41If you want me to tell you that I'm good at this, I can't.
06:44I like to expose holes and weaknesses in people.
06:47And honestly, in that moment, they're like, F that guy.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Yeah.
06:52But when they're done, they're like, dude, that was the best thing that ever happened
06:55to me.
06:59And then he said, oh, well, that's great because tomorrow I'm going to get up on stage.
07:03I'm going to make you feel the least comfortable you've ever felt.
07:05And then I thought, why the fuck did I tell him that?
07:06And then I thought, why the fuck did I tell him that?
07:12How you doing, man?
07:13How's it going?
07:14How you doing?
07:15How you doing, bro?
07:16How you doing, man?
07:17You all right?
07:18Thanks very much.
07:19Yeah.
07:20I think so.
07:21How you doing?
07:22You all right?
07:23Ramesh Elliott group, welcome.
07:24Come on.
07:25Whoa.
07:26Whoa.
07:27Whoa.
07:28Whoa.
07:29Just like that.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31How's that?
07:32Oh, my God.
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36Here we go.
07:37Okay.
07:38Everybody repeat after me.
07:40I'm an elite sales warrior.
07:42I'm an elite sales warrior.
07:43I will destroy my competition.
07:45I will destroy my competition.
07:47I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:49I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:50I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:51I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:52I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:53I'm ready for a breakthrough.
07:54Let's go.
07:55Let's go.
07:56Andy.
07:57Andy.
07:58Andy.
07:59Andy.
08:00Andy.
08:01Andy.
08:02Andy.
08:03Andy.
08:04Hey, give it up one more time, man.
08:07I can smell Ferrari vibes in here.
08:09I can smell it when I was pulling in the parking lot
08:12in the Ferrari.
08:16So today, you guys are with me.
08:17I'm going to put a fire hose up to your mouth,
08:19and I'm just going to freaking .
08:22And you're going to be like, oh, shit.
08:24I am going to pellet you guys with so much good shit.
08:28OK, guys?
08:29You ready?
08:30Let's go.
08:31I did it.
08:34All right, guys.
08:35Let's roll.
08:36Let's start training.
08:38I want to start role playing until lunch comes.
08:39Is that cool?
08:40OK.
08:41Andy, I got one.
08:42We got a guy from the UK up in here.
08:44Ramesh, where you at?
08:45Everybody give Ramesh a round of applause.
08:47Let's go.
08:48Give this guy some round of applause.
08:50He's from the United Kingdom.
08:52Come on.
08:54He's got one of those accents.
08:56Hello.
08:57What's up, Ramesh?
08:58How you doing, man?
08:59How you good?
09:00Welcome to being battle-tested.
09:01This is what it looks like.
09:02So here we go.
09:03Big Dogs over here.
09:04I'm the one over here where if I say yes, we could do something really big together.
09:07So he pitches me on what he's got, and I say, hey, Rome, I appreciate it, man.
09:11Number one, you seem like a great guy.
09:13I mean, you're funny, but I just don't think you're high enough profile for our channel.
09:20No.
09:21Yeah!
09:22Hey, listen.
09:23I just don't think you're big enough yet to be on our platform.
09:26Well, okay.
09:27Well, what I would say to that is, it's very easy to get on board with somebody that's really
09:31high profile.
09:32What is more exciting than that is to get on somebody that's about to be really high profile.
09:36What's more exciting than that?
09:37Yeah, this is going to cost us a lot of money, and I just don't want to take those risks
09:40yet.
09:41Yeah, I get your point.
09:45Hey, hey.
09:46No, no, no, no.
09:47Stop.
09:48So I came to this company because I heard this was a forward-thinking company, and I've learned
09:51that it's a superpower to be able to see around corners in business.
09:54And I can tell you what's around the corner, and it's me.
09:57It's me.
10:01Bam, bitch.
10:02Don't put me out there.
10:03Hey.
10:04Hey.
10:05Hold on.
10:06Nice.
10:07Nice.
10:08Run.
10:09Hey.
10:10That's a very un-British way of talking about yourself.
10:12Okay.
10:13No.
10:14I'm going to hit him with one more objection.
10:16Hey, I really appreciate that.
10:17Number one, it was awesome meeting you, and we do believe in you.
10:20It's just that we can't make a decision at this time.
10:23Yeah, I mean, we hear that.
10:25I hear that all the time.
