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Sister Boniface Mysteries Season 4 Episode 5
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00:00Angela!
00:04Alright, let's see which fabulous place we're off to for next week's show.
00:08The last show of the series.
00:17Well, there we have it.
00:20So, we'll see you next time where once again...
00:22We'll let the games begin.
00:25And cut.
00:30Oh! Thank you so much for playing, you two. Thank you. Thank you.
00:35Freddie, I thought we said I could close the show.
00:37Oh, yeah. Sorry, sweetheart. Just completely forgot.
00:42Oi!
00:45You know this show's given me a fear of escalators.
00:48Just do stairs and lifts now.
00:51Oi!
00:52Yeah, it's my taxi, yeah?
00:54Yeah, I think it's outside.
00:55Yeah, then go fetch my things.
00:57Thought you were my PA.
00:58Yeah.
01:00Well?
01:08I've spoken to them.
01:10And they said yes.
01:12Yes!
01:12You won't regret this.
01:15Right.
01:17I've got to run.
01:18But I will see you next week in...
01:20Um, Great Slaughter.
01:23Wherever that is.
01:24Ready?
01:25Just keep this to yourself for now.
01:30Okay?
01:31Of course.
01:32Though I would not want to be you when they all discover they're out of a job.
01:35Yes, sir.
01:57It's quite simple.
02:15So, the show pairs six people to partake in a series of frivolous tasks.
02:19The remaining two then have to remember several items on an escalator in order to win them all, plus a cash prize.
02:25People actually are restless.
02:27Why did Cece Langeley ask to meet you?
02:29Good question.
02:30Oh, watch out!
02:33Sorry, I'm still getting the hang of this.
02:36Are you auditioning?
02:37I'd rather not humiliate myself on national television.
02:40Oh, well, I'd be careful then.
02:43I wouldn't want you to fall off your high horse.
02:49Great question, Norm.
02:50I mean, look, the thing is, I'm a natural-born entertainer.
02:52You know, during the war, in the rifle brigade, I was the one keeping everyone's spirits up.
02:58And then after that, toward the theatres, one opportunity calls, and, um, here I am.
03:04And, Angela, you've been a part of the show almost a year.
03:08Mm, replace Jodie.
03:10Those are big shoes to fill.
03:13So, what's it like being a glamorous assistant?
03:16Great.
03:17Though, hopefully, I won't be that forever.
03:19Mm, keeps threatening to jump channels.
03:21You're here!
03:25Yes, sir.
03:26Why, exactly?
03:27All will be revealed, Gillespie.
03:32The Great Slaughter Police Retired Dogs Trust.
03:36Is that, Rexie?
03:37Certainly is the finest to ever serve this constabulary.
03:42So, what's this got to do with us meeting here?
03:44Well, actually, it's time for the Trust's annual fundraiser.
03:50I mean, the place is in dire need of new kennels.
03:53Though, us organising this is typically, well, my responsibility.
03:57Other commitments, my dramatics, my, um, embroidery classes have, uh, well, somehow got in the way.
04:06So, we have just two days to find the funds.
04:10No, sir, I'm sorry, but I can't.
04:14A share of that cash prize will more than suffice.
04:18And given the filming is tonight and tomorrow, we'll have precisely what we need just in the nick of time.
04:24It is for a good cause.
04:26That's the spirit, button.
04:29Now, come along, all of ye.
04:31Get stuck in.
04:33You too, sister.
04:34There's Peggy auditioning.
04:41It would appear so.
04:42I was thinking, maybe I could introduce the first challenge.
04:58You know, mix things up a bit.
05:00If it's the marching band, you've got to use the old, they're blowing their own trumpets gag.
05:04Good.
05:05Yeah.
05:05Well, it's fine by me.
05:06Just check with Freddie.
05:08Check what?
05:09I was saying, I could introduce the first challenge?
05:14It's a little bit last minute for that, love.
05:16Tell you what you can do.
05:17Get rid of that lippy.
05:19Doesn't suit you.
05:21Headshots to sign?
05:22Don't put me in my dressing room.
05:23Do you want me?
