WWE.Raw.01.09.06.Opening.Cena.Lita.Segment

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00:00He cashed in his money in the bank, Mitch.

00:02Now John Cena's gonna cash in his rematch clause.

00:06Here comes Edge.

00:08This is great.

00:09The new WWE Champion.

00:11He looks good with that title though.

00:23That's not exactly Edge, where's Edge?

00:25Hey Cena, you want another chance to be the champion?

00:38Well, you're in luck, cuz you're gonna get it, but just not tonight, okay?

00:45You see the new WWE Champion.

00:55Edge, well, he sees things just a little bit differently.

01:02Edge thought it'd be a good idea.

01:08If I went and talked to Mr. McMahon, and after a little bit of oral persuasion,

01:14he agreed with us that it'd be a good idea if your rematch clause wasn't invoked until,

01:23say, the Royal Rumble.

01:27Royal Rumble.

01:29Royal Rumble.

01:36They've heard.

01:38Have you been online today yet?

01:40You see, Edge isn't gonna be doing any fighting tonight.

01:46But don't worry, don't worry.

01:51Because he is gonna be doing something else that starts with the letter F.

01:56Uh-oh.

01:58Yeah.

01:59The only wrestling, John, that Edge is gonna be doing is with me.

02:06In the middle of the ring.

02:08Whoa.

02:09We're gonna walk down there, take off our clothes.

02:14Whoa.

02:16Get in bed.

02:18And unlike you last night, John Cena, Edge is gonna last longer than two minutes.

02:27Whoa.

02:32You know, we're gonna go in bed and we're gonna spice things up.

02:36We're gonna make it a menage a trois.

02:40It's gonna be me, and Edge, and-

02:46Who?

02:49And the WWE title.

02:53Because unlike all these people in this building, Edge knows what to do in bed.

03:05And unlike you, Cena, Edge knows what to do in the ring.

03:16And that's why he's gonna beat you at the Royal Rumble.

03:21And you can bank on that.

03:25And so tonight, Edge is gonna do what none of these boys in this building can seem to get done.

03:33And that's get laid.

03:36My God.

03:38I'm not mincing any words today.

03:39If you can't see that, then you can't see me.

03:45Wow.

03:48You're gonna need a sign, boy.

03:49Ohhhh.

03:50Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up there, one-woman hookah parade.

03:54There may be a lot of people in here that think that I suck, but every damn person in here knows that you do.

04:07You want to get all up in my business with this?

04:13Why don't you see your little saddlebag ass backstage?

04:18You tell your boyfriend missed the opportunity

04:21that he did make a wise choice

04:23cashing in that money in the bank last night.

04:26You also tell him that you left me with no choice.

04:32You see, you set a date and it's the Royal Rumble,

04:34so at the Royal Rumble,

04:37when I meet Edge,

04:41I will beat his ass.

04:50And you can bank on that, bitch.

04:57John Cena's got three weeks to think about it, January 29th.

05:01Well, he didn't miss any words, he said what he felt tonight.

05:04But what about what Lena told us?

05:06Are we gonna, are we gonna see live sex in the ring tonight?

05:10It's gonna be a live sex celebration, a menagee flawed, if you will.

05:14I don't think the WWE Championship has ever seen that much action.

05:18I don't think even Raw has ever seen a live sex celebration before, has it?

05:23It's all about history in the making, I guess.

05:25Edge shocked the world last night, he wants to shock us again tonight.

05:29Will you think about it?

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