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02:02It can make her happier than Kualidan's grandma.
02:04After a person owed 600 million
02:13After the 600 million yuan debt
02:15She will experience many strange changes in her life
02:17Do you know this?
02:19have no idea
02:19You didn't owe me anything, right?
02:20I've never owed that much.
02:21A lot of strange changes will happen
02:23For example, my mother
02:24I've been with her my whole life.
02:25I should be familiar with her.
02:26But she had some strange reactions
02:28She said
02:28She knew I was not well.
02:30Later I learned that 600 million
02:31Read the news
02:32Just call me
02:33Before
02:34Because her son is fat
02:36Always tell me
02:37Don't eat late-night snacks
02:39High-calorie foods
02:40Don't eat anything you want
02:41Don't eat seafood
02:41But after the 600 million news came out
02:43She called me
02:44She said
02:45What would you like to eat later?
02:46Just eat something
02:47Then my wife's reaction
02:49It's also quite strange
02:50After she was anxious at home for many days
02:53One day he suddenly told me
02:54Or we can go to America too.
02:55Don't come back
02:56Then come back once a week
02:59She said don't come back
03:00Then I heard it was weird.
03:07I said
03:08Things like acquiring Apple
03:09Can we put it back a bit?
03:11Take it easy before going
03:13OK
03:13She stretched her face
03:15Unhappy
03:15I just coax her
03:16I said okay?
03:17In the end we didn’t go
03:19Right
03:19Didn't go
03:20Then what
03:22My friend's reaction was also weird.
03:24Before my company
03:25News of continued business
03:26What happens after it gets out?
03:27Many of them owe me money.
03:29I'm desperately trying to raise money
03:30Raising money
03:31Said to return it quickly
03:32Help Lao Luo solve his problems
03:32But after the news of 600 million came out
03:36They said
03:37Don't pay it back yet.
03:39We've paid back this money.
03:40It seems that for 600 million
03:41It doesn't help
03:42Although I was in a hurry to use the money
03:45But after listening to it
03:47I think it seems to make sense.
03:48I couldn't refute it for a moment
03:52Right
03:52There is no way to refute
03:53Then what
03:54After owing 600 million in debt
03:56In fact, our circle of friends
03:58Some strange changes will also occur
03:59Let me put it this way
04:00I used to have a company
04:01Call Lao Luo and his friends
04:03What happened next?
04:04The company I work in for this live streaming business
04:07Make a friend
04:08Lao Luo and his friends
04:15Make a friend
04:17So what about this low point in my life?
04:21During this debt repayment period
04:23Once
04:23Got a disease
04:25Actually, it's just a stomachache.
04:27Nothing serious
04:27Chang Yan
04:28Then I stayed in the hospital for two days
04:30The night is dark and gloomy
04:32Wake up
04:32Open your phone and take a look
04:33There are more than a hundred
04:34Greetings from friends
04:35Short message
04:36I was very touched
04:37It was found that 80 to 90 percent of text messages
04:39From
04:40Creditor friends
04:41This is understandable, right?
04:43I was watching
04:44But the way they greet
04:45It's very strange
04:45Lao Luo, are you still there?
04:47are you still there
04:47Are you there
04:48Why don't you reply me?
04:49are you still there
04:50I'll give them back when I'm done.
04:52I said I'm still
04:53Don't panic
04:54After it's over
04:55They said
04:56Oh, that's great.
04:56Then we'll go see you.
04:57I said no
04:58I'll be discharged soon.
04:58They said no
04:59Must see
05:00I said don't come.
05:01They said no
05:02Must go
05:03I became famous
05:04I said I hate it
05:06They say you're annoying.
05:08Just let people come and see.
05:10Later there was no way
05:17Let some people come
05:18After you come here
05:19It's strange that these people came
05:20Sitting by my bed
05:21When talking to me
05:22Always feel my pulse
05:23Right
05:23Very interesting
05:25Finally
05:27This 600 million yuan debt
05:29Except for others
05:30To myself
05:31There will also be some changes
05:32Right
05:32Because I'm middle-aged.
