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00:01:58Miguel seems to think I'm mistreating him.
00:02:00Still, he's revealed the extent to which Catalina fears your quest for revenge.
00:02:06She has three death squads dotted around Liberty, whose sole job is to hunt you down.
00:02:12Act as the bait, and get the death squads to follow you to Pike Creek, where some of my men will be waiting for them.
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00:03:12With our three-step program, you'll rediscover romance guarantees.
00:03:17Hi, my name's Phil.
00:03:19I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage.
00:03:21My love life is going to stay, even before my wife's car accident.
00:03:25Then I called New Beginnings.
00:03:27Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married.
00:03:29But on Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike.
00:03:33See? The passion she's back.
00:03:35Phil's marriage is safe, and his kids will have a daddy to look up to.
00:03:39Call New Beginnings today, 5-5-5-9-2-9-2.
00:03:43It will be a miracle, I guarantee it.
00:03:46Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn an ending into a new beginning.
00:03:53Mom, there's a package for you.
00:03:55But I didn't order anything. What's this? How sweet.
00:04:00Jewelikers, it's a puppy!
00:04:02Everyone goes to me.
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00:04:09My God!
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00:04:13Wreckly!
00:04:39Have a good day.
00:04:40My God!
00:04:41My God!
00:04:42Have a good day.
00:04:43I want to walk away from your car.
00:04:45I want to walk away from normal.
00:04:46For a little breakfast!
00:04:47Or lunch.
00:04:48So I go up to the car and wait, like, a dollar and a five-week.
00:04:51So I get out my truck book.
00:04:53And that guy's private.
00:04:54It's like, oh, come on, ladies.
00:04:55Can I have $5?
00:04:56And I said, as a matter of fact, I don't!
00:05:00I spent my last $2 last night flying gas at the ridiculous gas prices, and besides, who are you anyway?
00:05:07Can't you see that I'm wearing my eyewitness shirt shirt? People are so considerate.
00:05:13Well, you'll get no argument from me. I mean, I get every inconsiderate moron in Liberty City calling into this show.
00:05:19I mean, people think that I have no feelings whatsoever.
00:05:21Exactly! Another perfect example.
00:05:24The other day, I'm over at the hospital to have lunch with my girlfriend to read, and this maniac comes right up on my bumper, clacking his lights, and I'm like,
00:05:34Hey guys, the lights are red. You can't just come up behind me, honking, clacking his lights.
00:05:39Then he gets over this megaphone and says to the woman in the field, my botched monstrosity, please move to the side.
00:05:46Can you believe it? I mean, a megaphone rigged into their car.
00:05:50People are so agonistic. And rude. I mean, I felt my nannies teach my kids some manners.
00:05:58You know...
00:05:58What do you find?
00:06:01Hey, hold on, nannies!
00:06:04Nannies!
00:06:07Defense, no report.
00:06:08No, no nannies. Let's go to our next caller, all right.
00:06:11Colonel James T, United States Marine Corps, 2nd Battalion.
00:06:15Laszlo, that collar made a ruling family.
00:06:17These kids today have no respect for authority.
00:06:20And there is one thing that will put them into shame.
00:06:23Let me guess. The military.
00:06:26That's right. The military teaches you respect, obedience, and it gives you a good pigeon.
00:06:31These kids that thought they were going to be millionaires, look where this is.
00:06:35The highway has gotten them.
00:06:38Nowhere. It's a dead end.
00:06:40Uncle Sam takes care of it, boys.
00:06:41And some girls.
00:06:43If more people would join the military, this would be a better country.
00:06:46I tell you, I don't have a thing about respect.
00:06:48These kids don't respect veterans.
00:06:50Watch it!
00:06:51We fought for your freedom.
00:06:52When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a hero's welcome.
00:06:57I didn't get a pat on the back from my friends and neighbors saying thanks for fighting for our freedom, Jane.
00:07:02And after years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV.
00:07:05Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American War was?
00:07:08I mean, I really never heard of it.
00:07:09God, not another one.
00:07:11Have you read a history book lately, son?
00:07:14The Australian-American War was the biggest war since the big one.
00:07:17I tell you, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head so I can come back here and have a bunch of hippies.
00:07:24Deny history.
00:07:25Those Aussies are ruthless.
00:07:27They even wired kangaroos with explosives.
00:07:28Come hoppin' in a...
00:07:29All right, let's go over here.
00:07:34Hello, caller.
00:07:35You're on Chatterbox.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Is that the last one?
00:07:38Yes, it is.
00:07:39Who's this?
00:07:39My name ain't important.
00:07:41It's real unimportant, okay?
00:07:43Uh, no, not really.
00:07:44I mean, this is a radio show.
00:07:45People usually tell us their name.
00:07:47My name is real unimportant.
00:07:50And you want to keep being a wise guy, you'll find out just how unimportant.
00:07:54Like, unimportant, I just got shot in the head.
00:07:58Unimportant.
00:07:58Do I make myself clear?
00:08:00Uh, yes.
00:08:01Why are you calling in today?
00:08:03Because I need some advice.
00:08:05And I ain't done any of that shrink shit.
00:08:07If you swear again, we're gonna have to cut you off.
00:08:10This is a family show.
00:08:11Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:08:13I'm just a little unhappy.
00:08:14I've been agitated.
00:08:16Real angry.
00:08:16It's my mom.
00:08:18She don't think I'm a real man.
00:08:20Can you imagine that?
00:08:21I mean, I do a man's job and all, but she treats me like a little boy.
00:08:25All I get is your pa this and your pa that and you ain't a real man, Tony.
00:08:30And it's driving me freaking nuts.
00:08:32Well, Tony.
00:08:34Tony?
00:08:34How'd you know my name was Tony?
00:08:36You're tracing this call?
00:08:37Because if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted with what your brains look like.
