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SisterS (2023) Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00She had a word for everything.
00:03I'm sure those of you who knew her in her official capacity as Judge Rachel Horowitz would agree with that.
00:10She was dignity and integrity personified.
00:19She always demanded the best in people.
00:24Because it's what she demanded of herself.
00:30But above all else, she was honest.
00:41She used to say, there's nothing more important in life than the truth.
00:49Sarah, it's your mother.
00:52Well, was your mother if you're listening to this.
00:56I think the only way I knew how to love you was to protect you.
01:02But there's something I need to tell you.
01:06It's about your father.
01:09He wasn't back.
01:11What the fuck?
01:19What the fuck?
01:21Good.
01:22I thought you were dead.
01:23Check out.
01:23It was nearly three hours ago.
01:26Fuck.
01:28It's your lucky day.
01:29The guy next door, she's the bed.
01:30So you have a few minutes to get your life together.
01:32Okay?
01:33That will be three hundred and twenty-two euro.
02:01My husband must have left a card.
02:05This is ridiculous.
02:06No, no card was left.
02:08Well, that's...
02:10Great.
02:11So here's the two euros.
02:14So let's do 89 on this card, 55 on this one.
02:20And then I guess that's 176 on this baby.
02:23Before you're putting that through, would you mind charging my phone?
02:28Yes, I would mind.
02:31Well, folks, welcome to Dublin, where the local time is 2.18 p.m.
02:37Safe onward journey from the flight deck.
02:39Is there anger here towards Canada because we are part of the Commonwealth?
02:48Like, the Queen is on our money, so...
02:50I've always had this kind of affinity with Irish culture.
02:53I saw Riverdance nine times growing up.
02:55I mean, I had a U2 cover band at my bat mitzvah.
02:57Well, I went through this phase of just wanting to be Andrea Corr.
03:00You know, just I wanted to be her.
03:02James Molloy, I love the name.
03:04You know, it's got a really good ring to it.
03:06So Irish, like James Joyce.
03:13Oh, hi.
03:16Are you Cheryl?
03:18How much did that cost you?
03:20Hi, I'm Sarah, James Molloy's daughter.
03:24There's a bus that stops at the end of the road there.
03:26Oh, yeah, you mentioned that in your email.
03:29Thank you so much.
03:30No, I was afraid of getting lost.
03:32Well, you never mentioned you were rich.
03:34Oh, oh, no, I'm not.
03:37Public transport isn't really my forte.
03:41You're a lot thinner in your pictures.
03:44Oh, sorry.
03:46Well, those were old photos, I guess.
03:49Time is a cruel mistress.
03:51That's Thomas Carey.
03:53Oh.
04:02Eddie, it's her birthday.
04:06I'm outside the flat.
04:07You better have my fucking money.
04:09Yes, I do.
04:11I have it.
04:12Almost.
04:13Listen, I'm getting paid tomorrow and I got some birthday cash today.
04:16Can you just...
04:16Look.
04:18Well, I knew he got about.
04:30I just didn't think his little swimmers made it all the way to America.
04:34Canada.
04:35All right.
04:36That was a bit of a shock.
04:38And you're a Jew.
04:41Pardon?
04:42Horowitz.
04:43You're a Jew.
04:44Yes.
04:45Sing us something Jewish then.
04:47Excuse me?
04:48Oh, go on.
04:49Sing us something Jewish.
04:50Well, I...
04:51I mean, I don't really speak any Hebrew.
04:53Oh, come on now, love.
04:55Earn your tea.
04:56Sorry.
04:58Um...
04:58I, um...
05:02Baru Atah Adonai
05:07Eloheinu mellow
05:10Did you hear that, Daryl?
05:12I did, Cheryl.
05:14Oh, is there someone else here?
05:16Oh, it's just Daryl, the other half.
05:19I won't say better half.
05:20Let's put it that way.
05:23How long ago did you and my father...
05:25I mean, James.
05:27How long ago did you get divorced?
05:29I like that Barbara Streisand.
05:31She's a Jew.
05:33Yeah.
05:35She is.
05:35She's a Jew.
05:37Okay.
05:38I...
05:38Oh, my God.
05:39I ain't seen it before.
05:41I could hear it in my mind.
05:43But I don't care right now.
05:45I can listen to me.
05:47This is going to be harder than I thought.
05:49Now she's all mine.
05:51Just give me one try.
05:53One try.
05:54I ain't going anywhere.
05:57Oh, and that'll be your Auntie June, dead, emphysema.
06:09Oh, God, how old was she when she died?
06:12Oh, and here's your Uncle Tom.
06:14He tried to feed me up in a pub toilet once, pervert.
06:18Also dead, heroin.
06:20Oh, God.
06:21Do you know, I've never understood it.