10:26I mean, I...
10:27No, no, no.
10:28You want to say, I've never heard that before.
10:29Oh, shit.
10:30Okay.
10:31Let me try.
10:32Try me again.
10:33No, no.
10:34Okay.
10:35Listen to me.
10:36You've got to pretend that you've never even heard the word no.
10:37Okay?
10:38We can make a decision right now that tomorrow our future together is going to be insane.
10:40Or you can say, no, I don't see it, and I've got 10 other people that see it,
10:43and I don't care if I have to start with somebody smaller than you, and I mean this.
10:45I'm taking them to the top.
10:47Dude, listen, man.
10:48You're going to go pay somebody who's a big show person that they've already watched,
10:50heard everything they say, and you're going to go pay them all the money and think that
10:52that's going to bring the show to the next level?
10:54Dude, that's old and outdated.
10:55It's saturated.
10:57And by the way, hey, you didn't choose me.
11:00I chose you.
11:01That's fucking incredible.
11:02But that's it.
11:03But that's it.
11:04It's the belief, though.
11:05It's the belief.
11:06How was it?
11:08There is no doubt that some people, and a lot of people, have benefited from what he does.
11:13I've got no doubts about that.
11:15It's just not for me.
11:17The whole point of this show is to examine my stand-up show and see if what I said was correct.
11:22I said I was a bit cynical about Smash the Day sort of being a bit of materialistic and toxic.
11:27And so it proved to be.
11:29Hey, I've got something for you.
11:30Oh, okay.
11:31This is the old Andy Elliott undisputed master closer.
11:34And I want you, Ramesh, to wear this with honor and take that back to London.
11:38To be honest with you, I actually think I've got it in my life story to do sort of a seminar myself.
11:43I think I could give it a go.
11:44Well, Andy Elliott does.
11:45Yeah.
11:46I mean, I'd wear baggier shorts, but I think I could give it a go, yeah.
11:49All right, go on.
11:51I decided to become a comedian.
11:53Did it change immediately?
11:54Fuck no.
11:55I was playing at the back of pubs to five people.
11:57People not listening to me.
11:58But did I stop doing comedy?
11:59No, I didn't.
12:00No, I didn't.
12:01I carried on.
12:02Every single gig.
12:03Let me get one more person in there.
12:04Let me get one more person in there.
12:05Do you know what I did last year?
12:06I played the O2.
12:07Twice.
12:10That is how you turn your life around.
12:13The other day, I went into my house after playing the O2.
12:16Lisa looked at me, nipples got hard immediately.
12:21Do you want your wife's nipples to get hard?
12:23Or do you want them to stay limp and lifeless?
12:25Because every time she looks at you, she thinks I don't want him anywhere near me.
12:30Will you carry on walking that path?
12:32Because I'll walk a different path.
12:34Welcome to the hard nipple seminar.
12:36It's actually not bad.
12:40Thanks.
12:41Thanks.
12:45Listen, we're constantly being told to work as hard as we possibly can.
12:48That's what we're being drilled into, right?
12:50Work as hard as you possibly can.
12:51This is my message to you, okay?
12:53If you are lucky enough to be doing a job you love,
12:56if you are lucky enough to be doing the job of your dreams,
13:00then sure, work as hard as you possibly can, okay?
13:03But if you're not, work as little as you can fucking get away with.
13:15That's the true hustle.
13:17I worked in Sainsbury's for six years.
13:19I used to work on trolleys ten minutes before my shift.
13:21I'd get a trolley, I'd throw it in the park.
13:23Then I'd say to my manager, customer reported they saw a trolley in the park.
13:26She'd get me, can you go find it?
13:28I'd go, I'll try.
13:29I just walked around the park five, six hours.
13:31I had a great time.
13:32I'd come back just before the end of my shift.
13:34I'd go, I found the trolley.
13:35She'd go, oh my God, Romesh, thank you so much.
13:38Can you smell weed?
13:39No.
13:40See you later.
13:41So you think we should work less, but isn't Korea a place where everyone works loads?
14:00It is a country that works loads, but there is a possibility that that is the way to go.
14:05So I'm going to meet Lee, and she's going to give me an insight into the trauma of Korean sort of working culture.
14:11Hello.
14:12Hello.
14:13Hi, Lee.
14:14Hello.
14:15Good to meet you.
14:16Romesh.
14:17Hello.