00:08:43My name ain't Tony.
00:08:45Okay?
00:08:45Uh, okay.
00:08:46But my mom, she keeps coming.
00:08:49All I know is be a real man standing up for yourself those days or anything.
00:08:53But all I do is to be a good son.
00:08:55And I want you to show that she can't.
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00:13:58selling it on the street corners the cartel have a front company the copper coffee house
00:14:04they've been selling spank through the street stalls we have no choice but to put these drug
00:14:09stands out of operation smash them to splinters
00:14:13from cedar grove is on the line and she wants to talk about how difficult it is being a parent today
00:14:35hello jane hi lazlo i love the show i'm a first time caller i wanted to say something about these
00:14:39video games they are warping our kids my son's dog hugo got hit by a truck and he said mommy mommy
00:14:45with the reset button kids these days they think life is a game well it's not a game right it is
00:14:50very very serious i let my kids play video games and now he runs around the house looking for gold
00:14:55coins this is teaching our children to go chase money my little fans are playing this video game
00:15:00called logo the monkey yeah i've heard of that one the shop teacher called me today and sam made a
00:15:06homemade bananas shop class and we'll be bobbing across the street at a fast food restaurant and
00:15:11it's all because of video games lazlo life does not have a reset button right but this show does
00:15:16i love that button you know it's never a dull moment on this show especially if you're in our key
00:15:22demographic love media bringing people and the finest energy all right hello next caller you're on
00:15:29shatterbox i want to talk about that spank it's no problem hello it's me you pansy what's your
00:15:39question spank spank spank spank what about it i mean that's not really a question questions usually
00:15:45start with words like how and why and again with your voice going up like this don't mock me i know
00:15:51where you work you're just like all the rats how's that
00:15:53leave me alone
00:15:58have you been reading that tells you that your face is evil
00:16:04tetris the devil and the great cavity cover-up by jay phil higginbottom if you've seen what i've seen
00:16:08and you've heard what i've heard you never brush it into the man
00:16:11i suppose you're one of those people that says that diet soda makes you go crazy later in life
00:16:16i told you before man don't mock me my taxes pay your salary you pansy sir uh this is a commercial
00:16:22radio station owned by love media advertising revenue paid my salary and on that note it's
00:16:27been two full minutes since a commercial but i'd like to say if anyone else is stressed might i
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00:17:20realities tonight the tv event that will make history liberty city survivor this takes reality tv to a
00:17:28whole new level we'll take 20 recently pearl guys equip them with grenade launchers and flame
00:17:33throwers and let them hunt each other down it's the reality show where you just might be part of the
00:17:38action i was grabbing a sandwich at the happy blimp and all of a sudden these guys crashed through
00:17:43the window and started shooting at each other i was so excited i didn't even notice i've been hit
00:17:47after that i was hooked on liberty city survival i watch it every day in the hospital the game
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00:21:19All right, that's nothing.
00:21:35Hey, my cops!
00:21:36Next to your responsible members of Spidey, you don't understand.
00:21:39Why, you fool?
00:21:43Stop!
00:21:44The orange system has its elemental power I find liberating and sexy.
00:21:51I'm not ashamed to say it.
00:21:52Okay, thanks for calling.
00:21:54Now that we've lost 98% of our audience, let's reward the other 2% with a commercial.
00:21:58When we come back, we'll have a special studio guest.
00:22:01Special because he advertises on this radio station.
00:22:04Remember, it's not a conflict of interest if we own all the radio stations in town.
00:22:08We'll be right back after this message.
00:22:15Hey, I just won the Nobel Peace!
00:22:18Some wonder if Rasslin's on the back.
00:22:20More Americans are realizing if you don't have the latest and greatest technological devices, you will fall behind.
00:22:26I didn't upgrade my personal organizer, and two days later I was diagnosed with a terminal illness!
00:22:32That's exa-
00:22:33That's exa-
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00:22:41Oh
00:23:07Trying to kill us off
00:23:11Oh
00:23:15Oh
00:23:17This here is the founder of Fernando's New Beginnings
00:23:19A revolutionary new way of saving your marriage
00:23:21Fernando, welcome. The pleasure is mine, Laszlo
00:23:23It is an honor to be here
00:23:25I feel blessed. Ah, thanks
00:23:27So, tell me about Fernando's New Beginnings
00:23:29Truly, Laszlo, it is a miracle
00:23:31A blessing
00:23:33It is a revolution in the marriage guidance
00:23:35For my people, marriage
00:23:37Is, how do you say, sacred
00:23:39The bond between the father and the
00:23:41I got your number
00:23:43Give me this shi-
00:23:49Come on, man
00:23:51A 100% thing imaginable
00:23:53Like a church
00:23:54Yet, for it to be a happy marriage
00:23:56It must also be like a brother
00:23:58The woman, she must be many, many arts
00:24:00Be skilled in making house
00:24:01Cooking
00:24:02Changing the diapers on the babies
00:24:04And
00:24:05She must also be a whore
00:24:07A vixen in the bedroom
00:24:09Imaginative
00:24:10Exotic
00:24:11Constantly fresh
00:24:12It is impossible
00:24:14You change diapers
00:24:15And then you are a Frenchman
00:24:16Fernando thinks not
00:24:17Fernando
00:24:18Knows not
00:24:19Well, I mean, you know
00:24:20It's an age-old problem
00:24:21How do you keep the excitement in America?
00:24:23Excitement, exactly
00:24:25Passion
00:24:26Danger
00:24:27How, Laszlo
00:24:28How?
