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00:00:00Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:00:30Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:01:00Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:01:30Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:01:59Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:04Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:09Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:10Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:11Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:12Yeah, welcome to Play.
00:02:43I don't even bother.
00:02:44Boy is Playmaker.
00:02:46Edit stuff on that one too.
00:02:48Just like this one.
00:02:50Recon Specialist.
00:02:52It's Ramirez.
00:02:53It's Ramirez.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:55Oh.
00:02:56Oh.
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00:03:25Oh.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28They have backlash.
00:03:31Surf Witch.
00:03:35Default.
00:03:37Surf Demon.
00:03:40There you go.
00:03:45I don't.
00:03:46Let's see.
00:03:47Animates with Eliminations.
00:03:50Back when they actually told you.
00:03:52What the reaction was.
00:03:54Nice.
00:03:56Default.
00:03:58Fashion.
00:04:08There you go.
00:04:12Backlink.
00:04:161500 E-Box.
00:04:18Power Core.
00:04:21We have Default.
00:04:26Rogue.
00:04:27Rogue.
00:04:28There you go.
00:04:35And of course.
00:04:36If you really want to.
00:04:37You can actually now put a real.
00:04:41Guitar on her back.
00:04:44Eww.
00:04:462000 E-Box.
00:04:49Eww.
00:04:50This is still here.
00:04:54This is still here.
00:05:01Peacebacker is still here.
00:05:04Cheesefeet?
00:05:08Okay.
00:05:09That was so weird on so many levels.
00:05:16What is this show?
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19I was wondering.
00:05:22Eww.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:24No thank you.
00:05:25600 E-Box.
00:05:27Pe-
00:05:28The PJ Pepperoni.
00:05:30She already has pizza themed.
00:05:35The shoes on.
00:05:47There you go.
00:05:49And of course.
00:05:51Backlink.
00:05:52Cheesy.
00:05:52Cheese.
00:05:57Okay.
00:05:58They fall.
00:06:00It's like gold to me.
00:06:03And cheese.
00:06:05200 E-Box.
00:06:07We have Axa Roni.
00:06:08It had a V-Box.
00:06:23Extra cheese.
00:06:24Cheese.
00:06:38It probably says Uncle Pete's Pizza Pit.
00:06:53200 E-Box.
00:06:58Kyla.
00:07:06Lego.
00:07:07Lego.
00:07:08Babbling.
00:07:111200 E-Box.
00:07:14Devastator.
00:07:16It's just Jonesy with brown hair.
00:07:20800 E-Box.
00:07:23Midnight Ops.
00:07:30Another one with no babbling.
00:07:331200 E-Box.
00:07:35Lara.
00:07:38Lego.
00:07:49800 E-Box.
00:07:54Bryce.
00:07:543000.
00:07:55Fluent, sir.
00:07:56F-
00:07:57This is probably based on that damn robot from the 80s.
00:08:02That's the, well.
00:08:05The, uh.
00:08:08That's a future thing.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:17What?
00:08:25Lego.
00:08:26Lego.
00:08:26Equalizer reacts to music.
00:08:301200 E-Box.
00:08:31200 E-Box.
00:08:32Sizzle.
00:08:43800 E-Box.
00:08:44$100.
00:08:44$100.
00:08:44$100.
00:08:44$100.
00:08:45$100.
00:08:46$100.
00:08:46$100.
00:08:46$100.
00:08:48$100.
00:08:48$100.
00:08:48$100.
00:08:49$100.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:55First things first.
00:08:57Chapter 1, season 9.
00:08:59Lame.
00:09:02Chapter 2, season 7.
00:09:04Ah, doesn't even show and do anything.
00:09:06Rolling.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Guess I forgot to do that one.
00:09:122, season 7.
00:09:14I'm not doing that.
00:09:36I'm out of the box.
00:09:39Break heart blades.
00:09:42Ah.
00:09:44As soon as I can't tell whether it's a bot or not.
00:10:05I'm out of the box.
00:10:07Make it seem better.
