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00:00Hey guys, guys this could be the moment we've been waiting for.

00:08It is, it is, it's him, it's the champ.

00:16The Rated R Superstar.

00:17Hey, granted from ear to ear.

00:22Hey, I'm waiting on night for you.

00:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26Okay. Let's save it.

00:27Okay. Let's save it for the live sex celebration.

00:29Here you go champ.

00:31That's right, and we're gonna celebrate.

00:33The way the Rated R Superstar knows how.

00:36There's gonna be a bed in the ring.

00:40These two, Edge and Lita, are gonna go at it, live, here on Raw tonight.

00:45My God.

00:46Mr. McMahon made the match up for next week.

00:52The tiebreaker, one on one, HBK, Sean Mike takes on the wrestling machine.

00:58Kurt Angle, this is a huge main event for next week, live on Raw.

01:02Yeah, that's next week.

01:04But what about now, huh?

01:06We've been waiting all night, and now we don't have to wait anymore.

01:09Coach, hand me those Kleenex.

01:11Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new WWE Champion, Edge.

01:22You think you know me?

01:23I'm gonna stand up and give him a standing ovation here.

01:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait until they're done.

01:28And then we'll all stand up, and I have a feeling this is gonna be great.

01:31There he is, there he is.

01:33The new WWE Champion.

01:37It's got a nice ring though, it's got a great ring to it.

01:42He shocked the world last night, set the world at its end.

01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:48Are they already starting?

01:50They're gonna prematurely start?

01:53Last night of New Year's Revolution, out of nowhere, Edge cashed in his money in the bank matchup.

01:59After the Elimination Chamber, I didn't see it, I gotta admit, I didn't see it coming at all.

02:04I loved it, but I didn't see it.

02:05I didn't see it coming either.

02:06None of us saw it coming.

02:08We were shocked, and if that wasn't enough, apparently, Edge wants to shock us even more tonight.

02:13I can't even say it, but you know, you say it.

02:16Well, you know Lita's ready, because it's a celebration, she's had to wait 24 hours.

02:20See, Joe, you can't relate to this, but Lita is Edge's girlfriend.

02:24A girlfriend is like a wife, except you get to have sex with her.

02:28Coach said Lita's had to wait 24 hours, big deal, 24 hours.

02:32Boy, here we go.

02:33Have a celebration like this?

02:34Shh, shh, shh, shh.

02:36This has gotta be great.

02:44The champ is here.

02:47That's right, dude.

02:53Let me repeat that one more time.

02:55I say, the champ is here.

03:01And the best part is, none of you people saw it coming.

03:18All of you people that like to think you can predict exactly what's gonna happen inside

03:26this ring, I outsmarted all of you.

03:29In the most unpredictable move in the history of this industry, I cashed in my money in the

03:37bank contract after the Elimination Chamber match.

03:45And I fooled y'all.

03:48Kane, Chris Masters, Kurt Angle, Carlito, Shawn Michaels, and the former.

03:58Let me repeat that one more time, the former WWE Champion, John Cena.

04:09Well, they just about killed themselves in the Chamber match last night.

04:1410 tons of steel, two miles of chain, bulletproof glass, and I ask you why, why bother?

04:22Because in this industry, you don't have to be the biggest.

04:33You don't have to be the strongest.

04:37You don't have to be the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest.

04:44I have done some serious business here in the WWE.

04:53And that brings me to my next point.

04:55You people probably think that Lita and

04:58I went back to the hotel last night and maybe performed some sexual gymnastics, huh?

05:02Well, no, we didn't.

05:06We abstained.

05:07We saved ourselves for tonight.

05:10Because the Rated-R Superstar wanted to celebrate his way with live,

05:19unbridled, torrid, mad, passionate sex, live, right here on Raw.

05:30So I say, we let the celebrations begin.

05:34Okay, here we go.

05:37I could not agree more.

05:40I think that video we saw was Edge's idea of foreplay.

05:47Here we go.

05:51What do you think they'll do first?

05:57I think he should have taken his boots off.

06:01Okay.

06:01Can't have unbridled sex with boots on.

06:09Oh.

06:12He's a little nervous.

06:14I don't blame him.

06:15I would be very nervous right now.

06:17I'm nervous sitting over here.

06:19I wonder if Snitsky's watching right now.

06:34But, Joey, you've certainly broken out into a sweat.

06:36I guarantee you, Snitsky's watching now.

06:44Well, they want to get off on the right foot, I'm sure.

06:47Every person in here cannot take their eyes off of this.

06:55Oh, my goodness.

06:56I sort of wondered how far they were really going to go.

07:05And I got a feeling they're going to go further than anything we've ever seen here on Raw.

07:14I got a feeling.

07:15Well, when Edge promises something, easily Edge delivers.

07:18I'm getting a real feeling right now.

07:20Look at this.

07:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

07:30My gosh, guys.

07:34Oh, yeah.

07:41Oh.

07:45There's a lot of girls out there that are watching this right now that are, oh, whoa.

08:00You can tell it's short.

08:01It's not polite to point.

08:04Oh, man.

08:08What else are you going to do, King?

08:12Well, they still got a ways to go.

08:13Oh, boy.

