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00:02:04You're dead.
00:02:06You're fucking dead.
00:02:10We'll get my brother on you.
00:02:12Jane, come back!
00:02:14Wait!
00:02:16Fucking father!
00:02:18That was a joke.
00:02:20Wasn't he very fucking funny?
00:02:22And we'd look out for our brother.
00:02:24He's a fucking mentalist.
00:02:26Jane!
00:02:28Jane!
00:02:30We're gonna go to the other side.
00:02:32You're dead.
00:02:36I'm gonna leave her.
00:02:38You're dead.
00:02:40I'm not dead.
00:02:42I'm not dead.
00:02:44I'm not dead.
00:02:46Let's go.
00:03:16Let's go.
00:03:46I'll miss you.
00:03:47I hate you.
00:03:49Can I take this?
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:51This can't still fit you.
00:03:52Surely.
00:03:53Get out of my room, Hallam.
00:03:54You're not going anywhere without these, are you?
00:03:56Hallam.
00:03:56I'm going to take these.
00:03:57And what if I start putting these back?
00:03:59Get out of my room.
00:04:00Get out of my room.
00:04:30Get out of my room.
00:04:33It was listening to the worst thing song.
00:04:37I'm going to take this.
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00:04:39I'm going to take this.
00:04:40I'm going to take this.
00:04:41I'm going to take this.
00:04:42The soul of my own heart's passion
00:04:47Now I see where the blue is fraction
00:04:53See what's listening to the sweet world
00:04:59See what's listening to the lighting time
00:05:02See what's listening to the world's been fun
00:05:12To Australia and great adventures
00:05:21And happy anniversary, Dad. I'm Verity
00:05:23Absent friends
00:05:26Absent friends
00:05:28Do you know why we chose this restaurant?
00:05:38It can't be the food
00:05:39I told you to have the veal
00:05:41It was here that Julius first asked me to help manage the firm
00:05:45You mean when you were the secretary?
00:05:50That's right, when I was the secretary
00:05:51I didn't know that
00:05:53That's because I said no
00:05:55I wasn't ready for it then
00:05:57Back this afternoon I put the same question to Verity
00:05:59And I'm happy to say she agreed
00:06:00Oh, congratulations
00:06:02When was it you were first asked?
00:06:11No, it must have been a couple years ago
00:06:12And was that before or after?
00:06:18It wasn't long before your mother passed away
00:06:20Do you remember what happened later?
00:06:33Your friend
00:06:34Oh, yes
00:06:36That same day an old boyfriend of mine calls up
00:06:40And insists on taking me out for dinner
00:06:42Guess where he took me?
00:06:44Can you imagine what the staff must have thought?
00:06:49They probably thought you were a prostitute
00:06:50Why didn't you come to the pub?
00:07:09No thanks
00:07:09He was fine
00:07:10You've got your binoculars in there
00:07:12Come to the pub
00:07:15Maybe next time
00:07:17There isn't going to be a next time
00:07:19You fucking splutter
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00:07:55Let's go.
00:08:25Let's go.
00:08:55Let's go.
00:09:25Let's go.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:10:25Let's go.
00:10:55What are you going to do?
00:10:56I'm staying right here.
00:10:59So I'm sorry if that screws up your plans.
00:11:25Let's go.
00:11:55It's as if this place is still hers.
00:12:14We agreed you could make whatever changes you want.
00:12:17And you are.
00:12:18You know what I'm the most of all?
00:12:20What?
00:12:20It doesn't hate you.
00:12:27It doesn't hate you.
00:12:28It doesn't.
00:12:28It doesn't.
00:12:29You just have to be patient.
00:12:31I think that I should get away for a while.
00:12:37And deal with Hannah.
00:12:44Where's Verity?
00:12:53Where's Verity?
00:13:08She's gone to see a friend.
00:13:13Are you in the doghouse?
00:13:16What is it, Helen?
00:13:18I found Mum's old boat in the loch.
00:13:20Did you?
00:13:21Good God, I thought it was sunk.
00:13:23It had.
00:13:26When she took me out in it, how long was that before she died?
00:13:30Um, about a month. Why?
00:13:32Were you fucking Verity by then?
00:13:36So that's what fancy a stroll is about. Christ, I'm a fool.
00:13:39You haven't answered the question.
00:13:41Not even close, Hal. I was far too busy trying to keep the show on the road.
00:13:44Well, when you found her, had you tied her hands or weighed herself down?
00:13:48Where's all this coming from?