05:23Fetch me a cup of tea.
05:24Okay.
05:29Have you told everyone?
05:30This is still happening.
05:36Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:37Just need to find the right time, that's all.
05:41Okay.
05:41But, sir, why was I chosen?
05:54You clearly impressed, old boy.
05:58As for the others...
05:59Where's Peggy?
06:01Let's just say that her plate spinning left a lot to be desired.
06:04Oh, thank you so much.
06:08This will be our tasks.
06:10Oh, along with our pairings.
06:14What?
06:16You've got to be kidding me.
06:18Hello, Nigel.
06:20And I'm with, um...
06:23Vera.
06:23Yes.
06:24Look sharp, Hector.
06:26I've got my eye on that electric tea maker.
06:29And who is Denise?
06:32I've seen you here.
06:33I've seen you here.
06:38So, Dottie, dear.
06:41If you were to win the big cash prize, what would you spend it on?
06:44I'd renovate my cafe, the Bumbly Bee.
06:47Oh, fantastic.
06:49New liquor paint sort of thing.
06:50Oh, no.
06:51I want to turn it into an actual bee.
06:54Yellow and black stripes on the walls and wings on either side.
06:58Hmm.
06:59I'd buy the limited edition Professor Wise-Eye for action figure.
07:04Only 500 ever made.
07:06Hmm.
07:08Yeah.
07:08Are you single by any chance, Norm?
07:10Now, it says here that you would like to be an actress.
07:17Oh.
07:18You'd use the money for drama school, or...?
07:20Um, yes.
07:21And, uh, give some to my sister.
07:23Um, she's just had a baby.
07:25Oh, aren't you sweet?
07:27Here.
07:27How do you feel about being paired up with Felix?
07:30Fine.
07:32Just surprised he's doing something so humiliating.
07:35Ah, we have a comedian as well as an actress.
07:37We can't all take ourselves so seriously.
07:40Oh, okay.
07:40Say, now that we've met our contestants, let's bring on our first challenge.
07:46And cut.
07:48Just a set.
07:50Actually, hold that there.
07:51Sorry, just before we do that, I have a quick announcement.
07:54Come and gather in, everyone.
07:55Uh, that is that Let the Games Begin is heading to America.
08:02And, uh, yeah.
08:04So, whilst yours truly will be heading over there to host it, it does mean this is the
08:07end of the UK show.
08:10So, yeah, you might want to start thinking about the future.
08:23So, yeah.
08:26Now that Angie and I have shown our contestants how it's done, let the Games Begin.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:34THE END
09:04Now Brian here has been doing the judging and with five points
09:20It's Hector Rivera coming in close second with four points
09:25It's Norman and Dottie alongside Felix and Denise
09:30So whilst no one goes home this time
09:33Everything changes in the next task
09:36Cuts
09:37Pick the rest up tomorrow
09:40Denise
09:48Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot
09:51And since we're partnered together
09:54So what made you want to take part?
10:02By trying to raise money for a dog charity
10:04I'll see you in the morning then
10:07Cowboy
10:09Badge
10:15Badge
10:17About Freddy's announcement
10:19Don't
10:20I'm not a cleaner, Freddy
10:23No, but last time I checked
10:24You used to work for me, so sort it
10:26Tell me
10:27This is coffee, yeah?
10:33You know what this does to me
10:35Makes them even more of an insufferable sod
10:39Everyone set?
10:43Okay, in three
10:44Two
10:44Two
10:45Yee-haw
10:51Now, coming up in our next challenge
10:54One of the pairs will ride the bull holding a basket
10:56Whilst the other tosses a beanbag
10:58For them to catch
10:59Judging will be
11:01Buck and Bronco champion
11:04Brad Hunter
11:07But as always
11:09Angie and I will be up first
11:11To show you
11:12How it's done
11:13Actually
11:17You, um
11:18You know what?
11:19Brad
11:20You're the expert
11:21But you can show us
11:22Alright
11:29Saddle up then, partner
11:31Up you go
11:31Alright
11:35Let's get this rootin' tootin' show
11:37On the road
11:38He won't stop
11:49Cut
11:50Cut
11:51Well, tell me
12:05Clearly this is a tragic accident
12:07What is it?