06:25I mean, with your pills, you have your count.
06:28And with your booze, you have your measure.
06:33But with that stuff, you don't know what you're putting in there.
06:39Oh, no, thank you.
06:40It's still the morning for me.
06:42Sure, it's medicinal.
06:44Oh, and there's me.
06:45Look at the pair of legs on me.
06:47Sure, it's quite the look of, you know, great legs.
06:50Before I lost my health.
06:51Oh, it was hard, you know, with the cancer.
06:54I'm lucky to be alive in the blood, so it was a very rare form of cancer.
07:00And then there was a shingles and glandular fever, twice.
07:04People don't get glandular fever twice, but I did.
07:06In 1999 and 2003.
07:09Okay.
07:10And then there was a menopause.
07:14Oh, there he is.
07:17That's him there.
07:19Sure, would you look at the coat he had on him?
07:21That's my father.
07:25Oh, and that there is my Susie.
07:29She's looking a bit rough around the edges these days.
07:32Well, looking at you now, I see the resemblance.
07:35Your sister's all right.
07:37What?
07:37You suppose got Jimmy's big jaw?
07:39I have a sister?
07:40And that there's my princess.
07:42Yes, gone, but not forgotten.
07:44Hit by a car.
07:46Took me three days to scrub her off the pavement.
07:49Sorry, can you slow down?
07:50So, so, so, so, wait.
07:51So, so, I have a sister.
07:54Your daughter is my sister.
07:56You never said...
07:57Oh, that'll be her now.
08:00What?
08:01Oh, sure.
08:02She'll be delighted to meet him.
08:04Oh, God, no.
08:06I don't want to intrude.
08:07Daryl, will you set another place for dinner?
08:09We have a very special guest.
08:12A Jew from America.
08:15I don't want to intrude.
08:17Oh, you'll be late to your own funeral, do you know that?
08:19Happy birthday to you, too.
08:21Mother of God, the smell of drink, aren't you?
08:23They threw a party for me last night.
08:25Who did?
08:25The Jameson factory?
08:27I only turned 37 once.
08:28Oh, is that all?
08:29You look older.
08:31So, you're James.
08:32Oh, stop it.
08:33Now, Susie, this is our guest of honor, Sarah.
08:40I...
08:40Ow!
08:42Hi.
08:43Hi.
08:46Hello.
08:48Hi.
08:49Well, she's clumsy.
08:50Yous have that in common.
08:51Are you from the church?
08:52God, no.
08:53I...
08:54Well, I met your mother online.
08:58Oh, lovely.
09:01Woo-hoo!
09:03Right, now.
09:04Use the champagne.
09:06Sarah, you sit there, love.
09:09Okay.
09:12Jesus, pushing the boat out, Cheryl.
09:14Oh, we love the bubbles.
09:19Hi, Darren.
09:20To my Susie.
09:22Cheers.
09:23Cheers.
09:23Cheers.
09:23Cheers.
09:24Oh, happy birthday.
09:27Thanks.
09:28Right.
09:30Got the hat.
09:31Oh, there, there.
09:32Hello, love.
09:34Oh, thanks, ma'am.
09:35I'll read it later.
09:36It's just a little something from me and your stepfather.
09:39He's not my stepfather.
09:40I'll read it later.
09:42Apologize, Susan.
09:46Sorry, darling.
09:48That's fine, sir.
09:49Right now.
09:50Dig in.
09:51We don't have all day.
09:52The rerun of my show starts at eight.
09:56Resistance.
09:57Sarah, you should watch it.
09:58The War of Independence.
10:00Sure, it's your heritage.
10:01Oh, I will.
10:02Oh, I'm so interested in Irish history and literature.
10:06Yeah, I really want to visit the Dublin Writers Museum.
10:09Sure, that's not what you came all this way for, to see where Joyce took a piss once.
10:14Why are you here?
10:18Well, I, um, I'm actually, um, I'm trying to track down some family.
10:25Um, I'm, I'm looking for my father.
10:28You have an Irish father?
10:29God help you.
10:29Ah, would you look at the size of that ring, Susie?
10:35Yep.
10:36Getting married in the fall.
10:38Steve.
10:39Oh, he's amazing.
10:41Yeah, we've, um, we've been together forever, so.
10:44High school, sweetheart.
10:45Mm.
10:46Ah, Susie had a fella once.
10:49Oh, sorry, partner.
10:50That's what a column is, instead of when they don't want to marry you.
10:53Gabe.
10:54Like the angel Gabriel.
10:56Oh, but he was great.
10:58Sir, rich.
11:00He had his own house, had his own car.
11:02He took her on holiday, but it didn't work out.
11:08Well, I guess he wasn't the one.
11:11It's not like he ever hit her or anything.