00:13:49Dad, people who can swim. It's hard for them to drown. Survival instincts take over.
00:13:52Who told you that?
00:13:55I did some research, all right?
00:14:00At the time, I decided to spare you some of the details from the inquest.
00:14:04But before she came out here, your mother took an overdose of sleeping pills.
00:14:15What the things were fucking telling me?
00:14:22I'm sorry.
00:14:24I know it's hard, but you have got to try to pick up the pieces.
00:14:29Well, I can see it didn't take you very long, did it?
00:14:31Hal, this won't help.
00:14:33So it definitely wasn't an accident?
00:14:42No.
00:14:45It wasn't.
00:14:46It's fine.
00:14:54No.
00:14:56No.
00:14:59No.
00:14:59No.
00:15:01No.
00:15:02Look at the fucking picture of his car on the wall.
00:15:21He can open his mum's face.
00:15:23He's just been all over it.
00:15:25She's given you all to it.
00:15:28It's a simple jacket.
00:15:29Get off the ground.
00:15:31Get off the ground.
00:15:33Get off the ground.
00:15:35Go away.
00:15:59Push to the ground.
00:16:02Go away.
00:16:03peach
00:16:26No HTTP
00:16:28Lucy?
00:16:52Are you still there?
00:16:58Hello?
00:17:03What if someone else gave her the pills, spiked a drink or something?
00:17:08Well don't you think she's capable of it?
00:17:11Why is that paranoid?
00:17:13Of course I miss you, or she'd love that.
00:17:18She's already twisting Dad's arm to try and get rid of me.
00:17:25What if someone else gave her the pills, she'd love to try and get rid of me?
00:17:31Let's go.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:31I see you've had some visitors.
00:18:36Can I come up?
00:18:38No way.
00:18:39You left these on your bed.
00:19:02Today, walking past the office, I saw Dad stroking Verity's back.
00:19:12Made me ponder his evening strolls.
00:19:13You don't have to read that.
00:19:14So I followed him, and there she was, bouncing up and down.
00:19:18I couldn't take my eyes off the dimple that appeared on her shoulder every time she clawed at his neck.
00:19:23Look, I hate myself, but I want to bury my face in that little cushion.
00:19:30Give me my diaries back.
00:19:31Halem, you really need to move on.
00:19:35And I know that Julius will feel the same way when he reads these.
00:19:37No, please, they're private.
00:19:38They're my diaries.
00:19:39Yes, they sell people's bedrooms, but by volume two, you seem to have peeped in half the villages.
00:19:43I wonder what the local paper would do with that.
00:19:46Or the police, for that matter.
00:19:47The police?
00:19:49I wonder what they'll think when I tell them about you.
00:19:51Me.
00:19:54Recognise this?
00:19:56It's a hammer, Halem.
00:19:58The same hammer that sucked my mother's boat.
00:20:01Once you drugged her coffee.
00:20:10She wanted to die.
00:20:13Tell me what you did to her.
00:20:17To her.
00:20:26To her.
00:20:42To her.
00:20:43To her.
00:20:45To her.
00:20:47It's time to fly the nest, Alan.
00:21:07And I think you know that.
00:21:17It's time to fly.
00:21:47It's time to fly.
00:22:16It's time to fly.
00:22:46It's time to fly.
00:23:16It's time to fly.
00:23:46It's time to fly.
00:23:47It's time to fly.
00:23:48It's time to fly.
00:23:49It's time to fly.
00:23:51Whoa!
00:23:52What's your name, son?
00:23:54Carl.
00:23:55Where's home, Carl?
00:23:57I am staying with a friend.
00:23:59No, not a gentleman.
00:24:00You were just talking out.
00:24:01What's your name?
00:24:02No.
00:24:03I'm a friend.
00:24:04I'm a friend.
00:24:05I'm a friend.
00:24:06We're good.
00:24:07I'm a friend.
00:24:08I'm a friend.
00:24:09I'm a friend.
00:24:11I'm a friend.
00:24:12Get the hell of me.
00:24:42Get the hell of me.
00:25:12Get the hell of me.
00:25:42Get the hell of me.
00:26:12Get the hell of me.
00:26:42Get the hell of me.
00:27:12Get the hell of me.
00:27:16Why are you staring at me?
00:27:18I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:27:20It's just, I've never been for a job interview before and I was just wondering if you could
00:27:24give me some advice on how to do it.
00:27:26I'm sorry?
00:27:27Would you, could you throw a couple of practice questions at me, just for practice?
00:27:34How desperate are you for work?
00:27:40Pretty desperate.
