SisterS (2023) Season 1 Episode 5

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SisterS (2023) Season 1 Episode 5  #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00Lexus, Jackie. You could be both.

00:02Okay, you too. Don't get arrested now, eh?

00:07I'm sorry I dragged you into this.

00:10I just wanted to meet him.

00:12Look, there is one other place we could try.

00:16I know we used to gig there a lot.

00:18I don't think I want to get my hopes up.

00:20Yeah, you've been here two minutes and we've already beat the hope out of you.

00:24Come on. You've come this far.

00:27Sure, what harm?

00:30Go. Go on, go.

00:39You're going to have to keep me awake. I haven't slept.

00:42We can play to any questions. I'll DJ.

00:46I booked us a fancy hotel in Carlingford.

00:49I don't want to ride you out of one anymore.

01:06I don't want to live on a chase in your kitchen floor.

01:12Oh, come on.

01:14Give me a tenner and we're calling a cigar.

01:17But I ain't no one I want to ride you out of one anymore.

01:20Oh, my God, we're here already?

01:35That was so quick.

01:36Take a goddamn bath.

01:40You can have a bath.

01:42You won't be.

01:43Oh, my God.

01:48Surprise!

01:49Oh, my God!

01:51What are you doing here?

01:53How's my girl?

01:54With the hands of Susie.

01:56And you must be Suze.

01:59Going in, going in.

02:00Is it okay if I go in, sis?

02:02Straight in there for the hug-a-thon.

02:04The resemblance is uncanny.

02:06And you could be their sister.

02:08Oh!

02:08Stephen!

02:09How are you here?

02:11Well, I was worried about you, so I booked the next available flight.

02:14Oh, isn't it romantic, Susie?

02:17Cheryl here was Thelma to my Louise.

02:19We wanted to keep the whole thing a surprise, so I tracked you and found my phone.

02:23We were heading to Galway, but then I saw you were on the move, so I...

02:26This card is so clever.

02:28You changed the credit card!

02:30That's not creepy at all.

02:31Ladies, drinks.

02:33Come on, sit down.

02:35Barkeep!

02:36Whiskies!

02:37Can I get two?

02:39Whiskies?

02:40Yeah.

02:40And a sparkling water for the little lady.

02:43And I will have...

02:44What do I want?

02:46What do Irish people drink?

02:48Oh!

02:49I'll have a Guinness.

02:50Gotta be five o'clock somewhere.

02:51It's five-thirty.

02:54Stephen just told me he's gonna be a father.

02:58Oh, Susie, did you know?

03:00No!

03:01I didn't tell her.

03:02Surprise!

03:04You're gonna be a hensi!

03:05Ah!

03:07You know, I...

03:08I think I might need to lie down.

03:11Oh, that'll be the baby.

03:12Oh, it's not a baby.

03:13It's a fetus.

03:14No, no, wait, wait, wait.

03:15This week, your baby is the size of a kumquat.

03:17I love this app.

03:19I really am so, so tired.

03:21Oh, all over it.

03:23I've upgraded you guys and bucked us.

03:25It's sweet.

03:25Aw.

03:26So nice to have a man looking after us, isn't it, Susie?

03:29Aw, it's lovely.

03:32Mm-hmm.

03:33So good to see you, baby.

03:34Me too.

03:34Maybe it's still morning sickness, like totally normal.

03:3885% of women experience it.

03:40But we're nearly in a new trimester, baby.

03:43Though 1% of women do go on to have hyperemesis graviderm, HG, where you're just dangerously

03:48sick the whole time.

03:49But that's not going to be you, honey.

03:52Open notes.

03:54Call Dr. Boblowski about safe anti-nausea.

03:57Period.

03:58We can cancel dinner if you're not feeling good.

04:01I booked us in at 7.

04:02That's in 15 minutes.

04:03I just thought everybody would be hungry.

04:05No, dinner sounds great.

04:07Oh, I brought you your fluffies.

04:10I know you hate sleeping without them.

04:12I'm going to order them up till those.

04:13These are simply not going to do the job.