00:24:29Tell me how
00:24:30And I give you
00:24:31A big, big kiss
00:24:32Like I gave a woman
00:24:33But I'm not going to give you a big kiss
00:24:36Not a kiss like I gave a woman
00:24:37Or even a donkey
00:24:38Because
00:24:39Because
00:24:40Because
00:24:41You do not know
00:24:42Well, I mean, in this case
00:24:43Ignorance
00:24:44Kind of seems like bliss
00:24:45I
00:24:46I wasn't really up for kissing on air
00:24:47I mean
00:24:48Am I not attractive?
00:24:50Am I not irresistible?
00:24:51Even to you?
00:24:52Well, no matter
00:24:53Why at least
00:24:54Why at least
00:25:00Excuse me
00:25:01I was talking how to say
00:25:02Hypothetically
00:25:03To make me all personal
00:25:05It's a bit different
00:25:06If I say
00:25:07Imagine if your wife was ugly
00:25:09You can nod your head
00:25:10But if I say
00:25:11Hey Laszlo
00:25:12Your wife
00:25:13She looked like yesterday's dinner
00:25:14After I eat
00:25:15You not so happy
00:25:16It's a bit different
00:25:17Anyway
00:25:18The marriage
00:25:19Is impossible Laszlo
00:25:21If a man was born an angel
00:25:23Maybe
00:25:24Impossible
00:25:25But a man
00:25:26Is born
00:25:27A man
00:25:28And a man with knees
00:25:30He needs a woman
00:25:31To tuck his babies into the bed
00:25:33But for his bed
00:25:34He needs something else
00:25:35Dancing magical
00:25:36And three
00:25:37Sweating
00:25:38So he starts flirting with his secretary
00:25:40Takes her out for a drink
00:25:41One thing leads to another
00:25:42And before you know it
00:25:43He's found all kinds of uses for the office furniture
00:25:46Exactly Laszlo
00:25:47I know what you are like
00:25:49I see it in your eyes
00:25:50A wonderer
00:25:51A dreamer
00:25:52A man who has knees
00:25:53But an idiot
00:25:54And I can save you
00:25:55And I can save your marriage
00:25:56Is that it?
00:25:57My marriage doesn't mean saving
00:25:58Hey
00:25:59Hey
00:26:00Hey
00:26:01You are the one mentioning the pretty assistant and the office furniture
00:26:02And the eye
00:26:03But I'm not my friend
00:26:04Listen Laszlo
00:26:05And listen very closely
00:26:06Your marriage is a gift
00:26:07They are present for me
00:26:08Leave me alone
00:26:09Leave me alone
00:26:10Leave me alone
00:26:11Make him say what you say
00:26:12What you say
00:26:13What you say
00:26:14What you say
00:26:15What you say
00:26:16What you say
00:26:17What you say
00:26:18What you say
00:26:19Stylebirds and the dirty panties and the squirmy brush
00:26:21And who knows what else
00:26:22He's not thinking marriage back
00:26:23He's thinking about what you think about your pretty assistant
00:26:24You already know that
00:26:25See?
00:26:26Go on
00:26:27But Laszlo
00:26:28What if you act on your fantasy
00:26:29Or your little secretary
00:26:30What you say
00:26:31What you say
00:26:32What you say
00:26:33What you say
00:26:34What you say
00:26:35Ah
00:26:36Go on
00:26:37But Laszlo
00:26:38What if you act on your fantasy
00:26:39What your little secretary
00:26:40Is your little girl
00:26:41Oh my God
00:26:42What are you saying
00:26:43You're smiling
00:26:44What then my friend
00:26:45What that
00:26:46Umm
00:26:47I get a sexual harassment
00:26:48If you are lucky
00:26:49But you
00:26:50More likely
00:26:51Your marriage is ruined
00:26:52Your sweetheart
00:26:53She hates you
00:26:54Your pretty secretary
00:26:55She wants you to be her man. You're back into square one. My friend you and a thousand men like you. For me, once it was so.
00:27:04But then one day, I was driving my car and I realized, Fernando, you are blessed. You are a miracle.
00:27:10A thousand miracles rolled into one. You saved the marriage and saved the man.
00:27:16You don't put the marriage first and you don't put the man first. Maybe you call it man marriage.
00:27:22Then I think to myself, oh, this is a bad name. It sounds really good.
00:27:26Then I think, we call it Fernando's new beginning. Because that is what it means. A new beginning.
00:27:33So, how does this work? It is a miracle, I saw. A miracle. A man...
00:27:48Oh my God!
00:27:50Oh my God!
00:27:52You know who I am!
00:27:54What, with you? That kind of sounds like a limited market.
00:27:57Pastor, you are very friendless. I don't like that. But no, that would be passion for life.
00:28:02You know who I am!
00:28:04Passion for women, which he can take home to his wife of mine.
00:28:08What, so you act like a pimp?
00:28:10Not a pimp with a man. A savior. In a controlled environment, I reintroduced the man to the pleasure he has lost. To the miracles that he learned. And truly, the results are remarkable. With my unique counseling, a thousand marriages have been saved, and a million more could be saved every day.
00:28:30And, and, and do the wives know about this? In their hearts, Laszlo, they know they have been saved.
00:28:36Uh, okay.
00:28:37My toolbox!
00:28:38Now I don't feel sick every time I open my eyes.
00:28:42See, Laszlo? You see? I remember Jerry so well. He come in, he is like a broken man.
00:28:48I don't feel sick every time I open my eyes.
00:28:53See, Laszlo? You see? I remember Jerry so well. He come in, he is like a broken man.
00:28:59Like a half a man. A man, if you will. He has no ending. And, he's married, he is killing him. Where is the passion? She is gone. Replaced by ugliness.
00:29:09You see, Laszlo? Mrs. Jerry, she's not a pretty lady. She's more like an offender.
00:29:15Nine. He feels no pride in himself. He has no pride in his marriage. He is ashamed of this wonderful lady who bears him so many young.