00:27:41Well, the highest turnover in jobs is usually in kitchen porters.
00:27:46Okay, but then I'll be your kitchen porter.
00:27:48Why do you think you'd be suitable?
00:27:49Well, it's what I've wanted to do ever since I was a kid.
00:27:53Sit down.
00:27:54Don't tell people what you think they want to hear.
00:28:00Just be yourself.
00:28:02Okay.
00:28:03I'm very enthusiastic and I'm a quick learner and I'll work days, nights, weekends, any overtime
00:28:09you want for no extra money.
00:28:10It would be illegal for you to work overtime for no extra money.
00:28:15Well, then give me a week's trial, a day's trial.
00:28:17All I want is a chance to get a foot on the ladder.
00:28:20Plus, if everything else works out, you won't have to pay any agency fees and that's a win-win
00:28:23situation for you.
00:28:32Remember what I said about the fast turnover in kitchen porters?
00:28:37You're about to meet the exception.
00:28:40Well, cutlery, paddles up.
00:28:43Right.
00:28:44Go on.
00:28:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:28:50What is the hurry?
00:28:51Are you trying to show me up your first day?
00:28:54I fucking hate this job.
00:28:57But it's my job.
00:28:59I understand.
00:29:02I killed a man once.
00:29:04Smashed his skull on a pier.
00:29:08Just so you know.
00:29:10You get the rest.
00:29:30I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:31I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:32I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:33I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:34I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:35I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:36I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:37I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:38I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:39I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:40I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:41I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:42I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:43I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:44I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:45I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:46I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:47I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:48I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:49I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:50I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:51I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:52I'm off for a smoke.
00:29:53I'm off for a smoke.
00:38:20That's work, man.
00:38:25Do you mind if I take a break?
00:38:26Do what the fuck you like.
00:38:50Do you mind if I take a break?
00:39:20Do you mind if I take a break?
00:39:50Do you mind if I take a break?
00:40:20I'm a kitchen potter.
00:40:23So what are you doing up here then?
00:40:25It's very simple.
00:40:27The staff entrance is on the ground floor.
00:40:29So's the kitchen, so's the canteen.
00:40:31You enter, you work your shift, then you fuck off.
00:40:34All on the same floor.
00:40:36Got that?
00:40:37Yes.
00:40:37Have you seen Raymond?
00:40:56Have you seen Raymond?
00:40:58He's cleaning the bins.
00:40:59He's cleaning the bins.
00:40:59He's cleaning the bins.
00:40:59Do you want me to go and get him?
00:41:00No, don't worry.
00:41:01How are you settling in?
00:41:05Very well, thanks.
00:41:07I'm really enjoying it.
00:41:08In fact, it's brilliant.
00:41:09This isn't an interview.
00:41:11I know, but it's great to be part of this big team and to have a sense of purpose.
00:41:16You get into the rhythm, then you start playing tunes and you have to go along with it.
00:41:20You can turn the radio on if you want.
00:41:29Oh, I know, right, but I like it.
00:41:31It keeps me from thinking.
00:41:34Do you think there might be a chance this job could become permanent?
00:41:37Yes, Alan.
00:41:39If you can maintain your enthusiasm.
00:41:50They said I would never remember.
00:42:19They said I would never remember.
00:42:21That street back in December, and falling, falling, falling, falling.
00:42:26Now he's gone, he will always remain.
00:42:28Now he's gone, he will always remain.
00:42:30Now he's gone, he will always remain.
00:42:32It's the future, future, future, future.
00:42:35I'm here, I'm out.
00:42:38I'm here, I'm out.
00:42:43I'm here all alone, I'm here all alone
00:43:13Have you seen such a mix of minds?
00:43:19And the candles burning, burning, burning
00:43:21And someone crashed his tongue alone
00:43:24Someone crashed his tongue alone
00:43:26Someone crashed his tongue alone
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:44:13I've got to run.
00:44:26I can't do tomorrow, my boy's birthday, and the day after.
00:44:31Say hi to your wife.
00:44:36See you.
00:44:43I can't write my name, so it's an answer.
00:44:56Your love in the shadow of these broken bones.
00:45:09I want to report a murder.
00:45:33My stepmother killed my mother.
00:45:48She as good as confessed it.
00:45:50How?
00:45:50When?
00:45:52She told me last week.
00:45:53We had a...
00:45:55A confrontation.
00:45:57But my mum died about two years ago.
00:46:00The inquiry said that she committed suicide by drowning, but as you can see here...