08:14It's about to get serious.

08:19Man.

08:30Oh, my God.

08:33Oh, yes, he is.

08:36I always have trouble with those things.

08:38Joey, breathe.

08:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.

08:40Joey, breathe.

08:43Oh, my goodness.

08:49I'm breathing very hard.

08:50What?

08:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

08:57You got to make sure that the championship is in the right spot.

09:00The what?

09:01Exactly.

09:01The championship fits in the right spot.

09:02This is a menage a trois, huh?

09:04Yeah, I hope that doesn't store anybody up, by the way.

09:06Oh, man.

09:14This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen on Rock.

09:18Whoa, whoa, look at that.

09:19Oh!

09:22That used to be the top.

09:23Oh, where, where, where, where, where is Edge going?

09:30King, where is Edge going?

09:33He's going down south.

09:34He's going down south.

09:35Hold on a minute.

09:37What did I?

09:38We are live in it.

09:42My eyes have seen the glory of the.

09:45Look at this now.

09:46Oh.

09:47You know what those are, don't you?

09:48Those would be the bottom king.

09:51Uh-huh.

09:55Whoa.

09:57Now what?

10:04Uh-oh.

10:05I'm going to leave this on top.

10:09Whoa.

10:13Where's she going?

10:15I think she's, oh.

10:19What is this?

10:19Is it like going to Australia?

10:20She's going down under?

10:21Yeah, she is.

10:23Probably for a while, is it?

10:26Right now, it's a one-way trip.

10:29Three.

10:29Woo!

10:31What?

10:32No!

10:36Wait a minute.

10:38You're clear.

10:40Nades, what are you doing?

10:44Nades, you of all people.

10:47Hey, hey, are you kidding me?

10:52You are a disgrace to the WWE Championship, brother.

10:57It takes blood, it takes sweat, it takes tears, it takes years, years of hard work to prove to

11:09each and every one of them all over the world that you're championship quality.

11:13Not to mention the fact, tonight, you have proven you're not only a champion, not only a bad champion,

11:22you are dead in the bed, Fred.

11:26You got nothing going on, Jack.

11:27Dead in the bed?

11:29Once again.

11:33Wait a minute.

11:35Wait a minute.

11:35Once again, The Nature Boy has got to show you how to do it.

11:41Lena, Lena, I'm talking to you, baby.

11:45My gosh.

11:47Here comes- Here comes The Nature Boy.

11:49He's styling and profiling on his way to the ring and he's, he's getting undressing.

11:56Gentlemen, this show may just get better.

11:59Uh-oh, wait a minute.

12:03Hey, it was last night of New Year's Revolution that Edge,

12:08Edge bloodied the Nature Boy with that Money in the Bank.

12:12Metal briefcase and got himself, my God!

12:15Come on, Edge just pelted Ric Flair straight in the forehead with that steel chair.

12:24Hey, come on, what are you doing?

12:25Come on.

12:26What are you doing?

12:30Hey, King, hey, King.

12:32Yeah, shut up, King.

12:34Yeah, come on, wait a minute.

12:35No, no.

12:36Come on, Edge!

12:37Guys, what the hell's going on here?

12:43Look out.

12:43My God, Ric Flair busted open.

12:45Yeah, Bustin' Wilde.

12:46Don't do it.

12:47Come on, Edge.

12:50My God.

12:52Hide behind me, Coach.

12:55My God.

12:57No, no, no, no, no, no, come on.

13:00No, don't do this, don't do this.

13:01Guys, it's a concerto coming, don't do it.

13:03Ric Flair, Ric Flair, Ric Flair.

13:06No.

13:07Don't do it.

13:08No.

13:09My God.

13:10Come on, we need some help out here.

13:21Get somebody out here.

13:25It's John Cena, John Cena, John Cena not waiting for the Royal Rumble.

13:34John Cena going after the new WWE Champion, Edge.

13:41Well, John Cena came somehow out of the crowd.

13:44Come on.

13:45Come on.

13:46Come on.

13:47But guys, John Cena came a little bit too late.

13:50Come on.

13:51Come on.

13:52Come on.

13:53Come on.

13:59Ric Flair is knocked down on our announce table.

14:04John Cena has one Edge, one Edge, one client, one of the ring, but.

14:10He left, Edge left later behind, and she's not really in a position to run off.

14:20He's not really in a position to run off.

14:26Well, Lina's hiding under the covers and if she's smart, she'll try to get under the bed.

14:32Uh-oh.

14:35Whoo.

14:41Now, I see this against Lina.

14:43All right.

14:44Cena has invited Edge back to the celebration.

14:57Come on, you're getting a personal invitation, Edge.

15:01Uh-oh.

15:02My God.

15:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not Lina's fight.

15:10And Edge is not trying Lina's rescue either.

15:16And now Edge is refusing to come back.

15:19And now Edge is refusing to come back.

15:20And now Edge, FU, FU Lina.

15:24That's not the celebration that Edge wanted here tonight.

15:36And at the Royal Rumble, John Cena gets his rematch.

15:41He will challenge Edge for the WWE Champion.

15:45One-on-one, John Cena one-on-one challenges Edge for the WWE Champion.

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