00:10:14Ah.
00:10:19I was wondering what the difference was.
00:10:38I heard a re-box
00:10:43Okay
00:11:08I'll be back.
00:11:38Oh look, Captain America!
00:12:08Dad, please!
00:12:382,000 V-Box I had this on my manicure Ant-Man
00:12:52There you go
00:13:08This creepy- eugh
00:13:22What the fuck?
00:13:24I guess I didn't really pay attention to it
00:13:28Every other time it's been in the damn show
00:13:30Gotta be the most ugly goddamn thing
00:13:33I think that's a termite though
00:13:36Oh, wait a minute
00:13:38I think ants fly too
00:13:42Maybe
00:13:44Toothpick
00:13:46$1,800 V-Box
00:13:56Or you get them separate
00:13:58This is still here it is
00:14:00This is finally leaving
00:14:02Goodbye
00:14:04This is leaving
00:14:06This is still here
00:14:18This is still here
00:14:20This is still here
00:14:32This is still here
00:14:34This is still here
00:14:36An' a' a' a' a' a' a' a' a' a' c'est
00:14:38Oh, Chama Womba.
00:14:52I can't fuck down.
00:14:55I can't fuck down.
00:15:08I can't fuck down, but I ain't over there yet.
00:15:35It's still here.
00:15:36Anything new?
00:15:38Nope.
00:16:06I can't fuck down.
00:16:08I can't fuck down.
00:16:09I can't fuck down.
00:16:10I can't fuck down.
00:19:11Fuck me in all the way.
00:27:11Forgot.
00:27:35To matter of dismay, I had that weird outfit.
00:27:41I said to my utter dismay, I have that weird outfit.
00:27:54Would like to get two more wins, so I can get the damn glider for the damn mode.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:09Yeah, I have it on my main account.
00:28:12I got it early on.
00:28:16I got it early on.
00:28:19When they had bots.
00:28:21Oh no, I do think they still have bots.
00:28:32It's not much of a...
00:28:44Especially when I was able to ambush some of the people, and they didn't even turn around to shoot me.
00:28:50Which says bots.
00:28:58Discord can go to hell.
00:29:08Motherfucker!
00:29:08How do you have that many...
00:29:11How do you have that many...
00:29:11How do you have that many goddamn notifications?
00:29:19I said, how do you have that many notifications?
00:29:24Yes is not an answer.
00:29:26Goddamn, how many discords do you ever remember?
00:29:33Jeez me.
00:29:34I said, how many...
00:29:34Are you sure there's gonna be more stuff?
00:29:48I said, how many...
00:29:50what so what other things
00:30:20us
00:30:44late
00:30:47That weird skin
00:31:04Hey
00:31:11You can use
00:31:12Mysterio's pickaxes
00:31:15For Sunny
00:31:16They're green
00:31:19Or
00:31:22Oh shit, sorry
00:31:24Well you can still buy it
00:31:31It's gonna come out
00:31:32In eight months
00:31:33Were you there for Underworld?
00:31:43Were you there for
00:31:44The Greek season?
00:31:46The Underworlder guitar
00:31:51It's green
00:31:55Or you can have the drums
00:31:59From
00:32:00Sabrina
00:32:03I don't have that
00:32:09Besides, it looked like
00:32:15Something I would have
00:32:15Archived
00:32:16God damn
00:32:24Why don't you just use
00:32:26That's an actual guitar
00:32:28So she's
00:32:30Huh?
00:32:32What the hell?
00:32:50Eagle
00:32:51Eagle
00:32:52Eagle
00:32:54Oh hell no
00:33:03Oh hell no.
00:33:16Oh yeah, that was hilarious.
00:33:22Actually that was fucking funny as hell.
00:33:28Did you get Darth Jar Jar?
00:33:34Damn.
00:33:36That's just sad on so many levels.
00:33:38Oh shit.
00:33:41Oh wait, that was Xbox.
00:33:46That was funny as fuck.