12:12This wire
12:13Deliberately exposed in the motor
12:16And attached to the underside of the saddle horn
12:18Effectively making the bull live
12:19The moment the wire's touched
12:21And this leather
12:23Torn to ensure direct contact with the current
12:26Meaning that this wasn't an accident
12:28Well, judging by these indentations
12:30The sabotage was conducted
12:32Using a tool of some sort
12:34What is that?
12:41Samurai sword letter opener
12:43Somewhat niche item
12:45Ah
12:46Whose condition suggests
12:48It was not used by our culprit
12:50Bingo
12:55One price toolkit
12:57Minus a screwdriver
12:59I don't understand
13:00Why would anyone want to murder
13:01A bucking bronco champion?
13:04Actually
13:04He wasn't supposed to be
13:06The person that was riding it
13:07I mean, why would anyone
13:10Want to kill me?
13:11Aside from those you just told were unemployed
13:14Is there anyone in particular
13:16You think might be behind this?
13:19I don't
13:19No one springs to mind
13:20Right, well, you'll have to hold filming
13:23But
13:24This is our last show in the UK
13:25Gillespie
13:27I mean, surely you can
13:28Conduct your inquiries around the game
13:31Think about Rexy
13:33Fine
13:35But our investigation comes first
13:37Yes
13:37I will need protecting
13:39At your service, sir
13:41Although, obviously
13:43I will have to fit that in
13:44Around the tasks
13:45Given the busy set
13:47I called
13:48We couldn't have sabotaged the ball
13:49Unnoticed
13:50Meaning
13:50It had to have taken place
13:52With hardly anyone around
13:53We're speaking to those
13:57That stayed late last night
13:59Or arrived early this morning
14:00I'm always in early
14:02This is my show
14:03Of course I was here late
14:05It takes forever to get out these outfits
14:07Um, I stayed behind last night
14:09To talk to Director Giles
14:11About breaking into the industry
14:12Not that I got the chance
14:14I work late most nights
14:17Freddie can be demanding
14:19He's been the same since his variety days
14:22Oh
14:22I knew I recognised you
14:25Archie and Malcolm
14:25Yeah
14:26What's this?
14:28I used to be in a double act
14:29We taught a variety show with Freddie
14:31They were most amusing
14:33Yeah
14:33And you were also on opportunity calls
14:35Yeah, again
14:36With Freddie
14:37Did you win?
14:38No, Archie's nerves got the better of him
14:40So now I do this
14:41Sorry
14:43So sorry
14:44Oh, awful habit
14:45Mine
14:46Not yours
14:47You've got
14:47This is very nice
14:48It really
14:49Frames your face
14:50Given that you're Freddie's assistant
14:53Have you noticed anything unusual
14:55Over the last day or so?
14:57Um
14:57Now you mention it
14:59There was that really big mess
15:01In his dressing room
15:02That he asked me to clean up
15:03What mess?
15:05Why didn't you say someone had been in here?
15:09Given the state of this room
15:10It looks like they were searching for something
15:11Probably a member of the crew
15:13You know what they're like
15:14Just rummaging around
15:15So you weren't aware of anyone else?
15:18No, just me and Malcolm
15:19Champagne cork
15:21Which appears
15:30To have some sort of powder on it
15:32Yes
15:33Well, I treated myself to some champers last night
15:36You drank a hot bottle to yourself?
15:39I was celebrating
15:39Right
15:40I'm needed on set
15:41I think Freddie knows precisely
15:47Who was in here
15:47And the reason why
15:48Then why not tell us?
15:51Well, obviously to keep us in the dark
15:52Makes me wonder what else he's hiding
15:55Sister, look
16:00His drawer's been forced open
16:02Perhaps they took what they were looking for
16:12Hmm
16:13Potentially
16:14Though seemingly
16:16They've left something behind
16:18So
16:24Let's start with the cork
16:26Spectroscopic observations show
16:29That the powder that was on it
16:30Is in fact
16:31Make-up foundation
16:33Contradicting Freddie's claim
16:34He was drinking alone
16:35Well
16:36Not necessarily
16:37Freddie will no doubt
16:38Be given an application of
16:39On-screen make-up
16:41I'll perform a comparison test
16:43To see if it's his
16:44Anything else?
