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00:00Ah, you're out under arrest.
00:03When the Clampetts moved to Beverly Hills,
00:06who are lead people?
00:07They weren't quite ready for the schools.
00:10Cappuccino?
00:11The parties.
00:11Step up here. Let me take a good look at you.
00:14And especially the people.
00:15You wanna pay me to hang out with her?
00:18You must be Mr. Drysdale's son.
00:21Make a little room in your heart.
00:23Let me make a note of that.
00:25Look who's moving in.
00:26Excellent.
00:27The Beverly Hillbillies right at P.G.
00:29How's it feel to live in Beverly Hills?
00:31Starts Friday, October 15th.
00:33Dave Thomas really missed Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich
00:37with its whole breast filet, Monterey Jack Cheese,
00:39and creamy ranch dressing with real bacon on a toasted Kaiser bun.
00:43So, he has something to say.
00:46It's back.
00:48If you were to pick anyone from our design center
00:51or truck line in California...
00:52It's a matter of pride.
00:53...or the Camry line in Kentucky...
00:55It's dedication.
00:56...take the first person you see
00:57at our Michigan or Indiana facilities...
01:00It's a matter of commitment.
01:01...and show them the latest quote praising a Toyota product,
01:04they'd simply say...
01:05That's great.
01:06Making it better.
01:06That's what it's all about.
01:08...people think Toyota's reputation
01:09was built on the strength of its products,
01:11when in fact it was built on the strength,
01:13pride, and commitment of a lot of people.
01:16It means putting your name on the line.
01:17How John Shumsky eats a Reese's peanut butter cup.
01:30There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
01:32Tonight...
01:34Hey, Ralph.
01:35What's up?
01:35Ralph and Norton are in the hood.
01:37And Saturday Night Live's Chris Rock guest stars...
01:40How am I for a hot dog?
01:41One dollar.
01:42One dollar!
01:43...is the world's cheapest man.
01:44High five.
01:45I'll give you 68 cents.
01:46You let me pull up and buy one of the relics.
01:47Plus, special appearance by rapper Tupac
01:50on an all-new in living color,
01:51tonight on Fox.
01:53Tonight, sleeping with the boss's daughter is hard work.
01:56Maybe I can take the afternoon off.
01:58Whoa!
01:59This chicken's hot!
02:00Herman's Head.
02:01An all-new episode tonight.
02:03Tonight...
02:04My mother go outside, get a switch off the tree,
02:05and tear my butt up.
02:07Meet Sinbad's mom and dad.
02:09We're here.
02:10Catch an all-new Sinbad show next.
02:14George Washington, man.
02:15He was in a cult.
02:17And the cult was in the aliens, man.
02:19You didn't know that?
02:20Somewhere between free love and safe sex...
02:24Jimmy!
02:25Tie-dye and button-fly.
02:27We should be up for anything.
02:28Ed Sullivan and MTV.
02:30Sounds stupid, doesn't it?
02:31There was a generation...
02:33The 60s rocked.
02:34The 70s obviously sucked.
02:36...that was dazed and confused.
02:38Maybe the 80s will be radical.
02:40Rated R.
02:41Now playing at select theaters.
02:46From Walt Disney Home Video, it's here.
02:48Right here, direct from the Lamp.
02:50The most popular animated film ever made.
02:52It's now the one videocassette you've got to own.
02:57All right!
02:58It's Aladdin.
03:00Hang on!
03:02And now, the Academy Award-winning magic of the biggest movie of the year...
03:05Ah, go on!
03:06...is yours to own and share with someone you love.
03:10Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.
03:12And for a limited time, you can buy Walt Disney's Aladdin on videocassette.
03:16Introducing six wheels of blazing speed.
03:21Scorcher 6x6.
03:22It's red hot.
03:24Six wheels to burn up the road.
03:27Six wheels that'll out-turn, out-maneuver any four-wheeler.
03:31Six wheels for the fastest 360 spins ever.
03:35Radio-controlled, rechargeable, 9.6-feet turbo-powered.
03:38The incredibly hot Scorcher 6x6.
03:43Cue from Deco.
03:44Battery pack required.
03:45Sold separately.
03:46It's time to find out why people are buying the Mercury Villager instead of our minivan.
03:50After you, sir.
03:51We all can't fit in here.
03:53Oh, no, you just slide the seat back.
03:55It's actually very, uh, complicated.