11:13Jesus Christ.
11:14Not a word from him today, no.
11:17On your birthday.
11:18Oh, always unlucky in love, weren't we, Susie?
11:23Anyway, better to be getting married than to be living in sin and destined for damnation.
11:28Daryl, get the camera.
11:30So, Sarah, do the Jews have an afterlife?
11:34Well, we don't really, no.
11:36Oh.
11:37So, where's your dad from?
11:38I, it's, it's, it's sort of a long story, but I.
11:44Sure, she's Jimmy's daughter.
11:49What?
11:50Yes, Susie.
11:52You're dirty, Daddy.
11:53Stuck it in an American.
11:55Canadian.
11:55Stuck it in some floozy.
11:57My mother wasn't a floozy.
11:58Is this a joke?
12:00What the actual fuck is going on?
12:02I will not have that kind of language in my house.
12:04Daryl, tell her.
12:06Susie.
12:06Don't you fucking dare.
12:08I thought you'd be pleased to have a Jewish American sister.
12:12Daryl, fuck off.
12:13Right, you're so.
12:14I'm really so sorry.
12:17I only just found out myself.
12:19She only just told me.
12:20You are un-fucking-believable.
12:22I wouldn't be getting all dramatic.
12:24Now, girls, there's probably a whole litter of you.
12:27Knowing what a good-for-nothing drunk is a skunk waste of space your father was.
12:33What is your dad's name?
12:35James Malloy.
12:36I'm really sorry for crying.
12:38It's just been a really hard couple of months.
12:39Jesus fucking Christ.
12:43They're all sick, fucked up, fuckers.
12:46Fuck the lot of you.
12:47Susie, Susie, you had just a little, just a little there in the tooth.
12:51Oh, thank you.
12:53Jesus.
13:03Oh, fuck.
13:04Oh, fuck.
13:09You know what to do.
13:34Hey.
13:35What a birthday.
13:37I'm so celebrating.
13:38Where did you escape to this morning, you dirty old man?
13:41Listen, I'm heading to Mickey's pub.
13:44Bye, girl.
13:44A birthday drink.
13:53Right.
13:54Cup of tea.
13:59How much is a pint of lager?
14:01You know how much a pint of lager is.
14:02Well, here's two euros.
14:03Here's two euros.
14:08There's two euros worth.
14:20Whatever happened to happy hour?
14:21You're in it, love.
14:22Come on.
14:23It's me birthday.
14:24Welcome to 40.
14:25Fuck you.
14:25I'm 37.
14:27Could have fooled me.
14:32You ever been to Canada?
14:34Why?
14:34Are you thinking of emigrating?
14:35I wish.
14:41Slauncher.
14:42Slauncher.
14:48Happy birthday.
14:49Thanks, Mickey.
14:52Steve.
14:54I'm coming home.
14:55What?
14:56She got there.
14:57Did you find him?
14:58No.
14:58This is a huge, happy mistake.
15:02No, I don't know where he is.
15:04And everyone here is so crazy.
15:07Where are you now?
15:07No, I don't know where I am.
15:09I'm on my way to the airport.
15:11This was always going to be hard.
15:13But you are the bravest person I know.
15:18Want me to fly over?
15:19Because just say the word and I am there.
15:21No.
15:22No, that's okay.
15:23You're so sweet.
15:24You can do this.
15:25I believe in you.
15:26Yeah.
15:27No, I can do this.
15:30Okay, we'll blue.
15:30We'll you more.
15:31And we'll blue, too.
15:33Okay.
15:38Hi, Cheryl.
15:47Hi, it's Sarah.
15:48Thank you for lunch.
15:49It was delicious.
15:50Can you please tell me where Sue's might be?
15:52Okay.
15:52Okay.
15:56There she is.
16:02Such a sad little girl.
16:06About the Merlot and whatever the lady requires to cheer herself up.
16:11We only do colors here, Teddy.
16:13Red or white, nothing else.
16:15Red, Mickey.
16:16Red.
16:17Jesus.
16:17$27.50, please.
16:28Just do it.
16:31Ah, sorry, birth digger.
16:34Looks like this one's on you.
16:35Ah.
16:37The sale's a bit slow on the old turd-shaped sculptures, then.
16:40At the moment, I just care too much about art.
16:44To make art, you know.
16:46All right.
16:48Let's go.
16:50A mystery.
16:52A sublime mystery.
16:59You'd want to cop on to yourself.
17:01You know you're far too good for that balance.
17:04Thanks, Mickey.
17:10Listen.
17:11Right the hotel room.
17:13You're going to have to give me some cash.
17:15Just kiss me, you beautiful woman.
17:29Come on.
17:30Come here, the hotel.
17:48I don't have 300 euros to spend on mediocre sex.