16:45Oh, yes
16:46Those headshots that we found
16:47The substance on their surface
16:49Turned out to be
16:50Minute flakes
16:51Of cedarwood
16:52And given that these flakes
16:53Appeared masticated
16:54I decided to run a
16:55Fidavis test
16:56Which showed
16:57They were covered in saliva
16:59And that all means?
17:01Well
17:02Cedarwood's primarily used to
17:03Coat pencils
17:04So
17:05For these flakes to both fall
17:06Onto the headshots
17:07As well as contain saliva
17:08I deduce
17:09Whoever forced the drawer open
17:11Had to have been chewing this
17:15All right
17:22I was in there first thing
17:24But
17:25I had no choice
17:26A few weeks back
17:38The show visited my hometown
17:41I
17:43Caught up
17:44With an old friend
17:45An old
17:47Flame
17:49Joanna, my wife
17:52I love her more than anything
17:55It's just
17:58Just always being on the road
18:00The night it happened
18:05Freddie must have still been around
18:07He took some photos
18:10Showed them to me
18:12He'd heard rumours about America
18:14He said if I didn't take him
18:16Then
18:16He'd show Joanna everything
18:18It was these photos
18:20That you were looking for
18:21Earlier?
18:22Yeah
18:22All I found were those headshots
18:24So you decided to permanently
18:26End Freddie's blackmail?
18:27No
18:28I mean look
18:30I hate
18:32What that man is doing to me
18:33But at the end of the day
18:35I created this mess
18:37Watch the edge
18:41Remove yourself from my person
18:48Immediately
18:49Then how is it supposed to work?
18:51In a way which does not involve
18:53Your hand on my
18:54Never reach of
18:55Do
18:55Ready, Neil?
18:59Actually, Miss Thimble
19:00It's Norman
19:01Like it's always been
19:03Really?
19:03I'm ever so sorry
19:05And
19:07That's it, Laura
19:09So
19:15You went from palm trees
19:17And beaches
19:17To village faith
19:19And barring
19:20Yeah, it was quite a shock
19:22At first
19:23But
19:23Now it's
19:25Home
19:26So
19:27Why a great slaughter
19:29Of all places?
19:30Actually
19:30I was meant to be going to
19:32Scotland Yard
19:33You were meant to be going to London
19:34Oui
19:35She's probably
19:37Blimey
19:39Just met and you're already
19:40Time enough
19:41He cheered up
19:46How do you mean?
19:48Last night
19:49He was laying into that Freddie
19:50Something about him
19:52Ruining a big chance room
19:53I've been his dog's body for years
19:58So when I saw a job opening
19:59For a variety show manager
20:01I finally went for it
20:02They said all I needed
20:03Was a half-decent reference
20:04Which he said
20:05He'd give me
20:06And that wasn't the case
20:07Well, they called yesterday
20:08Said that they've gone
20:09With somebody else
20:10I knew he'd ruined it
20:11So when I asked him why
20:13He said it's because
20:14He decides when the end
20:15Of our engagement is
20:16Because he employed me
20:17When nobody else would
20:18You must have felt aggrieved
20:20It's putting it lightly
20:21I'm not going to kill the bloke
20:22Wasted enough years
20:23On him as it is
20:24So why stick around
20:26Unless it was for
20:27A specific reason
20:28There is
20:29Money
20:30Cheapskates sorted it
20:31So the show pays me
20:32So if I don't stay until the end
20:34I don't get this month's paycheck
20:35But when I do
20:37You are not going to see me for dust
20:38So the aim is to take the eggs
20:46Over to the basket
20:47Without dropping them
20:49Sadly mine and Angie's attempt
20:51Was far from excellent
20:53Without further ado
20:56Let the games begin
20:58Just take me in your arms
21:11What sort of talk is that
21:13For a married man?