00:29:36He feels no pride in himself. He has no pride in his marriage. He is ashamed of this wonderful lady who bears him so many young. And he comes to me and he cries, Fernando, save my marriage. I love my wife, even though she is a fat worker. And I say, Jerry, you are a man. It is a man's duty to love his wife, even if she is like a farmer. And now, Jerry is saved.
00:30:01By sleeping with other women. Whatever it takes, save a beautiful union. A blessing. A beautiful union by an adulterer and Queen Kong. That's great. So, uh, who's on the line now?
00:30:15Hi, Les Moe. This is Janet. I love the show and always wanted to call in. It really offended me today. Who is this gutter trash you have to...
00:30:31Very pretty, angry, and a little bit of a low enough, but very pretty lady. This is the thing, as well. The women they think in New Beginnings is only for men.
00:30:47But no, it is for women too. For Janice, if her husband goes to New Beginnings, she thinks, you're wonderful all over again.
00:30:54And in this dream case, maybe she comes to work for me. And she gets a New Beginnings herself.
00:31:00She discovers the excitement of a fashion hall for herself. This is Janet. She'll call me.
00:31:05Now listen. Don't try to pimp out my listeners.
00:31:12That is a very early word. A travesty.
00:31:20What is it, Leo?
00:31:22Watch yourself, buddy.
00:31:23Because for my people, we take these issues very personally.
00:31:27And then, you no longer Mr. Talk Show.
00:31:29You Mr. Hooker at my tongue.
00:31:31Who are your people anyway? I know. Which exotic location do you come from?
00:31:36I am. I am Latin.
00:31:38Latin is a big place there, buddy. Where in Latin?
00:31:41I do not need to listen to these insults. I have pride. I have a calling.
00:31:45Many are called, but few are chosen, my friend.
00:31:48And I was called and chosen to work a miracle.
00:31:53So, where were you called from, Fernando?
00:31:56From upstay, okay? To happy money now?
00:31:58I'm not real Latin, but I provide real Latin passion.
00:32:02I work the miracles every day.
00:32:05Listen, wives, children, if your husband, if your daddy, if he's not happy, send him to me, Fernando.
00:32:10In exchange for a few hours a week, I give you the world.
00:32:13Get off. Get lost. You're just a cheap pimp from upstate. Get out of my studio.
00:32:17I saved your daddy. I saved your husband. It is a miracle.
00:32:21Get out of here.
00:32:22It's a miracle.
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00:32:38And now it's time.
00:32:40For gets old, I'm Laszlo with open ears and a closed mind.
00:32:57Hello, you're on the air. What's your name?
00:32:59I wanted to talk about spanking.
00:33:01Oh, God. Not another one.
00:33:02I think spanking is the only way to teach them right and wrong.
00:33:06So, you think that teaching kids at an early age that violence is the solution to problems
00:33:11will make them valuable members of our society?
00:33:14Exactly.
00:33:15I knew you'd understand, Laszlo.
00:33:17My daddy used to walk the tar out of me.
00:33:19He wanted to...
00:33:20I wouldn't be where I am today if my daddy had to beat me in this.
00:33:37What are you talking about?
00:33:39Man, I'm starting...
00:33:41All right, let's go over to this line.
00:33:56Hello, caller. You are on the air.
00:33:58Are you sane?
00:33:59Are you a sane caller?
00:34:01Absolutely, Laszlo.
00:34:02Killer bees.
00:34:03Killer bees.
00:34:04Yes, killer bees.
00:34:05Did you know that if the current migration goes to you, we will all be dead in three years?
00:34:10Did you want to become a bee stepper?
00:34:12I don't.
00:34:12That's why we must act now.
00:34:14Killer bees must...
00:34:15Leave me alone.
00:34:20Ah, but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants.
00:34:23You can't kill them.
00:34:25They're like sheep.
00:34:26They're going to take over.
00:34:27All right, thanks, caller.
00:34:28Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you?
00:34:31Call now.
00:34:31Chatterbox, hello. You're on the air.
00:34:33Uh, yeah.
00:34:35Do we tighten it some more now or just wait for it to turn black and fall off?
00:34:44Give it a quick prod.
00:34:47Oh, what is that gooey yellow stuff?
00:34:50Hey, babe!
00:34:51My handyman.
00:34:53I was bored, so I came over to keep Asuka company.
00:34:56She's got the makings of a natural, this girl.
00:34:59She's managed to extract this little gem from our guest.
00:35:02There is a plane coming in to Francis International in two hours' time.
00:35:06It is full of Catalina's poison.
00:35:08You can avoid airport security by getting a boat out to the runway light buoys
00:35:13and shooting the plane down on its approach.
00:35:16Collect the cargo from the debris and stash it.
00:35:19Oh, you be careful now, okay, baby?
00:35:22Now try the chili oil.
00:35:23You're the liar.
00:35:34Liar, liar, pants on fire.
00:35:35What are you? Are you three years old?
00:35:37Laszlo's a liar. Laszlo's a liar.
00:35:39I bet that isn't even your real name.
00:35:41Shut up.
00:35:41You shut up.
00:35:42Stupid.
00:35:43Nanny, nanny, boo-boo.
00:35:44Get your head to the gym.
00:35:45Oh, we're going to commercials.
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00:36:24All right, we're back on Chatterbox.
00:36:26Let's go to the Chatterline here.
00:36:28Hello, caller.
00:36:29You're on Chatterbox.
00:36:31Laszlo, I just wanted to make your viewers aware that...
00:36:33Okay, now, this is a radio show.
00:36:35We don't have viewers.
00:36:36We have listeners.
00:36:37Uh, okay.
00:36:38Anyway, Laszlo, I just wanted to make your viewers aware
00:36:41the first International Puppetry Festival is next month at the fairgrounds, bro.
00:36:46If you're interested in becoming a puppet master or a ventriloquist,
00:36:50you should definitely come down, dude.
