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05:00How you doing, sis?
05:05This ain't over, man.
05:06I did this to take care of my woman.
05:09But now I'm gonna head straight back home and I'm gonna cat me some fucking dope dealers.
05:13Hey, look.
05:14Hey, look, you're going to the barrio with that big willy bullshit, and you're gonna get shredded.
05:18And I ain't losing you over no macho bullshit.
05:21Hey, relax, man.
05:25It's gonna get handled when it's time.
05:26We already know who the fuck, you know, we're gonna do it, man.
05:29We already know who the fucking bad guys are, man.
05:32You're stinking grocery for the smoke and those chuta pigs, Ted Benin and Pulaski.
05:36Smoke, he's a pusher, man.
05:39No, no, no, no, no.
05:39No, no, not Smoke.
05:42He might mess with Crash, but he don't mess with no yank.
05:44Come on, CJ, how you think he got that new house, huh?
05:48Just let that grow for life bullshit go and take a look around you.
05:52Word on the street is twice a week.
05:54Smoke sends a car out to San Fiero and the trunk comes back full of white.
05:59Shit!
06:01I gotta keep my eye on the highway to San Fiero.
06:05Maybe I'll see something.
06:07Just lay low and I'll be back.
06:16Hello?
06:17Where you been, asshole?
06:18Where don't you call, eh?
06:19Well, I was just about to call you, but...
06:22Liar! You'll be hanging out with those sticky putas!
06:25No, no. If you just let me...
06:27Silence! Get up here. We've got places to rob.
06:30Look, I'm in the middle of some shit right...
06:40Whoa, homie!
06:52What?
07:05You!
07:06What?
07:06What?
07:09What?
07:10What?
09:13You're going to buy this Cosimi with blood, boy?
09:15I'm going to get this stuff.
09:17I'm going to get this stuff.
09:21I'm going to get this stuff.
09:25I'm going to get this stuff.
09:35I'm going to get this stuff.
09:39I'm going to get this stuff.
09:41I'm going to get this stuff.
09:43I'm going to get this stuff.
09:45I'm going to get this stuff.
09:47I'm going to get this stuff.
09:51I'm going to get this stuff.
09:57I'm going to get this stuff.
09:59Oh
10:29Oh
10:59Oh
11:29Oh
11:59Hey, Catalina, baby, it's me, Carl Johnson
12:12Hey, baby, I'm sorry, we got off on the wrong foot
12:18I had a rough time, baby
12:22You know, maybe I was a little harsh, please forgive me
12:25Come on, baby
12:26Open up the door, shit
12:29Is she here?
12:32I don't see nothing
12:33Come on, baby
12:35Don't be mad
12:37Baby, please
12:38Baby, without you, there is no Carl Johnson
12:59Damn, man, shit
13:05Now where is this stupid bitch?
13:08Here, cabron, who's the bitch now, eh?
13:12Oh, baby, baby, I'm so sorry, baby
13:15What was that?
13:16What was that?
13:16You so right?
13:18Please forgive me, baby
13:19Just
13:21Just don't fucking shoot me, please
13:24Do you think you think you're sorry, huh?
13:26How do you want to prove you're sorry?
13:30Come on now, baby
13:31Come on, I'm gonna play with you so rough, baby
13:35Keep talking
13:35Yeah, yeah, and I'll take you to rob banks and shit
13:39And, you know, I'll let you kill anyone you want to kill
13:43I'm gonna treat you right, baby
13:46Shit, just
13:48Come on, just please don't shoot me
13:51Carl, I think I love you
13:54Uh, shit, that's great
14:00Uh, cool
14:01Uh, yeah, fantastic
14:04Shit, all that, uh
14:06You want to go rob some shit, baby?
14:09Mm-hmm
14:09Ha-ha-ha, mm-hmm
14:11Hey, what we got left?
14:26Are you stupid?
14:27Did you forget already?
14:28The bank in Palomino Creek
14:30The liquor store in Blueberry
14:32Or the betting shop in
14:33Montgomery
14:37Okay, well this time we gonna do a real chill
14:40No crazy psycho shit, baby
14:42Speak for yourself, sock boy
14:44Today, I feel like killing all the men I meet
14:47Aw, baby
14:48Don't worry, I make an exception for some of the men in my life
14:51Now drive faster!
14:58Move, honey!
15:04This place will be a walk in the park
15:13You mean like the last place?
15:15Who are these cowboy assholes?
15:17Hang back a while, see what's what
15:19We got the cash, let's get out of here
15:26Those maricón masters have our money
15:28That's my money
15:31Please, stupid motherfucker
15:34Carl, you drive, I'll shoot
15:36Come on, move your fucking butt
15:38You're driving like an old lady
15:48They're getting away!