04:15Ah, this is what it must be like to be rich.

04:21Well, you came prepared?

04:28Well, it's probably 30 euro per bottle of wine downstairs.

04:33Ridiculous.

04:35How do you feel about the lack of scots?

04:48Yeah, you'll see.

04:49Too much scoots.

04:49I never performed at the same night, but I'm about disappointed.

04:53That's probably as near to a lion.

04:56Ma'am.

04:58What?

04:58What's going on?

04:59Can't I just enjoy myself at once?

05:01You don't go to Lidl without Daryl.

05:03Susie.

05:04You don't get to have all the fun.

05:08Oh.

05:16Susie.

05:17They have the loveliest little buffet up there at the bar.

05:21Oh, ma'am.

05:23They're for what?

05:25Nothing.

05:26Give us one of those olives.

05:27I always steal the bar garnishes myself.

05:31I won't tell.

05:33Ladies, my name is Phelan, and I'll be looking after you this evening.

05:37What can I get you to drink?

05:38Oh, well, a bottle of white wine, please, Phelan.

05:42Certainly, madam.

05:43We have Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon, or Chardonnay.

05:47The house is fine.

05:48Oh, what a charming man.

05:59Daryl's been arrested.

06:04What?

06:05Lovely.

06:17That's lovely.

06:19Hey.

06:20Are we okay?

06:23Is it okay that I'm here?

06:24Because you're acting a little...

06:25A little what?

06:26Distant.

06:27Or something.

06:28Sorry, that's not a criticism.

06:30It's just...

06:30No, God, no.

06:31I'm sorry, Steve.

06:33No, I'm...

06:33Oh, I'm so happy you're here.

06:36It was just the sweetest surprise ever.

06:41No, I'm just, um...

06:43God, I'm just so tired.

06:44Of course you are, and that's okay.

06:46Okay.

06:47Sarah?

06:48Mm-hmm?

06:48We're gonna find him.

06:50Yeah.

06:51That baby is gonna have his, or hopefully her, Irish grandfather.

06:56Yeah.

07:00Ah, it's the loaf birds.

07:03No, I've got that.

07:04Oh, thank you.

07:06You both look lovely.

07:07Oh, Steve.

07:08Oh, she's fine.

07:10But I will have some.

07:12I'd like to raise a toast.

07:14No, it's bad luck to toast with water.

07:16We'll get you Guinness.

07:17Good for the baby, Darren.

07:18I drank it every day with Susie.

07:21To our new family.

07:22And to new life.

07:25Yes.

07:25To our new little family.

07:27Yay.

07:28Yay.

07:29Mmm.

07:30I need the toilet.

07:32Yeah, me too.

07:35Okay, I got it.

07:37You could hit me with the van.

07:38Just gently.

07:39We go to the hospital.

07:41Say it was a miscarriage.

07:42Or I could fall down the hotel stairs.

07:44Yeah.

07:45Say the bleeding just started.

07:47I could jump off a cliff.

07:48You know there's only one way out of this.

07:51Maybe you could tell him.

07:53He likes you.

07:54Hurry up.

07:55I need to go, too.

07:56Yeah, since I got pregnant, I just need to pee all the time.

07:59You are not pregnant.

08:01You had an abortion.

08:02All over the front seat.

08:06Young love.

08:08That's so lovely looking at you two.

08:11It's too bad nothing worked out for Susie.

08:14I'd love to be a grandmother, but it's too late now.

08:18Child would probably be deformed at this rate.

08:21Age of her.

08:21Ma'am, you can't say that.

08:24What?

08:25Oh, double tequila.

08:27Another bottle of wine, Fetum.

08:30Yes, let's have the Chardonnay this time.

08:32The French, not the American.

08:33So, when are you two due?

08:36Valentine's Day.

08:37Oh, that is so lovely.

08:39I've been working on our birth plan.

08:41Ah, would you go away out of that birth plan?

08:44I had to walk to hospital on my own when I went into labor.

08:49Waters broke all over my new shoes.

08:5272 hours in labor.