00:36:51It's going to be totally killer.
00:36:53I wasn't aware that there was much demand for puppet shows these days.
00:36:56Oh, man.
00:36:57Have you been living under a rock, bro?
00:36:59Guys with puppets are getting chicks.
00:37:01I take my monkey puppet to the park all the time.
00:37:03We play hacky sack together.
00:37:05It's rad.
00:37:05But anyway, dude, at the International Puppetry Festival,
00:37:08we'll be having workshops on finger puppets, too.
00:37:11I'd love to turn you the pinky, me bury the thumb.
00:37:14String puppets.
00:37:25Bill to our ad sales department.
00:37:27But here's someone who has.
00:37:28And they paid us in stacks of old groats and gold guineas.
00:37:32We'll be back after this.
00:37:34Do you live in the boring suburbs but dream of living in a lonely castle on a windswept
00:37:39moor?
00:37:40Do you long to trade in your sweatsuit for a hundred-pound suit of armor and swap your
00:37:44SUV for a noble stout?
00:37:46Do you eat right away at dinners, all the while wishing you were roasting a suckling pig
00:37:51at a pagan banquet?
00:37:52Is your next ideal home improvement a boat?
00:37:54Well, get ready, Liberty City.
00:37:56This weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park, it's the Medieval Millennium Fair.
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00:38:48All right, Liberty City, you are listening to Chatterbox, the show that is the number
00:38:53one reason for the success of the internet.
00:38:56All right, let's take a call.
00:38:57Who's on the line?
00:38:58Clothes.
00:38:59What about them?
00:39:01Clothes.
00:39:02What are you talking about?
00:39:03What are you talking about?
00:39:05Clothes.
00:39:10What were you going at, Paul?
00:39:13Hey, thank you, Abby.
00:39:15Hey, Paul, what are you doing?
00:39:18Well, I mean, I guess a lion has two distinct advantages over you.
00:39:28One, I mean, it's, as you say, a king, and therefore it can exercise its royal prerogative
00:39:31to not wear clothes.
00:39:32And two, it's a cat, and therefore it doesn't have to.
00:39:35And three, I mean, now that I think about it, if you want to try to dress a lion, you
00:39:39can.
00:39:39I mean, I guess what we're learning is that life can be a little unfair at times.
00:39:43These shoes are new!
00:40:00Free speech, free expression.
00:40:07No, of course you don't.
00:40:08All you believe in is free drinks.
00:40:10I'm naked, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
00:40:13I'm naked, and I feel so good.
00:40:15What about winter?
00:40:16What do you mean?
00:40:17You know, I mean, what about winter?
00:40:19When the wind blows, and it's really cold.
00:40:21I mean, do you prance about like a ninny waiting for your privates to go blue?
00:40:25I was born naked, I'm gonna...
00:40:26Do we tighten it some more now?
00:40:42Thank you, Liberty City.
00:40:43One day...
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:46Come on, Lazlo.
00:40:47You can be a figurehead for Liberty City Naturist.
00:40:49We have more members now for the first time since 1977.
00:40:53Unity is back.
00:40:54A lot of people are into Unity and really understand the spiritual side.
00:40:58What?
00:40:59I'm hanging out with loads of naked chicks?
00:41:01I mean, I see the fun in it, but I just think clothes have distinct advantages, like not
00:41:05accidentally cooking yourself, or when you're working on a building.
00:41:09We're not swingers.
00:41:10It's not about sex.
00:41:12It's about being one with the world.
00:41:14All right, dude.
00:41:14Groovy.
00:41:15Hug a rainbow.
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00:42:06Oh, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
00:42:10All right, let's go to line eight.
00:42:12Hello, caller.
00:42:13What's your name?
00:42:14Bob.
00:42:14Bob from Pine Creek.
00:42:16Hey, uh, what's up, Bob from Pine Creek?
00:42:18Well, I've been listening to your show.
00:42:19There's always people going on about problems in schools.
00:42:22Guns, people showing disrespect to teachers, drugs.
00:42:26Schools are breeding grounds of crime, ain't they?
00:42:28Well, I guess it seems that way.
00:42:30Well, I got a real simple solution.
00:42:32Shut them down.
00:42:33Shut down the schools, and you shut down the problems.
00:42:36No more dead teachers, no more angry students.
00:42:39Well, but you don't think...
00:42:40No, I don't never.
00:42:42Now, listen to me, if you think it's a perfect sentence.
00:42:44Kids these days, they complain a lot to you, what costs you to fall in.
00:42:49I mean, shoes, books, toys, you successful tiny person, you pest, that sort of crap.
00:42:55It's all about me.
00:42:56E-e-e-e-e-e.
00:42:58Well, not my Johnny.
00:42:59No, sir.
00:43:00Uh-uh, I'm learning to hit the value of good, hard work.
00:43:03Learning him good.
00:43:04At the street, we taught him how to clean the bathroom.
00:43:07If you left so much, one hair on the shelf, it was off the bed with no dinner.
00:43:11You know what?
00:43:11You...
00:43:12You know what?
00:43:25You know what?
00:43:27I don't know.
00:44:57Let's take a quick break.
00:45:09Phil and I just had another kid, so of course we need a bigger SUV.
00:45:14Being a mom is hard with soccer, football, and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new
00:45:19Maibatsu monstrosity.
00:45:21It's so big, we lost little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour.
00:45:25When I'm rushing to the mall or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe.
00:45:30The Maibatsu monstrosity has four-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode, it can cross rivers.
00:45:35So far, I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there.
00:45:38With the time I save, taking shortcuts through the strip mall parking lot, I can focus on
00:45:43the important things, like gazing longingly at the fool boy or buying more exercise equipment
00:45:47off the TV.
00:45:48So what if it gets three miles to the gallon?