14:18Hiya.
14:19So I'm meeting her at a bar, which sounds nice, but actually this bar is somewhere where people go after work,
14:22because apparently in Korea if your boss says, let's go for a beer, that is mandatory.
14:26And I know what that's like, you know, sometimes you'll be, finish a day's filming,
14:29you just want to get back to the hotel and get your head down, and then the director goes,
14:32oh, should we go, like, to have a little debrief?
14:34And you think, well, I don't really want to, but I think it would be better for the show,
14:37so the next thing you know you're sort of sat in the middle of Korea in a bar with somebody that actually,
14:41if you're being honest, you fucking hate.
14:43But you have to sort of go along with it to keep the show moving.
14:48I imagine, you know.
14:49We should teach him how to play some Korean drinking games.
14:52I think so.
14:53Okay, all right, let's go.
14:55So everyone put their hands together.
14:57Pick a number.
14:5833.
14:591, 2,
15:0112, 13.
15:08Another round or should we do it again?
15:10Yeah.
15:1131, 32.
15:12Wait, was that 34?
15:14No, 33.
15:16Are you okay?
15:20Yeah, I'm fine.
15:21I'm fine.
15:22I feel quite relaxed, to be honest with you.
15:24Not in the morning.
15:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:26Different.
15:27Different kind of relax.
15:28One of the reasons I've come to Korea is in my stand-up show, I talk about the fact that I think people work too hard.
15:35And that's the impression I get of Korea.
15:37I think Korea is like one of those countries that really hustles.
15:41I mean, she just finished work at 2am.
15:432am?
15:44Yeah.
15:45How often do you have to work till that kind of time?
15:47Every day.
15:48Every day?
15:49I usually work until 2 to 3am.
15:51Are you being serious?
15:52Yeah.
15:53Lee, you are not like that, are you?
15:55No.
15:56I used to be.
15:57So what happened with you?
15:58What's your story?
15:59I used to be like him.
16:00I really didn't like that I had to work too many hours.
16:01So now I have a travel agency.
16:03How stressful was your job before you did what you're doing now?
16:06I couldn't sleep.
16:07Really?
16:08I was thinking about my work all the time.
16:10But do you feel like your life is better now?
16:12Much better.
16:13Yeah?
16:14Not even comparable.
16:15So there is a place that I want to show you tomorrow.
16:18Okay.
16:19And you don't do anything there.
16:20What's it called?
16:21Happiness factory.
16:22Happiness factory.
16:23Happiness factory.
16:24Happiness factory.
16:25Factory.
16:26It still sounds a bit like work.
16:28Happiness there.
16:29Yeah, but happiness, yeah.
16:30I like the happiness bit.
16:31You say zhan.
16:32Zhan.
16:33Zhan.
16:34Zhan.
16:35Zhan.
16:36Zhan.
16:40Zhan.
16:41Zhan.
16:42Oh wow, thank you.
16:46Zhan.
16:47Zhan.
16:50How are you feeling?
16:54Could do with, erm, sunlight turning down a smidge.
17:05Where are you off to today?
17:07Erm, I'm off to exactly where I want to go, the Happiness Factory.
17:10What would your idea of a Happiness Factory be?
17:13I guess I'd walk in and Kendrick Lamar would sort of welcome you in,
17:16do an impromptu gig.
17:18Then he'd go, do you want to come through this door?
17:20My wife's there and she says, I actually do want to have sex with you.
17:23Do that, walk through another door.
17:25The kids say, we do actually think you are around enough and are a good father.
17:28And by the way, we didn't hear what's happening in that other room.
17:32And then I come out.
17:40So, this is the, erm...
17:41That's the one that I told you yesterday. The Happiness Factory.
17:47It doesn't look, erm...
17:49Look like a...
17:50Well, it doesn't look very happy.
17:51It doesn't look very happy outside.
17:52No.
17:53So, what does this say?
17:54It says, uh, prison inside you.
17:57Does that work?
17:58Happy prison?
17:59I think so.
18:00OK.
18:01Annyeonghaseyo.
18:03Annyeonghaseyo.
18:12You need to change.
18:13Into prison clothes.
18:14Like a prison.
18:15What is happening?
18:16Do we just stay here now?
18:17Mm-hmm.
18:18You don't like here?
18:19I don't know.
18:20I think it's really cosy.
18:21Oh, sorry.
18:22What's he saying?