00:46:03They found drugs in her.
00:46:08I think my stepmother, who was then my dad's secretary, put sleeping pills in her coffee
00:46:12and put her out into the lock in a sinking boat.
00:46:14She had a motive.
00:46:15She wanted my dad.
00:46:17And the house.
00:46:19And have you spoken to your father about this?
00:46:22He'd do anything to support my stepmother.
00:46:25He's her lap dog.
00:46:26He's her lap dog.
00:46:27He's her lap dog.
00:46:28He's her lap dog.
00:46:29He's her lap dog.
00:46:30He's her lap dog.
00:46:31He's her lap dog.
00:46:32He's her lap dog.
00:46:33He's her lap dog.
00:46:34He's her lap dog.
00:46:35He's her lap dog.
00:46:36He's her lap dog.
00:46:37He's her lap dog.
00:46:38He's her lap dog.
00:46:39He's her lap dog.
00:46:40He's her lap dog.
00:46:41He's her lap dog.
00:46:42He's her lap dog.
00:46:43He's her lap dog.
00:46:44He's her lap dog.
00:46:45He's her lap dog.
00:46:46He's her lap dog.
00:46:47He's her lap dog.
00:46:48He's her lap dog.
00:46:49He's her lap dog.
00:46:50He's her lap dog.
00:46:51He's her lap dog.
00:46:52He's her lap dog dog.
00:46:53nice place you got
00:47:01anything you need
00:47:03to just call room service
00:47:05she's going to laugh
00:47:22when I tell her she's got
00:47:23a peeping Tom
00:47:24you're not going to tell her
00:47:26well you think you're in
00:47:28a position to dictate
00:47:29terms here
00:47:30I think by some strange
00:47:31coincidence I saw you
00:47:32there last night
00:47:33so what if I was
00:47:34what would your wife
00:47:35think
00:47:35what about
00:47:36I can keep a secret
00:47:41if you can
00:47:42I don't have a secret
00:47:43to keep
00:47:44you know I was thinking
00:47:48about getting a tattoo
00:47:49like that nice tiger
00:47:51on your own
00:47:52I'll tell human resources
00:47:57you quit
00:47:58what about my pay
00:48:00now fuck off
00:48:10if I ever see you again
00:48:12you'll regret it
00:48:13man
00:48:22so
00:48:22I'm talking about
00:48:22I'm talking about
00:48:23that
00:48:23things like that
00:48:24they're back
00:48:24from here
00:48:25I learned
00:48:26how it taught
00:48:26I'm talking about
00:48:27how I would think
00:48:28this
00:48:29have been
00:48:30that
00:48:31I'm talking about
00:48:31Can you count?
00:48:54One, two, three, go.
00:48:56Not one down.
00:48:57One is pretty good, though.
00:48:58One is pretty good.
00:48:59Here he is, no?
00:49:02Hi.
00:49:03Evening, sir.
00:49:04Helen's been telling me all sorts of secrets.
00:49:06Well, all of them complimentary, I assure you.
00:49:09I'm really sorry to invade you both like this,
00:49:11but I'm afraid there's been an accident with one of the chefs.
00:49:14It's nothing serious, but the rules say we need a signature
00:49:17from senior management within 12 hours.
00:49:18I'm going to go to school.
00:49:33I'm going to go back.
00:49:35It's OK.
00:49:38It was a pleasure to meet you both.
00:49:39You too, Helen.
00:49:40Take care.
00:49:40Bye, Sean.
00:49:40Say goodbye.
00:49:41Bye.
00:49:41Bye-bye.
00:49:41Bye-bye.
00:49:43Have a seat.
00:50:08We have a vacancy coming up for front-of-house Potter.
00:50:23If you apply, you stand an excellent chance of winning it.
00:50:28Right.
00:50:28Shall I put you forward or not?
00:50:40Yeah, I suppose so.
00:50:41If you'd prefer to stay put, that's fine.
00:50:44I know how much you enjoy it.
00:50:45I never thought I'd hold you close
00:50:55So you don't see
00:50:56Caught out completely by your joke
00:50:59Funny ha-ha
00:51:00Call me King Bubbles and Sam
00:51:03Like Cheek Shake, oh
00:51:04You can know how I want
00:51:07You're a fucking asshole.
00:51:08Whatever you do, don't call him sack.
00:51:10What do you call him?
00:51:12A two-faced lying cunt.
00:51:14Hi, Raymond.
00:51:17You look a right poop in that outfit.
00:51:19I miss you, you know.
00:51:20Welcome.
