The Kat vs. Tori: Chocolate Pudding Match: WWF Raw: December 13, 1999

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00:00The Acolytes against the Posse tonight.

00:03Man, I'm telling you, I must really hate the Posse.

00:07Man, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like, I'd really love to take the

00:12second pudding.

00:13Oh, baby.

00:14Look at this, JR.

00:17There's the new WWF Women's Champion.

00:19My God.

00:21Who won the title in an evening gown match in Armageddon in a swimming pool.

00:26And again, the on-force presentation of Armageddon on pay-per-view is tomorrow night.

00:31The following content is expected for one fall, and it's for the World Wrestling

00:34Federation Women's Championship.

00:37Making her way to poolside.

00:40She is the new World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Miss Kitty.

00:47Man, you can't speak, can't you dare, can't catch your tongue?

00:50No, they do.

00:52I can't say that if I won this, they wouldn't be calling me Miss Kitty anymore.

00:56They'd be calling me The Cat.

00:58And I did win this, so if you don't mind.

01:02What?

01:03The Cat.

01:04She wants to be called The Cat?

01:06Well, she is the champion.

01:07I guess folks could call her a lot of things, I would think.

01:11You like cats, JR?

01:13Yeah, pretty much.

01:14Well, let's exchange recipes sometime.

01:16Look at this.

01:18Baby.

01:20I wonder who her opponent's gonna be, so I'm thinking.

01:23Who cares?

01:25Well, her first time defense.

01:28Uh-oh.

01:30There's Stephanie telling- You've got to be kidding.

01:32What do you think?

01:33I'm not, I'm not- You know what, Tori?

01:34If you don't, I'm gonna make it really rough on Kane tonight.

01:39What is, I'm not even prepared.

01:40I have absolutely nothing to wear.

01:42You know what, go rest on your brown panties.

01:44What?

01:45God, God.

01:47You have changed.

01:49I think, did you hear that, JR?

01:52Stephanie pretty much a strong arm to their-

01:55Tori to come out here, or is gonna, Kane would have hell to pay here tonight.

02:00What else is Tori gonna do?

02:01I don't know, but Tori said she didn't have anything to wrestle in, and

02:05Stephanie told her to wrestle in her brown panties.

02:08What a night.

02:09I like Triple H and Stephanie being in charge.

02:12They are intoxicated with their power.

02:16Her opponent, Tori!

02:21Wait a minute.

02:22Tori is gonna have to be, has been forced by Stephanie McMahon to compete for

02:27the WWF women's title.

02:29That's the good news, but it's in this chocolate pudding.

02:32And the only way Tori's got the winner-

02:35Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, and, come on.

02:46Don't skip his off.

02:49Tori was not prepared to compete here, obviously.

02:52She got hammered by X-Pac in that cage match last night that Kane and X-Pac were in.

02:58I'm sure she's not up to speed here, but in any event-

03:01I just hope that pudding's cold.

03:03This is a women's title match.

03:04Look at, look at, look at, look at the cat.

03:06Look at the cat go.

03:08In chocolate pudding, JR.

03:12Their bodies are writhing in this chocolate pudding.

03:15Writhing bodies, pudding.

03:19Only in the WWF, this is, this is great.

03:21Uh-oh, what has Stephanie and Triple H done to the World Wrestling

03:27Federation with this sort of match?

03:29No, look at him.

03:30Boom.

03:33Hey, wait a minute.

03:33Take it easy.

03:34Yeah, we're gonna have a-

03:39No.

03:40We're gonna have a new champion.

03:42Look, now, I guess, here comes X-Pac.

03:44He's dressed like a frog man.

03:46Now I get it.

03:47Now I know why he's in the flippers.

03:48He's got a snorkel.

03:50He's in a wetsuit.

03:53Maybe this was his idea.

03:54Uh-oh.

03:55Maybe he suggested it to Triple H instead.

03:57I think he's going diving.

03:58Hey, wait a minute.

03:59Look at Tori.

04:00She owes a X-Pac big time.

04:02And Tori has just mounted X-Pac on the outside.

04:05Oh!

04:06And they both, oh.

04:07As it were.

04:07And they both fell right back into the chocolate pudding.

04:11You forgot your flippers, X-Pac.

04:14Hey, look at this.

04:14X-Pac fell right on Tori, and the referee just counted down three.

04:19So, Kitty, thanks to X-Pac, is still the women's champion.

04:23There's a game.

04:25Look out, the big red machine.

04:32Just threw X-Pac right back in the pool, putting everywhere.

04:36Look at this, it's The Odd Lost.

04:40Two more members of DX, The New Age Odd Lost.

04:43They're assaulting the king from behind.

04:45They've got the big red machine down.

04:47They're putting the boots to him.

04:50Kitty's still the WWF Women's Champion.

04:53Come on, it's The Cat now.

04:56Well, whatever.

04:58The Cat won her first title defense.

05:02Yeah, she doesn't look like a, well.

05:05The winner, and still, the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion,

05:11Miss Kitty.

05:13I bet she'd taste good about now.

05:15Stop.

05:16Excuse me, what did I tell you?

05:18I am The Cat.

05:21No!

05:23Kitty just did Lily and Garcia, right in the top of the pudding.

05:27My God, our ring announcer has been politicized.

05:32Welcome to the WWF.

05:34Oh, she's hot.

05:37Man, this is, I gotta feel it, this is just the beginning.

05:41Just the beginning of a hellacious night, and the night is far from over.

05:44Come over.

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