17:51I love it when you talk to her, too.
17:53Teddy, I'm fucking serious.
17:54Hi.
18:03Hi.
18:04Sorry.
18:04Um, I'm looking for Mickey's pub.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08Sorry.
18:09What can I get you, love?
18:10Oh, I don't really drink.
18:13Could I get a whiskey?
18:15Just a small double.
18:17One small double coming up.
18:18Come on.
18:18Come on.
18:18Thank you so much.
18:29Sorry, this is a bit random, but do you know someone called Suze?
18:33Looks a bit like me.
18:36Oh, Jesus.
18:38Oh, God.
18:41Fuck this.
18:42Nah, you need to pay up.
18:43Oh, come on.
18:45You can't just leave me like this.
18:46My dick is going to explode.
18:47You owe me.
18:48I...
18:49I got to finish.
18:51Come on.
18:51Can I help you?
18:53Right.
18:58For fuck's sake, Teddy.
18:59What?
19:00This is your fault.
19:01Oh, God.
19:03Oh, Jesus.
19:11No matter how the fucking tissue.
19:15Yeah.
19:20Here.
19:24Oh.
19:25Shh.
19:26Shh.
19:26Shh.
19:26Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:27Shh.
19:29Yeah.
19:29Where are you?
19:30Yeah.
19:30Yeah.
19:30I'm on my way.
19:32Don't forget the naughty.
19:33Yeah.
19:34No worries, love.
19:35Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
19:37Ah.
19:39Right.
19:40I'm going to shoot.
19:42Take it easy, birthday girl.
19:43No, champ.
19:44You fucking owe me.
19:45At least half.
19:47Come on.
19:50I don't have it.
19:52I'm really sorry.
19:54I just don't have it.
19:58Fucking loser.
20:03What the hell are you doing here?
20:15Hi.
20:16Hi.
20:23Look, I'm, I'm really sorry about earlier.
20:26Your mom's a real character, isn't she?
20:41Look, do you know where he is?
20:42Who?
20:42My father.
20:43Our, our father.
20:48Please.
20:49Look, I just want to know where, who I came from.
20:53Please.
20:53Please, please help me.
21:01I thought I was an orphan.
21:03I don't think they call it that in your thirties.
21:05This is from him.
21:14From James.
21:15Jimmy.
21:17Says, it says he would do anything for me and my mom.
21:21That he would swim the Atlantic if it meant he could see us.
21:25Swim the Atlantic?
21:27Jesus Christ.
21:28He wouldn't cross the road for you.
21:29I'm sorry, Canada.
21:32I have no idea where that fucker is.
21:35I haven't seen him for years.
21:35And the last time I did, he was stumbling over O'Connell Bridge.
21:38And he looked like he pissed himself.
21:41Listen.
21:42How are you?
21:43I tour the Guinness factory.
21:45Go see Stephen's Green.
21:48Maybe check out the Leprechaun Museum.
21:51And then turn around and go home.
21:55At least you know I'm not American.
21:57Would you wait?
22:00I...
22:00Wait!
22:04Sorry.
22:04Bye.
22:05Wait a second.
22:06Wait!
22:07Can you please just...
22:09Just wait a second?
22:13Please!
22:18I have no idea where I am.
22:19Can I just...
22:20Can I come back to yours and call a cab?
22:24I'm sorry that we have the same effing dad.
22:27But this isn't my fault.
22:28This isn't my fault.
22:30Ah!
22:35Is that...
22:37Is that your stuff?
22:47Ah!
22:47I'm really sorry.
23:03You could always...
23:04You could come stay with me.
23:08What?
23:09You're the only one who can help me.
23:11And I have an extra pull-out couch thingy.
23:15I've got the address in here somewhere for the Airbnb.
23:19Put it down for a fancy hotel.
23:21I wanted an authentic Irish experience.
23:23Well, you're getting one.
23:29Here, what's that address?
23:33Please?
23:34Fine.
23:37One night.
23:39Okay.
23:45Do you want to get that?
23:48Nah.
23:50Word number.
23:50Right.
23:58That's right.
24:03What's your name again?
24:04Sarah.
24:06Sue.
24:07I met my love
24:09By the gasworks wall
24:13Dreams I dream
24:17By the old canal
24:21I kiss my girl
24:25By the factory wall
24:28By the old town
24:30By the old town
24:33Burlie of town
24:36Oh, no
24:39By the old town
24:40Fire.
24:41ì•™
24:42o
24:43Ah, no
24:44Oh, no
24:48No
24:48uzz
24:49No
24:50No
24:50Custom
24:52No
24:52No
24:54No
24:54Nebraska
24:54train
24:54Oh
24:55Hot
24:56irritant
24:56restaurants
24:56individual
24:57umn
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