03:57Like a V6, leather, CD player, if you like that sort of thing, which I...
04:03How does it drive?
04:04Great!
04:05I mean...
04:06It also has standard four-wheel anti-lock brakes.
04:11The Mercury Villager.
04:13All this and the quality of a Mercury.
04:16And now for some thin, different...
04:18New Domino's Thin Crust Pizza.
04:21It's really something!
04:22We're talking Thin Crust Pizza.
04:24A crispy, crunchy crust pizza.
04:26And with all your favorite toppings,
04:27it's a whole nother taste in a whole nother way.
04:29In other words...
04:30Mmm.
04:31All right!
04:32Put that snap back in your life.
04:34Now with any thin crust pizza,
04:36you'll get an order of Domino's Twisty Bread free!
04:39New Thin Crust Pizza with a Twist.
04:41Something for nothing when you call Domino's.
04:44It's been happening.
04:46Sunday.
04:47What's that one called?
04:48It's called Pump That Rump.
04:49Al Bundy goes wrapped.
04:51Woo!
04:52There it is!
04:52On an all-new Married with Children.
04:55Then, what happens when Old Loudmouth...
04:57Give me a pink squirrel.
04:58With or without the tail...
04:59...meets old blue eyes.
05:00Stay away from my wife.
05:02Daddy Dearest.
05:03An all-new episode after Married with Children Sunday.
05:06Sinbad may be the father of the 90s, but to his kids...
05:10He's living in the past.
05:13You do remember in the 70s, don't you?
05:14You're invited to a wild 70s party.
05:17I might be a father, but I gots to stay funky.
05:20...on The Sinbad Show.
05:21Are you always gonna be dressed like that?
05:22An all-new episode coming up next.
05:27Shh.
05:35This is my son, not yours.
05:37So what are you gonna do, fight me?
05:38A Bronx Tale is an excellent movie,
05:40raised Gene Shalett, The Today Show.
05:43Wonderfully acted, Robert De Niro directs a gem,
05:45says Newsweek Magazine.
05:47Look, I'm your father. I love you.
05:48You're breaking my heart.
05:50Rolling Stone says Chaz Palminteri gives a knockout performance.
05:53I treat that kid like he's my son.
05:55And Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up.
05:57I'm not afraid of you, or you should be.
06:00A Bronx Tale, rated R, starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
06:07Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion.
06:10We could feel it everywhere.
06:13But you, prince kneel before you, that's what I said now.
06:19Dream lover, come askin' me, take me home.
06:23When you come on down.
06:27Make sure you're connected.
06:31The writing's on the wall.
06:36The botched raid on the Colt compound in Waco
06:39results in suspensions for five federal agents,
06:41including two Houston agents who planned the assault.
06:44Fox News at 9.
06:49Sinbad is brought to you by Pontiac,
06:50who invites you to drive the new Firebird
06:52and the full line of exciting 1994 Pontiacs
06:55at your Pontiac dealer.
06:56We are driving excitement.
07:01Pontiac believes safety is so important
07:03to the modern high-performance sports car.
07:06We've equipped all our new Firebirds
07:08with standard driver and passenger airbags,
07:11standard anti-lock brakes,
07:13and safety cage construction,
07:16a combination of safety technologies rare
07:18on any sports car at any price,
07:21let alone one starting at under $14,000.
07:23Introducing the all-new Firebird.
07:29Hey, here's your ding-ding, big fella.
07:31Huh?
07:32Uh-uh.
07:33Yeah.
07:35Here's Daddy's ding-ding.
07:37Once you get a look at those two all-beef patties...
07:40No, this is Daddy's.
07:41No, this is Daddy's.
07:42Would you try some...
07:43That special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
07:45piled fresh and hot on that sesame seed bun?
07:48Ah!
07:50You've got to have a Big Mac.
07:53What you want is what you get
07:55at McDonald's today?
07:59This Sunday,
08:00why spend an hour underwater
08:02when you can be chillin' with Fox?
08:04What's up?
08:05First, when Gina works for Shanae-Nae...
08:07You gave Myra a perm.
08:10It could get ugly.
08:12On an all-new Martin.
08:14Then, Max defends her best friend in court.
08:16What is this?
08:17My bill.
08:19On an all-new Living Single,
08:21it's an hour of outrageous comedy.
08:24Starting Sunday at 8, 7 Central, on Fox.
08:27Woo, there it is.
08:32Grandma?
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