00:33:53Who'd have thought Grimus would do the bird?
00:33:57Oh no.
00:34:00It's ball face.
00:34:04Oh.
00:34:06Makes it ten times more funnier.
00:34:19Really?
00:34:20Why do you think I don't really buy chapter 4 emotes?
00:34:34For what?
00:34:35I don't care about chapter 1 emotes.
00:34:41What is it?
00:34:44It is chapter 1 then.
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:50Season 4 is chapter 1!
00:34:52But besides, most of Fortnite's original emotes are kind of on the stupid side.
00:34:56I mean, locking up was stupid.
00:34:57I mean, what the hell is this?
00:35:03They want f...
00:35:04Do all these...
00:35:05Wait.
00:35:06It should be only 50 V-box.
00:35:10Cause it's so shittyly short.
00:35:11Proper nickel is stupid.
00:35:12Yo!
00:35:13They...
00:35:14Any else?
00:35:15What?
00:35:16What?
00:35:17I mean, what the hell is this?
00:35:18I mean, what the hell is this?
00:35:21They want f...
00:35:22Do all these...
00:35:23Wait.
00:35:24what?
00:35:25They want f...
00:35:26I mean, there's even a more blank.
00:35:27They need a more blank.
00:35:28I mean...
00:35:29it should be only 50 V-box.
00:35:30Cause it's so shittyly short.
00:35:31Proper nickel is stupid.
00:35:36Yo, they...
00:35:41Any else?
00:35:42What?
00:35:47What'd you say?
00:35:52I know what that is it's a it's a fried chicken place so what I don't watch shit
00:36:08like that I don't watch shit like that and no thank you don't care
00:36:37Samuel L. Jackson's better
00:36:45I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on his motherfucking plane
00:36:54that fucker likes saying motherfucker
00:36:58it was his favorite word in the world motherfucker
00:37:05huh
00:37:10why
00:37:15the funny part is I like somebody that I used to know
00:37:24but the choreography is stupid as fuck
00:37:27I have no idea what they were thinking when they did that
00:37:34don't really care
00:37:40they're knockoff lightsabers
00:37:47ok
00:37:48you couldn't even get an actual lightsaber
00:37:53yes
00:37:56for what
00:38:08for what
00:38:10the fuck
00:38:16for what show
00:38:24could you at least answer
00:38:31because I didn't understand what you said when you said it twice
00:38:34hey
00:38:41Macarena
00:38:43oh you bought choppa
00:38:52or choppa or the hell that's
00:38:54he bought the damn bottle
00:38:59Zadie
00:39:07I bought shit when it was in the damn shop
00:39:27of course when this originally came out I didn't like the sped up version
00:39:34huh
00:39:45huh
00:39:47huh
00:39:55What did you say go?
00:40:23Why didn't you say, go fuck a fish?
00:40:46Ah! Oh my god, this is not account. I'm having issues on my main account.
00:40:53The jump button is not acknowledged at all.
00:41:03Shark, shark, shark!
00:41:06Shark!
00:41:13To what?
00:41:14Yes, I know.
00:41:15Would you-
00:41:17Wow.
00:41:18I guess I get the choice of buying shit now.
00:41:24Well, you don't need to worry about that shit anymore.
00:41:37Now it's not the Pink Ranger.
00:41:43Ugh.
00:41:44What the fuck are you doing, bitch?
00:41:47What the fuck are you doing, bitch?
00:41:50That's my bitch.
00:42:02Time to put the dog down.
00:42:04I put the dog down.
00:42:07The dog went to hell.
00:42:11Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:42:16Hey, bitch.
00:42:18Hey, bitch.
00:42:22Oh my god, what the-
00:42:24Oh, it's you.
00:42:26I was like, what the hell?
00:42:29My bad.
00:42:30My bad.
00:42:50How's that at Star Wars?
00:42:51Eh.
00:42:52Still not good.
00:42:53Isn't it?
00:42:55Isn't that Marvel?
00:42:56No, Mephisto.