18:23Just read it.
18:24Read it?
18:25So, I've got to go back inside.
18:26Are you going back inside?
18:27Yeah, I'm going back.
18:28You're going back.
18:29OK.
18:30Alright, I'll see you in a bit.
18:31I'll see you in a bit.
18:32I'll see you in a bit.
18:33Oh, sorry.
18:34What's he saying?
18:35Just read it.
18:36Read it.
18:37So, I've got to go back inside.
18:38Are you going back inside?
18:39Yeah, I'm going back.
18:40You're going back.
18:41OK.
18:42Alright, I'll see you in a bit.
19:01You alright?
19:02How are you feeling?
19:03Basically, what I was told is this is a happiness factory.
19:08It gave me the impression that there's going to be a bouncy castle and a ball pit.
19:14I've been put into this room and asked to get changed in and the room's been locked.
19:19And I've just left with sort of a running tap, a toilet and some instructions on how to meditate.
19:26I guess the idea of it is just like chilling in this room for how long is it for?
19:32I think they do it for 48 hours.
19:43Romesh.
19:47Hey.
19:48Are you doing OK?
19:49Yeah, what is the idea?
19:51You're relaxing.
19:52You don't like it?
19:54I know.
19:55I don't mind it.
19:56I think you're working a lot.
19:57Maybe you want to get away from everything.
20:00I do get it.
20:01OK.
20:02I understand the principle.
20:04Can you try this raisin?
20:05Can I try that raisin?
20:06Mm-hmm.
20:07If you slowly eat this, it's going to help you to feel peaceful.
20:12If I slowly eat that raisin, it's going to help me to feel peaceful.
20:15Mm-hmm.
20:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
20:19OK.
20:20Are you serious?
20:21I have another one.
20:22I guess that was too little.
20:29OK, got it.
20:30You're too very slowly.
20:31So I'll come back when I've finished it in about an hour and a half.
20:34What?
20:35What?
20:36What are the rules of this experiment?
20:37I'm not allowed to have my phone, but I'm allowed to have this camera.
20:39Just put it up and you can talk to it, I thought.
20:40OK.
20:41OK.
20:42OK.
20:43OK.
20:44OK.
20:45OK.
20:46It's very rare that you get time.
21:17and you can't be cut off to the point where nothing is required of you.
21:21And that's what this does.
21:23Except for, obviously, the crew at the door.
21:26I do know that I do feel like we're in a work-work, kill yourself culture is what it feels like.
21:33But I'm not convinced this is the answer.
21:35Hello, mate.
21:36We're going to head off because I'll get a crew home.
21:38OK.
21:39I'm coming.
21:40What do you mean?
21:41I mean, I'm not staying here.
21:42How are you going to get the whole experience?
21:44OK, can we just talk through it?
21:45You can't suddenly get all David Attenborough-blue planet when it comes to actual bed time.
21:57You've been fucking interfering with me the whole day.
21:59It's like David Attenborough just poking the polar bears every ten minutes and going,
22:04Blue planet when it comes to actual bedtime you've been fucking interfering with me the whole day
22:09It's like David Attenborough going just poking the polar bears every 10 minutes
22:13They go now we must leave them to live as they would do in nature
22:19Yeah, I hear what you're saying, but you've got to stay the night
22:34Oh
22:42Hi
22:43Sleek well? I slept very well. Yeah, I bet you did what happened? Oh, what do you mean? What happened?
22:57Hey
22:59It's been really good. Mm, but I don't think we need to stay necessarily
23:03Okay, so I'm suggesting
23:06Escaping a prison break. I aborted the experiment because it wasn't being conducted properly
23:14Turns out Lee could have left any time she wanted
23:23Well, I'm not planning on going back, but yes, that is it. Yeah, I can't believe you just came out the thing. I mean, it's that was so good
23:30Although when I was on the way out we sort of having a little chat about what we'd got from it
23:36And I did sort of say to her, you know, had made me reflect on
23:41the fact that I work too much and
23:44She's got something she thinks will help me because in Korea they use an AI as an alternative for work
23:50Today I'm gonna show you the future
23:53Nice to meet you. Hi Romesh. Welcome to future. This looks amazing. So this is artificial intelligence, is it?