05:34But because of this matter
05:35I suddenly became
05:36Like a young mature
05:38To encourage yourself
05:39So I bought a lot
05:40Book of Aspiration
05:41Watch at home
05:41To lift up the spirit
05:43Right
05:43Then when I was reading at home
05:45I found
05:46What kind of chicken soup for the soul?
05:48Soul-stirring
05:49what else
05:50Toxic chicken soup
05:51It's quite useful
05:52For example, I saw a sentence
05:53It's very important to me
05:54Invigorating effect
05:55This sentence says
05:56If you owe the bank
05:57One hundred yuan
05:58That's your trouble
05:59If you owe the bank
06:03100 million
06:04That's the bank's problem.
06:05I think
06:06I have 600 million
06:07Six banks were taken down.
06:08Right
06:09So I felt
06:10I'm awesome
06:11So
06:12I lifted it up in one breath
06:13It feels very healing
06:14After a little repair
06:17It started
06:18My official debt repayment career
06:20So at the beginning
06:21I also mistakenly thought
06:22I just need to work hard
06:23Work hard to make money to pay off debts
06:24Society or the public
06:26Give me a corresponding recognition
06:28I thought so kindly
06:29Right
06:30But later found
06:30Actually, that's not the case at all
06:31Very complicated
06:32For example, I want to pay off my debts
06:33I did a live broadcast with goods
06:34Currently known as Tik Tok
06:36The top seller
06:37Right
06:37In China, the past life
06:39This is amazing.
06:40A country with a population of 1.4 billion
06:42Do anything
06:43Enter the previous life
06:44Although not as exciting as the first three
06:46Guan Ya sent troops
06:49Not as exciting as the first three
06:50But the Four Heavenly Kings
06:51It's also quite enjoyable
06:52Right
06:52I am the Chinese product
07:00The teacher of the Four Heavenly Kings
07:01Right
07:02Then I did this
07:04Many people scolded me
07:05Speculators
07:06Wherever it's hot, there's stench
07:07Just a speculator
07:08What idealist
07:09This makes me feel very strange
07:11Because I'm paying off debts.
07:13It must be to make quick money
07:15Go where it's hot
07:16Is there anything wrong?
07:16Do you think there's anything wrong?
07:18No
07:18Are you sure it's not wrong?
07:20But I am carrying a
07:22Is it a return cycle?
07:23Is it a particularly long project?
07:24For example, thirty years later
07:25I finally made a fortune
07:26To my creditor friends
07:27Contact debt repayment
07:28I have some middle-aged creditor friends.
07:31Maybe I'm out of debt.
07:33I told him to pay his debt
07:34He ignores me
07:35I had to keep
07:36Send him a text message
07:36Did I say pay off the debt?
07:37Debt?
07:37Pay off debts?
07:38You understand, right?
07:42So I started another
07:48When I was young
07:49Have the opportunity to do it?
07:50I started taking advertising endorsements.
07:52After the connection
07:52Many people scolded me
07:54Say don't even
07:54Even game ads are accepted
07:56Lu Yonghao
07:57You become your youth
07:58The most annoying person
07:59I'm just very strange
08:02When I was young
08:03Who would hate
08:04Who's endorsing the game?
08:06We hate all
08:07The teacher who doesn't let us play games
08:08Right?
08:09I remember that time when we
08:11Teacher Chen
08:11Our school
08:12He said we can't play games.
08:14There is a game hall near the school
08:15On the way home
08:16You can go in and play
08:17He's free after get off work.
08:18Why are you coming here to arrest us?
08:19After catching
08:20Call us outside
08:21In front of many adults
08:22Scolding us
08:23You guys
08:24A useless child
08:25Right
08:26Taking the hard-earned money of parents
08:27Here for the game company
08:28Lu Yonghao
08:29I'm talking about you
08:30You have the ability
08:33You have the ability
08:33You make money from the game company
08:35Send it to your parents
08:36Teacher Chen
08:44I did it
08:45So cute
08:52What happened next?