00:43:00No, Mephisto.
00:43:04Oh, it's like-
00:43:05Ok, I thought you said Mephisto.
00:43:13You do.
00:43:14Apparently.
00:43:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:43:22What the hell?
00:43:25God dammit, they removed it!
00:43:28Don't care.
00:43:31Go try to kick that bitch off the damn face of the planet.
00:43:39My friend has came up with a great insult for them.
00:43:43Poser rangers!
00:43:45Go, go, PoserRanger!
00:43:54Oh?
00:43:59Eww.
00:44:00You wanna see the stuff that's disgusting as hell?
00:44:12Well, we should see what these motherfuckers are eating.
00:44:18Come over here and look at what's on their food, on their hot food tray.
00:44:28Need to be disgusting in five seconds flat.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:44Protein!
00:44:49Hehehehe.
00:44:52Ah, shit.
00:44:54Goddammit!
00:44:55I was about to say, there ain't no bugs.
00:45:00I've seen so many people complain that...
00:45:05They're calling the bugs.
00:45:09When they're not.
00:45:15Oh, shit.
00:45:16Goddammit!
00:45:17Why does he get the stupid pop on the other side?
00:45:22Why do I keep jumping?
00:45:36I'm coming your way.
00:45:59I'm coming your way.
00:46:14Would you fucking come over here?
00:46:19I'm worried.
00:46:23That's all what- that's what bots do.
00:46:26Would you hurry up?
00:46:29Oh! I thought they
00:46:34vaulted those damn things.
00:46:37Something about
00:46:38something about fall damage.
00:46:46It's the juniors, right?
00:46:52That's what they're complaining.
00:46:53That's what Fortnite has on their status.
00:46:57Fortnite status Twitter page.
00:46:59It literally says they vaulted them because they, uh, fall damage.
00:47:09Hmm. That's weird.
00:47:10Ooh. Make it.
00:47:24Freebie.
00:47:29I have no idea.
00:47:30I have no idea.
00:47:34Torture him.
00:47:40Buh-bye.
00:47:44He's been Thanos'd.
00:47:48Thanos'd.
00:47:49Don't use Star Wars insults.
00:47:53I don't mind Marvel.
00:47:57Eugh.
00:48:03Meh.
00:48:05I really miss the damn Star Wars guns.
00:48:11They would've made more sense.
00:48:12I didn't use the snipers.
00:48:23I didn't use the snipers.
00:48:32There's very few instances where I've used a sniper.
00:48:37I was in the air.
00:48:42What's in that?
00:48:53What's in that?
00:48:54Looks like EVX is going to be a quest skin, according to one of the leakers.
00:49:13At least that's what it looks like, I'm not really sure.
00:49:19Huh, that's weird, I- Why?
00:49:40Don't they have their own shitty ass goddamn skin?
00:49:47Yes you do, yes you do, the swish has its own damn skin.
00:50:00That's not double helix, is it?
00:50:03It was a girl with a hat.
00:50:11That's a swish skin.
00:50:18Sham- Samus?
00:50:21That's Nintendo dumbass.
00:50:24And no, Nintendo, Nintendo's never, never, Nintendo's never gonna allow their shit to be put into Fortnite.
00:50:38Exclusive to Nintendo.
00:50:45Exactly.
00:50:46So it'd be a default to everyone else.
00:50:52Oh, they must've, Fortnite must've pissed, I mean, Nintendo must've pissed off Fortnite.
00:51:06as well.
00:51:07Since the last galaxy skin came to the item shop.
00:51:13Nah, that skin's fugly as hell.
00:51:20Ew, you have no taste.
00:51:26That skin's fucking ugly.
00:51:27All those exclusive skins?
00:51:33Most of them which were ugly.
00:51:40Grandma got killed by a bullet.
00:51:47While running away from everyone else.
00:51:54You know, at least she couldn't do is let me get a kill.
00:51:59You know, at least she couldn't do is let me get a kill.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:06I don't know.