00:51:25Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:31Oh, it's time
00:51:35Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:36Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:37Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:38Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:39Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:40Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:41Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:42Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:43Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:44Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:45Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:46Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:47Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:48Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:49Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:50Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:51Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:52Oh, you can all have a laugh on me
00:51:54Oh, my God.
00:52:24Oh, my God.
00:52:54Oh, my God.
00:53:24Oh, my God.
00:53:54Oh, my God.
00:54:24Oh, my God.
00:54:54You know what the best thing about being 18 is?
00:54:56You get an extra £1.25 an hour.
00:54:58Aye, so the drinks are on you tonight.
00:55:00What are we celebrating?
00:55:01Your first legal drink?
00:55:03Don't really feel like it.
00:55:05I'll come for a couple, just to make sure you don't have to buy your own drinks.
00:55:08But absolutely no work talk.
00:55:12Thirdly...
00:55:13No, please, not thirdly.
00:55:15The appraisal system should provide all employees with clear, linked goals to the hotel's business strategy.
00:55:20The hotel's business strategy.
00:55:22For 20 years, no one's discussed the hotel's business strategy, we mean.
00:55:24Where did you get this?
00:55:25Where did you get this?
00:55:27The hotel workers' union of Las Vegas.
00:55:31Here's your phone.
00:55:33You thought that concierge job was mine, didn't you?
00:55:37Guess you didn't want me to have it?
00:55:39Hmm?
00:55:39Yeah?
00:55:41Alistair.
00:55:42She can't answer that, cos she's fucking up.
00:55:45Sorry.
00:55:45That was a bit ball of the belt.
00:55:49Sorry, I'll let you keep.
00:55:51It's just massive cheese.
00:55:53I'm going to drink.
00:55:54Sit down.
00:55:55Out of the question.
00:55:55See you later.
00:56:02Sorry about that.
00:56:04Right, you are.
00:56:05I think it's my run.
00:56:06Well, maybe we've had enough.
00:56:07Oh, please, come on.
00:56:09Cheers.
00:56:20Cheers.
00:56:26I hope you don't mind me asking, is Alistair your boyfriend?
00:56:30God, no.
00:56:31He's got a wife and a kid.
00:56:33Oh.
00:56:34What about you?
00:56:39Are you married?
00:56:40No.
00:56:43And you?
00:56:45Is there a love in your life?
00:56:47She's dead.
00:56:50Would you like to meet her?
00:56:54I like creepy guys.
00:56:56One, two, three.
00:56:58You know, if it wasn't for your dress sense, I might have thought you were gay.
00:57:16You're so beautiful, I want to suck the dick of the last man who fucked you.
00:57:24And that worked, really?
00:57:26What does that say about you?
00:57:28That I am a gullible slag.
00:57:31That's harsh.
00:57:32A slag may be, but...
00:57:34Get me another drink.
00:57:41Perhaps some coffee, maybe.
00:57:43I don't know.
00:57:43No.
00:57:45Let's have one of mine.
00:57:46Well, it's a bit late.
00:57:50I should...
00:57:50Probably should be getting...
00:57:52No, I...
00:57:53Not really.
00:57:53You're coming with me.
00:57:54Come on.
00:57:55You're coming with me.
00:58:25You're coming with me.
00:58:55You're coming with me.
00:59:25Please don't touch me.
00:59:30I'm gay.
00:59:31I'm gay.
00:59:35Explain the erection, then.
00:59:37I was thinking of my career.
00:59:38Bullshit.
00:59:39Look, you're very attractive, but I'm politically very committed to the gay cause.
00:59:44Do you have a boyfriend?
00:59:45No.
00:59:45For some reason, I believe that.
00:59:50The rest, I'm afraid, is suspect.
00:59:52I'm a virgin.
00:59:56Well, that's okay.
00:59:57No, it's not.
00:59:58Come on, first time for everyone.
01:00:01It's not my first time.
01:00:04Oh.
01:00:07Perhaps you should go.
01:00:08Look, I want to go to bed with you more than anything.
01:00:15I think the moment might have passed.
01:00:17I'm not sure I want the responsibility.
01:00:26I don't have to do it.
01:00:32I just want to sleep with you so I can tell people.
01:00:34Okay.
01:00:34I don't have to do it.
01:01:04I don't have to do it.
01:01:08Hi.
01:01:10Hi.
01:01:12You want to go for a beer later?
01:01:14Uh, no.
01:01:15What about a film?
01:01:17I don't think either's a good idea.
01:01:20Last night wasn't a good idea.
01:01:25Okay.