08:55Broke my pelvis in three places.

08:58When I finally saw her a little squished red face looking up at me,

09:02the first thing I said to the midwife was,

09:04God, she's ugly.

09:07Women are so brave.

09:09Do you know, on the radio last week,

09:11they were saying women are booking a caesarean

09:13between the blow-dry and the manicure.

09:16Have you ever heard of the light?

09:18If you want a book in, that's still on the table.

09:21Well, sure, Mary had Jesus in the sable.

09:24And tea turned out all right.

09:25The group science has come a long ways.

09:27Ah, sure, that's the world.

09:29Gone man.

09:30I hope I'd like to make another choice.

09:33You may not.

09:36There is no!

09:37Three days!

09:42Sorry.

09:45I lost the baby.

09:48Just now.

09:51In the toilet.

09:52What?

09:53No.

09:54No, I...

09:54It...

09:55The baby...

09:56The...

09:56It stopped the...

09:58Stop...

09:58The...

09:59It...

09:59I stopped the...

10:00The baby.

10:01I...

10:01I aborted the...

10:03Abortion.

10:05Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

10:06Is this a joke?

10:08No.

10:09What are you talking about?

10:11What are you saying?

10:12Steve?

10:15I'm...

10:15Steve?

10:27Steve?

10:28Steve?

10:28Ladies, are you ready to order your mains?

10:31The gentleman is taking care of it.

10:34Oh.

10:36I'll have the lobster thermidor.

10:41Steve?

10:45Steve?

10:46Steve, come on.

10:48Open the door.

10:50Steve, please, open the door.

10:52I know you can hear me.

10:56How did you even get an abortion in Ireland?

11:03I did it before I left.

11:05So you've been lying to me this whole time?

11:09Yeah.

11:09You lying...

11:10The bitch.

11:12I know.

11:13I'm a lying cunt.

11:14Oh my God.

11:15Don't use that word.

11:16Why would you do this to me?

11:26I didn't want to have kids in the first place, and I told you that.

11:30Over.

11:30And over.

11:33And then when I got pregnant, I wanted to talk options, but you wouldn't listen.

11:38You were just so excited and...

11:39I just didn't want you to have any regrets.

11:42Everyone wants kids.

11:44I don't think that I do.

11:50Steve?

11:54Steve.

12:02Thank you very much.

12:08Right, come on.

12:09Daryl.

12:11Arrested?

12:12For taking him in.

12:13They're ours.

12:16He was drunk as a skunk.

12:18Funny, isn't it?

12:20Some people want a baby.

12:23They call it a baby.

12:26But when they want to get rid of it, they call it a fetus.

12:31Focus.

12:33Well, that's it.

12:34Really, there isn't much more to say.

12:39Well, I told him.

12:54Yeah, you told the whole hotel.

12:56Everyone's like, oh, I want a baby.

13:10I want a baby.

13:10But it's not a baby, is it?

13:11It's a person.

13:12And I just, like, didn't want to have this thing, you know, that's going to grow up to

13:18have a miserable job and be depressed and have to watch me die, only to develop some

13:23new type of cancer while baking in a nuclear wasteland where people are killing each other

13:27over half a cup of water, just to eventually die themselves in an earthquake or flood.

13:33How can there be a flood if everyone's killing each other for a cup of water?

13:38Sorry.

13:39I hear you.

13:40No, that's a good point.

13:44I mean, look at you.

13:45You don't have kids.

13:46And you're...

13:47You're amazing.

13:49The wheels are coming off in here.

13:58Oh, Jesus.

14:00We went home with lock and key.

14:04He left me in the morning.

14:10I slept on till one o'clock.

14:13My head felt like a concrete block.

14:17I drank some whiskey and I drank it hot.

14:22On the first day of winter.

14:30Ancient rain pouring down.

14:38Why my bones to the ground?

14:43Ancient rain pouring down.

14:52Why my bones to the ground?

14:57Oh, Jesus Christ.

15:01Jesus Christ.

15:06We need scotchets fast.

15:07Another drink is what I need.

15:10With a sign of Philips.