23:59You're gonna see another Romesh, which is exactly the same as you. Yeah, I think it's gonna feel weird
24:05Romesh, it's time to meet another Romesh. Okay, great
24:11That is so weird. Hello Romesh, how are you? All right, let's not get too personal here. I'm just a chat bot
24:27But if you must know I'm as chipper as a Brit in a queue for tea
24:30What do you do for a living I tell jokes for a living mate some call it comedy others call it therapy for the audience
24:44Seem to find this guy really funny though
24:47Maybe he's funnier than you. Okay. All right, Lee. I
24:51Mean do you think he could actually replace you look it's amazing. It's amazing technology doesn't sound completely natural
24:57Is it doesn't it?
25:01Well, mate, that's an interesting question
25:02I guess you'd have to say how much of his mannerisms do you think match with the real guy? That's up to you to decide
25:13Do you think you're smarter than Romesh?
25:15Who me if you're challenging me to a knowledge duel prepare to be mildly entertained
25:21It doesn't answer like the sort of thing I would say
25:23Yeah, do you think people should work less well? I think people should work smarter not harder unless you're in showbiz then work less and get paid more
25:33That's the dream, right? That's exactly my philosophy. It's all about that hustle without the hassle or as I like to call it work smart
25:40Not stress hard mentality
25:43This is incredible that is
25:46That is
25:48I'm blown away is genuine an amazing piece of technology in the UK
25:52We we're all terrified that AI is going to take over whereas Korea is more like I'd quite like I have to take I from
25:58Working too much and I'd love it to do take a bit of the heavy lifting for me
26:01If anything this is cemented my belief that a lot of us are working way too hard. Well, thank you so much. That was genuinely
26:07Thank you incredible. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you
26:11Ron, can we get a piece of the camera with you now? Yes, you can go for it help yourself
26:15We might as well try it out. Just try it out, right? I wanted to get your reactions
26:20Yeah, you can get my reactions from there. Where are you going? I'm gonna go chill out. That's the whole point of this thing
26:25Most people are not doing the job of their dreams most people are just
26:36Trying to make enough money to get by okay to do the things that you want to do and we need to be mindful of that
26:41All right, for example if you've ever complained in a McDonald's
26:46Have a fucking look at yourself
26:49That person doesn't want to be there
26:51They're just working there to make ends meet or they're working there because I know the McDonald's don't drug test right either way
26:57Just be understanding, okay
27:08Why India because I said something in the special if you ever complain in a McDonald's have a look yourself that person clearly doesn't want to be there
27:18And obviously like I'm saying it as a joke
27:21But I feel like that's an unfair statement to mate
27:25So I'm meeting a guy called MSK. I'm sort of interested to see if like that view is going to be
27:32stress tested
27:33Earlier in life people's doing all those kind of jobs. It's a bit of a hustler, I guess
27:37And it's since sort of made it out of that world and it's now done very well for himself
27:40So where abouts are you actually heading in Mumbai and we're going to Derevi and that is kind of where
27:48People that tend to do their sort of jobs are based and work. What do you know about Derevi?
27:54What I've just told you is everything I know about Derevi
27:57So as I spoke I thought I hope there are no follow-up questions, but there were
28:01Hey, hi MSK. I'm RR nice to meet you nice to meet you. This is very nice. You like it. I love it. You need a
28:15helmet and jacket
28:18Do I look like a Bollywood star? Yeah, feels like I'm nicked it off a Bollywood toddler
28:22Nice. Yeah, just bear with me one sec. Yeah, they don't show this in the films do they then putting their glasses on after they put the helmet on?