16:08Stop shooting that thing right next to my ear
16:23Ain't that big second right faster
16:33Carl, you are too slow
16:42I'm very fucking shit
16:43I can't hear anything!
17:11I'm dead
17:12I'm gonna get out of here!
17:28Oh my god, Carl!
17:41I'll kill your family too!
17:43Okay, Carl, let's get back to the hideout.
18:04You're a fucking psycho.
18:06All two little men are scared of strong women.
18:09If we're passionate, you say we're crazy.
18:10If we're upset, you say we're hysterical.
18:13We sleep with men, we're sluts.
18:16If we don't put out, we're frigid bitches.
18:18Who you calling little men?
18:19You went berserk back there.
18:21That was just another day in the office.
18:24You can't stand the heat.
18:25Go put your tiny balls in the freezer.
18:27Tiny balls?
18:28Now just wait a minute.
18:29Enough!
18:29Just shut up and drive.
18:31I'm out of the fucking money.
18:32See you soon, handsome.
18:59Next time, we play really rough.
19:01Yeah, that's cool.
19:02But we can also play for some real money.
19:05I got some money to...
19:06Well, it's a long story, but I need some serious paper, fast.
19:10You come and see me again soon.
19:12We rob a real bank.
19:14We're enrolling.
19:23We're here.
19:25Let's go.
19:27We're in the building.
19:27Hey, Catalina, it's Carl. Come on, let's go.
19:50We got banks to rob, baby. Come on, let's go.
19:54In here, mi amor.
19:55Aight, come on, let's go.
19:57Do get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it.
20:04Aight, I'm coming.
20:14How was it?
20:16Different.
20:16I knew you would like it.
20:18Look, baby, I thought we was going to make some serious paper.
20:31I'm starting to get really bored of you.
20:33I just need the money.
20:34And I'm just a cheap fuck?
20:36A whore you don't even pay?
20:38No, I didn't say that.
20:40Carl, I say I'm in love with you, and you act like I'm an idiot.
20:43I see the way you look at other women.
20:44I know of your kind, Carl.
20:46I am serious.
20:47I will kill you if you ever mess around.
20:49I will castrate you first.
20:51Then I will make you a damn.
20:52Enough!
20:53I need some fucking money.
20:55Carl, you are really boring me now.
20:57Please, sweetheart, I got in some real, real deep shit.
21:02Okay, maybe today we hit it big.
21:08You want to rob a betting shop?
21:11Yeah, you know money, no?
21:13Here, Carl.
21:14Satchel charges?
21:16Where the hell did you get them?
21:23Open the back room door or I blow your fucking face off!
21:27Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children too!
21:32I warned you, you stupid bitch!
21:36Stupid fucking bitch!
21:38Now I kill you!
21:39Eat my shit!
21:45Carl, get in there and open the safe!
21:47Stop playing with your balls and hurry up!
21:57Okay, I got it!
22:02About fucking time, you're a fucking sloth!
22:05Whatever, let's roll!
22:12Get in the fucking car!
22:15I got nowhere to go!
22:18I'm not gonna kill you!
22:20Huh?
22:20Ahhh!
22:21Idiota, pics!
22:34Fuck!
22:42encara not!
22:44I KILL ALL OF YOU POLICE DOCKS!
22:51I KILL ALL OF YOU POLICE DOCKS!
22:57Got it?
23:06I'm a rock!
23:08I KILL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
23:14GET US BACK TO THE HIDEOUT!
23:21DON'T YOU DRIVE IT, MADE!
23:31Take me home, Carl!
23:32Okay, look, but we gotta talk about something.
23:35What? What do I have to say to you?
23:37You're a great girl and all, but you gotta calm down.
23:40I know some cold-blooded cats wouldn't act like you.
23:43How'd you get given a lioness and you want a pussycat?
23:46Whip!
23:47No, I just want-
23:48Do you know why I act like this?
23:50No.
23:51I love Carl.
23:52A woman's heart is at the infestuous place,
23:55and you will break my heart.
23:57Sometimes I want to kill us both.
23:59Please, don't do that.
24:00Just relax a little.
24:02You have to impress me, Carl Johnson.
24:06Here's your gut, big man.
24:08Big man.
24:29Asshole!
24:30Damn, what'd I do now?
24:31Do all the fucking same, eh?
24:33I see it on television, I read it in books, I hear it in music.
24:37Do all the same.
24:39Fuck this, fuck that.
24:41Well, fuck you!