08:54I expand my business projects
08:56I also started recording variety shows.
08:58Many people say
09:00I went from being a decent entrepreneur
09:02To make money
09:04Became a kneeling man to make money
09:06shameless
09:07I was very surprised
09:09when
09:10Entrepreneurs are more important than people's artists
09:13A cut above the rest
09:13What kind of values are these?
09:15Very angry
09:16Right
09:16What's more
09:17I am
09:19There are some other people
09:22Support me
09:22Support me
09:23But I saw it more creepy
09:24More scary
09:25What did he say?
09:26He said
09:28Adults
09:30No matter what
09:32Focus on making money
09:32Focus on making money
09:33This is an adult
09:34Maximum maturity and decency
09:36This seems strange to me.
09:38How can I
09:39No matter what, I make money.
09:40I'm very cautious with my money.
09:42I am very careful when recording variety shows.
09:44The recordings are all talk shows like this
09:45Very high-quality variety show
09:47I am not like these five leaders on campus.
09:53At least three of the same
09:54What kind of crappy show?
09:55What happened next?
10:15I also heard that for those wealthy people
10:18This person in my family is a marriage broker.
10:21Get married
10:22Funeral
10:22What
10:23You can make a lot of money as a host
10:24I said it's over
10:26I can consider this, too.
10:27I told the media.
10:29This time I'm done
10:30Those who scold me
10:31Maybe it finally collapsed.
10:33This may have exceeded their imagination.
10:35Then stop scolding me.
10:37It's pretty good
10:38Right
10:38fine
10:39But I'm saying this seriously.
10:40I can do it, right?
10:41What you can do
10:42Finally, let me say something happy
10:43This person died at the end of 2018
10:46What about the 600 million yuan debt?
10:47As of today, we have repaid nearly 400 million yuan.
10:51Almost 400 million was repaid soon.
10:53What if there are no accidents?
10:58It should be almost paid off in the next year.
11:01Even if there is a little accident
11:04Am I a beacon of the industry?
11:05There will always be surprises
11:06So even if there is a little accident
11:08Maybe it'll take half a year or a year.
11:10Right
11:11So no problem
11:12Of course, in the future on our life path
11:14There may be many twists and turns and setbacks, right?
11:16But as a professional stand-up comedian
11:19A people's comedy artist
11:21Me and my excellent colleagues
11:24Right
11:24We will strictly abide by a
11:27The Code and Standards of Our Profession
11:29That is
11:29We are misunderstood anyway
11:32Being slandered
11:32Being insulted
11:33Being hurt
11:34As a people's comedian
11:35Always smile
11:37Always bring joy to everyone
11:39That's it
11:40good
11:41Thanks
11:45in addition
11:47Today I would like to take this opportunity and this stage
11:52I also want to say something to my creditor friends.
11:54Whether it is the creditor who has already paid
11:56Still waiting for the creditor to pay back
11:58I apologize to you all.
12:00I lack this opportunity
12:01I apologize to you.
12:02Right
12:02sorry
12:03Sorry to bother you all.
12:04I'm very sorry.
12:06When our debts are really
12:10After paying off all
12:13Maybe make a documentary.
12:14To commemorate this strange journey of life
12:17Right
12:17The title of this documentary
12:18I've thought it all out
12:19Just call
12:19The Legend of Zhen Huan
12:21This homophonic pun
12:32Teachers Haiyuan and Jianguo have contributed to this
12:36good
12:38at last
12:40The last one
12:41I want to say something to the audience who watched this program online.
12:46Welcome to the core businesses I mentioned above, which are live streaming and selling goods.
12:51Variety show advertising endorsements
12:53Hosted by the Wedding Business Bureau
12:54Ribbon-cutting ceremony for the opening of a prosperous shop, etc.
12:55If you need any help, please contact our team
12:58Will serve you well
12:59Thank you everyone
13:00Thanks
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