01:01:26Sure.
01:01:28I'll see you.
01:01:29See you.
01:01:34Yes, sir.
01:01:37303.
01:01:38Yes.
01:01:39I've got that here.
01:01:39Okay, thank you.
01:01:42303.
01:01:43That's a bad room.
01:01:44That guy killed his wife up there.
01:01:45303.
01:01:46Guess who found the body?
01:01:48Goes in.
01:01:49Legs sticking out.
01:01:51Stuffed under the bed.
01:01:52Her husband done it.
01:01:53Jealous bastard.
01:01:54I felt bad, but, because, like, the night before, right?
01:01:59The night before, I'd gone up to the room.
01:02:01Got called up to the room.
01:02:02She'd fucking suck my cock.
01:02:04Knocked on the door, right?
01:02:06And opens it.
01:02:07And tips to it.
01:02:08Kind of drunk, right?
01:02:09Fuck me!
01:02:10I'm like, sorry, madam.
01:02:12I'm married.
01:02:13She's like, aye, me too.
01:02:15I'm like, excuse me, madam.
01:02:17I'm very sorry.
01:02:18I can't do that, but you can suck my cock if you want.
01:02:20She's like, you can kick off.
01:02:21Back!
01:02:23Concierge?
01:02:25Yes, madam?
01:02:26Certainly.
01:02:28Right away.
01:02:28Very good.
01:02:30Can you go get the bags at 4 or 5, Mr. Fo?
01:02:32My shift's about to end.
01:02:33I will have asked for you by name, so get up there.
01:02:37By name?
01:02:39By name, Mr. Fo.
01:02:45Concierge?
01:02:51Hello?
01:03:03Concierge?
01:03:09There's nobody here.
01:03:11We need to talk about last night.
01:03:14I understand.
01:03:16You were drunk, but now you feel guilty about it.
01:03:19I'm sorry I put you in that position, but thank you for a lovely evening anyway.
01:03:24I enjoyed myself.
01:03:26I enjoyed myself, too.
01:03:30I...
01:03:31I just didn't expect to...
01:03:34Nor did I.
01:03:35Shall we stay here for a bit?
01:03:45Unless you have other plans.
01:03:48Don't worry, the room's free.
01:03:50All I need to do is suck the duty manager's cock.
01:03:56I'm joking.
01:03:57What?
01:04:00What do you call it?
01:04:02What?
01:04:05My...
01:04:07My...
01:04:08My willy.
01:04:10Yeah.
01:04:12My pussy.
01:04:15My todger.
01:04:18My minge.
01:04:22My schlong.
01:04:23My hole.
01:04:29My stick.
01:04:32My gash.
01:04:35My bat.
01:04:38My muffin.
01:04:38My muffin.
01:04:53My SF.
01:04:53My.
01:04:54My.
01:04:58My.
01:05:17My.
01:05:21My.
01:05:21Stay here for a minute
01:05:40Or we'll be on the front page by lunchtime
01:05:51And we'll be on the front page
01:06:21And we'll be on the front page
01:06:51And we'll be on the front page
01:07:21You
01:07:28Get out
01:07:29Get out
01:07:33You sure he's got what it takes?
01:07:39Fuck off
01:07:39I'm sorry
01:07:48How long has this been going on?
01:07:53Since I first saw you
01:07:54I thought you looked like someone so I followed you
01:07:58And I didn't know something was going to happen between us
01:08:01Who did you think I looked like?
01:08:06My mother
01:08:07She's dead
01:08:09Please just leave me alone
01:08:15And I mean alone
01:08:18Now get out
01:08:20You're fired
01:08:22Please
01:09:30What do you want?
01:09:34I hear you've got a vacancy for front of House Potter.
01:09:38We'll need references from previous employers.
01:09:42But if my previous employer had known the facts, she might have decided that the good outweighed the bad.
01:09:48Really?
01:09:49I did save her quite heroically from this bloke twice my size.
01:09:53And what was the ungrateful bitch's problem?
01:09:56In saving her, I...
01:09:58revealed an unedifying habit which...
01:10:01When my mum died, I didn't want to be around anyone.
01:10:11I had this old tree house which my dad built me.
01:10:13He's an architect.
01:10:14And I sort of retreated there and just watched people from a distance.
01:10:17It kind of became a habit.
01:10:22Who did you watch the most?
01:10:24My stepmother.
01:10:26Why?
01:10:28I didn't trust her.
01:10:29Did you watch her with your father?
01:10:35Did it excite you?