00:45:51I'm a mom, not a conservationist.
00:45:54And you're my boxer monstrosity.
00:45:56Mine is bigger.
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00:46:13Alright, you are listening to Chatterbox, hosted by me, Laszlo, because I got kicked off
00:46:18the rock station.
00:46:19Let's go over here and talk to somebody about their life.
00:46:22Hello, caller, you're on the air.
00:46:23Hi, Laszlo.
00:46:24My name's Samantha.
00:46:25I just love your stuff.
00:46:26I always think that I'm getting my computer navigated.
00:46:29I just wanted to see something about me.
00:46:31And, you know, is there a highway in the world like this?
00:46:34Yeah, I know all about it.
00:46:36Isn't it amazing?
00:46:37I know.
00:46:38Incredible.
00:46:38I know a lot of people who use it as a load of crap.
00:46:41I know a lot of people who are so bitter and more.
00:46:43Well, I think.
00:46:44I think of all the people who do.
00:46:46I mean, what do you want to buy?
00:46:48What do you want to buy?
00:46:49I go to a shop, and the name's Laszlo.
00:46:52I'm so lovely to sell them in the future, but I don't.
00:46:55I like it all the time, and then I'm just using a special format like this, but while I'm done.
00:47:00It's incredible.
00:47:02I also like to tab and cooking and gallery, so the internet is really good for my husband.
00:47:07I think it's amazing.
00:47:08I think you're out of love, but I don't know if we're out ever again.
00:47:10It's incredible.
00:47:11I don't envy them to send me their stock options for their pants, but they earn them, and it stays my list.
00:47:17This is really going nowhere.
00:47:19Do you have anything interesting to say at all?
00:47:20Well, um, well, I want to be in a decoration if it's good.
00:47:25That's phenomenal.
00:47:26Probably one of the reasons there's so many single men in this city.
00:47:29All right, let's go over to here to line 79.
00:47:31Hello, you're on Shatterbox.
00:47:33Hello, uh, is that Laszlo?
00:47:35Uh, yes?
00:47:37Oh, wow, on the radio!
00:47:39I'm sorry for you!
00:47:40Thank you, Laszlo!
00:47:41Is this on the radio?
00:47:42I mean, am I actually on the radio for a second?
00:47:45Uh, uh, yes, you are.
00:47:46I'm sure it's very exciting for you, but what do you want to talk about?
00:47:49Oh, man, I've been to the hotel center.
00:47:51I don't know what I want to say, but...
00:47:53OUGH!
00:47:55Uh...
00:48:01Do we tighten it some more now?
00:48:23You know more about men than I know about leopard skin furniture.
00:48:27So, let's do that clever stuff and give me some advice.
00:48:30Come on, I got real problems.
00:48:32You see, I had this boyfriend, and at first, he was real kind to me.
00:48:36He was a real gentleman, a little bit older and everything, but, you know, he treated me really good.
00:48:41And, I hope that it all won, so, you know, I've got someone else.
00:48:45He seems real nice, but, you know, he doesn't talk too much, so I really can't tell if he likes me.
00:48:50Well, I guess what I want to know is, you know, how do you tell if a guy is serious?
00:48:54I mean, you know, he treats me good, but he doesn't seem really interested in me.
00:48:59And he's always working and making out a gun.
00:49:05Wait a minute!
00:49:06Wow!
00:49:07Thanks for the next step!
00:49:12It matters, or at least we say that.
00:49:14Let's go over here to line four.
00:49:16Hello, caller, what's your name?
00:49:18Jeff McVoccy.
00:49:19Hello, Jeff, what's up?
00:49:20I wanted to tell you and your listeners about a once-in-a-lifetime chance to make a difference.
00:49:24There's a rally for you, King Clark, starting at 7.
00:49:27Although we'll be painting banners, singing songs, all night, all day to prepare for it.
00:49:32Then, when tens of thousands have gathered in the park, we're going to march on the town hall.
00:49:36Razmo, the people have spoke, and they have said, no, not in my town.
00:49:40So, folks, if you're listening and want to make a difference, get yourself down to the park and prepare to bring democracy back to the future.
00:49:46So, what's this rally about, Jeff?
00:49:48It's about people standing up and being counted.
00:49:51It's about the future.
00:49:52It's about telling those morons and students, no thanks, not in my town.
00:49:56Not while I have a breath in my body and hope in my soul.
00:49:59I will not, I cannot let this pass.
00:50:01Let what pass?
00:50:03It's about grabbing the town by the ball and saying, listen, son, have to put up or shut up.
00:50:07No more Mr. Nice Guy.
00:50:09No more easy solutions for difficult problems.
00:50:11It's about what it means to be an American.
00:50:13It's about giving something back.
00:50:15Giving what back, Jeff?
00:50:17Hope, dream, belief.
00:50:18Belief in what?
00:50:19I mean, look, Jeff, I admire your...
00:50:45We'll be here.
00:50:51We'll be here.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:43I don't know.
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:15But pretty soon, like, next week, dude, I'm moving out.
00:52:18It's the big 4-0, and it's just time to go.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:22Did you have anything relevant to say?
00:52:25Yeah, dude, that B, dude, is bogus.
00:52:27Really bogus.
00:52:28That's all.
00:52:29Great show, Les, though.
00:52:30I appreciate that.
00:52:31That's why I went to broadcasting school.
00:52:33All right, when we come back from these messages that help supplement my meager salary, we're going to talk to Reed Tucker.
00:52:40It's going to be a great interview.
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00:52:57Police!
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00:53:00You're dead, big boy!
00:53:02Don't move a muscle!
00:53:14Straight down, poor Ricky!
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00:53:44All right, now joining us in the studio, we have a very special guest.
00:53:48His new book, Karate and Digestion, has been on the top 400 self-help books for the past three weeks.