00:52:07I don't know.
00:52:08I don't know.
00:52:09I don't know.
00:52:10I don't know.
00:52:11I don't know.
00:52:12I don't know.
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:14I don't know.
00:52:15I don't know.
00:52:16You know, at least she couldn't do is let me get a kill.
00:52:17So, no.
00:52:18Best llama ever!
00:52:22Hahaha.
00:52:23She just pirated herself.
00:52:37What's up?
00:52:47BITCH STAY DAD!
00:53:01It's called BITCH STAY THE HELL DAD!
00:53:08She can't say that though, of course.
00:53:11She ain't got the brains.
00:53:15She came back from the dead cause she's a bitch.
00:53:20She a bitch.
00:53:28No, that's your mom.
00:53:34She's a portable bitch.
00:53:38They had this, uh, story.
00:53:48Where this woman pissed off an elephant.
00:53:51He killed her!
00:53:53They killed her!
00:53:56And they came back from the funeral and stomped the damn hell in the casket!
00:54:00She tried to steal the baby from him!
00:54:10I was like, yeah, that's...
00:54:14I was like, what the hell?
00:54:16She was already dead!
00:54:17The bitch had to be stomped to death after death!
00:54:20Yeah!
00:54:21So I figured it had to be something really stupid to piss off an elephant.
00:54:29Apparently she tried to steal its baby's el- the- steal the-
00:54:34Nope.
00:54:35And she was like, fuck you!
00:54:36Oh!
00:54:37I can do best!
00:54:38Only the best!
00:54:39There we go.
00:54:40There we go.
00:54:41There was a wrecker?
00:54:42I forgot it was epic.
00:54:43Don't care.
00:54:44Don't care.
00:54:45Don't care.
00:54:47Oh!
00:54:48Oh!
00:54:49I can do best!
00:54:50Only the best!
00:55:00There we go.
00:55:03There was a wrecker?
00:55:04I forgot it was epic.
00:55:05Don't care.
00:55:06Oh!
00:55:08Don't care.
00:55:09Oh!
00:55:10Yeah!
00:55:11One of the leekers actually thought this damn wolf statue was gonna come to life!
00:55:29He literally said that the- the statue was gonna come to life!
00:55:34I was like, what the hell?
00:55:41The what?
00:55:47You do realize most of the NPCs are non-killable.
00:55:58Oh, Fortnite probably got sick and tired of it.
00:56:04But, you can't actually go and kill that damn bitch over at- no.
00:56:19Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:56:22Stay there, my bitches.
00:56:27Stay there, hoes.
00:56:34I has high ground.
00:56:40Nope, that's the name of the bot.
00:56:55I has high ground.
00:56:57I've got the high ground, bitch.
00:57:04I've got the high ground, bitch.
00:57:11Damn it, I wish there was another one.
00:57:26I could've used it to destroy the city over here.
00:57:33You need to leave me some kills.
00:57:41I'm gonna kick you, cause...
00:57:44You're screwing me over.
00:57:48I'm going to break my floor.
00:58:03Whee!
00:58:04Oh, what!
00:58:05Oh, thank you.
00:58:10The fuck?
00:58:21Ah, I'm kicking you.
00:58:28I just robbed a register.
00:58:35Got you.
00:58:50That's because...
00:58:51That's...
00:58:53That's because the storm was coming.
00:58:57He knows it.
00:59:01Stay down to run from the storm.
00:59:03Some of them do.
00:59:06Some don't.
00:59:14Oh, 15 meter crawl.
00:59:15I'm gonna go for...
00:59:28I'm gonna go for...
00:59:40I'm gonna go for...
00:59:42Pass...
00:59:43No, what is that damn thing called?
00:59:49Get the...
00:59:50Okay, quest.
00:59:53Collections.
00:59:54...
00:59:56Do...
01:00:09Okay...
01:00:10So...
01:00:11I'm gonna go for...
01:00:11I'm going for whatever you want...
01:00:12I'm going for a...
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