28:29Do you know what I'm gonna go with that? I'm a fucking hustler baby. See you later, what the fuckers? Oh shit
28:43Shit
28:44Shit driving here is a shit show up shit shit shit. Oh
28:53Welcome to Derevi. Thank you so much my area
28:56Where I grew up come I'll show you around. All right
29:00So yeah, this is the place. Yeah, I grew up. I dreamed big and you know
29:06Life is
29:08Amazing here really did you always feel like that or is that something that you always always yeah
29:14So then how did you make your plan happen? What were the steps? I did a lot of jobs
29:18I started a lady's tailor insurance agent waiter job then e-commerce business
29:23Filmmaking and then blogging when you have nothing
29:26Then you have that courage to do great in your life
29:30So Derevi is basically what you're telling me is full of hustlers. Yes, and achievers also right right right
29:35I'll show you around. There's a view. Okay on the top
29:39You will get the glimpse of Dharavi from here. Yeah
29:44Wow
29:46People see Dharavi just a slum. This is the poor part of Mumbai just like two square kilometers
29:52That's it and one million people living here a million people and million people living here and thousands of business worth billion dollars
29:59So this economy in this two square kilometer area is a billion dollar economy. Yeah
30:05Amazing place. It is amazing. Yeah, and everybody's got their own little hustle
30:10Everybody's hustling everybody's doing something everybody wanted to be something
30:13You want to know about Dharavi you have to live here. You have to feel it. I know a guy, okay
30:20Praful, okay, he's a shining star, right? He shines at night
30:25But also in a day, okay? Yeah, yeah
30:33When you meet him then you said chagas, what does that mean awesome chagas chagas? Chagas, yeah
30:39yeah, yeah
30:41Yeah, yeah
30:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:45Yeah, yeah
30:47Yeah. Yeah, yeah
30:49Good boy
30:50Hello, braful. So today you help me. Okay, chagas
30:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:54All right, let's do it
30:55Say, liar
30:56You just have to feel it
30:57Just feel it. Yeah. Live the life
30:59Live the life. Okay, I'm gonna go live the life. See ya
31:03Rubesh, you ready for the hard work?
31:05Is this going to be hard work, yeah?
31:07Yeah.
31:07Pick up the cylinder.
31:09They're fucking massive.
31:12They're heavy.
31:14You're supposed to just be observing, not getting in the fucking way.
31:18Fucking hell.
31:20I mean, I'm sort of being left to my own devices and kind of getting on with it for no pay.
31:24I feel like the newest recruiter, Apple.
31:27Where's Pruffle?
31:28Hey.
31:29Done.
31:30Where were you?
31:31We're going to deliver this.
31:33I know we're going to deliver this.
31:34Where did you go just now?
31:36Is it here by there?
31:37Yeah?
31:38Come follow me.
31:39Okay.
31:41Do you do this sort of thing every day?
31:43Yeah.
31:43Do you enjoy it?
31:44Yes.
31:45Good luck.
31:45I enjoy my job.
31:46Because we can put in this cycle.
31:48Okay, great.
31:50Where's Pruffle?
31:52Where does it go?
31:53Here.
31:54What are we delivering next?
31:56A package.
31:57A package?
31:58Yeah.
31:58Illegal?
31:58Yeah.
31:59Drugs?
32:00No.
32:00It's a shame you couldn't help because of some unknown injury that we don't know about.
32:06You know what mean?
32:07Jaldi, jaldi.
32:08Yeah, I know what jaldi means.
32:09So, jaldi.
32:09Go there.
32:11There?
32:11Yes.
32:12Where do you want it?
32:13Here.
32:14Thanks for using Pruffle's services.
32:16It's definitely illegal.
32:19Not drug.
32:19Is Pruffle carrying the other one?
32:23Er, it doesn't look...
32:24No, it doesn't look like it, does it?
32:26It's having a chat.
32:27Which way are we going?
32:29Congratulations.
32:29Enjoy.
32:30See you later.
32:31Where the fuck is Pruffle?
32:34Where's the van?
32:35I don't know.
32:36Shouldn't you look for him?
32:37No.
32:38He can come find me, can't he?
32:39I think you've got to show a bit of initiative.
32:40You know when you...
32:41Why?
32:41You've never done a job like this in your whole fucking life.
32:45I'm not happy.
32:46Hey.
32:47What are you doing here?
32:47Where have you been?
32:48You're not touching me.
32:49I looked, but then I couldn't see.
32:51And I've only got one...
32:51I'll stand over there now.
32:52If you said to me around the corner, we'd come around the corner.
32:55Come, come, come.
32:55Come, we're getting the lady.
32:56I asked.
32:57I asked everybody.
32:58I said, where are you?
32:58Have you seen Pruffle?
32:59But they were like, no, fuck Pruffle.
33:03You good?
33:03Yeah.
33:06So where's Pruffle now?
33:08Pruffle has gone to get his DJ equipment.
33:10He's done his day's work.
33:12And now it turns out he doesn't finish at the end of the day.
33:14He goes on to work into the night.
33:18Is that the Donny?
33:26Yeah.
33:27Hey.
33:29Hi, my dear friend.
33:30How are you?
33:32What's happening?
33:33Mate, I...
33:34What you did?
33:35What?