21:16What do you mean?
21:17Of course Miss Daniel
21:18It's just like having three legs
21:20And with the scores added in
21:46From the last round
21:46Dottie and Norman
21:47Lead Felix and Denise
21:49By just one point
21:51But what does this mean Ange?
21:54You tell me
21:55It means that
22:00Sadly Hector and Vera
22:01You will be leaving us
22:03All right
22:10Let's move on
22:12To the final challenge
22:13And cut
22:15Look I get that you're upset
22:18About the show
22:19But some professionalism
22:20Well thank you Vera
22:27For being about as much use
22:28As a handbrake on a canoe
22:29We're really going to be relying
22:31On you this time Livingston
22:32Although you do have
22:35The advantage of my
22:36Extensive expertise
22:38And perhaps something else
22:42Ah Freddy
22:48Look we've just had some
22:50Interesting conversations
22:51With both Malcolm
22:52And Giles
22:53And even if you'd rather
22:55We weren't aware
22:56Of your behaviour
22:57We need to know
22:58Who may want to hurt you
23:00Like I said
23:01Can't think of anyone
23:03Where is that director?
23:07You all right Mrs. Clown?
23:08I should think not
23:10Given that this
23:10Pitiful consolation prize
23:13They've given me
23:13Is defective
23:14That's strange
23:16It appears to be
23:18Deliberately torn
23:19I'll be gentle as I can
23:26Mr. Bear
23:26What on earth are you doing?
23:30Evidently
23:31Uncovering
23:32What someone
23:34Deemed to be
23:36The perfect hiding place
23:39Oh
23:40The striation marks
23:45From the screwdriver
23:46Matched those on the ball
23:48Meaning this was our tool
23:49But why hide it in the bear?
23:52A moment of
23:52Panic perhaps
23:54The handle contained
23:55No clear prints
23:56Though interestingly
23:57There were several
23:57Fibres present
23:58Microscopic examination
24:00Shows their flock fibres
24:01The type used on
24:02Velvet clothing
24:03Oh and they're also purple
24:04So we're looking for someone
24:06Who wore purple velvet?
24:08Oh potentially
24:09Though there are several
24:10Uses of this specific fibre
24:11Of which I've compiled
24:13A list
24:14Clothes
24:15Curtains
24:15Interiors
24:16Basically everything
24:18Okay we'll search the studio
24:20And I'll ask Felix
24:21To keep an eye out
24:22Oh um
24:22And there's also
24:23The matter of the cork
24:25Now Freddie's foundation
24:26Is actually cream based
24:27Primarily made of
24:29Mineral oil
24:29Steeric acid
24:30And oxychloride
24:31Whilst the one on the cork
24:32Is a powder foundation
24:33Consisting of
24:34Talc
24:35Zinc oxide
24:35And kaolin
24:36So in layman's terms
24:38Someone else
24:40Was with him last night
24:41It also transpires
24:43That there's only
24:43One person on the show
24:45Who uses
24:45That particular foundation
24:47After his announcement
24:49I took some champagne
24:51To his dressing room
24:52To celebrate
24:53I also wanted a chat
24:56I'm always the assistant
24:58Seen and not heard
25:00But that's not enough
25:01I want to be the one presenting
25:04Freddie knew this
25:06Ever since I started
25:08Even promised to mentor me
25:10To the point where
25:11I'd eventually co-host
25:12Now he was going to America
25:15I thought
25:15This could be my break
25:17That I might go too
25:19He said I could
25:21Though
25:23There was a condition
25:25I had to prove
25:30How much I appreciated him
25:33First
25:34Afterwards
25:37I asked
25:39What now
25:40I started laughing
25:42He said I couldn't
25:44Believe I was so
25:45Naive
25:45That a bit of
25:47Crumpet like me
25:48Could never be host
25:50Yeah
25:53As reprehensible as that is
25:59It does give you
26:01Strong motive
26:02I know
26:03But this wasn't me
26:04It wasn't
26:06Because no matter
26:09What happens to Freddie
26:10I'd still feel
26:12Disgusted with myself
26:13She was adamant
26:17That Alfred Hitchcock
26:18Was in her camp
26:18So I ran across town
26:20Oh and you're right?