01:10:38I know you won't believe me, but I don't really look at people for those reasons.
01:10:41What about me, then?
01:10:45Didn't I turn you on when you watched me?
01:10:49Was my performance not to your satisfaction?
01:10:56It didn't always look like you were enjoying yourself.
01:10:59Were you?
01:11:00Come here.
01:11:11I'm a real, live human being, Hallam.
01:11:14Sometimes I want sweet.
01:11:15Sometimes I want sour.
01:11:17Sometimes I don't know what I want.
01:11:19My shit stinks.
01:11:20I'm going to die someday.
01:11:22If I look like your mother, it's just a coincidence.
01:11:26Am I telling you anything you don't already know?
01:11:29Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:11:35Probably not.
01:11:37Put your clothes on, leave, and go to work tomorrow morning.
01:11:41You don't have to go if you don't want to.
01:12:02And the dress?
01:12:32Mums.
01:12:35You do look like her.
01:12:38Is that the only reason you're interested in me?
01:12:40No, it's not.
01:12:48But I do miss her.
01:12:49I really miss her a lot.
01:13:01Would you like me to wear it?
01:13:02Are you okay?
01:13:27You need me?
01:13:36No, it's not.
01:13:41It's not.
01:13:45It's not.
01:13:46SIREN CHILDREN
01:14:16Hello.
01:14:18Hello.
01:14:40Ready?
01:14:42Did I tell you I had really bad that I could go on?
01:14:50Okay?
01:14:51You okay?
01:14:53I don't spell into your mouth, so why do I?
01:14:58On you go.
01:15:00You want to stay off that front page, don't you?
01:15:03Do I?
01:15:05What?
01:15:11Bye.
01:15:22Paula, that's your parents here.
01:15:24They're up in the McDermott legs.
01:15:25What about your mum? She's a fucking stunner.
01:15:27Stop!
01:15:28No.
01:15:47Alan.
01:15:50Thank God we found you.
01:15:51How did you find me?
01:15:53What a very nice policeman called.
01:15:55He was worried about you.
01:16:01Well, what are you?
01:16:02Some kind of busboy?
01:16:04A front of House Potter, actually.
01:16:07Hello, I'm Kate.
01:16:08A friend of Hallam's.
01:16:09A friend of Hallam's.
01:16:14Dad?
01:16:15What's happened to you?
01:16:16It's nothing.
01:16:17Just a stupid fall.
01:16:22Well, Kate, it was very nice to meet you.
01:16:24If you would excuse us, we do actually have some family matters to discuss.
01:16:29I owe you an apology.
01:16:32I underestimated how tough this past year has been for you, and I'm sorry.
01:16:38And, um, I know about you and Verity.
01:16:42She told me about the clumsy past you married at her.
01:16:46No.
01:16:47No, I...
01:16:48It's all right, it's all right.
01:16:49We've all had teenage crushes.
01:16:50I had a thing for my French teacher's wife.
01:16:51Dad, but that's not what happened.
01:16:53Hallam, your father's trying to tell you something.
01:16:55Excuse me, don't change the subject, all right?
01:16:57I'm afraid I do have something to discuss with you.
01:17:00Shall we sit down?
01:17:13Things haven't been going so well lately.
01:17:15My commissions have rather dried up, so we've had to consider other financial options.
01:17:20The bank has okayed an idea to develop the grounds of the house.
01:17:30Our plan is to transform the wasteland around the loch into eco-housing.
01:17:36Why are you telling me this?
01:17:41Consulting you is a condition of your mother's will.
01:17:43And what about Lucy?
01:17:46Lucy has already given her consent.
01:17:48Do you think Mum would have approved of this?
01:17:50I wouldn't be doing this if I had any alternative.
01:17:52Now, please, hear us out.
01:17:54Dad, she killed my mother.
01:17:56I worked it all out, that's why I went to the police.
01:17:58Don't be ridiculous.
01:17:59You got yourself into a muddle now.
01:18:01You cannot blame Verity for everything.
01:18:04Can't you see you're being manipulated?
01:18:06Helen, please.
01:18:09It's okay.
01:18:12While you've been enjoying yourself with your look-alike,
01:18:15I have been combing your father's books, and he's in big trouble.
01:18:20He's £800,000 in debt.
01:18:22He's being sued.
01:18:24He's being sued by two clients.
01:18:27He needs your help.
01:18:29You murdered my mother, and you admitted it.
01:18:32I wasn't even there the night that she died.
01:18:34Oh, I see. So you got yourself an alibi now.