33:35It's Dharavi, man.
33:38Oh, my God.
33:39I've got it all over me.
33:41You look like a hustler.
33:42You look like from Dharavi now.
33:44Do I?
33:44Yeah.
33:44Yes.
33:46What do you think about Dharavi now?
33:48It's like you said.
33:49Everywhere you look, somebody's doing something, right?
33:51Yeah.
33:52Somebody's taking something somewhere.
33:54Somebody's selling something.
33:55It's one of the busiest areas I've ever seen, I think.
33:57He never stops.
33:58He never stops.
33:59When you were here, you were struggling.
34:01You didn't have a lot of money.
34:02Now, you're rich, as in your words.
34:05Yeah.
34:05How much happier are you now?
34:08Do you feel like you were happier when you were here?
34:09Like, what's your honest opinion?
34:11Yeah, I was happy, happier here, but not satisfied.
34:16That time, I have nothing to lose.
34:18When you have nothing to lose, you can be anything you want.
34:22I think that fire is missing in me.
34:24Okay.
34:25So, I was, like, planning to put all my money into a big house,
34:30and I give it to my family,
34:33and I'll be, like, zero, and I'll start again.
34:37You're going to give up all your money?
34:38Yeah.
34:38Give it to your family?
34:39Yeah.
34:40Start at zero?
34:40Yeah.
34:41Listen, let me tell you something.
34:42Don't do it.
34:42Do not do it, okay?
34:44If I can give you one bit of advice,
34:45do not fucking do that, man.
34:46All right?
34:47Don't take yourself to zero.
34:48Let me tell you something.
34:49I don't want the fire.
34:50Put the fucking fire out, okay?
34:52I just want to relax.
34:53Chill out.
34:54I lived my life in a lazy way,
34:57but now I want to work hard.
34:58So, you're sick of chilling?
34:59Yeah.
35:00I'm tired of chilling now.
35:01Okay.
35:02Profil, Profil is here.
35:03How are you, my dear friend?
35:04Yes, good.
35:05How are you?
35:05Jagas?
35:06Jagas.
35:06Full rawas.
35:07Jagas.
35:08Good work.
35:09He's a tough boss.
35:10Thank you, man.
35:10Thank you so much.
35:12I'm looking forward to seeing you.
35:13Let's do the party now.
35:15Yeah.
35:20You sort of thought that no one working at McDonald's,
35:22Deliveroo, doing their sort of menial jobs,
35:25want to be there.
35:25Has that changed at all?
35:28Look, the point is,
35:29is that the idea that anybody that does those kind of jobs
35:32isn't getting something fulfilling from it
35:34is a bit elitist and horrible,
35:35and I slightly,
35:36I take a step back officially from that position.
35:40So, yeah, I was wrong.
35:43There you go.
35:44I almost couldn't get the words out.
35:46I mean, look, when my dad first came over to the UK,
35:49he was, like, working at KFC,
35:50because he had qualifications,
35:51he was working at KFC to make ends meet.
35:53He'd do a really hard day's work,
35:54come home, notice paying the bills.
35:56It's just like a night, it's a good feeling.
35:58There is some satisfaction in that, you know?
36:00There's no, it's fulfilling.
36:01That's good,
36:02because Pruffle said he'd love you to stay and help back up.
36:04I think I've got what I want from it, you know,
36:05and I've got a sample of it,
36:07and it feels like almost, you know,
36:09what I don't want to do is cheapen it by doing too much,
36:12do you know what I mean?
36:13Well...
36:13See you later, Pruffle.
36:20Now, you're a nice crowd,
36:22a very nice crowd,
36:22so we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room,
36:24and that is this.
36:25There are some of you that are sat there thinking,
36:27Romesh, you're a hypocrite.
36:29You're telling people to work less.
36:31You did 200 TV shows last year,
36:33and that's fair.
36:34I'll be honest with you,
36:36I'm sick of me too, okay?
36:37I walked past a mirror the other day,
36:39I tried to change the fucking channel.
36:41But this is the difference, London, right?
36:45I work a lot, I don't work hard.
36:50I've done hard jobs.
36:51I worked in KFC for six years as a vegetarian, okay?
36:55You've got no idea of my struggle.
36:58And now they'll say to me,
36:59oh, Romesh, do you want to get paid
37:01to go on Saturday Kitchen and eat a sticky toffee pudding?