26:21Turned out to be a farmer
26:22Called Dave
26:23You know before
26:29When you said we
26:30I mean we don't have to
26:32If you'd rather not
26:33No
26:33It was
26:37Myself and Victoria
26:41My fiancƩ
26:43So I came here
26:44First on secondment
26:45And
26:46When I realised
26:48I'd be here for longer
26:48She decided to join me
26:50But when she did
26:52We both
26:53Realised that we
26:54Wanted different things
26:55And what do you want?
26:59Sam
27:00Felix
27:01Have you spotted anyone?
27:04No
27:04Not yet
27:05No
27:06Rex
27:07The very same
27:09I just wanted to
27:10Remind Livingston
27:11What he's playing for
27:12Well
27:13Aren't you
27:14The most
27:15Adorable
27:16Fluffy
27:17Embedient boy
27:18Have you ever seen
27:19A finer creature?
27:22Let's hope
27:22Felix can give him
27:23The retirement he deserves
27:25Lunch
27:31Sir
27:32Sister
27:37A search
27:40Yes
27:40Of course
27:41Go get practising then
27:47Lexi's counting on you
27:50You've never danced a tango?
28:05Not yet
28:09But
28:09If you can tell me
28:11What to do
28:11Okay
28:12Alright
28:13It's all about
28:15Finding the rhythm
28:16Okay
28:16Here?
28:18Yeah
28:19Right
28:20Okay
28:20Okay
28:21Alright
28:22Okay
28:23I'm so sorry
28:25Don't overthink
28:26You're doing fine
28:34So no purple velvet
28:38In any of the dressing rooms
28:40Perhaps the control room
28:41Might prove more peaceful
28:42Thank you
28:45I dare say
28:46Felix is rather
28:47Enjoying himself
28:48Yeah
28:48Okay
28:49Okay
28:49What is it?
28:56Uh
28:56May I?
29:02I believe we've potentially found
29:04The source of our fibres
29:05The additional checks we carried out
29:12Show that your half-sister's Jodie
29:14The glamorous assistant before Angela
29:16Yeah
29:19Um
29:22She and Freddie
29:24Had a thing
29:25Not that anyone knew
29:27Um
29:28Then she got pregnant
29:31Had to leave the show
29:33He made a promise
29:35Not to tell anyone
29:36He said that he'd look after them
29:40But
29:40Instead he just cut her off
29:42She tried contacting him
29:46But
29:46Couldn't get anywhere
29:48So
29:48I decided to
29:51Drive for the show
29:52And
29:54Talk to him
29:55In person
29:56And that's the real reason
29:58You stayed last night
29:59I
30:00I just wanted to chat with him
30:02But
30:03When I went to his dressing room
30:04He was already in there
30:05With someone else
30:06So
30:07So you sabotaged the bull
30:08Avenged the way he treated Jodie
30:10What
30:10No
30:11No
30:12I
30:12I'd never do that
30:13Felix
30:13Tell him
30:14We are comparing fibres
30:16That we found at the crime scene
30:17Against your hair ribbon
30:18If they match
30:20The likelihood is
30:22You will be charged
30:23With the murder
30:23Of Brad Hunter
30:24Oh
30:25I
30:29I
30:30I didn't
30:30I didn't do this
30:31Please
30:33You have to
30:33Please
30:34Felix
30:35Well
30:42We need confirmation
30:46From Sister Bonifast
30:47Before we even
30:48Consider charging her
30:49So
30:50Technically
30:51She can still play
30:53Remember
30:55Rexy Poos
30:57If she was to play
31:00It would have to be
31:01Under police supervision
31:02Are you fine with that?
31:04Of course he is
31:05Right
31:06I'll start the car
31:08If you're not comfortable
31:13She was just a contestant
31:16So this is it
31:23The last ever challenge
31:25Joanna all set for the stage then
31:27Actually she's staying here
31:29She didn't fancy relocating
31:31So you're just going with Freddy?