15:12What room are you?

15:13Miss Wilfred.

15:15Miss Wilfred.

15:15Oh, my God.

15:16Oh, my God.

15:17Oh, my God.

15:20Oh, Jesus.

15:22It's okay.

15:23Happens to me all the time.

15:26Oh, it's in rain.

15:27Oh.

15:28I'm a stupid woman.

15:37I'm a stupid, stupid woman.

15:42Oh, and I was a terrible mother.

15:45No.

15:47You did the best you could with what you knew at the time.

15:49No.

15:52I was terrible.

15:56My Susie.

15:58She's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

16:02She's the only thing.

16:04And I just, I love her so much.

16:07And I want her to be happy.

16:10Do you think she's happy, Sarah?

16:13Oh, I thought you was there.

16:39You must think I'm some idiot.

16:44No.

16:45You want different things.

16:48It sucks.

17:09Would you look at her so strong?

17:32Never settled for anything less than she deserves.

17:36Oh, I think that the most important factor...

17:38You were like that.

17:41Wasn't good enough.

17:43So you walked away.

17:48You tried to kill me, Susie.

17:53Pointed the kitchen knife at me, shouting mad stuff.

17:57I just ran out the house and down the road in my bare feet.

18:02Just in as light was on.

18:04Sure, she's always watching those late night bingo shows.

18:08She took me in.

18:10Made me a hot toddy.

18:14She put clothes in it.

18:19And everything.

18:19She rang the guards and I just sat there on the sofa watching the little balls on the teddy in my housecoat.

18:33Thank God, I was still wearing my bra.

18:41What do you want to do?

18:44I press charges.

18:45Will you come with me in the morning?

18:47Will you come with me in the morning?

18:52Of course.

18:54Then we can do something nice.

18:56I got my savings from the credit union.

19:03We could do one of them foot things.

19:08When the fish buys your fees.

19:13Saw it on...

19:15On the telly.

19:17I figured we should get an early start if we want to find your dad.

19:35Steve...

19:36I think best course of action is to hire a private detective.

19:50Steve.

19:50I've Googled 17.

19:52All with varying Yelp reviews.

19:54Steve!

19:54I'm not going to leave.

20:24That I'm not asking for your forgiveness.

20:34Who even are you right now, huh?

20:47What's the point in anything if you don't have kids?

20:51Huh?

20:52What's the point in any of it?

20:54Huh?

20:55What's the point in brushing your teeth in the morning?

20:58Huh?

20:59What's the point in this?

21:00What is the point in this sticky thing?

21:03What's the point of this shirt?

21:04This goddamn tablecloth boring fucking shirt?

21:08Huh?

21:10These.

21:11These tiny little dead baby socks.

21:13Why don't we all just lay down and die while we're at it?

21:23I think you should fly home.

21:26What?

21:27Don't.

21:31Don't do this.

21:32I think my fingers are swollen from all the sodium.

21:51I'm really sorry.

21:51I've been eating a lot of chips and I just...

21:55I can't get it off.

21:57Steve?

21:58Steve?

21:59Steve?

22:04Mom?

22:07Where are you going?

22:08He rang this morning, Susie, and he's going to get help.

22:15Well, what about pressing charges?

22:19And, do you know, he's never said that before.

22:22But, ma'am, last night...

22:24He loves me.

22:25And I love him.

22:26Come here.

22:49Boys, are you allowed to take these?

22:52Yeah.

22:53Oh, that's lovely.

22:56Oh, that's lovely.

23:26Oh, that's lovely.

23:27Yeah.

23:27Oh, that's lovely.

23:29Oh, that's lovely.

23:30Oh, that's lovely.

23:32Bye.

23:33Number one.

23:35Shhh.

23:43Yeah.

23:44Oh, Jesus, sorry.

23:58Sorry.

23:59Hello, Susan.

24:07Jimmy.

24:09Go to weddings.

24:10Go to funerals.

24:16Just try to exist.

24:23Swap scenes in the morning.

24:26Ask him to bed again.

24:30I celebrate with us.

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