00:53:53He is the founder of Now and Send Dojo and Organic New Market in Trenton.
00:53:57His name is Reed Tucker.
00:53:58You are welcome to Chatterbox.
00:53:59Why, thank you, Matt.
00:54:00It certainly is an honor to be here today.
00:54:02So, that way for you.
00:54:03What did you think of the idea of...
00:54:04You are rich, fucker.
00:54:10You are rich, fucker.
00:54:15You are rich!
00:54:15As you all know, and I am actually intolerant, and pizza, as you may know as well, is a sandwich
00:54:22derivative of Italian origins, but I won't have a one.
00:54:24Martial arts are about discipline and physical empowerment, not watching football and eating
00:54:28junk food.
00:54:29You have to explore your mind and your digestive system, so what you put in, often comes back
00:54:35to sleep.
00:54:35Especially corn.
00:54:37What's the story with that, anyway?
00:54:38Ladlo, I'm deadly serious.
00:54:40My mentor was a 430-year-old mark, which showed me the way to fight them.
00:54:45Okay.
00:54:46If you have a question for Reed, we'll be taking calls in a little bit.
00:54:49I think we all went through a ninja period.
00:54:51You know, I had the shiny stars and the nunchucks.
00:54:53This is not a period, Ladlo.
00:54:55This is a way of life.
00:54:56Thanks to a strict vegan diet, I had the power of nine men.
00:55:00After morning meditation and a three-beam salad, I could chop a bus in half.
00:55:04Sometimes, I do not drink myself.
00:55:06No offense, but you're kind of a scrawny, pasty dude.
00:55:09It says on the inside cover of your book that you still live in your parents' basement.
00:55:13Okay, it is not a basement.
00:55:15I prefer a center for spiritual enlightenment.
00:55:18In chapter 17 of the notebook I know you've read, I address the dangers of cynicism.
00:55:23Ladlo, a closed mind is like a closed fist, and karate means open hand.
00:55:28But it might as well mean open...
00:55:48Beaver.
00:56:03Beaver.
00:56:17I saw Saturday Night Beaver, and did you know those little fellas, they're never taken
00:56:22out.
00:56:25I even put out the berry on the top shelf of the fridge, so I can't eat it with my legs,
00:56:29and you have no headlong, but I don't eat it with a thousand pounds.
00:56:34What can I do, Reed?
00:56:35You're not fresh.
00:56:36I don't want to bring you to keep surfing there.
00:56:39Shut up, you carnivore.
00:56:40Why don't you go gnaw on a bone like a gorilla, Ladlo?
00:56:42Our insects are didn't eat chicken wings.
00:56:44They lived at one with nature and their ecosystem, subsisting on a diet of nuts, berries, and
00:56:49leafy vegetables.
00:56:50Yes, and they threw stones at their own shadow, and died of old age and fear at 24.
00:56:55Ladlo, they stole an eternal.
00:56:57But let me answer the question.
00:56:59We're not in trouble, or in trouble.
00:57:04Anyway, bro.
00:57:09I'm really right.
00:57:14Sorry, got me one of those flashback flashes.
00:57:16It's going to be impressive.
00:57:17And who wants a snake after that?
00:57:20Okay, next caller, you are on Chatterbox with Reed Tucker.
00:57:24Yo, Reed.
00:57:24Come here to be the show.
00:57:26How can I learn to beat up ten guys at once?
00:57:28Okay, first things first, my man.
00:57:30You need to stop the negative thinking.
00:57:31And the best attack I've found is to just run away.
00:57:34That way you instill fear in your opponent.
00:57:36You never know when you're going to send from the raptors.
00:57:39Like a bat.
00:57:39I don't want to hear about those old fools running away.
00:57:42I want to let her up here and meet you.
00:57:43Was that?
00:57:44Actually, I do cover this early on in the book in Chapter 45.
00:57:48It's called Stir Fry Your Prejudice.
00:57:50You see, I once thought that a year before my master took me under his wing
00:57:53and taught me the joys of soy and origami.
00:57:57Concentration begins in the mind and spreads to all the extremities of the body.
00:58:02You must use the language of the body, not the tongue.
00:58:04And the language of the body begins to grow, uncooked, organic vegetables.
00:58:08Just look at me.
00:58:09I could tear a phone book in half and my bare toes.
00:58:11In fact, mad note, I can easily chop this desk in two half desks.
00:58:16This desk is made of two-inch thick composite wood pulp
00:58:19that has a cognitive near finish.
00:58:21It has three drawers and knowing this station, it costs $100.
00:58:25In his own words, Reed Tucker is about to smash it into two half desks.
00:58:29Take it away, Reed.
00:58:30Ladies and gentlemen, I already visualized the desk in two half desks.
00:58:35And now, I shall make it some dragons dance.
00:58:38Hiya!
00:58:39Oh!
00:58:40Ow!
00:58:41Only Dad, no!
00:58:52Okay, lad, though, mockery will get you nowhere.
00:58:54I think I'm going to hit you now.
00:58:55Oh, I bruise easily.
00:58:57Don't throw any tofu or bean curds at me.
00:59:00Okay, very funny, lad, though.
00:59:01You didn't make fun of me, but it's all the fault of the feng shui in here.
00:59:04It's downright disgraceful.
00:59:05Yes, it makes me talk like this.
00:59:07Okay, the listener lines are open.
00:59:09This is Chatterbox.
00:59:10You're on the air.
00:59:11Hey, Leslo.
00:59:12That last guy was a lunatic.
00:59:13Where'd you dig him up from?
00:59:14The state even?
00:59:15That wacko you had going on about Killer B?
00:59:17What a moron!
00:59:18I mean, just read a new paper.
00:59:20Killer B.
00:59:21Uh, they can pull some artificial sweet food and soda pop.