31:34Yes
31:34Yes
31:35We fly out tonight
31:36That soon?
31:38They want to hit the ground running
31:39I'm sorry you're both not coming
31:42What about you Anne?
31:44You got anything lined up after this?
31:46Not yet
31:46Though my agent said
31:47People are always looking
31:48For pretty assistants
31:49Yeah that's not for you though
31:51Is it?
31:52You want to be in front of the camera
31:53And not to the side
31:53Even if that's true
31:55It'll never happen
31:57Don't be so sure
31:58All you need is one opportunity
32:00If you grab that
32:01There's
32:01There's no stopping you
32:02Well?
32:11I've run some TLC tests
32:13The dye components
32:14In the fibres of the hair ribbon
32:15Close but not conclusive
32:17Meaning?
32:19Well
32:19They're not a match
32:20So now what?
32:26And now it's our contestant's turn
32:29And after this challenge
32:31Whilst one of the pairs will be going home
32:33The other pair will take on
32:35The prized escalator
32:36So
32:37Without further ado
32:39Let the games begin
32:41You alright?
32:54I'm fine
32:55Of course
33:02Talk to me
33:25You know I didn't do this
33:29Felix
33:31I'm trying
33:32To concentrate
33:34Maybe I wasn't
33:36Completely honest
33:37That's putting things
33:39Mildly
33:41Freddie
33:45What do you want?
33:46What are you doing?
33:50So that's it then
34:00We just pretend like nothing's ever happened between us
34:02I don't know what you mean
34:05What I mean is
34:08I thought I was paired with someone I couldn't stand
34:11But then I got to know the real you
34:13Help me
34:20For crying out loud
34:21Malcolm
34:22Put the
34:22Don't come any closer
34:23That's it **
34:33ėģ¤ļæ½Äļæ½
34:33Do I want to know the
34:36If you look and see
34:38Are you kidding me?
34:39Or is there
34:42What the Ste kooper
34:42Are you kidding me?
34:43Come me
34:43Do I want to go
34:44I want to know the
34:44Your
34:45Look, deport
34:46Do I want to know the
34:46Way to meet you
34:47Or
34:48I don't know the
34:49I want to know the
34:49You check your
34:49I want to know the
34:50You check your
34:52What's ready?
35:14Wow, now that is how you do the tangle.
35:17Though personally, I prefer ballet.
35:20More to the point.
35:20Though I did try tap dancing once.
35:25Kept falling in the sink.
35:36How did you know?
35:39We found purple velvet fibres at the crime scene.
35:42Then I recalled how you smoked.
35:45And the cigarette case you carry with its purple interior.
35:48Malcolm, can you...
35:52Malcolm, if this is about a reference, then I can...
35:54I'll call them, or I can get you a better job.
35:57It's not about that. It's about him.
36:00It's about Archie.
36:03I know what happened on opportunity calls.
36:07Malcolm, what you said about Archie having stage fright that day,
36:11may we assume that Freddie had something to do with it.
36:16Last week, Archie called me.
36:19We hadn't spoken in years,
36:20because he'd gone off the rails when we stopped doing the act.
36:23He was drinking himself into an early grave.
36:26But he said before he went, he wanted to tell me the truth.
36:28Well, perhaps you can tell us now.
36:31Put that thing down.
36:31The night before opportunity calls, all the acts went out for a drink.
36:34We were chatting.
36:35When we got into the war, Archie never spoke about the war.
36:39But for some reason, that night he did.
36:42And he said that he was part of the rifle brigade.
36:45And I remember Freddie kept pushing, asking question after question.
36:49Because Archie was lying.
36:51And Freddie knew that, because it was his infantry.
36:54But why would Archie lie?
36:59Because it turned out that he was a conchie.
37:01Which makes sense, because he was a man that existed to make people smile.
37:06But Freddie knew what people would think.
37:08So he said to Archie to throw the performance,
37:11or he'd tell the world the truth.
37:13That was his way of getting rid of the competition.
37:15Get back!
37:16No, no, no, no, no.