01:18:40Whatever happened between us was a mistake, and I'm sorry.
01:18:47I thought that Julius and I could start afresh,
01:18:49but that was never gonna happen,
01:18:51with you and Lucy in their house treating me like an imposter.
01:18:55And I know that that's no excuse, but please,
01:18:58just try to see things from my perspective.
01:19:00You have treated me like a white-trash gold-digging whore from day one.
01:19:06Well, that's exactly what you want.
01:19:09Okay.
01:19:11How is it with your look-alike?
01:19:14Do you feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:16Does it?
01:19:17Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:18Does it?
01:19:19Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:20Does it?
01:19:22Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:23Does it?
01:19:25Does it feel like your fucking mummy?
01:19:27Fuck.
01:19:57Callum?
01:20:25No!
01:20:27You're not there.
01:20:29No!
01:20:31No!
01:20:33No!
01:20:34No!
01:20:35No!
01:20:37No!
01:20:39No!
01:20:41No!
01:20:43No!
01:20:45No!
01:20:57I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
01:21:27I hate you, I hate you.
01:21:57I hate you.
01:22:27I hate you.
01:22:29It's all right.
01:22:30Come here.
01:22:31Come here.
01:22:32Come here.
01:22:33Come here.
01:22:34Come here.
01:22:35Come here.
01:22:36Come here.
01:22:37Come here.
01:22:38Good God.
01:22:39What did he do?
01:22:40You need to talk to him.
01:22:41Please.
01:22:42Come here.
01:22:43Come here.
01:22:44Come here.
01:22:45Come here.
01:22:46Come here.
01:22:47Come here.
01:22:48Come here.
01:22:49Good God.
01:22:50What did he do?
01:22:51You need to talk to him.
01:22:52Please.
01:22:53Come here.
01:22:54Come here.
01:22:55Please.
01:22:56If you must blame someone, it was me that took a hammer to the boat to stop your mother going
01:23:16out in it, but she just went swimming instead.
01:23:23So what did you do?
01:23:24It had been going on for months, and I was tired.
01:23:33Dad.
01:23:34What did you do?
01:23:35I did nothing.
01:23:36I heard her rummaging in the medicine cabinet, and I heard her go out the back door, and I
01:23:53did nothing.
01:23:54I gave up.
01:23:55But it was her choice.
01:24:04Final victory in her war against me.
01:24:12What about me?
01:24:13Oh, she loved you.
01:24:15Not enough to stick around.
01:24:17And that's why you've been so angry.
01:24:24Oh, no.
01:24:54Don't worry.
01:24:55I'm not looking for my job back.
01:24:56How are you?
01:24:57Better.
01:24:59I sorted a few things out.
01:25:01I'm glad.
01:25:02Can I come in?
01:25:03No.
01:25:04No.
01:25:05No.
01:25:06No.
01:25:07No.
01:25:08No.
01:25:09No.
01:25:10No.
01:25:11No.
01:25:12No.
01:25:13No.
01:25:14No.
01:25:15No.
01:25:16No.
01:25:17No.
01:25:18No.
01:25:19No.
01:25:20No.
01:25:21No.
01:25:22No.
01:25:23No.
01:25:24It's not an ideal time.
01:25:30I'm crap at relationships anyway.
01:25:34you'll soon find someone to help you
01:25:53iron out those creases of yours
01:25:54I guess I'll catch you later then
01:26:01yeah
01:26:03that would be good
01:26:05look me up in five years time
01:26:10will you still be beautiful in five years time?
01:26:17I hope so
01:26:18you want me?
01:26:33I'll see you later
01:26:40I'll see you later
01:26:42There's a man in the street
01:26:56He tells me that he loves me
01:27:00God is everywhere
01:27:05He says he looks above me
01:27:09I know more about this man
01:27:15Than I know about you
01:27:19Breeze blows from treetops to tears
01:27:31Sensation
01:27:33Wander in your imagination
01:27:38Wondering where she can be
01:27:44It feels so cold as you go
01:27:52When you leave
01:27:54You're a tanderlion blown on the breeze
01:28:00Wondering where you can be
01:28:06A whisper at the window
01:28:11She whispers
01:28:13You're a tanderlion blown on the breeze
01:28:17And into the air we fly
01:28:19So fly
01:28:23A tanderlion fly
01:28:29Yes, it's time
01:28:34It's time for you to fly
01:28:40You're a tanderlion blown on the breeze
01:28:43You're a tanderlion blown on the breeze
01:28:48You're a tanderlion blown on the breeze
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