24:43Baby, I'm sorry.
24:44I gave to you, as a woman.
24:47No!
24:48No more!
24:49From now on, we're just business partners.
24:52Okay?
24:53Hey, if that's how you want it, but I mean you're breaking my heart.
24:55I'm warning you.
24:56I'm in a really bad fucking mood.
24:59Today, I kill everybody who fucks with me.
25:03Especially you.
25:05Move!
25:06I feel good today.
25:18Like a woman reborn.
25:19Cool.
25:20Maybe you won't go berserk, huh?
25:21Oh, I go berserk, but not until I really pissed.
25:25Oh, well that's a relief to hear.
25:27Perhaps this time no cowboy motherfuckers will get in our way.
25:30Amen to that.
25:31Come on, drive.
25:33What's wrong?
25:34Nothing, I just hate men.
25:36Well, give me a break.
25:37Here's your break.
25:38Your break is you're not on my barbecue being eaten.
25:40Well, that's one way of looking at shit, I suppose.
25:43Now, try to be a man this time.
25:46Drive, lover.
25:49Oh, Carl, I like that a lot.
25:56Carl, you have to be fast and totally ruthless.
25:58Not fucking about like in the betting shop.
26:00What?
26:01If you hadn't start busting things, would've been sweet.
26:04They had to die because you were slow and stupid.
26:07Like a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his father gives nothing to his stepdaughter but still bread.
26:12Real?
26:13What?
26:14Where'd that come from?
26:15Enough!
26:16You're on crowd control, so don't take any shit.
26:23Yes, um, Miss Catalina Miss.
26:26Don't even think about doing anything, motherfucker!
26:29Hand over every last dollar!
26:31Now, bitch!
26:32I'm going to empty the safe!
26:34Keep these idiots covered!
26:36Alright!
26:37You heard the lady!
26:38No heroic shit!
26:44Oh, shit!
26:45Shit!
26:46I give you one simple job!
26:48Idiota!
26:51Attention all units!
26:52Some psychos are robbing the bank in Palomino Creek.
26:55Shit!
26:56I just bought another donut.
26:57Don't criminals have any consideration?
26:59We can collect that bribe later.
27:01Might as well go and take a look.
27:03We know you're in there!
27:13The game's up!
27:15Come on out!
27:16Come out!
27:17Real peaceable-like!
27:19Smash the ATMs and get as much cash as possible!
27:22Give up!
27:23You're surrounded!
27:24Wait!
27:25We haven't much time!
27:27Shouldn't fuck with GSL, fool!
27:29Uh-oh!
27:37Better take the back door!
27:38Follow me!
27:42You punk-ass hobo bitches!
27:44Cops, take over!
27:45Thought you might try the back way!
27:47We were waiting for you!
27:48Oh, you're a gasey, huh?
27:52Cover me!
27:54Don't fuck with me!
27:55Don't fuck with me!
27:58Give up!
27:59You're surrounded!
28:04Pick it up a little, you retarded assholes!
28:07This is helicopter support!
28:08We are about to neutralize all invisible threats!
28:18Hey!
28:19If I kill him before I get him now, you get killed!
28:21Keep going!
28:25You two!
28:35Bring!
28:39Grab a bike and follow me!
28:41Do you think you can keep up with a real woman?
28:46What's getting you?!
28:47I can't sleep in you!
28:55You shit bastard!
29:07Are you afraid of speed, girl?
29:09No!
29:15I'm getting locked!
29:29Take the boat out!
29:30Take me home now, big man!
29:32How we do?
29:33Is that all you care about? Money?
29:35No, but I really need to pay.
29:37You revolt me! You make my skin crawl!
29:40Well, I ain't crazy about you either!
29:42That's just it! How little you know!
29:44Don't talk! Let us enjoy the peace and quiet!
29:47Come on, Carl! Move it!
29:52There you go!
29:53Thanks!
29:54One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize
29:57she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two.
30:01But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man.
30:04Goodbye!
30:08And you are better, too!
30:09I'm sorry!
30:10You know that you are so sorry for doing it,
30:12I'm sorry!
30:13But if you are the one who remembers,
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15The shower has been very easy.
30:17I'm sorry.
30:18I'm sorry!
30:19You're tired and you are dying.
30:20I love you!
30:21I am sorry.
30:22Come on.
30:23There's people here again.
30:24Your home!
30:25You're starting to cry now!
30:26I'm sorry!
30:27You're trying to cry.
30:28Then it's impossible for you,
30:29to be quiet.
30:30It's impossible for you to sleep,
30:31to be a fool and to you over.