37:17I know you're upset, but...
37:20I always thought you were the talented one.
37:23You know, I never thought he'd have even made it.
37:24We're not going to know now.
37:26Because you're swanning off to America, and he's in a box in the ground.
37:29Malcolm.
37:31Why don't you...
37:32Why don't you tell us what happened last night?
37:35Well, I went to confront him, and we argued about the job before,
37:39but that was nothing compared to this.
37:42Freddie, you're back.
37:44Like I said, it's my decision.
37:46I decide who stays, I decide who goes.
37:47It's my decision.
37:49Archie's dead.
37:53Hey?
37:55Archie.
37:56Who were you to perform with?
37:58Oh, yeah.
37:59That loser who bottled it on my TV.
38:03So you'll struggle to find anyone who cares.
38:05Oh, yeah.
38:16Oh, yeah.
38:17Look, I was so young.
38:41I was so stupid, Malcolm.
38:42If I could just take that back, then I...
38:43No, you wouldn't.
38:44You wouldn't because you'd happily destroy
38:46anybody that gets in your way,
38:47and somebody's got to put a stop to that.
38:50Think about Archie.
38:52The person you described.
38:55He was someone who wanted to make others happy,
38:59for whom violence was never the answer.
39:03For what you did to him.
39:05I know, but I've also no doubt
39:08that if he could see you now,
39:11consumed by such hatred,
39:14you killed Freddie,
39:16that's all that you and Archie will be remembered for.
39:19And given who he was,
39:21and what he so strongly believed in,
39:24he wouldn't want this.
39:28Malcolm.
39:28Malcolm.
39:29Malcolm.
39:29Malcolm.
39:29Pathetic.
39:49Hey, losers stuck in the past like that.
39:52Still,
39:53we got a plane to catch?
39:55No.
39:55No, we don't.
40:01You're not going to America, Freddie?
40:03Really?
40:05I'd best just go call Joanna.
40:07I'll save you the bother.
40:10I'm going to tell her everything,
40:11which means keeping the show here.
40:14Working on being the husband she deserves.
40:17Hey, Giles,
40:17let's not brush into any...
40:19Also,
40:20the move to America
40:21meant we never really need your UK contract.
40:24I think it's time for some new blood.
40:26No.
40:29What?
40:31Who could replace me?
40:35I think we've earned ourselves a drink.
40:37Oh, affirmative.
40:39Oh, but wait.
40:40Who made it to the prize escalator?
40:43There's been an arrest.
40:45Someone confessed.
40:46Look, I'm sorry about...
40:49No, I'm sorry.
40:52I wanted to be honest,
40:53but the more I got to know you,
40:55the more complicated things became.
40:58But now...
41:00If I'm being honest,
41:04after Victoria,
41:06I was sure I would never be able to do this again.
41:09Right.
41:11But after meeting you,
41:13I know I can.
41:16Just...
41:18Not yet.
41:25Right.
41:27You ready?
41:31An oil lamp.
41:33A fondue set?
41:35Yeah.
41:36A tea maker.
41:38A leather suitcase?
41:40Yeah.
41:40Yeah.
41:40Oh, I can't live there.
41:46That's it.
41:46You've won our big cash prize.
41:51Congratulations.
41:52Although, as our series does come to an end...
41:55So just for any time on the show,
41:57because there's a new host in town.
41:59Me.
42:00So I'll see you next time,
42:01when once again,
42:02we'll let the games begin.
42:03I'll see you next time.
42:06Cuts.
42:11Thank you, Mary Splendid.
42:18Well,
42:19seeing as my bear was defective...
42:21A toast,
42:33if you please,
42:35to a colleague of mine,
42:39one who has never shied away from a challenge,
42:43one who is totally committed to this constabulary,
42:47and has taught,
42:49even me,
42:52a thing or two about honour
42:53and humility.
42:56So,
42:57raise your glasses, please.
43:01To Rex.
43:04To Rex.
43:05To Rex.
43:12Don't worry,
43:13I'm sure you're now a great store of places.
43:15He's second finest member.
43:17Hmm.
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