00:01Next!
00:05Hello there.
00:06Is today, tomorrow, New Zealand?
00:08Yes.
00:09Adderall Max Dose, 165-pound man?
00:11Okay.
00:12Adderall Max Dose, 165-pound man, 20 years old?
00:14Adderall Overdose signs!
00:15Green cheese is cheese!
00:17Wait, do you still want to know about...
00:19Avocado pit huge, why?
00:20Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.
00:23How to tell if pregnant?
00:25Oh boy.
00:26How to tell if...
00:27Tell if pregnant?
00:28Jennifer!
00:30Oh, excuse me.
00:31Oh no, no, come on in.
00:32Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday,
00:34so we're celebrating his particular style of painting.
00:37Why farts smell?
00:38One of the most important painters of all time,
00:40and you want to know why farts smell,
00:42so there you go.
00:43Okay to drink expired milk?
00:45No.
00:46What happens if drank expired milk?
00:49Oh my god, why did you ask me in the first place?
00:51Why do my farts smell?
00:53What is YOLO?
00:54Is that your kid's phone?
00:55Is YOLO a drug?
00:57Oh, you again.
00:58Is hula hoop a sport?
01:00Uh, I don't think...
01:01Can owls walk?
01:02Can owls walk?
01:03Can owls walk?
01:04Why do Asian...
01:05Have small noses?
01:06Wear face masks?
01:07Have small eyes?
01:08Have small penises?
01:09Pandas have trouble mating in captivity.
01:11Jesus.
01:12It's not me, it's them.
01:13Is Superman circumcised?
01:15Vaccines cause autism?
01:17Well, I have one million results that say they don't,
01:20and one result that says they do.
01:23I knew it.
01:25Hot hands and feet.
01:27Climate change is not real.
01:29Climate change is real.
01:32Climate change is not real.
01:39Fine.
01:40Thank you!
01:41Get out of here.
01:42Sweating behind the ears.
01:43If you're worried, go see a doctor.
01:45Double!
01:47What?
01:48What?
01:49How gonna you do?
01:51What?
01:52What?
01:53What?
01:54What?
01:55What?
01:56What?
01:57We play in the middle.
01:58The Oh!
01:59The Oh!