00:59:24Roswell.
00:59:25Me, me, all part of the government's propaganda plan.
00:59:27I might as well wear a satellite dish
00:59:29so we can read the propaganda right into my spirit.
00:59:31Come on, do you honestly believe
00:59:33NSA's Echelon system isn't all right?
00:59:36Oh, they're probably gonna be following you now.
00:59:53Oh, yeah!
00:59:54Look, they already got me once, but never again.
00:59:57Do you have anything else to say?
00:59:59Yes.
01:00:00Free Kevin!
01:00:01Alright, we're talking about short guys, Killer Bs, the Magna Card, uh, shit.
01:00:06Huh?
01:00:07Well, the red light on the wall is flashing, which means that the owner of the station has an important announcement to make.
01:00:12Let's go live to his office.
01:00:13Hello, my name is Donald Love.
01:00:15You're listening to a Love Media station.
01:00:18Enjoy.
01:00:19Wow, man, that was deep.
01:00:21You know, I really like working here.
01:00:23This station, it feels like my second family.
01:00:25Except that we have a snack machine.
01:00:27And I tell you, working here beats the hell out of digging sewage ditches outside Fallenburg.
01:00:32Alright, let's go to the phones.
01:00:34Hello, caller.
01:00:35You're on Chatterbox.
01:00:36My ass, little man.
01:00:37I was listening to that Echelon when you talked to me earlier.
01:00:40I mean, do these guys realize how wussy they sound?
01:00:44I mean, they, they have the nerve to call crackers bitch.
01:00:47And they say...
01:01:07Si, si, bueno.
01:01:09Pa que es idioma?
01:01:10One of these cop-faced idiots.
01:01:14The real question is, did you turn up to rescue Maria or to get me back?
01:01:45Well, I got news for you.
01:01:47Shooting you will be a pleasure.
01:01:48But dating you was only business.
01:01:50You are muy pequeñito, amigo.
01:01:52Throw over the cash.
01:01:58You have been a busy boy.
01:02:01But you haven't learned.
01:02:02I'm not to be trusted.
01:02:04Kill the idiot.
01:02:05I'm the idiot.
01:02:09A
01:02:14updist.
01:02:16No problem-
01:02:17You want the chainsaw kingdom?
01:02:20You wanna be sick?
01:02:22AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU.
01:02:26Oh!
01:02:27We're going to do some money!
01:02:37Talk like people.
01:02:38You have fun on that?
01:02:43Burn!
01:02:44I got a cigarette.
01:02:50Run!
01:02:56No!
01:03:21No!
01:03:22No!
01:03:23No!
01:03:24Move, big man!
01:03:28Move, big man!
01:03:54Move, big man!
01:04:16Hey, you brave man, eh?
01:04:22Die!
01:04:24A.
01:04:29Ding!
01:04:33Ding!
01:04:39Ding!
01:04:40Ding!
01:04:46Ding!
01:04:52Ding!
01:04:53Get this thing airborne!
01:05:23I don't know.
01:05:29Wrong to attack!
01:05:32I risk a grenade.
01:05:50Si, si, bueno.
01:05:53You big fucker!
01:05:56You big fucker!
01:06:01You gonna be...
01:06:04You too if your empire had fallen apart over the last few years.
01:06:07And speaking of commerce, it's time for some commerce.
01:06:09Here, let's go to commercials. We'll be back after this.
01:06:12Has your marriage gone stale?
01:06:14Has the spark gone out of your love life?
01:06:16Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of Valagame?
01:06:20Hello, I am Fernando Valdez.
01:06:22I am Fernando Valdez.
01:06:24We're going to get out of your place.
01:06:26I'm so scared, I am scared.
01:06:27We're going to get out of your place in the world.
01:06:28No, no, no, no.
01:06:29Medical müssen irmaids, that's the only way I'm hearing from you.
01:06:30We're going to get out of your inventory.
01:06:31Okay, I'm gonna get out of your place.
01:06:32Who's going to get out of your place?
01:06:34No, no, really?
01:06:35Get out of your place!
01:06:36Okay, I'm gonna get out of your pls!
01:06:38Okay, I'm gonna be replaced!
01:06:43Screw him!
01:07:08You want the change from me?
01:07:13There's no problem to kill you!
01:07:37You want the change from me?
01:07:41It's all about the change from me!
01:07:45You want the change from me?
01:07:47Let's go!
01:07:49You want the change from me?
01:07:53You want the change from me?
01:07:56There's no problem to kill you!
01:07:58There's no problem to kill you!
01:08:07To be continued...
01:08:37Get this thing airborne!
01:09:07Get this thing airborne!
01:09:37you're going to be short yeah you're brave man
01:10:01you want to change
01:10:07you're gonna be sorry you want the
01:10:12you move big man
01:10:16you're gonna be sorry
01:10:20oh
01:10:22you
01:10:25you
01:10:27you
01:10:30you
01:10:32you
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01:10:54you
01:10:57you
01:10:59you
01:11:00you
01:11:01you
01:11:03you
01:11:04woman we're gonna have such fun because you know i love you i i really do because you're such a big
01:11:10strong man and that's just what i need anyway what was i saying oh you know i forget but you
01:11:15know what it's like don't you the sound of explosions shook nearby homes as people ran
01:11:19for cover several citizens were injured in the panic as gunfire was exchanged between ground
01:11:24forces and a helicopter circling the dam yeah we got a good view from down here in the gardens
01:11:29when the cop the finally got taken out better than the fireworks on the fourth of july with
01:11:34the death toll already over 20 police are still finding bodies there have been no official
01:11:40denials concerning rumors that the dead were members of the colombian cartel and still no leads as to
01:11:45the cause of the massacre
01:11:46i broke a nail and my hair is ruined i mean can you believe it this one cost me 50
01:12:00that
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