37:04Uh, yeah.
37:06Why would I say no to that?
37:07And do I deserve it?
37:08No, I know I'm lucky.
37:10Am I the best possible person to host The Weakest Link?
37:13Probably not.
37:14Am I going to keep doing it?
37:15Yeah.
37:28Hello.
37:29Hello.
37:30Come in.
37:31I've got something exciting to show you.
37:32What?
37:41Sleep streaming.
37:43So, I don't know...
37:44Do you know what sleeping is?
37:45Yes.
37:46Do you know what streaming is?
37:47Like, online?
37:48Yeah.
37:49Yeah.
37:50Sleep streaming.
37:52Stanley is the expert in sleep streaming.
37:54He used to sleep stream.
37:55You can make thousands of pounds from being in bed.
37:59Is that right, Stanley?
38:00That's correct.
38:01There you go.
38:01As long as you can make it interactive,
38:03and you can make it fun,
38:04then people will turn up,
38:05and they will, like, interact with the stream.
38:07Okay.
38:08I'm doing it at my mum's house,
38:09because Lisa doesn't want it at our house.
38:11That's something I don't want to go into further details.
38:13I'd like no follow-up questions on that.
38:14So, I'm doing it here.
38:16I'm going to go to bed.
38:17When I get out of bed,
38:18I'll be thousands of pounds richer.
38:19And Stanley, obviously, gets a cut,
38:21because he said it all up and did most of the work.
38:22So, there you go.
38:23That's what we're going to do.
38:25And so, people are paying...
38:26Just to clarify, people pay...
38:27People are paying to interact with me while I'm in bed.
38:48Electric shock.
38:49Oh, fuck!
38:52What was that?
38:53So, Alexander donated two British pounds,
38:56which shocked you.
38:58Whenever someone joins the stream,
38:59they can donate a certain amount,
39:00so we can change the lights to a different color,
39:02we can play a loud sound,
39:04and people get a kick out of it.
39:05Thank you, Alexander.
39:08You look trick-chop.
39:10Fuck!
39:11You look trick-chop.
39:12Ay!
39:14Remember, you are a misranger Nathan.
39:18Hustle to win.
39:20Hustle, Rommage.
39:22What the hell was that?
39:28What the fuck?
39:30What the hell is going on, Rommage?
39:32What the hell is going on?
39:33Are you kidding?
39:34Fuck!
39:35Fuck!
39:35Fuck!
39:36Shut up.
39:37Go to sleep.
39:38Who this?
39:39That was my mum.
39:40I'm at my mum's house.
39:41What the fuck was that?
39:49Hello, Rommage.
39:50It's your bitfrey, Jack, here.
40:02Rommage!
40:02Rommage!
40:03Wake up!
40:05Fuck!
40:05What the fuck is going on?
40:09Are you kidding?
40:10Why didn't you explain to me?
40:11I didn't know it was going to be like this.
40:13Mum, I won't stay in your house.
40:14I didn't know it was going to be like this.
40:16Never again.
40:17Remember.
40:18Oh, my God.
40:19Oh, my God.
40:23Hustle.
40:24Hustle.
40:26Fucking hate that one!
40:28Hustle.
40:31Hustle.
40:31Oh, my God, stop!
40:32I'm so rommage.
40:38I've had enough now.
40:39Get up.
40:40Go home.
40:54How was it?
40:55That was horrific.
40:56So, do you actually enjoy doing that?
40:58I did for, like, a very long time,
41:00but I had to stop it in the end
41:01because of mental health and so on
41:03because the more you do this,
41:05the harder it actually gets to keep it up
41:06and it's very hard in the end
41:09to keep on doing it.
41:10Right.
41:10Yeah.
41:11Okay.
41:14It's a chat I wish I'd had before I'd gone to bed.
41:16I thought in doing this,
41:18I'd found the solution,
41:19but sleep's dreaming, isn't it?
41:20If it seems too good to be true,
41:22it probably is.
41:23I mean, you made a lot of money,
41:24about, like, 100 pounds, I believe.
41:26That was 100 pounds?
41:27Yeah, about 100 pounds, I would say.
41:28I know that the shock is kind of uncomfortable,
41:30but if you just do that, like,
41:31every single night for 30 days,
41:32yeah, that's a good load of money.
41:34Genuinely, I'd rather just suck someone off.
41:36Hmm.
41:38No.
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